All language subtitles for 07-Wa

Thank you.

I'm Kimberly Carson, and I'd like to
welcome you to the wacky world of

video.

You know, most people think being an
adult actress is easy, and they're

quite surprised when they find out how
difficult it really is.

I can tell you from experience that
making love under hot lights with a lot

people standing around is definitely no
bed of roses.

We do have our lighter moments, though.
The times when the pressures are too

much and concentration breaks, and
things can get out of hand, not to

downright silly.

Gourmet has spent countless hours
sorting through a staggering amount of

footage in order to give you a behind
-the -scenes look at some of these

moments and the people that make them.

So kick back, watch closely, because the
pace is quick, and above all, enjoy.

For a big blowjob, huh?

Cut.

Close -ups.

I don't want to scare you or anything,
but this is a dollar an inch.

Just one

more time,

hold it.

Watch what happens when Ron Jeremy gets
too hot and heavy into the action.

The true professionals we are, we worked
it into the script.

Wait a minute, what are we doing?

You can't stand up. I hate it when
people pick me up.

Well, hold it, John. You've got to stay
to the right of me when he wants you to

go to your left. Otherwise, I don't even
remember carrying that.

No, you've got it, John. You should be
going over where I was now, buddy.

It was good, wasn't it? It was good.

How long do I have to do this for? How
long?

About another three.

A hundred dollars worth of things.

We got 50 in the can.

Get another 50 and we're there.

Okay.

It is crucial to remember the
character's name.

What's her name again?

Sharon. Oh, God, Sharon.

What is it in this movie, though?

Kim. Kim.

You've already loaned your name. You
might as well stick to what you got.

I know, because I've been calling her
Charlie.

All Heather and Kevin were supposed to
do in this scene was get on the table

fuck.

Oh boy

Okay, use that thing for a cue stick.
All right. I don't know what I'm doing.

Why don't we use it for a gag?

Yeah!

A gag?

Yeah.

Here, let's try a touch shot here.

I'm wide open.

spot the cue ball and try it again.
Let's put some more balls on the table.

We'll get more funner.

More funner. Yeah, probably your balls.
Isn't that redundant? Isn't that

redundant?

Sorry.

Fuck me, suck me. It took nine takes and
three different actors to get this

scene right.

I have a name, Suzy, that's supposed to
be handling... I'm fucking on the move.

Hello, I'm Craig Saunders.

You're not supposed to see Suzy at the
breeding shed.

About a new promotion? I can hear him
talking.

It's very distracting.

You can hear him? Yeah, we can hear him.

Let's try one more time.

Hello, I'm Craig Saunders. I'm here to
see Judy, Nancy, who am I fucking

to?

Susie. Susie.

Can we just start right over, please?

We're going to start right over, please.

Hello, I'm Craig Condor.

I'm looking for Susie at the breeding
school.

Hold on, guys.

We've got a problem with one of the
teamers.

Bye.

And action.

Is, uh, I'm not familiar with this part
of the track. Is there a place called

the breeding shed around here?

It's, uh... Okay, what's the problem,
man?

Uh, excuse me, uh, I'm not that familiar
with this part of the track. Is there a

place around here called the breeding
shed?

Uh, it's supposed to be some sort of
promotional gimmick the, uh, track is

sponsoring. Mm -hmm.

Well, this is it. The breeding done.

Uh, shut up.

Did you say den? No.

Why do I keep saying den?

Because you're thinking of den of
iniquity and sin and corruption.

Okay, go right away.

Hi,

are you Susie?

Yeah.

Sorry.

Well, needless to say, we finally got it
on the tenth take.

Oh, fuck yes.

Okay, Buck, let's get you back on the
bed. Fuck you!

Don't disturb me while I'm working!

Hi there.

Hi, guys. Working hard over here.

How about for that?

Sometimes it's not all fun and games.

Sometimes the actresses get a little
carried away.

Let's see how things are going back on
the pool table.

Where's your fist?

Oh, I'm going to kill you.

Modest or what?

Yeah.

Do your wash right there.

Oh, yeah.

Let's see how hard it is.

This isn't very hard.

Oh, just be nice to the poor boy.

Yeah. Our girlfriends just got through
with him.

Seven. Eight.

Oh, silly me. Oh, my gosh.

Without a ruler, who can tell?

I wouldn't expect you to know that now.

You're right.

Okay.

I figure I put it sideways in your
pussy. I had two inches to spare, so it

about eight, right?

I wish I had a dick to shove in your
mouth.

Okay.

Oh, boy.

No, no, honey. It's just an expression.

You said a blowjob, right?

Okay.

Drop the ball.

I don't think we can get a par this
fast.

Oh,

you girls really know how to put a guy
in the mood.

I don't want him fired up. I don't know
why I like Mike so much. He's bitchy.

You want some?

Okay. Hey, John.

I don't know what this motherfucker up
to.

How'd you get this?

I don't know what it was.

It's a cheese truck.

Is this underwear?

From the store.

You been dancing?

No.

Okay. You dancing?

No, babe.

I'd probably have been more close if I
was dancing.

Are we rolling?

Yeah.

Come on, shift. I'll tell you right now.

Where's Bill?

Okay, what you just did, we're just
going to do again. You're going to go

to the beginning. Okay.

Fuck.

Yeah.

We're going to go as far as we can and
then we're going to cut.

Okay, you're going to have to read me
live.

Let's see. Any other creative positions
that we can come back to?

You guys do.

What else can we do?

Anything you can think of?

Yeah, we can fuck. I haven't fucked in a
long time.

Rock and roll.

And here's the crew getting a little
piece of the action.

And here,

Viper just won't let go.

Cindy, you'll find the shower down the
hall. She walks off and you say...

To yourself.

I think I'll call another woman.

Is my makeup running?

Let me out of this fucking room!

Wow! What do you think this is, lady?
You hear a corn or something?

You don't think this fucking thing's a
tamale, man.

You're gone, aren't you?

You ever been committed to a
psychopathic woman?

Okay, action.

Do this doll. Who says adult actresses
don't know how to deliver their line?

Slow down, baby. I didn't mean to put it
on high.

Don't walk in looking so fine and tell
me you got a boyfriend.

Following directions is essential.

Make that big pop head. Just on the
head.

What? Make it pop. You want to show me
how?

Yeah, like a trap.

Show her how.

Okay.

It made it very difficult for me to
reach.

Tell her she must be getting old.

Okay, let's do it.

Aw, my knees are killing me so bad.

Knowing the names of the positions is
also very important to an actor.

Oh, reverse cowgirl. At least you guys
are fucking right.

It's like cowgirl, reverse cowgirl.

And one more time back to the place.
That was subtle.

Put your hand over here.

What the fuck are you doing?

This table's going to fall over.

I don't think it was meant to. Hey, Jen.

Make love or... Hey, Jen.

Oh, my whole life flashed before my
eyes. Here I was.

It must have fucked a lot of girls.

Your pussy tastes like a ripe mango.

What's the fuck?

I do.

All good. Splendid idea.

Okay. Trust me.

I nailed it.

You nailed it?

I can't get it out. In a magic word,
what's your little fear on the table?

I don't know.

This has to be the spark of the city.

Oh, boy.

Don't you kids at home try this. These
people are trained professionals.

Okay.

Okay.

There we go.

Nice. Can you wedge yourself so the
camera can see that? Yeah.

That feels good.

Well,

Kim, not bad for a day's work, huh?

Another day, another thousand dollars,
you know what they say.

Yeah, we were out of the movie already,
but if you're going to do that line, not

bad for a morning's work.

Morning's work.

Let's use it as a closing line. Yeah,
let's do the tail end of that over

Yeah, not bad for a...

I'm real sensitive.

Cheers.

Men.

Let's see if he wants to see what it
tastes like.

You gotta be shitting me.

I'm not cheating you.

Good morning.

I have some questions about your sister.

Oh, we have to do this.

Oh,

my.

Ice cream.

Oh, that smells good.

Oh, it smells.

Oh, tight, huh?

Yeah. A little too tight? No, no, no.

Folks, we are ready for insertion.

We finally see some action here on the
pool table.

Here's a montage of scenes of some
actors and actresses doing things you

wouldn't ordinarily see them do in a
movie.

Hello.

I like to take my time with all these
laughs, Wanda.

I can see why you want to relish those
moments of taking off your leotards.

Some of my best times have been taking
off leotards.

We could have done it. Oh, I know.

Can you make it wink, Heather?

No. No,

I'm not sure.

Let's see.

Say a new magic word and maybe we'll get
some pillows.

Guys, really ought to think about having
that roof fixed.

You know, we thought about it. We kind
of like it, though.

Yeah.

Why? Say the magic word, maybe I'll get
stuck.

Be careful around here.

Okay.

Let's squirt the cameraman.

Ready?

Very careful.

Are you getting sleepy?

You're making me dizzy.

I never get complaints.

Slower.

It's hard to swing it slow.

Ladies.

Okay. Block, please.

Kick on the blonde.

Isn't this play sensational?

I'm sorry.

Whenever you're ready. Action.

On the blonde.

Oh, isn't this play sensational?

Oh,

boy. What is funny? Come on. We've got
to pull it together.

This is hard to feel. I'm trying to make
my eyes go like going, and I can't.

Okay.

for a second and then answer it.

Here we go. Come on.

Okay. I waited all day for this. I
understand.

Action.

Wait.

Say it. Okay.

Isn't this play sensational?

I'm going to have to edit that.

I remember that one.

That was better than staying cut, you
know.

You do what you have to. It's Hollywood,
folks.

That's what they made dissolves for.

Oh, follow me.

We already discussed tying her up, Bill.

We already discussed tying her up.

I know, God.

What a drag.

What a drag.

No bondage, no discipline, no spanking.

For people in Nebraska and Iowa.

Watch the next few segments as the cast
muffs their lines.

And I was glad to have an opportunity to
get caught up on my own.

Oh, fuck.

Action.

Oh, I wish you didn't have to work
today, Steve.

Do you know, I know I... Oh, fuck, I'm
sorry.

I know I hate you.

It's all right.

Only real man in this whole sleazy...
Oops.

I'm thinking of... I'm getting on one of
these. I'm getting on the same thing.

It's only real man.

You want to go in Mommy's pussy?

Ooh.

I forgot what came after that.

Mommy would like that, too. Dr. Mike,
this is for you.

Ooh.

You want to go and play in Mommy's
pussy.

Ooh.

How come I forgot again?

Mommy would like that, too.

Mommy would like that, too. Dr. Mike,
this is for you.

Okay.

I don't know why I keep forgetting. I
can't

believe it, Miranda.

I fucked up. That's just Rick.

Okay, pick up.

Save the line again.

That would be like me fucking, yeah.

Actually,

you've got to get a hold of yourself.
The fate of the free world is depending

you.

Do you know what F stands for?

File section.

I don't even know which end of the
bullet.

One more time.

Which end of the bullet the guys come
out of?

Save the line, please.

Now you've lifted Ambrose to my left top
agent.

I must have those guys reshaped.

Let me see the fuck on my face.

It's because we don't need to come up
with that $10 billion.

They'll be up and coming 24 hours a day.
Do you know that?

Motherfucker.

Can we pick you up just from the two
-shot?

Hanging around with Debbie, their
daughter.

I mean, that chick... I mean, wait,
she's probably fucked every girl in

Yeah, but she fucked every girl in
school. I don't want our daughter to be

that, too. At least not before her time.

Oh, she's a babe. She's a babe. She's
16.

Bro!

No, you gotta go over 18, hon.

I just said she's fucking every girl in
school.

Hold on. Oh, no!

Wait one second. They both go to the
same school.

It's time for... Fuckin' A!

Say the damn line!

You ready?

Now, I want you. Are we cutting?

Uh -oh. Yes, uh -oh.

Connie, we did it! We did it! This is
gonna be when I messed up.

Sorry.

Sorry, people, I can't think of a story.

I'm really going dead here.

Sorry, it's like, it's really unnatural
for me. I need to really think of

something. I was married, but I'm really
unfaithful. You never will be married,

you little slut. What are you talking
about?

Butt trigger.

Butt, butt.

Cut.

And here's every adult actor's
nightmare, not being able to get it up.

Let me just get it stuck in here.

Oh, yeah.

Weird. Once you guys get going, we would
like a little more audio, please. Whoa.

You'll get it. It's a little difficult
when your mouth is full.

I know.

You know that.

Whoa.

I don't need it.

Okay, we have to stop this thing.

Stop.

You want a towel, JJ?

No. All right, I'll sit this way.

Stop. Take two.

I'm sorry. Hang on. Can I get something
to drink?

Who needs a drink? Just some water.
Water? I could use one, too.

Hold on a second, guys.

You're sweating bullets.

It's all right. I'm not sweating
nothing.

I have the nastiest rug burns on my
back.

You turn this off, because you're going
to kill yourself.

I'm getting locked out here.

I know.

Sorry, honey.

She says, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Fix that. You've got to get in the
transition.

Huh? You've got to get the transition.

Where's the oil?

When I tighten up, it spits it right
out.

When I tighten up, it spits

it right out.

He's going to have to kind of jerk off
and come back.

It'll take him about a minute.

He's going to have to kind of jerk off
and come back. It'll take him about a

minute.

Even

if

you come right out like that.

I know I told you I want to give it to
you in a minute. I just got to get hard.

I hate when people roll when I'm not
ready. I don't want to see you fucking

Yes, I can't get it yet. Tell her
direction.

I said hold it a minute.

You know, I told you you can't get this
angle. I want to back up like that so

you can see it, but I can't do it when
it's soft.

I said hold it a minute. I hate people
rolling when I'm soft.

Just give me a minute, then I'll give
you exactly the lighting and everything.

You know, I said hold it a minute.

Just give me one second.

Now, when I say roll it, I'll back up
and you'll see everything bleeding.

And when the actor does get hard, the
next important thing to remember is

and when to come.

Can I have some Abilene, please? Yeah,
some Abilene.

Abilene?

Abilene? I need Abilene.

Abilene.

Is that like Abilene? Are we in the
cover shot position?

If you can pop those cookies now, it's
fine with me.

Tell them.

He's going to shoot on her face.

Okay.

Okay? No.

No? No. No,

wait until the director calls if they're
having trouble in there.

Wait until I tell him. Yeah, I'm not
going to. I'm happy. Are you happy?

Go, Jeremy, anytime.

Okay. Watch your left arm.

Pull your hair back as much as you can.

Where are you going to come in?

On the back of his belly.

Put it up and use your hand.

Because you didn't have it. You didn't
have it on your face. You don't want it

on your face.

You can do the lines over again if you
want to when they come on it.

Yeah.

Big decision was made there.

We have speed, guys. Go ahead.

So you're going to sort of grab it right
here.

I'm going to go like this.

Grab it and suck on it.

I'm just going to pull out here. No,
don't suck on it. Okay.

And don't, like, squeeze it.

I'll just come up and then lay back and
she can come back down.

Unless you want to do it.

You guys want to cool down for a second?
No.

Fuck no. I want to keep going. We'll do
a spoon and then cumshot.

Okay. We need about four more minutes.

You guys ready for cumshot now?

Yeah. You ready?

Okay, we're ready. Okay, you guys just
cut for a second. I'll give you like ten

seconds. I want to jerk off for it. I
was ready before, but I went beyond the

point.

Now I'm ready to fuck for two hours.

Where's the KY?

Where do you guys want the cum shot at?
Because it's about time for that guy.

Yeah, it is. It's about time. Let's
change batteries real quick on one

And then move into the blowjob for the
cum shot.

We need about six more minutes.

Get the fuck out of there.

You're getting three and you're getting
three like that.

What position do you want to be in?

Four and a half.

Okay, what position do you want to be
in?

We'll take three.

What position do you want to be in?

Three people, take a half hour to tell
me.

Okay.

Want me to come with the dildo inside?

Okay. You want me to say I'm coming? I'm
coming.

Okay.

Here we go. Action.

I haven't come for a week and here we
go.

I'm coming.

I'm not coming yet. Wait, wait, wait.
I'll let you know.

We've got three more minutes before it's
time.

Okay.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm gonna have a heart attack.

You think so? Make sure that you film it
when I have a heart attack. I know CPR,

so it's okay.

So that people know where I went.

Steve. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, now let it out for a little bit.
Let it out.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

One week.

I have

none of that!

Line them right up here, okay?

Go right down the row, and the last one
is Tammy, and you fuck her in the ass,

and you come.

Okay?

We're rolling. Anytime you're ready.
Okay.

Okay, I

got an

idea. Listen, this is my house.

And I think I should get what I want,
right?

I want to fuck all three of you girls.
What a hog.

I'm a pig. You got it. I want to be
first.

Sure.

It's very important for cast and crew
and director to communicate

Down. No.

Your left leg. Yeah.

Do it again, please.

What's the insertion, huh?

You rolling over here?

Chad, I don't hear you.

I can't hear anybody.

Chad, I can't hear anybody. Nobody.
Hello?

Can you hear me now?

Who's at the door?

I need a camera here for this insertion
shot. Well,

we're going to get it now.

It doesn't matter how much you cheat,
just as long as I can see it. Make your

best position right here, maybe.

Because here you can't see anything.

Three!

Where's the surprise?

direction. Please, Lloyd.

You said you were giving me some there.
God damn it, I wanted it.

They did cut it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Easy down there.
Now, wait a minute. I'm a bride

don't want to be battered good.

Hey, nice and tight.

Thank you, the virgin.

That's a joke.

Fat fucking chance.

Misty Reagan really had a hard time in
this scene, as you'll see. A couple

Quaaludes, a few glasses of wine, you
know. Whenever you're ready. Take it a

little easy on her. She can't
concentrate on me at all.

I was even moving.

Well, I know, because I'm thinking to
myself, I've got to be hot, I've got to

move, I've got to make the tip bounce,
I've got to fuck him and suck him. I

don't know how I do this.

Roll her over.

Keep fucking her like that.

Roll her over.

And just fuck her and come.

She'll have her head down like this.

Her head.

In here, throw me lines like, my
husband's tomorrow. I can't believe I'm

to be a bride tomorrow. Maybe I
shouldn't get married now. Maybe I will.

will one man? Ah, fuck it. Just fuck me.
Am I supposed to tuck him inside there?

Well, no.

You do not have to. Thank you.

Yes, you can.

But something like that.

I'm going to be a bride tomorrow.

Here we go. Action.

You're gonna get nothing.

Whatever.

We'll make it a lot quicker. Someone,
please, drink water. Drink water. Okay,

I'll get it for you.

Oh, she had a real orgasm because she
dehydrates when she comes. Oh!

Oh!

God, that motherfucker.

Make us into a Jamie Gillis movie.

And I'm John New, though.

Fuck me. Either fuck me or... Oh, no,
I'd just like to sit here and watch you

fuck me. No, I'd like you to fuck me.
Okay, we'll fuck each other. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my fucking scrotum.

Man.

Look what's going on here.

I've got something for you.

Okay, don't.

I can't get down.

She says she can't get down, you know,
like that.

You just can't squawk. Maybe if she
turns around. I couldn't. Her face is

I mean, I can't. Yeah, her face isn't
flat. Okay.

Put it flat.

Let me get it flat.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

I bet you're really enjoying this.

This sounds very nice to us.

Yes, it actually is.

When would you like me to do a cum shot?

When did you want a cum shot?

Roy?

When would you like a shot?

Okay, right here. Your back over here.
Help people.

Quiet, please.

Both cameras. Right here.

You're right there. You're right here.

We'll wait for them. We'll get them
after. Come all the way over.

Where are you going to come?

All over here.

All over here.

Here we go. You're going to get it from
here.

You want it up here?

Come down and arch it way up. Arch it as
much as you can.

Actually, back up a little bit.

Well, he's playing to that camera.
That's no offense.

That's it. Put your whole body over.

That's not doing it.

Actually, more than what he's saying.

What?

You can get this. Walk over.

He's going to come right here.

Where are you going to come?

We'll see where you are. Am I going to
get a shot?

Let's try to come out. Hold it.

No, no. Stay there. To that camera. You
please come here, Dennis.

Thank you.

That's it. Thanks.

Just on top of it. Start a little thing.

On the set, the director's in complete
control.

If you also, we can see you anywhere. I
don't care what she says. You listen to

me and you ask me. Okay.

So I'll say I got my hair done today for
the party for Sean and helping you be

in a good mood.

Okay, stay right in that position.
Instead of, oh, look over here, just

right in that position. She's hoping
you're in good mood.

Beth, I want you to say, oh, I wish that
dummy had a dick.

Do you know what I'm saying? Oh, I wish
that, I got so hot today, I wish that

dummy got a dick.

Do you know what I'm saying? And then
Dana and Jan, I want you to pull back

pan over to them and get the three shot,
okay?

Do you know what I'm saying?

And then it's your shirt.

Hold it. Hold it. Stay right there. Just
make that move one more time from off

the couch, Marina.

Dwight, get the shot.

Give me that pussy.

Marina, leave it closed right where it
is. Just move back a little.

Okay, Dwight, get on the pussy.

You want me to?

No, not yet. I just want you to do your
hands on it.

Before you go in for it, I want to take
the shot on the pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Dominique, cheat your camera. Cheat your
ass more to the camera back there.

Don't look at me.

That's a three.

Wait, don't make the move yet. Don't
make the move yet.

But more, and Beth, put your head, move
your head more to the edge of the couch.

On the, on the counter screen.

Mentally counter screen.

Go back, okay?

Okay. But cheat your knee, Verena, so
Dwight can get up to your ass with that

counter, okay?

Oh, yeah.

Beth, give me a good screaming count.
Don't look at me. Okay.

When I say three, just keep on going
what you're doing.

Give me a nice screaming comp, Beth.

Marina,

raise your hips up with one hand if you
can. But Beth, really hump up when you

start to comp. Don't change position.
Okay, yeah.

Don't change your regular position, but
really give me a nice screaming comp,

Beth. After that, Marina, you say you're
going to go upstairs and freshen up,

and Beth, you just lay there.

Don't move, okay?

Okay. That's the hub comp.

Action. On three.

Greg, can you stay in the position you
were before?

Just turn her back around.

So this camera can pick up his cup and
get her. A little more, Greg. A little

more this way.

We got it. Right, Greg. Colleen, keep
your right foot there. That's it.

Beautiful. Give me a penetration shot
there, Greg. Can you?

From that position.

Go for it.

I want to have my share too.

No, but he'll move. Get him to move.
That's all.

He'll move in.

Who is it?

Me. Who is that?

He shut up somebody out the damn door,
you know.

I know.

Fuck up there.

By the way, we're going to enter a sound
effect.

Okay. Once you're in there banging away,
I want you to tell her, look, boss, the

plane, the plane. No, no, no, we can't
do that.

Why? Really.

Get your ass tuned, hell yeah. He's a
friend of his.

Fuck yeah.

No.

Can you say, I don't hear a claim for
you.

Okay. But just try to cheat the cameras
as much as we can. The cum shot will be

on the stomach and tits. You will rub it
into your tits and lick it.

Just keep licking it. We'll call the
cut.

Do you want me to start from right here?
Yes. And then we're moving into... From

giving him head. Start giving him head.

Quiet, please, we're rolling.

No hands.

And then you go there.

Sometimes when nature fails, you need a
little extra help.

Oh, I bet you're going to come soon.

Okay, go right back.

Oh, baby, I'm getting ready.

Watch it. Let's keep going. Start again,
Luke. Keep giving it a head.

Oh, baby. Get into it. Get into it. Get
into it. Oh, get it hard.

Oh, I'm getting ready to come here.

Oh, baby.

Oh, here we come, baby.

Hold on, hold on.

Let me get this.

Okay, try it one more time. Try it one
more time. I was the way to hit it. I

just tried it. Try it. I was the way to
hit it. You can back up more, Bobby.

Flip the flip -up.

It doesn't look right.

Unless it's like this.

Somebody on a headset can't use it?

Yeah, yeah, can't. For what? It's not a
good shot.

He says it's not a good shower. He said
you can't see it.

Did you have a good shower? Sure did.

Feels good after a hard day at work.

Oh.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Hey, I'm sorry. I've got to take this
again.

Just from the top because I just got
something in my eye.

He's got something in his eye.

I knew I got this.

It's a cut.

Okay, stand by.

Ashley, Beth, Lou, Yeah, I forgot Beth.
I couldn't think of her name.

Beth? Ashley, Beth.

And I think they're putting Mr.
Shortstop with them. Right. Mr.

Shortstop. I knew I fucked up.

And I couldn't help you out either,
because I don't know.

I'm kidding.

I mean, I had a bad day at the office.

We had a bad shipment of latex.

Had to call back a whole shipment of
dildos.

It's bad news.

No, we aren't.

Did we get a monitor? No.

How come we don't get to watch Barney
Miller?

It's not happening.

Oh, make him come over here. I don't
want to hear it. You can't handle him.

on. Come on.

He'll stop coming. He'll stop calling
you. He will.

I know how to. I don't want to hear it.
I know what to do. Come on.

Shut up.

You just watch.

And I can handle everything.

Look good.

Yeah, you take a look at these fishes.

Oh, all right. Nice fishes.

Let me get out of this one here.

Sure can't join you now?

Not yet.

I got it.

Thank you. I like it.

I like it on my cock myself.

Who wants cock?

I do, I do.

Well,

that's the spirit that made this country
great.

You sure suck cock a lot better than a
kid does.

That's what I had to get rid of.

I didn't know how to suck cock before.

Tell her I didn't say hi.

Is that a lawnmower?

Let's do it.

You know, that silly thing you did.

Jerking off.

That's a big one.

Oh, count down to ten, please, for
audio.

Count down, please.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
four, three, two,

one.

Wave at the camera.

This is... Wait, do that again.

Hold it.

What is that?

You're asking me? You don't know?

Ray, are you in the hall?

Go out to the entrance, please.

Okay. Bye -bye, boss.

Okay, the line is, isn't it nice for the
girls to let us use their room?

Oh, yeah.

This isn't good.

So you can shoot with my camera.

Uncrossed.

Uncrossed.

No, not re -dick.

Re -dick?

Okay,

we'll be on re -dick here. Okay.

Danielle?

What? Raw like a limelight.

Raw.

Stay in one place. Stay in one place.

I'll tell you.

How would you get it? All I did was
follow her. Raw.

I don't know how to roar.

Why? Why?

Am I gonna walk up this way?

In a comfortable stance, put your legs
straight.

In a comfortable stance, put your legs
straight.

Are you uncomfortable? Do you want to
put your hand on the banister? It's

whatever. You know what I'm saying?

As long as you're comfortable.

Okay, if she's going to be out of focus,
you don't have to worry. Like this?

Where?

Starting from down here?

No, she's walking into the camera.

Okay. No, please.

You know where to step, don't you,
Terry?

You know,

I used to go out with this man. They had
a cock just like this.

You did?

What was his name?

Oh, it was Jim.

Oh, he's from Sherman Auction.

I used to go up to his office when he
was working.

The people would be out there waiting to
get in, and I used to just suck him

off. I mean, just up and down, up and
down.

And he'd just fuck the hell right out of
him. And I'd walk out of his office

going, yes, everything's okay.

I think you're doing great.

Okay, is that loud enough?

He used to really have a nice, hard
cock.