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Moira: John! Are you awake?
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- John!
- What? What's happening?
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Your wayfaring thespian has returned!
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I-I don't wanna jinx anything,
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but the shoot was a triumph.
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The local Bosnians are calling
it a stunning re-invigoration
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of the "Crows Have Eyes" franchise.
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That, of course, is a loose translation.
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Oh, well that sounds
great, sweetheart.
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John, no need to
get out of bed, dear.
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I'm sure you considered
planning a little more fanfare
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for my return, but...
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oh, it's best to ease back in.
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It's 3:30 in the morning,
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you said you were
coming in today at noon.
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Yes! Noon Bosnian
Mountain Time, that is!
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Which was several hours ago, John.
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Oh, and what a journey it has been!
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Production had me routed through Nairobi
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for some reason, and then
our plane was grounded
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after flying through a swarm of locusts.
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I didn't want to miss
my third connection,
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so I took a Bosnian
upper just to keep awake.
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Those things are the size of a nickel,
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so I only took one,
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at least, I think I did.
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I may have taken a second
one just to be safe,
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because I don't know if I
took that first one, or not.
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Either way, I've been up
since eight am three days ago,
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with time changes factored in,
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and I couldn't be happier to see you!
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Oh!
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Well Moira, it sounds
like a nightmare of a trip.
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Why don't we leave the
unpacking 'til tomorrow,
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and just get some rest?
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Good idea.
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Kids!
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- No Moira, it's 3:30.
- David!
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Alexis!
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- Oh! Who is it?
- Oh my God, what?!
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I don't know what you kids
are still doing up so late.
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I didn't want to disturb you,
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I just wanted you to know that
Mummy got home safe and sound!
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- Okay, good night.
- Great.
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Okay, if you insist, one quick story.
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So, day three of shooting, Hamza and I
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find ourselves stuck in a hail storm...
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Oh my God, not tonight,
thank you, though.
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I'm sorry kids, your mother's
had a rough couple of days.
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Moira, why don't we
get to bed, sweetheart?
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Ooh, frisky, John.
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- Oh! Bye!
- Ewww!
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- Eww.
- Ugh!
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Moira: No! No one would believe this!
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These cannot be real!
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What's going on?
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Well, instead of sleeping last night,
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I decided to just power right through.
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You know, best to round
up to an even four days.
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And while I was doing
some light reorganization,
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I came upon this stack of love letters
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written to your father by another woman.
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- Okay.
- Best not to be concerned, Alexis.
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I'm sure there's a logical
explanation for all of this.
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- Sure there is.
- Yes. Some of them!
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Some of them are even funny!
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Listen. Where's that one? Oh! Read this.
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"Dearest John-John,
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I'm lying here, stuck, sweaty.
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All I can think about is you,
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and the last night we spent together,
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bed shaking... " Ew!
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Why are you making me read this?
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- I know, right?
- Eugh!
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Before your father met me,
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he was not quite so selective.
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I hesitate to add, he
even had a predilection
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for boom boom girls!
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Okay, I would like to remind you
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that I don't have a therapist anymore.
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No, as you said,
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there's a logical
explanation for all of this.
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No, you've said that
like, three times now.
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So I think it's probably for the best
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that we put these down,
and we go have a nap, okay?
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- Yes. You're right.
- Mhm.
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You're right, Alexis,
you're always so right.
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Okay.
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All right...
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Just a few more, just
to lull me to sleep.
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That's all.
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Good morning.
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Is there something I can help you with?
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Yeah, I'd like you to
open your cash register,
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and give me your money!
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Okay, small problem.
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Um, our money isn't for sale.
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- I'm robbing you!
- Thought so, yeah. Um...
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I'm gonna ask you one more time.
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Hey! Hey! Where do you
think you're going?!
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- Here.
- David: So here's the problem.
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Our till doesn't currently
have any cash in it,
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because my partner is at the bank
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getting money for the float.
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What about you, what do you have?
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A wallet full of debt.
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Can someone put
something in a bag, please?!
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Um, we only have cloth
totes, I hope that's okay.
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- Whatever!
- Would you like some wine?
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Okay, yeah, yes, put
some booze in a bag.
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Do you drink red wine, or white wine?
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Maybe some chilled rose in the back?
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I'll get it!
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Robber: I'm not letting
you go into the back!
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What else?
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Cheese goes good with wine.
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Suddenly she's a sales associate.
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Would you like some cheese?
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Uh yeah, I'll take some cheese.
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God forbid he be specific.
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I guess throw in some brie,
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some aged cheddar.
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Uh, that tapenade goes
good with the brie.
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Tapenades, great, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Do you have bad skin?
- Yeah, sure, just hurry it up!
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There you go.
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Could you help the man with the door?
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- His hands are full.
- Sorry.
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- Thank you.
- Okay, thank you.
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Why do I feel like
we did something wrong?
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Look at you all dressed
up, Mr. Sporty Spice.
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Uh yeah, I'm dressed for the run
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that we're supposed to be going on,
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but I don't think you can run in those.
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Tell that to me at
21, escaping the yakuza.
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So that's a no on the run, then?
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Okay, honestly Ted,
I've had a very traumatic
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morning at home, so
going on a run is like,
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the last thing that I
wanna do. Also, I forgot.
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Okay well, that's
actually like, scary,
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because we texted about
it twice last night,
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and twice this morning, but anyway,
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is everything okay?
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Like, other than reading
some very porny love letters
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that someone sent my dad, sure.
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Like, who holds on to things like that?
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I've held on to some things.
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Oh my God, should I be worried?
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Well, I, I did keep this waterproof watch
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that Heather gave me.
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Okay, I asked if I should be worried.
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I don't know, I think
it's kind of romantic
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to hang on to things
from old relationships.
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I've certainly kept some
things from our past.
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Ted!
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I take it that you haven't?
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Um, harsh. I for sure have.
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Yeah, it's just
that your face is doing
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some really weird stuff right now.
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No... because you put me on the spot!
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There's like, a very long
list of things that I've kept.
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Oh, really.
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Like what?
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Like... that empty
book that you gave me.
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- The journal?
- Yes! The journal.
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And very likely some jewelry.
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Like a ring, or...
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- A locket?
- Yes.
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The locket you gave me.
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I kept that the most.
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Oh yeah, it's just funny,
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I don't think I've
ever seen you wear it.
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I'm just so scared of losing it.
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That makes sense.
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Okay, well, you have a run to go on,
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so I should probably go
and update my journal.
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You've never written
in a journal, have you?
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No, but um,
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one time I did do a book
report on David's diary,
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and it was very dark. Okay.
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Jocelyn!
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Moira, you're back.
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Did you just let yourself in?
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I have been knocking on your door
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since the beginning of time!
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Although now that I'm standing here,
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it's equally possible
that I didn't knock at all.
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I suppose we'll never know, will we?
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Ah! Sorry. I just need to...
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- catch my breath.
- Oh, as do I.
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I don't know if you know
what it's like to be mortally
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deprived of one's sleep!
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I haven't slept in eight months.
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- Why's that?
- Because of the baby.
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I've had a bit of a
rebirth myself, in Bosnia.
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I hope it wasn't as painful as mine.
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The music, Jocelyn.
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In Bosni-wood, as the industry
will soon be calling it,
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I... I picked up some beautiful Sevdah,
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that I absolutely must
teach to the Jazzigals!
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Would you like to hear me sing
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a traditional love song?
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I - I would, it's just
the baby's sleeping, so...
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Shhh...
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Yeah... it's a sad one.
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I would be feeling it too, if I knew...
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what the heck you were singing about.
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Oh...
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What are these?
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Oh, just some old love letters,
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written by another woman,
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onto which John has been clutching.
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Wow, I have been down this road.
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I once found a bag of
Roland's ex-girlfriends' bras.
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Burned them.
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Except for the ones that were my size.
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But this is incomparable, Jocelyn,
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there's a perfectly logical
explanation for this!
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Oh, there always is.
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Woo! Wow.
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This little "butterfly"
is quite the writer.
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It's like 50 Shades of Johnny Rose!
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Holy cow.
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You know, I've never
been robbed before,
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and I had friends
that lived in Brooklyn.
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Yeah... that was a robbery, right?
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I mean, we were robbed.
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Right?
Yeah!
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Someone walked out of here
with two bags of product,
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I mean, I don't know
what else you'd call it.
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I mean, he had a weapon, right?
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Yeah! Yes.
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I mean, it must've been in his pocket,
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because he used both
hands to carry the bags
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out of the store, but...
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I can't believe you
just offered him the wine.
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You offered him the skincare, I mean,
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we don't know what was
going on under that mask!
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He could've had perfect skin.
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I can't believe this happened,
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I was gone for like, 45 minutes.
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Are you guys sure you're okay?
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Surprisingly, yes.
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- Yeah, I'm not.
- Thanks.
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I'm very startled.
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It just doesn't make any sense.
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I mean, I can understand
taking the wine,
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but who steals a jar of tapenade?
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- And the brie?!
- Yeah, the brie.
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Stevie? The brie?
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Well, at least we know
if the cops don't get him,
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his cholesterol will.
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Well, there's no need to
keep talking about it now.
255
00:10:54,724 --> 00:10:56,701
You guys are gonna have to
go through this all again
256
00:10:56,725 --> 00:10:58,626
in much more detail
when the police get here.
257
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,565
Yeah, I um,
258
00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,765
I don't know if going
to the police is...
259
00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:05,967
is necessary at this point.
260
00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:07,503
If we want any insurance money
261
00:11:07,537 --> 00:11:08,780
for the things that were stolen,
262
00:11:08,804 --> 00:11:10,620
you have to explain
everything to the police.
263
00:11:10,907 --> 00:11:12,908
I was pretty much in the back
264
00:11:12,942 --> 00:11:14,370
while all of this was going down, so...
265
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:17,610
Mm, I remember you being
pretty involved, actually.
266
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,880
Yeah well, between the two of you,
267
00:11:18,914 --> 00:11:20,816
I'm pretty sure you
can piece it together.
268
00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:23,485
Yeah. Right? So...
269
00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:33,955
Hey, Twy?
270
00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:36,191
I've always admired your jewelry game.
271
00:11:36,225 --> 00:11:37,469
You just like, pick a few pieces,
272
00:11:37,493 --> 00:11:39,760
and just and wear them to death.
273
00:11:39,796 --> 00:11:42,163
Oh, if you're talking about
my earrings the clasp broke,
274
00:11:42,197 --> 00:11:45,232
so I actually physically
cannot take them off.
275
00:11:45,268 --> 00:11:47,769
Okay, I am experiencing
the same problem.
276
00:11:47,803 --> 00:11:49,980
All of my jewelry is boring.
277
00:11:50,273 --> 00:11:51,773
Is that what I said?
278
00:11:51,807 --> 00:11:54,308
So way back when, all
of my girlfriends and I
279
00:11:54,344 --> 00:11:56,187
used to throw the diamonds
we got from our parents
280
00:11:56,211 --> 00:11:59,047
on a table, and just do
like, a big jewelry swap.
281
00:12:00,549 --> 00:12:03,048
I wish I had someone
in this town to swap with.
282
00:12:03,073 --> 00:12:04,908
Yeah, I used to think
that a lot growing up,
283
00:12:04,942 --> 00:12:07,043
when I'd see other kids
with their families.
284
00:12:08,078 --> 00:12:10,080
Okay, you just gave me a great idea!
285
00:12:10,114 --> 00:12:12,515
Why don't we do a jewelry swap?
286
00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:15,217
Well, I do have a large collection
287
00:12:15,253 --> 00:12:17,019
of my grandfather's hospital bracelets.
288
00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:19,623
Yum! Um, but I also love
289
00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:21,791
that cute little
locket around your neck.
290
00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:22,958
Well, that makes sense,
291
00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:24,504
because you gave it to me for Christmas,
292
00:12:24,528 --> 00:12:26,196
and I wear it every day.
293
00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:28,163
Yeah, and I always think like,
294
00:12:28,198 --> 00:12:29,966
what would I look like in it?
295
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,219
S... so do you want the locket?
296
00:12:33,244 --> 00:12:35,278
No, Twy, I got it for you.
297
00:12:35,572 --> 00:12:38,040
But what I'm saying
is, let's swap for it.
298
00:12:38,075 --> 00:12:40,943
I have a toe ring that
would look so cute on you!
299
00:12:40,986 --> 00:12:45,049
We're not allowed to wear
open-toed shoes, but um...
300
00:12:45,783 --> 00:12:47,216
maybe I could...
301
00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:48,909
take that bracelet?
302
00:12:49,927 --> 00:12:54,030
Yes! Um, I actually got this
in a swap with Sienna Miller.
303
00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:56,625
And by that I mean it fell off
her wrist at a Halloween party,
304
00:12:56,661 --> 00:12:58,161
and I kept it.
305
00:12:58,193 --> 00:12:59,894
Well, maybe I could come
over on my lunch break,
306
00:12:59,918 --> 00:13:01,653
and we can swap some more stuff!
307
00:13:01,932 --> 00:13:04,234
Yes, Twy!
308
00:13:04,268 --> 00:13:05,745
I mean, I actually
thought this would be like,
309
00:13:05,769 --> 00:13:07,236
a one-for-one situation,
310
00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:09,205
but if you want to open it up...
311
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,217
- Let me help you with that.
- Oh, that's okay, I got it.
312
00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:13,402
No, the necklace.
313
00:13:14,177 --> 00:13:15,979
Oh, right now?
314
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,004
Okay...
315
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,457
- What are you doing?
- Uh...
316
00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:30,225
word on the street is that
317
00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,753
you're in a little hot
water with Moira, huh?
318
00:13:33,163 --> 00:13:35,331
No, everything's fine with Moira.
319
00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:37,600
I just thought she was coming in today.
320
00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:41,004
Look Johnny, everybody likes
to take trips down memory lane,
321
00:13:41,038 --> 00:13:44,173
but you gotta get rid of the evidence.
322
00:13:44,207 --> 00:13:46,142
Do you know what a burnt
under-wire smells like?
323
00:13:46,177 --> 00:13:47,183
Okay, Roland,
324
00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:49,613
I actually don't know
what you're talking about.
325
00:13:49,647 --> 00:13:51,981
Those spicy letters
from Miss Butterfly
326
00:13:52,015 --> 00:13:54,116
that you left out for Moira to find.
327
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,186
How do you know about those letters?
328
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:58,788
Well, Moira's out
showing 'em around town.
329
00:13:58,822 --> 00:14:00,289
Jocelyn's read 'em.
330
00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:03,826
She told me about some
very racy parts, young man.
331
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,794
Moira is showing my letters?
332
00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:07,173
Yeah, I was talking to Bob about it.
333
00:14:07,197 --> 00:14:09,399
Why were you talking to Bob about it?!
334
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,801
We're trying to save
your marriage, bud!
335
00:14:11,836 --> 00:14:14,136
Although, Gwen thinks
it's probably a lost cause.
336
00:14:14,171 --> 00:14:16,405
She's thinks you might be a sexaholic.
337
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,539
Okay, first of all,
338
00:14:17,575 --> 00:14:19,208
everyone should mind their own business,
339
00:14:19,243 --> 00:14:20,876
and stay out of my affairs.
340
00:14:20,911 --> 00:14:23,212
Affairs, plural? Oh.
341
00:14:23,246 --> 00:14:24,913
There's no affair, okay?
342
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,116
Now, would you unlock the
door, and open the blind?
343
00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:30,220
Jeez, Johnny, I'm on your side, pal.
344
00:14:30,254 --> 00:14:31,888
Unless things get messy,
345
00:14:31,922 --> 00:14:33,822
in that case, I'm gonna
be on Moira's side.
346
00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:38,761
So I guess it was sort of like a...
347
00:14:38,796 --> 00:14:41,096
a low end poly-blend hooded sweatshirt,
348
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:44,393
in what I could only describe
as an aubergine color.
349
00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:47,169
And just in case
he changes his outfit,
350
00:14:47,203 --> 00:14:50,506
do you have a rough idea
of his physical description?
351
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,475
Right, um...
352
00:14:52,509 --> 00:14:54,642
Well, I guess, my build.
353
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,379
- That's being generous.
- If I was at my goal weight.
354
00:14:57,414 --> 00:14:59,735
Officer, they mentioned
there was a weapon involved.
355
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,918
Can you describe the weapon?
356
00:15:01,951 --> 00:15:03,318
You describe it.
357
00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:06,755
Well, if there was a
weapon, it was concealed.
358
00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:09,491
Yeah, so you know, it's...
it's sort of hard to describe
359
00:15:09,527 --> 00:15:11,360
a concealed weapon.
360
00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:14,730
Yeah, I mean, if we could
tell you what it looked like,
361
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:17,167
he wouldn't be doing a
good job of concealing it.
362
00:15:17,201 --> 00:15:18,400
Yeah!
363
00:15:18,436 --> 00:15:20,070
So let me get this straight.
364
00:15:20,104 --> 00:15:21,804
You have no idea what it looks like,
365
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,240
or whether there was
one in the first place.
366
00:15:24,274 --> 00:15:26,076
You guys said you were held up!
367
00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:27,543
Emotionally!
368
00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:29,178
I mean, I don't know if there was a gun,
369
00:15:29,212 --> 00:15:31,346
but it was still a robbery,
he was wearing a mask.
370
00:15:31,381 --> 00:15:34,884
And would we all not agree
that words are weapons?!
371
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:37,854
Okay, so you offered the wine,
372
00:15:37,888 --> 00:15:39,923
and you offered the
cheese and the tapenade,
373
00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:41,385
and there was no gun?
374
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:43,955
This guy just sounds like
a lucky customer, David!
375
00:15:44,161 --> 00:15:46,261
You know what? I am just gonna...
376
00:15:46,297 --> 00:15:48,731
file this report, and you can follow up
377
00:15:48,756 --> 00:15:51,091
if you have any more information.
378
00:15:52,336 --> 00:15:53,870
Yes...
379
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:00,706
So you upsold the robber.
380
00:16:01,278 --> 00:16:03,413
I did not! I didn't even tell him
381
00:16:03,447 --> 00:16:06,182
about the vintage wines
we have in the back.
382
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,517
Oh. Stevie: Speaking of...
383
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,352
I think we should probably
open one of those bottles,
384
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,554
just to calm the nerves.
385
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,447
Yeah, I thought
you had to go to work.
386
00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:19,335
Great. Great stuff, you guys.
387
00:16:23,479 --> 00:16:25,345
- Can I have some more popcorn?
- Oh, sure.
388
00:16:25,369 --> 00:16:27,102
Oh, don't worry, I'll get it.
389
00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:32,575
I uh, see you're wearing the locket.
390
00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,576
Oh! I don't know, am I?
391
00:16:34,611 --> 00:16:36,011
Oh, right.
392
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,215
Well, you proved me wrong, Alexis.
393
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,726
And I have to say, I'm
actually kind of relieved,
394
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,729
because that means that you
also kept favourite photo
395
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:44,052
of the two of us.
396
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:47,023
I keep that photo in a
locked folder on my phone.
397
00:16:47,057 --> 00:16:49,125
No, no, I'm talking
about the one in the locket.
398
00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:53,490
Hmm!
399
00:16:54,298 --> 00:16:58,591
Now, this appears to
be a photo of Twyla?
400
00:16:59,537 --> 00:17:01,471
Yes... I put that there.
401
00:17:02,539 --> 00:17:05,208
Because Twyla is an important friend.
402
00:17:05,364 --> 00:17:07,398
And Twyla's mom?
403
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,045
Is her important friend.
404
00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:10,757
You gave the locket
to Twyla, didn't you?
405
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,414
Okay, I would've kept it.
406
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,859
But the necklace just kept reminding me
407
00:17:13,884 --> 00:17:15,518
of all the bad things that I'd done,
408
00:17:15,553 --> 00:17:16,797
and then Twyla gave me a Christmas gift,
409
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:18,298
and I didn't have
anything to give her...
410
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:20,690
Okay, Alexis, I think
we should just agree
411
00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:22,625
to stop feeling bad about our past,
412
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,340
and just focus on the future.
413
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,556
Yes, Ted.
414
00:17:26,864 --> 00:17:28,540
And, in that spirit,
415
00:17:28,566 --> 00:17:30,967
I should probably tell you
that I didn't actually keep
416
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,969
everything that you gave me.
417
00:17:33,002 --> 00:17:34,136
That's fine.
418
00:17:34,171 --> 00:17:36,172
Yeah, after the breakup, I uh...
419
00:17:36,207 --> 00:17:38,407
well, I took some of your
stuff to the incinerator,
420
00:17:38,442 --> 00:17:40,809
along with some pets that
needed to be cremated.
421
00:17:40,845 --> 00:17:42,644
- Ew.
- And you think you feel bad?
422
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,156
The wallet that you gave
me was still in there,
423
00:17:44,181 --> 00:17:45,925
and I had forgotten to
take some of the cards out,
424
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:49,786
and I was actually only one
stamp away from a free sub, so.
425
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,755
Okay well, if it makes
you feel any better,
426
00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:54,590
that was David's wallet.
427
00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:02,740
Well, well, "John-John" returns.
428
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:06,236
Okay, Moira, don't tell
me you still haven't slept.
429
00:18:06,269 --> 00:18:07,836
What would give you that impression?
430
00:18:07,872 --> 00:18:09,638
Sweetheart, you've got to find a way
431
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:11,540
of getting some sleep!
432
00:18:11,575 --> 00:18:13,108
Easier said than done, John,
433
00:18:13,143 --> 00:18:14,844
when your only husband is longing for
434
00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:17,446
his epistle-writing inamorata.
435
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,025
You know what, if
you had taken a nap,
436
00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:20,717
and cleared your head,
437
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,384
instead of running around town
438
00:18:22,419 --> 00:18:24,621
showcasing our personal business...
439
00:18:24,654 --> 00:18:26,855
When we were herded from our home,
440
00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:30,159
and forced to grab what
few precious items we could,
441
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,372
you chose to grab those letters!
442
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,796
- That's right.
- Who is this woman?!
443
00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:38,380
Oh... okay.
444
00:18:38,969 --> 00:18:40,302
If you must know,
445
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:44,176
she's someone who's
very important to me.
446
00:18:44,881 --> 00:18:45,948
Oh?
447
00:18:45,972 --> 00:18:48,778
Moira, you wrote those letters!
448
00:18:48,811 --> 00:18:51,381
Don't be absurd,
that is not my writing!
449
00:18:51,414 --> 00:18:53,482
It was that week on "Sunrise Bay"
450
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:55,384
when Vivian Blake had her accident,
451
00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:58,186
you were in a body cast, they
wouldn't let you take it off.
452
00:18:58,211 --> 00:19:00,481
You were writing with your left hand!
453
00:19:01,325 --> 00:19:03,058
The spelunking incident.
454
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:03,950
No.
455
00:19:04,653 --> 00:19:08,431
It was after she got thrown
upwards through a skylight.
456
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,434
Look...
457
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,234
"I'm lying here in bed,
458
00:19:12,269 --> 00:19:14,671
I can't move, I miss you."
459
00:19:14,704 --> 00:19:15,872
It's all there, Moira.
460
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,106
You're telling me none
of this rings a bell?
461
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,410
In my defense, John,
462
00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:22,244
I had asked for actual painkillers,
463
00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:25,169
to help ease me into
my character's plight.
464
00:19:26,550 --> 00:19:28,484
But why are you reading them now?
465
00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:33,715
I was missing you,
466
00:19:34,023 --> 00:19:35,692
so I took out the letters,
467
00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,778
because reading them made me
468
00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:40,232
feel like you were still here with me.
469
00:19:40,258 --> 00:19:42,025
Oh, you're too sweet.
470
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,179
Unfortunately, we're
going to have to stick with
471
00:19:46,202 --> 00:19:47,971
my version of the events.
472
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:50,006
What? Why would we do that?
473
00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:52,575
I don't want anyone
thinking I wrote these!
474
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,421
Well, I don't want
people thinking I'm reading
475
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,378
some other woman's love letters!
476
00:19:56,413 --> 00:19:57,846
Well, it'll give you an edge.
477
00:19:57,881 --> 00:20:00,883
No one will ever accuse
you of being vanilla again.
478
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:05,183
Who's saying that?
479
00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:13,317
No kids, I understand that
you both have read
480
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,465
a somewhat adult-themed correspondence
481
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:17,606
between a loving wife and her husband?
482
00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:20,380
Yeah, and I'd prefer if you
could stop talking about it.
483
00:20:20,413 --> 00:20:22,615
This is why I think it's
best to torch everything
484
00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:24,637
from past failed relationships.
485
00:20:24,663 --> 00:20:27,554
I'd hardly call this a
failed relationship, David.
486
00:20:27,587 --> 00:20:30,356
We're still here, 35 years later.
487
00:20:30,391 --> 00:20:32,559
Okay, here we go.
488
00:20:33,294 --> 00:20:34,684
I know you asked for a small,
489
00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:37,117
but I "swapped it" for a large.
490
00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:41,280
Twyla, may I say, you
are looking very chic.
491
00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:43,547
Johnny: Would you look at
that? That looks like the tiara
492
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:46,006
you wore at your bat mitzvah, Alexis.
493
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,622
Well, I had a little
help from a friend.
494
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,442
We should probably coordinate a time
495
00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:51,644
to swap everything back.
496
00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:53,192
Oh, don't worry, I'm fine.
497
00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:58,380
And what exactly did you
get out of this fun swap?
498
00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:01,768
I got Twyla's step-brother's dog tags.
499
00:21:01,888 --> 00:21:04,223
And a whistle. Moira: Caw! Caw!
500
00:21:04,258 --> 00:21:06,092
Oh!
501
00:21:07,234 --> 00:21:09,135
Is she okay?
502
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:10,997
Yeah, she's just sleeping.
503
00:21:11,692 --> 00:21:13,801
Well, I'm ready to order.
504
00:21:14,734 --> 00:21:16,973
Okay, can somebody close
her eyelids, at least?
505
00:21:16,999 --> 00:21:19,267
Please?
506
00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:24,290
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