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Sometimes the world looks perfect

Nothing to rearrange

Sometimes you just get a feeling

Like you need some kind of change

No matter what the odds are this time

Nothing's gonna stand in my way

This flame in my heart like a long lost friend

Gives every dark street a light at the end

Standing tall

On the wings of my dream

Rise and fall

On the wings of my dream

The wind and haze

I'm bound for better days

It's my life and my dream

Nothing's gonna stop me now

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Have Larry and Balki started building the gazebo?

Yes, but it's early in the process.

No one's been hurt yet.

Sometimes I wonder why they even try

these big projects on their own.

Balki, by this time tomorrow, we'll be sitting

in our new gazebo sipping lemonade.

Can you figure out where this board goes?

Cousin, you say that about

every single piece of wood in this kit.

Now why we didn't hire professionals to assemble it

the way the man at the hardware store said we should?

And do you know why he wanted us to hire professionals, Balki?

Because he figured we didn't have a prayer

of assembling it ourselves after he saw you

knock over the paint can pyramid?

No.

No.

He wanted us to pay for professional help

we don't need.

Come on. Let's get to work.

(GROANS)

Don't they remind you of someone?

I know who you're thinking of.

Laverne and Shirley.

Laurel and Hardy.

Oh, right.

I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna hit you. Just give me the board.

(THE DANCE OF THE CUCKOOS PLAYING)

(SOBS)

Give me that before someone gets hurt.

Well, I was.

Now, you pour the concrete for the walkway,

I'll work on the gazebo.

Yes, but I was going to take the...

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

(WOOD CREAKING)

Why did you do that?

Why did I do what?

Why did you remove the board, so I would fall on my face?

Well, you see, you told me to take the concrete

and pour it over there in the walkway.

And so I, and then when I got there, the board was in the way

and the only way that I, and then I had to...

(CRYING) I didn't know you were gonna...

(MUMBLING)

I didn't...

If I had it to do over again, you know what I'd do?

I'd... I'd take, um...

Never mind.

Just be more careful.

Well, all right.

(SCREAMS IN PAIN)

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(CRASHING)

(SPLASHING)

(SCREAMS)

Jennifer, we have to work a flight later today.

Do you think it's safe to leave them here alone?

The question is, is it safe for us to stay here with them?

It's coming along quite nicely.

Well, it certainly is.

You pour the concrete for the path.

I'll attend to more important matters.

Well, all right.

(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, miss?

Now look what you've done.

How could you be so clumsy?

Well, I went to school to study for it.

"Went to school to study for it."

I was first in my class.

Well, how did you learn how to be so clumsy?

Well, I certainly didn't have to go to school for it.

Well, you bumped into me.

I didn't bump into you.

You were standing where I was walking.

Yes, but I was trying to--

You were standing where I was walking.

Yes, but I... I'm sorry.

Well, don't let it happen again.

All right. Now clean up this mess.

Yes, but I was trying to...

(CLICKS TONGUE)

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

I thought I told you to clean up this mess.

Well, I was trying to clean it up, but I lost me bucket.

(CRYING) Someone must have stolen me bucket.

And it was me favorite bucket.

Me bucket is lost. I can't find it anywhere.

Here is your bucket.

Well, I don't think that's me bucket.

Me bucket was a bit larger.

It didn't have that little dent.

And it had more of a curve to it.

Now, stop fooling around and get back to work.

Yes, but my bucket-- Just get back to work!

(GROANING)

We'll finish the walk later. All right.

I have to get the blueprints.

You take the measurements for the steps.

Yes, but I want to go and--

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROANS) Oh!

Thank you.

You're welcome.

(GROANING)

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

If you ask me, we did a good job.

Everything came out just as we planned.

Well, it certainly did.

Maybe we should consider opening a gazebo building business.

A gazebo building business. Yes.

That's an excellent idea. Thank you.

Now, let's put up our sign.

You know, I was thinking that we should glue the sign on.

We'll hammer it in. That way, it will stay up.

Yes, but I was thinking that if we--

Oh, so you were thinking, were you?

Yes.

Tell me, how many gazebos have you built?

How many? Well...

How many?

How many gazebos have you built?

Counting this one, one.

One. Yes.

One. Then, we'll do it my way.

Yes, but I--

There, that's better.

Well, Balki, I'm exhausted.

But the gazebo looks pretty darn good.

Yes, it does, cousin.

The gazebo looks great.

It's beautiful.

Thank you. Thank you.

It's been standing for several hours now.

Yes, it has.

It was built by two men who knew what they were doing.

Cousin, I thought we built it.

And I love the new concrete walkway.

It looks so professional.

Larry, I have to admit I-I didn't think

you could do it.

Now, why would you think that?

I-I don't know. Uh, past performance, I guess.

Well, this is just an example of what talented craftsmen

can do when we set our minds to it.

Well, it's getting late, Jennifer.

We better get to the airport or we'll miss our flight.

Okay. Great job, guys.

Oh, now come on, we're gonna be late.

Well, they certainly seemed impressed.

Yes, they certainly did.

Lucky thing for us, they didn't ask us

to help them with their suitcases.

Yes, very lucky.

Well, let's see, uh,

That means they'll be back in four days. Uh, four days.

Yeah, well, four days ought to be enough time

to break out of this concrete.

It's amazing how fast concrete dries.

Well, it said, uh, quick drying cement, but who knew?

Ah. Whoo!

Can you reach the sledgehammer?

Well, I'll give it a go.

(THE DANCE OF THE CUCKOOS PLAYING)

Let me try.

Better yet, try the hoe. The hoe.