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Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kind of change
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No matter what the odds are
this time
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Nothing's gonna stand
in my way
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This flame in my heart
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Like a long-lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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Oo-ooh
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It's my life and my dream
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And nothing's gonna
stop me now
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Jennifer, Jennifer! Mary Anne!
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(GRUNTING)
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Hi. Is Balki here?
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No, he's still downtown
taking his citizenship test.
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Good. I have
a surprise for Balki.
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You got him a wooden box.
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He doesn't have one that size.
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No, that's not the surprise.
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See, I arranged to have
Balki's mother
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flown over from Mypos
so she could witness
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Balki being sworn in
as a US citizen.
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I just picked her up
from the airport.
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Mary Anne, Balki's Mama
is not in that crate!
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Is she, Larry?
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No, no, no!
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No, that's, uh,
that's her luggage.
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Uh, Balki's Mama is,
uh, outside.
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She's, uh, she's staring
at the mailbox.
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She's never seen one before.
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MAMA:
Cousin Larry!
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Cousin Larry!
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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(GRUNTS)
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Uh, she says she's going
to take this little tree
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with her back to Mypos.
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Well, I picked up a lot
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uh, living with Balki
and I took his
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uh, Myposian-English
dictionary so that I could
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uh, communicate with her.
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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Oooh.
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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Wow!
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She says, "Wow."
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Does she speak
any English at all?
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Uh, yeah, a little,
uh, she learned English
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uh, from watching
American TV shows.
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American TV shows, yes!
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Lucy! I'm home!
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Here's Johnny!
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Book 'em, Danno.
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(humming Hawaii Five-O theme)
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LARRY:
Mama.
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Mama...
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Uh, Mama.
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She likes everyone
to call her Mama.
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Mama, yes.
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Mama, uh, this,
this is my wife, uh, Jennifer.
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Jennifer!
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Hello, Jennifer.
Hello. Very pretty.
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Very, very pretty.
Very nice! Yes!
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And this is, uh...
Yes...
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This is Mary Anne.
Oh.
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Mary Anna! Mary Anna!
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Very, very nice.
Very, very sweet, itta pretty.
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Hey, um, where the hippi?
Where's the beef?
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Make, uh, make, maki,
maki babiki?
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Itti, itti Balki?
No, I don't think so.
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That's a big no-can-do.
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(HORN HONKING)
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What is that?
Larry, Balki just drove up.
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Balki! Balki!
No, now we want this...
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Balki? Balki?
We wanna surprise him.
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So you're gonna
have to hide in here, okay?
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Right in here. Here you go.
Here you go.
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Ooh, yes! Yes.
Right inside. Yeah,
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You know what, yeah.
No, no, Mama.
Mama. Yeah, um...
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No, Mama, Mama, Mama,
this is not your room.
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Not your room.
No, we just want you to hide.
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We just want you
to hide in here.
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Okay, this is your room,
this is your room.
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Here you go. Here you go.
Alright. There you are.
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A Yankee
Dood-lee do or die
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I passed my citizenship test!
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(EVERYONE APPLAUDS)
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I knew you could do it.
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as soon as I go down to
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the Federal building
and get sworn at.
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I can't wait to call Mama
and tell her that soon
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Uncle Sam will really be
my uncle!
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Well, hold on, Balki.
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MAMA:
Balki!
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Mama?
Balki!
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Cousin, this is amazing,
I didn't even dial
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and yet she knew
I was, I was calling!
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She must have ESPN.
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Mama? Mama, it's me, Balki!
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Balki!
Balki...
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Mama?
Balki!
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Balki...
Mama?
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Balki!
Balki...
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Mama?
Balki!
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Balki.
Balki!
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MAMA:
Oh!
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Balki, Mama's
not on the phone.
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She's here!
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Balki! Balki, my babiki!
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Mama! Mama!
Balki! Balki!
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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Oh, Balki.
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Mama says I'm her baby
and she loves me.
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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Mama says she wants
to go to her room and relax.
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Yes.
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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No. No, no.
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Yes.
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Itti babiki, ho-ho-ho.
Okay.
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Ah, Cousin Larry.
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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Quasar.
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Goodnight, John Boy.
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Cousin Larry!
Mama!
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Look at this.
Mama shoparuniki.
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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What is all this?
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I thought you were just
taking Mama sightseeing.
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She wanted some souvenirs.
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Apparently it's
a Myposian tradition.
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If you can lift
it, it's yours.
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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Oh, well, lovely.
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You like?
Lovely.
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And this...
Yes, uh-huh.
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This is,
this a statement of something.
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Well, did she,
did she buy anything?
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You make any, uh,
purchasikis?
Purchasiki! Wait.
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You make me feel
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You make me feel
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You make me feel
like a natural woman
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Well, well, well,
Mama, you are
going to look lovely in that.
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M-m-Mama, Mama sex pistoliki.
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Oh! No.
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No, I mean it,
Oh, go on.
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I mean it.
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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Cousin Larry, pooki.
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You know,
you just missed Balki.
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Balki?
You just...
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Balki! Balki! Balki! Balki!
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He'll be back in a minute.
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In a microseci.
Okay.
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Uh, Larry, we have
to be going.
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We've been
running all morning.
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First we took Mama
to see the city.
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City. Wiggly Field.
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Then we took her shopping.
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Charge it. Yes.
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Escalator. Escalator.
Yeah. Ooh.
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Escalator!
Uh...
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Escalator.
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Mama. Mama.
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(SPEAKS IN MYPOSIAN)
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Uh, it's broken.
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Hmm?
It's broken.
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Bustakaki.
Oh, bummer.
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Good luck, Larry.
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Bye-bye, bye-bye.
Oh, yes.
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Yes, very nice. Very pretty.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
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These are very nice.
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Don't forget to
brush and floss.
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And you got to...eat.
Okay? Eat, eat.
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She hates me.
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(LAUGHING)
And you said
you weren't ticklish!
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Um, I was just helping Lydia
with some research.
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Uh, Mama, these are-are
two friends of Balki's.
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Balki! Balki!
Yeah, uh...
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Yee, you are friend Balki?
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Very, very nice.
Nice, thank you.
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Thank you. Very, very sweet.
Oh!
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Very pretty!
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Thank you.
Does she speak any English?
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Um, not really.
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Oh, good.
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Mrs. Bartokomous,
your son is an idiot.
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Oh, wise guy, 'ey?
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(GRUNTING)
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She may not speak English,
but she understands a lot.
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Yes.
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Come on, Sam.
I'll take you to lunch.
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But if anyone sees us
we are not together.
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Cousin Larry,
I got your mail back.
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Mama!
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Balki, babiki.
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Mama, uh, I want
to show you the building.
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Come on, come on.
Oh...
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(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
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Mama, ini ina elevator.
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Wa! Wowww!
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Housewares, notions,
ladies' dresses going up!
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(LAUGHING)
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Where do I come up with them?
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(LAUGHING)
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Balki!
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Cousin Larry!
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Mrs. Cousin Larry!
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Skinny Minny!
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Chain
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Chain of Fools
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Oh, Mama,
everything looks beautiful.
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Thanks.
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(SNIFFS)
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Ah! Snout.
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Would you give me your recipe?
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Mary Anna, come.
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You come. Eat.
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(SPEAKS IN MYPOSIAN)
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Oh.
Yes.
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Mmm! Mmm-hmm!
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Very nice, babiki.
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Very nice. Very, very nice.
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Mmm-hmm.
Mmm.
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Come over here.
Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mama...
Mmm.
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Okay, alright, alright,
alright!
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Take that.
No! No, no.
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Here we go.
Balki! Balki!
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Balki, come down!
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(SPEAKS IN MYPOSIAN)
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Balki went to get dessert.
Never mind.
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Oh, there we are.
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Okay, very nice.
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I've got bad news.
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Can you believe in a,
in a city the size of Chicago
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not one single market
carries goat gut pudding?
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Uh...I guess we're stuck
with apple pie.
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We'll live with it.
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Balki, sit, sit.
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Well, it's time for a toast.
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What is toast?
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Signifiki clinki tinki.
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Clinki tinki.
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Well, go for it.
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I'd like to officially
welcome Mama to America.
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Land of the free.
Home of the Whopper.
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Opto kinika chertiki cantiki
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andro po kimiga
boing boing boing boing...
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00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,532
Cousin...
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00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,134
(LAUGHS)
261
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,502
You've, uh,
you've, you've made rather
262
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,038
a humorous linguistic error.
Um...
263
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,042
Opto kinika chertiki cantiki
264
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,344
andro po kimiga
boing boing boing boing
265
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,381
means a person
who has a driver's license.
266
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:18,651
In my little deuce coupe
you don't know what I've
267
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,755
Little deuce coupe
you don't know what I've got
268
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,092
Thank you, Mama.
269
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:29,329
Uh, what, what you
meant to say is that
270
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,032
opto politicia
certifantiki Americaniki
271
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,201
politaniki ping
pong pong pong pong...
272
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:43,310
Mama? What the biggi dealiki?
273
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,145
What the biggi dealiki?
274
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,714
(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
275
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:52,652
Balki Americaniki politaniki?
Over my deadiki bodiki!
276
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,923
Mama's upset.
277
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,492
She, she, she thought
she was coming over here
278
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,095
to see me get
my driver's license?
279
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:09,102
Cousin Larry,
Balki American citizen?
280
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,139
Yes, Mama, he's becoming
an American citizen.
281
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,174
No more Mypiot?
282
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,742
That's right, Mama.
283
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,278
Hmm-hmm... Hmph!
284
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,527
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
285
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,331
(SPEAKING IN MYPOSIAN)
286
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,276
(CRYING)
287
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,047
Okay.
288
00:16:55,915 --> 00:17:01,588
What's going on?
289
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,756
never wants to get
from his Mama.
290
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,193
It looks like a chicken foot
with one toe missing.
291
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,430
It's a chicken foot
with one toe missing.
292
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:17,070
It's the symbol of
a Myposian Mama's
deepest grief.
293
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,739
Well, what is she
grieving about?
294
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,441
Well, well,
she, she always assumed
295
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,910
I would go back
to Mypos to live.
296
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,012
Well, Balki,
you'll just explain
to your Mama
297
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,214
that your life is here now.
298
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,249
You'll go back to Mypos
to visit.
299
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,017
No, cousin,
you don't understand.
300
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,620
Mama has given
me an ultimatum.
301
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:37,490
Either I go back to Mypos
with her, or...or, uh...
302
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,593
I am no longer her son.
303
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,166
Balki, she can't mean that.
304
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,501
Cousin, she gave me
the chicken foot, okay?
305
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,773
I, I have to go back to Mypos.
306
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,508
I'm gonna go upstairs
and pack.
307
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,220
LARRY:
Balki, you can't do this!
308
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,590
Balki, you have got to listen
to reason.
309
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:14,994
Cousin, we've been over
and over and over this.
310
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,330
You can talk
until the cows buy homes
311
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,266
but it's not
going to change anything.
312
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:25,905
I'm sure
I could change her mind.
313
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,107
Gone?
314
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,643
When did she leave?
315
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,347
This morning, she, she put her
red eyes on the red eye.
316
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,620
Well, Balki, I am
not gonna let you follow
Mama back to Mypos.
317
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,722
I mean, think of what
you'll be giving up.
318
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,391
Uh, your job is here
319
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,294
your girlfriend is here,
your future is here!
320
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:52,399
I cannot break her heart.
321
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,534
So I'm gonna,
I got to go back.
322
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,053
Take care of him for me.
323
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,190
(SIGH)
You're really gonna
do this, aren't you?
324
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,392
Yes, I am.
325
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,599
Please tell them that
I'm sorry I made them cry.
326
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,306
Well, I guess
this is...goodbye.
327
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,111
Thank you.
328
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,947
Thank you for,
for everything
329
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,516
that you've done for me
over the last five years.
330
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,521
Well, I got back
much more than I gave.
331
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,472
I'll miss you, Cousin Larry.
Don't forget me.
332
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,615
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
333
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:29,195
I'm sorry about the snout.
334
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,631
Balki called today.
335
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:34,734
He sends his love to everyone.
336
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,770
Well, I'm glad he made it
safely back to Mypos.
337
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,139
Oh, Balki made it safely
back to Mypos
338
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,609
but his luggage
went to Skeptos.
339
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,447
He says as soon as
he gets his clothes back
340
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,282
he's gonna look for a job.
341
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,786
My heart is breaking
into a million pieces.
342
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,690
Oh, Mary Anne, it's okay.
343
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,493
He'll write. He'll visit.
344
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,696
Jennifer, you are so naive.
345
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,001
Alright, wait a minute.
346
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:12,572
Listen to us. We're sitting
around crying in our snout.
347
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,645
I should never have let him go
in the first place.
348
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,747
I'm going to Mypos.
You're what?
349
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,683
I'm going to Mypos and I'm
gonna bring Balki back home.
350
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,120
Hello? Transcontinental
Airways?
351
00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,424
Book me a seat
on your next flight to Mypos.
352
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,193
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
353
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,396
Mypos.
354
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:45,572
M-Y-P-O-S.
355
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,319
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
356
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:03,590
Hello, Balki.
Hi.
357
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:12,632
Mama, we have to talk.
Ahh! Ai, ai ai ai!
358
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,702
You see this, that's my
return ticket to Chicago.
359
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:21,340
Hey hey hey hey
360
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:24,377
By the way, you're drinking
from the goat's water bowl.
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