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How long do these things usually
last? I have appalling cramp!
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As long as it takes, son. The trick
is to stretch out every half hour.
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If you get too cold... Yes?
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..piss yourself!
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So much they didn't teach
at college!
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Budge up. What's happening?
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You're not police. Your dad said, on no account,
am I to tell you about this stakeout.
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Ooh, a stakeout! Nor am I giving you
these binoculars.
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She's stashing something.
Let's nick her.
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Check the bag for diamonds first.
Then nick her?
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Nicking's the bets bit. GO!
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Bad luck, Rabbit.
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This is Inspector Tanner's case.
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What a dolly plonker you are! That's my bleeding
tipoff. You're not having it, old bean.
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It's more my sort of thing, really.
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"Tanner of the Yard Catches the
Beauty Behind Jewel-Smuggling Ring."
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They'll be kissing my arse from
Tower Hill to Buck's Row. Chin-chin!
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Was something ticking? Yeah.
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Tanner! If I was you,
I...I'd put that bag down.
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If I was you, Rabbit,
I'd shut my cock holster!
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It's every man for himself
these days!
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Holy fu...
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There he goes.
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♪ Step it away, Brick Man
Step it up and down
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♪ Step it away, Brick Man
London Town
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♪ Step it away, brick man
Step it up and down
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♪ Step it away, Brick Man,
All fall down... ♪
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How's Tanner?
What news from the hospital?
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Well, he's alive
but he's lost some bits.
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Which bits?
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Er, a straight bit, a round bit,
a curly bit.
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I'm not really a doctor.
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I've seen those all over the place.
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It's nearly Brick Night.
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You can't have Brick Night without...
Brick Man.
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Naturally.
What are you talking about?
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It's an East End thing. Don't they
have bricks in Incest-Upon-Avon?
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And every Brick Night,
Brick Man steps out of Brick World.
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He wears brick clothes
and has a brick face
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and if you don't believe in him, he stabs you
in the neck repeatedly with his brick knife.
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It's just a bit of fun for the kids.
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No, Brick Man, no! Where did you get
this ridiculous talisman?
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This is blasphemy!
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There is no such thing as Brick Man.
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Oi, Bible Boy!
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If you want a fight with someone,
you fight me.
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No, actually, fight him.
He's fitter and I can't be arsed.
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Heathens!
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There you go, girl, have a penny.
Buy yourself a new doll.
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They're sixpence.
Yeah, well, you can fuck that.
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In your name, My Lord,
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I cleanse this city
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of false idols!
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Now do you believe?
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Please! I beg you!
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♪ It all falls down ♪
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There's been a murder.
Fucking brilliant! Shut it!
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Duck Pond Lane.
A stabbing in the neck.
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And in the wound,
a quantity of red dust.
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Looks like your mum's cooking, John!
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A Brick Man imitator.
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A du...brick-ate, if you will!
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I want this cracked
like a witch's mirror.
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You should use psychology. It don't exist, Guv.
We need to get out there and break some fingers.
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Find some leads
and break their fingers.
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Find the culprits
and break their fingers.
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Find the lead's culprits
and break their fingers.
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Get right up inside the fingers.
Finger the fingerers.
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It's all about the fingers.
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Do it. We are dealing with
one sick individual.
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Sounds to me like someone
needs to shit or get off the pot.
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Rabbit, Strauss, go solve this.
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Not now! When I say!
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I now say.
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Er, not you!
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Come.
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My weekly report, ma'am.
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Mm! Proceed.
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Erm, the attempt to end the lives
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of Rabbit and his associates...
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Let me stop you there, Maud.
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We don't attempt,
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we do. Indeed, ma'am!
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And a second operation
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will...
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What's that?
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Mm.
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Could someone bring me
my street shoes?
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I've got work to do.
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You can't be police,
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even if I wanted you to,
which I don't!
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I'm as good as any bloke in there.
I'm a fist with legs.
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Why can't you think about the things
women are meant to think about?
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Spaniels wearing ribbons!
Kittens in moonlight!
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Come on, Dad, give me anything,
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no matter how small.
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Well, there is a new crime wave
we need to stop.
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I'm your man! Who isn't a man!
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Stop bicycle theft.
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Come and join our Whitechapel
Historical Fellowship.
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Hello.
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Hello. Would you like to join
our Historical Fellowship?
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Fascinating lectures
with no distractions.
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We pride ourselves
on our lack of refreshments.
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No. I think he only stopped because
your daughter was giving him the salmon.
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We've got stuff to do. Come on.
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Good bye. Good bye!
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I can't breathe.
My legs are like jelly.
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My mind's racing. Is this love?
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No. We just passed the hat factory.
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You're off your tits
on airborne mercury.
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It's that bell-end from yesterday.
May God rest your soul.
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It doesn't make sense. The night-watchman
was right nearby but nobody saw the killer.
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No trace. There's always a trace!
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Brick dust.
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Look.
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This is the way to do it, Strauss.
None of your psycho-rology twallocks.
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Psychologists say one's father
greatly influences a chap's character.
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My father certainly did
the three times a year I met him.
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I never knew my dad.
I know he named us after animals.
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There's Leopard, me brother,
me sister Weasel.
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He wrote the names on our heads
before dumping us outside a church.
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Good grief!
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A brick wall.
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Just as the street ends
on a brick wall
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does cold science too
have its limits.
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Is Brick Man real? Could this be
the door to the Brick World?
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Or that's the way in.
The jury's still out, really.
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Hello. The police are giving free
advice on how to secure your bicycle.
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And what's that?
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The chain. You shouldn't just
secure the front wheels
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because the little shits
willjust nick the rest.
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Move. How come they let
one of you lot in the police?
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Women do a lot of things now.
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That's not what I meant.
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I'm gonna count to two
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and you're gonna fuck right off or
I'll show you just how police I can be.
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One...
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Oh!
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Not so chatty now, you racist shit!
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Thank you. Don't mention it. Us girls,
we've got to look out for each other.
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So, where were we? Don't worry.
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There's been a change of plan.
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"Other dimensions" my puckered arse!
This is how Brick Man gets about.
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London sewers,
best in the world they say.
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I'm not sure "they" spent a lot of time
down here. Ssh! What was that noise?
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CLANG! Inspector, I think I saw something!
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Ugh! That felt like a brick!
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Run!
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Bravo, Tanner! Welcome back, sir!
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Welcome back, sir.
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Who was she, the bomber?
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The trail's gone cold, sir. We think
maybe there was no jewel-smuggling ring.
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The bomb was rigged for Rabbit.
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Quite a nice job they've done
on your bonce, sir.
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It'll take more than a bang to stop brave Tanner
of the Yard. I'll tell you about bravery, son!
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In the Sudan, I watched blokes
getting their ears blown off.
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Young fellas ripped in two
by frightened horses.
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One poor Welsh lad smacked his
turkey purse on a barbed-wire fence
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and watched his little peanuts fall into
the grateful mouth of a desert shrew.
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The look on his face...
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Horrific!
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This was meant for Rabbit.
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And while there's puff in my gruff
and wind in my whistle,
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I will make sure
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he gets what's coming to him.
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Stop!
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Or at least slow down by 25 percent!
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'Allo, Brick Man! I'm Police Man.
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I've come to arrest the living shit
out of you.
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Oh, Lord, it's you!
I didn't see it was you, Mr Rabbit!
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I thought you were some new lads
working my patch!
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Who is this sewer dweller?
This is Murky John.
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He's a tosher. Ooh, what's that?
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I'm compiling a list
of appalling East End occupations.
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We scavenge the sewers
for anything worth a few bob.
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Is that legal?
What you might call a grey area.
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Rabbit, how about this
for the lady in your life?
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Don't think you can bribe me, Murket.
Actually, that's quite nice.
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You have the worst job
I've encountered.
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There's a few downsides.
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Crowding, cholera, tetanus.
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The build-up of flammable gases
exploding into a huge fireball.
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The rats dragging you off
to feed to the rat king.
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Have you seen anything weird lately,
Murky John? Last night,
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a gentleman walking the pipes!
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Brick coat, brick hat,
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brick face!
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The toshers are scared, Rabbit!
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Catch him,
before he comes for us all!
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Oof!
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Morning, Rabbit.
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Breakfast?
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Is that banging inside my head
or is that for real?
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Bastards are putting electric lights
down the streets.
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Bad for business
running a pub under electric light.
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Why is that? Makes me look older.
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I'm what you call a smog beauty.
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Course you are, girl.
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Hang on.
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Oi! What's your game, soppy nuts?
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Brick Man struck again last night! But he can't
come through no walls if we knock 'em down first!
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Oh, gawd! Where was it?
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Oakwood Row.
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You do that again, dick boy,
and I'll lop 'em off with a spoon!
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Brick Man. It's the Brick Man.
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Let me guess. No witnesses.
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Why won't you coppers
catch Brick Man?
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You don't give a monkeys about the likes of us! Too
right, mate! Shut your mouth, you old bastard.
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We should break every brick wall
in London Town!
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Smash that bleeding wall!
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Smash the bleeding wall!
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Smash the bleeding wall!
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Listen, Mr Larkham ... No. You listen!
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People are scared of bricks,
for Christ's sake!
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I've got 200 workers in my brick works.
If we close today, they don't eat tomorrow.
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Why not?
Because I don't pay them enough!
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Find the killer!
I've got me best people on it!
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What have you got?
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He moves through the sewers, so I was
thinking we should form a shit squad.
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A shit squad? A shit squad.
I think you already have.
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A squad made up of men who don't mind
getting their hands dirty,
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men who'll wade in shit,
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toss shit, eat shit, juggle shit,
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swim in shit.
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Shitty men.
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Shitty coppers.
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I'd be proud to stand alongside
Inspector Rabbit.
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You're not going to put that clown Rabbit on it, are
you? Rabbit's one of my best wrong-'un banger-uppers!
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Who's that girl who took down that
bag-snatcher? She's showing your lot right up.
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Mabel? Get her on it! But...
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Wisbech, I am a friend of the Home
Secretary, we play petanque together.
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If you can't find this murderer,
he will get in someone who can!
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Good day.
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Mr Larkham, you're a very rich and powerful
man, two qualities I admire greatly.
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Mm. Never mind that. Tell me,
what happened to Rabbit's eyebrow?
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His dog bit it off or something
at Christmastime.
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Oh. But everyone needs a friend
in the station.
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I could be such a friend for you,
sir.
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00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:37,546
What's left of my left eye
just winked at you.
241
00:13:37,546 --> 00:13:38,856
Mabel? Hm?
242
00:13:38,856 --> 00:13:41,255
You're on Brick Man with these two.
Yes!
243
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:45,096
You won't regret it. But if you do,
it'll be too late so who cares?
244
00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:47,786
Well done, girl. But don't bollock on
about - Psychology!
245
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,815
We need to get inside
the killer's head.
246
00:13:49,815 --> 00:13:52,426
So, what's his history
with Brick Man?
247
00:13:52,426 --> 00:13:54,586
The Historical Fellowship!
248
00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,446
She's the one I want to see!
249
00:13:56,446 --> 00:14:00,776
I mean, she's the one we want to see.
Sorry, they're the ones we want to see.
250
00:14:00,776 --> 00:14:02,935
About Brick Man? Yeah.
251
00:14:02,935 --> 00:14:06,310
Come on, horny boy.
252
00:14:06,906 --> 00:14:08,255
Police.
253
00:14:08,255 --> 00:14:09,896
Police.
254
00:14:09,896 --> 00:14:12,446
As good as police.
Everyone say I'm police for now.
255
00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:14,015
Tell us about Brick Man.
256
00:14:14,015 --> 00:14:16,576
The whole lot. And look sharp
because I get bored real easy.
257
00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:19,446
Er, please, take a seat.
258
00:14:19,446 --> 00:14:22,416
How old do you think
the legend of the Brick Man is?
259
00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:24,586
I ain't got a bleeding clue, mate.
260
00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:27,065
What if I were to tell you
261
00:14:27,065 --> 00:14:31,005
that he was a mere 50 years old
this year?
262
00:14:31,005 --> 00:14:33,296
Well, then, I would tell you,
"Fancy that!"
263
00:14:33,296 --> 00:14:36,696
His first appearance in an
advertisement for Larkham Bricks,
264
00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:39,935
founded by SirJohn Larkham.
We met his son. He's a bell-end.
265
00:14:39,935 --> 00:14:43,786
He's actually a patron of ours and he's a
wonderful man. He's a wonderful bell-end.
266
00:14:43,786 --> 00:14:46,736
We've not been properly introduced.
Sergeant Strauss. Harriet.
267
00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:50,456
You're awfully young for a policeman.
You're very young for an historian!
268
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,856
Once, this was all countryside,
269
00:14:52,856 --> 00:14:57,576
and then the East End was built from
Larkham bricks, with Brick Man the star!
270
00:14:57,576 --> 00:14:59,616
But this Brick Man's
got this smiling gob.
271
00:14:59,616 --> 00:15:01,376
He don't look much like
the stabbing type.
272
00:15:01,376 --> 00:15:03,986
Well, once the East End was built
273
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,576
demand for bricks dropped,
274
00:15:05,576 --> 00:15:08,135
so they gave Brick Man
an edgy rebrand.
275
00:15:08,135 --> 00:15:09,536
Bugger me!
276
00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:12,656
A public relations disaster.
The adverts were withdrawn.
277
00:15:12,656 --> 00:15:15,526
But the myth had begun.
278
00:15:15,526 --> 00:15:20,055
Maybe somebody wants to close down the brick factory.
They're going the wrong way about it. Scares pass!
279
00:15:20,055 --> 00:15:23,296
You can knock down every wall in
London but then you have to rebuild,
280
00:15:23,296 --> 00:15:26,346
and what do you use?
281
00:15:26,346 --> 00:15:29,896
Bricks!
And Mr Larkham will make a fortune.
282
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,626
Did Larkham ever dress up
as Brick Man?
283
00:15:32,626 --> 00:15:35,176
Hang on! Yes!
284
00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:37,426
For the Lord Mayor's Parade.
285
00:15:37,426 --> 00:15:39,051
Look.
286
00:15:39,426 --> 00:15:42,226
I was thinking, erm,
do you like dancing?
287
00:15:42,226 --> 00:15:45,106
I don't know!
No-one's ever requested a dance.
288
00:15:45,106 --> 00:15:47,506
That's funny because I've never
had anyone to ask!
289
00:15:47,506 --> 00:15:49,815
Would you like to? Yes.
290
00:15:51,656 --> 00:15:55,096
Are you two gonna fuck or what?
291
00:15:55,096 --> 00:16:00,065
I call it like I see it.
It's just me being me.
292
00:16:00,065 --> 00:16:01,690
Move.
293
00:16:03,706 --> 00:16:06,376
Did you find the murderer yet?
Let's hope so.
294
00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:08,166
Cuff him!
295
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,291
What? Oh!
296
00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:14,856
Thank you for ruining my only chance of happiness.
Relax. England's chock-a-block with mousey girls.
297
00:16:14,856 --> 00:16:17,106
You're making a big mistake, Rabbit.
298
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,706
Am I now? You do not have to
say anything because it might...
299
00:16:22,145 --> 00:16:26,176
Get rid of the prick. Unbelievable!
Knobhead.
300
00:16:26,176 --> 00:16:30,096
Brick Man strikes again!
Police fucking useless!
301
00:16:30,096 --> 00:16:33,696
Our kids ain't safe!
Lazy bleedin' coppers,
302
00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:37,246
can't even chase our monster
into its own dimension!
303
00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:40,776
Are you mad?
304
00:16:40,776 --> 00:16:43,656
Where's your evidence?
We know your big mistake.
305
00:16:43,656 --> 00:16:46,096
You killed wearing a Brick Man
company costume.
306
00:16:46,096 --> 00:16:51,106
The thing is, it wasn't waterproof.
307
00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:54,216
You still had sewer water
in your shoes.
308
00:16:54,216 --> 00:16:58,135
That's a nice pipe. We use water
to make bricks, you fucking idiot!
309
00:16:58,135 --> 00:17:00,736
Release me now or you'll regret it.
310
00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:03,776
All right. You're free to go.
Thank you.
311
00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:07,456
Oh, no, hang on.
I found this in your coat pocket.
312
00:17:07,456 --> 00:17:09,376
I've never seen that before.
313
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,706
It matches the other half
found at the crime scene.
314
00:17:11,706 --> 00:17:13,666
Please! You planted it!
315
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,746
Why would I kill anyone? Hm?
316
00:17:15,746 --> 00:17:19,466
Father issues. Your dad built the
brick factory but now it's in trouble.
317
00:17:19,466 --> 00:17:23,586
You're killing to show the world
you're just as good as he is.
318
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:26,106
SHE COUGHS You all right, girl?
319
00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:30,426
She's right. Though I still think this
psycho-horror-tree is total bullshit.
320
00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:34,736
My father was worth a dozen of yours,
Rabbit. No, make that a hundred!
321
00:17:34,736 --> 00:17:37,226
Oh, yes! I knew your papa all right!
322
00:17:37,226 --> 00:17:42,306
A rotten ball of meat and whisky in the shape
of a man. And your mother wasn't much better.
323
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:52,416
I laughed like a drain when
they pulled her out of the Thames.
324
00:17:53,065 --> 00:17:59,440
Sergeant Strauss,
would you lock the door?
325
00:17:59,616 --> 00:18:04,745
Sergeant Strauss,
would you unlock the door? Agh!
326
00:18:04,745 --> 00:18:06,984
Well, well...
327
00:18:06,984 --> 00:18:09,695
What the bloody hell's
been going on here?
328
00:18:09,695 --> 00:18:11,475
He's the killer! No, Rabbit!
329
00:18:11,475 --> 00:18:14,575
The killer just struck again
at Meadow Hill!
330
00:18:14,575 --> 00:18:16,575
You're free to go.
331
00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:18,465
You're a dead man.
332
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,090
Dead!
333
00:18:22,415 --> 00:18:23,495
Shit.
334
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,894
This is the work
of your local police!
335
00:18:28,894 --> 00:18:31,305
They will not protect people
like you!
336
00:18:31,305 --> 00:18:35,774
Nor me, the common factory owner
in the street!
337
00:18:35,774 --> 00:18:40,994
It's about time the police get
what's coming to them!
338
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:45,625
Larkham's behind this and he's got accomplices.
That ain't guesswork, I bloody know it!
339
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,545
Erm, chaps,
it's looking pretty dicey out there!
340
00:18:50,575 --> 00:18:53,425
Hold on a blinking, bleeding,
fucking second!
341
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,825
Meadow Hill, Oakwood Row,
Duck Pond Lane,
342
00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:59,615
they're rural countryside-y names,
and Larkham hates that!
343
00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:02,825
He wants the whole world
bricked over. That's why he kills!
344
00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:06,255
And because he's got the taste. He's got
the taste! The killer's got a pattern!
345
00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:09,345
It's the shape of a brick. It's three dots!
That could be any pattern.
346
00:19:09,345 --> 00:19:11,345
Hold up.
347
00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:15,345
Barley Lane. The shape of a brick!
OK, fair enough.
348
00:19:15,345 --> 00:19:16,974
That's where
he's going to strike next.
349
00:19:16,974 --> 00:19:20,034
How do we get through the riot?
We blend in.
350
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,034
Perfect!
351
00:19:27,335 --> 00:19:29,345
What do we do now? We wait.
352
00:19:29,345 --> 00:19:32,705
Can I just say what wonderful people
you are? Shut up.
353
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:36,495
If anything happens, it's been a
privilege to serve with a fine officer
354
00:19:36,495 --> 00:19:38,345
and someone pretending
to be an officer.
355
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,825
Ssh!
356
00:19:39,825 --> 00:19:43,265
I think this might be
a waste of time.
357
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:47,515
Inspector!
358
00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:51,104
♪ Walls...
359
00:19:51,104 --> 00:19:53,979
♪ ..fall down ♪
360
00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:59,024
It's the brick world! It's all true!
361
00:19:59,024 --> 00:20:02,385
This is the sewers. Smell the gases.
And shit.
362
00:20:02,385 --> 00:20:04,695
Mainly shit.
363
00:20:04,695 --> 00:20:06,024
Where are you, Larkham?
364
00:20:06,024 --> 00:20:09,649
None of you believed.
365
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:14,155
You couldn't have dragged the three of us down
here on your own, you'd have needed help.
366
00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:15,664
Murky John, I bet.
367
00:20:15,664 --> 00:20:17,664
Those toshers, they know the sewers.
368
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,835
Those how do not believe...
369
00:20:19,835 --> 00:20:21,585
..die.
370
00:20:21,994 --> 00:20:25,034
The funny thing is, Larkham,
I left you with a limp,
371
00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:29,475
and now you ain't got one, Larkham.
So I reckon, Larkham, you ain't Larkham.
372
00:20:29,475 --> 00:20:31,395
Who is it?
373
00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:35,034
Who else knew about Brick Man
and what we was up to?
374
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,385
History!
375
00:20:37,385 --> 00:20:40,104
The history twats!
376
00:20:40,104 --> 00:20:43,854
Too late. I'm going to cut you
from arsehole...
377
00:20:43,854 --> 00:20:45,904
..to breakfast time.
378
00:20:45,904 --> 00:20:48,935
Harriet, why are you pretending
to be in league with this villain?
379
00:20:48,935 --> 00:20:50,784
Don't bother, son.
380
00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:54,015
She hates us as much as she hates
bricks. Shut yer funnel!
381
00:20:54,015 --> 00:20:56,755
She wishes England was green again.
You want the Lost World.
382
00:20:56,755 --> 00:21:01,155
The Larkhams bricked over Paradise!
Did I say that you could fucking speak?
383
00:21:01,155 --> 00:21:03,835
So you wanna make people scared
of bricks so they flee the city.
384
00:21:03,835 --> 00:21:05,904
But why plant the doll on Larkham?
385
00:21:05,904 --> 00:21:08,185
So you would arrest him.
386
00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:10,015
And then he would be at the station
387
00:21:10,015 --> 00:21:11,864
and, bang!, we strike!
388
00:21:11,864 --> 00:21:14,475
Can I just check,
what we had between us,
389
00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:16,145
was that real?
390
00:21:16,145 --> 00:21:19,114
What do you think,
you chinless bucket?
391
00:21:19,114 --> 00:21:20,755
Is it a yes?
392
00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:24,825
When your mangled bodies are found,
the city will empty.
393
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,705
And then nature can take back
what is hers!
394
00:21:27,705 --> 00:21:29,575
All this for some nettles?
395
00:21:29,575 --> 00:21:30,935
I say, Dad,
396
00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:35,215
you couldn't light a fag for us, could you,
before you do us in? They're in me top pocket.
397
00:21:35,215 --> 00:21:37,835
Did I say that you could move?
No, clear.
398
00:21:37,835 --> 00:21:39,794
Then, stay where you were.
399
00:21:39,794 --> 00:21:41,505
It's a trap. Sorry, dear.
400
00:21:41,505 --> 00:21:45,945
You know what? My dad was a wanker,
but you're worse, mate.
401
00:21:45,945 --> 00:21:48,945
She's clearly needed boundaries
her entire life!
402
00:21:48,945 --> 00:21:51,225
You've given her fuck all!
403
00:21:51,225 --> 00:21:52,744
You know what?
404
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,994
You can have a cigarette.
405
00:21:54,994 --> 00:21:58,065
No, he can't, you gaping dick!
406
00:21:58,065 --> 00:22:02,075
Young lady, I have spent countless
hours in this uncomfortable costume
407
00:22:02,075 --> 00:22:05,275
helping you with your killing
and mutilating.
408
00:22:05,275 --> 00:22:08,145
A thank-you wouldn't hurt.
Come on, Chief, I'm gasping here.
409
00:22:08,145 --> 00:22:10,945
I won't fucking tell you again, Dad!
410
00:22:10,945 --> 00:22:12,784
Do not do it!
411
00:22:16,425 --> 00:22:19,425
Sorry, fellas,
412
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:23,195
I forgot to warn you about the
build-up of highly flammable gases.
413
00:22:23,195 --> 00:22:25,305
Strauss, cuff 'em. Righto.
414
00:22:25,305 --> 00:22:27,874
There's plenty of bricks
where you're going!
415
00:22:27,874 --> 00:22:32,835
That's nice. Did you think of that
just now or hours ago?
416
00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:34,425
Just now. Ha!
417
00:22:34,425 --> 00:22:36,050
Liar!
418
00:22:39,945 --> 00:22:42,984
When a policeman meets someone
and falls in love,
419
00:22:42,984 --> 00:22:45,664
does she always turn out
to be a killer? No.
420
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:49,145
Sometimes she gets killed.
On the morning of your wedding day.
421
00:22:49,145 --> 00:22:52,864
Rabbit, the doctor's report
on Larkham's injuries.
422
00:22:52,864 --> 00:22:56,355
Pfft! I'lljust buy him a cocktail.
423
00:22:56,355 --> 00:22:58,984
Size of that,
I'll have to buy him the pub!
424
00:22:58,984 --> 00:23:01,425
The Home Secretary's involved!
425
00:23:01,425 --> 00:23:04,505
There's gonna be an enquiry.
Police brutality!
426
00:23:04,505 --> 00:23:07,305
You what?
Well, you could vouch for me.
427
00:23:07,305 --> 00:23:09,734
He hit me first!
That might even be true!
428
00:23:09,734 --> 00:23:12,385
Come back - Guess who's in charge
of the enquiry.
429
00:23:12,385 --> 00:23:13,864
You're joking?
430
00:23:13,864 --> 00:23:16,114
C'est moi.
431
00:23:16,744 --> 00:23:21,075
Does that mean it's you? Don't worry,
darling, I'll be completely impartial.
432
00:23:21,075 --> 00:23:25,065
And then I'm gonna melt you down,
my old china.
433
00:23:25,065 --> 00:23:27,565
Run, Rabbit,
434
00:23:27,585 --> 00:23:29,085
run!
435
00:23:36,495 --> 00:23:38,505
Hello? Oh, er, Lydia?
436
00:23:38,505 --> 00:23:41,630
Ah! Miss Wisbech!
437
00:23:41,835 --> 00:23:45,475
I am so glad you accepted
my invitation. Do come in.
438
00:23:45,475 --> 00:23:46,845
Thank you.
439
00:23:46,845 --> 00:23:49,505
I have a little club for women.
440
00:23:49,505 --> 00:23:52,235
We believe that women
are the future.
441
00:23:52,235 --> 00:23:54,794
I've been looking for
something like that my whole life.
442
00:23:54,794 --> 00:24:00,914
That, and a corset that doesn't make
my kidneys pop out my ears.
443
00:24:00,914 --> 00:24:03,515
I think you and I
are going to become great friends.
444
00:24:03,515 --> 00:24:06,105
Tea? Yes, please.
445
00:24:06,105 --> 00:24:07,924
That's nice.
446
00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:09,914
Do you take lemon? Lemon?
447
00:24:09,914 --> 00:24:12,414
Is that new?
448
00:24:13,004 --> 00:24:14,004
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