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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 650 00:37:58,310 --> 00:38:01,544 OKAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FUCKING A PURPLE ELEPHANT. 651 00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:05,815 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S NOT HERE? WE HAVE CUSTOMERS, MISSY. 652 00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:08,451 I'M SORRY, MR. MOONEY. I'LL GO CHECK UPSTAIRS. 653 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:11,921 GOD, I'M GONE FOR ONE DAY, THE PLACE TURNS INTO INDONESIA. 654 00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:16,893 - OH, JANE. OH, JANE. - JANE? 655 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:18,928 JANIE WANIE. JANIE WANIE! JANE? 656 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:21,865 - [ Grunts ] - OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU OKAY? 657 00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:24,100 - YES, I'M FINE. - WHAT IS GOING ON? 658 00:38:24,102 --> 00:38:26,970 NOTHING. I'M JUST A LITTLE FRANTIC. 659 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:30,340 I HAVE A MILLION THINGS TO DO TODAY. AND I'M DIZZY. I'M SO DIZZY. 660 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:33,410 WELL, MR. MOONEY IS DOWNSTAIRS AND HE IS P-I-S-E-D. 661 00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:36,346 "PISED?" 662 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:49,726 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - I WAS UPSTAIRS TAKING INVENTORY. 663 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:52,062 YEAH, MY AUNT FANNY. 664 00:38:52,064 --> 00:38:54,397 - EW. - [ Phone Ringing ] 665 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:56,933 GALLINI'S. [ Courtney, Enthusiastically ] HELLO. IS JANE THERE? 666 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:59,869 YES, SHE IS. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. 667 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,406 HELLO? 668 00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:06,042 [ Christina, Courtney Screaming Over Speakerphone ] JANIE! JANIE! 669 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:09,079 SORRY, GUYS. I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. I'M REALLY BUSY. 670 00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:11,281 [ Together ] WE WERE JUST WONDERING-- 671 00:39:11,283 --> 00:39:16,519 � DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN �� 672 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,922 - [ Grunts ] - SHIT. 673 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:22,092 �� [ Radio: Rock ] 674 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:40,210 OH, SHIT. SHIT. WHAT? 675 00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:42,379 I DROPPED THE-THE THINGY TO MY LIP GLOSS. 676 00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:44,881 COULD YOU GET IT FOR ME, SWEETIE? I'LL GET IT. 677 00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:51,154 IT'S TOO FAR OVER. IT'S TOO FAR OVER. I'LL GET IT. 678 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:55,291 HOLD ONTO IT. KEEP STEERING. I'LL KEEP GOING. 679 00:39:57,129 --> 00:39:59,662 - YEAH, IT'S RIGHT, I BELIEVE-- - HMM? 680 00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:02,899 HOO! 681 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,773 OH, YEAH. 682 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:14,444 - YEAH, BABY! - OH, YES. 683 00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:17,247 YES! [ Moaning ] 684 00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:20,717 - OH, YEAH, RIGHT THERE. - NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 685 00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,987 OH, YOU LIKE THAT, DIRTY GIRL? 686 00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:28,291 WHOO! YES! LET ME HAVE SOME OF THAT! 687 00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:31,661 - OH, YES, DON'T STOP. - I'M NOT GONNA STOP. 688 00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:34,030 [ Moaning ] 689 00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:39,736 [ Howling ] 690 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:42,472 - [ Moans ] - [ Laughing ] 691 00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:45,475 - YEAH! - YEAH. 692 00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:48,244 - [ Moans ] - [ Screams ] 693 00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,013 YES! 694 00:40:57,355 --> 00:40:58,822 SHIT. 695 00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:02,792 OKAY, I FOUND IT. JESUS, I ALMOST GOT SMOTHERED DOWN THERE. 696 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,828 SHIT. ARE YOU OKAY? 697 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:07,363 HUH? YOU GOOD? 698 00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:10,433 YEAH, NO, I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD. NEVER BETTER. NEVER BETTER. 699 00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:14,370 LET'S GET ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GONNA SAY ONCE WE GET TO THE WEDDING. 700 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:16,372 RIGHT, RIGHT. GAME PLAN. 701 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:19,175 WALK UP TO HIM AND BE LIKE, "PETER, IS THAT YOU? 702 00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:22,011 "OH, MY GOD. MY FRIEND COURTNEY, THAT HOT BABE OVER THERE, 703 00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:25,381 SHE AND I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH THE BRIDE." IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 704 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:27,884 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? NO, I CAN BELIEVE THAT. 705 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:31,321 [ Together ] IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. FREAKY! 706 00:41:31,323 --> 00:41:34,657 [ Man ] � BUT LOVE IS IN THE AIR � 707 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:38,995 � OH, WHAT A PERFECT DAY TO FLY � 708 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:42,565 � NOTHING COULD COMPARE � 709 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:47,070 � WHAT A WASTE TO GO AND WAVE GOOD-BYE � 710 00:41:47,072 --> 00:41:50,507 � LOVE IS IN THE AIR � 711 00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:55,011 � WHAT A PERFECT DAY TO FLY � [ Giggles ] 712 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:58,515 � NOTHING COULD COMPARE � 713 00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:01,985 � WHAT A WASTE TO GO AND WAVE GOOD-BYE �� 714 00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:04,954 [ Together ] AFTERNOON. OKAY, GO. 715 00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:08,992 WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW. WOW! OH, WOW. 716 00:42:08,994 --> 00:42:13,029 MISS VERA'S HAS PLENTY TO OFFER US, DOESN'T SHE? YES, PLENTY OF CRAP. 717 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,031 IT'S FABULOUS. WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 718 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:17,233 OKAY, LET'S GO. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. 719 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,302 WELCOME TO MY STORE. CAN I HELP YOU? 720 00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:21,771 NO, WE WERE JUST BROWSING. WE'RE OKAY. THANKS. 721 00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:23,940 THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU. 722 00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:26,175 BYE. YOU DON'T LIKE MY STORE, DO YOU? 723 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:28,711 NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL. OH, NO, NO. 724 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:33,216 - IT'S REALLY A LOVELY STORE. WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING-- - A LITTLE BIT MORE SPECIFIC. 725 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:36,953 THE NEXT DRESS STORE IS 20 MILES FROM HERE. 726 00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:39,689 TWENTY MILES AWAY? OH, SHIT. 727 00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:43,293 - WE'RE GONNA MISS THE WEDDING. PERFECT. - JUDY WEBB'S WEDDING? 728 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:46,763 I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. I DRESSED HALF THE GUESTS. 729 00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:51,467 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 22, MY "BREASTUSES" WERE, LIKE, 730 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:55,805 RIGHT ABOUT THERE, NICE AND PERKY. 731 00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:58,908 GRAVITY HAS TAKEN THEM TO THERE. 732 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:02,645 IT'S, LIKE, 22... 28. 733 00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:04,714 TWENTY-TWO. TWENTY-EIGHT. 734 00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:08,084 TWENTY-TWO... TWENTY-EIGHT. [ Courtney ] BUY SOME NEW ONES. 735 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:11,654 OKAY, WAIT, BUT WAIT. THIS IS-- J-- WAIT. NO, NO, NO, NO. LOOK IT. 736 00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:16,726 WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS THAT? NO, NO, NO. BUT WHAT IS THAT? 737 00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:20,196 THAT, AGAIN, IS... GRAVITY. HELLO. HI. HOW ARE YOU? 738 00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:24,734 KNOCK, KNOCK. ARE YOU DECENT? [ Courtney ] YEAH. YES, YES, YES, YES. 739 00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:27,403 THANK YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS. IT'S OUR LATEST LINE. 740 00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:31,040 OH, WOW. IF YOU NEED OTHER SIZES, JUST HOLLER. 741 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:33,943 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, VERA. 742 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,145 WOW. EXCELLENT. THANK YOU. 743 00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:39,616 OH, MY, MY, MY, MY. JESUS. 744 00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:42,018 LOOK. THAT'S NICE. 745 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,886 WAIT A MINUTE. 746 00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:49,192 DO WE HAVE TIME FOR A MOVIE MONTAGE? WELL, YOU KNOW-- 747 00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:52,195 � SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT � 748 00:43:52,197 --> 00:43:56,132 � SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING YEAH, YEAH � 749 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:59,369 � SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW � 750 00:43:59,371 --> 00:44:04,340 � SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING YEAH, YEAH � 751 00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:08,444 � SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW � 752 00:44:08,446 --> 00:44:11,714 � LET'S SHOW THE WORLD WE CAN DANCE � 753 00:44:11,716 --> 00:44:15,551 � BAD ENOUGH TO STRUT MY STUFF � 754 00:44:15,553 --> 00:44:19,122 � THE MUSIC GIVES US A CHANCE � 755 00:44:19,124 --> 00:44:22,725 � WE DO MORE OUT ON THE FLOOR � 756 00:44:22,727 --> 00:44:26,729 � GROOVIN' LOOSE OR HEART TO HEART � 757 00:44:26,731 --> 00:44:29,132 � WE PUT IN MOTION EVERY SINGLE PART � 758 00:44:29,134 --> 00:44:33,703 � FUNKY SOUNDS WALL TO WALL � 759 00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:36,906 � WE'RE BUMPIN' BOOTIES HAVIN' US A BALL, Y'ALL � 760 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:42,345 � SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING YEAH, YEAH � 761 00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:45,381 � SHOW 'EM HOW WE DO IT, NOW �� 762 00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:51,754 THERE YOU GO. [ Both ] OHH. 763 00:44:51,756 --> 00:44:54,424 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - BYE. - YOU BOTH LOOK SENSATIONAL. 764 00:44:54,426 --> 00:44:58,294 THANKS TO YOUR STYLING, VERA. THANK YOU. THANK YOU TOO. 765 00:44:58,296 --> 00:45:01,898 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ON OUR MAILING LIST? SURE. 766 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,934 SURE. RIGHT HERE? SURE. 767 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:13,009 - THERE. JUST SEND IT THERE. - OH, THAT'S SWEET. 768 00:45:13,011 --> 00:45:17,480 MM. IT SURE IS. THANK YOU. BYE. 769 00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:21,050 WE'VE GOTTA GO. YOU OKAY? OH, SHIT! OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T WALK IN THIS THING. 770 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:24,220 IT'S PAINFUL, LIKE BONDAGE. LITTLE STEPS, LITTLE STEPS. 771 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:27,423 WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 772 00:45:28,359 --> 00:45:31,894 OH, MY GOD! OH! 773 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:34,964 OH, MY GOD! THESE... 774 00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:37,567 ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES. ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES. 775 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:42,939 THIS IS NOT DISCREET, OKAY? NO, IT ISN'T. 776 00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:47,777 WE ARE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO WALK INTO A WEDDING-- COME ON. IT'S VERY LA TOYA. 777 00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:51,614 I MEAN, REALLY, LOOK AT ALL THIS-- 778 00:45:51,616 --> 00:45:55,351 I MAY AS WELL STRAP A SIGN ON MY ASS THAT SAYS "STALKER." 779 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:59,822 OKAY? I AM NOT GOING THERE WEARING THIS OUTFIT. 780 00:45:59,824 --> 00:46:02,658 SO CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO? YES. LET'S GO. LET'S GO HOME. 781 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,729 REALLY? YEAH. I MEAN, WE'VE DRIVEN FOR THREE AND A HALF HOURS... 782 00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:09,932 AND EVERYTHING, BUT, NO, LET'S GO. 783 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:13,035 PLEASE. PLEASE. I'M SERIOUS. LET'S GO. REALLY. LET'S GO. 784 00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:17,340 - DON'T "REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY" ME RIGHT NOW, OKAY? - I'M NOT. 785 00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:23,012 -YOU ARE. YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT. -NO, I-- MAYBE A LITTLE BIT. 786 00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:25,982 COURT, THIS IS CRAZY, OKAY? THIS IS REALLY CRAZY. I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 787 00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:30,920 WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING? I JUST WISH THERE WAS SOME SORT OF SIGN FROM GOD... 788 00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:33,389 THAT YOU AND THIS PETER DONAHUE GUY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER. 789 00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:36,425 DONAHUE? HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS LAST NAME IS DONAHUE? 790 00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:38,694 BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING ON HIS FACE. 791 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:45,635 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM! HE'S SO CUTE. - YEAH. I KNOW. I KNOW. 792 00:46:45,637 --> 00:46:47,870 CUTE? HE'S ADORABLE! I KNOW. 793 00:46:47,872 --> 00:46:50,706 AND LOOK AT THIS: "EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO SOLD." 794 00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:54,544 - AND HE'S FUNNY! HE'S FUNNY, TOO, SEE? - I KNOW. 795 00:46:54,546 --> 00:46:57,680 [ Bell Tolling ] �� [ Organ ] 796 00:46:57,682 --> 00:46:59,549 CHURCH BELLS? 797 00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:12,662 [ Talking, Indistinct ] 798 00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:15,498 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 799 00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:26,142 ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK-- BRIDE OR GROOM'S SIDE? 800 00:47:26,144 --> 00:47:30,346 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, I THINK. DID YOU MISPLACE YOUR BLADDER? 801 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:33,149 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? I'M WEARING THE TIGHTEST SKIRT EVER, OKAY? 802 00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:36,052 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO TO THE BATHROOM. THANK YOU. 803 00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:39,121 HI. COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE RESTROOM IS? IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE. 804 00:47:39,123 --> 00:47:41,490 OUTSIDE. OKAY. GOD! 805 00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:51,033 OH, GOD. [ Panting ] 806 00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:53,836 HELLO? HELL-OO? 807 00:47:53,838 --> 00:47:58,541 I GOTTA PEE, PEE, PEE, PEE. OHH! OH, GOD! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! 808 00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:02,812 I CAN'T BREATHE. REALLY? OKAY. JUST BREATHE. 809 00:48:02,814 --> 00:48:05,948 STAY CALM. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. ARE YOU OKAY? [ Quavering ] 810 00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:09,252 OKAY, UH, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. WATER. 811 00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:13,055 [ Groans, Whimpers ] OKAY. 812 00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:16,392 - THANK YOU. - THERE YOU GO. I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A SECOND. 813 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:19,128 OKAY? [ Knocking ] 814 00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:23,466 [ Man ] JUDY? IN A MINUTE, DAD! [ Gasping ] 815 00:48:25,003 --> 00:48:27,470 OKAY, OKAY. 816 00:48:27,472 --> 00:48:31,407 I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE DEEP END. I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE DEEP END! 817 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:34,143 UH-- [ Crying ] 818 00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:38,047 FLOWERS! HERE. 819 00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:40,917 I LOOK LIKE A MAGAZINE BRIDE. NO, YOU DON'T. 820 00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:44,654 YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE THE PERFECT BRIDE. 821 00:48:44,656 --> 00:48:47,890 WHY DON'T I FEEL GOOD? 822 00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:51,394 WELL, I'M SURE THAT YOU'RE JUST REALLY NERVOUS. IT'S A BIG DAY, RIGHT? 823 00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:56,632 IT'S WHAT EVERY GIRL DREAMS OF, BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S REAL? 824 00:48:56,634 --> 00:49:00,903 I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T ANSWER THAT FOR YOU, REALLY, 825 00:49:00,905 --> 00:49:05,708 BUT I'M SURE THE TWO OF YOU ARE GONNA BE REALLY HAPPY TOGETHER. 826 00:49:05,710 --> 00:49:10,313 AND IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST GET DIVORCED. 827 00:49:10,315 --> 00:49:13,382 YEAH! YEAH! SEE? IT'LL BE OKAY. 828 00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:19,255 RIGHT. YOU'RE SO RIGHT. SO JUST GET YOURSELF TOGETHER. YOU LOOK SMASHING. 829 00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:21,090 I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. YOU LOOK AMAZING. 830 00:49:21,092 --> 00:49:23,793 I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. YOU DO. AMAZING. 831 00:49:23,795 --> 00:49:28,197 THANK YOU. NOW GET OFF MY DRESS. OH, GOD. I'M SORRY. 832 00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:31,801 - I'M GETTING MARRIED! - YEA! 833 00:49:37,008 --> 00:49:39,241 - HI. - [ Grunts ] 834 00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:50,419 �� 835 00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:53,189 �� [ Dissonant Notes ] 836 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:57,793 I BET YOU MISS GRANDMA. GRANDMA? 837 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,197 WHERE IS SHE? 838 00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:12,975 �� [ Dissonant Notes Continue ] 839 00:50:17,015 --> 00:50:22,184 [ Mouthing Words ] 840 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:27,256 [ Doorknob Clatters To Ground ] [ Gasps ] 841 00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:32,528 [ Whispering ] IT'S JESUS. LOOK! IT'S JESUS. 842 00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:36,799 BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. 843 00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:45,641 OKAY, BOYS, WE'RE ON. 844 00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:47,777 OKAY. ALL RIGHT? OKAY. YEP. 845 00:50:47,779 --> 00:50:49,779 STRAIGHT? YEP. BIG MOMENT. 846 00:50:49,781 --> 00:50:52,615 YOU LOOK NICE TOO. DON'T STRESS. DON'T STRESS. 847 00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:55,618 A LITTLE SLAP. SLAP ME. OKAY. YEAH? HUH? 848 00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:58,521 DON'T BE GAY IN GOD'S HOUSE. GIVE ME A HIT. THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. 849 00:50:58,523 --> 00:51:00,923 OKAY. LET'S GO. LET'S DO IT. 850 00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:05,795 �� [ "Wedding March" ] SH-SHIT. 851 00:51:05,797 --> 00:51:08,564 �� [ Continues ] 852 00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:18,374 CHRIS? [ Yelps ] 853 00:51:18,376 --> 00:51:21,444 OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY? I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY. 854 00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:25,281 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I GOT LOCKED IN. 855 00:51:25,283 --> 00:51:27,783 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YEAH. FUCK. 856 00:51:27,785 --> 00:51:29,785 OW. YOU OKAY? 857 00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:32,555 YEAH, I'M GOOD. I WAS STUCK. WE DON'T HAVE TO LIE ANYMORE. 858 00:51:32,557 --> 00:51:35,257 WHY? 'CAUSE I MADE FRIENDS WITH THE BRIDE. 859 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,959 COOL. 860 00:51:39,163 --> 00:51:42,031 WHAT? WHAT? NO, NO, NO. YOU CANNOT LOCK THE DOOR. 861 00:51:42,033 --> 00:51:45,201 DON'T KNOCK DOWN THE DOOR. HELLO, HELLO, HELLO? 862 00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,103 I'M TRYING. 863 00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:53,309 OH, PLEASE, GOD. 864 00:51:55,313 --> 00:51:58,781 AH, SUKI, SUKI! AH, SUKI, SUKI. 865 00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:01,150 �� [ "Wedding March" Continues ] 866 00:52:01,152 --> 00:52:05,154 SHH! IT'S ALREADY STARTED. ALL RIGHT. 867 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:16,232 I BET YOU MISS GRANDMA. [ Groans ] 868 00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:20,870 - DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY... - HI. 869 00:52:20,872 --> 00:52:24,807 TO CELEBRATE THE HOLY MATRIMONY... 870 00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:29,411 OF JUDITH KATHERINE WEBB AND PETER DONAHUE. 871 00:52:29,413 --> 00:52:32,748 PETER? OOF! 872 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:35,718 - OH, JESUS CHRIST! - [ Crowd Murmuring ] 873 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:39,455 - IT'S PETER! SHIT! - [ Woman ] I DIDN'T DO IT. I DIDN'T DO IT. 874 00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:42,324 SHE DID IT. 875 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:48,164 THIS-- THIS ISN'T THE GLICKMAN BAR MITZVAH? 876 00:52:48,166 --> 00:52:51,634 - IS IT? NO? - [ Groans ] - MOISHE, ARE YOU HERE? 877 00:52:51,636 --> 00:52:54,670 NO? GOOD. OKAY. MAZELTOV. COME ON, SHARON. LET'S GO. MAZELTOV. 878 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,872 - CHRISTINA? - THE HOTTIE. 879 00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:59,341 [ Courtney ] SHALOM! 880 00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:02,912 � HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY � 881 00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:07,716 THAT'S THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. THERE ARE NO JEWS IN SOMERSET. 882 00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:09,118 [ Coughs ] 883 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:12,555 [ Prolonged Groaning ] SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT. 884 00:53:12,557 --> 00:53:16,025 SHALL WE PROCEED? OH, SURE. 885 00:53:17,495 --> 00:53:20,029 [ Minister Clears Throat ] 886 00:53:20,031 --> 00:53:24,900 DEARLY BELOVED, WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY... 887 00:53:24,902 --> 00:53:29,071 TO CELEBRATE THE HOLY MATRIMONY... 888 00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:35,211 OF JUDITH KATHERINE WEBB AND PETER DONAHUE. 889 00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:38,214 [ Clears Throat ] 890 00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:43,519 WHICH IS AN HONORABLE ESTATE, INSTITUTED OF GOD, 891 00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:48,691 SIGNIFYING UNTO US THE MYSTICAL UNION THAT IS BETWEEN CHRIST... 892 00:53:48,693 --> 00:53:50,893 AND-- 893 00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:54,897 - PETER? PETER? - SAINT-- 894 00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:57,900 - [ Tut-Tutting ] - PETER? 895 00:53:57,902 --> 00:54:00,102 YEAH? I'M HAVING RESERVATIONS. 896 00:54:00,104 --> 00:54:02,171 WHERE? 897 00:54:02,173 --> 00:54:05,541 - ...AND IS COMMENDED-- - ABOUT THIS. - REALLY? 898 00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:09,011 SHH, SHH-SHH-SHH. 899 00:54:09,013 --> 00:54:13,249 - ...ST. PAUL TO BE HONORABLE... - ME TOO. - REALLY? 900 00:54:13,251 --> 00:54:15,818 - AMONG ALL M-M-M-- - YEAH. 901 00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:21,757 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. ...ALL MEN, AND THEREFORE IS NOT BY ANY-- 902 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:26,428 I MEAN, I LOVE YOU, BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. 903 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,697 - ...LIGHTLY. - ANYMORE. 904 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:31,233 - OH, NO. - YOU'RE RUINING IT. 905 00:54:31,235 --> 00:54:35,871 - BUT-- - WE'RE STILL FRIENDS. - HEY, HEY! 906 00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:39,942 I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED. I DON'T WANNA GET MARRIED! 907 00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:43,779 NO-- NO KISS. I HAVEN'T MARRIED YOU YET. 908 00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:49,218 - [ Both ] WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED! - [ Low Murmuring ] 909 00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:51,220 MIGUEL? 910 00:54:51,222 --> 00:54:53,455 - AHH. - DAD. 911 00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:56,892 BUT WE ARE HAVING THE PARTY. [ Both Yelling ] 912 00:54:56,894 --> 00:54:59,428 EXIT IN THE BACK. IT'S TO THE LEFT. 913 00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:18,113 [ Screaming ] 914 00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:23,085 � CLOSE YOUR EYES WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR HAND � 915 00:55:24,755 --> 00:55:28,624 � DO YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATING � HI. HOW YOU DOIN'? I'M OKAY. 916 00:55:28,626 --> 00:55:30,492 YOU OKAY? YEAH-- NO, I'M OKAY. 917 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:33,996 YOU OWE ME 30,000 FOR THIS WEDDING. DADDY, PLEASE. 918 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:36,532 SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING OF DOING? WHAT'S THAT? 919 00:55:36,534 --> 00:55:41,437 I THINK I'M GONNA CASH IN THE HONEYMOON TICKETS, FLY TO BALI AND GO SCUBA DIVING. 920 00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:45,274 - I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OFF, PECKER-HEAD! - DADDY, STOP. 921 00:55:45,276 --> 00:55:47,609 SWEETIE? YES? 922 00:55:47,611 --> 00:55:51,347 - I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. - I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE: YOU'RE A FUCKIN' DEAD MAN! 923 00:55:51,349 --> 00:55:53,182 DAD. 924 00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:56,352 I MET SOMEONE. YOU MET SOMEONE? 925 00:55:56,354 --> 00:55:58,520 ON-LINE. ON-LINE. 926 00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:02,358 �� 927 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:07,162 - HIS NAME IS RICKY. I THINK HE'S REALLY SPECIAL. - FUCK IT! IT'S GO TIME! 928 00:56:07,164 --> 00:56:11,367 SON OF A BITCH! DADDY, STOP IT! 929 00:56:23,047 --> 00:56:25,714 COURT? MM-HMM? 930 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:30,552 REFRESH MY MEMORY. WAS THAT PETER'S WEDDING WE WALKED IN ON? 931 00:56:32,289 --> 00:56:34,223 YEAH. 932 00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:36,592 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. YEP. 933 00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:42,798 I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. NO, YOU'RE NOT. 934 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:46,502 I MEET A GUY FOR TWO MINUTES, 935 00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:51,407 AND I'M CHASING AFTER HIM LIKE HE'S SOMETHING SPECIAL. 936 00:56:51,409 --> 00:56:55,511 WELL, MAYBE YOU WANT SOMEONE SPECIAL... 937 00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:57,880 FOR ONCE, YOU KNOW? 938 00:56:57,882 --> 00:57:01,750 MAYBE YOU WERE THINKIN' THAT YOU WERE TIRED... 939 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:04,286 OF THE GAME. 940 00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:08,991 YOU TIRED OF THE GAME? 941 00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:13,162 YEP. 942 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,400 LET'S GO HOME. 943 00:57:18,402 --> 00:57:21,036 OKAY. 944 00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:25,174 [ Chattering ] 945 00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:30,212 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 946 00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:32,481 [ Chattering Continues ] 947 00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:35,984 [ Woman Over Police Radio ] 1034 TO ANY AND ALL UNITS: PLEASE RESPOND TO 1151 KEARNEY. 948 00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:40,689 - [ Christina ] OH, MY GOD. - [ Courtney ] WHAT'S GOING ON? - EXCUSE ME. OFFICER? 949 00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:46,295 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? - TWENTY YEARS, AND I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE. 950 00:57:46,297 --> 00:57:49,598 WHAT? WHERE? WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY? 951 00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,635 - APARTMENT THREE. - BUT THAT'S MY APARTMENT. 952 00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:55,904 JANE. JANE. JANE! 953 00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:58,874 POOR GIRL NEVER SAW IT COMING. 954 00:57:58,876 --> 00:58:03,645 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. [ Radio Chatter Continues ] 955 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:06,081 CHRIST! I WOULDN'T GO IN THERE. IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT. 956 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:09,952 - I LIVE HERE. JANE! - [ Courtney ] EXCUSE ME. 957 00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:12,855 JANE? JANIE? 958 00:58:12,857 --> 00:58:15,257 JANIE? OH, JESUS! OH, MY GOD! 959 00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:18,260 - [ Jane, Muffled ] CHRISTINA? - APPARENTLY THEY'RE STUCK. 960 00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:22,965 - [ Grunting ] - [ Courtney ] WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - JANIE, ARE YOU OKAY? 961 00:58:22,967 --> 00:58:26,034 - [ Muffled, Indistinct ] - HOW ARE YOU STUCK? 962 00:58:26,036 --> 00:58:28,704 - I HAVE A PIERCING. - [ All Gasping ] 963 00:58:28,706 --> 00:58:31,673 - [ Mockingly ] OOH. - I DON'T GET IT. HOW IS SHE STUCK? 964 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:35,777 BEHIND HER TONSILS. HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT? 965 00:58:35,779 --> 00:58:38,881 - LISTEN, HONEY, I'M GONNA JUST PULL YOU REALLY GENTLY. - OHH, NO. 966 00:58:38,883 --> 00:58:42,451 - SHH. I'M GONNA PULL, OKAY? GENTLY. - [ Christina ] BE CAREFUL. 967 00:58:42,453 --> 00:58:44,453 [ Screaming ] 968 00:58:44,455 --> 00:58:46,755 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 969 00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:50,726 WE'VE GOT THE AMBULANCE OUTSIDE AND THE O.R. PREPPED FOR SURGERY. WE HAVE TO GET GOING. 970 00:58:50,728 --> 00:58:53,529 - NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT. - WHAT? - [ Christina ] SHE COULD SING. 971 00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:56,598 YOU COULD SING. IT RELAXES THE THROAT. TRY. RIGHT, RIGHT. 972 00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:01,603 TRY, TRY-- � RELAX, DON'T DO IT WHEN YOU WANNA GET TO IT � 973 00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:04,773 � RELAX, DON'T DO IT WHEN YOU WANNA COME � 974 00:59:04,775 --> 00:59:07,809 - STOP IT. YOU'RE GETTIN' ME HARD AGAIN. - [ Gulping ] 975 00:59:07,811 --> 00:59:10,746 - IT'S-- IT'S THE WRONG SONG. OKAY. - [ Christina ] WHAT? WHAT? 976 00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:13,282 ARMAGEDDON. [ Both ] � I COULD � 977 00:59:13,284 --> 00:59:15,918 � STAY AWAKE � 978 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:20,255 � JUST TO HEAR YOU BREATHIN' � 979 00:59:20,257 --> 00:59:24,259 � WATCH YOU SMILE WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPIN' � 980 00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:26,428 [ Both ] � I COULD SPEND MY LIFE � 981 00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:29,364 � IN THIS SWEET SURRENDER � 982 00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:34,570 - COME ON, SWEETIE. TRY. - [ Muffled ] 983 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:39,942 � AS EVERY MOMENT SPENT WITH YOU � 984 00:59:39,944 --> 00:59:45,447 [ All ] � IS A MOMENT I TREASURE � 985 00:59:45,449 --> 00:59:48,617 � I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES � 986 00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:51,353 � I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP � 987 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:56,191 - � 'CAUSE I'D MISS YOU, BABY � - � AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING � 988 00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:59,561 � 'CAUSE EVEN WHEN I DREAM OF YOU � 989 00:59:59,563 --> 01:00:02,631 � THE SWEETEST DREAM WILL NEVER DO � 990 01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:07,502 � I'D STILL MISS YOU, BABY AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING � 991 01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:12,975 � I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP � 992 01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:17,813 � 'CAUSE I'LL MISS YOU, BABY AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING � 993 01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:21,683 � EVEN WHEN I DREAM OF YOU � YES! OH, JANIE! YES! 994 01:00:21,685 --> 01:00:23,785 � THE SWEETEST THING WILL NEVER DO � 995 01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:28,790 � I STILL MISS YOU, BABY AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING �� 996 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:33,161 [ Shrieks ] � HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU � 997 01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:36,698 � I WANT TO KNOW �� WHAT? 998 01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:38,900 [ Christina ] IT WAS MILLI. IT WAS VANILLI. 999 01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:40,969 OH, WHATEVER. NO. NOT "WHATEVER." 1000 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:45,741 SO SHE SAYS TO HIM, "GIRL, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE" CHANGED MY LIFE. 1001 01:00:45,743 --> 01:00:49,144 IT DID, OKAY? I'M SORRY. A TEAR-- JUST A SAD LITTLE TEAR SLOWLY-- 1002 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:52,381 OH, COME ON. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I WAS 16 YEARS OLD. 1003 01:00:52,383 --> 01:00:56,551 OKAY? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I STARTED TALKING TO HER IN THE SECOND GRADE. 1004 01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:59,054 - I SWEAR, I DON'T. - BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE SHIT. 1005 01:00:59,056 --> 01:01:02,858 - YOU ARE THE SHIT. - [ Cell Phone Rings ] - SHITHEAD. 1006 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,927 - OH, MY GOD. - WHAT? 1007 01:01:05,929 --> 01:01:09,531 THEY FOUND A DONOR FOR MY PATIENT. OKAY. I GOTTA GO. SORRY, GUYS. 1008 01:01:09,533 --> 01:01:12,534 - YOU KNOW WHAT, CHRISTINA? IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU. - IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, GREG. 1009 01:01:12,536 --> 01:01:15,704 -JANE, IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU. -[ Muffled ] GREAT MEETING YOU. 1010 01:01:15,706 --> 01:01:19,641 -SO SORRY I HAVE TO RUN OFF. I'LL MAKE YOU RISOTTO TOMORROW. -IT'S FINE. 1011 01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:23,045 - IT'S GOOD. - [ Greg ] OKAY. - BYE. 1012 01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:27,149 - OKAY, CAN I JUST SAY, THAT WAS SO SWEET? - HE'S GREAT. 1013 01:01:27,151 --> 01:01:31,720 - SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP. - HE'S SO SWEET. - HE DOESN'T HAVE PIERCINGS? 1014 01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:33,722 NO. 1015 01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:37,359 UM, I DON'T KNOW, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE, UM, 1016 01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:42,431 I HAVEN'T DONE THAT WITH HIM YET, SO, YOU KNOW-- 1017 01:01:42,433 --> 01:01:48,637 OH, YOU REALLY DO LIKE HIM. I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA JINX IT, SO-- 1018 01:01:48,639 --> 01:01:51,540 OHH. 1019 01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:56,545 � AND IT'S A STRANGE CONDITION � 1020 01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:59,781 � A DAY IN PRISON � 1021 01:01:59,783 --> 01:02:01,917 � IT'S GOT ME OUT OF MY HEAD � 1022 01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:06,588 � AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAME HERE FOR � 1023 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:10,592 � OH, I WANT YOU TO KNOW � 1024 01:02:13,997 --> 01:02:16,431 [ Numbers Beeping ] 1025 01:02:18,802 --> 01:02:21,570 [ Phone Beeps Off ] 1026 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:40,756 � IT'S A STRANGE CONDITION � 1027 01:02:40,758 --> 01:02:44,826 � A DAY IN PRISON � HEY. 1028 01:02:44,828 --> 01:02:47,062 HEY. � IT'S GOT ME OUT OF MY HEAD AND I DON'T KNOW �� 1029 01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:49,931 I CLOSED ON THE MAHALOCK HOUSE TODAY. GREAT NEWS FOR YOU. 1030 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:55,771 YOU DON'T NEED TO DO A THING. WHAT DID THEY SAY ABOUT MY ALUMINUM SIDING? 1031 01:02:55,773 --> 01:02:57,672 NO. 1032 01:02:57,674 --> 01:03:01,042 REALLY? REALLY. BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE FAT-FREE CHIPS. 1033 01:03:01,044 --> 01:03:05,247 THEY CAUSE ANAL LEAKAGE. YOU CAUSE ANAL LEAKAGE. 1034 01:03:05,249 --> 01:03:08,383 IT SAYS SO ON THE BAG. 1035 01:03:11,088 --> 01:03:13,522 [ Spitting ] 1036 01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:21,329 WHAT-- WHAT KIND OF MARKETING BRAINIAC PUTS "ANAL LEAKAGE" ON HIS PRODUCT? 1037 01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:24,599 HOW CAN THEY EVEN SELL THAT CRAP? 1038 01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:26,935 WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT? 9:30. 1039 01:03:28,572 --> 01:03:31,506 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO COSTA RICA. [ Sighs ] 1040 01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:35,177 - YOU KNOW, YOUR FEMALE PROBLEMS ARE COMPLETELY OVER WITH. - HOPE SO. 1041 01:03:35,179 --> 01:03:38,847 OH, THEY ARE. YOU KNOW WHAT I HEAR ABOUT COSTA RICAN WOMEN? 1042 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:41,316 - FOR FIVE PESOS-- - NO, NO. ROG, ROG. 1043 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:45,687 - THEY TAKE YOUR CHIMICHANGA AND YOUR POQUITO-- - NO, NO, SE�OR. SE�OR-- 1044 01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:47,923 LISTEN TO ME. NO. NO QUIERO. 1045 01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:52,327 ALL I'M SAYIN' IS MAKE NICE WITH THE CONCIERGE, OKAY? [ Car Horn Tooting ] 1046 01:03:53,931 --> 01:03:59,000 - YOU ALL RIGHT, VERA? - COULDN'T BE BETTER! OHH. 1047 01:04:00,737 --> 01:04:03,371 THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHERE DO YOU WANT IT? 1048 01:04:03,373 --> 01:04:06,274 JUST PUT HER DOWN RIGHT HERE, BOYS. OKEYDOKEY. 1049 01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:09,311 PETER, SINCE YOU'RE GOING AWAY-- DO YOU WANNA BE ON OUR MAILING LIST? 1050 01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:13,114 YES, I WOULD, MA'AM. I'D LOVE TO. THANK YOU. 1051 01:04:13,116 --> 01:04:17,552 PETE, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET US OFF THAT MAILING LIST SINCE 1982. 1052 01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:21,756 RELAX, ROG. THIS IS THE HOTTEST CHICK THAT'S EVER BEEN IN THIS STORE, YOU KNOW? 1053 01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:25,594 THEY CAUGHT HER TRYING TO ESCAPE. 1054 01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:39,040 [ Christina Crying ] 1055 01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:48,149 THAT IS SO WEIRD. I KNOW. VERY STRANGE. 1056 01:04:48,151 --> 01:04:50,986 [ Imitates Vocal Tic ] I KNOW. 1057 01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:54,589 HEY. HEY. 1058 01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:58,793 SWEETIE? CHRISTINA, WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT HAPPENED? 1059 01:04:58,795 --> 01:05:03,798 I CAME TO JUST EAT MY COOKIE AND MAKE A PHONE CALL. 1060 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,602 YOU DIDN'T WANT TO EAT THE COOKIES? NO, NO, NO, NO. 1061 01:05:07,604 --> 01:05:11,072 JUST READ THIS. ALL RIGHT. 1062 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:15,477 "COMMANDMENT NUMBER NINE: THOU SHALT LOVE WHAT'S POSSIBLE." 1063 01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:19,614 - OH, CHRISTINA, HONEY, WE'VE GONE OVER THIS. - NOT THAT ONE. 1064 01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:22,651 YOU DID NOT KNOW THE GUY WAS GONNA BE GETTING MARRIED, ALL RIGHT? 1065 01:05:22,653 --> 01:05:26,388 IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT JUST WASN'T POSSIBLE, SWEETIE. NOT THAT ONE. 1066 01:05:26,390 --> 01:05:30,525 - THE NEXT ONE. COMMANDMENT TEN. - COMMANDMENT TEN. - "THOU SHALT NOT FEAR?" 1067 01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:35,764 - YES. "THOU SHALT NOT FEAR." - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, "FEAR"? 1068 01:05:35,766 --> 01:05:38,466 WHAT YOU DID WAS AN INCREDIBLY BRAVE THING. 1069 01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:43,204 YOU COMPLETELY DROPPED ALL OF YOUR BOUNDARIES, AND YOU MET THIS GUY HALFWAY. 1070 01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:48,443 - YOU MET HIM MORE THAN HALFWAY. YOU WENT TO SOMERSET. - YOU GUYS, IT WAS ANOTHER GAME. 1071 01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:53,782 COME ON. IF HE HADN'T BEEN GETTING MARRIED, WHAT DO YOU THINK I WOULD'VE DONE? 1072 01:05:53,784 --> 01:05:59,087 HUH? THAT'S RIGHT. COURT, YOU KNOW. 1073 01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:03,158 I WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME OLD THING. I WOULD'VE HESITATED. 1074 01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:06,928 I WOULD'VE FROZE UP. 1075 01:06:06,930 --> 01:06:10,532 I WOULD'VE KISSED HIM AND THEN RAN OFF. 1076 01:06:10,534 --> 01:06:14,035 [ Sighs ] GIVE HIM THE WRONG PHONE NUMBER. 1077 01:06:14,037 --> 01:06:19,107 HOOK THAT FISH AND JUST THROW HIM RIGHT BACK. 1078 01:06:19,109 --> 01:06:21,076 JESUS. 1079 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:29,718 - I'M STUCK IN A RUT. - OH, SWEETIE. 1080 01:06:31,088 --> 01:06:34,089 A BIG, FAT RUT. 1081 01:06:35,892 --> 01:06:40,195 YOU GUYS, I DON'T WANNA BE THAT GIRL ANYMORE. 1082 01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:42,497 I KNOW. YOU KNOW? 1083 01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:45,533 I KNOW. NONE OF US DO. 1084 01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:52,173 LET'S GO DANCING. 1085 01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:54,709 � YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME � 1086 01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:59,247 SO, ANY CHANCE? OF WHAT? NO-HO. DON'T EVEN BOTHER. 1087 01:06:59,249 --> 01:07:03,585 SHE'S ON A MISSION. � YOU KNOW, IT'S TIME � 1088 01:07:03,587 --> 01:07:09,457 � TO GIVE UP ON YOUR MIND � 1089 01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:13,795 - �� [ Continues, Indistinct ] - HOW'S IT SHAKIN', LADIES? 1090 01:07:13,797 --> 01:07:16,998 NO, THANK YOU. YOUR BODY IS BANGING. 1091 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,968 YOUR FACE IS TOO. NEAT-O. THANKS. NEAT. 1092 01:07:19,970 --> 01:07:24,339 � IT'S TIME � � JUST COME ON � 1093 01:07:24,341 --> 01:07:28,576 � JUST GIVE IN � [ Indistinct ] WHAT'S GOIN' ON, HOT MAMA? 1094 01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:32,881 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BRINGIN' IT DOWN NOW. 1095 01:07:32,883 --> 01:07:36,084 BRINGIN' IT UP NOW. OH, YEAH. 1096 01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:39,354 WHOOP, WHOOP! YEAH. HERE IT COMES, BABY. 1097 01:07:39,356 --> 01:07:44,159 FEEL THE MONKEY. WORK THE MONKEY, MONKEY, MONK! THE MONKEY, THE MONKEY! 1098 01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:47,996 THE MONKEY. OOH-OOH, AH-AH. [ Laughing ] 1099 01:07:47,998 --> 01:07:51,433 THE MONKEY, THE MONKEY. YEAH. YOU WORKIN' THAT MONKEY. 1100 01:07:51,435 --> 01:07:54,069 YOU'RE A GOOD DANCER. THANKS. 1101 01:07:54,071 --> 01:07:57,772 NO. YOU ARE. YOU HAVE SOME ORIGINAL MOVES. I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON 'EM. 1102 01:07:57,774 --> 01:08:01,109 HAVE WE MET BEFORE? A COUPLE TIMES. 1103 01:08:01,111 --> 01:08:03,845 I'M DONNY. 1104 01:08:03,847 --> 01:08:08,950 HI. [ Laughs Nervously ] CHRISTINA. 1105 01:08:08,952 --> 01:08:13,154 IT FEELS LIKE SIXTEEN CANDLES. 1106 01:08:13,156 --> 01:08:16,357 I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU OUT SOMETIME. REALLY? 1107 01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:22,597 WELL, THAT'S NICE. I MEAN, GIVE ME YOUR CARD. I'LL CALL YOU SOMETIME. 1108 01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:28,002 THANK YOU. YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY NICE PERSON. 1109 01:08:28,004 --> 01:08:31,973 YEAH, WORK THAT MONKEY. I'LL WORK ON THE MONKEY. 1110 01:08:34,544 --> 01:08:37,579 � WHEN YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR BODY YOU'VE FOUND SOMEBODY � 1111 01:08:37,581 --> 01:08:42,584 � WHO MAKES YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS LIKE HANGIN' WITH YOU, COOL � 1112 01:08:42,586 --> 01:08:46,488 � SO YOU ACT LIKE YOU READY BUT YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW � 1113 01:08:46,490 --> 01:08:49,824 � AND EVERYTHING IN YOUR PAST YOU WANNA LET IT GO � 1114 01:08:49,826 --> 01:08:53,361 � I BEEN THERE, DONE IT � [ Indistinct ] 1115 01:08:53,363 --> 01:08:56,798 � AFTER ALL THAT THIS IS WHAT I FOUND � 1116 01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:00,235 � NOBODY WANTS TO BE ALONE � 1117 01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:03,071 HEY, DONNY. HI. HEY. 1118 01:09:03,073 --> 01:09:05,840 HEY, DO YOU HAVE A PEN? YOU BETCHA. 1119 01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:09,844 � YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT BAD � [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1120 01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:14,115 I'M A JERK, AND I WANNA APOLOGIZE, BECAUSE I DID NOT PLAN ON CALLING YOU. 1121 01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:17,152 I AM GONNA GIVE YOU MY NUMBER SO THAT YOU CAN CALL ME... 1122 01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:20,321 BECAUSE I FOUND OUT SOMETHING... 1123 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:26,294 THAT WAS COMPLETELY LIFE-CHANGING-- THAT IT'S OKAY TO TAKE A CHANCE, YOU KNOW? 1124 01:09:26,296 --> 01:09:30,265 IT'S OKAY TO. LOVE IS CRAZY, AND THAT'S WHAT LOVE IS. IT'S TAKING A CHANCE. 1125 01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:35,470 AND MY GIRLFRIEND COURTNEY AND I WENT ON THIS CRAZY RIDE AND WENT FOR A GUY. 1126 01:09:35,472 --> 01:09:39,874 I WENT ACROSS THE STATE PRACTICALLY TO FIND THIS GUY THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW. 1127 01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:44,512 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. BUT HERE I AM, I'M HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU. 1128 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:49,517 AND I KNOW THAT IF I JUST TAKE A CHANCE-- MAYBE WITH YOU-- THAT, I DON'T KNOW-- 1129 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:55,857 FORGET IT. UH, WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO TO GET LAID? 1130 01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:58,660 � YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT BAD � 1131 01:09:58,662 --> 01:10:02,964 � HANG YOUR OWN PHONE UP HANG UP AND CALL RIGHT BACK � 1132 01:10:02,966 --> 01:10:05,667 � OH, YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT BAD � 1133 01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:10,405 � IF YOU MISS A DATE YOU'RE AFRAID YOUR WHOLE LIFE'S A DRAG � 1134 01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:15,376 � OH, YOU GOT IT BAD WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN THE HOUSE � 1135 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:21,382 � AND YOU DON'T WANNA HAVE FUN THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT IT YOU GOT IT BAD �� 1136 01:10:21,384 --> 01:10:24,886 �� [ Continues, Indistinct ] [ Christina ] NO PROBLEM. OKAY. HERE YOU GO. 1137 01:10:24,888 --> 01:10:27,989 [ Talking, Indistinct ] 1138 01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:35,630 UM, CHRIS? YEAH? 1139 01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:38,466 HONEY? 1140 01:10:38,468 --> 01:10:40,969 UH-- WAIT. WHAT? 1141 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:45,907 OH, MY GOD. 1142 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:53,781 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS ONE ON YOUR OWN. 1143 01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:57,652 IT'S ALL GOOD, GIRL. SHH. 1144 01:10:57,654 --> 01:11:02,090 FIGURE THIS ONE OUT. FIGURE IT OUT. OKAY. 1145 01:11:02,092 --> 01:11:05,059 - [ Imitates Rooster Crowing ] - [ Courtney ] STOP. 1146 01:11:07,397 --> 01:11:09,530 CHRISTINA. 1147 01:11:09,532 --> 01:11:12,700 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1148 01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:15,303 I CAME HERE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 1149 01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:19,207 FOR WHAT? FOR NOT TELLING YOU I WAS GETTING MARRIED. 1150 01:11:19,209 --> 01:11:22,577 I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT, AND I DIDN'T. AND I'M SORRY. 1151 01:11:22,579 --> 01:11:25,713 YOU'RE THE GUY THAT NEEDS THE LAST FLING BEFORE YOUR WEDDING. THAT'S-- 1152 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:31,019 NO, NO. I'M NOT THAT GUY. YOU SPILLED MY DRINK, AND I LET YOU BUY ME A BEER. 1153 01:11:31,021 --> 01:11:33,888 THAT WAS ALL THERE WAS TO IT. 1154 01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:39,193 WE HAD FUN. WE TALKED. THAT WAS IT. 1155 01:11:39,195 --> 01:11:40,928 RIGHT? 1156 01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:45,400 YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 1157 01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:48,436 I DIDN'T GET MARRIED. 1158 01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:56,577 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? JUDY AND I, WE CALLED IT OFF. 1159 01:11:56,579 --> 01:11:58,613 WELL, 1160 01:11:58,615 --> 01:12:03,551 I HOPE THAT THING THAT HAPPENED DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 1161 01:12:03,553 --> 01:12:06,654 NO, NO, NO, NO. IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. 1162 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:09,824 JUDY AND I BOTH REALIZED WE WERE DOING THE WRONG THING. 1163 01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:12,727 I MEAN, TWO PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN LOVE. 1164 01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:16,097 BUT JUDY-- I MEAN, SHE'S HAPPY. SHE'S SCUBA DIVING IN BALI. 1165 01:12:16,099 --> 01:12:20,468 SHE REALLY LIKED YOU TOO. SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE GREAT. WHY WERE YOU AT MY WEDDING? 1166 01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:22,403 [ Sighs ] YOU KNOW, 1167 01:12:22,405 --> 01:12:27,175 IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE SORT OF SPONTANEOUS THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND AND I DO. 1168 01:12:27,177 --> 01:12:33,314 IT WAS JUST REALLY-- IT JUST GOT SCREWED UP. 1169 01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:40,955 LOOK, I CAME HERE TONIGHT 'CAUSE I WANTED TO SEE YA. 1170 01:12:40,957 --> 01:12:45,626 AND I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE, UH-- 1171 01:12:45,628 --> 01:12:50,998 WELL, THAT NIGHT THAT WE MET, I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING, 1172 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,334 SOME FEELING I HAD ABOUT US OR-- 1173 01:12:53,336 --> 01:12:58,039 I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU MIGHT FEEL THAT WAY TOO. 1174 01:12:58,041 --> 01:13:01,909 IS THIS A MUTUAL THING, OR AM I JUST-- THIS IS NOT A MUTUAL THING AT ALL. 1175 01:13:01,911 --> 01:13:05,980 THIS IS A VERY STUPID THING. I AM STUPID. I SHOULD GO. WAIT, WAIT. 1176 01:13:05,982 --> 01:13:11,352 I REALLY APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING YOUR TIME, AND I'M GONNA JUMP OFF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE. 1177 01:13:11,354 --> 01:13:14,789 THANKS. SEE YA. I'M STUPID. THAT'S RIGHT. 1178 01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:20,361 IN FACT, THAT'S IT-- EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO-- TO DO. 1179 01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:24,565 THAT'S, UH-- YES, YES. GOSH, IT'S GOING SO WELL. 1180 01:13:24,567 --> 01:13:26,667 YES. 1181 01:13:46,156 --> 01:13:49,490 I'M NOT GONNA BE AFRAID. 1182 01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:57,064 PETER? 1183 01:13:59,269 --> 01:14:02,670 SHIT! PETER? PETER, WAIT! 1184 01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:08,743 PETER! 1185 01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:10,978 PETER? 1186 01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:16,317 SHIT. 1187 01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:23,224 [ Muttering ] 1188 01:14:24,661 --> 01:14:27,094 HI. 1189 01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:35,703 COME ON! OH! [ Laughs ] 1190 01:14:35,705 --> 01:14:38,639 ARE YOU OKAY? 1191 01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:41,509 YES. OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 1192 01:14:41,511 --> 01:14:44,479 LOOK, I DON'T THINK I REALLY HANDLED THAT TOO WELL. NO, LISTEN. 1193 01:14:44,481 --> 01:14:47,815 I DIDN'T HANDLE IT AT ALL. I'M SO SORRY. 1194 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:52,753 LOOK, I WANTED TO FIND YOU SO I COULD TELL YOU THAT-- WHAT I COULDN'T TELL YOU UP THERE, 1195 01:14:52,755 --> 01:14:55,923 WHICH WAS THAT I DID COME TO YOUR WEDDING BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 1196 01:14:55,925 --> 01:15:00,094 BECAUSE THE FEELING IS MUTUAL, AND YOU'D BETTER BE A REALLY GOOD KISSER. 1197 01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:11,772 WOW. 1198 01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,676 THAT WAS WEAK. 1199 01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:18,079 WEAK? YEAH. 1200 01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:22,850 IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN TRY AGAIN. 1201 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:25,019 OKAY? 1202 01:15:33,663 --> 01:15:37,064 YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER IN MY DREAM. IT'S WEIRD. WH-- 1203 01:15:37,066 --> 01:15:39,534 HOLD THESE. 1204 01:15:42,639 --> 01:15:45,973 I THOUGHT THIS WAS, LIKE, MUTUAL. OH, MY GOD. 1205 01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:49,210 NO, I'M SERIOUS. LISTEN, I'LL CALL YOU, OKAY? 1206 01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:52,179 WHAT? WAIT, WAIT. 1207 01:15:52,181 --> 01:15:55,816 - THANKS FOR THE FLOWERS. REALLY NICE TOUCH. - I'M OUT OF PRACTICE. 1208 01:15:55,818 --> 01:15:59,820 I JUST WOKE UP. UNBELIEVABLE! 1209 01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:09,897 CHRISTINA WALTERS. YEP, I KNOW HER. 1210 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:13,701 BITCH. MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL. 1211 01:16:13,703 --> 01:16:17,305 FIRST SHE TRIES TO PAWN ME OFF ON HER FRIEND. THEN SHE CALLS ME A DICK. 1212 01:16:17,307 --> 01:16:19,874 THEN SHE HUNTS ME DOWN LIKE A DOG AT MY OWN WEDDING. 1213 01:16:19,876 --> 01:16:24,211 THEN, WHEN I TRY TO APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING, SHE'S LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW YOU. 1214 01:16:24,213 --> 01:16:28,282 "YOU'RE ONE OF HUNDREDS. I HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR YOU. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 1215 01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:31,819 WAH, WAH, WAH. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA." 1216 01:16:31,821 --> 01:16:33,654 [ Shrieks ] 1217 01:16:33,656 --> 01:16:36,557 IS THAT HOW I SOUNDED? "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH"? 1218 01:16:38,261 --> 01:16:43,931 LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA. THE MOVIE IS STARTING. 1219 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:46,934 LET'S GO. 1220 01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:49,937 [ Chattering Continues ] 1221 01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:53,140 [ All Laughing, Screeching ] 1222 01:16:56,579 --> 01:16:59,213 [ Peter ] WHO LOVES YA? WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 1223 01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:01,349 [ Laughing ] 1224 01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:16,964 - FUCK GRANDMA. - � WHEN IT'S OVER � 1225 01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:22,703 � THAT'S THE TIME I FALL IN LOVE AGAIN � 1226 01:17:25,208 --> 01:17:27,842 SAVE YOURSELF A BUCK. 1227 01:17:30,647 --> 01:17:32,880 - � AND WHEN YOU GO, GO, GO � - A GIRL THAT YOU LICK. 1228 01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:35,883 REALLY? YES. THAT YOU LICK. A GIRL THAT I LICK? 1229 01:17:35,885 --> 01:17:39,887 - [ Arguing, Screaming ] - � I KNOW IT NEVER ENDS � 1230 01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:43,357 - OW, OW, OW. - � ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO SAY � 1231 01:17:43,359 --> 01:17:46,060 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1232 01:17:46,062 --> 01:17:51,132 - ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING THE CREDITS NOW? - � HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW � 1233 01:17:51,134 --> 01:17:53,768 [ Sobbing ] 1234 01:17:56,939 --> 01:17:58,539 OH, GOD! 1235 01:18:00,476 --> 01:18:03,177 � ALL THE THINGS THAT SHE USED TO BRING � 1236 01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:05,846 -� ALL THE SONGS THAT SHE USED TO SING � -[ Chris, Courtney Screaming ] 1237 01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:09,750 - CHICKS FREAK ON THIS GUY. - YOU OWE ME 30-- AW, SHEESH. 1238 01:18:09,752 --> 01:18:12,486 [ Screaming ] 1239 01:18:15,391 --> 01:18:19,894 � HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT-- � YEAH. COPY THAT. 1240 01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:25,700 - [ Catcalling ] - [ Imitating Lightsabers ] 1241 01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:29,837 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, HUH? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 1242 01:18:32,675 --> 01:18:37,378 - � I KNOW IT NEVER ENDS � - I THINK THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A MOVIE MONTAGE. 1243 01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:41,482 � IT NEVER ENDS � � ALL THE THINGS I USED TO SAY � 1244 01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:43,584 � ALL THE WORDS THAT GOT IN THE WAY � 1245 01:18:43,586 --> 01:18:47,621 � ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO KNOW HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW � 1246 01:18:47,623 --> 01:18:53,861 - DON'T YOU LIKE HOW SEXY I AM? - OH! [ Shrieking Laughter ] 1247 01:18:57,133 --> 01:19:02,169 OKAY! I'M NOT GONNA BE AFRAID! 1248 01:19:02,171 --> 01:19:05,039 [ Crew Laughing ] 1249 01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:07,241 I'M NOT! 1250 01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:14,915 IT'S A VERY BAD RUMOR. IT'S A RUMOR. I'M SERIOUS. CRAP. 1251 01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:17,017 [ Man ] ACTION. OW. 1252 01:19:18,688 --> 01:19:22,223 [ Crew Laughing ] 1253 01:19:22,225 --> 01:19:24,358 YOU REALLY GOT MY ASS THERE. SORRY. 1254 01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:26,527 NO, IT'S GOOD. 1255 01:19:28,865 --> 01:19:30,698 [ Man ] CUT. 1256 01:19:37,673 --> 01:19:39,673 I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. YOU LOOK AMAZING. 1257 01:19:39,675 --> 01:19:43,144 I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. I LOOK BEAUTIFUL. YOU DO. AMAZING. 1258 01:19:43,146 --> 01:19:45,713 [ Screeching ] 1259 01:19:45,715 --> 01:19:48,215 � WHEN IT'S OVER � JESUS! 1260 01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:51,652 - � THAT'S THE TIME I FALL IN LOVE AGAIN � - WE CAN SIT HERE ALL NIGHT. 1261 01:19:51,654 --> 01:19:55,289 I BET YOU MISS GRANDMA. GRANDMA! 1262 01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:59,527 � ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO SAY, ALL THE WORDS THAT GOT IN THE WAY � 1263 01:19:59,529 --> 01:20:03,497 � ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO KNOW HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW � 1264 01:20:03,499 --> 01:20:05,766 I'M NOT BAH-JIGGITY. YOU ARE SO BAH-JIGGITY. 1265 01:20:05,768 --> 01:20:09,403 � ALL THE THINGS SHE USED TO BRING, ALL THE SONGS THAT SHE USED TO SING � 1266 01:20:09,405 --> 01:20:14,208 � ALL HER FAVORITE TV SHOWS HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW � 1267 01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:19,313 � ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO SAY, ALL THE WORDS THAT GOT IN THE WAY � 1268 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:23,884 - IT'S JESUS. LOOK. IT'S JESUS. - � HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW � 1269 01:20:23,886 --> 01:20:26,620 � ALL THE THINGS THAT SHE USED TO BRING �� SO I GUESS... 1270 01:20:26,622 --> 01:20:28,622 A BLOW JOB'S OUT OF THE QUESTION? 1271 01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:32,092 -OH, THAT IS THE SWEETEST THING. -[ All ] BYE! 1272 01:20:33,996 --> 01:20:35,796 [ Screeches ] 1273 01:20:35,798 --> 01:20:38,966 [ Man ] CUT! [ Crew Applauds ] 1274 01:20:38,968 --> 01:20:41,335 WELL, THAT WAS FUN. 1275 01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:50,578 � CLOSE YOUR EYES � 1276 01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:55,482 � WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR HAND � 1277 01:20:55,484 --> 01:20:58,686 � DO YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATIN' � 1278 01:20:58,688 --> 01:21:01,455 � DO YOU UNDERSTAND � 1279 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:05,626 � BABY, DO YOU FEEL THE SAME � 1280 01:21:05,628 --> 01:21:09,997 � AM I ONLY DREAMING � 1281 01:21:09,999 --> 01:21:13,667 � OR IS THIS BURNIN' � � BURNIN' � 1282 01:21:13,669 --> 01:21:17,605 � AN ETERNAL FLAME � 1283 01:21:17,607 --> 01:21:19,940 � SAY MY NAME � � SAY MY NAME � 1284 01:21:19,942 --> 01:21:22,676 � THE SUN SHINES THROUGH THE RAIN � 1285 01:21:22,678 --> 01:21:26,013 � A WHOLE LIFE SO LONELY � 1286 01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:30,551 � AND THEN YOU COME AND EASE THE PAIN � 1287 01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:36,423 � I DON'T WANNA LOSE THIS FEELING � 1288 01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:38,893 � OHH � 1289 01:21:38,895 --> 01:21:40,494 GUITAR. 1290 01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:46,901 HOW ABOUT THE BAND? 1291 01:21:46,903 --> 01:21:49,904 BEAUTIFUL ON THE BASS. 1292 01:21:51,908 --> 01:21:53,908 � BURNIN' � 1293 01:21:56,212 --> 01:21:58,712 � CLOSE YOUR EYES � 1294 01:21:58,714 --> 01:22:02,783 � AND GIVE ME YOUR HAND, BABY � 1295 01:22:02,785 --> 01:22:07,121 � DO YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATING � 1296 01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:09,657 � DO YOU UNDERSTAND � 1297 01:22:09,659 --> 01:22:13,627 � DO YOU FEEL THE SAME � 1298 01:22:13,629 --> 01:22:18,332 � AM I ONLY DREAMING � 1299 01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:21,735 � OR IS THIS BURNING � 1300 01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:27,174 � AN ETERNAL FLAME �� 1301 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:16,050 UH, IT'S OVER. B-BYE. [ All ] IT'S OVER. 75713

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