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Baby it's fine, okay?
She left her stupid alpaca.
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She doesn't go anywhere
without this thing.
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- Where are you going?
- Got to go get my alpaca.
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Oh, my God, you're 14.
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We need to chat.
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Mom, Dad, it's me.
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I guess by now you've
figured out that I've run away.
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When I'm gone, I'm gonna
miss you most of all.
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- Where am I going?
- I'm going far away.
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It wasn't an easy decision to make,
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but it was one I made a long time ago.
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God, I'm sick of being
on this loser team.
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Hey, we're not down by that much, okay?
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- Stay positive.
- I'm talking about our family!
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- You're still a bitch!
- Do not talk to your mother that way!
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And who are you?
Are you this bitch's friend?
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I just want you to know
that I love you all,
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but I can probably do better on my own.
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- That's the guy you like?
- Mm-hmm.
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But mostly I'm just
using him for his car.
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Please, don't come looking for me.
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I don't want to be found.
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So believe me when I tell you
you'll never find me.
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Wait, hold on. What's going on?
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Why are you turning back?
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They seem a little freaked
out, don't they?
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He's just talking about my hat.
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Merci.
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- Whoa! Guys!
- Wait!
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- Hey!
- Guys, where you going?
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Nate, I'm a little scared.
I think we should go with them.
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What are you talking about?
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The village is only
a mile away from here.
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Yeah, but based on their
reaction and the smell of things,
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I-I think maybe we
should just go with them.
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It smells like dead skunks. So what?
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Yeah, what plant that smells
like dead skunks
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would freak the police out?
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- Raisins.
- God, it's weed.
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Weed's not a plant.
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Come on, Nate. Let's just go.
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Absolutely not! Okay?
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We have been searching
for our daughter for months,
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and this is the closest lead
that we've had, okay?
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We know for a fact
that she was in Machu Picchu.
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- In Peru.
- And that guy there...
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That you paid money to.
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Who very reliably told me
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that in that village
just over that fence
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there is a little blond girl
who ran away from America...
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- Turn around.
- a mile away from here!
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- Nate, turn around.
- No! Never! All right?
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Turning around is giving up,
and I don't give up on family.
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Oh, you don't? You gave up on Vanessa.
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She's not fam...
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She framed you twice.
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What about Edie?
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She stole my sperm,
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shoved it up her vagina,
and made a baby with it, okay?
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That's an insane woman.
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I don't give up on family that I like.
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One, two, three.
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All right, I don't want
to give up either
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but I'm very concerned
about our safety.
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Babe, nothing's gonna happen.
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Have you forgotten who I am?
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I'm a dad with
a particular set of skills.
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Let's ride!
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Hyah!
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Come on! Whoo! Let's go!
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Hyah! Hyah!
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Whoo! Come on! Yeah! Get some!
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Whoo! Go!
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- Oh!
- Ooh.
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Oh.
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Oh, you okay, babe?
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I'm going to find my daughter.
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With or without this lazy asshole.
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That's...
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That's a dead head.
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It's a dead head.
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These are real human heads.
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They couldn't say "dead
head" in English?!
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Go!
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Go! Run!
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Fast! Go!
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Wait for me, you [bleep] idiot!
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Now you run!
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Oh, now you run!
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You stupid idiot!
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Get back here!
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They say a storm's coming in.
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- Who's they?
- The locals.
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What the hell do they know?
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The weather pattern of the mountain
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they've spent their entire lives
living in the shadow of.
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Okay, well, then
it's the perfect storm.
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No, please don't invoke a trip
where everybody dies.
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It was a movie.
No one really died, okay?
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And besides, it's the perfect storm
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because she's gonna
be trapped up there,
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nowhere to go, terrified.
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- It's great.
- I don't know, Nate.
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This lead is really thin.
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All we know is that
she's in Tibet... somewhere.
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Yeah, and a guy, who I did not
pay money to this time,
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said there's a little ninja starfish
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entertaining monks in an ancient temple
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singing a song called
"It's Fun Being Weird."
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How is that not her?
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Hey, was this the same guy who said
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that there was a young taekwondo
master at the Taj Mahal?
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- Different guy.
- Oh, then maybe it was the...
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No, no, no, ba-da-da.
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Do not bring up Japan, okay? No Japan.
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Good.
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I don't know.
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Did you ever think maybe she
just doesn't want to be found?
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She sends us videos every month, right?
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- Yeah.
- They're a cry for help.
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They're saying, "Mommy, Daddy,
please come find me."
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Do not come find me.
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- Can't listen to her words.
- Oh, okay.
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Listen to my words...
Do not come find me.
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She's a child.
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She still needs us to teach her things.
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I taught myself how to swim.
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I even learned the breaststroke.
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- It's the easiest to learn.
- It's not.
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Okay.
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Check out the ninja starfish!
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She taught herself how to play guitar!
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♪ It's fun being weird ♪
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Okay, just shut it off, all right?
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She needs her parents. Period.
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- So does Jared.
- Oh, he's fine. He's a boy.
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No. No.
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No! No. We're moving too fast.
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I don't even know your name.
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Hey, phone, how do you say,
"what is your name" in Chinese?
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No h-way.
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No h-way!
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Yeah!
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This is so cool.
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Now we're connecting. All right.
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Hey, phone, how do you say,
"What is your age?" in Chinese?
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No, that's only 10.
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Okay, 10 in China years,
but, uh, how many in American?
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Geez.
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Ready for a hike?
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Hey! There he is.
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Whoa, geez. You all right?
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Yeah. Yeah, we got to
get out of here right now.
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- We got to get out of here.
- Yeah, absolutely.
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See, that's my un-stunted boy.
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When it comes to family,
he knows how to get some.
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Yeah, just got some, and she was 10.
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10? She was...
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- Nice.
- No. Don't.
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Don't condone him
rating women numerically.
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- Gross.
- Yeah, it's gross, man.
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It's what's on the inside
that counts. Right.
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Okay, and I betcha
she's a 10 in there too.
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I didn't know!
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All right. He wants to find his sister.
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- So weird.
- Let's get some.
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Whoo!
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- Race you up the mountain!
- I'm not doing that.
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Why are we going down?
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Jared, wait up! Come on!
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Save some energy.
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Come on, get in.
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Get in what? That's not ours.
It's my girlfriend's.
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She said we can use it to go upriver.
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- Up to where?
- The temple!
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- Let's go!
- The temple's up the mountain.
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She told me about
a secret Chinese entrance.
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Dad, please! Just trust me.
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- Okay.
- What?
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Okay. What's the worst
that could happen
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if we're going the wrong way?
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- You sure about this?
- Yes, yes!
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Okay.
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You're lucky I'm a boat guy.
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Load up.
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Ancient Chinese shortcut, my... Ow!
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How'd you find me?
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We looked all over the world for you.
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Did you ever think maybe
I didn't want to be found?
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Why'd you do it? Why'd you leave?
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So many different reasons.
None of which were you.
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That's good to know.
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It's been a really rough year for me.
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- Um, what the...
- Oh, this is Lupe.
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I met her in Peru
at that Pikachu temple.
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Mm. Mmm.
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Gracias.
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Dear God.
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I don't know what it is.
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Maybe I've just missed you so much
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that I'm just replacing you
with random girls
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or you really were just the
biggest cock bock in the world
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and things are finally
just working out great for me.
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I sure hope you're being a
gentleman with all these girls.
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Of course. This chick, Sunitha,
I met her in India.
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Her boobs were completely
different sizes.
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I didn't say anything.
Did not even mention it to her.
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I think he's warming up.
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I'm just really worried that he's...
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he's leaving a trail
of chaos behind him
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because we've been on
the road this whole time.
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You know, he never has to
face any of the consequences.
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He was making out with a child.
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Okay, in his defense,
she did not look 10.
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What are you t...
We were all wearing snowsuits.
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How do you know?
I'm amazing at guessing ages.
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- Oh, my God.
- I could've worked at a carnival.
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I'm not great at guessing weight
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'cause I always think people
are fatter than they are.
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- Nate. Nate.
- You know, for me, it's...
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Nate, we... we... we got to flip him.
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- What?
- Just...
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yep, yep.
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Yeah, yeah, sure. Come here, pal.
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That's it.
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No, listen, I'm not condoning
what he did, okay?
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- But he didn't... Oh!
- Yeah.
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- No!
- Yes.
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- No! Take him back.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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- It's too weird. It's too weird.
- Take him back! Take him back!
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- It's too weird.
- It's not weird for me?
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- It's not sexual.
- Ew! Gross!
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Why would you even say that?!
Of course it's not!
257
00:10:39,768 --> 00:10:41,302
You didn't have a problem
with it when he was a baby.
258
00:10:41,303 --> 00:10:42,568
You used to laugh at it.
259
00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:43,971
Yeah, 'cause it was
half the size of my pinkie
260
00:10:43,972 --> 00:10:45,371
when he was a baby, and it was funny
261
00:10:45,373 --> 00:10:46,840
because no one ever tells you
babies can do that.
262
00:10:46,841 --> 00:10:48,441
- Now take it back!
- No! No!
263
00:10:48,443 --> 00:10:49,510
You have more experience with this.
264
00:10:49,511 --> 00:10:50,843
It should be pointing at you.
265
00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:52,578
My experience with it
is pointing away from me.
266
00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:54,380
Well, is there anything
we can do to get rid of it?
267
00:10:54,382 --> 00:10:56,649
- Oh, my God! No!
- I don't... I mean, I don't know!
268
00:10:56,651 --> 00:10:57,683
- Gross!
- What do you mean?
269
00:10:57,697 --> 00:10:58,785
Why would you want me to...
270
00:10:58,787 --> 00:11:00,052
Absolutely not!
271
00:11:00,054 --> 00:11:02,427
It's not a stiff neck. It's a stiff...
272
00:11:02,857 --> 00:11:05,057
Sweetie, he's shivering. Please.
273
00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:07,059
Okay, fine. Fine. Fine.
274
00:11:07,061 --> 00:11:09,061
There's nothing weird about this, okay?
275
00:11:09,063 --> 00:11:11,864
It's just a... father and mother
276
00:11:11,866 --> 00:11:13,866
trying to warm up
their son with a big...
277
00:11:13,868 --> 00:11:15,068
You're doing great. You're doing great.
278
00:11:15,069 --> 00:11:16,336
It's not... It's not... I can't do it.
279
00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:17,603
I can't do it. I can't do it!
280
00:11:17,605 --> 00:11:18,739
It's too weird!
I'm going to get our daughter.
281
00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:19,739
Nate, no!
282
00:11:19,741 --> 00:11:21,674
- No. No, I'm going. Sorry.
- Nate!
283
00:11:21,676 --> 00:11:24,744
I'm sick of waiting around for
a storm that's not coming.
284
00:11:24,746 --> 00:11:26,346
I'm going to get her myself.
285
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:57,744
Hey!
286
00:11:58,214 --> 00:11:59,646
Hey, buddy! You okay?
287
00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:03,153
Buddy! Can you hear me?
288
00:12:04,398 --> 00:12:05,979
You're gonna be all right!
289
00:12:06,641 --> 00:12:08,188
I could've been a doctor!
290
00:12:14,996 --> 00:12:18,398
Aw, shit. You're dead, aren't you?
291
00:12:18,755 --> 00:12:19,785
Hey!
292
00:12:20,511 --> 00:12:22,802
Hey! This guy's dead!
293
00:12:22,804 --> 00:12:24,670
_
294
00:12:24,672 --> 00:12:25,672
We can't leave him here!
295
00:12:25,674 --> 00:12:27,140
We got to get him off this mountain!
296
00:12:27,469 --> 00:12:29,892
_
297
00:12:30,011 --> 00:12:32,351
No man left behind.
You ever heard the expression?
298
00:12:32,558 --> 00:12:35,261
_
299
00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:36,854
1982?
300
00:12:37,151 --> 00:12:38,585
Well, that explains the neon.
301
00:12:40,222 --> 00:12:41,982
I'm gonna get you out of here!
302
00:12:42,224 --> 00:12:44,547
I just got to find my daughter first.
303
00:13:19,127 --> 00:13:21,861
Ah! What's up, man?
304
00:13:22,776 --> 00:13:25,331
Whew! That is a hell of a climb.
305
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:28,068
I'm assuming by the getup that,
uh, this is the ancient temple.
306
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,470
Yeah, that's what I thought.
307
00:13:33,341 --> 00:13:34,541
Whew!
308
00:13:37,232 --> 00:13:38,364
Oh, come on, man.
309
00:13:38,432 --> 00:13:40,518
I just climbed through
a crippling snowstorm.
310
00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:42,960
You don't think I can
make it up another 3 feet
311
00:13:42,961 --> 00:13:45,771
without being attached
to a child safety string?
312
00:13:45,773 --> 00:13:47,439
Come on. I'm a pro.
313
00:13:47,441 --> 00:13:49,342
Shit. Shit.
314
00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:51,871
Aw, shit!
315
00:14:10,591 --> 00:14:12,998
Aaaah!
316
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,333
Oh, shit!
317
00:14:16,003 --> 00:14:17,869
Oh, shit.
318
00:14:26,814 --> 00:14:28,414
Aaaah!
319
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:29,982
Oh, I got you.
320
00:14:31,753 --> 00:14:34,219
I told you I'd come back for you!
321
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,241
Yeah! I'm riding you like a motherf...
322
00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:38,917
Aah!
323
00:14:41,717 --> 00:14:42,795
Aw, shit!
324
00:14:42,832 --> 00:14:44,832
Oh my God! Aah!
325
00:14:52,974 --> 00:14:54,974
Aw, shit! Aah!
326
00:15:07,855 --> 00:15:09,355
Aah!
327
00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:16,687
Oh! Babe!
328
00:15:16,944 --> 00:15:18,204
I'm so glad you stayed.
329
00:15:18,205 --> 00:15:20,543
I think we should all really
be together as a family
330
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,038
to greet her, you know?
331
00:15:22,629 --> 00:15:24,836
All right, let's go on.
The storm's passed.
332
00:15:27,074 --> 00:15:28,443
I fell down a mountain.
333
00:15:30,937 --> 00:15:33,967
_
334
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,498
Oh, hey.
335
00:15:57,032 --> 00:15:58,880
How are you? Good to see you again.
336
00:15:59,368 --> 00:16:01,250
I was the guy that... fell.
337
00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,504
Oh! You got my backpack!
338
00:16:03,506 --> 00:16:05,105
I thought I lost it.
339
00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:06,106
Ah, bless your heart.
340
00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:08,342
So, is our daughter here?
341
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,981
Oh, yeah. Uh, do you have any cash?
342
00:16:13,983 --> 00:16:15,316
- Oh, yeah.
- This is karma, right?
343
00:16:15,318 --> 00:16:16,517
That's what we're doing?
344
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:18,273
- What does he need money for?
- I don't know.
345
00:16:18,274 --> 00:16:20,453
Beads? Tea? Haircuts aren't free.
346
00:16:20,455 --> 00:16:22,056
Also, what do you care?
I just don't want to hear anymore
347
00:16:22,057 --> 00:16:23,056
that Buddhists are the good ones.
348
00:16:23,057 --> 00:16:24,097
They all take your money.
349
00:16:24,098 --> 00:16:25,660
Hey, can you do me a favor?
Be like the Buddhists
350
00:16:25,661 --> 00:16:27,194
and take a vow of silence
for a few minutes?
351
00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:28,462
Sorry.
352
00:16:30,132 --> 00:16:32,666
[Chanting] ♪ It's fun being weird ♪
353
00:16:32,668 --> 00:16:35,135
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
354
00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:37,338
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
355
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:40,407
♪ You should try it sometime ♪
356
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:42,809
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
357
00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:45,278
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
358
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,548
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
359
00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:50,483
♪ You should try it sometime ♪
360
00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:52,886
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
361
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:55,356
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
362
00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:57,624
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
363
00:16:57,626 --> 00:17:00,694
♪ You should try it sometime ♪
364
00:17:00,696 --> 00:17:02,896
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
365
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:05,432
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
366
00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:07,701
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
367
00:17:07,703 --> 00:17:08,902
♪ You should try it sometime ♪
368
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,904
Ha! I'm the mayor! This thing is fun!
369
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:13,585
That's factory setting. Sorry, it's...
370
00:17:14,177 --> 00:17:16,643
Delilah, we've been to every corner
371
00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:18,179
of this earth looking for you,
372
00:17:18,181 --> 00:17:19,913
and there's nothing we wouldn't give
373
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:22,315
to just sit quietly on
a beach with you again
374
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:26,387
and watch your amazing
breasts... breasts... breasts...
375
00:17:26,389 --> 00:17:28,589
breasts... br-br-breast... breast...
376
00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:30,391
Stop! Stop! Stop! It's breaststroke!
377
00:17:30,393 --> 00:17:31,593
The swimming move
you taught yourself. I'm...
378
00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:33,260
Stop. Stop, please. Please, Nate, stop.
379
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:36,196
Delilah, honey, we just... we
need one minute of your time,
380
00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:38,799
just one minute, to let you know
how much we love you.
381
00:17:45,741 --> 00:17:46,861
What the...
382
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,667
Who are you?
383
00:17:49,011 --> 00:17:50,477
Where's my daughter?
384
00:17:51,395 --> 00:17:53,013
W-What have you done with my daughter?
385
00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:55,482
This is her song.
How do you know this song?
386
00:17:55,771 --> 00:17:57,618
Where is my daughter?!
387
00:17:57,887 --> 00:17:59,486
How do you know this song?!
388
00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:00,670
YouTube.
389
00:18:01,224 --> 00:18:03,156
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
390
00:18:03,158 --> 00:18:05,158
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
391
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,027
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
392
00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:09,630
♪ You should try it sometime ♪
393
00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,698
♪ It's fun being weird ♪
394
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,367
♪ You should try it sometime ♪
395
00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:16,531
- I want to go home.
- I know, honey. We're going home.
396
00:18:16,532 --> 00:18:18,239
Not like a hotel, like home, home.
397
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,640
I don't want to travel anymore.
398
00:18:19,642 --> 00:18:21,041
I want a full-size toothpaste.
399
00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:22,610
Okay, we'll get you one of those.
400
00:18:33,789 --> 00:18:35,716
I can't go. I need my daughter back.
401
00:18:36,859 --> 00:18:37,877
So do I.
402
00:18:38,127 --> 00:18:39,941
But she doesn't want to come home.
403
00:18:40,129 --> 00:18:41,728
Nate, she's off seeing the world,
404
00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:42,996
and we have to face the fact
405
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,465
that she doesn't want to be found.
406
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:45,957
I can't live without her, okay?
407
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,290
That means I can't leave without her.
408
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,309
What about us?
409
00:18:48,604 --> 00:18:50,938
I need a husband. Jared needs a father.
410
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,655
And I can't be good
at either of those things
411
00:18:52,656 --> 00:18:54,741
- until I have her back.
- Listen to me.
412
00:18:54,944 --> 00:18:56,819
If we don't start learning
from our mistakes,
413
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:58,545
we are doomed to repeat them.
414
00:18:58,547 --> 00:19:00,613
- Thought you hated Buddhists.
- That's not Buddhism.
415
00:19:00,615 --> 00:19:02,290
It's just me calling
my shitty parenting a mistake.
416
00:19:02,485 --> 00:19:04,375
I get it. I suck.
417
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,230
But I don't want the same
thing to happen to him.
418
00:19:06,231 --> 00:19:08,088
I have like maybe two
years left with him,
419
00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:09,290
and I need to make them count.
420
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:11,867
So please, Nate, let's go home.
421
00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:13,390
Come on.
422
00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:22,235
I love you both.
423
00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:24,305
- Honey, she's not here.
- I got to check.
424
00:19:25,574 --> 00:19:27,040
- Okay, they're good.
- Nate! No!
425
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,324
What are you doing? She's not here!
426
00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:31,828
Nate! Come back!
427
00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:03,817
_
428
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:07,797
_
429
00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:19,550
Hey, guys, just checking in from Rome.
430
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,029
You know, being weird.
Not doing what the Romans do.
431
00:20:22,031 --> 00:20:24,365
Just going for a paddle in New Zealand.
432
00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:25,824
Hut-hut! Hut-hut!
433
00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:30,238
This is my 18th and final
video from Egypt. As expected..
434
00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:33,106
Hey, mate, you said
you were gonna help us row.
435
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,575
Oh, sorry, mate.
436
00:20:34,577 --> 00:20:36,109
I'm just exhausted, you know, mentally.
437
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:37,578
Been looking for my
daughter for over a year.
438
00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:39,246
You know, you wouldn't
believe how hard it is
439
00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:41,715
to find one person on this tiny globe.
440
00:20:41,717 --> 00:20:43,646
You know, it's like finding
a needle in a haystack.
441
00:20:43,919 --> 00:20:45,586
Or more like a corn dog in Egypt.
442
00:20:46,134 --> 00:20:47,588
Is that a Maori phrase?
443
00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:49,256
I like that. I'm gonna use that.
444
00:20:49,258 --> 00:20:52,259
No, man, I'm saying she's
eating a corn dog in Egypt.
445
00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:53,530
That's weird.
446
00:20:54,063 --> 00:20:55,624
That is weird.
447
00:20:56,157 --> 00:20:57,888
There's no corn dogs in Egypt.
448
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,859
There's no corn dogs in Egypt!
449
00:21:00,269 --> 00:21:02,469
This is my 18th and final video.
450
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,071
That's just par for the course.
451
00:21:04,073 --> 00:21:06,540
She's eating a corn dog
in Egypt. That's weird.
452
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:08,275
Hut-hut! Hut-hut!
453
00:21:08,277 --> 00:21:09,343
Putt-putt.
454
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:16,483
Guys, it's putt-putt!
455
00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:17,951
She went to putt-putt!
456
00:21:17,953 --> 00:21:19,609
This is in Syracuse!
457
00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:20,821
She didn't go anywhere!
458
00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:22,546
I used to take her here all the time!
459
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,936
I'd be so mad at myself
for being such an idiot
460
00:21:24,937 --> 00:21:26,225
and not realizing this
461
00:21:27,408 --> 00:21:29,363
but I'm so happy right now.
462
00:21:32,235 --> 00:21:33,743
You're a very wise culture.
463
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:35,266
Cheer up, buddy.
464
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:37,376
- Te waka.- "Te waka" means "canoe."
465
00:21:37,506 --> 00:21:38,705
Te waka!
466
00:21:38,707 --> 00:21:41,019
Oh, hell!
You should probably stay in it!
467
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,796
'Cause that's a long swim, bro!
468
00:21:50,725 --> 00:21:53,240
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