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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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LARRY:
Balki, you've been
moping around
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ever since Mary Anne
moved out. Come on.
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(GROANS)
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Okay, Balki.
Balki, come on.
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Come on.
Hello.
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Hi, hi. Come on.
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Get up. Get up.
Here we go.
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Balki, we have to talk.
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No, no, cousin, I don't...
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I...
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I don't wanna talk,
there's a...
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There's a Woody Woodpecker
marathon that's gonna be on.
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I can use a good laugh.
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(CONTINUES LAUGHING WEAKLY)
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All right, now, Balki.
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Balki, we have to talk now.
Oh, no.
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For the past two weeks
all you've done is
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mope around the house
and watch TV.
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What, you think I'm turning
into a couch tomato?
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(SIGHS) All right, Balki,
you can't keep sitting
around the house depressed.
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For your infomercial,
I am not depressed.
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I'm just sad, okay?
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And I've come to terms
with that.
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There's nothing wrong
with being sad.
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Mary Anne is gone.
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Balki, you've got to get on
with your life.
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You've gotta get out there
and meet new people.
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I don't wanna meet new people.
I'm okay.
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(BALKI GROANS)
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All right, look at this.
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That's a very
nice frame, cousin.
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Why is there a picture
of a dead man in it?
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That's not a picture
of a dead man,
that's your reflection.
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We gotta get out
and meet people, come on.
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All right, all right.
Yes, yes, yes.
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Yeah, you gotta get out there.
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You gotta get out there
and meet some new people.
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But, first,
you gotta get dressed.
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(SNIFFS)
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And maybe a bath.
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Cousin...
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I thought you said you were
taking me to a watering hole.
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That's right.
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Well, where are the caribou?
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They'll be here later.
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All right, now,
here's what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna give you
a little orientation.
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then you are on your own.
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Thank you, cousin.
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Thank you.
What would I do without you?
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Well, I haven't been
in a singles bar
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for a long, long time.
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But I guess the rules
haven't changed.
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Now...
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Just remember,
it's a numbers game.
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Hello, my name is...
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There are plenty
of opportunities out there...
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But you're gonna have to
talk to four or five girls
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before you get one
to talk back to you.
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Hello. I'm Balki.
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Hi, I'm Amy.
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Oh! (LAUGHS)
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And if you are lucky enough
to get one to talk to you...
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Don't take it personally.
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I'm gonna scout around.
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You're kind of cute.
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Oh.
(BOTH GIGGLE)
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Go on, you.
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Oh, go on with you.
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No, really.
Oh, go on...
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(EXCLAIMS)
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My fault.
Oh.
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Okay.
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Cousin, cousin, this is Amy.
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She's a girl that
I can talk to.
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Amy, this is
my cousin, Larry.
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Hi.
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Nice to meet you, Amy.
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Well, uh...
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I guess, uh,
my job here is done.
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Balki.
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Balki?
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(AMY GIGGLES)
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See you back at home.
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Bye.
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Cousin Larry come up with
the idea of taking me here.
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I was gonna stay home
and, uh...
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You know, just, watch
the Woody Woodpecker marathon.
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I love Woody Woodpecker.
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Get out of the city!
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No, I love him.
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Amy, do you want to
come home with me?
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I could make
some hot chocolate
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Oh...
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That is so refreshing.
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No, I meant, it's sweet.
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Balki, you may
not believe this
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but you're the first man
to offer me hot chocolate
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and a cartoon marathon.
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It would be, but I came
with my friend, Beth,
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and I can't
leave without her.
BALKI: Oh, do you...
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Do you think she would
like to come with us?
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Probably. I think she'd
be happy to leave this place.
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She doesn't really
like it here.
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just wait till
the caribou get here.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh. My fault.
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Okay, here we are.
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Here we are.
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Here we are.
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I don't feel very well.
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Well, that, uh, didn't
affect your singing any.
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We... We very much enjoyed
your rendition of
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Ninety-Nine Bottles
of Beer on the Wall.
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I think I should
lay down for a while.
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All righty. Well, look,
I got an idea.
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Why don't we take you... Whoo!
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Take you right over here.
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Take you right over here.
And you know what?
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You can go
lay down upstairs...
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If you go up the stairs
and turn to the right
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there's a...
There's a bedroom you can use.
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(BETH SIGHS)
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Oh!
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(BETH FALLS)
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Well, are you ready
for the wild and wacky,
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wonderful world
of Woody Woodpecker?
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Ready!
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Hi, Balki.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't know
you had a guest.
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Cousin, this is
my friend, Amy.
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Yes, we've met.
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Well...
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Uh, I'll just, uh,
leave you two alone.
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Goodnight.
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(IMITATING WOODY WOODPECKER)
Guess who?
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Oh! Oh!
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If things go really well...
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Later on, after the Woody
Woodpecker marathon...
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Uh-huh?
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I've been told
I have the nose for it.
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Balki, come with me.
Cousin, cousin, not now.
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Please! Girl on the couch!
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Girl on the couch!
Excuse us.
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(IMITATES WOODY WOODPECKER)
Ow!
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Balki, there is a woman
in my bed!
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LARRY: Balki, why is there
a woman in my bed?
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That must be
Amy's friend, Beth.
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She wasn't feeling very well,
so I told her that
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she could go upstairs
and sleep
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in the room
right on the right.
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No one's...
No one's using that room.
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She must have gone
into the wrong room.
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I'll just go
move her right now.
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Hang on. No, no, no.
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No, there's no hurry.
We'll move her later.
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I mean, Jennifer's
on a flight and...
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You've got
better things to do.
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Huh?
Oh...
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(CHUCKLES)
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Huh?
Ah!
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(LAUGHS)
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Aah!
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(LAUGHS)
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You're gonna watch
Woody Woodpecker,
aren't you?
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You know me so well.
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(SIGHS)
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Hi, Larry.
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Ooh! Ah! Jennifer!
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Hi! Hi!
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Well, my flight to New York
was three hours late.
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When I got there,
the connecting flight
to London was canceled,
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so I had to wait around
the airport for six hours
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before I could
catch another flight home.
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All I want to do
is go to bed
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and forget
this day ever happened.
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No!
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What do you mean, "No"?
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No... Lunch?
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No dinner?
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You know, you...
You should have
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a nice cup of hot chocolate.
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I'll give you
the last little bit here.
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Here. Here. Huh?
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And this will
help you relax.
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Well, yeah, I guess
a little hot chocolate
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would help me relax.
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I'll just go
in the other room,
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He's gonna be so surprised.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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BOTH: Oh.
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Balki, I have
to talk to you.
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Now!
Cousin, no...
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Jennifer came home early.
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You have to
get rid of the girl.
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Why should I get rid
of the girl?
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Because my marriage
is at stake.
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But I don't wanna get...
(SNARLS)
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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING ON TV)
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Oh, no can do, Jen.
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No, to get to
the bedroom you have to
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walk through the living room.
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I know that, Larry.
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I've pretty much
memorized the route.
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No, you don't understand.
(CHUCKLING)
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Balki met a girl.
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That was fast. I thought
it would take you about
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three days just to
get him out of his pajamas.
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Yeah, he's entertaining her
in the living room, right now.
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Yes, so, that's why
we can't interrupt 'em.
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Yeah, they're watching
a cartoon marathon,
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and, uh, then Balki's
gonna teach her how to make
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uh, shadow animals. (CHUCKLES)
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So, where did he meet her?
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In a singles bar.
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At least that's
what he told me.
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You know...
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I'm a... I'm a married man.
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(CHUCKLES)
Happily married.
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Happiest.
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Hi.
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Hi.
Hi.
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So, how's it going
with your friend?
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Well, Jennifer,
she's just unlike anyone
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I've ever met before.
She's such
a Woody Woodpecker fan.
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There was a certain magic
in the room, until
she had to leave.
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Oh, well,
I guess I can go to bed now.
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Goodnight.
Goodnight.
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Why did Amy leave?
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You told me to
get rid of the girl.
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Where's the girl in my bed?
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Probably still in your bed.
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(GASPS)
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Jen, wait!
What?
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(SNIFFS) Oh, boy,
that hot chocolate
smells good.
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Would you
mind making me a cup?
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Larry, I'm tired.
I just wanna go to bed.
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Well, I... Cousin, I'll make
you a cup of hot chocolate.
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Jennifer, run along.
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00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:35,142
Is it so much to
ask that my wife
259
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,644
make me a cup
of hot chocolate?
260
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,079
Well, it is
a little unreasonable.
261
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,480
I am not talking to you!
262
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,917
Just go upstairs!
Go upstairs!
263
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,454
(SNARLING)
Go upstairs!
264
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,429
He forgot to clean his room.
265
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,101
Larry, it's late.
266
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:04,437
Oh, it's late!
267
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,307
Oh, it's late!
268
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:12,812
Excuse me. You know, I seem
to remember a night last week
269
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:17,084
when it was very late
and you insisted
270
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:21,688
that I go across town,
in a driving rainstorm,
271
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,557
because you had a craving
272
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:28,261
for Mr. Woo's
Kung Pao chicken.
273
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:35,668
And did I say,
"Jennifer, it's late"?
274
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,673
All right, fine, Larry.
I'll make your hot chocolate.
275
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,543
Thank you. Thank you.
276
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,213
And don't forget
the little marshmallows.
277
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:50,117
It's just
not hot chocolate without
the little marshmallows.
278
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,188
Cousin, I was right.
Beth is still in your bed.
279
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,957
She's got a little bit
of drool running down
her chin.
280
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,260
All right, let's go!
281
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,034
Get upstairs! Get upstairs!
Get up there now.
282
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,735
(SNARLING)
283
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,950
Beth. Beth.
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00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,752
Beth, wake up.
285
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,688
Time to rise and shine.
286
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:34,027
Forty-five bottles
of beer on the wall
287
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:39,132
Forty-five bottles...
288
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,501
(EXCLAIMING)
Beth, Beth...
289
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,936
Cousin, cousin, cousin,
don't do that.
290
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,538
She's gonna lose count.
291
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,542
All right, Balki,
we'll get her on her feet.
292
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,511
We'll walk her around
and she'll wake up.
293
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,618
Balki, she's wearing
my pajamas.
294
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,790
You know what?
They look kind of good
on her.
295
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,527
She fills them
out a little more.
296
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,533
All right,
let's get her up.
297
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:19,372
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Here we go. Here we go.
298
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,907
Here we go. Come on, now.
Here we go.
299
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,342
Come on. Come on.
300
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:23,610
Here we go. Here we go.
301
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,413
(BOTH GRUNT)
302
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,281
Put her feet down.
Here, lift her up.
303
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,084
(GRUNTS)
304
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,521
Okay.
305
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,256
(GRUNTS)
306
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,458
All right, come on.
307
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,693
Let's just get her
to the door.
Get her to the door.
308
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,395
(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
309
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,198
Come on, come on.
310
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,533
(BOTH GRUNTING)
311
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,337
LARRY: All right, all right,
now, get the door.
312
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,605
Get the door.
Get the door.
Yeah. Okay.
313
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,177
JENNIFER:
Larry, do you have to
have the marshmallows?
314
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,811
I can't find them anywhere.
315
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,481
Uh, yes! Yes, I have to
have the marshmallows!
316
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,983
I'll be right down
to help you look for them.
317
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,718
Here, take her. Take her.
318
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,191
Just find her clothes
and hide her.
319
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,661
If Jennifer sees her here,
my marriage is over!
320
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,432
(PANTING)
321
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,503
Larry, your hot chocolate
is in the kitchen.
322
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,672
If you want marshmallows,
go buy them yourself.
323
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,739
I'm going to bed.
324
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,608
Jen!
325
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,410
You're angry, aren't you?
326
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:34,581
Larry, I have every right
to be angry.
327
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,783
All right, well,
maybe I am a little tense.
328
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,752
But there's
a good reason for it.
329
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,423
I've been under
a lot of pressure lately.
330
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,959
But the good thing
is we're talking about it.
331
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:50,797
And I think
that communication is
the basis of...
332
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:51,998
Of a good marriage.
333
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:55,067
Don't you agree?
Okay, Larry.
334
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,837
It's late and I'm exhausted,
335
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,773
but if it's
that important to you,
336
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,175
we'll talk.
337
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,778
Not now, you're tired.
338
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,515
Let's turn in.
339
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,790
Oh, I'm glad this day is over.
340
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,158
(LARRY CHUCKLES)
341
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:23,196
Well, you'll never know
how much I agree with you.
342
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:28,100
Cousin, cousin,
I hid all of Beth's clothes.
Good.
343
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,603
No, not good.
I could only find
one shoe, I...
344
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,239
The other one
is here somewhere.
345
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:36,008
Oh, my Lord!
346
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,511
All right,
we've gotta find that shoe
before Jennifer does.
347
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,918
Got it.
348
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,021
Balki, the friendly ghost
349
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,890
The friendliest ghost
you know
350
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:51,958
(HUMMING)
351
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,127
Stop it!
Mmm...
352
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,496
I always say hello...
353
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,997
Get out!
All right.
354
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,466
Balki, what are you
doing here?
355
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,302
What am I doing here?
356
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,539
What am I doing here?
357
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,642
Well, isn't that
the universal question?
358
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:14,213
I mean,
what are any of us
doing here?
359
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,217
I'm going to go take a shower.
360
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,994
Balki, we did it.
Where'd you hide Beth?
361
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,196
Well, we gotta
talk about that.
362
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,198
See, um...
363
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,100
I didn't have much time
364
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,804
and my options were few.
365
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,773
What does that mean?
366
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,346
Why is there a woman
in our bathtub?
367
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,221
You're kidding, Amy?
368
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,457
You like
The Three Stooges, too?
369
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,659
I'd love to go
to their film festival!
370
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,794
Yeah, I'll pick you up
at 7:00 p.m.
371
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,063
Okay. Hey, Amy, Amy.
372
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,798
Put your face up to the phone.
373
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,673
Good morning.
Hi, cousin.
374
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,476
Everything all right
between you and Jennifer?
375
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,612
Well, of course it is.
I'm her husband.
376
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,382
I explained things to her
and she accepted it.
377
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:27,487
Boy, I wish I had
your ability to handle women.
378
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,021
Well, you don't.
379
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,760
Oh, and, uh,
since you're gonna
be dating again,
380
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,896
we've got to establish
a few ground rules, all right?
381
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,000
Number one, the next time
you go out to meet women...
382
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:49,008
Number two,
if you're gonna bring home
383
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,210
more than one woman at a time,
384
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,545
call me first,
385
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,747
so that I and my pajamas
386
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,916
can spend the night
at a hotel.
387
00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:03,055
Oh, and number three...
388
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,426
there's no such thing
as too many flowers.
389
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,327
Thank you.
390
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,468
Oh, uh...
391
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:18,505
Let me know when the man
from the jewelry store
gets here.
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