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Kids! Your mother's on the phone,
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and it's her first day on set,
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so let's all make sure we
keep her spirits high, okay?
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Alexis, come on.
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Mr. Rose, I think you should answer it.
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Yeah, she's over there all by herself,
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so it's gotta be stressful, right?
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- I mean, the jet lag, and...
- Oh my God, answer the phone!
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- That's why-that's why...
- Answer the phone, please!
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Put her on speaker, how
do you put her on speaker?
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- Arghhh!
- Speaker, speaker.
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Yeah, hello? Moira?
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- _
- Moira: John? Hello? Hello?
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Moira? David, I don't
think she can hear me!
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John, are you there?
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Yeah, I'm here, everybody's here.
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I expected to hear from you yesterday.
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Kids, say hi to your mother.
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- Hey.
- Hi...
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- She-she's not my mother.
- Who are those voices?
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Uh, your children!
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Oh Alexis, do you have strep again?
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- That was David!
- Is that Stevie?
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Hi.
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David! Oh, David, how's the store?
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Any new customers, or
is it still friendless?
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Okay, thank you.
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And John, I know disoriented
you get in my absence.
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Don't forget I left
you that Sudoku book.
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Yeah, well, I haven't
needed it sweetheart,
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because I've been up since 5:00am,
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there's so much to do here at the motel.
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But listen, how are you doing?
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I mean, how does it feel
to be back in the saddle?
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Oh John, there's a sweetness in the air,
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and I'm not just saying that
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because we shoot next
to a baklava factory.
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Kids!
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Do you wanna put those
magazines back, please?!
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No.
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Excellent, Hamza!
Darlings, I must sign off.
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I'm finally getting my
tete-a-tete with the director.
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He's some up-and-coming pretty
young thing out of New York.
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Well, sounds like your kind of people.
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Yes! You come up with some real money,
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you can attract the best.
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Well, zbogom, John!
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That's goodbye in the mother tongue!
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Okay, well, I'll sign
off too, sweetheart.
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Lots to do, but wishing
you an exciting...
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Okay, yep. Miss you, too.
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She already hung up.
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Oh! Burn, Dad!
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Oh my God that's so embarrassing,
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you must feel ridiculous.
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You better remember
which nails you pulled
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those wigs from, because your
mother keeps a spreadsheet.
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David? Come here, please.
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- I have a concern.
- Oh! Um, no.
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Your natural deodorant isn't working.
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Stop, David! No, come here.
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- Sit!
- What?
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- Um...
- What?!
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I just wanted to make sure
that everything was okay
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between you and Patrick.
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Yeah! Why? Why? What did...
what did he say to you?
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No, nothing. I just got...
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scared when I saw your score
on this relationship quiz.
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Oh my God!
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Because according to M'Lady Magazine,
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"How Electric is your Relationship" quiz
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from summer 1991, you and Patrick
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are "In Need of a
Generator!" Poor thing!
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Okay, first of all,
it's Major Lady Magazine,
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and second of all, that quiz is garbage.
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Mm, totally, David.
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This garbage quiz that it looks
like you took more than once.
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Yeah, because it's rigged.
You could take it 1000 times
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you'd still get the same outcome.
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Oh, it's okay, David.
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You and Patrick have
settled in to that like,
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nine to five life, so
things are probably starting
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to feel a little snooze-town.
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You're dating a vet who
irons his polo shirts.
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Um, Ted and I got
"Electrical Storm." So.
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That's impossible. What
did you do to get that?
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Did you plug your hairdryer
in with wet hands again?
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Hey, that happened
twice David, let it go.
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Sorry that we work hard
to keep the sparks flying.
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That's disgusting.
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We've actually started taking
every Friday afternoon off
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to go on "adventure dates."
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"Adventure dates" sound like
something a marriage counselor
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would proscribe as a last resort.
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Okay, fine... I was gonna see
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if you guys wanted to
join us this afternoon,
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but you probably have
more exciting things to do,
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like put price tags on things, and...
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It's merchandising day, actually.
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Oh!
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Where are you going, anyway?
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Ted booked a tour of Elm Falls Park,
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which is like, a super cute look for us.
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Sounds dumb.
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Fine, text me the information,
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and I'll see if we're interested.
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Oh! David? It could be worse.
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You guys could be a
"Total Power Failure."
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Mm! Eat glass.
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Caw! Caw! My teamster brethren!
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Yes, it's me, if you can believe it!
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Okay, I told the producers
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I would approve background on set.
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Oh! And I shall tell them the same.
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You must be Blaire. No last name.
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Doctor Clara Beatrice
Mandrake at your service.
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Middle name wasn't scripted,
but I've done my homework.
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Okay. So, you're Rose, then?
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Moira Rose. And I see
what's happening here.
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Break me down just to build me up again!
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Like Stan Kubrick did to Shelley.
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Okay, I'm not really into games,
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and I'm due on set in an hour,
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so can whatever this
is can wait 'til then?
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I imagine script revisions
might be something
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you'd like to sign off on
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before the first clap of the boards.
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There's a problem with the script?
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Well, just a few character adjustments.
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I'm kidding.
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The script's a total
dumpster fire, of course.
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Hah! If the script were garbage,
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I don't believe we'd have signed on.
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It's an apocalyptic
fantasy about mutant crows.
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I think we all know
what we're making here.
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A timely allegory about prejudice.
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- Okay, Maura, is it?
- Moira.
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My last picture was a $50
million dollar studio project.
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I think it's safe to say
that this is not that.
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And what exactly is this to you, then?
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A trip to Bora Bora.
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I see. Bora Bora.
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Caroline Kennedy once
called it the Atlantic City
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of French Polynesia.
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Okay, let's just cash our paychecks,
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and pray no one ever sees this, yeah?
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Morning, Stevie.
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I'm just here to submit
my letter of resignation.
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Okay, you can just leave
it right here on the desk.
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Well, I haven't actually written it yet.
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But I guess I can just
dictate it to you right now.
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Um, "To whom it may concern."
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Sorry Roland, why
exactly are you quitting?
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Well, I would rather quit
than come in here every day
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and be humiliated!
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I mean, I come to work,
and Johnny's out there
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doing all my jobs!
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Yeah, he's been... buzzing around
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- ever since Mrs. Rose left.
- Yeah, exactly!
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I mean, come on, what's next?
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I go home and he's playing
strip backgammon with my wife?
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Come on!
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- No, don't talk to me.
- Yeah.
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I-I mean, I look in the mirror
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and it's Johnny's face
staring back at me?
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Got it, Roland. I'll talk to him.
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Okay, well, I'll go with you.
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Oh, look! This guy's
wearing a work shirt.
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He's even copping my look now!
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Uh...
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What ya doin' there, Mr. Rose?
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Oh, I noticed there was a bit
of blockage in the gutters.
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But um...
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Roland's in charge of doing the gutters.
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Yeah, I'm the gutter guy, Johnny.
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Everybody knows I'm the gutter guy!
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Well, it was on the
to-do list for today.
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Yeah, it was on my to-do list!
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What are you gonna do
next, the bathrooms?!
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No, I haven't done the bathrooms.
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Jeez, I wouldn't mind
if he did the bathrooms.
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Uh, is everything okay, Mr. Rose?
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Yeah, never felt better.
I feel invigorated!
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Well, maybe you can move
on to cleaning the windows,
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and give Roland his job back?
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Well, I've already done the windows.
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It looks like Roland might
have to find some other work.
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Oh jeez. Find some other
work, do you hear him?
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What's gonna happen next?
I go to my dermatologist,
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and Johnny's there
getting my moles checked?
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Point made Roland, thank you.
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- Oh hi.
- Hi.
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Have I ever told you how
sexy it is to walk in here
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and see you doing um...
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inventory?
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And wearing those little
rubber thimbles on your fingers?
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They help me flip the pages easier.
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Hot. Hot sex.
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You know what else is hot and sexy?
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Doing something
spontaneous this afternoon.
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Ooh, like what?
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You helping me with the inventory?
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Yes. Or...
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taking the afternoon off.
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Mixing up the nine to five.
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Okay...
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well, nine to five are our store hours.
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So it's kinda hard to
build customer loyalty
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when your store is just like,
spontaneously open or closed.
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Yeah. Anyway, it turns out
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Alexis's relationship is in trouble.
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- What?
- Yeah, I know.
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Struggling. She practically
begged us to join them
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at the park this afternoon,
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probably for emotional support.
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Wow, we just saw them,
they seemed totally fine.
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I know. Yeah.
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Well, they're in need of a generator,
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if you know what I mean.
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Well, I don't, but uh...
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if you think it'll help a bad situation,
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I guess we could duck
out a little early today.
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It will just mean we'll
have to start early tomorrow.
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Mhmm.
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You know, it's that unshakable
sense of responsibility
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that... makes me wanna just...
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rip those little rubber things,
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and... burn 'em in a fire.
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Twyla, can I get a
lunch special to go, please?
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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Oh! So no one thought to tell me
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about the team lunch today?
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Oh, we tried.
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You just couldn't hear us over
the sound of the lawnmower.
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Yeah, lawnmower, as in mowing the lawn,
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which is also my job.
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Am I supposed to be reading
between the lines here?
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Well, I think we were just
wondering if maybe the fact
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that you're so
invigorated to work lately
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is because Mrs. Rose is gone,
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and you're trying to fill a...
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Fill a big, black
empty hole in your life.
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Is that pretty much what you
were trying to say there, Stevie?
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Maybe not quite like that, but...
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Okay, if you're suggesting...
that my work ethic
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has anything to do
with... Oh, it's Moira!
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I gotta to take this.
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Moira, what's the good word?
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Oh John, I'm afraid I've made
a grave error in judgment.
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Oh sweetheart, I told you
not to drink the tap water.
252
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If only! At this moment
an intestinal bacteria
253
00:10:30,568 --> 00:10:32,735
would wreak less havoc on my career!
254
00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:33,937
Well, I don't understand.
255
00:10:33,972 --> 00:10:35,840
Everything was fine two hours ago.
256
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,542
John, you know me, I'm
never one to complain.
257
00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:41,077
I didn't bat an eye when I
found out my accommodation
258
00:10:41,113 --> 00:10:44,748
here was in actuality a
small "Bed or Breakfast."
259
00:10:44,783 --> 00:10:46,615
They feed me at work, I'll take the bed.
260
00:10:46,652 --> 00:10:47,951
So then what's the problem?
261
00:10:47,986 --> 00:10:51,154
Our director appears to
be on a kamikaze mission
262
00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:52,288
to sink this ship,
263
00:10:52,325 --> 00:10:54,957
and I refuse to be the
goddess on its prow!
264
00:10:54,993 --> 00:10:57,927
Well, if you're not enjoying
yourself anymore sweetheart,
265
00:10:57,962 --> 00:10:59,663
then coming home is always an option.
266
00:10:59,697 --> 00:11:01,597
I mean, you must be missing your family.
267
00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:05,235
Oh, thank you, John, but that's not it.
268
00:11:05,269 --> 00:11:08,605
This was supposed to
be my comeback vehicle,
269
00:11:08,639 --> 00:11:10,407
and opportunities like this
270
00:11:10,442 --> 00:11:12,842
come along ever so infrequently.
271
00:11:17,148 --> 00:11:18,682
Well, Moira,
272
00:11:18,716 --> 00:11:20,831
I feel the answer is
right in front of you.
273
00:11:21,386 --> 00:11:24,220
This isn't some rinky-dink
made-for-TV movie,
274
00:11:24,255 --> 00:11:27,722
or a voice gig for an X-rated
Japanese video game.
275
00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:29,957
That-that was rated
"M" for "Mature," John.
276
00:11:29,994 --> 00:11:33,361
All I'm saying is you
have an opportunity here.
277
00:11:33,398 --> 00:11:36,503
And if you want it bad enough,
you've gotta fight for it.
278
00:11:37,861 --> 00:11:39,750
You're right. You're right!
279
00:11:39,775 --> 00:11:41,370
If Sandy Bullock hadn't fought
280
00:11:41,405 --> 00:11:43,371
to keep the Speed Franchise alive,
281
00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:45,508
we never would've had "Cruise Control".
282
00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:46,875
John, thank you.
283
00:11:46,911 --> 00:11:49,110
I would be lost without you.
284
00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,288
Me too.
285
00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:58,386
Everything okay?
286
00:11:58,423 --> 00:11:59,988
Yeah, everything's good, Stevie.
287
00:12:00,024 --> 00:12:02,967
Everything's good. So
I'm gonna head back,
288
00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:06,693
uh, but you can brainstorm
some things for Roland to do.
289
00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:08,562
And if not, I have a window later,
290
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,068
so I can take the job on if you like.
291
00:12:11,094 --> 00:12:12,667
Just so you're aware, Mr. Rose,
292
00:12:12,701 --> 00:12:14,836
the special is cream of mushroom soup.
293
00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:16,749
We don't actually have
to-go containers for that,
294
00:12:16,773 --> 00:12:18,446
so I've just double-bagged it.
295
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,403
Would you like a spoon, or a straw?
296
00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:32,380
I have to say, David,
I'm a little shocked
297
00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:33,504
that you agreed to do this,
298
00:12:33,538 --> 00:12:35,105
I know how fearful you are of heights.
299
00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:36,940
Hmm. Well, "fearful" makes me
300
00:12:36,975 --> 00:12:39,710
sound like some Dickensian
orphan with a chronic illness.
301
00:12:39,745 --> 00:12:41,345
It's more an aversion.
302
00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:44,581
Yeah, do I wish that Alexis
was a little more specific
303
00:12:44,616 --> 00:12:46,682
when she said we were coming to a park?
304
00:12:46,729 --> 00:12:50,630
Uh maybe, but this, this is
gonna be fun, I think for us.
305
00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,255
- You know?
- Yeah.
306
00:12:52,290 --> 00:12:54,625
David, you look so cute under there!
307
00:12:54,668 --> 00:12:56,701
Like a tiny toadstool man,
308
00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:59,096
or a little acorn person, or something.
309
00:12:59,131 --> 00:13:01,464
Hey! So glad you guys could make it!
310
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,798
I hope you didn't have to like,
311
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:05,134
rearrange your daily
schedule, or anything, hm?
312
00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:06,679
Oh, no, no, no, we just agreed to finish
313
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,337
doing the inventory tomorrow.
314
00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:10,639
Mm, that's a sensible decision.
315
00:13:10,674 --> 00:13:11,679
Yeah.
316
00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,688
They look like they're really
enjoying each other's company.
317
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,846
Yeah, they fake it well.
318
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,582
I actually did one of
these at summer camp.
319
00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:22,796
Yeah, and I couldn't imagine
who wouldn't want to dangle
320
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,120
20 feet in the air on
a series of shaky logs.
321
00:13:25,157 --> 00:13:27,562
It's actually closer to 30 feet, bud.
322
00:13:27,991 --> 00:13:29,403
David's never done
anything like this before.
323
00:13:29,427 --> 00:13:33,072
- Uh oh, we've got a virgin!
- Okay,
324
00:13:33,096 --> 00:13:36,565
you might wanna talk to half
my birthright trip about that.
325
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,961
All right, do you wanna go first, babe?
326
00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:41,610
- Hundred, babe.
- Oh okay, there we go!
327
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:43,471
Hey. Mm!
328
00:13:44,775 --> 00:13:46,542
All right.
329
00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:48,943
You feeling okay, David?
330
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,645
You're looking a little flushed.
331
00:13:50,682 --> 00:13:53,414
No, just using a new tinted
moisturizer, that's all.
332
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,150
It's all right.
333
00:13:55,186 --> 00:13:56,851
- I guess I'll go.
- All right!
334
00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:58,298
This will be a fun adventure for us.
335
00:13:58,322 --> 00:13:59,421
Yes...
336
00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:01,724
Get the clip off, and
you're ready to go.
337
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:05,039
- Babe!
- Whoa, great job, babe!
338
00:14:05,461 --> 00:14:06,928
David!
339
00:14:08,822 --> 00:14:10,989
David!
- Stop!
340
00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:15,135
None of my phone chargers are working!
341
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:16,870
I ask for a pressed juice,
342
00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:18,773
and all I get are blank stares.
343
00:14:18,808 --> 00:14:20,508
Look, I just find it hard to believe
344
00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:22,876
that this was the best
gig you could've gotten me.
345
00:14:22,913 --> 00:14:25,553
Get my days down! Yeah. Hi.
346
00:14:25,578 --> 00:14:26,581
- Hello, again.
- Hi.
347
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,515
I was hoping this might
be an opportune moment
348
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:29,918
to discuss the quagmire
349
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,721
in which you fancy yourself ensnared?
350
00:14:32,755 --> 00:14:34,088
The what to the what now?
351
00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:37,347
I suspect you're viewing
this enterprise as a barrier
352
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,693
rather than a gateway to
the future of your career.
353
00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:41,261
Yeah, you really don't have to worry
354
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,663
- about the future of my career.
- Is that so?
355
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,365
Because I did a little "Ask Jeeves-ing,"
356
00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:47,334
and you, Sir, were recently cut loose
357
00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:49,970
from a high-profile blockbuster.
358
00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:52,072
We had artistic differences.
359
00:14:52,107 --> 00:14:54,610
You were the artist, and
they were indifferent!
360
00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:56,943
Yes, well, nothing is a
sure thing in this business.
361
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,741
Nothing is a sure thing.
362
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,933
Which is why you should
look at every opportunity
363
00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:03,078
as a pearl in an un-shucked oyster.
364
00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:06,297
I would hardly call this an opportunity!
365
00:15:06,455 --> 00:15:08,955
I-I worked in soaps.
366
00:15:09,181 --> 00:15:10,913
They had me play my own father,
367
00:15:10,948 --> 00:15:13,907
who then became pregnant
despite the vasectomy.
368
00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:16,359
I still hold the record
for the longest-running
369
00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:18,620
demonic possession
on daytime television.
370
00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:19,855
Okay, what's your point?
371
00:15:19,892 --> 00:15:21,515
We were number one.
372
00:15:21,993 --> 00:15:24,193
Every project has potential.
373
00:15:24,229 --> 00:15:26,096
If you allow yourself to see it,
374
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,998
and give it the respect it deserves,
375
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:30,133
others just may follow suit.
376
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,883
Yeah, I really wouldn't know
where to start with this one.
377
00:15:34,908 --> 00:15:38,179
Hmm, well, here are my revisions.
378
00:15:38,883 --> 00:15:40,342
If you care to discuss them,
379
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:42,544
I'll be running lines in the nest.
380
00:15:46,974 --> 00:15:48,974
Hey Stevie, don't mind me.
381
00:15:48,999 --> 00:15:52,332
Just coming in for a
quick cup of rocket fuel.
382
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,302
Nobody drinks that
rocket fuel, Mr. Rose.
383
00:15:55,326 --> 00:15:57,135
I know it tastes like something I found
384
00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:59,260
in that gutter out there, but uh...
385
00:15:59,297 --> 00:16:02,230
it's the pick-me-up I need to
finish reorganizing the shed.
386
00:16:05,284 --> 00:16:07,951
You're reorganizing the shed?
387
00:16:07,976 --> 00:16:10,410
That's not on the
calendar 'til next week.
388
00:16:10,573 --> 00:16:12,673
Yeah well, with my evenings free,
389
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:14,043
I mean, normally at this time
390
00:16:14,077 --> 00:16:17,312
Moira and I are deciding
on dinner plans, but uh...
391
00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:18,580
Okay, Mr. Rose,
392
00:16:18,615 --> 00:16:21,833
I know I might be overstepping here,
393
00:16:21,859 --> 00:16:24,852
but I... just wanted you to know
394
00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:27,076
that it's okay to miss your wife.
395
00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:31,697
No, it's just an adjustment, that's all.
396
00:16:31,721 --> 00:16:34,328
I mean, we're making
adjustments all the time.
397
00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:37,467
Yesterday I couldn't drink
this coffee, and now...
398
00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:45,279
we've been serving this
to guests the whole time?
399
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,609
Mr. Rose,
400
00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:49,510
I-I hope that someday I find someone
401
00:16:49,546 --> 00:16:51,379
who I can stand long enough
402
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:54,100
to feel a little lost
when they're not around.
403
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,008
I'm exhausted.
404
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:02,153
Eight days, Stevie.
405
00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:07,451
That's the longest we've gone
without seeing each other.
406
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:09,963
No matter where we were,
407
00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:13,066
and... yeah, we've managed to keep it up
408
00:17:13,102 --> 00:17:15,865
for almost 40 years.
409
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,022
Well, see?
410
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,074
It makes sense that you're a little
411
00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:23,115
out of sorts without her.
412
00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:25,123
I'll tell you what's
not out of sorts anymore,
413
00:17:25,146 --> 00:17:27,213
that shed!
414
00:17:27,249 --> 00:17:29,916
Yeah well, now that
you're done with the shed,
415
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:34,515
maybe you could start sharing
the jobs with Roland again?
416
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:38,134
Yeah well, you're right, Stevie,
417
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,249
and I will call Roland.
418
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:43,606
It's just I'm so tired
419
00:17:43,632 --> 00:17:45,164
From all the work I've been doing,
420
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,701
so I'm thinking...
421
00:17:47,102 --> 00:17:48,867
maybe you could...
422
00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:51,154
No, it's just not my job.
423
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,840
Right.
424
00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:57,450
You can do this, David!
425
00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,445
Just one step at a time!
426
00:17:59,471 --> 00:18:01,337
You're looking pretty
shaky there, David.
427
00:18:01,363 --> 00:18:04,201
I really hope we didn't
"rope" you into something here.
428
00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:06,797
Hey David, just pretend you're in like,
429
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,087
a super dangerous
walk-and-turn sobriety test.
430
00:18:09,123 --> 00:18:10,489
Okay, I don't like this!
431
00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:11,891
Okay well then, just turn around!
432
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:14,093
Why would he agree do this
when he's afraid of heights?
433
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,428
He's not afraid of heights,
434
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,807
He's afraid of moths and butterflies.
435
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,230
And businesswomen in sneakers.
436
00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:19,699
Okay, I can hear you!
437
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,099
And also heights,
438
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,180
something to do with him being
broken up with while he was...
439
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,335
Parasailing in the Seychelles!
440
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,085
He and Anderson Cooper were
stuck up there for like,
441
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,840
three hours, until the wind died down.
442
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,343
I totally forgot! Argh!
443
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,522
- I'm sorry, David!
- Aah!
444
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,914
I'm sorry, you were
right, the quiz was rigged.
445
00:18:37,757 --> 00:18:40,184
- What?!
- What quiz?
446
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,788
Okay, David took this relationship quiz,
447
00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:44,823
and it said that his
relationship was like,
448
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,523
in need of some excitement.
449
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,304
- What?!
- David, I lied!
450
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,429
I took the quiz like, 15 times.
451
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,741
"In Need of a Generator" is like,
452
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:53,932
the only answer you can get.
453
00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:55,432
Oh my God!
454
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:56,813
Okay, I don't know what this is about,
455
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,869
but this generator is running smoothly.
456
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,205
So we're doing all of
this so that you can prove
457
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,740
our relationship is exciting?
458
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,141
I failed the stupid quiz,
459
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:06,477
and Alexis made me feel bad about it.
460
00:19:06,511 --> 00:19:07,957
David, you're basically 40 years old,
461
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,580
I shouldn't be able to make
you feel bad about anything.
462
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,048
I love our relationship.
463
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,951
I love it when you order me pizza.
464
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,353
I love when you use
words like inventory!
465
00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:17,865
I even love those stupid rubber things
466
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,355
you put on your fingers,
467
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,557
'cause you think they
flip the pages faster.
468
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,493
They don't flip the pages faster.
469
00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:25,295
They don't flip the pages faster!
470
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,765
- Okay...
- I'm so sorry!
471
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,412
We're gonna talk about
the fact that we missed
472
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,368
half a day of work to make this happen,
473
00:19:32,403 --> 00:19:35,538
But you did just do a tree
walk 30 feet in the air for us.
474
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,607
- Yes, I did.
- Muah!
475
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,442
All right, guys,
476
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,978
that's one rope down,
seven courses to go.
477
00:19:42,013 --> 00:19:44,013
- Hey.
- Don't touch me.
478
00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:45,648
No.
479
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,380
***
480
00:19:51,772 --> 00:19:55,775
Soon we will walk once more
walk amongst the humans.
481
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:58,778
But until that day
comes, we must remember,
482
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:01,513
the crows don't just have eyes...
483
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:04,593
we also have wings!
484
00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:07,698
Caaaaw! Awk! Caw! Caw!
485
00:20:07,722 --> 00:20:09,154
Cut! Cut.
486
00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:12,932
Let me guess, he didn't
like the rewrites,
487
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,726
I don't know why,
488
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,960
or really, even how,
489
00:20:19,984 --> 00:20:23,286
but something about this actually works.
490
00:20:25,605 --> 00:20:27,906
Oh. All right then, then um...
491
00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:31,176
might I ask why did
we interrupt that take?
492
00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:32,422
Right, so at this point Moira,
493
00:20:32,445 --> 00:20:34,212
I'm gonna have a bunch of digital birds
494
00:20:34,249 --> 00:20:35,948
sort of circling around you,
495
00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:37,884
so if you can just be aware of them.
496
00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:40,853
Yes. Aye, Captain. Note taken.
497
00:20:40,888 --> 00:20:42,221
Let's pick it up from there.
498
00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:43,890
In terms of my eye-line,
499
00:20:43,924 --> 00:20:45,999
how many birds am I clocking?
500
00:20:46,727 --> 00:20:49,115
And of them, how many are mutants?
501
00:20:50,022 --> 00:20:51,328
Okay, winging it.
502
00:20:51,354 --> 00:20:53,086
Action!
503
00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:57,068
Listen to me... aaawk!
504
00:20:57,094 --> 00:21:01,507
The day will come when we
are no longer social outcasts!
505
00:21:01,531 --> 00:21:05,702
I am but a tail-feather
away from finding the cure.
506
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,593
So please...
507
00:21:09,816 --> 00:21:11,449
quiet your caws
508
00:21:11,483 --> 00:21:14,151
so that we may take up our cause...
509
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,886
redemption!
510
00:21:15,922 --> 00:21:17,622
Redemption!
511
00:21:17,656 --> 00:21:20,593
Awk! Awk! Ahaaa!
512
00:21:20,616 --> 00:21:25,616
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