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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what
the odds are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's going
to stop me now
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hello!
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Yeah, yeah, Tina, Hi!
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Yeah. No, Balki's
not here right now.
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Can I take your number?
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Uh-huh.
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if he is free on Tuesday.
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Oh, your second date!
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Well, you are a lucky,
lucky girl!
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Larry, dating all
these women at once
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is sending Balki down
a terrible and lonely road.
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I think that deep down,
he's miserable.
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Okay, you lost me.
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Balki has had 20 dates
in the last two weeks.
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You call that misery?
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Balki is trying to fill
the void left by Mary Anne.
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He's never gonna be happy
until they get back together.
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All right, all right,
uh, Jen,
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but Balki has moved on.
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(CHUCKLING)
He is now living
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every bachelor's dream.
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Trust me,
he is very, very happy.
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Well, aren't ya gonna
invite me in for a nightcap?
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(GIGGLING AND EXCLAIMING)
Goodnight. Oh!
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Watch your fingers,
watch your fingers, fingers.
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Well, here's
the happy bachelor!
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(LAUGHING)
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So, Balki...
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Did you have fun
on your date with Heather?
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She owns her own trampoline.
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Need I say more?
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See? Huh?
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And what about last night?
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Ooh, Kimberley. Yeah.
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Yeah. What a woman.
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What a wonderful woman
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and what a special
evening we had.
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We went to a magic show
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and, uh, she was picked
out of the audience
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to be a contestant.
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They put her in a box
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and I still don't know
where she is.
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Oh, yeah, Jen,
he is real miserable.
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Yeah, life don't get
much better than this.
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No, sir!
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(LAUGHS)
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No way!
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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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So you really are happy?
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(SOBS) Oh, God! Jennifer!
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You can see through me
like an empty aquarium.
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I feel like I'm sitting
on the dock at the bay...
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Wasting time.
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(SOBS)
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All right, maybe "Happy"
isn't exactly the right word.
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Larry, you have to go
talk to him.
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He's feeling empty
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and shallow and he's
quoting song lyrics
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because he misses Mary Anne.
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All right, all right,
I'll talk to him
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Yes, it does.
No, he just...
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He just needs to slow
down his dating habits.
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He's confused
because he's dating
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too many women at a time.
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I experienced the same thing
when I was in college.
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Well, I read about the same
thing when I was in college.
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Anyway, I will
straighten him out.
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(CRYING)
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Balki, Balki, Balki,
come on, come on.
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Now let me, let me
get this straight.
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You're dating all
these gorgeous women,
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sometimes two, three a day.
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Yeah.
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You're not happy?
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was to juggle three women
at the same time...
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I tried it and I almost
dislocated my shoulder.
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(GROANING)
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All right, Balki,
listen, listen.
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I'm gonna give you
a slight adjustment
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to some of the advice
I gave you earlier.
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Well, cousin,
your exact words were,
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"Balki, you got to date
until your head caves in
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"and then remember
every little detail
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"so you can tell me
about it later."
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Balki, I think
you gotta slow down.
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You know, get to know
the women that you date.
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You know,
find out who they are
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what they're like.
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Learn to listen to their
inane little stories.
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LARRY: I talked
to Balki, he's happy.
End of conversation.
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Larry, he's not happy!
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I'm sure he still
loves Mary Anne
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and Mary Anne still loves him.
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(SIGHS) Well, I think
he's over Mary Anne.
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I'm glad you're both here,
I have some wonderful news
to share with you.
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I've met her!
The girl of my dreams!
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And I owe it all to this
big Cucamonga over here!
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Cousin Larry!
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Hey, we're all gonna
go out to dinner
tonight to celebrate!
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Really?
Well, Balki.
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Congratulations!
Where'd you meet her?
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On the carousel in the park,
about an hour ago.
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I think she was swayed by
the fact that, uh, my shirt
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wasn't tucked
into my underwear.
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Balki, before you decide
she's the girl for you,
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don't you think you
should spend a little
more time with her?
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Oh, sometimes,
you know, love just
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hits you in the stomach
and makes you nauseous.
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And this girl makes me sick.
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She's in the kitchen
right now, I'd like
to bring her out
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and introduce you to her.
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Well, there goes
one happy man!
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He's met a girl,
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he's moving on with his life,
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and he owes it all to me.
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I don't buy it, Larry.
He still loves Mary Anne.
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(SCOFFS) Jennifer,
I know how you feel
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but Mary Anne
is in his deep past.
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He is over Mary Anne
for good.
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Cousin Larry?
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Honey, this is Cousin Larry
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and his wife, Jennifer.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Cousin Larry, are you
a friend of Balki's
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or are you related?
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Is she one of a kind or what?
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Balki, you said
that before dinner
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we could race our jackets
down the laundry chute.
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Last one up the stairs
is a rotten eggbeater!
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And we owe this all to you!
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Honey, I think you're really
gonna like this restaurant.
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The food is excellent,
the service is great,
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and the bread sticks
are just small enough
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to stick up your nose.
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Good evening.
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May I help you?
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Yes, uh, Bartokomous,
party of four.
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Uh...
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The other two
are in the parking lot.
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My cousin is negotiating
with the parking attendant.
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Jennifer, for the last time,
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I admit I was wrong
about Balki.
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Larry, it doesn't matter
who's right or wrong.
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What's important
is what we do about it.
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Got any ideas?
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Not a one.
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But I did just save us
a buck on parking!
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Oh, here we are.
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Excuse us.
Oh.
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Uh, uh, move, move.
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(LAUGHING)
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Okay, okay, fine.
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Hi. We have reservations...
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(GASPS)
Look who just walked in!
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Oh! Uh, all right,
all right, don't panic.
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(STAMMERING)
I'll take care of this.
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Uh, Balki, uh...
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I think you should know
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an old friend
of yours is here.
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Ah! Well, of course.
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Mary Anne.
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MARY ANNE:
How long is the wait?
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Mary Anne. Mary Anne.
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Hi, Balki.
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Hi, Mary Anne.
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Um... How are you?
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Fine.
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You look just great.
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Are you happy?
Oh, couldn't be happier!
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Well, I'm happy
to hear you're happy.
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Honey, this is happy.
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I mean, this is, uh...
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This is, this is Mary Anne.
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And Mary Anne,
this is Honey.
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It's nice to meet you, Honey.
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It's very nice
to meet you, too.
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I love your hair.
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I can never get mine
to do that.
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Mary Anne, would you
like to join us?
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Okay, but,
but I'm here with my date.
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Oh, you... You are?
Well, that's great.
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Yeah, I think
you'd really like him.
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Well, sure. Well,
he can join us, too.
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Where is he?
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Oh, there he is.
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Yoo-hoo, over here.
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Everyone, this is Nico.
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He's pretty special.
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Oh, go on with you.
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I'm happy to make
your acquaintance.
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What did he just say?
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He said he's happy
to make your acquaintance.
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Oh, pleased to meet you.
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Larry, what are
we going to do?
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I don't know.
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But maybe two people
who look exactly like us
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will come in
and explain it to us.
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(MUSIC PLAYS)
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Mary Anne and Balki are dating
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I can't believe it!
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Well, I can't believe
there's no cheesecake.
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Larry!
All right, all right,
all right, look.
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We'll just go back
to the table
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sit down, drop
a few subtle hints
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and get them to see
what's going on.
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So, anyway, to this day
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the moose doesn't know
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what happened
to his shower cap!
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(LAUGHING)
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(BOTH SIGHING)
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I don't get it.
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Neither do I.
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Oh, but I love
your accent, Nico.
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Are you from Mypos, too?
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No, I'm from Greece.
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Why does everyone think
I'm from Mypos?
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With that nose?
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Uh, Nico, your, your vest
is very beautiful.
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I know I've seen one
very similar to it before.
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Mary Anne, does this vest
look familiar to you?
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You know, you're right!
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I don't believe
I didn't see this sooner!
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We used to have a couch
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made out of that
same material.
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Balki?
Mmm-hmm.
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Would you like some pepper?
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Pepper!
Oh, Balki never uses pepper.
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It makes his feet itch.
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You remembered.
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Is it just me...
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...or is there
an amazing similarity
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between the four of you?
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Well, of course there is.
Don't be ridiculous!
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Finally!
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We all ordered rice.
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Okay, Balki.
Mmm?
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Come with me
to the dessert cart.
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No, cousin, I've got
a knife full of peas here
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and they're all just nice and
tepid and room temperature.
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Really nice.
261
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,535
Cousin, cousin!
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00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,075
You're embarrassing me!
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00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,012
Don't you see
what's going on here?
264
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,114
You mean about Mary Anne?
Yes!
265
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,648
I can't believe you
brought that up.
266
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,684
I thought I was
the only one that saw it.
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00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,819
Nico is all wrong for her.
268
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,088
I mean, the, the...
He's just...
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00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,957
He's got a silly accent...
270
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,561
He smells of goat cheese,
and those clothes!
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00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,631
Those clothes! Stop it!
Take him shopping!
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00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:38,171
Plus he's got
the attention span of a child.
273
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,107
Oh, they're balancing
spoons on their noses.
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00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,009
I want in on this.
275
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,182
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,952
Wrong seat! Wrong seat! Um...
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00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,655
Can I... Would it be all right
if I, if I... I'm sorry.
278
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:59,492
I didn't mean to--
You know, that's all right.
279
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,094
No, go ahead.
Thank you very much, cousin.
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(CHATTERING)
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00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,971
(MUSIC PLAYS)
282
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,545
Balki, would you
come down here, please?
283
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,480
We have to talk!
284
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,183
You know, I was sure
they would catch on last night
285
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,185
when people in the restaurant
kept on coming up
286
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:28,055
and asking them if they were
the Doublemint Twins.
287
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,824
Well, they didn't
catch on, Larry,
288
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,460
and that's why it's up
to you and me to just
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00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:36,129
point them
in the right direction.
290
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,731
Is this gonna take long?
Because I have plans.
291
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,501
Uh, Honey and I are going
to the museum today.
292
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,503
This is the day
they wax the floors.
293
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,039
It's perfect
for skating in your socks.
294
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,042
Balki, have a seat.
295
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:55,382
Uh, Jennifer and I wanted
to ask you about something.
296
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,118
Uh, how do you
feel about Honey?
297
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,153
I adore honey on a muffin.
298
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,623
In tea, I have to go
with granulated sugar.
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00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,828
I mean Honey, the girl.
300
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:14,501
Honey Lebowitz!
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00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:20,173
Innocent.
302
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,643
So, you like her?
303
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,813
Oh, no one compares
to Mary Anne.
304
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,282
A-ha! What did you just say?
305
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:32,018
(STAMMERING) She just said,
"So, you like her?"
306
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,154
And I said,
"No one compares to Honey."
307
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,723
No, you said Mary Anne,
not Honey.
308
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,725
You said, "No one
compares to Mary Anne."
309
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:39,826
No, I didn't.
310
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,361
I heard it, too.
311
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:45,198
What? What is it with you two?
I know my own voice.
312
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,700
Hello?
313
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,672
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
314
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,779
Hi, Mary Anne!
Look, everyone,
it's Mary Anne!
315
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,117
How are you?
316
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,720
Is this gonna take long?
317
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,789
They wax the floors
at the museum today.
318
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,861
Before you say anything
to these two,
319
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,696
I just want you to know
320
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:17,964
the lights are on
321
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,300
but they don't own homes.
322
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,871
If you get what I mean, okay.
323
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,608
Mary Anne,
I'm glad you're here.
324
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,378
Jennifer and I thought
that, uh, we should all
325
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,413
get together and, uh, chat.
326
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,717
You know, about, uh,
current events, the weather...
327
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,820
Displacement of true feelings
for one person onto another
328
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,890
having similar, almost
identical characteristics.
329
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,561
You know...
330
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,829
Stuff!
331
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,135
Need I say more?
332
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,604
(WHISTLING)
333
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,507
Mary Anne, have you noticed
334
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,609
that you and Balki are dating
335
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,778
people who look
exactly like you?
336
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:19,226
Our mistake, our mistake.
337
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,562
It's just that,
you know, after meeting
Nico and Honey...
338
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:26,233
(CHUCKLING) It seems that
both of you are attracted
339
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:30,970
to people who seem
to resemble one another.
340
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,206
And don't you find that odd?
341
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,678
When you say, "Odd..."
342
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,184
Do you mean "odd" funny
343
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:47,720
or "odd" weird?
344
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,557
Weird.
345
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,592
When you say, "attracted"
346
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,727
do you mean
"attracted" allured
347
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,064
or "attracted" a force acting
between particles of matter
348
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,668
tending to draw them
together and resisting
their separation?
349
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,272
Allured.
350
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,809
BOTH: What was the question?
351
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,278
Oh, God!
352
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,912
Conference.
Okay, all right.
353
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,614
Okay, all right, uh,
you know something?
354
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:28,661
We'll be right back.
355
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,831
Well, I'm sure glad you met
someone that you like.
356
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,133
I did? Who?
357
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,869
Nico.
Oh, Nico, right.
358
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,405
Yeah.
359
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,540
And you and Honey
make a lovely couple.
360
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,310
Oh, thank you,
thank you very much.
361
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,748
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
you wanna laugh?
362
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,783
(LAUGHING)
363
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,685
Can you believe
that at one time
364
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,921
you and I were thinking
of getting married?
365
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,923
(LAUGHING)
366
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,262
Does it ever! Oh...
367
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,465
(BOTH SIGHING)
368
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,847
Well, we've gone
with the subtle approach
369
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,482
and the not-so-subtle
approach.
370
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,451
Do you have any other ideas?
371
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,252
We could wrap them
together with duct tape
372
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,921
until they come
to their senses.
373
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,157
Larry, I'm serious.
374
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,726
We have to go back in there,
375
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,829
and force them to get
back together again.
376
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,699
If that doesn't work
we'll go with the duct tape.
377
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,102
Okay, you two. Listen up.
378
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,405
You... Oh!
379
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,875
Well, I guess they did
get it on their own.
380
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,779
Well, now this, I like!
381
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:56,349
Now this is a good first step.
382
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,489
You know, take it slow.
383
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,458
Spend some time together.
384
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:06,893
And who knows?
385
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:09,862
You might even have
a future together.
386
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,332
Mary Anne and I
are getting married.
387
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,835
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