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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Cousin! Cousin!
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Big news,
I've just been given
my first official duty
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as an American citizen.
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I'm going to be serving
on the jury.
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Well, isn't that nice?
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I'm so excited.
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Well, Balki,
you should be excited.
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Jury duty is one of
the most important things
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an American citizen can do.
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And it's vital that, uh,
every citizen do their share
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in upholding
the judicial system.
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Well, Cousin, then
you'll be thrilled to know
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that you're going to be
helping me hold it up.
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Well, this is a summons
for jury duty.
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I've got
more important things
to do than this.
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Well, wait a minute.
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Well, I don't like to
blow my own horn,
but, uh...
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Toot-toot.
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You see, uh, I've been
going down to the
courthouse every day
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and begging Dave
the courthouse clerk
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to put our names at the top
of the jury duty list.
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He can't do that.
Well, that's what he said.
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But after I went down
on my lunch hour
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and my coffee break each
and every day for a few weeks
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Dave and I
became best buds.
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And finally he said to me,
and I quote,
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"Listen to me,
you swarthy little twit."
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That, that's his
little nickname for me.
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He said, "Okay, I'll do it.
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"But you have to
promise to never ever
come to see me again."
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See, he didn't want
others to know
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that he did me
a special favor.
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So, uh, does it help to know
the right people or what?
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Oh, go on with you.
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You're not lucky, Cousin.
You deserve me.
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Oh.
You know what? I got to go.
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I got to go decide
what I'm going to wear.
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I need something that says
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impartial yet firmly
on the side of justice.
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I'm thinking paisley.
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Good news, Larry.
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I just got back
from the travel agent.
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I got such a great deal
on our trip to Bermuda
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they're practically
paying us to go.
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Well, Jen, that's great!
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Just you and me.
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No Mary Anne. No Balki.
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Oh, yeah.
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No Balki.
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Sunning by the pool.
Breakfast in bed.
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No Balki.
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So, when do we leave?
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The 17th.
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Oh, perfect.
Oh, no! Wait a minute.
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Oh, no, I've got jury duty
starting on the 16th.
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Can't we put the trip off
for a week?
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What are we going to do?
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Okay, okay.
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I mean,
maybe I'll be assigned
to an easy case
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I'll only have to be
at court for a day.
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This could still work out.
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Oh, I hope so.
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I think we could
make some waves.
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I'll work it out.
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Members of the jury,
the defendant Bob Taylor
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has been charged
with the armed robbery
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of Jerry's Gas 'n Shop.
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It is your duty to settle
on a unanimous verdict.
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You will now retire
to the jury room
for your deliberations.
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Next case.
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What we have here
is an open and shut case.
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Boy, Cousin, you
were born to be a foreman.
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I could kick myself
for not bringing my camera.
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Okay.
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Not guilty."
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"Not guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Not guilty."
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"Guilty."
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Okay.
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Which three morons,
no offense...
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Voted not guilty?
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Cousin, excuse me.
Excuse me.
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We, we just took
a secret ballot.
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A secret ballot...
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To decide a man's future.
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A man's future.
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Balki, shut up.
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Shut up.
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All right, now.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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Why don't we recount
the evidence for
the three of you
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who seemed to have dozed off
during the trial?
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Now, the defendant
was apprehended
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on the night of the robbery
with Exhibit A.
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This jacket.
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Wow.
What a piece of goods.
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Let me see
the lining on that.
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This jacket was
positively identified
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by the attendant.
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BALKI: Cousin. Cousin...
LARRY: Number two.
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What's it, what is it?
Cousin. Question.
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What color were
the assailant's pants?
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Doesn't matter. Number two--
Oh, no, no.
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No, no, no, no.
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I beg to quibble with you.
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The defendant's pants
were brown. Okay?
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Now, no one would wear
brown pants with this jacket.
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Number two.
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The defendant was found
with a gun in his pocket
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the same type of gun
used for the robbery.
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Exhibit B.
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And finally,
we have Exhibit--
No, no, no, put that down.
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Put it down.
Hit the deck!
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Okay, my finger is caught!
Let go! Let go
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Let my finger go.
There.
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People, people!
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It's not loaded.
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All right!
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And finally, we have
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Exhibit C.
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The court record
stating that $214
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was found in
the defendant's coat pocket.
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The same exact amount
of money stolen.
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Coincidence, you say?
I think not.
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What we have here
is enough evidence--
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Cousin, Cousin, no, no!
For any-- Is enough evidence--
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No, no, Cousin, Cousin,
I have a comment.
I have a comment.
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Now, now, now,
this is interesting.
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Bob testified--
Who is Bob?
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"Who is Bob?"
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I want him to answer.
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Bob Taylor, Cousin.
The defendant?
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Now, we are deciding where
Bob is going to spend
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his next
five to nine birthdays.
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And you cannot even
remember his name?
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Cousin, he is Innocent Bob
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until he is proven
Guilty Bob.
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Now, Bob testified
that he was standing
on the street corner
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and all of a sudden
another man come running along
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and throw that jacket at him.
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Now, I think that this is--
Don't think, okay?
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Cousin. Cousin, let me
finish my thought.
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Let me finish my thought.
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Cousin, I just want you to...
I am here...
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You're embarrassing me
in front of the other jurors.
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Now...
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Facts are facts, people.
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And it is our job
to look at the facts
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and then,
using our objective minds,
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vote to send this scum bum,
pig filth up the river.
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Okay, let's vote.
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All right,
pass them down here.
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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Much better, people.
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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Well, this is just great!
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Thanks to you
we have to go back
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to the courthouse
tomorrow morning!
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Excuse me, cousin.
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But I'm the one
who ought to be upset
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and I am upset.
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Because I'm pretty sure
that even as foreman
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you had no right to try to
make me change my vote
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by forcing me
to stand in a corner.
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Hi, Larry, have you
finished packing?
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No, I haven't.
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Jen, there's been
a small hitch.
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I'm not finished
with jury duty.
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But don't worry.
I'll be finished early
tomorrow morning.
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Maybe if you finish packing
your stuff you can pack mine.
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Oh, well, Larry,
I finished packing.
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All I'm taking, is this.
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(MOANING)
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Of course, I don't know
how much I'll be wearing this.
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Mmm, mmm...
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(PANTING)
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Balki, I'd like to apologize
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for being so hard on you
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earlier this afternoon.
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I'm calmer now.
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You know, I think
this might be a good time
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for me to hear
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your interpretation
of the facts.
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And then I can tell you
exactly where
you're mistaken.
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If you're mistaken.
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Listen, I am not mistaken.
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I happen to have
very good reasons
for voting not guilty.
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And I would love
to hear them.
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No, you wouldn't.
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Yes, I would.
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No, you wouldn't.
Yes, I would.
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No, you wouldn't.
Yes, I would.
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Tell me. Tell me.
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Okay, Cousin.
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Aside from the glaringly
obvious fact
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that the plaid jacket
don't belong
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in the defendant's wardrobe,
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I noticed
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that over a
five-minute period
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the defendant
blinked his eyes
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twenty-seven times.
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I also noticed
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he crossed his hands
right over left.
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Now...
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If that don't say innocent
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I don't know what does.
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Okay.
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Let's see.
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Eye blinking...
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Twenty-seven times!
Mmm-hmm.
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Hands crossed right over left.
Right over left.
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And the aforementioned
wardrobe inconsistency.
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"Wardrobe inconsistency."
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Are you out of your mind?
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Those are the stupidest
observations
I have ever heard!
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Balki, this is America!
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And in America
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we use the facts.
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And you,
as an American citizen
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must use the facts.
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Cousin, I listened
to the facts!
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And I want you to know
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that all of the evidence
was circumcisional.
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All right,
all right, all right.
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All right, Balki,
I am going to show you
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exactly what happened.
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We are going
to re-enact the crime--
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Oh! We're going to act!
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Okay.
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All right, now, I will be
the gas station attendant.
262
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,587
You be the robber.
No, I'm not gonna be--
263
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,555
You be the robber--
I'm not gonna be the robber.
264
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,791
I'm not gonna be
some scum-bug
265
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:28,195
pig-breath robber whose
name wasn't even Bob.
266
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,699
Fine, you be the attendant.
I can't be the attendant.
267
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,034
My shirt is too clean.
268
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,538
You, you just
started your shift.
269
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,978
Okay, I could
make that work.
Uh...
270
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,917
Okay, all right, now,
271
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,686
when I,
as the robber, come in,
272
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,323
you, as the attendant,
are behind the counter.
273
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,858
Okay, now, I come in--
Cousin, Cousin...
274
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:02,229
If I'm the attendant--
What, what, what?
275
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,297
because this is not really,
the counter right here.
276
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,699
You know, this is the peanut
display right here
277
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,735
And right over here
is the beef jerky.
278
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,470
And I just--
Balki, you know something?
279
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:13,073
I don't care about
your beef jerky
280
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,075
or your peanut display!
281
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,413
I mean upholding justice!
282
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,984
Excuse me?
283
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,156
Going to Bermuda?
284
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,723
Well, who wouldn't
want to go to Bermuda?
285
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:31,924
But that is not the point.
286
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,694
Okay, now,
you're the attendant
287
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,996
You've got your--
Listen to me.
288
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,369
Cut the babasticki!
289
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,608
You want me
to vote guilty
290
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:52,079
and send an innocent man
to rot away in prison
291
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,481
so that you can go
to Bermuda with Jennifer?
292
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,617
That's not it at all!
293
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:06,093
But, you,
you don't understand!
294
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,428
Cousin...
295
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,829
All she's bringing
is this, this little--
296
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:13,166
Cousin...
This tiny thing just blow...
297
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:16,169
And I was, you know,
thinking maybe we could...
298
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,471
(PANTING)
299
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,741
You know what, you're not
the only one who had plans.
300
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:24,944
Today is the last day
that the carnival is in town
301
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,514
and I was planning
to go down
and see how many times
302
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,849
I could ride
the Tilt-O-Whirl
before I got sick
303
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,319
and now that dream
is shattered!
304
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:42,061
BALKI: He blinked
27 times.
305
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,263
Okay?
306
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:46,065
Twenty-seven times!
307
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:51,271
No plane, no Bermuda...
308
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,141
No bikini.
309
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,445
You know, I'm gettin'
just a little
310
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,314
sick and tired of you,
Captain Garlic.
311
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,352
Why don't we try a little
physical persuasion
312
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,720
to help him come
to the right decision?
313
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,757
All I am trying to do
is to prevent you
314
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:14,161
all of you, from making
a horrible mistake.
315
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,763
And just for your information
a clove of raw garlic
316
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,898
each day will
ward off heart attack.
317
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,367
(DEEP SIGHING)
318
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,069
All right,
all those in favor
319
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,937
of pulverizing
this guy, say "Aye!"
320
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,674
ALL: Aye!
321
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,741
Cousin. Cousin.
322
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:29,809
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
323
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:30,877
Cousin, Cousin--
324
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,011
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
325
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,413
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
326
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,582
Stop getting...
Hey, hey, hey!
327
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:36,816
Cut it out!
328
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:41,454
What you are doing is wrong!
329
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,591
You're condemning a man
for having the guts
330
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,394
to stand up for what
he believes in
331
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,129
no matter how stupid it is.
332
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,368
So... So what if
we're inconvenienced
333
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,337
for a couple of days?
334
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,942
Locked away from our wives,
335
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:07,614
and their, their teeny
tiny little bikinis.
336
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,252
Let's get him!
Come on!
337
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,053
All right, no, no!
338
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,154
Wait! Wait!
339
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,890
Stand back. Get back!
340
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,027
Whose side
are you on, anyway?
341
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,129
Now listen, Cousin.
(STAMMERS) Let me just try
342
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,597
try talking to them
for a second.
343
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,899
I have a way
with angry mobs.
344
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,903
Fellow jurors, please.
345
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,440
You are acting exactly
like a flock of sheep
346
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,242
before the winter shearing.
347
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,279
You're, you're jumpy
348
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,181
itchy, chafed.
349
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,720
Let's hurt him! Come on...
350
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,155
No!
351
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,758
(EXHALES LOUDLY)
(ALL GROANING)
352
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,828
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
353
00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:00,032
All right, just hold
your breath and he's ours!
354
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,401
(ALL INHALE DEEPLY)
355
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,305
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
356
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:10,243
Excuse me!
357
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,080
Hello...
358
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,283
Just having
a little discussion.
359
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,220
they caught
the real thief
360
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,823
and he confessed
and the judge dropped
361
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,226
all the charges
against Mr. Taylor.
362
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,562
Anyway, you people
are free to go.
363
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,600
MAN 2: Let's go.
MAN 3: Okay.
364
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,302
MAN 4:
Let's get out of here.
365
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,207
Look, pal, I'm...
366
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,009
I'm sorry, uh...
367
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,313
No offense, huh?
Hey, you were venting.
368
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,252
Well...
369
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,154
Balki, I'm sorry
you had to see
370
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,425
the ugly side of jury duty.
371
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,631
wasn't exactly the experience
you were looking for.
372
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,966
No, uh, it wasn't,
but, uh,
373
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,602
the good news
is that an innocent man
374
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:14,206
is going home
and a guilty man
is going to jail.
375
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,708
And it's nice to know
376
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,912
that one small
garlicky voice
377
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,348
can make a difference.
378
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,452
I'm just sorry
I had to miss my plane
379
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,720
to Bermuda to learn that.
380
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,789
Oh, you can still
make it to Bermuda.
381
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,459
See, according
to airline policy
382
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,328
when serving jury duty,
a note from the court
383
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,364
is an exception
to restricted air travel.
384
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,631
I'll get you one.
385
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,300
Well, thank you.
386
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,638
Cousin, this worked
out swell for everybody.
387
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,874
Justice was served
and you get to go
388
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,009
to Bermuda with
Jennifer and...
389
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,911
That means that,
uh, Mary Anne and I
390
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:55,582
will have the house
to ourselves, uh...
391
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,820
You know what
that means, don't you?
392
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:03,890
Huh?
393
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,893
(LAUGHTER)
394
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,438
Giant jigsaw puzzles?
You know me so well.
395
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,074
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