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BRIAN!
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OKAY, BOYS.
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YOU'VE GOT 15 MINUTES.
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WHAT'VE YOU GOT FOR ME?
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THE SCHULMANN SHOE LAYOUT.
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YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT.
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I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
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SORRY.
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YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE?
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YEAH. THE SCHULMANN SHOE MEETING.
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MR. RYDER SAID I SHOULD SIT IN,
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LEARN A THING OR TWO, HE SAID.
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WELL, BRIAN IS THE BEST.
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THE BEST.
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THANKS, BRAD.
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UH, I-I'M BOB.
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I'M BRAD.
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I'M KIP THOMAS.
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I JUST STARTED HERE.
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WELL, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, KIP THOMAS.
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THE BOYS ARE ABOUT TO PUT ON A SHOW.
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SO...
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HOW DO WE MAKE THIS FUCKING UGLY SHOE EXCITING?
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THE SAME WAY WE MADE THOSE FUCKING UGLY RAINCOATS
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EXCITING LAST MAY. MODELS.
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BY TAKING YOUR EYE OFF THIS SHOE...
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AND PUTTING IT ON THIS FACE.
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YEAH, BUT T-THE TROUBLE IS THAT WE'RE NOT SELLING THIS FACE.
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WE'RE SELLING THIS HIDEOUS SHOE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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UH, I LIKE IT. IT'S, UM...
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IT'S REALLY GOOD.
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ONLY...
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ONLY? ONLY?
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WELL, WHY TRY AND HIDE WHAT THE PRODUCT IS?
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GO ON.
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I'D JUST PHOTOGRAPH THE SHOE.
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WITH MAYBE A... A THOUGHT BUBBLE
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SAYING SOMETHING LIKE, UH...
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"I'M NOT HIP...
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I'M A CLASSIC."
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BRIAN, MAY WE CONTINUE, PLEASE?
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NO, YOU MAY NOT.
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"I'M NOT HIP, I'M A CLASSIC."
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YOU'VE GIVEN IT PERSONALITY,
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WITH HUMOUR, AND RETAINED ITS SOCALLED DIGNITY.
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HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
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UH, TWO MONTHS.
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YOU KNOW, THEY'VE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR TWO YEARS.
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DRAW IT UP.
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ME?
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HIM? HIM?
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HIM.
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THE BOYS'LL HELP YOU OUT.
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WON'T YOU, BOYS?
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YOU KNOW, I JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT A YEAR AGO
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I DON'T THINK ANY OF US WOULD HAVE DREAMED THAT WE'D BE...
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SITTING HERE PREGNANT. I MEAN, IT'S...
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REALLY HAPPENED.
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THANKS TO TWO TRUE TRAILBLAZING PIONEERS,
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MELANIE AND LINDSAY.
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NOW YOU'RE ROLE MODELS.
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FOR US ALL. THANK YOU.
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I WISH THEY'D ALL LEAVE.
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SHH, YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO HEAR YOU.
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I DON'T CARE IF THEY DO. WHY DID WE GO THROUGH WITH THIS?
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WE PLANNED IT FOR MONTHS.
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WE COULDN'T DISAPPOINT FRANNY AND ZOE,
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HOW WOULD THEY FEEL?
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HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
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LIKE A LIAR AND A FOOL.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?
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SURE, HONEY, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE.
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I'M GOING TO GO SPIKE THE PUNCH.
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OH, IT'S SO CUTE.
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FRANNY'S SO CUTE AND TINY.
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CHRIST, I HATE CUTE AND TINY.
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OH, GOD.
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YOU'RE PROBABLY HER BEST FRIEND.
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SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
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OH, FUCK.
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I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
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DON'T WORRY ANYWAYS,
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I HATE CUTE AND TINY, TOO.
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BABY LEATHER JACKET, AH!
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THAT IS SO ADORABLE!
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OH, CHRIST, I WOULD JUST KILL
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FOR A CIGARETTE RIGHT ABOUT NOW. MMM.
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ALL THIS BABY BUSINESS IS JUST MAKING ME A LITTLE CRAZY.
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WHY, BECAUSE YOU WANT ONE?
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BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ONE.
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DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LIKE KIDS.
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OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS.
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FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES.
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I'M MORE OF A CAREER DYKE MYSELF.
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I USED TO SAY THE SAME THING.
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THAT WAS UNTIL WE HAD OUR SON.
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HMMM. I'M MELANIE MARCUS.
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YEAH, I KNOW. THE ROLE MODEL.
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I'M MARIANNE MacDONALD. DEFINITELY NOT A ROLE MODEL.
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WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
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THOUGH, I SUPPOSE YOU COULD SAY I AM "PC".
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THAT IS, IF "PC" STANDS FOR...
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"PERFORMS CUNNILINGUS".
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OH, GOD, YOU'RE WICKED.
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THANK YOU.
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SO...
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YOU WANT TO SNEAK OUTSIDE FOR A SMOKE WITH ME?
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P-TOWN PARTY'S COMING UP, BOYS.
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I'LL MAKE THE RESERVATIONS, AS USUAL.
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FOR THE THREE OF US.
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THREE OF US?
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YEAH, ME AND EMMETT AND TED.
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OH, WE NEED SOMEONE OLDER TO CHAPERONE.
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WHAT SPARKLING WIT. I LIVE FOR YOUR REPARTEE.
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AND WHAT ABOUT ME?
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YOU CAN'T GO. WHY NOT?
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YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
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OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
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NO MORE FUN FOR YO-OU.
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OH. DAVID SAID I COULD GO,
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AS LONG AS I BEHAVE MYSELF.
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WELL THEN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF GOING?
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JUST MEANS MORE MEN FOR ME AND EM.
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RIGHT, EM?
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HUH?
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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HE'S GOT RAZOR-BURN ON HIS BALLS.
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I'M FINE.
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I'M FINE.
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WELL THEN GET YOUR ASS ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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YOU'RE COMING? OR DO WE HAVE TO CARRY YOU?
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I JUST, UH, I-I JUST WANT TO FINISH MY DRINK.
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H-HI, IT'S EMMETT.
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HELP!
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THEY'RE MAKING PLANS TO GO TO P-TOWN.
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AND I-I... WANT TO GO.
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UH, ALL THOSE MEN...
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ALL THOSE DRUGS.
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SORRY.
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AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST OF IT.
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TODAY I ALMOST SOLD THE WATCH MY GRANDFATHER GAVE ME
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ON HIS DEATHBED...
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TO BUY A TICKET FOR...
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BARBRA'S ABSOLUTELY FINAL FAREWELL, I-SWEAR-TO-GOD
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THIS-IS-IT CONCERT. I MEAN,
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I CAN BARELY SURVIVE ON MY WEEK'S SALARY
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AND I-I'M GOING TO HELP FILL MRS. BROLIN'S COFFER?
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SICK.
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I'M SICK.
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BUT THERE'S A CURE.
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THAT'S WHY YOU CAME TO "SEE THE LIGHT".
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BELIEVE ME, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
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I'VE BEEN THERE.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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A PICTURE OF A DRAG QUEEN.
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OR YOUR MOTHER.
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THAT WAS ME.
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NO-O-O! COME ON!
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BUT YOU'RE SO...
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STRAIGHT? THANK YOU.
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I KEEP THIS PHOTO AS A REMINDER OF MY FORMER LIFE.
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BUT EVEN THEN, I KNEW UNDER ALL THOSE WIGS
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AND THOSE FABULOUS GOWNS,
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THERE WAS A CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN COMPUTER ANALYST DYING TO BE FREE.
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THAT'S WHAT "SEE THE LIGHT" DID FOR ME.
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AND IT CAN DO THE SAME FOR YOU,
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IF YOU'RE SERIOUS. I AM.
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I AM SERIOUS. I SWEAR TO GOD.
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GOOD. BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF.
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IT WON'T BE EASY.
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AT SOME POINT YOU MAY EVEN HAVE TO EXTRICATE YOURSELF FROM...
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CERTAIN CORRUPT INFLUENCES.
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YOU MEAN MY FRIENDS?
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ARE THEY REALLY YOUR FRIENDS
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IF THEY LEAD YOU INTO TEMPTATION?
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WELL, THEY NEVER DO IT DELIBERATELY.
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EMMETT, IF YOU SEE THE LIGHT
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YOU MUSTN'T ALLOW ANYTHING OR ANYONE
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TO DIVERT YOU FROM THE PATH.
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THANK YOU, MATT, FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
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HEY, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE,
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TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SLIP.
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BRIAN.
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YOU CEO OF THE COMPANY YET?
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AH, GIVE ME A WEEK OR TWO.
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SO, MR. RYDER TOLD ME YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO USE MY IDEAS FOR THE SHOE ADS.
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I'LL STEAL ANYTHING GOOD AND PUT MY NAME ON IT.
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THAT'S GREAT. ALTHOUGH BOB AND BRAD AREN'T TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT.
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WELL, PEOPLE WITH NO TALENT USUALLY AREN'T
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WHEN SOMEONE WITH REAL TALENT COMES ALONG.
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YEAH, I HEAR YOU'RE PRETTY TALENTED YOURSELF.
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IN FACT, YOU HAVE A REPUTATION.
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I DO?
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FOR BEING THE BEST ACCOUNT EXEC IN THE COMPANY.
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YEAH. THAT TOO.
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AND THAT'S WHY I ASKED IF I COULD WORK WITH YOU.
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I THOUGHT RYDER ASSIGNED YOU.
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YEAH. I, UH...
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LIED.
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COME HERE FOR A SECOND, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
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THIS IS A NEW CAMPAIGN WE'RE STARTING FOR LIBERTY AIR.
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I WANT YOU ON THE TEAM.
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OH, MY GOD. THAT'S... TH-THAT'S... FANTASTIC!
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WOW.
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HOW CAN I EVER THANK YOU?
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BY DOING A GOOD JOB.
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YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.
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I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN...
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YOU CAN COUNT ON ME FOR ANYTHING.
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DAY OR NIGHT.
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WELL, YOU REALLY ARE GOING FOR THE GOLD WATCH.
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I MEAN IT.
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BECAUSE I THINK YOU'RE REALLY...
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REALLY AMAZING.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SHIT.
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I'M SORRY, UM...
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO, UH...
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LOOK, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING.
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YEAH, WELL... WHATEVER IT WAS,
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YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
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BECAUSE... I'M THE ONE...
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WHO MAKES THE FIRST MOVE.
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YOU FUCKED HIM IN YOUR OFFICE?
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HE WAS THE BEST THING TO COME ACROSS MY DESK IN A LONG TIME.
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YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
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I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. DON'T TELL ME
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NO ONE'S EVER HAD A "BIG O" AT THE BIG Q.
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I WOULDN'T KNOW. WELL, I WOULD. FROM FIRST-HAND,
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AND I MEAN, "FIRST-HAND" EXPERIENCE.
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ARE YOU SAYING...
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YOU REMEMBER LAST CHRISTMAS WHEN I CAME TO PICK YOU UP
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AND YOU WERE SETTING UP FOR SANTA'S WORKSHOP?
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NOT SANTA, DON'T TELL ME YOU FUCKED SANTA!
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AH, EVEN I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
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I'M NOT INTO FAT.
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HIS ELF.
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YOU DIDN'T!
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WHAT HE LACKED IN FEET HE MADE UP FOR IN INCHES.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
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BUT YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
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I MEAN, DOING IT IN YOUR OFFICE MAY BE A LITTLE TOO HIGH-RISK,
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EVEN FOR YOU.
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BUT HE ASKED FOR IT, HE CAME ON TO ME.
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I GAVE HIM A GREAT OPPORTUNITY,
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AND A GREAT FUCK.
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HE HAS NO COMPLAINTS.
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WELL, IT WAS OUR PLEASURE, FRANNY.
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YEAH, WE HAD FUN TOO.
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SO, I GUESS IT'S ANY DAY NOW.
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WELL WHEN IT HAPPENS, DON'T WORRY. WE'LL BE THERE, OKAY?
256
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LOVE TO ZOE.
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AND MEL SENDS HER LOVE TOO.
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OKAY. BYE!
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FRANNY AND ZOE SEND THEIR LOVE. THAT'S NICE.
260
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THEY REALLY APPRECIATED THE SHOWER
261
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AND THEY REALLY LIKED THE MOBILE I MADE FOR OVER THE CRIB.
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DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED OF BEING CHEERY?
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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WELL, I'M TIRED. I'M TIRED OF PUTTING IN THESE EXTRA HOURS
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SO YOU CAN BE WITH THE BABY, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO,
266
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BE WITH THE BABY? IT'S NOT JUST FOR ME.
267
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I WISH YOU'D STOP SAYING THAT. IT'S SO GUS...
268
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CAN BE RAISED BY ONE OF HIS MOMMIES INSTEAD OF A STRANGER.
269
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NOW CAN I PLEASE JUST GET BACK TO WORK?
270
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NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY YOU BEHAVED AT THE SHOWER.
271
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HOW DID I BEHAVE?
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YOU WERE RUDE.
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CRITICAL, HALF THE TIME YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE.
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOUR? SMILING AND GRACIOUS AS EVER,
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AS IF NOTHING'S WRONG.
276
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OH, PLENTY IS WRONG.
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WE JUST DON'T HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH OUR FRIENDS.
278
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WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD.
279
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MAYBE OUR FRIENDS SHOULD KNOW THAT THEIR ROLE MODELS
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AREN'T SO PERFECT AFTER ALL.
281
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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FOR A SMOKE.
283
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"SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES", "GOOD DICK HUNTING",
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"AS BIG AS IT GETS".
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IT DID GET BIG.
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GONE!
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OH, "FATAL ERECTION". FILM CLASSIC.
288
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I DON'T SUPPOSE IT WOULD DO ANY HARM TO...
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NO. GONE.
290
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STERLING SILVER COCK RING.
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LOOKED FABULOUS ON.
292
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BUT IT DID REQUIRE A LOT OF POLISHING, SO...
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GONE!
294
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HI, EM!
295
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OH, HI.
296
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I JUST CAME BY TO GET THE MAIL.
297
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AH, IT'S RIGHT THERE.
298
00:13:56,184 --> 00:13:58,186
AND WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WANTED TO GRAB A BITE TO...
299
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:01,688
WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
300
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,691
SPRING CLEANING.
301
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IT'S DECEMBER.
302
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:09,196
YEAH, I-I'M JUST... I'M DONATING SOME THINGS TO THE HOMELESS
303
00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,697
SO...
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00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:17,203
BLACK LEATHER CHAPS, PORN TAPES,
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AND A DOUBLEHEADED DILDO.
306
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,211
WELL, YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE
307
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SOME LUCKY BAG LADY VERY HAPPY.
308
00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:32,218
ALL RIGHT, UH, MIGHT AS WELL BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU.
309
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STRAIGHT. STRAIGHT.
310
00:14:34,719 --> 00:14:35,720
IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE, YOU KNOW.
311
00:14:38,223 --> 00:14:39,724
LOOK, I-I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS,
312
00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:42,727
AND YOU'LL SUPPORT ME IN ANYTHING I CHOOSE TO DO.
313
00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:44,229
OF COURSE.
314
00:14:44,229 --> 00:14:45,730
WEREN'T WE THERE TO CHEER YOU ON
315
00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:47,232
WHEN YOU PAINTED YOUR TOENAILS MAGENTA?
316
00:14:50,235 --> 00:14:56,740
I'VE DECIDED THAT I NEED TO EXPLORE THE PART OF ME THAT ISN'T GAY.
317
00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:59,243
AND WHAT PART, PRAY TELL, WOULD THAT BE?
318
00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:03,247
SO, UM, I'M, UH... I'VE JOINED THIS GROUP, "SEE THE LIGHT".
319
00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:04,248
OH, SHIT.
320
00:15:05,749 --> 00:15:08,251
A-AND THEY'RE GOING TO HELP ME FIND MY WAY BACK TO MY TRUE SELF.
321
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:10,253
WHO YOU ARE IS YOUR TRUE SELF.
322
00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:12,755
NO, T-THIS IS WHO I'VE ALLOWED MYSELF TO BECOME.
323
00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:14,257
THAT'S BULLSHIT!
324
00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:15,758
THEY SAID YOU MIGHT REACT BADLY.
325
00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:18,261
YEAH, WHAT ELSE DIDTHEYSAY?
326
00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:20,263
THAT I COULD BE THE PERSON GOD WANTS ME TO BE.
327
00:15:20,263 --> 00:15:22,265
JESUS, EMMETT, THEY'RE BRAINWASHING YOU.
328
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:26,268
NO, THEY'RE NOT. TH-THEY'RE... THEY'RE VERY... VERY NICE PEOPLE.
329
00:15:26,268 --> 00:15:28,770
YEAH, WHO JUST HAPPEN TO WANT EVERY GAY PERSON ON EARTH ANNIHILATED.
330
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:31,273
THEY HAVEN'T OFFERED YOU ANY KOOL-AID YET, HAVE THEY?
331
00:15:31,273 --> 00:15:33,775
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE BEING MOCKED.
332
00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:39,281
THAT'S THE NAPKIN THAT LIZA AUTOGRAPHED TO YOU.
333
00:15:39,281 --> 00:15:40,282
GONE.
334
00:15:43,784 --> 00:15:44,785
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
335
00:15:45,286 --> 00:15:47,788
I'M THE ONE WHO BEGGED HIM TO COME WITH ME FOR MY HIV TEST.
336
00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:49,790
IF HE HADN'T HAD THAT SCARE, THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
337
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,294
YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM LOSING HIS MIND.
338
00:15:53,294 --> 00:15:54,795
MAYBE ALL HE NEEDS IS ONE GOOD FUCK
339
00:15:54,795 --> 00:15:55,796
AND HE'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THIS.
340
00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:00,300
LOOK AT THIS.
341
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,302
ZACK O'TOOL IS IN A PLAY.
342
00:16:02,302 --> 00:16:04,304
THE PORN STAR?
343
00:16:04,304 --> 00:16:07,307
I HAVE HIS ENTIRE OEUVREON DVD.
344
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:09,309
I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD TALK.
345
00:16:09,309 --> 00:16:10,810
I WONDER WHAT KIND OF PLAY IT IS.
346
00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:11,811
WELL WHAT KIND OF PLAY DO YOU THINK SOMETHING
347
00:16:12,312 --> 00:16:13,813
CALLED "TWELVE HORNY MEN" IS?
348
00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:17,316
WHY DON'T WE FIND OUT?
349
00:16:19,818 --> 00:16:21,820
THAT FEELS SO GOOD.
350
00:16:23,322 --> 00:16:25,324
THERE ARE TIMES I WOULD DO ANYTHING
351
00:16:25,324 --> 00:16:26,325
FOR A CIGARETTE.
352
00:16:27,826 --> 00:16:29,828
WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
353
00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:36,334
SO, WHY DON'T YOU INDULGE YOURSELF
354
00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:38,336
WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT?
355
00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:41,339
AH, I GAVE UP SMOKING WHEN THE BABY CAME.
356
00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:43,341
LINDSAY WAS CONCERNED ABOUT SECONDHAND SMOKE AND...
357
00:16:43,341 --> 00:16:45,343
SHE'S RIGHT. IS LINDSAY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE
358
00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:47,345
WHO IS ALWAYS INFURIATINGLY RIGHT?
359
00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:49,347
ABOUT ALMOST EVERYTHING, DAMN HER.
360
00:16:56,353 --> 00:16:57,854
IT'S JUST THAT YOU WERE SUCH A RELIEF,
361
00:16:58,355 --> 00:16:59,856
I MEAN, AT THE SHOWER
362
00:16:59,856 --> 00:17:02,859
EVERYONE TALKING BABIES, BREATHING BABIES.
363
00:17:02,859 --> 00:17:04,361
YES, IT WAS A BIT OPPRESSIVE.
364
00:17:04,361 --> 00:17:06,363
I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG. I LOVE MY SON.
365
00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:08,864
BUT SOMETIMES... SOMETIMES,
366
00:17:08,864 --> 00:17:10,366
YOU JUST NEED SOMETHING ELSE.
367
00:17:18,874 --> 00:17:20,376
DO YOU MIND IF I BUM ANOTHER?
368
00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:21,877
HAVE THE WHOLE PACK.
369
00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:24,380
NO, THAT'S OKAY, ONE'LL DO.
370
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,881
THANK YOU.
371
00:17:31,386 --> 00:17:32,887
"M.M."? YEAH.
372
00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:34,889
YOU, ME AND MARILYN MONROE.
373
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:37,392
WE ALL HAVE THE SAME INITIALS.
374
00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:39,394
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS?
375
00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:41,396
JESUS, THAT TWO OUT OF THREE OF US ARE DYKES.
376
00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:43,897
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY HEARD...
377
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,400
NO, STOP. OH GOD!
378
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,402
I'M SERIOUS.
379
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,405
WELL, I THINK THAT THIS IS FATE.
380
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:52,906
JUST WHEN YOU NEEDED SOMEONE
381
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,408
TO TELL YOUR TROUBLES TO.
382
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,413
NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME,
383
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,414
CONSIDERING I AM YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND
384
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,415
AND WEED PUSHER.
385
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,418
LOOK, EVERYONE HAS THEIR, UH...
386
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,921
YEAH, I KNOW.
387
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,924
AND WAIT TILL YOU GET A LOAD OF MINE.
388
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,430
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING.
389
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,932
THAT WHATEVER'S SAID HERE AT THIS TABLE
390
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,434
DOESN'T GO ANY FURTHER.
391
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:24,936
GIRL SCOUT'S HONOUR.
392
00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:36,447
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ME?
393
00:18:36,447 --> 00:18:37,948
I DON'T DO DATES.
394
00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,452
IT'S NOT A DATE.
395
00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:43,454
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF YOU WANT TO COME TO BABYLON WITH ME.
396
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,961
THE ANSWER'S NO.
397
00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:52,462
I HAVE WORK TO DO.
398
00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:53,963
SINCE WHEN HAS THAT EVER STOPPED YOU?
399
00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:57,967
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STUDYING FOR YOUR S.A.T.s.
400
00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:59,969
DANCING HELPS ME CONCENTRATE.
401
00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:03,973
SERIOUSLY.
402
00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:05,975
HEY, IT RELEASES CERTAIN ENDORPHINS
403
00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,477
SO THAT I CAN STUDY...
404
00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:09,478
HARDER AND FOR LONGER PERIODS OF TIME.
405
00:19:09,478 --> 00:19:11,480
HMM, SO BABYLON IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.
406
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,981
MMM-HMM. YEAH, THAT'S A NEW ONE.
407
00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:14,983
I'LL GET IT.
408
00:19:18,987 --> 00:19:19,988
I'LL GET IT.
409
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:22,491
YEAH?
410
00:19:22,491 --> 00:19:24,493
Hey, it's Kip.
411
00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:26,494
WHO? IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
412
00:19:26,494 --> 00:19:29,997
KIP? AND IT IS BUSINESS,
413
00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:31,999
BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
414
00:19:31,999 --> 00:19:34,001
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO DANCE WITH.
415
00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,503
IT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
416
00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:37,004
AND THEN YOU CAN STUDY...
417
00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:39,006
LONGER AND HARDER.
418
00:19:44,511 --> 00:19:45,512
HEY.
419
00:19:48,515 --> 00:19:49,516
YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING IT?
420
00:19:49,516 --> 00:19:51,518
NO, YOUR DIRECTIONS WERE PERFECT.
421
00:19:51,518 --> 00:19:52,519
GOOD, YOU BROUGHT YOUR WORK.
422
00:19:57,524 --> 00:19:58,525
MAN, THIS IS AWESOME.
423
00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:02,528
WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK?
424
00:20:02,528 --> 00:20:04,029
YEAH, YOU GOT A BEER? YEAH.
425
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:09,034
SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING,
426
00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:10,536
HOW MUCH DOES A PLACE LIKE THIS COST?
427
00:20:13,038 --> 00:20:15,040
MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD ON YOUR CURRENT SALARY.
428
00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:17,543
YEAH, BUT NOT FOR LONG.
429
00:20:20,545 --> 00:20:22,547
YEAH.
430
00:20:22,547 --> 00:20:24,048
I'M SURE YOU'RE GOING TO GO FAR.
431
00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:28,553
YOU MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK AROUND?
432
00:20:28,553 --> 00:20:29,554
GO AHEAD.
433
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,557
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
434
00:20:48,572 --> 00:20:49,573
SO...
435
00:20:51,575 --> 00:20:52,074
WHY DON'T WE, UH...
436
00:20:54,076 --> 00:20:54,577
GET...
437
00:20:58,581 --> 00:20:59,582
STARTED?
438
00:20:59,582 --> 00:21:01,083
THAT'S JUST WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
439
00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:06,589
WE'VE BEEN LOCKED IN THIS JURY ROOM FOR THREE DAYS.
440
00:21:07,089 --> 00:21:09,091
THREE DAYS TRYING TO REACH A VERDICT.
441
00:21:11,593 --> 00:21:13,595
THREE DAYS WITH NO HUMAN CONTACT.
442
00:21:15,597 --> 00:21:17,599
THREE DAYS BREATHING THE AIR IN HERE,
443
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:22,103
THICK WITH THE SMELL OF MAN-STENCH.
444
00:21:23,104 --> 00:21:24,105
SPEAKING OF STENCH,
445
00:21:24,606 --> 00:21:26,107
YOU EVER HEARD SUCH DIALOGUE?
446
00:21:26,107 --> 00:21:27,107
SHH, IT'S BRILLIANT.
447
00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:30,611
WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
448
00:21:30,611 --> 00:21:31,612
TO BREAK THIS DEADLOCK.
449
00:21:36,617 --> 00:21:38,619
AH-H-H!
450
00:21:38,619 --> 00:21:39,620
OO-OH-H-H!
451
00:21:41,622 --> 00:21:43,123
WOW!
452
00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:58,137
THIS MUST BE HOW THEY REACHED THE VERDICT IN THE O.J. TRIAL.
453
00:21:59,639 --> 00:22:02,140
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HUNG JURY.
454
00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:03,642
BRAVO!
455
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:27,164
UH... UH... THAT WAS A VERY INTERESTING PLAY.
456
00:22:27,164 --> 00:22:30,167
TO ME IT CHALLENGES THE VERY NATURE OF OUR LEGAL SYSTEM AND ASKS,
457
00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:32,169
"IS IT IN FACT POSSIBLE TO RECEIVE A FAIR TRIAL?"
458
00:22:32,169 --> 00:22:36,673
OH, I'D SAY OUR JUDICIAL BRANCH IS IN FINE SHAPE.
459
00:22:38,174 --> 00:22:39,175
SO, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SIGN YOUR PROGRAMMES?
460
00:22:40,677 --> 00:22:44,180
UH, ACTUALLY, UH, MR. O'TOOL?
461
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:46,182
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY TALKING TO ZACK O'TOOL.
462
00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:52,188
WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU EVER DID PERSONAL APPEARANCES?
463
00:22:52,188 --> 00:22:55,190
I'M CUTTING THE RIBBON AT A NEW "BED, BONDAGE AND BEYOND" ON SATURDAY.
464
00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:57,693
UH, NO, WE... WE MEANT MORE...
465
00:22:58,193 --> 00:23:00,696
PERSONAL... APPEARANCES.
466
00:23:01,196 --> 00:23:03,198
YOU SEE, A... A... VERY GOOD FRIEND OF OURS
467
00:23:03,198 --> 00:23:06,201
IS HAVING CERTAIN DOUBTS ABOUT HIMSELF
468
00:23:06,201 --> 00:23:08,704
AND SINCE YOU ARE HIS VERY FAVOURITE,
469
00:23:09,204 --> 00:23:10,705
FAVOURITE PORN STAR,
470
00:23:10,705 --> 00:23:12,707
WE THOUGHT A VISIT FROM YOU MIGHT...
471
00:23:12,707 --> 00:23:14,208
TELL HIM TO COME SEE MY SHOW.
472
00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,710
OR WAIT TILL NEXT MONTH,
473
00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:19,213
I'M MAKING MY SHAKESPEAREAN DEBUT AS "CORIOL-ANUS".
474
00:23:19,213 --> 00:23:21,215
OO-OO-OH!
475
00:23:21,215 --> 00:23:23,217
W-WELL IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE BY THEN.
476
00:23:23,217 --> 00:23:24,218
HE NEEDS YOU NOW.
477
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,220
WE'LL PAY, $1,000.
478
00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:28,722
ARE YOU OUT
479
00:23:28,722 --> 00:23:30,724
OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? NO, BUT EMMETT IS.
480
00:24:33,784 --> 00:24:34,785
WELL?
481
00:24:45,795 --> 00:24:46,295
MEL?
482
00:24:48,798 --> 00:24:49,799
SORRY TO WAKE YOU.
483
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:52,801
YOU LEFT SO ANGRY.
484
00:24:53,301 --> 00:24:54,803
WHAT TIME IS IT?
485
00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:58,306
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
486
00:25:30,837 --> 00:25:33,339
NOWHERE.
487
00:25:33,339 --> 00:25:36,843
OUT. NOT TO TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING, OR EVEN CALL?
488
00:25:36,843 --> 00:25:38,845
WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO GUS AND I NEEDED YOU?
489
00:25:51,857 --> 00:25:53,859
I TOLD YOU I WENT FOR A CIGARETTE.
490
00:25:55,861 --> 00:25:56,862
ALL NIGHT?
491
00:25:59,364 --> 00:26:00,866
AREN'T I ALLOWED ANY TIME TO MYSELF?
492
00:26:47,409 --> 00:26:48,911
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
493
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,414
I WAS JUST WORRIED.
494
00:26:53,915 --> 00:26:54,916
HEY.
495
00:26:56,918 --> 00:26:57,919
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
496
00:27:14,935 --> 00:27:15,936
ARE YOU OKAY?
497
00:27:17,938 --> 00:27:18,939
I'M FINE.
498
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:29,448
I'M GOING TO GO SLEEP IN THE GUEST ROOM.
499
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:45,463
OH MY GOD!
500
00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,465
YOU'RE ZACK O'TOOL.
501
00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:50,969
I'M LOOKING FOR EMMETT HONEYCUTT.
502
00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:52,971
OKAY, THAT... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
503
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:54,472
AND WHY IS THAT?
504
00:27:54,472 --> 00:27:55,974
BECAUSE THAT'S ME.
505
00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:58,977
WELL, I HEARD YOU'RE ONE OF MY BIGGEST FANS.
506
00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:01,479
SO I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY AND SEE JUST...
507
00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:02,479
HOW BIG.
508
00:28:02,479 --> 00:28:05,482
I-I KNOW EVERY INCH OF YOU.
509
00:28:05,482 --> 00:28:07,484
I-I MEAN...
510
00:28:07,484 --> 00:28:08,986
I MEAN I... I... I KNOW YOU INSIDE AND...
511
00:28:10,487 --> 00:28:11,989
OUT. UH... I MEAN...
512
00:28:11,989 --> 00:28:12,990
MIND IF I COME IN?
513
00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:14,992
NO. NO.
514
00:28:14,992 --> 00:28:17,494
MAKE, UH, M-M-MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
515
00:28:20,496 --> 00:28:22,498
YOU KNOW HOW P-PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY HOW MUCH SMALLER
516
00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:26,502
M-MOVIE STARS SEEM WHEN YOU S-SEE THEM IN REAL LIFE?
517
00:28:26,502 --> 00:28:30,006
WELL, YOU'RE... YOU'RE A-ACTUALLY...
518
00:28:31,507 --> 00:28:33,509
NOT.
519
00:28:33,509 --> 00:28:37,012
IN FACT, UM, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DID IN THAT, UH,
520
00:28:37,012 --> 00:28:38,513
SCENE IN... IN "HUNG... HUNG LIKE A HORSE"
521
00:28:38,513 --> 00:28:41,516
WHERE YOU RAPE THE TWO STABLE BOYS?
522
00:28:42,017 --> 00:28:44,019
YEAH, ONE OF MY FAVOURITES.
523
00:28:44,019 --> 00:28:46,021
OH, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT ONE I-I REALLY LIKE
524
00:28:46,021 --> 00:28:48,023
IS THAT, UH, SCENE IN "EATING OUT",
525
00:28:48,023 --> 00:28:50,025
WHEN YOU RAPE THE TWO BUSBOYS.
526
00:28:50,525 --> 00:28:51,526
I'M HORNY.
527
00:28:51,526 --> 00:28:53,527
I NEED SOME RELEASE.
528
00:28:53,527 --> 00:28:54,528
OH, MY GOD.
529
00:28:55,029 --> 00:28:57,531
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAY IN "DEEP END, PART 2"
530
00:28:57,531 --> 00:28:59,533
WHEN YOU RAPE THE TWO POOL BOYS.
531
00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:02,036
I GOT THE GOLDEN DILDO FOR BEST ACTOR IN THAT ONE.
532
00:29:02,036 --> 00:29:03,037
UH, I KNOW.
533
00:29:03,037 --> 00:29:06,040
AND IT WAS SO DESERVED.
534
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,042
EMMETT...
535
00:29:08,042 --> 00:29:10,544
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH MY...
536
00:29:10,544 --> 00:29:11,544
BUDDY HERE.
537
00:29:12,545 --> 00:29:14,047
ME?
538
00:29:14,047 --> 00:29:16,049
BLOW ZACK O'TOOL?
539
00:29:17,550 --> 00:29:21,054
I HAVE DREAMT ABOUT THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE.
540
00:29:21,554 --> 00:29:23,056
WELL, HE'S WAITING FOR YOU.
541
00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:38,570
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? I'VE GOT A MEETING
542
00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,072
OUTSIDE THE OFFICE IN 20 MINUTES.
543
00:29:40,072 --> 00:29:42,074
I HOPE IT'S NOT LIKE OUR MEETING OUTSIDE THE OFFICE.
544
00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:43,075
WHAT?
545
00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:46,577
OH.
546
00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:48,079
SO WHEN DO YOU WANT TO GET TOGETHER?
547
00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:49,580
ASK CYNTHIA TO CHECK MY SCHEDULE,
548
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,082
MAYBE AFTER THE SCHULMANN MEETING.
549
00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:52,583
I MEANT FOR DINNER.
550
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:54,085
I DON'T KNOW. I'M LATE.
551
00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:56,587
LISTEN, BEFORE YOU GO, THERE'S SOMETHING
552
00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,089
I WANT TO ASK YOU.
553
00:30:00,591 --> 00:30:02,093
YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS.
554
00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:03,593
DAVE HARCOURT'S BEING BUMPED UP TO DIRECTOR,
555
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,596
WHICH MEANS HIS MANAGER POSITION'S GOING TO BE AVAILABLE.
556
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:09,099
I'D LIKE TO GO UP FOR IT.
557
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:10,100
AND I'D LIKE YOU TO RECOMMEND ME.
558
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,602
I THINK I'D BE DAMN GOOD.
559
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:14,104
I THINK YOU WOULD BE, TOO.
560
00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:16,106
THANKS. BUT NOT YET.
561
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:18,108
WHY NOT? IT'S TOO SOON.
562
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,110
THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING ME HOW GREAT MY IDEAS ARE?
563
00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:23,112
THEY ARE, BUT YOU STILL HAVE A LOT TO LEARN.
564
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:24,613
I CAN LEARN ON THE JOB.
565
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:26,115
I ADMIRE YOUR AMBITION,
566
00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:28,617
BUT YOU NEED THE EXPERIENCE TO BACK IT UP.
567
00:30:28,617 --> 00:30:30,619
GIVE IT TIME. I DON'T HAVE TIME.
568
00:30:30,619 --> 00:30:33,122
BY THEN THEY'LL HAVE GIVEN IT TO SOMEONE ELSE.
569
00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:34,623
LOOK, I KNOW I'D BE PERFECT.
570
00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:38,626
I TOLD YOU.
571
00:30:38,626 --> 00:30:40,128
YOU'RE NOT READY.
572
00:30:46,134 --> 00:30:47,635
ANOTHER BOY.
573
00:30:47,635 --> 00:30:50,138
NO ONE IN THE GROUP'S HAD A GIRL YET.
574
00:30:50,138 --> 00:30:52,140
I KNOW TWO GUYS, HARRY AND SAM,
575
00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,641
THEY JUST HAD A LITTLE GIRL.
576
00:30:53,641 --> 00:30:54,641
AW-W-W.
577
00:30:56,143 --> 00:30:58,145
I'M LINDSAY. MARIANNE.
578
00:30:58,645 --> 00:30:59,646
UH, I WAS AT THE SHOWER.
579
00:30:59,646 --> 00:31:01,148
THAT'S RIGHT.
580
00:31:01,148 --> 00:31:03,150
YEAH. HUH.
581
00:31:03,650 --> 00:31:06,153
YEAH. YOU KNOW, YOU TWO REALLY HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME,
582
00:31:06,653 --> 00:31:08,155
AND A BEAUTIFUL SON.
583
00:31:08,155 --> 00:31:10,657
HELL, YOU'VE GOT A BEAUTIFUL LIFE.
584
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,662
I HOPE YOU TWO TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER,
585
00:31:16,662 --> 00:31:18,164
YOU KNOW, PROTECT WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
586
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,667
YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE IT.
587
00:31:30,175 --> 00:31:31,176
FRANNY AND ZOE HAD A BOY.
588
00:31:31,676 --> 00:31:32,677
HIS NAME'S HOLDEN.
589
00:31:32,677 --> 00:31:33,678
THERE YOU ARE, MEL.
590
00:31:33,678 --> 00:31:35,680
COME LOOK AT GUS' NEW BEST FRIEND.
591
00:31:41,686 --> 00:31:42,687
YEAH.
592
00:31:42,687 --> 00:31:44,689
HE'S, UH, GORGEOUS.
593
00:31:46,190 --> 00:31:47,191
ISN'T IT LIKE DEJA VU?
594
00:31:47,191 --> 00:31:48,692
I MEAN, IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO
595
00:31:49,193 --> 00:31:50,694
THAT YOU AND LINZ WERE RIGHT HERE.
596
00:31:50,694 --> 00:31:53,197
I REMEMBER HOW RADIANT YOU TWO LOOKED.
597
00:31:53,197 --> 00:31:54,698
YOU TWO LOOK THE SAME WAY.
598
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,201
WOULD YOU GUYS EXCUSE ME?
599
00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:06,709
MEL?
600
00:32:12,215 --> 00:32:14,717
WE WERE RADIANT, WEREN'T WE?
601
00:32:14,717 --> 00:32:16,219
WHEN WE WERE HERE, WHEN WE HAD GUS,
602
00:32:16,219 --> 00:32:17,720
WE WERE SO HAPPY.
603
00:32:18,221 --> 00:32:19,722
YEAH, IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF MY LIFE.
604
00:32:22,224 --> 00:32:23,725
OUR LIVES.
605
00:32:28,230 --> 00:32:30,732
SO HOW DID IT GET TO THIS?
606
00:32:30,732 --> 00:32:33,735
TO WHAT? TO WHERE WE ARE.
607
00:32:33,735 --> 00:32:36,738
WE HAVE OUR PROBLEMS, BUT...
608
00:32:36,738 --> 00:32:38,239
NO, THEY'RE JUST NOT PROBLEMS.
609
00:32:38,239 --> 00:32:39,740
EVERYTHING'S WRONG.
610
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:40,741
NOT EVERYTHING.
611
00:32:43,244 --> 00:32:44,245
LOOK, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
612
00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:46,247
IF IT WOULD HELP TO TALK TO SOMEONE,
613
00:32:46,247 --> 00:32:48,249
THEN THAT'S WHAT WE SHOULD DO, LIKE YOU SAID.
614
00:32:53,254 --> 00:32:54,754
SOMETHING HAPPENED.
615
00:32:55,255 --> 00:32:55,755
WHAT?
616
00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:01,261
SOMETHING...
617
00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:04,764
HAPPENED. I-I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO...
618
00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:07,767
BUT IT DID.
619
00:33:09,269 --> 00:33:10,770
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT DO YOU...
620
00:33:10,770 --> 00:33:11,770
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
621
00:33:22,781 --> 00:33:23,782
YOU...
622
00:33:31,789 --> 00:33:32,790
YOU...
623
00:33:38,796 --> 00:33:39,797
WHO WAS IT?
624
00:33:41,299 --> 00:33:42,800
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
625
00:33:45,303 --> 00:33:47,304
THE NURSE HAS COME TO GET THE BABY.
626
00:33:47,304 --> 00:33:48,805
YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE MINUTES.
627
00:33:59,816 --> 00:34:00,817
I'M SORRY, LINZ.
628
00:34:18,834 --> 00:34:22,337
Y-YOU HOOKED EMMETT UP WITH ZACK O'TOOL?
629
00:34:22,337 --> 00:34:24,839
I WISH I COULD'VE BEEN THERE TO SEE HIS FACE
630
00:34:24,839 --> 00:34:27,342
WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR. OH, JUST SAW HIM STANDING THERE.
631
00:34:27,342 --> 00:34:29,844
ZACK O'TOOL'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE A 12-INCH DICK.
632
00:34:29,844 --> 00:34:32,847
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO ZACK O'TOOL IS?
633
00:34:32,847 --> 00:34:34,849
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO THE MANRAMMER IS.
634
00:34:34,849 --> 00:34:36,351
EVEN SCHOOLBOYS?
635
00:34:36,351 --> 00:34:38,352
OF COURSE. THAT'S PART OF THE CURRICULUM.
636
00:34:38,352 --> 00:34:39,853
GAY PORN STARS 101.
637
00:34:39,853 --> 00:34:40,854
YEAH, AND HERE'S THE FIRST LESSON,
638
00:34:40,854 --> 00:34:42,356
THOSE THAT CAN, DO,
639
00:34:42,356 --> 00:34:43,857
AND THOSE THAT CAN'T WATCH PORN.
640
00:34:48,862 --> 00:34:50,364
SEE YA, BOYS.
641
00:34:56,369 --> 00:34:57,370
HEY, BRIAN.
642
00:34:58,871 --> 00:35:00,373
YOU WANNA DANCE?
643
00:35:00,373 --> 00:35:01,874
I DON'T THINK SO.
644
00:35:01,874 --> 00:35:03,876
WE'RE NOT IN THE OFFICE NOW, LET'S GET DOWN.
645
00:35:04,377 --> 00:35:04,877
I'M BUSY.
646
00:35:06,379 --> 00:35:07,380
OR AT LEAST I WAS.
647
00:35:08,381 --> 00:35:10,383
WHAT'RE YOU ON? DOUBLE BUMPS.
648
00:35:10,383 --> 00:35:12,384
YOU SHOULDN'T LET SENIOR MANAGEMENT KNOW THAT.
649
00:35:12,884 --> 00:35:13,885
I'M JUST CELEBRATING.
650
00:35:13,885 --> 00:35:15,387
SEE, TONIGHT'S A SPECIAL OCCASION.
651
00:35:15,387 --> 00:35:17,389
OH? YEAH, YOU DIDN'T HEAR?
652
00:35:17,389 --> 00:35:18,890
J-JIM CLEMENSKI GOT THAT POSITION.
653
00:35:18,890 --> 00:35:21,393
YOU KNOW THE ONE YOU... WOULDN'T RECOMMEND ME FOR?
654
00:35:21,393 --> 00:35:23,395
LOOK, I TOLD YOU... YOU OWED IT TO ME.
655
00:35:23,395 --> 00:35:24,396
WHY, BECAUSE I FUCKED YOU?
656
00:35:26,398 --> 00:35:27,899
YOU WEREN'T THAT GOOD.
657
00:35:32,403 --> 00:35:33,904
I'M GAY, YOU'RE GAY.
658
00:35:36,407 --> 00:35:38,409
YEAH, WE'RE ALL GAY.
659
00:35:38,409 --> 00:35:41,412
DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS I OWE YOU SOME FAVOUR?
660
00:35:41,412 --> 00:35:42,913
HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET AHEAD
661
00:35:42,913 --> 00:35:43,914
IF WE DON'T HELP EACH OTHER?
662
00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:48,418
THE SAME WAY THAT I DID. BY HELPING YOURSELF.
663
00:35:49,419 --> 00:35:50,420
YEAH, AND BY DOING YOUR JOB
664
00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:52,422
BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.
665
00:35:52,422 --> 00:35:55,425
IF YOU CAN DO THAT, THEN TRUST ME,
666
00:35:55,425 --> 00:35:56,926
THEY WON'T GIVE A SHIT WHERE YOU STICK YOUR DICK.
667
00:35:57,427 --> 00:35:58,428
AND DON'T MIX THAT WITH BOOZE.
668
00:36:00,430 --> 00:36:02,432
THERE. I DID YOU A FAVOUR.
669
00:36:05,934 --> 00:36:07,436
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? CALL ME.
670
00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:08,937
THAT'S THE FOURTH MESSAGE I'VE LEFT FOR HIM.
671
00:36:08,937 --> 00:36:09,938
HE'S PROBABLY STILL RECOVERING
672
00:36:10,439 --> 00:36:13,442
FROM HAVING ZACK O'TOOL FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT.
673
00:36:13,442 --> 00:36:15,444
WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES FOR HIM NEVER TO THINK OF "SEE THE LIGHT" AGAIN,
674
00:36:15,444 --> 00:36:18,947
THEN THAT $1,000
DOLLARS I SPENT WAS WELL WORTH IT. OH, GOD.
675
00:36:24,452 --> 00:36:26,954
OH, THERE HE IS! EM, EMMETT!
676
00:36:26,954 --> 00:36:27,955
EMMETT!
677
00:36:36,464 --> 00:36:37,465
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
678
00:36:37,465 --> 00:36:38,465
DID YOU GET OUR MESSAGES?
679
00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:39,466
UH, I'VE BEEN BUSY.
680
00:36:39,466 --> 00:36:40,967
I'LL BET YOU HAVE.
681
00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:42,469
SO, COME HAVE A DRINK WITH US.
682
00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:44,471
UH, I-I CAN'T, I'M... I'M MEETING SOMEONE.
683
00:36:44,971 --> 00:36:45,972
A GUY?
684
00:36:45,972 --> 00:36:47,974
IF YOU MUST KNOW, YES.
685
00:36:47,974 --> 00:36:49,976
HIS NAME'S MATT. GUYS NAMED MATT ARE,
686
00:36:49,976 --> 00:36:53,980
BY MY CALCULATION. 87.5% CUTE.
687
00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:54,980
IT MUST HAVE WORKED.
688
00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:56,982
SO, TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.
689
00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:57,983
ALL ABOUT WHAT?
690
00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,485
THE OTHER NIGHT.
691
00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:00,986
THE OTHER NIGHT?
692
00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:02,488
YOU KNOW, WHEN A CERTAIN SOMEONE
693
00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:04,490
WITH A WELLENDOWED SOMETHING
694
00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:06,992
CAME A TAP-TAPTAPPING AT YOUR CHAMBER DOOR.
695
00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:08,494
OH, YOU MEAN ZACK.
696
00:37:08,494 --> 00:37:10,996
"OH, YOU MEAN ZACK." I LOVE HOW HE'S SO BLASE ABOUT IT.
697
00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,498
IT WAS QUITE AN EYE-OPENING EXPERIENCE.
698
00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:14,499
AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.
699
00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:16,000
OH, ANYTHING FOR A FRIEND.
700
00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:18,002
JUST AS LONG AS IT DID THE TRICK.
701
00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:19,003
IT DID THE TRICK, ALL RIGHT.
702
00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:20,505
I-I... REALLY I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
703
00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:24,008
IT HELPED ME PROVE TO MYSELF THAT, UH,
704
00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:27,011
I CAN RESIST ANY TEMPTATION,
705
00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:29,013
EVEN THE ONLY MAN I'VE EVER HAD A SPONTANEOUS
706
00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:30,514
ORGASM OVER...
707
00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:33,016
PROVIDED MY RESOLVE IS STRONG ENOUGH.
708
00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:36,019
WHAT?
709
00:37:36,019 --> 00:37:38,021
WHAT, DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?
710
00:37:38,021 --> 00:37:39,523
TALKED. YOU TALKED?
711
00:37:40,023 --> 00:37:41,525
DID YOU KNOW THAT HE STUDIED ACTING WITH UTA HAGEN,
712
00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:43,026
AND HE'S FLUENT IN THREE LANGUAGES?
713
00:37:43,026 --> 00:37:46,529
YEAH, THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF TONGUE ACTION I PAID $1,000 FOR.
714
00:37:46,529 --> 00:37:47,530
YOU PAID $1,000?
715
00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:49,031
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID, BUDDY.
716
00:37:49,031 --> 00:37:52,034
WOW, THEY TOLD ME YOU WOULD STOP AT NOTHING
717
00:37:52,034 --> 00:37:54,036
TO PREVENT ME FROM FINDING MY TRUE SELF,
718
00:37:54,036 --> 00:37:55,538
AND THEY WERE RIGHT.
719
00:37:55,538 --> 00:37:56,539
EMMETT, LISTEN TO ME.
720
00:37:56,539 --> 00:37:59,041
YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND YOUR TRUE SELF.
721
00:37:59,542 --> 00:38:01,544
YOUR TRUE SELF IS A BIG, NELLY QUEEN
722
00:38:02,044 --> 00:38:03,546
WHO LIKES TO GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND SUCK COCK,
723
00:38:03,546 --> 00:38:05,046
AND ONCE A YEAR ON HALLOWEEN
724
00:38:05,547 --> 00:38:07,549
DRESS UP AS THE UGLIEST FUCKING CHER
725
00:38:07,549 --> 00:38:08,550
THAT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.
726
00:38:09,050 --> 00:38:10,051
AND THAT'S OKAY.
727
00:38:11,553 --> 00:38:13,054
NOW YOU'VE GOT TO GET AWAY FROM THOSE SICKO CREEPS
728
00:38:13,054 --> 00:38:15,056
BEFORE THEY DESTROY YOU.
729
00:38:15,056 --> 00:38:17,559
NO. NO, ACTUALLY
730
00:38:17,559 --> 00:38:19,060
IT'S YOU I H-HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM.
731
00:38:20,061 --> 00:38:21,562
UH, THEY TRIED TO TELL ME THAT,
732
00:38:21,562 --> 00:38:24,064
ONLY I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE THEM.
733
00:38:24,565 --> 00:38:26,567
BUT NOW I SEE THE LIGHT.
734
00:38:48,588 --> 00:38:49,589
MEL?
735
00:38:51,591 --> 00:38:53,092
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO.
736
00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:58,597
I'VE CAUSED ENOUGH HARM.
737
00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:02,100
IT WOULD ONLY BE DESTRUCTIVE TO YOU, TO ME, TO GUS.
738
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:04,102
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
739
00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:06,605
TO HER?
740
00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:10,609
THERE WAS NEVER ANY INTENTION OF IT,
741
00:39:11,109 --> 00:39:14,111
ON EITHER OF OUR PARTS, TO BE ANYTHING MORE THAN WHAT IT WAS.
742
00:39:14,111 --> 00:39:17,114
I'M GOING TO GO STAY AT MY COUSIN RITA'S.
743
00:39:17,114 --> 00:39:19,617
THE ONE WITH THE OVERBITE WHO NEVER THOUGHT WE'D MAKE IT?
744
00:39:25,122 --> 00:39:26,123
GOD.
745
00:39:29,626 --> 00:39:31,628
WELL, I THINK SHE DESERVES THE PRIZE FOR BEING RIGHT, HUH?
746
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:46,142
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S EVERYTHING FOR NOW.
747
00:39:49,144 --> 00:39:52,147
CAN I HAVE A MOMENT ALONE WITH GUS?
748
00:40:02,658 --> 00:40:04,659
OO-OH.
749
00:40:46,198 --> 00:40:48,701
WE THOUGHT THE NOSTALGIC REFERENCE TO THE '50s
750
00:40:48,701 --> 00:40:50,202
WOULD APPEAL TO THE DENTURE SET.
751
00:40:50,202 --> 00:40:52,705
BY REMINDING THEM THAT THEIR BEST YEARS ARE BEHIND THEM?
752
00:40:52,705 --> 00:40:54,707
AND THAT ALL THEY HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO
753
00:40:54,707 --> 00:40:56,207
IS FURTHER DETERIORATION
754
00:40:56,207 --> 00:40:57,709
AND DEATH.
755
00:40:58,209 --> 00:40:59,711
W-WE THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE THEM SMILE.
756
00:41:01,713 --> 00:41:04,215
THEY'RE AFRAID TO SMILE.
757
00:41:04,215 --> 00:41:05,717
THEIR FUCKING TEETH WILL FALL OUT.
758
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,222
WHERE'S KIP?
759
00:41:11,222 --> 00:41:12,724
UH, HE CALLED IN SICK.
760
00:41:12,724 --> 00:41:14,725
SHIT.
761
00:41:17,227 --> 00:41:18,228
BRIAN, CAN I TALK WITH YOU?
762
00:41:18,228 --> 00:41:19,730
I'LL FINISH BERATING YOU LATER.
763
00:41:28,238 --> 00:41:29,740
WHAT'S UP? YOU TELL ME.
764
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,242
LEGAL JUST RECEIVED THIS FAX FROM KIP THOMAS' LAWYER.
765
00:41:37,747 --> 00:41:40,750
HE SAYS THAT YOU PROMISED TO HELP MR. THOMAS' CAREER
766
00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:42,251
IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS
767
00:41:43,753 --> 00:41:46,255
AND THAT WHEN HE, UM, COMPLIED,
768
00:41:46,756 --> 00:41:48,757
YOU RESCINDED YOUR OFFER.
769
00:41:48,757 --> 00:41:51,259
WELL, THAT'S COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT.
770
00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:53,261
WELL, BULLSHIT OR NOT, HE IS SUING YOU...
771
00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:55,764
AND US,
772
00:41:55,764 --> 00:41:57,265
FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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