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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Face it, mister, we can't get
the couch up to your office.
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It won't fit
in the elevator.
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my office around
this sofa
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and you can't
get it up there?
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You hear that, Balki?
Opportunity is knocking.
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Well, I have no choice.
Take it back.
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(STUTTERS) No need to take
that couch back, sir.
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Uh, it just so happens
that, uh, during college
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I worked for the Eight
Garibaldi Brothers
Moving Company.
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I was so good, uh,
they laid off
four brothers.
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So, you could get this
couch up to my office?
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Absolutely, sir.
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Is this gonna be like
that time you insisted
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on cleaning my aquarium
and got your head
stuck in it?
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No, it won't be
anything like that, sir.
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I... I will treat
your couch with TLC.
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I have a better idea.
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Treat it as if
it meant your J-O-B.
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R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
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Find out
what it means to me.
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Okay. Good luck
with that couch, sucker.
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Whoa!
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(GRUNTS)
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Stop fooling around.
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(STUTTERS)
Hey, cousin, you never
told me that you were a mover.
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Balki, I have never moved
a piece of furniture
in my life.
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But how hard
can it be to get
a couch into an elevator?
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Well, that all depends
on how much of the couch
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you want to get
into the elevator
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and whether or not
you want the doors to shut.
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All right, Balki,
let me explain.
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Getting this couch
into the elevator
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is all a matter
of finding
the magic angle.
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Oh, yeah.
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Bila, the goat girl,
used to say
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there was a certain magic
in my ankles.
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Balki.
Yeah?
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Cousin, the only way
you're gonna get this couch
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into that elevator
is to saw it in half.
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No, we are not going
to saw it in half.
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Oh, yes. Make a nice
set of sectionals.
No.
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Perhaps a little end table
with some straw flowers...
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We're not going
to saw it in half.
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into the elevator
and then lift it up.
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Now, you take this end,
I will take that end.
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Wait a minute. How come
you get the good end?
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There is no good end.
Both ends are the same.
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Oh, really?
Yes.
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No, you take that end.
I'm just gonna take a look.
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You see, they're both
the same, all right?
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I am a citizen
of this country.
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I can vote. I can choose.
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I do not have
to take this end!
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Please let me have
that end.
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All right, fine,
take this end.
Okay.
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Happy?
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and my personal life
is pretty satisfying
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and I've got a little money
in the bank
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so, overall, I'm gonna say
yes, I'm happy.
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I'm glad to hear it.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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I think spiritually, I'm--
Okay, ready? Here we go.
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On the count of three,
we'll lift. Ready?
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One, two, three...
(GRUNTING) Lift!
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Now?
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Yes, now.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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And circle!
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And swing it around.
Just swing it on in.
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Oh!
Just swing it on in
and into the elevator.
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I knew I had the bad end.
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All right, now, lift, lift.
Keep lifting.
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Cousin, cousin, oh, cousin...
Lift it up. Lift it up.
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Stop! Stop pushing!
Just lift.
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Stop!
Keep lifting.
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Is it going? There!
I think I feel it going!
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There it goes. There it goes.
You've got...
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
Stop pushing!
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Foot!
Foot?
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Foot!
Oh, your foot!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Oh, it's caught
under the couch!
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Ow, ow, ow.
Get it off!
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Oh!
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Are you all right?
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Cousin, cousin.
Huh?
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You know what?
This isn't working.
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I think you're right.
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Cousin, why we don't
just tell Mr. Wainright
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that the couch don't fit
in the elevator?
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Balki, we are not quitters.
We are not shirkers.
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We are not slackers.
We are not movers.
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Please, please, just...
You've got to help me.
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I've got to convince
Mr. Wainright
I am not an idiot.
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Good luck.
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Cousin, I didn't wanna say
anything at the time
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but that was pretty stupid.
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And if you could be just
as helpful this time,
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I'd appreciate it.
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(PANTING)
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the couch would fit in there.
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That is the stupidest idea
I have ever heard.
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Balki, you're a genius!
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Kind of a mixed message,
isn't it?
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Sort of like jumbo shrimp.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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Balki, Balki,
that is a brilliant idea!
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(GRUNTS) If the couch
won't fit
into the elevator
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we'll put the couch
on top of the elevator!
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Funny, that don't sound
like me.
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Just help me get the couch
out of the elevator.
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I want this, this is my end.
Take that end.
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Let me just check it out.
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(LARRY GRUNTING)
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(LARRY PANTING)
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Now, I have sent the elevator
down one floor.
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I'll pry the doors open
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(GRUNTS)
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Cousin, since this was
my idea, I hereby
withdraw my idea.
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Balki, it'll be fine.
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00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,627
Now, to make this work,
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we're going to have
to stop the elevator on 15.
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Yeah, but Mr. Wainright's
office is... Is on 16.
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I know that, Balki.
That is why we have to stop
the elevator at 15,
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so we can unload
the couch at 16.
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Now get on top of the elevator
and help me pull the couch in.
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00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,312
I'm not gonna get on top
of the elevator.
145
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,649
Just get on top
of the elevator.
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00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,217
I'm not gonna get on top
of the elevator!
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Look it, I don't even know
if it can support my weight!
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I don't even know if
it's gonna support my weight.
Just get on top.
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Ouch!
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What if something
goes wrong?
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You always say that
right before things
go wrong!
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What are you talking about?
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BALKI: Cousin, this has
fish tank written
all over it.
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(SIGHS)
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Well, at least
we learned the route.
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00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,677
Yes. Yes, we did.
Hmm.
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And I have every reason
to believe
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it will go just as smoothly
with the couch
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on top of the elevator.
Help me pick up the couch.
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You know, this would
never happen on Mypos.
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Why, no elevators?
No, no couches.
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It's also the reason
we have no talk shows.
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Help me pick up the couch.
You take that end.
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I like this end.
You take that end.
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That end stinks.
Take that end.
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I've had that end.
Please, just take that end.
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I wanna take this end.
All right, all right,
never mind.
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I'll do it myself.
I'll do it myself.
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Phase one, complete.
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We are on our way
to the top.
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Correct me if I'm wrong,
but don't the phrase
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"On our way to the top"
imply movement?
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Okay, I forgot
to push the button.
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Little snag, no big deal.
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I'll just climb down
into the elevator
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through this
little trap door...
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(GRUNTS)
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute,
wait, wait.
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Because someone has to stay
up here with the couch.
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(GRUNTING)
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Cousin, cousin, cousin.
Ow!
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It's scary.
Okay, okay, fine.
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Ow, ow...
(GRUNTING)
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I'll stay up here
with the couch.
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You climb down
into the elevator.
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Alrighty.
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Ooh.
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I'm not staying up here.
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It's too scary.
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(GRUNTING)
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Okay, I got ya. I got ya.
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BALKI: Ow!
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The elevator's at the bottom
of the shaft and it's empty.
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We're ready for the test.
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Let's see
how much punishment
this baby can take.
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(GRUNTING) Okay, all right.
Okay.
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I got ya.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay. okay.
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00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:52,139
Yep, yep.
Keep going.
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00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,107
Okay. All right. All right.
Okay.
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00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,144
All right, just help me down.
Just let her drop.
201
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,779
Help me down!
It's a foot!
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00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,850
Just drop! Just let go!
(STAMMERS) Just help me!
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00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,852
(LAUGHS)
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00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,491
Now, I'll just press 15
and we'll be on our way.
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00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,995
(ELEVATOR HUMMING)
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00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,869
I may just have
to eat my worms.
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Words.
Worms.
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00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,907
Words.
Worms.
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00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,409
You might just have
to eat your words.
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00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,245
Cousin, on Mypos,
when you doubt someone
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and later on you find out
that they were right,
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you have
to eat your worms.
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00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:43,456
They're a good source
of protein, but, uh...
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00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:47,895
It's a long, long time
before you doubt
someone again.
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00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,035
All connections
and overrides
have been made.
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Let's, uh, take it up
to the tenth floor.
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00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,310
(THUD)
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00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,014
What was that?
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00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,049
We've stopped.
220
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:12,920
Yeah, I know that.
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00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,255
and we're only
on number 10.
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00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,824
Something's wrong.
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Did it ever occur to you
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Did it ever occur to you
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00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,104
that the usual sequence
of elevator events
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is someone pushes
the button...
227
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,018
What's your point?
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00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:51,959
My point is
the doors didn't open.
Something's wrong.
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Everything is fine.
230
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I'll just press the button
and we'll be
on our way again.
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00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,069
Okay, let's test
the brakes.
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Let it drop, uh,
three floors.
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00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,674
Here we go.
(METAL CLANKS)
234
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,376
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,445
(THUD)
236
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,189
What was that?
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00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,259
I don't know.
But it seems to be over.
238
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,128
Let's not dwell on it.
239
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,564
Let's just get
the hell out of here.
240
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,369
Okay, Phil, let's really
test the brakes.
241
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:40,440
Take her up 10 floors
and drop her
all the way down.
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00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,109
(GRUNTING)
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00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,710
(ELEVATOR HUMMING)
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00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,679
There. (SIGHS)
245
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:49,116
Everything seems to be fine.
246
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,619
Everything seems
to be fine to me.
247
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,990
Everything seem fine to you?
248
00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,659
No.
249
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,730
Except I can take
some small comfort
250
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:07,034
from having just figured out
what is going on here.
251
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,969
You know what's
going on here?
Well, of course, I do.
252
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,471
Don't be ridiculous.
253
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:15,142
This elevator is possessed.
254
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:21,314
What?
255
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:27,187
Only the elevator was a car,
256
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,422
But aside from that,
it was the exact same thing
257
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,058
that's happening
here right now.
258
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,226
This elevator
wants to kill us.
259
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,462
Next stop, hell!
260
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,568
Balki, that is the
dumbest thing
I have ever heard.
261
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,003
(LOUD BANG)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
262
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,343
(THUDS)
263
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,099
(GRUNTING)
264
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,567
Balki! (GRUNTING)
265
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,904
This elevator is possessed!
266
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:22,142
We're gonna die!
267
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:25,578
I hate this elevator!
I hate it! I hate it!
268
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,481
I hate it! I hate...
(CHOKING)
269
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,786
You are hysterical.
270
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,622
Now calm down,
I'm going to handle this.
271
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,490
I'm going to talk
to the elevator.
272
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,762
I have a way
with mechanical objects.
273
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,702
Hello, Mr. Elevator.
274
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,606
May I call you Otis?
275
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:02,115
Otis, I know
how you must feel.
276
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:07,587
All day long, up and down,
up and down.
277
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,492
Everybody pushing
your buttons.
278
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:21,901
But... But, Otis,
you're taking it out
on the wrong guys.
279
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,304
We usually take the stairs.
280
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,511
Elevators always have
a phone!
281
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,082
Cousin, cousin,
what a great idea,
282
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:40,119
but, but who's gonna call?
Nobody knows we're here.
283
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,091
We are going to call out.
284
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:49,529
Oh, cousin,
that is a good idea.
285
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,199
Balki, we are gonna
call out for help.
286
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,700
Cousin, we don't have
time for that.
287
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,468
We have to call
our loved ones
288
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,804
and cancel our
magazine subscriptions.
289
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,275
I'm calling!
I am calling!
290
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,343
I am calling!
Cousin!
291
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:07,747
I will give you the phone
292
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,416
Give me that.
Cousin.
293
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,551
Not until I cancel Kermit.
294
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,255
Oh, God.
295
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,459
The line's been cut.
296
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,897
(BOTH GRUNTING)
297
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,969
Phil, the override
checks out.
298
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,472
The, uh, brakes seem okay,
but I'm hearing
299
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,675
a kind of high-pitched noise
coming from the shaft.
300
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,377
(BOTH SCREAMING)
301
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:41,414
I think it's probably
just the cables
302
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:45,518
Let's, uh,
see how fast we can
get this baby to the top.
303
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,057
(BOTH GRUNTING)
304
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,694
Balki, we're moving,
but we're going much
too fast.
305
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,063
What if it doesn't stop?
(STUTTERS)
What'll happen to us?
306
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,632
Oh, it'll stop, cousin,
I guarantee that.
307
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,469
The top of the elevator shaft
is reinforced concrete.
308
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,337
When we arrive,
the car will smash
309
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:05,838
and we'll be squashed
like grapes.
310
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,607
This car will be no thicker
than a deck of cards.
311
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,976
So you see, we will stop.
Feel better?
312
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,446
(BOTH GRUNTING)
313
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,451
Because, you see, any second
the couch is going to come
314
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,553
through the ceiling
right above our heads.
315
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,955
(BOTH SCREAMING)
316
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:40,773
This is much better.
Thank you.
317
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,676
Okay, elevator's
all yours,
Mr. Wainright.
318
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,877
Thank you.
319
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,682
(BOTH GRUNTING)
320
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,752
BOTH: Hi.
321
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,836
How's it going, cousin?
322
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,972
Pretty good, Balki.
323
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,842
my half of the money
for Wainright's couch.
324
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,644
No vacation this year.
325
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:21,047
Uh, forget about new tires
for my car.
326
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,283
And sell my bagpipes.
327
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,622
Well, I...
328
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,624
All right, I'll keep
the bagpipes.
329
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,095
Where are you gonna get
your half of the money?
330
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:42,569
Oh, that's simple, cousin.
331
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:46,373
What are you
talking about?
332
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,542
lie to Jennifer,
or say, "I have a plan",
333
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,111
I put a dollar
into this fund.
334
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:57,517
Oh, really?
Mmm-hmm.
335
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:02,321
Three dollars,
some Junior Mints
and this.
336
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,525
A postcard of a golf course?
337
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,127
If you look down
the ninth fairway
338
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:10,430
you'll see
the villa I own.
339
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,905
Next to the lake?
That's my pool.
340
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,882
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