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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Hi!
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I've got everything
we'll need
for Thanksgiving...
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Dinner.
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I got everything we need
for Thanksgiving dinner.
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Thanksgiving dinner
is as good as cooked.
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Pass the word...
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Oh, I guess it is true
what they say.
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Birds with no feathers
do flock together.
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May I ask why?
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Well, I assumed that I would
cook dinner this year.
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It's my first Thanksgiving
as Larry's wife,
and I want it to be special.
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I've made Thanksgiving dinner
every single year
since I come to America.
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So... So I just
assumed that, that
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I would,
I would make it again.
(SNIFFLES)
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Well, that, that's okay.
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and you take Christmas
and Mud Day?
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Balki, we don't celebrate
Mud Day in this country.
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Well, it's just as well.
You'd only commercialize it.
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Wait a minute,
I wanted to cook
Thanksgiving dinner
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so I could prove
to a certain someone
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what a wonderful wife
I would make.
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You invited someone?
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You are not gonna believe
what I just did.
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You forgot we moved
and you went back
to the old apartment again?
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Yeah, I did.
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and I was writing
a turkey story--
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Now, Mr. Wainright
occasionally calls
your writing mediocre
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but he has never come out
and called one of your
articles a turkey.
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Well, except for that one time
but you weren't
even in the room
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so, as far as I'm concerned,
it never happened.
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I mean I was writing
a story about turkeys
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for tomorrow's
Thanksgiving edition.
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Well, in that case,
never mind.
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Well, anyway, while I was
interviewing Mr. McGregor
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he told me
he was retiring
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So, having a keen eye
for a quick profit,
I took 'em all.
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How many is all?
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Fifty-eight turkeys?
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They're being unloaded in
the backyard right now.
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(GASPS)
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Oh, cousin,
this is wonderful!
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The most pets I ever had
before was 17.
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They're an investment.
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Investment. Investment.
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Larry, tomorrow is
Thanksgiving.
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How are you gonna get rid
of all these birds
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and get your...
I mean our money back?
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Very simple, I have...
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ALL: Oh, God!
A plan!
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(TURKEYS GOBBLING)
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Attention,
last minute shoppers!
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Get your fresh turkeys.
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Whack 'em and sack 'em.
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Whack 'em and sack 'em?
Larry, that's disgusting.
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If you think
that's disgusting,
you don't even wanna know
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what they do
to eggplant
on Mud Day.
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I'm following Balki's recipe
for stuffing
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and it calls
for one pinch of GP.
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Probably ground pepper.
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I better ask Balki.
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Balki?
BALKI: Yeah?
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What does GP stand for?
Goat pancreas.
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But I think
I used the last of it
on my breakfast cereal.
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Where am I gonna get goat
pancreas now?
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LARRY:
Shut the door!
Shut the door!
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(GOBBLING)
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Oh, hello turkeys.
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LARRY: Unlock the door!
Unlock the door!
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Well, I wish
you'd make up your mind.
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Come on, come on.
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Balki! Balki, get 'em out.
Get 'em out.
Get 'em outta here. Come on.
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Get 'em out. Get 'em out.
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Come here,
come here, come here.
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I got it, I got it,
I got it.
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I got it. All right,
we're leaving.
We're leaving.
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Just take these out,
take these turkeys
outta here.
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And stop trying to put those
little pilgrim hats on 'em.
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How about...
How about just them
little buckles on their shoes?
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No.
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How about just little
lace bibs?
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(SIGHS)
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Where's my ring?
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I've lost my diamond ring.
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Well, well,
don't worry, Jen.
We'll find it.
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Are you sure
it was on the counter?
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Yes, Larry, I'm sure.
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Every time I cook,
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Salt, pepper, diamond.
Salt, pepper, diamond.
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Only now it's salt, pepper,
nothing.
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No one's been in here
but us and the turkeys.
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Larry, if one of your
stupid birds ate my ring
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you'll be the one who gets
whacked and sacked.
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(GOBBLING)
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(BEEPING)
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(CONTINUES BEEPING)
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(SIGHS)
Well, I'm exhausted.
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We've been doing this
all night.
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(SIGHS)
Cousin, shhh.
(WHISPERS) She'll hear you.
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Balki, I don't believe this.
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We've checked every turkey
three times.
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There's no metal
in any of them.
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What do you mean
"He didn't swallow it?"
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Well, maybe he hid it.
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He hid it?
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that turkeys are
the practical jokers
of the farmyard.
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And when you consider
how gullible the cows are
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and the fact that chickens
have absolutely no
sense of humor, whatsoever,
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well, you can imagine
how kooky things can get.
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(TURKEYS GOBBLING)
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If any of you find
a ring out there,
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there's extra corn
in it for you.
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Balki, one of the turkeys
had to swallow it.
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It's the only thing
that makes sense.
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All right, now, Jennifer
set the ring down
on the counter. Right?
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Right.
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Mary Anne opened the door,
the turkeys came in. Right?
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Right.
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And you took
the turkeys back outside
and the ring was gone.
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Right?
Right.
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And we haven't sold
any turkeys. Right?
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And we haven't sold
any turkeys. Right?
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This is where
you are supposed
to say "Right." Right?
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I'm sorry, I wasn't
paying attention.
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Did you
ask me a question?
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Turkeys.
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We haven't sold
any turkeys. Right?
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Mmm, more or less.
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What do you mean
"More or less?"
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Have you ever been
in a situation
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where you were
given a job to do
and you did that job well
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You later found out
that the job you did well
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was the wrong thing to do
even though you thought
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it was the right thing
to do at the time
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that you were doing
that good job.
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What?
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Have you ever been
in a situation where...
Where you were given--
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Balki! What are you
talking about?
(SCREAMS)
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Oh, no, no!
What are you talking about?
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Don't hurt me.
I'm not gonna hurt ya.
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No, I'm not gonna hurt you.
No, of course.
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Come on. Come on.
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You can talk
to Cousin Larry, huh?
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Just tell Cousin Larry
what you did.
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Cousin Larry is
nice to me.
He is.
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Yes. Yes, he is. Yes, he is.
He's, he's just a nice guy.
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Oh, he sure is.
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I sold one of the turkeys
to the Johnsons.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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(SCREAMS)
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Why would you do that?
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Well, it kind of made
sense at the time.
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I mean, it was the day
before Thanksgiving.
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And, and we had dozens of
turkeys out in the backyard
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and a sign in the
front yard that said
"Turkeys for Sale",
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I guess I just
wasn't thinking.
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Balki, we have got to get
that turkey back
from the Johnsons.
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No problem.
I know what to do.
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(GOBBLING)
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Wow!
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What was that?
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(STUTTERS)
Romantic.
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I think we're gonna see
that turkey
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I sold to the Johnsons
any second.
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As I recall,
not an unattractive bird.
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No.
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No.
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By now, the Johnsons' turkey
is cooked.
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Well, cousin, that's not all
we're gonna have to do.
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We're gonna have
to deal with
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fifty-seven romantic turkeys
that are headed this way.
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(TURKEYS GOBBLING)
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All right, all right.
Now, remember,
let me do all the talking.
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Cousin, I still think
we're better off
telling the truth.
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What am I supposed
to say to her?
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and I would just
like the opportunity
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to rummage through the bird
in the hopes of retrieving it?
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I'd believe it.
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Something a little
more believable.
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I am going to tell her
that you made a tiny error
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and sold them
a poisoned turkey
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that could kill
their entire family.
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Then we'll exchange
our bird for their bird
and be on our way.
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It's a whole lot simpler
than telling them the truth.
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All right, ready?
Here we go.
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Cousin, you know,
I think it's...
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I think it's too late
to do your plan.
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They're already
having dinner.
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Well, if they're already
eating, the poison thing
won't work.
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All right, I'll have
to think of something else.
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Hello, Mrs. Johnson!
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Well, get out
of the window.
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Mrs. Johnson likes me.
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Hello, Balki.
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Hello, Mrs. Johnson.
Oh!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Yes. Larry.
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What can I do for you?
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Uh, yeah, Mrs. Johnson,
we're here, uh, because...
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Because we are a full service
turkey organization.
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(STAMMERING)
And, so, we're here
to serve your bird.
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(CHUCKLES)
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That's, that's very sweet.
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Uh, but we already have
everything on the table.
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(EXCLAIMING)
What about seconds?
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What about side dishes?
What about beverages?
What about desserts?
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What about driver's side
air bags?
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Just stop it.
Let me do the talking.
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Mrs. Johnson, we're here
to make sure that this is
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the best darn Thanksgiving
the Johnsons ever had.
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Come on, Balki.
We've got a meal to serve.
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Believe me,
nobody can dish it out
like Cousin Larry.
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Hello! Hello!
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Don't stand up.
Don't stand up.
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Have you done something
different in here?
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I wouldn't know,
I've never been in here.
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Marion, what's the foreign boy
from down the street
doing here?
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Well, I'm not really sure.
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Um, Larry and Balki,
this is my husband Howard.
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BOTH: Hi!
And this is our son Richie.
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Our daughter Joanie,
and Grandpa Johnson.
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Well, it's a pleasure
meeting you all.
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We're here just
to make your meal
a little more enjoyable.
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Well, Howard,
Thanksgiving has
always been a special time
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at the Appleton home
and, uh, I just thought
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I'd like to share
that special feeling this year
with a few close friends.
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What's the Appleton home?
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And I'm Balki Bartokomous.
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Do you use chestnuts
or walnuts?
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Me, I use a handful
of beer nuts.
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00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:18,851
Uh, Balki.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Howard, would you do
the honors?
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Oh, yeah.
And I missed it.
(CHUCKLES)
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And you know, it just doesn't
feel like Thanksgiving
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without, uh,
hearing grace.
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Let us bow our heads.
(SIGHS)
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Dear Lord, we thank you
for the food
we are about to eat.
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And for the good fortune
our family's been
blessed with.
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We come together...
All right, now...
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If the turkey
swallowed the ring...
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00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,148
HOWARD:
...two things easily
taken for granted.
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...which we also
give thanks to...
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All right, now listen,
if the turkey swallowed
the ring,
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it would be
in the gizzard.
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00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,862
You check the stuffing
and the gravy.
I'll check the turkey.
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...today and always.
Amen!
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ALL: Amen!
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I think we all have
a little more
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00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,241
to be grateful for
than that, huh?
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so if we could just
bow our heads again.
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I'm hungry.
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00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:29,656
Me, too.
264
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:34,094
Which is why we have
so much to be thankful for.
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So could we just
bow our heads
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Thanksgiving.
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The stuffing.
Check the stuffing.
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00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,247
The stuffing.
Shut up!
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Thanks and giving.
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I know! I know!
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Heads down! Heads down!
Nobody say amen.
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Cousin, I know,
I know what they--
Stuffing! Shut up! Shut up!
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00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,366
(CLEARS THROAT)
Uh, giving, giving...
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The gravy, the gravy.
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00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,837
Giving, the...
The act of
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00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,473
imparting or,
uh, bestowing.
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00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,041
That's what
I was gonna say.
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00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,343
Shut up!
279
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,146
Now, putting these
two words
280
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,680
back together...
281
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:35,255
We have, we have...
(STUTTERS) Thanksgiving.
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The bestowal
of gratitude.
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00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:42,195
Balki! Help me!
Help me! Help me!
284
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:49,202
I see that we have
so much to be
grateful for.
285
00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,138
Eyes down, missy!
286
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,609
(STAMMERING)
Just the fact of...
287
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,145
(MUMBLING)
288
00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,248
Just the fact
of being together
289
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,383
is something
to be grateful for.
290
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,017
Have you finished yet? I--
291
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,353
Oh! Oh, Howard!
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00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,155
Am I taking too long
293
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,791
to express gratitude
to our Creator?
294
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,262
Hmm? I mean, you know,
I could just say
295
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,198
that Howard didn't want
to take the time
296
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,867
to thank the man upstairs.
297
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,637
Heads down!
Heads down!
298
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,840
Get it off me!
Get it off me!
299
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,177
Thanksgiving.
Being grateful.
300
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,480
Grateful for the air
we breathe,
301
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,748
for the few merciless...
(GRUNTING)
302
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,984
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
I'm throwing them out.
303
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,153
Maybe we should do
what they say.
304
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,455
(STUTTERS)
I think they're crazy.
305
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,892
(LARRY AND BALK GRUNTING)
(SHATTERING)
306
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,196
LARRY:
Thankful to those
for giving...
307
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,266
Cousin!
Cousin, go deep.
308
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,268
(GRUNTING)
309
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,606
(COUGHS AND CLEARS THROAT)
310
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,241
Grandpa's choking on
the ring!
311
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,642
Grandpa! Grandpa!
312
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,245
Let's get those arms up!
Arms up! Arms up!
313
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,646
(SQUEALING)
314
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,615
Come on!
315
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,618
Come on, you old geezer.
Cough up the ring.
316
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,287
(BOTH GRUNTING)
317
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,526
I'm not choking!
I'm not choking!
318
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,462
Leave my father alone
and get the hell out of here!
319
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,631
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
320
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,542
You're welcome.
And Happy Thanksgiving.
321
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,878
Larry, it was
very nice of you
322
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,581
to donate those turkeys
to the homeless shelter.
323
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,850
Well, I like to do
what I can
324
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:47,053
for the less fortunate
during the holiday season.
325
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,088
Cousin Larry's
exact words were,
326
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:52,024
"As long as I'm stuck
with all these turkeys,
327
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:55,662
"I may as well at least
get a tax deduction
out of it."
328
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:02,235
I think it would be
nice if we all just, uh,
took a moment and, uh,
329
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,405
gave thanks
for all that we have.
330
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:09,642
Oh, well, um,
I'm thankful for
two of the best friends
331
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,379
anyone could
ever hope for.
332
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,815
And I'm thankful to the most
understanding husband
333
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,618
in the world
who didn't get
angry with me
334
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:22,922
when I found
my diamond ring
in my jewelry box.
335
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,761
I'm thankful that we have
the opportunity
336
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,863
to share
Thanksgiving together.
337
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,735
Well, uh...
338
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,671
I don't know
where to begin. Uh...
339
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,541
This has been the most
wonderful year of my life.
340
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:44,611
And I have a lot
to be grateful for.
341
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:47,614
I'm married to the most
wonderful woman in the world
342
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,454
And the two dear friends
who share it with us.
343
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,965
Although I know
with a little time
344
00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,601
and a lot more support,
345
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,871
I could've made a go of it.
346
00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:28,087
I have a lot to be
thankful for.
347
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:31,458
I'm celebrating my first
truly American holiday
348
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,861
as an American citizen,
and, um...
349
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,864
I want to thank Mary Anne,
350
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,968
Cousin Jennifer
351
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:47,306
and Cousin Larry
for all of their
love and support.
352
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,576
And, um...
353
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:53,646
I want to thank the Johnsons
for not calling the police
354
00:21:55,147 --> 00:22:00,453
even though Grandpa Johnson
wanted to press charges.
355
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,024
Let's eat.
356
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,962
Now, who had
the Salisbury steak?
357
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,598
I did.
358
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,034
And the cheese enchilada?
Yeah, over there.
359
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,736
I've got the lasagna.
360
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,738
Cousin, a Hungry Man for you.
361
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,480
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