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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:14,082 Sometimes the world looks perfect 2 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:16,284 Nothing to rearrange 3 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,487 Sometimes you just get a feeling 4 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:23,757 Like you need some kind of change 5 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:27,461 No matter what the odds are this time 6 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,597 Nothing's gonna stand in my way 7 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:32,966 This flame in my heart like a long lost friend 8 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:37,271 Gives every dark street a light at the end 9 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:41,175 Standing tall 10 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:45,079 On the wings of my dream 11 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:47,915 Rise and fall 12 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:51,319 On the wings of my dream 13 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,988 The wind and haze 14 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:58,426 I'm bound for better days 15 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,762 It's my life and my dream 16 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:04,765 Nothing's gonna stop me now 17 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:17,077 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 18 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,651 Have Larry and Balki started building the gazebo? 19 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,386 Yes, but it's early in the process. 20 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,588 No one's been hurt yet. 21 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,424 Sometimes I wonder why they even try 22 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,626 these big projects on their own. 23 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:36,230 Balki, by this time tomorrow, we'll be sitting 24 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,699 in our new gazebo sipping lemonade. 25 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:43,271 Can you figure out where this board goes? 26 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:45,173 Cousin, you say that about 27 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:47,675 every single piece of wood in this kit. 28 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,711 Now why we didn't hire professionals to assemble it 29 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,914 the way the man at the hardware store said we should? 30 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,850 And do you know why he wanted us to hire professionals, Balki? 31 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,153 Because he figured we didn't have a prayer 32 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,589 of assembling it ourselves after he saw you 33 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,591 knock over the paint can pyramid? 34 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,460 No. 35 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:08,796 No. 36 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:13,267 He wanted us to pay for professional help 37 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,203 we don't need. 38 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,205 Come on. Let's get to work. 39 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,483 (GROANS) 40 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:45,366 Don't they remind you of someone? 41 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,835 I know who you're thinking of. 42 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,437 Laverne and Shirley. 43 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,573 Laurel and Hardy. 44 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,343 Oh, right. 45 00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:04,752 I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna hit you. Just give me the board. 46 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,754 (THE DANCE OF THE CUCKOOS PLAYING) 47 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:12,226 (SOBS) 48 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,564 Give me that before someone gets hurt. 49 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,703 Well, I was. 50 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:34,315 Now, you pour the concrete for the walkway, 51 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,384 I'll work on the gazebo. 52 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,386 Yes, but I was going to take the... 53 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,858 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 54 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,530 (WOOD CREAKING) 55 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,798 Why did you do that? 56 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,101 Why did I do what? 57 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:38,372 Why did you remove the board, so I would fall on my face? 58 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:42,510 Well, you see, you told me to take the concrete 59 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,612 and pour it over there in the walkway. 60 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:48,115 And so I, and then when I got there, the board was in the way 61 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,718 and the only way that I, and then I had to... 62 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,853 (CRYING) I didn't know you were gonna... 63 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,388 (MUMBLING) 64 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,991 I didn't... 65 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:01,294 If I had it to do over again, you know what I'd do? 66 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,497 I'd... I'd take, um... 67 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,075 Never mind. 68 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:21,615 Just be more careful. 69 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:22,983 Well, all right. 70 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:29,657 (SCREAMS IN PAIN) 71 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,936 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 72 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,700 (CRASHING) 73 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,735 (SPLASHING) 74 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,353 (SCREAMS) 75 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,867 Jennifer, we have to work a flight later today. 76 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,469 Do you think it's safe to leave them here alone? 77 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:13,106 The question is, is it safe for us to stay here with them? 78 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,882 It's coming along quite nicely. 79 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,884 Well, it certainly is. 80 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,220 You pour the concrete for the path. 81 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,790 I'll attend to more important matters. 82 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,058 Well, all right. 83 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,995 (LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 84 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,454 Oh, miss? 85 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,264 Now look what you've done. 86 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,102 How could you be so clumsy? 87 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,171 Well, I went to school to study for it. 88 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,078 "Went to school to study for it." 89 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,314 I was first in my class. 90 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,954 Well, how did you learn how to be so clumsy? 91 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,158 Well, I certainly didn't have to go to school for it. 92 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,528 Well, you bumped into me. 93 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,464 I didn't bump into you. 94 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:21,201 You were standing where I was walking. 95 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,769 Yes, but I was trying to-- 96 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,873 You were standing where I was walking. 97 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,444 Yes, but I... I'm sorry. 98 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,983 Well, don't let it happen again. 99 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,751 All right. Now clean up this mess. 100 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,453 Yes, but I was trying to... 101 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,521 (CLICKS TONGUE) 102 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,895 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 103 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,728 I thought I told you to clean up this mess. 104 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,997 Well, I was trying to clean it up, but I lost me bucket. 105 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,199 (CRYING) Someone must have stolen me bucket. 106 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,437 And it was me favorite bucket. 107 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:34,207 Me bucket is lost. I can't find it anywhere. 108 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,179 Here is your bucket. 109 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,814 Well, I don't think that's me bucket. 110 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,017 Me bucket was a bit larger. 111 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,023 It didn't have that little dent. 112 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,259 And it had more of a curve to it. 113 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,997 Now, stop fooling around and get back to work. 114 00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,133 Yes, but my bucket-- Just get back to work! 115 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,242 (GROANING) 116 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,258 We'll finish the walk later. All right. 117 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,394 I have to get the blueprints. 118 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,963 You take the measurements for the steps. 119 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:41,341 Yes, but I want to go and-- 120 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,544 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 121 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,503 (GROANS) Oh! 122 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,201 Thank you. 123 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,637 You're welcome. 124 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,381 (GROANING) 125 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,090 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 126 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,360 If you ask me, we did a good job. 127 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,362 Everything came out just as we planned. 128 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,530 Well, it certainly did. 129 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:21,168 Maybe we should consider opening a gazebo building business. 130 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,373 A gazebo building business. Yes. 131 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,875 That's an excellent idea. Thank you. 132 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,946 Now, let's put up our sign. 133 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:37,517 You know, I was thinking that we should glue the sign on. 134 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,119 We'll hammer it in. That way, it will stay up. 135 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,788 Yes, but I was thinking that if we-- 136 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,056 Oh, so you were thinking, were you? 137 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,325 Yes. 138 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:50,497 Tell me, how many gazebos have you built? 139 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,499 How many? Well... 140 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,566 How many? 141 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,172 How many gazebos have you built? 142 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,810 Counting this one, one. 143 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,079 One. Yes. 144 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,883 One. Then, we'll do it my way. 145 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,385 Yes, but I-- 146 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,627 There, that's better. 147 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,378 Well, Balki, I'm exhausted. 148 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,913 But the gazebo looks pretty darn good. 149 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,715 Yes, it does, cousin. 150 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,588 The gazebo looks great. 151 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,957 It's beautiful. 152 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,959 Thank you. Thank you. 153 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,161 It's been standing for several hours now. 154 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:33,633 Yes, it has. 155 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,503 It was built by two men who knew what they were doing. 156 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,873 Cousin, I thought we built it. 157 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,177 And I love the new concrete walkway. 158 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,880 It looks so professional. 159 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,682 Larry, I have to admit I-I didn't think 160 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,250 you could do it. 161 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,853 Now, why would you think that? 162 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,589 I-I don't know. Uh, past performance, I guess. 163 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:02,595 Well, this is just an example of what talented craftsmen 164 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,797 can do when we set our minds to it. 165 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,800 Well, it's getting late, Jennifer. 166 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,936 We better get to the airport or we'll miss our flight. 167 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,538 Okay. Great job, guys. 168 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,546 Oh, now come on, we're gonna be late. 169 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,151 Well, they certainly seemed impressed. 170 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,786 Yes, they certainly did. 171 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,522 Lucky thing for us, they didn't ask us 172 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,157 to help them with their suitcases. 173 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,825 Yes, very lucky. 174 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,097 Well, let's see, uh, 175 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,933 That means they'll be back in four days. Uh, four days. 176 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,202 Yeah, well, four days ought to be enough time 177 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,505 to break out of this concrete. 178 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,109 It's amazing how fast concrete dries. 179 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:53,546 Well, it said, uh, quick drying cement, but who knew? 180 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,149 Ah. Whoo! 181 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,418 Can you reach the sledgehammer? 182 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,687 Well, I'll give it a go. 183 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,823 (THE DANCE OF THE CUCKOOS PLAYING) 184 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,031 Let me try. 185 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:21,374 Better yet, try the hoe. The hoe. 13029

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