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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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(LAUGHING)
Cousin, I'm sorry.
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I-I don't mean
to laugh at you
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We've gone for a nice
Chinese lunch at Wong-Su's
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and you make
a fool of yourself
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in front of Wong
and his lovely wife, Su.
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Why? All because
of the fortune
in the fortune cookie.
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Don't you know them things
can apply to anyone?
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Oh, really? Oh, really?
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"You will be coming
into money soon
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"but if you're Larry Appleton
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Appleton, Bartokomus,
I want to talk to you.
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The theme of next Sunday's
magazine section is children
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and I want a new
Dimitri cartoon for the cover.
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Dimitri is going to be
a cover sheep?
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You know,
his dream is to be named
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People magazine's
Sexiest Lamb Alive.
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Well, I have to meet
with the lawyers.
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You remember Rob Bob Phillips,
who used to work up here?
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He's suing the paper
because we fired him.
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Appleton...
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If I ever fire you,
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don't make
a federal case out of it.
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You can count on me, sir.
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And have the cover cartoon
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on my desk Monday morning.
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Now, Balki,
Mr. Wainwright says
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we have to have the cartoon
on his desk by Monday morning.
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So maybe you should just skip
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"Skip my warm up routine?"
Skip your warm up routine.
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"Skip my warm up routine?"
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Okay, do your warm up.
Okay.
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Five finger push-ups. Hmm.
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One, two, three...
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Come on, push,
push, push, push!
Push, push, push, push, push!
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You've got one more in you!
Dig deep! Dig deep!
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Argh!
Yeah, okay.
All right, all right.
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Good, good, okay, here we go.
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Let's get right to drawing.
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And now, I have
to spell my name
in the air with my nose.
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B-A-...
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L-K-I.
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Wow!
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Okay, all right.
Yeah!
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Ready?
Yeah!
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Let's get right to drawing.
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Okay, Dimitri, let's...
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Where's Dimitri?
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I don't know,
we'll look for him later.
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Cousin, cousin,
you know I cannot draw Dimitri
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unless I have him
right in front of me.
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(STAMMERS) I have to
connect with him.
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And I don't know
where he is.
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He's usually right here
on the corner of my desk
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right where this note is.
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"Balki.
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"I have the sheep.
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"Do exactly as I tell you
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"or... Or you'll never
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"see him again,
I'll be in touch."
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You know,
I-I can't help noticing
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what the tremendous amount
of work
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went into the writing
of this note.
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Obviously,
the person who sent it
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cares enough
to send the very best.
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I wonder where Dimitri is.
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Balki...
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Dimitri has been kidnapped!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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I put "Missing Sheep" posters
all over the neighborhood.
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Did the kidnapper call yet?
No, he hasn't, Balki.
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Oh, cousin, I-I don't know
what else I can do, I...
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I-I dusted my drawing table
for fingerprints.
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I, I faxed Dimitri's picture
to Unsolved Mysteries.
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I-I just thought and thought,
I don't know
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what else I could do.
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What kind of a person
could do this?
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I-I am emotionally drained.
Yeah, well.
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Of course you are.
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I will not cry.
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Balki, you know, maybe,
maybe you should do something
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uh, that would
take your mind off Dimitri.
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Oh, cousin,
that would be so good.
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Well, of course, it would be.
Oh, gosh.
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But what could you do?
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What could I do?
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I've got it! You could draw!
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What could I do?
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I said I've got it.
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You could draw.
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I could draw!
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You could draw!
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Yes.
Yes, but what could you draw?
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What could I draw?
What could you draw?
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I've got it, you could draw
a nice fluffy white cloud.
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What could I draw?
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I said I've got it!
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You could draw
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a nice fluffy white cloud.
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I could draw
a nice fluffy white cloud.
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Nice fluffy white cloud.
No, I don't dare.
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Oh, no, no, go ahead,
go ahead, go ahead.
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Oh, good. Good. Okay.
Oh.
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And I feel so much better.
Okay.
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Okay, give him
some eyes, maybe.
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You know, just some eyes.
A little nose.
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Little nose.
And maybe a tail over here.
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But, but, but the mouth?
Okay.
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There.
Oh, yes.
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That's so very, very good.
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Yes, you know
what's really nice about it?
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You're trying to trick me into
drawing Dimitri, aren't you?
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You take that,
that is low, cousin
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that's low, even for you.
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(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)
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Hi, guys. I got the mail.
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Oh, maybe there's something
from the kidnapper.
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Balki,
we are running out of time.
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We have got to have
that cartoon
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on Mr. Wainwright's desk
by Monday morning.
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What is this?
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It's Dimitri's ear.
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Balki, that's a fabric swatch
I ordered.
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I'm getting new drapes
for our bedroom.
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What's this?
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No.
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That was just
a series of five.
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MAN:
As you can see,
I still have your sheep.
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I want $10,000
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or I'll turn him
into 10,000 Q-tips.
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You catch my drift?
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I'll contact you
within 24 hours.
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Hi, Balki.
Hello.
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What's all this stuff?
Hi, Mary Anne.
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The, uh, kidnapper called.
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He wants $10,000 ransom
for Dimitri
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and he said he's,
he said he's calling today
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so I'm just rounding up
some things to sell
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to get the ransom money.
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(GASPS)
Balki!
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This is my hair dryer!
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Well, I-I-I know
that's your hair dryer
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but I was hoping
that you would donate it
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to Dimitri's ransom fund.
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Um, unless it's
a priceless family heirloom
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lovingly handed down
from mother to daughter
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every generation,
for years back
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since your family
first come to this country
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and therefore much, much more
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important than Dimitri's life.
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How could I be so heartless?
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Keep the dryer.
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I'll get you my facial sauna.
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Balki!
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Incredible news!
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You'll never guess
what I found
in the trash dumpster
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outside behind the Chronicle.
What are you doing?
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Get... Stop it!
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Balki.
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I found Dimitri.
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Oh! Cousin!
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Now we are so happy,
we do the dance of joy.
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(HUMMING)
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Good idea. Good idea.
Good idea. Good idea.
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But first, first we draw,
then we dance.
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Cousin, cousin,
why can't I hold Dimitri?
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Oh, well, Balki, uh,
Dimitri's been through
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a traumatic experience
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But, but, cousin,
I, but the thing is, I-I
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yesterday he wanted
$10,000 for Dimitri
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and, and
why he did change his mind?
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Well, uh, maybe somebody
saw him with Dimitri
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and, and, and so he had to get
rid of the evidence,
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but the important thing is,
Dimitri is here
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and now we can get
that cartoon
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to Mr. Wainwright
by Monday morning.
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Okay, now, here we go.
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Do your warm up.
Five finger push-ups.
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Five finger push-ups, ready?
Cousin, cousin, cousin...
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One, two, three, four, five.
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Okay, good, good, good.
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Okay, here we go.
Argh!
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We're going to write your name
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in the air
with your nose, okay?
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B!
Ow! Ow!
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A!
Ow! Ow!
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L! K!
Cousin!
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Cousin! Cousin!
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I always write my name
with capitals.
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00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,215
You using lowercase.
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Sorry.
No, that's all right.
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Okay, here we go.
Ow!
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B!
Ow!
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A!
Ow! Ow! Argh!
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L!
Ow! Cous...
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K!
Cousin! Ow!
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I!
Ow!
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Why does it have
to hurt so much?
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Just be glad
you don't have a longer name.
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Okay, here we go!
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All right, we're going to...
Ah-ha!
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You wait
just a cotton candy minute.
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Dimitri was made of pure wool
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and this little imitation
is made of some
synthetic fiber.
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Uh, uh, uh...
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This is not Dimitri.
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Now, Balki, Balki,
of course it's Dimitri.
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I-if it wasn't Dimitri,
how do you explain that
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that when I walked
by the dumpster
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he was, he was
calling my name.
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Get a grip.
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This is a stuffed sheep.
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(PANTING)
But, but
if you don't draw Dimitri,
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Mr. Wainwright
is going to fire us.
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Cousin, look, I-I,
I don't know how to say this.
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I cannot draw Dimitri
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unless I have Dimitri
in front of me.
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It's like,
you cannot take a pill
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unless Jennifer
hides it in applesauce.
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I... I'm sorry.
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Okay. Okay.
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(SIGHS)
If you can't draw Dimitri
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unless Dimitri's here,
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we'll just have to
get Dimitri back.
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But, cousin,
we cannot afford
the ransom.
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Balki, forget the ransom.
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We are gonna catch
the kidnapper.
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00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,225
Now, what we have to do
is to get him to meet us
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in a place
where we have the advantage.
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I've got it, cousin.
The jungle gym down
at the park.
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I know that thing inside out.
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It'll never work.
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00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,736
How about the market?
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What advantage
will we have there?
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None, but we need milk.
253
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hello!
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Yes, this is
Balki Bartokomous.
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00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,816
Cousin,
it's the man who has Dimitri.
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00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,951
Listen, listen,
(STAMMERING)
he likes
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to be scratched
behind the ears
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and he has lived...
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00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,659
but I've been under
tremendous emotional strain!
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00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,328
Please indulge me!
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00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,832
Balki, if we're going
to get Dimitri back,
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we're gonna have to get tough.
264
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,202
All right, listen, pally!
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Listen and listen up good.
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in some dark dangerous alley!
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00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,049
No! Shut up! Don't talk!
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00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,451
We'll meet you tonight
at midnight
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in the, in the
the basement of the Chronicle.
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00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:11,058
And bring the sheep!
271
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,961
And that goes
double for me, pally!
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00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:18,966
(INTENSE MUSIC)
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00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,278
Balki, help me
spread out these marbles.
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00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,981
Uh... Cousin, you know,
I, I love playing marbles
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00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:36,549
just as much
as anyone else but...
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00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,186
Now it seems
kind of an odd time.
277
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,055
I don't know how you play,
278
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,490
but you know
what we do on Mypos?
279
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,659
We put all the marbles
in our mouth
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and then we'll see
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00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,064
who can spit them
the farthest.
282
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,610
Balki,
we are not playing marbles.
283
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,815
We are setting a trap
for the kidnapper.
284
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:09,950
Well...
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00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,685
Now, when he comes in,
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00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:17,224
he'll step on the marbles.
287
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,492
It's almost midnight.
Hit the lights.
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00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,273
Cousin.
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00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,110
What are you thinking?
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00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,382
I was just thinking
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00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,386
that I'm waiting
here in the dark
292
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,657
for someone deranged enough
293
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,160
to kidnap a stuffed sheep.
294
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,365
And therefore, probably
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00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,234
deranged enough to be carrying
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00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,304
one of those
automatic assault rifles.
297
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,909
And I'm doing this
298
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,712
so I can fill in a bubble
299
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,614
over a cartoon
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00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:20,053
to please my boss
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00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,655
who thinks
I'm a babbling twit.
302
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,362
Maybe I should
re-examine my life.
303
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,034
You want to know
what I'm thinking?
304
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,105
No.
305
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:50,017
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
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00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,885
It's the kidnapper.
307
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,721
that's when we jump him.
308
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,424
(INTENSE MUSIC)
309
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,625
Now!
310
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,395
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,102
Cousin, it's Miss Lydia.
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00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,704
Boy, you think
you know a person.
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00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,375
What are you two doing here?
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00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,543
(GROANING)
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00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,345
Miss Lydia, Miss Lydia,
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00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,247
you, you have
kidnapped Dimitri
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00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,715
and you're here
to collect the ransom money.
318
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,218
I love you, Miss Lydia,
but you have thrown me into
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00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,854
a terrible emotional conflict!
320
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,756
You have done
a horrible thing!
321
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,959
But I want you to know
322
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,327
to help you become once again
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00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,229
a useful member of society.
324
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,665
Cousin, get her
out of my sight.
325
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,701
I didn't steal your sheep.
326
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,503
I don't even eat lamb.
327
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,473
Balki!
328
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,275
It wasn't Lydia.
329
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,477
It was a man's voice
on the phone.
330
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,379
Oh, never mind.
331
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,182
(STAMMERS)
I'm sorry, Lydia.
332
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,949
All this Dimitri stuff
333
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,585
has gotten us a little tense.
334
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,321
Oh, shame on you!
335
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,834
False alarm. Come on.
336
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,035
Watch your step.
Watch it. Yeah.
337
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,604
You be... Hit the lights.
338
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,743
(INTENSE MUSIC)
339
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,550
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
340
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,918
Hey! Balki!
341
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,586
This is it!
342
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,091
Now!
343
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,228
(BOTH SCREAMING)
344
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,500
Cousin, it's Mr. Gorpley.
345
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,537
Boy, you think
you know a person.
346
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,241
Do you ever think
maybe you two
347
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,443
spend too much
time together?
348
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,580
Mr. Gorpley,
why didn't you come to me?
349
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,750
We could've talked this over.
I thought we were friends.
350
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,852
Hey! It's Balki.
351
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,491
Balki, that's not why
Gorpley is here.
352
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,129
Lydia's upstairs.
353
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,531
Oh, she is? Oh.
354
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,534
Well, maybe
I'll just stop up and say hi.
355
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,210
Hit the lights. Watch out.
356
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,644
Careful. Yeah.
You be careful.
357
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,712
Easy, cousin.
358
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:47,160
How long do you think
359
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,561
I don't know, Balki,
360
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,030
but when this monster shows up
361
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,699
we're gonna be ready for him.
362
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,302
Ah-ha!
Ahhh!
363
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,805
Rob Bob!
364
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,674
Rob Bob, how are you?
365
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,110
Cousin Larry, look,
this is Rob Bob Phillips.
366
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,245
He used to work here.
367
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,281
Well, get down, Rob Bob,
368
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,683
Uh, Larry, Balki...
Balki, hit the lights.
369
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,987
(INTENSE MUSIC)
370
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,489
I'm the kidnapper.
371
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,195
Balki, hit the lights.
372
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,097
I'm sorry
to put you through so much.
373
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,099
I know it was hard on you.
374
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,637
Here's Dimitri.
Oh, Dimitri, Dimitri.
375
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,072
I took real good care of him.
376
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,774
He really wasn't much trouble.
377
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,312
Listen, uh, Rob Bob, uh,
378
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,514
we haven't been able
to raise, uh,
379
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,584
all of the $10,000 ransom,
so, in-in a couple of days...
380
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:48,288
Balki, Balki,
we are not giving him
any money.
381
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,324
You know...
382
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,760
You short guys
really tick me off.
383
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:57,964
You know that?
You sleazy little worm!
384
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,332
I-I-I don't want any money!
385
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,669
Oh, sure, sure,
now that you know
386
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,171
you sawed-off
little criminal, huh?
387
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,473
H-how tall are you?
388
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,008
Huh? Huh?
Cousin. Cousin...
389
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,410
That's enough.
390
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,614
I just want Balki
to forgive me.
391
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,283
The reason
your Dimitri cartoon
392
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,417
got into the Chronicle
393
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,519
is 'cause the cartoon I draw,
394
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,021
Kangaroo Cowboy, was dropped
395
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,090
from the paper.
396
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,192
I was hurt.
397
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,260
And I wanted to hurt you
398
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,296
so I took Dimitri.
399
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,664
I thought the paper
would pay the ransom.
400
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,967
But I felt so awful
about what I was doing.
401
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,337
Then I realized
402
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,005
Kangaroo Cowboy would never
403
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,308
do something that despicable.
404
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,744
So I'm giving
Dimitri back to you.
405
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,113
I'm sorry, Balki.
406
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,214
I forgive you.
407
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,882
(SIGHS)
408
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,784
Here, Balki.
409
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,390
You know what you are?
410
00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,393
You're short.
You're so short!
411
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,828
You little worm!
412
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,531
Just a,
just a short little worm!
413
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,633
Just, j-just...
No, come on! No!
414
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:07,934
Just let me have
one more shot at him.
415
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:17,844
Hey, hey, hey!
416
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,979
Well, why didn't you tell us
all this when you called?
417
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,248
I tried!
418
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,417
You wouldn't let me talk!
419
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,421
I hear that.
420
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,523
It's late. I better get going.
421
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,425
I'm sorry, Balki.
422
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,495
Rob Bob, it's really,
it's, it's, it's okay.
423
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:38,431
And, uh, hey,
give Kangaroo Cowboy
424
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:41,501
a real big buckaroo
howdy for me.
425
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,303
BOTH: Howdy!
426
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,607
I'll tell him. Bye.
427
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:48,875
Bye.
428
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,882
Come on, Balki,
let's go up to our office.
429
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,351
If we hurry, we can still
get the Dimitri cartoon
430
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,420
on Mr. Wainwright's desk
by morning.
431
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,756
(BOTH SCREAMING)
432
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:11,831
This is why on Mypos
433
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,567
we leave the marble playing
to professionals.
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