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Johnny: Moira! The water's ice cold!
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How long were you in here?!
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John, you know my ritual!
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Five to ten minutes
to let the water warm,
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there's the initial scrub,
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followed by the deep conditioner,
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which must set for 20 minutes,
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and finally, the double rinse cycle.
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Well, we can't be doing
that anymore, sweetheart!
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Our water bill is
going through the roof!
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Yes, painfully aware of our
budgetary constraints, John.
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I'm currently reading a
magazine from July, 1987.
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Where do you even find these?
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Alexis: So I just signed for this,
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so does that mean I get to keep it?
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- Also, what is it?
- Oh my God, it's here.
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- Give it some room, Alexis!
- Give what some room?
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What exactly are you getting
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shipped from "Harrod's of London?"
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Family, I'd like to you
to meet a dear friend
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whom I've yet to meet.
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Give a warm dobrodosli
to my red carpet gown
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for the "Crows" premiere.
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Moira, you didn't tell
me they'd set a date
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- for the premiere!
- Yes!
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I've been told
definitively it will happen,
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and I quote, "ideally
sometime this year."
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Okay, there must be some mistake here.
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This is valued at $3,700.
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What?! $3,700?
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What designer gave you
that kind of discount?
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Sadly, it's not custom
this time around, Alexis.
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Mommy had to shop off the rack.
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Fortunately, I discovered
something called
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- a "promo code."
- This is a reduced price?
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Yes. Discount couture,
do you believe it?
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I'm surprised she made
it through customs.
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I once passed off a mini
horse and three Guinea pigs
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as service animals, so
anything is possible.
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Perfect a spot of tea for the unveiling.
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I was actually just
boiling water for my bath.
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Does this mean I should
start thinking about my look
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for the premiere?
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TBD on the guest list, Alexis,
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but I love your enthusiasm.
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Box? Box.
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David: I'm so glad we're doing this.
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We never get to spend
quality time together.
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Also, I've been neglecting
my wellness journey,
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so the cherry blossoms opening
when we both have time off
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is really ticking a lot of boxes for me.
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Are you sure the cherry
blossoms are even open now?
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I mean, I thought that wasn't
for another couple weeks.
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Mm, no, no, I called
the botanical gardens,
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and had the girl send me a photo.
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I learned the hard way
from my last trip to Japan.
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Showed up, no cherry blossoms,
turned right back around,
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it was such a waste.
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Wow, that's a lot of pressure
to put on cherry blossoms.
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Well, why else would we
be driving to Elm Valley?
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Ooh!
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Why else would we be driving
to Elm Valley, Stevie?
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The only other reason
I can think of is that...
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Emir might be there.
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The hotel reviewer that...
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You had the dirty motel sex with?
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Well, when you put it that
way it sorta cheapens it,
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but yes, he might also be there,
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reviewing a hotel.
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But not the hotel that we're going to,
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because that would be
a crazy coincidence.
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Sorry, I knew you wouldn't come
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if you thought you were
gonna be a third wheel.
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Okay well, sucks for him,
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because I only booked
the private garden tour
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for two people.
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- Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
- Please don't.
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I don't think we're gonna go...
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- No!
- To the botanical gardens.
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Wow! So this is an abduction, then.
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I am a single woman
driving way out of town
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to meet a guy I don't know very well!
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Well...
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Once he shows up I'm
sure you can still go
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to the botanical gardens!
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I'm not going to the
botanical gardens by myself!
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What, am I gonna walk around,
and admire the cherry blossoms
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alone, like some pervert?!
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So if you're gonna meet this guy there,
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there where am I staying?
I don't do couches!
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I got you a separate room.
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A separate room, okay.
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So this has all been premeditated, then.
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You know what, I hope for your sake,
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that they have cherry
blossoms in prison.
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Hey Shannon, what's up?
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Ted's in his office, you
can just let yourself in.
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Yikes.
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Okay, thank you.
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Hey, I know you're really swamped today,
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so I brought you this.
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- You can thank me later.
- Oh!
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That's decaf, right?
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No, that detail
actually slipped my mind,
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so maybe I'll just take it.
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Oh, almost a sweet
gesture, Alexis, thank you.
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You know who's not sweet?
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Old Shan out there.
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Okay, first of all
Alexis, she's not old,
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we went to vet school together.
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And she's actually been
really helpful this week.
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To you.
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I'm just gonna say it,
Ted. Most people are a fan.
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So when someone's not,
it's usually on them.
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All right, fine, I, I
didn't wanna bring this up,
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because it is so not a thing.
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But well, when you and I were broken up,
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there was... one night
where Shannon and I...
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Oh my God! Ted!
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We hooked up.
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Yes you did, you little smooch monster!
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Well, we did a lot more than that.
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I'm sorry, should I be jealous?
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No! No, no, no, no, no. It
was just a one-time thing.
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- Oh, no.
- No, not "oh no,"
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No, I stopped it from going any further.
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Because I thought we were
just better off as friends.
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Beep, beep!
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Paging Dr. Casanova J. Heartbreaker.
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Anyway, that's probably
why she seems like
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she's a little unsure about
where she stands with you.
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Well, thank you for
telling me that, Ted.
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That makes so much more
sense than her not liking me.
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Well, I'm glad that
we could clear that up.
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Okay, well, I will
see you for lunch then,
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"Doctor".
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Yeah, it's funny because
I actually am a doctor.
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So am I...
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No, you're not. Just-just Ted.
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Roland: Hey, Johnny!
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Johnny! I have some good
news for you, my friend.
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Well, I could use some good news,
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I might have to take out
a mortgage on the dress
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- my wife just bought.
- Well, uh...
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you know that little hot
water problem you're having?
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Yeah?
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Well, I've come up with
the perfect excuse for you
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to buy yourself a brand
new hot water heater!
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Still waiting for the good news.
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Well, the good news
is that my friend Terry
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can replace the whole thing for you.
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- Replace it?
- Mhmm.
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Well, how much is that gonna cost?
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I did a little negotiating with Terry,
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and he says you can have it for $4,200.
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- $4200?!
- Right.
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Unless you want it installed.
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Well, of course I want
it installed, Roland!
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Okay, well, that's gonna be $5,500.
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Okay, you know what?
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I can't afford to throw
away money like that.
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Oh, come on, this coming from
the guy who was just bragging
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about taking out a mortgage
to pay for his wife's dress!
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- I wasn't bragging!
- Ohhh...
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Moira: Well, hello!
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Is it just me, or is there
a faint scent of honeysuckle
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in the air?
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Yeah, it might be Johnny's aftershave.
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I'm-I'm sorry, it is pungent.
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And John, I tried to hang up my gown,
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and thank God I caught it
before that silly curtain rod
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came crashing down!
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Don't worry about it,
we'll get you a new one.
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As soon we get uh, "El Tightwad" here
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to loosen up the purse strings.
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John, give this man a raise!
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And when dear, did our
room become so moist?
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I'm off to get a dehumidifier,
but I will see you at lunch.
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Oh, is that him?
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- No.
- Okay.
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- What about the person...
- David, I would tell you
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if I saw him!
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Also, that's rude!
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Okay, it's just that your
type is very inconsistent.
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What time was he supposed
to show up, anyway?
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Two hours ago.
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And we're sure this is the right hotel?
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He's not coming. I'm an idiot.
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Well, I guess the good thing
to come out of this abduction
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is that if anyone knows
how to crawl out from under
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an embarrassing romantic
failure, it's me.
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So I say we drop our bags,
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go straight to the botanical gardens,
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take in some cherry blossoms,
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then sleep it off, and
go home fresh tomorrow.
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What time was the tour again?
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Oh, David, I'm so sorry.
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If this wasn't so humiliating for you,
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I think I'd be in a
darker headspace right now,
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but since it is...
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the hotel bar has karaoke,
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I say we get several
rounds of polar bear shots,
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load up some Mariah,
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and I will spend the rest of the night
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pretending not to resent you.
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Okay.
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I'll get the first round.
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Oh, you'll be getting every round.
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Alexis: Oh my God, Shan! You still here?
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Have you not taken lunch?
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I've just been pretty busy.
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Ugh, same.
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Can I get a "hell yeah"
for two hard-working women
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in the 21st Century?
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Anyway, I think that we both know
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that things are a bit off between us,
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and I understand why.
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Ted told me all about your little...
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Mmm! Muah! Muah!
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And it's like... not a big deal.
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Okay.
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Alexis, that's-that's such a relief.
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And oh! Honestly, between us,
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it was just a drunken one-time thing,
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and I told him we'd be
better off as friends.
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Oh.
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Did you tell him that
after he told you that?
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Sorry?
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Ted: Alexis. Right on time.
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You're telling me, I was
just having a chat with Shan.
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Clearing the air about that little trip
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you two took to pound town.
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- Alexis!
- Whoa!
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Okay, let's remember this
is still a place of work.
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Look, I don't know about you, Shannon,
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but I am so glad we did this.
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Had I not talked to her,
I never would've found out
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that she called it off.
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- Maybe I will go for lunch.
- Well, just, um, one minute.
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Again, not that it matters,
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you know, but uh, the day after we...
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um, we were supposed to meet
up at the 5k for Feral Cats,
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and... I never followed up so.
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- Oh! Yeah, it totally doesn't matter.
- No.
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But I also never followed up.
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So when we saw each
other the next weekend
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at the opening of Bronwyn's
Exotic Animal Clinic,
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I assumed... you'd gotten the hint.
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Okay, well, that's what I assumed, so...
251
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Okay, not to interject, but I assumed
252
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that this would play out in
a much more interesting way.
253
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So for the sake of time,
254
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um, I'm just gonna go with
Shannon's version of things.
255
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Shannon, can we get you
anything while we're out?
256
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Uh, I'm not sure that we
actually quite finished
257
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- the conversation.
- Oh, it's okay, Ted.
258
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Because the important thing is,
259
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that Shannon and I had a breakthrough.
260
00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,821
Yeah, but I'm just not really
sure where we landed on...
261
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- Mhmm, yeah.
- On the whole...
262
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Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Okay.
263
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When it comes to water heater repairs,
264
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you don't need electrical
experience to check,
265
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or replace the heating elements.
266
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Great.
267
00:10:36,399 --> 00:10:38,067
The only thing you need to do...
268
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is make sure the power is off
before you perform any tests...
269
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Okay, where's the power switch?
270
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I need the power switch,
okay, hold on, hold on.
271
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- Find the circuit breaker...
- Power?
272
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I can't get to the circuit
breaker until-hold on!
273
00:10:49,013 --> 00:10:51,548
Slow... slow-hold on!
274
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Hold-st-stop!
275
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Rewind! How do you rewind?!
276
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Where's the manual?!
277
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Oh Johnny, there you are!
278
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I've been looking all over for you.
279
00:11:00,357 --> 00:11:02,325
Urgent question. Um...
280
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what's our policy on smoke breaks?
281
00:11:04,909 --> 00:11:07,005
- Who's taking a smoke break?
- I am.
282
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:08,932
- You don't smoke.
- Yeah, I know.
283
00:11:08,956 --> 00:11:11,091
And I don't think I should
be penalized for that.
284
00:11:11,663 --> 00:11:13,980
Roland, I'm kinda busy right
now with the water heater.
285
00:11:14,004 --> 00:11:15,538
Johnny, I don't think kicking
286
00:11:15,562 --> 00:11:17,297
that thing is really gonna help.
287
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LOL.
288
00:11:18,732 --> 00:11:20,952
Okay, I'm trying to
follow the video here,
289
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it says it's for beginners.
290
00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:24,347
Yeah well, I think you
got the right video there.
291
00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:26,393
But don't you think something
like that should be handled
292
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by professionals, Johnny?
Like, maybe... Terry?
293
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Roland, you know something?
294
00:11:31,187 --> 00:11:33,033
There's a lot going on
with the family right now,
295
00:11:33,057 --> 00:11:36,326
and if there's an economical
way for me to deal with this,
296
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without pumping more money into it,
297
00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:39,596
then that's what I'm gonna do!
298
00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:40,725
Johnny, let me tell you something.
299
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That is not the place to cut corners.
300
00:11:42,991 --> 00:11:45,149
Okay? What you need to do is re-examine
301
00:11:45,173 --> 00:11:47,046
your extravagant lifestyle.
302
00:11:47,071 --> 00:11:48,312
What are you talking about?
303
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:51,827
Well, not all of us can drive
around in an 8 cylinder car.
304
00:11:51,852 --> 00:11:55,381
It's a '78 Lincoln, and
it's all we could afford!
305
00:11:55,407 --> 00:11:57,445
- Right, '78. Vintage.
- Okay!
306
00:11:57,470 --> 00:11:59,375
Roland, do you mind
if I get back to work?!
307
00:11:59,399 --> 00:12:01,835
Yeah, no problem, I've got
to go on my smoke break.
308
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♪ As time goes on...
309
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Wow, for someone who can barely stand,
310
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she sounds good.
311
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:25,125
How are we feeling?
312
00:12:25,181 --> 00:12:28,256
All things considered,
I'm feeling better.
313
00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:30,248
Good. I'm gonna see if
they have more Mariah,
314
00:12:30,273 --> 00:12:32,106
the first three songs
were just a warm-up.
315
00:12:40,345 --> 00:12:42,440
Oh. Hi.
316
00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:44,142
I'm so sorry.
317
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,977
A student driver rear-ended
me on the way over here,
318
00:12:46,001 --> 00:12:47,745
it was a whole thing. He started crying.
319
00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:49,456
We had to exchange
insurance information.
320
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His mom was there.
321
00:12:51,158 --> 00:12:52,759
You couldn'tve called?
322
00:12:52,936 --> 00:12:54,403
I thought I was stood up.
323
00:12:54,427 --> 00:12:56,388
The student driver has
my phone, and I have his.
324
00:12:56,429 --> 00:12:57,931
We didn't give them back to each other
325
00:12:57,956 --> 00:12:59,274
after we exchanged info.
326
00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:01,091
So if you wanna know what's
on a 16 year old's smartphone,
327
00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:02,482
I could offer you that.
328
00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:03,994
No, thank you.
329
00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:05,785
Yeah, that's probably for the best.
330
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,431
Okay, good news, they have "Fantasy,"
331
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:11,375
which means that you get
to play Ol' Dirty Bastard.
332
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,504
Oh, are-are you here with someone?
333
00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:16,062
- Uh, no.
- Oh! Ohhh...
334
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,041
Oh um, no.
335
00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:19,899
We just ran into each other at the bar.
336
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,336
Um, long story short, I took
a pottery class with this one.
337
00:13:24,259 --> 00:13:25,815
Oh, uh, I'm Emir.
338
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,159
- Oh, Dane... a. Dana.
- Dana?
339
00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:31,421
Yeah, so I run-I run
the karaoke at the hotel.
340
00:13:31,446 --> 00:13:33,500
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
341
00:13:33,774 --> 00:13:36,470
Uh, Stevie, I know I'm two hours late,
342
00:13:36,495 --> 00:13:38,294
but can I still take you to dinner,
343
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,452
or have I blown it?
344
00:13:39,629 --> 00:13:41,530
Oh, you've blown it.
345
00:13:41,631 --> 00:13:43,099
But I'll still take a free dinner.
346
00:13:43,711 --> 00:13:45,067
- I can work with that, okay.
- Okay.
347
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,711
- Mhmm.
- Okay!
348
00:13:46,736 --> 00:13:49,072
Um, I'm just gonna settle up my tab,
349
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,323
- I'll meet you outside.
- Okay, yeah.
350
00:13:51,349 --> 00:13:52,816
Uh, nice to meet you, Dana.
351
00:13:53,221 --> 00:13:55,022
Yes, thanks.
352
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,749
Why don't you just come with us?
353
00:14:00,328 --> 00:14:02,018
I already made you miss
the botanical gardens.
354
00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:03,344
I can't leave you here.
355
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,120
Okay, honestly, I'm
gonna be really exhausted
356
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,613
after my set anyways, so...
357
00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:09,091
I'll probably just go to bed.
358
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,927
Are you sure?
359
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,721
No, so get outta here
before I change my mind.
360
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,722
- Thank you.
- Okay.
361
00:14:15,748 --> 00:14:17,581
Unnecessary, but...
362
00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:22,048
Keep the mics hot, I'm comin' in!
363
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,437
Moira? We need to talk, sweetheart.
364
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,706
I'm sorry dear, is your mouth moving?
365
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:37,378
Could you uh, turn off the
dehumidifier for a second?
366
00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:39,011
Because I can't possibly
367
00:14:39,114 --> 00:14:41,347
hear you over the sound
of the dehumidifier!
368
00:14:41,373 --> 00:14:43,498
Oh, just-just turn off...
369
00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,966
So, it looks like in
addition to the water heater,
370
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,778
we're gonna have to replace
some of the plumbing.
371
00:14:53,136 --> 00:14:55,138
And the water is so hard,
372
00:14:55,163 --> 00:14:58,676
that Terry said that it's
likely in the next little while
373
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,989
we might also need a new...
374
00:15:01,014 --> 00:15:02,445
water softener.
375
00:15:02,546 --> 00:15:04,714
John, I'm sorry you've
had such a hard day.
376
00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:07,144
- Yeah...
- On the upside,
377
00:15:07,169 --> 00:15:10,927
this gown has exceeded all expectations.
378
00:15:11,264 --> 00:15:12,764
Yeah, well that's good, sweetheart,
379
00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:15,134
that's... that's good.
It's just that um,
380
00:15:15,158 --> 00:15:17,570
you know, with all
these costs piling up,
381
00:15:17,595 --> 00:15:19,962
we might need to take a hard look at uh,
382
00:15:19,988 --> 00:15:23,355
some of our recent uh... purchases.
383
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,649
I told Alexis now is not the time
384
00:15:25,673 --> 00:15:27,059
to expand that home office.
385
00:15:27,085 --> 00:15:29,452
Not with the price of ink today.
386
00:15:29,477 --> 00:15:32,365
Yeah... Moira, look.
387
00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:35,301
The last thing I want to do is uh...
388
00:15:35,326 --> 00:15:37,494
rain on your parade,
389
00:15:37,595 --> 00:15:39,196
but I think for the next little while,
390
00:15:39,221 --> 00:15:42,040
any money coming in should probably...
391
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,933
be for the family.
392
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:45,993
This dress is for the family.
393
00:15:46,169 --> 00:15:49,405
To remind us that our
futures lie outside this town.
394
00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:51,517
It feels these days
like I'm the only one
395
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,243
who hasn't veered off course.
396
00:15:53,268 --> 00:15:54,912
Well, no one's veering
off course, Moira,
397
00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:58,936
we're all just uh...
taking a different approach.
398
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,461
The ceremonial purchase of the gown
399
00:16:01,485 --> 00:16:03,352
has always been my good luck charm.
400
00:16:04,022 --> 00:16:06,188
Well, from everything you've
told us about this movie,
401
00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:10,647
Moira, it sounds like for
the first time in a long time,
402
00:16:10,672 --> 00:16:11,861
you may not need any luck.
403
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,941
Oh, John! Thank you for that.
404
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,309
And know that you've been heard!
405
00:16:17,335 --> 00:16:18,802
Good.
406
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,023
Ted: You know, Alexis,
I've been thinking about it,
407
00:16:30,047 --> 00:16:32,215
and... I'm really glad
that you and Shannon
408
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,293
were able to get
everything out in the open.
409
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,491
Me too. We're actually
grabbing drinks tomorrow.
410
00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,384
Great, yeah, you know, and I-I...
411
00:16:39,409 --> 00:16:43,331
I care way more about that
than any of the details
412
00:16:43,355 --> 00:16:45,490
of how we ended things,
413
00:16:45,515 --> 00:16:48,250
or even whether they were accurate.
414
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,363
It seems like it was just
like a little miscommunication
415
00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:51,921
on your part, is all.
416
00:16:51,946 --> 00:16:54,480
Yeah well, uh, Shannon aside,
417
00:16:54,505 --> 00:16:56,235
I think it's important that I tell you
418
00:16:56,259 --> 00:16:58,403
that there were a few
others before Heather.
419
00:16:58,428 --> 00:17:00,462
And there may have been
420
00:17:00,488 --> 00:17:02,589
a couple of broken hearts along the way.
421
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,023
Whatever you say, Ted.
422
00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:08,814
Yeah... it's actually kinda funny,
423
00:17:08,838 --> 00:17:10,740
because I was just
going through my phone,
424
00:17:10,765 --> 00:17:12,584
you know, to make some
space, and then I came across
425
00:17:12,608 --> 00:17:14,662
this little back and
forth from a while ago.
426
00:17:14,686 --> 00:17:16,387
I believe you, Ted.
427
00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:18,532
You're still Dr. Casanova to me.
428
00:17:18,557 --> 00:17:20,224
Okay, well, the tone of your voice
429
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,742
makes it seem like you don't
believe a word you're saying.
430
00:17:21,768 --> 00:17:22,977
Okay, Ted!
431
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,795
"Dear Melanie."
432
00:17:28,434 --> 00:17:30,547
Melanie? Is this the girl
from the falafel place?
433
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,440
Yeah, I don't think that's relevant.
434
00:17:32,838 --> 00:17:35,374
Ahem. "I've had a lot of
fun hanging out with you,
435
00:17:35,398 --> 00:17:37,453
and I really...
436
00:17:37,479 --> 00:17:41,413
fal-awful saying this over text,
437
00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:43,905
but I'm just not feeling
strongly enough to take
438
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:46,766
this to the next level. I'm sorry."
439
00:17:47,019 --> 00:17:49,555
Pretty harsh. But it had to be done.
440
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,824
And then um, she wrote...
441
00:17:51,848 --> 00:17:54,910
- Oh, it doesn't matter what she wrote.
- "Cool!" Exclamation mark.
442
00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:58,297
And it looks like you ended
up walking her dog for her?
443
00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,789
Well, she seemed really upset.
444
00:18:01,145 --> 00:18:02,719
Listen Ted,
445
00:18:03,157 --> 00:18:05,237
I've gone through enough
heartbreakers for like,
446
00:18:05,261 --> 00:18:07,262
two people's lifetimes.
447
00:18:07,364 --> 00:18:09,365
And I don't want that anymore.
448
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,500
I want you.
449
00:18:12,269 --> 00:18:14,269
And that cute lil' butt.
450
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:20,853
David and Tammy: ♪ Ohhhh...
451
00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:22,385
Oh! Oh!
452
00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:24,614
Yes, Tammy! Tammy, everybody!
453
00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:26,339
It's Tammy! Yeah!
454
00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:28,164
Stevie, hi!
455
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,656
Oh...
456
00:18:30,063 --> 00:18:32,663
- Hi!
- Hi.
457
00:18:33,094 --> 00:18:37,096
So... Emir asked me if I
wanted to stay the night.
458
00:18:37,269 --> 00:18:39,738
Ohhhh!
459
00:18:39,762 --> 00:18:41,049
That sounds promising.
460
00:18:41,075 --> 00:18:44,000
Yeah. Um, I thought you
were gonna go to bed?
461
00:18:44,176 --> 00:18:46,921
Oh no, I was, but then
Tammy kept buying shots,
462
00:18:46,945 --> 00:18:49,815
and the whole room got behind
me in like, a really big way.
463
00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:51,673
Anyway, I have seven
more songs to finish,
464
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:53,376
and some new fans who
would be very disappointed
465
00:18:53,402 --> 00:18:55,036
if I don't close the show.
466
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:58,089
- Oh, Dana! Or is it David?
- Huh?
467
00:18:58,115 --> 00:19:00,059
Listen, I just wanted you
to know that Stevie told me
468
00:19:00,084 --> 00:19:01,010
what you did for her tonight.
469
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,213
You know, giving up your evening,
470
00:19:02,239 --> 00:19:03,369
so that we could have
some time together.
471
00:19:03,394 --> 00:19:05,296
Anyway, it was really
cool of you to do it,
472
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,346
is what I'm saying, and
not just because um...
473
00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:09,049
we get to have a little
sleepover because of it.
474
00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:13,336
So to say thank you, I took
care of your room charges.
475
00:19:13,797 --> 00:19:16,237
Oh my God! Hello!
476
00:19:16,261 --> 00:19:18,601
Um, hi! Can I get another drink then,
477
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,893
to the room, please? Thanks!
478
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,818
I actually just meant
like, your mini-bar.
479
00:19:21,844 --> 00:19:24,211
Oh no, I finished that. Hey, Tam!
480
00:19:24,237 --> 00:19:25,904
You want some zhampagne?!
481
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,564
Yeah, two please, drinks.
482
00:19:27,955 --> 00:19:30,078
Okay, um... what do
you say we get up there,
483
00:19:30,104 --> 00:19:32,415
maybe do a little duet? I feel
like that's the kind of thing
484
00:19:32,441 --> 00:19:34,259
you'd be totally
comfortable with, right?
485
00:19:34,284 --> 00:19:35,617
- Mhmm...
- Yeah, love that.
486
00:19:35,719 --> 00:19:37,697
I think it's best if you guys
just sat down, and watched.
487
00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:39,096
- Oh, okay.
- Next time.
488
00:19:39,122 --> 00:19:40,198
- Yeah. Mhmm.
- Off the hook for now.
489
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,534
Uno, Tammy! I think I'm going
to do this one by myself.
490
00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:43,596
- Oh!
- Thank you so much, though.
491
00:19:43,622 --> 00:19:45,021
- We'll call you back.
- Wow.
492
00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:47,213
See you soon. I would like
to dedicate this one...
493
00:19:47,239 --> 00:19:49,890
to the lovers right over there!
494
00:19:49,914 --> 00:19:51,148
- Okay...
- And, goodnight.
495
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:53,767
David: The
la-la-lovers... Cue it up!
496
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,826
Okay, are you coming out?
497
00:19:59,927 --> 00:20:01,205
Can you stop yelling, please?!
498
00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,330
I had 14 polar bear shots last night.
499
00:20:03,355 --> 00:20:05,824
Moira, do you want us to close our eyes?
500
00:20:13,217 --> 00:20:15,351
Oh my God.
501
00:20:16,644 --> 00:20:20,151
Moira, it's gorgeous.
502
00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:22,859
Wasn't it shown with a veil?
503
00:20:22,884 --> 00:20:24,451
Oh, the veil's on its way.
504
00:20:24,477 --> 00:20:27,346
Well, now that I see
it on you, I understand!
505
00:20:27,674 --> 00:20:29,365
I feel like I'm waiting for the limo
506
00:20:29,391 --> 00:20:32,125
to take us to your
next red carpet event!
507
00:20:32,788 --> 00:20:34,589
Well, sweetheart, if that's...
508
00:20:34,955 --> 00:20:36,987
if that's the dress
you want, then, uh...
509
00:20:37,011 --> 00:20:39,894
It is. But you're right,
John, it's not the time.
510
00:20:39,919 --> 00:20:43,471
So before I send her back,
take a mental picture.
511
00:20:48,162 --> 00:20:51,221
And perhaps an actual picture as well?
512
00:20:51,246 --> 00:20:53,580
- Anyone have a camera?
- Oh.
513
00:20:53,605 --> 00:20:55,606
- Yes, yes.
- Oh yes.
514
00:20:55,784 --> 00:20:57,980
- Gimme like, a mm!
- Mm!
515
00:20:58,005 --> 00:20:59,797
Like, arm.
516
00:20:59,822 --> 00:21:01,619
- Oh!
- Okay.
517
00:21:01,644 --> 00:21:03,378
Yeah, got it?
518
00:21:04,335 --> 00:21:05,701
Okay, that's it.
519
00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:09,006
And if all goes to plan, we'll
meet again on the red carpet.
520
00:21:09,182 --> 00:21:11,518
Ideally, sometime this year.
521
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,242
And those are the
shoes we're going with?
522
00:21:13,268 --> 00:21:15,269
- What do you think?
- No.
523
00:21:15,294 --> 00:21:17,748
Shoes, later. As well as jewels.
524
00:21:17,772 --> 00:21:19,874
What?!
525
00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:24,897
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