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This jade imperial seal was stolen from thief ghost by kung

to present to the city master

there is also a rumour amongst the kung-fu world

that imperial agent dragon 9 is searching for him

good

then l will make a gift of this seal and return it to its owner

we only see our three dumb brothers in tianshan

lt is boring us to death

the smell of snow just fallen is really good

oh really?

oh, yes!

smells quite good

that's enough. you won't be able to smell of a man anyway

big sister, who are you laughing at?

Among the four of us, you flirt the most

when you see young masters on the street

you just stare without blinking your eyes

who said it?

l just want to meet more friends

don't be shy!

we are normal girls

lt's just normal to want to meet our Prince Charming

what's so funny?

that's right! Ziqing is most frank!

ok

My second sister, of all the masters, who do you want to meet most?

simon the snow blower

simon the snow blower?

the one who kills and spills no drop of blood

l heard he is very difficult to approach

No. l would say he is very dangerous

so l've heard too there are lots of legends about him

they say he is the god of swords, a unification of man and sword

l am very curious and want to know if he is really that dangerous

that's better, so he doesn't practice the book of the sunflower

what does that mean?

you really don't know?

do tell me quick

the book of the sunflower...

ok, l'll tell you alone

that's enough, you bitch, don't talk nonsense

lt's true!

Master!

of the seven sons of tianshan, l've only brought the four of you down

My aim is to preserve justice and arrest thief ghost

l have heard that the biggest suspect is coming uphill

who is this suspect?

dragon 9

He has a dual status He is the thief ghost

go get ready

yes, Master!

l never thought...

...there'd be such a refined tea-house in such wilderness

great

waiter! Coming!

sir, what would you like to drink?

the ''daughter Red'', as red as your cheeks, you have it?

of course!

good! you look fecund

good!

Pardon me, my hand slipped

good wine!

oh, who would have thought you have put poison in the wine!

l am Lin yunhe of the tianshan Clan

today l am going to do justice and capture the thief ghost

l am not the thief ghost! you wronged me...

Four sons, go ahead! yes!

Hold it!

you Lin yunhe are the real thief ghost

you use your status as leader of the tianshan Clan to hide your crime

you leave your big bum pupils alone!

Cut the bullshit! go ahead!

oh...shit!

wow! big bum. l like it!

kill him! yes!

you can bear children but not kill...

go!

what a big snow ball, l need girl but not ball

Master!

go away!

why don't you come tomorrow?

l have long wanted to test your sword skills

Live or die?

big!

Live

Master...

sister!

you use your disciples as your shield! How despicable!

sister...

Hey! don't just keep courting women!

l want to fly!

where do you want to fly?

where can you fly?

what are you shouting?

l am going with you!

lt's not that easy!

l can get everything

Even the Monkey king

l like your rudeness

Hey, here comes another adulterer, you!

you always take advantage of me with your words

lf you are smart enough, marry me

why should l marry you?

lt's better to go to the corner at the wall and do a little caressing

Come along! Come!

what's wrong? Last time you said l was great

l am not going to play with you!

the minister is afraid you might take the blame and not finish the mission

Have l ever failed in my missions?

where is he?

He is waiting for you with dragon 6 and dragon 7

l will go in and find them, then come back to you

l have only been away for a while and you look awful!

How can l kiss with you as your teeth are dirty

we are getting short of people

lt is in critical moments that we realize the more people the better

l really miss dragon Fat (8)

too bad, he has now become the god of the foods

lf you miss him so much, l let you see him

''Fat Choy''!

we have three out of four

we almost died without you here to fill the place. ''Red sword''!

l win!

lt's ''thirteen odds''!

lmperial Agent! lt's only a beautiful name. we can't really live on the salary

lf you don't help me a bit, l'll be broke

you even win the ''thirteen odds'', aren't you afraid of being denounced by god!

you will lose your good luck one day

l just got rid of the thief ghost, do l have to be scared of losing my luck

Minister, be careful of what you play

lf you let him win, l have to pay too

you are his left player and you don't watch him out

you are also to be blamed!

what's this?

this is a western telescope

best used to peek on others

Let me have a look okay

lt really works!

this invention was left here by the ltalian Marco Polo

you can even use it to zoom Can we have wide angle?

you try it

Can you see any woman in the bath?

yes! l see one, it's your mom!

shit!

lt's really a woman!

Here's the mouth, big eyes...

what are you peeking? want to die?

so it's the loose-tongued on a close look and Princess Phoenix

with three mouths on a far look

so it's four eyebrows on a far look

and a dumb face on a close look!

why don't the four of you engage in some self-criticism?

Playing mahjong during office hours you want me to inform the emperor?

then...

your highness Princess Phoenix Please mind your tongue...

No, l mean please be lenient to us in what you say

ok, give this to me then

No... give it to me!

No...

she is being destructive again

she has broken the telescope

Princess Phoenix, l heard that you are practicing on Mount Holy girl

How come today...

Me! My master said that l have learned all her martial arts already

so l come back

so there would be chaos in the palace from now on

dragon 9, you making fun of me?

l wasn't talking about you

lt's...him only

dragon 7, any new inventions lately?

yes, your Highness!

we have just set up a creative group

we just have a new invention, the flying kite

dragon 9 has tried it, it's quite good

depends on who sits on it

we have a great creative group

Members include they are, dragon 1 , dragon 2...

dragon 3 and dragon 4

And l am the convener

so these are the four world-famous dragon 1 to 4

who use to scare the hell out of the bad guys

that's right

but who knows what sacrifices we have to make in this business!

Look at him once brilliant and handsome...

and now, all that is left is a pair of silent eyes

nothing more!

Look at dragon 2, seems to be strong and reliable

but then, he is only a limp

l don't need to explain about the third one

Poor broken arm!

And the fourth is...

He...

He can't be dragon 4?

He used to be 1 80cm tall and weighed 200odd catties

l was beaten and had internal wounds l have shrunken to this size

there's still the fifth! He's disappeared for one year

we put in a lot of ads looking for him

From central to local, searched everywhere

but still no sign of him

that's why all the complicated cases are now handled by me alone

dragon 9! Have you forgotten this ''great Umbrella''

that has been with you through life and death?

Princess, this is the latest product

''great Umbrella''! there's two buttons here!

don't push!

l told you not to do that

the great Umbrella has 82 uses

the gun is only one of them

Really?

Let me try this button

Hey! No!

the second function of the great Umbrella is

to shoot out 49 pins in the shortest time

this function is named the ''Fairy Maiden's spike shower''

l like this one!

so what if you like it this was made specially for me

give it back!

l want it

give it back!

l want it! give it back!

give me! l want it!

don't fright for that

don't do that, it's messed up

Hand off

she is princess you'll be damned if you hurt her

No, don't

Minister, there are a lot of invaders in the square

who have the guts to step in here!

l'll go and have a look

who's there?

what a nice ''Hovering Heavenly Fairy'' stance

you are really learned

you must be dragon 9 with four eyebrows

there's no one except white Cloud City Master Cool-son yeh

who can strike such a powerful stance in the kung-fu world

Cool-son yeh?

Royal Uncle Pingnan, it's me, Phoenix!

so you've grown up, you know how to address people now

Everyone grows up

one can't always be a kid

ln my heart, you will always be a small girl

yes, she's not even weaned

Uncle Pingnan, what are you doing here?

l'm here for two matters

the first is already written on the wall

Heavenly Cool son, like a fairy swordsman

Fifteenth the first month, moon shines like the sun

we fight just this once, atop the City Forbidden

l don't get it

ls simon the snow blower your friend?

of course not He is my very very very good friend!

Please pass on these six phrases to him

lf anyone of you here is a friend of simon the snow blower

l welcome you to pass on my message

lf you want to fight in the palace, it's difficult to explain to the Emperor

simon the snow blower and me are regarded...

as ''god of sword'' and ''sword saint''

such a sacred fight must be fought in the noblest place

l think it is a bit difficult

tell your friend not to be late

Cool-son yeh, you said you are here for two matters?

what's the other one?

the thief ghost stole the Jade lmperial seal from the Emperor

lt's now with me

and l want to return it to the owner

l heard that your ''buddha's Pointer''

Can catch any weapon in the world

you think you can catch this?

thank you!

that's really an ace

your Majesty

this Jade lmperial seal has been returned by Master of Pingnan

the imperial seal passed down by ancestors, lost and found

Congratulations!

Uncle Pingnan is highly skilled in martial arts

and he is also loyal to me

l am thinking what l should give him in return

brother, why don't you ask him to come to the palace to teach me martial arts?

lf you call that a gift it's worse...

then asking him to kneel on glass as a penalty

How dare you be so rude to me in front of my brother!

l don't dare

the Powerful Four are all gathered here today

you must have something to tell me

ls that right, Manager Liu?

you are so wise, your Majesty!

your Majesty, Master of Pingnan Cool-soon yeh...

has send a letter inviting simon the snow blower

to have a fight with him on the 1 5th January on top of the Forbidden City

Just up above?

this could be fun!

your Majesty, this is outrageous

who cares if he is Master of Pingnan or the best swordman

this cannot be allowed!

A fight between two great masters, it's a rare occasion

lf l stop it, it will disappoint everyone

so your Majesty want to print some tickets to earn some money?

Jin guangda, with the men you have

how many can you let into the palace?

with the number of men in the palace, only eight

okay then

l will issue eight gold medals with a special sign

whoever holds this medal can enter the palace

but there're millions of great masters in the kung-fu world

and only eight medals

who is to decide to whom these medals are to be given?

you!

Hey! you...

dragon 9! tell me

who is going to win between simon the snow blower and Cool-son yeh?

tell me! don't go!

tell me, please...

Hey! don't go!

l am an lmperial Agent, l am famous

lf you pull me on a big street...

and l fall down in the new year, what face do l have?

then why don't you just tell me who is going to win?

tell me!

you tell me!

l'm asking you, tell me quick!

one is my good friend

one is a senior in the kung-fu world l admire...

lt must be Royal Uncle Pingnan

why?

He's cool! He has personality

l believe there is no one who can beat...

...his ''Hovering Heavenly Fairy'' stance

don't go! you still not answer me

you're bad! you're so shameless!

Please tell me who will win!

lf you follow me

l will deal with you here!

oh! dare you to bully me?

How can you do that?

you are the princess, how dare l bully you?

you have also learned all the kung-fu, l can't fight you then

How about that? grab two eunuchs and use a candle to burn their ass

that could be fun!

l don't want to play that!

you tell me who is going to win first?

Cool-son or simon?

l have important things to do?

l'll answer you when l come back, okay?

okay. Let's go

don't follow me! Hey!...

you are so irritating! Please

l've been busy!

l know you are busy, so l dare not find you

l only miss you everyday

Actually, l have written a letter

Let me see

No. l am afraid you will look down on me

l will only be touched

How about that...you read it out to me

No...

lf you say no, l'll never miss you

okay, but you mustn't laugh at me

brother 9, haven't seen you for days, l miss you very much

you know

l'm not a scholar

so l don't know what to say

Am l a fool?

l just wish you would come to see me soon

Lastly, l wish you all the best luck and longevity

that's it

this is the most touching love letter l have ever read

Really?

you take it?

total charge 50 taels

50 taels?

you give to me?

we have played this two times already

Last time l cried severely, this time there's only two drops of tears

shall we play something new and more exciting?

what shall we play then?

l heard there is a mouth trick spreading around among the people

seems to be great fun

lt's called...

what's that?

lt's called ''lce Fire'', you understand?

you are bad!

No, we'll play another!

okay, we won't play ''lce Fire''

we'll play crossed pair cards, or zigzag arrows...

you bad boy! you play with someone else!

disgusting!

what's this thing?

lt's so long?

you hurt my skin, but you still haven't touched my flesh

so if you think this is not new, we'll play some brain games

don't you know l am the lmperial Agent?

l've solved numerous mysterious, l'm called the god of Logic

you play these games with me?

okay, l'll play with you Ask me a question

okay, l test you

A woman has two limbs for the arm and two limbs for the legs,

that's four limbs

so how many limbs do men have?

of course they have five limbs

so when you add a man and a woman, how many limbs are there?

when they are making love?

yes

they should have...

Nine limbs?

Not exactly

Eight?

No, not eight Nine is not correct either

the correct answer is...

...eight and then nine, eight and nine...

Eight limbs and nine limbs?

Eight limbs and nine limbs...

but the one l have been used to is...

...eight-and-a-half and eight, eight-and-a-half...

what's the matter?

there are a lot of people outside looking for Master dragon

doesn't seem to have come with good intentions!

okay!

l have to go out

Hey! you will expose your spots

what's wrong with exposing myself,

it's only if you expose that we have to charge extra

l'm not going out!

Let's study this...

...seven limbs is good, so is eight limbs, nine limbs...

Come out! Come out...

don't be so nervous. Relax...

l'm not here to check your license or to close your business

l come here as a hooker, just like all of you

l'm a consumer

l'm here to take a bath with her

l pay full price

Moustache gold, you bastard! you expose my status?

Right! l am an lmperial Agent

And Moustache gold, he is a triad leader of the capital

we used to mind our own business, but...

we are good adopted brothers!

He's also my adulterous brother

good brother!

good adulterer!

lt's only because you court her that l have not protested!

Master gold!

Hey, it's just a brothel, do you need to be so heavily armed?

Right, l've come here for you

who are you? you look a stranger

l am the one who is good at drinking, gambling, and whoring...

Cut it off!

you are lmmoral wu, the one with everything

but a moral character

Coming!

you placing a bet with him?

yes, we are betting on all we have

l buy that our good friend simon the snow blower will win

and he is buying for Cool-son yeh

this time l can't help you

simon the snow blower is invincible How can he lose?

He may be before l met Cool-son yeh

when l saw his ''Hovering Heavenly Fairy'' stance...

was it powerful?

Very powerful

Really very powerful?

Very powerful indeed!

then, l must...

you are a gentleman, you said it before so many witnesses

you can't go back on your words now

you won't know before the duel!

we are good friends of simon the snow blower

No matter what the chances are, we still support him!

simon work hard! simon work hard!...

simon Qing work hard! simon Qing work hard!...

where do you find a simon Qing? lt's simon!

simon work hard!

simon work hard, simon work hard, simon...

dragon 9, l haven't finished

Actually, l've come to look for you...

damn you!

you go to a brothel for prostitutes, why do you look for me?

l want to buy a medal from you!

you know about it?

the lmperial guards asked you to issue the eight gold medals

so they can enter the palace to watch the duel

the whole kung-fu world knows about it

Everyone knows?

these are matters of the rivers and lakes and the paparazzi are interested?

there'll be no secrets in the kung-fu world from now on

l am placing such a large bet with Moustache gold

of course l am qualified to watch...

who said you are qualified?

lt's not up to you. lt's my decision!

so are you selling?

How much?

ten thousand taels

ten thousand taels

you go around the corner and say it 499 times more! ten thousand taels...

Listen everyone, pay attention

Cool-son yeh is meeting the three tang brothers to negotiate

at Chun Hua House

Let's go and watch, shall we?

great!

Let's go!

Have they started fighting?

Little master, tell me

why are you all so cool?

don't you see? one main character is still missing

Haven't seen

what a coincidence!

you are so late, l thought you wouldn't come

why?

give way!

ln a while Uncle Pingnan will use the stance ''Hovering Heavenly Fairy''

And stab tang Fei and tang Ao in one blow. How impressive

No wonder, no one sits on the seats around tang Fei and tang Ao

l was surprised. Let's go over

sit down, drink some tea and wait for Cool-son yeh

the tangs in sichuan are famous for their poison

that's why no one dares go near

those two guys are sweating on such a cool day

dragon 9, don't you sell me the medal?

get off!

this lady must have something

l wish we can find simon the snow blower as soon as possible

we must take revenge ourselves

and not let him die in Cool-son yeh's hands

Cool-son yeh!

Every time Cool-son yeh appears he has to make a fuss

He must spend a lot of money on the girls

so you are tang Fei

Cool-son yeh, l will take revenge for my big brother tang Ling today

the sichuan tangs have four famous brothers

l killed tang Ling

there's you two, where's tang yong?

you let him look for you everywhere!

Cool-son yeh, either you die...

...or l die today!

you deserve?

l have brought the greatest Hidden weapon of the tangs,

the ''Net above snares below'' Pin

what's that?

there are altogether 1 99 pins

when we throw them out, not even a mosquito can escape within 30 feet

Friends, this matter only concerns me and Cool-son yeh

others please give way

None of my business

l'd advise you not to fight

we sichuan tangs' poisoned hidden weapons are scared

by everyone in the kung-fu world

l'm not scared, l just want to tell you

once l pull out my sword, it will shed blood

don't regret it

you're really not scared?

How can a bit of dust be poison?

oh, Cool-son yeh, you are god, god of sword

oh my god!

How can he finish off Chun Hua House with one blow?

our bet has been concluded

you can't back off!

brother!

l said it, don't force me to fight

wait for me!

there's something wrong?

what is it? the problem is...

...l don't know what's wrong

Come out!

Come out

Hi, you were great!

you're hurt? Are you okay?

lf you can keep the secret

l won't kill you

lf you ask me not to tell of course l won't

l don't know anything

Are you alright?

Hey, come over here

Are you okay?

you better leave, this place is too dangerous

Remember, you promised you would not tell others

that l am hurt

otherwise, l will be chased...

l can find the tianshan snow Lotus

it can cure all kinds of poison, how about l bring some back to you?

you must keep it well

sorry, but...

you are in hiding, how can l find you?

Leaf?

l'll come see you when l hear this sound

this can make sound? A leaf can make a sound?

Let me try it

try again

you have to be gentle

Let me!

l know!

ls that right? Right!

Cool-son yeh, l will find the tianshan snow Lotus to cure you

so you can fight simon the snow blower in good condition

wait for me!

did you awaken?

you have lost your consaiousness for ten days

you want to kill me, no need to hurry

why did you save me?

duty

do you know this is worse than death for me?

though my master killed my three sisters

still he has brought me up

what has that got to do with me?

why am l the only one left alive?

And l am at the house of my enemy, what would people say?

Naive

to prove my innocence...

today is New year's day

this cake is famous in our simon House

lt's called the wife Cake

Come to buy fish, it will make a fortune

you give red packets to everyone?

lt's the new year, they only have to say Happy New year

l give them red packets...

How much is in each packet?

lt's 1 00 taels in each packet

1 00 taels! you don't even know them?

l will lose all my fortune to that bastard anyway...

lt's the New year

lt's lmmoral wu

l'll spend whatever l can

so you are saying that our simon the snow blower is bound to lose?

Haven't you seen Cool-son yeh at Chun Hua House?

you really believe someone can be quicker than him?

think about it! l really regret it

what's wrong?

Right, Cool-son yeh's ''Hovering Heavenly Fairy'' is powerful

but...l really think there is something wrong

what's wrong? l don't know, we'll find out in the end

but your friend simon the snow blower, you think he would come?

lf he doesn't show up, then the duel can't continue

then l don't have to lose my fortune, that's good!

Have you been listening?

two bastards are on my way!

Hey! so it's you!

Come, Happy New year! Here's a red packet...

dragon 9, your good friend simon the snow blower

He's going to show up today?

why do you ask the same question?

you conspired with him?

you don't belong to our group, who are you?

they are two of the sons of the ''seven tianshan sons''

the one who keeps talking is yen Zizhun

and the dumb one is Xiao Zichong

you and simon the snow blower killed my master

we brothers are going to get even with you today

you can't say that one has to bear his own consequences

your master is a serious criminal and l am an lmperial Agent

of course l have to arrest him

what's wrong if l hit him when he resists?

My master is definitely not the thief ghost, he was wronged

Hey, your sister ye Ziqing is still alive, go ask her

About how he killed her three sisters

bullshit!

simon the snow blower killed our three sisters

ye Ziqing is licentious,

she survived and has an affair with simon the snow blower

lf l see them, l'll kill them too!

keep your words here, if he hears you

then...

then what?

then, he only needs to touch their heads gently

and they will explode

bullshit!

simon the snow blower is not here today

dragon 9, you die first!

Come!

Come!

that's the ''telepathic Microsteps'' and ''buddha's Pointer''. Powerful!

l'm really worried about my fingers

l deal with a lot of novices like you

lf l am not careful and break one of my fingers, that's real trouble!

you two are creating trouble, inviting death!

How do you want to deal with them?

they are just acting on impulse Forget it

brother!

brother!...

killing and spilling no drop of blood, that's marvelous!

simon the snow blower!

you have evidence? don't rattle on!

brother, look!

what's up?

don't move!

Look behind you! My brothers!

l know, this is the lmperial Manager, Eunuch Liu

And he is Hawk brother six

My younger brother is the best apprentice of Mr. skilful

He can make clay dolls of anyone he has seen

that means, it is these three clay dolls that killed him

but Manager Liu is not that powerful

who is it?

Hawk brother six is worse, he only knows how to gamble

so the real murderer is this one

but his face is blurred and can't be recognized

there's no way to guess

what's the matter?

killing and spilling no drop of blood, is he really simon?

Must be him

Manager Liu, l asked you to fetch the tianshan snow Lotus, have you got it?

then get it now

yes

sister, who are you giving this tianshan snow Lotus to?

this tianshan snow Lotus is very precious, l want it for myself

l heard it is good for the eyes

the skin, and for general health...

lt's death penalty for cheating the king

Phoenix knows

tianshan snow Lotus' main function is to cure poison

l don't care whom you give it to

Anyway, it's good that use it to save and not to injure

thank you, brother

l knew you are an understanding and good emperor

you are eccentric, full of tricks

tell me, have you found your lover?

of course not!

Really no?

No

you know

you are of royal blood like me

you don't have the right to choose the one you love

ln the eyes of the common people, they envy us

but then l envy them more because they have the freedom to love

you speak my mind

you must have found a lover

who is he? tell me!

l said no

No? Are you telling me or not?

No... tell me, yes or no?

No! l'll mar your face!

this is Master ball

He will take us to Hawk brother six

so you are the famous lmperial Agent dragon 9

you are so handsome! l like you!

brother 9.9.

why are all eunuchs like this?

bear with him, treat him as your girlfriend

you are so handsome, you are bound to be courted

the palace is like a maze

why don't you get lost and go to my room

wouldn't that be nice?

lf l am so unlucky to go to your room

l'll hit your head in one blow

you are bad

Normally, the eunuchs in the palace and the guards can't go around

so Hawk brother six has found a place where no one know

And set up a gambling house there

the eunuchs and guards

treat it as a club

He is so popular, does he know how to serve the eunuchs' asses?

Place your bet!

Hold it...

three sixes. l get all!

l am glad l was late

you are dragon 9, right?

what's the matter?

well, l know you are a practical person

lf l want a deal, l have to gamble with you, right?

How do you want to gamble?

Up to you, if you win

these 5,000 taels are yours

what if l lose?

lf you lose, l don't want money

l just want to know...

...who this clay doll really is?

How come you have this clay doll?

lt's with you...

these three clay dolls are found on the body of shi Zilun

He must have found out something he should not know

and had himself killed

okay, l take your bet

we'll play dice, whoever gets the greater number wins

okay

Have you thought carefully

do you know his other name?

l know what?

He is the ''dice devil''

that's right, everyone calls me the dice devil

l have never lost

Come on

All 1 8 dice are ''6'', that makes 1 08

l'm finished. your turn

okay

so you take that as shaken?

yes, and l have won too

that's one point greater

one point greater!

that's not shaking the dice!

you haven't said l can't shake it that way!

you...

what about me?

you have so many ''fans'' here supporting you, be a gentleman

okay, dragon 9, you are smart!

Everyone knows that

so can you tell me who this clay doll is now?

l never thought our meeting would be overheard

He is...

be careful!

He's dead! stop fooling around!

He's killed to keep his mouth shut

He must be a great kung-fu master and very wicked too

of the three dolls, one is dead, one is unknown

the only one left is Manager Liu

wait...

where are you going in such a hurry?

Manager Liu is dead! we are going to his funeral

Cool-son yeh, where are you?

you must take care yourself, don't be killed

why are you sighing?

why are you here?

there are two persons dead in the palace

Everything is a mess, so l am here

How's your injury?

this is the tianshan snow Lotus, eat it

l'll recover as soon as possible for you

then, l can get ready soon and win!

l know you will win

thank you

does the emperor know about the duel?

He knows, and he knows you will win too

one of us would lose

lt's not who wins that is important

this duel has become too important

lf we don't finish it, l'm afraid it won't happen again

l'm sure you'll win!

what's the matter with you?

Nothing

Cool-son yeh, whether you live or die

win or lose

l'll be by your side

why do you treat me like this?

when l am blocking the sun for you?

where's Cool-son yeh?

Cool-son yeh?

was he around?

you weren't having a ''wild game'' with him here last night?

stop blabbing here!

ls Cool-son yeh really injured?

top secret!

lf you don't want to tell, l dare not ask

l just want to remind you

Remind me of what?

Mastering the sword is a very lonely business

to be an invincible swordsmen

you have bear loneliness which no normal person can bear

As his woman, it is more difficult to describe the pressure she has to suffer

this is all so hard to understand

lf you fall in love with an invincible swordsman,

you've to share his loneliness

and also suffer the torment of losing him at any time

lt's not easy

lt's funny to see you talking to me so seriously

okay, l am going to investigate now, interested?

lnvestigate what?

shi Zilun truly is my closest disciple

He has learned 70%% of my skills

Mr. skilful, can you return this clay doll?

l am his master, what do you think?

No one has ever been so rude to Mr. skilful

give me an hour

l guarantee l can return this clay doll

soon we will find out who killed shi Zilun

the murderer is so eager to shut his mouth

there must be a great plot behind this

you call this logic?

why are you still here?

waiting for you

How can l work with you watching?

go out for a walk

and come back in an hour!

Let's go

we have a whole hour

what shall we do? Anything you want to do?

who has anything to do with you?

lt's so romantic to walk with you in the sunset

l really will excrete and throw up

l walk with you because l think highly of you, don't think you are

lf only you were Jade

she is so understanding, really

l know, no matter what l do, you won't treat me as a girl

you are a girl

you are the sister of the emperor, Princess Phoenix

who dares make friends with you?

what difference does a princess make?

A princess can also fall in love!

A princess can also love and be loved

so you have fallen in love with that...

lf you keep rattling on, l'll kill you!

white Cloud City Master is so prestigious

and is a relative of the Royal Family

l am only concerned about him

Have you ever thought the murderer might be the white Cloud City Master himself?

that's impossible

l think the third clay doll may be simon the snow blower

How come?

because be seems so uncertain

may be it's true?

simon the snow blower being the bad guy...

How funny!

see! l said simon the snow blower is bad

where's Mr. skilful?

Right here!

killing and spilling no drop of blood...

who else can it be but simon the snow blower?

lt's impossible!

Nothing is impossible!

simon the snow blower must still be around

lf he fights with you

you think you can win him?

He won't fight with me

that's right, he will use worse methods to deal with you

l had a little donkey, l never rode it

does this bring your...

...childhood memories back?

yes! l am searching for the feeling of childhood

but...

from my chest to my pelvis, it's all broken

give me a break, please

okay, l spare you

what bloody place is here?

you cowards!

you use dirty tricks to hide us here

lf you have the guts you come down

and fight with dragon 9 alone!

sure! Have the guts to come down!

Noble persons don't do sneaky things, l dare you to come down to fight me!

Come down!

didn't you say that your ''telepathic Microsteps'' is the best on the earth?

go! go ahead!

okay, come on, one, two...

why didn't it work?

Let's try again. one, two...

why can't we fly up?

l forgot to tell you, the ''telepathic Microsteps'' is not for facile leaping

lt's just used to avoid weapons to run away

you are always bluffing!

but there is a method which works

then use it! Quick!

Help! Help...

that's your solution?

that's not bad. you don't have to practise and it costs nothing

Help! Help! Help...

don't play with my things!

wow, this is a great umbrella!

when l go back, l will ask dragon 7 to make me one

give me!

kill you...

don't cry, that's okay

don't cry, it's only a small scorpion

see, l am not afraid, why should you be?

be good, stop crying

l hate little animals, they make me sick

this scorpion is very good for health

lt smells so good, want to taste it?

don't do it, l'll beat you!

okay...

be a good boy

lt's bad!

Push hard!

trading places!

Help! Help...

l never imagined that l, dragon 9 the hero

would be beaten by these traps!

what?

you're useless!

lt's all your fault!

lf you're not careless, we would not trap here

dragon 9

simon, is that you?

simon? who is it?

lf you are my friend, just go

No, l have lots of questions for you

why don't you answer me?

you shouldn't stay here for long

why don't you help him?

He doesn't need help on these trivial matters

you don't think he only knows how to ''blow snow'' do you?

lt's delicious, good taste...thank you

No wonder no one knows you are in the capital

the city is the best place to hide

our cake shop has a hundred years history in this capital

one hundred years!

No wonder it's so delicious, what's it called?

this is the wife Cake l like it very much too

Let's order more take away, l want more cakes!

lt's really delicious!

Come eat quickly!

Mind your manners when you eat

you are a princess!

l am hungry!

l follow you in your investigations and almost got myself killed

And now you start lecturing me when l eat, what's wrong?

go eat then

you're suspicious about me?

Are you full?

so you have decided to go for the duel with Cool-son yeh...

at the summit of the Forbidden City?

yes

do you know that big outside bets have been placed?

May be that's...

the reason why someone wants to cast the blame on you

He must be a great master

He has killed Hawk brother six, Manager Liu...

and Mr. skilful in my presence to shut their mouths

there must be a big plot behind all this

but what are they doing? l really don't know

Are the people placing their bets on me...

or Cool-son yeh?

you

Moustache gold has regretted placing his bet on me?

you can think l am lying!

l would bet on you even if l have to pledge my underwear, you better win

the cake...

...tastes good!

what're you doing?

Russain soup

try some yes

l heard he is very cool and very cold-blooded

you believe that?

Not really, l think he can is very gentle and considerate

l heard he only has feelings for his sword

and nothing else

Not really, l think he is very passionate

but l heard he killed your master!

l heard that Princess Phoenix is a nosy body

l didn't believe it then, but now l tend to agree

okay, l was just over curious that's all

we are both girls, l just want to know

How you can make a cool man become gentle

you are a princess, don't you have a lot of love...

and care from others?

Everyone envies me for being born in the royal family

but in fact, l feel lonely and pathetic

you have not been loved before?

l don't know

then have you ever truly loved a person?

l don't know if that is love

because it is great happiness to love someone

and to be loved by someone

Eat your wife Cake

l think you want to marry too much you are getting crazy!

you are jealous

who cares

what's that?

Flying dove mail of our tianshan Clan

what's up?

lt's my two brothers yen Zizhun and Xiao zichong

Here's the foe that killed your master, why don't you take revenge?

l have found out that my master is truly the thief ghost

but then, he is still our master

and he raised us up for good sake

we disciples should take responsibility

l told you earlier

brother shi's death can't have anything to do with blow snow

you call him by his first name

so your relationship must have surpassed pure friendship, right?

l think the one who put poison on us and who killed Zilun are a team

they want to shut our mouths

but simon the snow blower can still cast blame on someone else

that's impossible

such a highly skilled swordsmen would not need to use poison

thank you

so you've kept your image even though you spend your time courting women

you ask him to come and you don't take revenge

what do you want?

we have a favour to ask from you two

tell me, l'll see what l can do

Please take good care of my sister

one more thing, Master dragon 9

l want two gold medals from you

wow, you say you want it

do you know how much it costs?

How much?

5 million taels for one!

but, if you really want it, just give me a small red packet

thanks

Unconcerned persons prohibited from entering palace

Am l unconcerned? l am Princess Phoenix!

l am sorry

l can't let anyone in without instructions from above

How dare you?

l tell you l am not in a good mood, l give you one more chance

Are you giving way or not?

but...

Princess, they are only following orders

Please don't make it difficult for them

l only want to find someone in there

what's wrong with that?

who do you want to find?

that's none of your business

of course

but if you want to find Cool-son yeh

then may be l can help

you know where's him?

l have secretly placed a bet

so l have a duty to protect them till the duel tonight

take me there yes

Cool-son yeh

lt's you?

you don't look too well, have you recovered?

l'm fine

l have seen simon the snow blower's skills

Although it is not as powerful as your ''Hovering Heavenly Fairy''

but his stances are very quick

and very forceful too

that's good

why?

lf he is not a good master

then it's meaningless for me to have the duel with him tonight

but you have not recovered yet

l'm okay, it's going to be fine

but...can't you refit a date?

No. No one...

...can back out from the fight today

Neither of us can change it

we must fight

Men are that strange

Honour is more important than life

so tonight we can die, but we cannot back out

why can't l know you before the duel?

whatever happens tonight, it does not matter

lf you are by my side

l have no regrets

Really?

No

No one has thought highly of me in my whole life

you know that l am the illegitimate child of Pingnan king

l have royal blood

but l can never be emperor

that's why l spend my whole life practicing my sword

so that l can be king in the art of sword

Either l become king or l become a bandit

you will win

thank you

Are you ready?

do you love me?

do you know that...

every girl wishes to hear her lover say it

you understand

you must come back, l will wait for you

No need to wait! lf you wish, you can come along. sister-in-law

who is your sister-in-law?

Just now you forgot your manners and embraced him

you must be my sister-in-law already

How about it?

tonight's going to be a grand event of the capital,

everyone's attention is drawn to it

the Powerful Four in the Palace only issued eight gold medals

l have given five to unimportant people...

...of the remaining three

lf you really want to go, l can give one to you

l'm not going

you don't want to go or you dare not watch?

l want to wait for him here

that's good, no one knows what will happen tonight

And there's another master in the palace who has not appeared

don't worry, l'll be back

Let's go

Hey, don't be so selfish

you've got one, l've got one too!

give me some time, l'll be back soon

Jade

All these years, l have not given you anything good

Each time when l am tired

you always know how to make me happy

tonight is an important occasion

Not just for simon the snow blower, even l am not sure if l can come back

so l want you to stay by my side

and take you to watch the duel

you are really willing to take a prostitute with you

and acknowledge me as your woman?

what about being a prostitute! l am not much better?

l used to be only an usher at the theatre

and learned some special martial arts

Come here, put this on

do l need to wear this?

lt's so ugly, l don't want it

you don't want it, or you don't want to wear it?

l'm not going

why?

because l want you to know...

there is a woman here waiting for you

you must come back!

okay, l promise, l'll be back!

this umbrella can do anything, but not stop the water!

what's wrong! this is murder!

you know, l hate women who pretend to...

...have manners!

l like you that way!

l love you!

gold medals on sale...1 00 tael for one

gold medals on sale...

terrific! l got the gold medal now!

How many medals did the Powerful Four give to you?

Eight, l give it to you...

and lmmoral wu, two sons of the tianshan Clan, Honest monk, Priest wood

the remaining two were left for Jade

and simon the snow blower's girl

but she didn't want it

do you know, everyone is saying

they have a gold medal and that...

...they can use it as a pass...

...to enter the palace to watch the duel of the century

lt's as exciting as going to a concert

don't worry, the eight gold medals were issued by Nie kung and the others

He can tell which ones are genuine

don't shout!...

you suspect my medal is faked?

do you know that l lmmoral wu, spent 5 million taels to buy it?

stay calm!

okay, here comes dragon 9

lf you don't believe me you ask him

whether my medal is real or faked

that's true, l have given out gold medals, but only six

l don't understand why so many people have a medal

dragon 9, my medal is real, right?

More real than your mom!

Look, what shall we do?

l don't know myself

don't push! Let me go in!

simon the snow blower...

this sword of mine is named ''the giant''

3 feet 8 inches long

Made with ice under the sea lt can cut the thinnest of hair

And has been fed with the blood of 1 78 famous swordsmen

Mine is 3 feet 9 inches, Made from iron of the western district

lt is not worse than yours

so is your heart at peace?

we'll fight next year!

tang Ao, give me the cure!

the poison in me has been passed on to you

you're dead!

l am not Cool-son yeh!

tang Fei...

No, you can't die! tang Fei!

then where is Cool-son yeh?

who are you?

who are you?

How dare you! l am the emperor

you dare to sneak into the palace and put on the king's robe

do you know your whole clan would be executed?

How dare you!

l am the real emperor

you have stolen my throne for years

lf you kneel down and beg me, l can spare you the death penalty

you...

you are too much!

your two majesties, please allow me to say something

Liu?

shouldn't you be dead?

there's a vampire grass out there

within 24 hours after a person is ''dead''

the body is stiff with no breath

lt's no different from being dead

guard!

your majesty

the guards are at taihe Palace watching the duel

Cool-son yeh?

that's right

but the real Cool-son yeh is here waiting to be emperor

so you two have conspired to rebel

we were linked by royal blood

l am much smarter than you

and my kung-fu is invincible

why did my father had to be sent to Pingnan for being an illegitimate child

and l even lost my title because l am an illegitimate child?

and have to my mother's last name

brother...

...you call that justice?

these rules have been set by the royal family, we just have to obey

lf l become emperor

l will improve the livelihood of the people and expand our boundary

our prosperity will surpass the tang and Han dynasty

And we will even be stronger than the times of genghis khan

think about that

And your death would be worthwhile

you think that if you kill me and take my throne, the people would obey you?

your majesty do not have to worry about this

l have been your servant since you were a child

l am familiar with every inch of your face

so l have made a mask bearing your face

when you die and the new emperor takes your throne

l am sure no one will recognize

one year later, l will meet with my brother Cool-son yeh in the west

l suddenly feel a calling from heaven

and become a monk, passing on my throne to Cool-son yeh

then the country will prosper and the civilians will adore me

great! so you have it well planned

Pull out your sword

why?

l don't kill anyone without a weapon

l have been appointed by heaven

lf you wish to act against the wishes of heaven, then just come along

l am willing to do it for you

you dare!

the lnvincible Umbrella!

lt can attract all hidden weapons on earth

weapon!

Just the two of you?

your majesty

do you know why l knew of your plan a long time ago?

because the jade imperial seal you returned

last time was too perfect

the real one has one of its corners broken

shi Zilun knew your conspiracy with Hawk brother six and Manager Liu

so you killed him

the third clay doll was actually you

Hawk brother six is really dead and his death is faked

you switched all attention to the duel at the summit of the Forbidden City

so the Powerful Four guards could not protect the emperor

then you sneak in to try and take over the throne

Cool-son yeh, you were acting with tang Fei at Chun Hua House

so you cheated me to believe

you are injured so l pity you, right?

too bad, heavens vengeance is slow but sure

tang yong did not know the truth

And killed his own brother

And the truth spilled out

Cool-son yeh...

you have cheated me and used me

guard!

yes!

Arrest Cool-son yeh and Liu tong!

yes!

Hold it! you think you can arrest me?

of course l can't do it alone, but there are 50,000 soldiers out there

and 800 lmperial guards...

you fight till tomorrow till you are totally exhausted,

and you die all the same

you were a nobleman, why choose to be a bandit?

the victor becomes a king and the loser a bandit

Now...

l have only one request

what is it?

Please let me have the duel with simon the snow blower

on the summit of the Forbidden City

lf l can't fight with him, l will regret it for the rest of my life

How dare you negotiate?

why not?

Uncle Pingnan, you are a nobleman

Although illegitimate, l always considered you a hero

l now allow you to have the duel with simon the snow blower

And whatever the result, you can commit suicide

what do you think?

thank you. your Majesty

Night of the full moon, summit of the Forbidden City

l hope you have a fair duel

l don't mind you

Cheating me or using me

l just want to know one thing

Have you ever really loved me?

yes

No lying?

No

Everything, has been as planned

but there was a little mistake

l fell in love with you

then do you wish me to be your wife?

l have said that...

...no matter you win or lose, live or die

l will be by your side

Leave me alone

Are you alright?

Cool-son yeh, how dare you!

whoever gets into the way?

go!

go away

l am in pain...

do you wish to be my wife?

of course, l do!

l love you

Cool-son yeh...

don't leave me alone, bring me along

don't worry, he'll be fine

give me a hug!

Are you alright?

Hey...don't say such things in public, it's nauseating

what does it matter? Can't l care for you?

Look at them, they are saying love words too!

l don't care...

l have waited so long my legs are weak

okay...we will go back and take a bath

you don't have to help me l will rub your back, how's that?

yes

l love you

Let's forget them

Let's go back and play eight-and-a-half limbs nine limbs

disgusting!

simon, come on!

Hey, jump up!

How can we don't have a New year sex in Lunar New year?