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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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No matter what the odds
are this time
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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You... You seem a little
distracted tonight,
my little pork loin.
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I was just thinking
about Jennifer and Larry.
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They get home
from their
honeymoon tonight.
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Right about now,
Larry's probably
carrying Jennifer
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across the threshold
of their new apartment.
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Isn't it romantic?
Yes, it is.
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Unless Cousin Larry
threw his back out,
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in which case,
Cousin Jennifer
is carrying him
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across the threshold.
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Which is still kind of
romantic in a '90s
kind of way.
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Well, as long as
the lights are low
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and it's just
the two of us,
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why don't we take advantage
of the situation?
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(GIGGLES)
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Shadow animals.
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I'll get the screen
and the lamp.
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Balki, that wasn't
what I was thinking.
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Oh, what were you thinking?
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Mary Anne, I need the key
to the apartment.
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Okay, Jennifer,
so, I made one
little mistake!
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It was not
a little mistake.
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and now it's someone else's
beautiful new apartment.
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by this time tomorrow,
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That's fine, Larry,
but until you find
that place,
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I'll be living upstairs.
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Oh, well, well, at...
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Did you hear something?
No.
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And here we are
back in the living room.
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Now, this room
has southern exposure,
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so you get lots of light
in here all day long.
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BALKI: Look out, everyone!
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I'm racing my jacket
down the laundry chute!
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Larry, I love this house.
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It's everything
I ever dreamed of.
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Well, nothing's too good
for you, sweetheart.
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Yes! I won.
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And this is one
of my fastest jackets.
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Uh, Mr. Dexter, I'd like
to look at the upstairs
again.
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Sure.
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Balki, isn't this great?
Jennifer loves this house.
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Cousin, you are going
to be so happy here.
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No, no, not here,
we're not gonna be
living here.
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No, Jennifer and I could
never afford a place like
this.
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Cousin, I... I...
I know you think of me
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as a simple
country pumpkin
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who just stepped off
the goat, but...
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Well, Balki,
it's simple.
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to make up
for the one I lost.
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I couldn't. All I could
find was a dump.
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Now, when Jennifer
comes back downstairs,
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I'm going to insist
that we take this house.
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She'll know we can't
possibly afford it,
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but I'll tell her I'm willing
to sacrifice anything
so she can have it.
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She still won't take it,
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and we'll live happily
ever after...
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In that dump.
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Get it?
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I... Uh...
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I'm close.
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But, eh, could we
take it again from
"Balki, it's simple"?
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Balki, all you have
to understand is that
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the more Jennifer
loves this house,
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the more she's gonna love me.
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The more Cousin Jennifer
loves this house,
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the more she will love
Cousin Larry.
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Yes, exactly.
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Well, Jennifer,
what do you think?
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I mean, it's an amazing
house, isn't it?
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Oh, Larry,
I love this house,
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but we can't afford it.
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Well, if you really want it,
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I'll probably have
to work a lot overtime.
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Maybe even
get a second job.
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We won't be seeing
each other that much, but...
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Larry, I do love this house,
but it's too expensive,
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so I don't love it that much.
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Well, if that's
the way feel...
Are you crazy?
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Do you see
the same house I saw?
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Three spacious bedrooms?
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Two and a half baths?
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Did you see
the laundry chute?
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Yes, Balki, it's
a very nice house
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but it's just
really too expensive.
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Well, if you think
it's too much...
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How can you put a price
on the happiness
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that living in the house
like this could give you?
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Did you notice
the window seat?
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(GASPS)
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to have a window seat
like this?
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What about when it's
one of them cold
Chicago nights
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and it's way too windy
to sit in the window seat?
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You want some place nice
and warm to snuggle up?
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You got it!
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You got it!
Look at this!
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It's a walk-in fireplace!
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But if you think
it's too much...
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Larry, you know,
Balki's right.
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This house is too good
to pass up.
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I can work extra flights.
It's worth any sacrifice.
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(GASPS) Oh.
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I'm sorry, all I had left over
from my flight were
meals from coach.
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Would you like
another bag of peanuts?
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It's so cold in here.
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Don't touch that!
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Remember,
we made a choice.
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Pay for heat
or pay for the rent.
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I thought we sold
our wedding gifts
to pay for the rent?
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so we could turn on
the electricity.
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Larry, it's cold.
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I need to keep warm.
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I have been under
a lot of stress.
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And that's my fault?
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Me?
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You... You're the one
who had to have this house.
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You're the one who
found this house
in the first place.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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I wouldn't want to put you
through the stress
of opening the door.
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Hi, Balki. Come on in.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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I love it.
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I love what you've
done with the place.
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I'm so glad you didn't fall
into that Santa Fe trap.
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Uh, I made you
a housewarming gift.
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It's a big batch
of ferret juice.
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Just let the fur
rise to the top
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and then skim it off.
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Thank you, Balki.
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I'll just go
wash our glass.
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This minimalist look
you're going for is really
starting to come together.
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Balki, this isn't
a minimalist look,
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it's a poverty look.
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We... We can't
afford anything
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and it's all your fault.
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It's your fault
we live like this.
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and turning my life
into a living hell!
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Cousin, if you want
to choke me,
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if that makes you feel better,
go right ahead.
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(MUTTERING)
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Okay, all right,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm as much
to blame as you are.
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And now look at me!
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And... And I'm...
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And I'm too tense to...
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Perform my husbandly duties.
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Oh, that's horrible.
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Larry, I can't go on
living like this.
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This house is cold,
we're eating airline food,
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and I just broke
our only glass.
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Larry, we can't
afford this house.
We have to move.
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Jen, we have been over this.
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There... There's no way
we can break our lease.
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at the slaughter house
will come through.
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Find a way to break...
Cousin! Stop it! Stop it!
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Stop it!
Sorry, sorry.
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(GASPING)
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May I make an observation?
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I sense a lot of
tension here.
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Now, now,
listen to me, cousin,
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your landlord look
like a nice man.
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He look like if you
explain yourself to him,
he'll understand.
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Just go to him
and tell him the truth.
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Well, you know...
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That might just be
crazy enough to work.
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Well, what have
we got to lose?
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and... And tell him
the truth!
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I... I haven't tried that.
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Maybe he'll feel sorry for me.
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I know I do.
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Well, feed me nails
and call me rusty,
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he's going
to tell the truth.
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Oh, Balki, Mr. Dexter will
never let us out of the lease.
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We have to help him.
I have a plan!
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Oh, God!
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Come on, Balki.
Larry should be with
Mr. Dexter by now.
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I just figured out
what you want to do.
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You want to call Mr. Dexter
and pretend that we are people
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who want to rent the apartment
for more money.
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That's right.
That is dishonest.
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I'm not going
to let you do that.
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All right, fine, Balki.
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I'll call Mr. Dexter
and tell him the truth.
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Good.
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He won't let us
out of the lease.
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It'll take every dime
we have to pay the rent,
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but eventually,
we'll run out of dimes.
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We'll be living on the street.
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(GASPS)
Oh, look! Look!
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Balki, who's that?
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Who's that digging through
the trash for food?
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Mrs. Schlegelmilch?
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It's Cousin Larry.
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Me?
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It's Cousin Jennifer.
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They're hungry.
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Oh, sure, every once
in a while you'll come by
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our little cardboard box
and give us some food,
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but one day you'll come by
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and we won't be there.
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Why not?
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We'll be dead.
(CRYING)
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But, hey, the important
thing is you didn't
have to lie.
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No, Cousin Jennifer,
I don't want you to be dead.
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We have to be dead.
We're dead! We're dead!
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I don't want you to be dead!
I don't want you to be dead!
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Fine. Make the call.
(GASPS)
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Oh, you're good.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Hello, Mr. Dexter. This is...
No, Balki! Stop!
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Disguise your voice.
What?
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Well, pretend
you're someone else.
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Who?
Anybody! Just do it!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
This is Robin Leach.
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Wishing you champagne wishes
and caviar dreams
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from my exclusive
state-of-the-art super villa
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in fabulous
Puerto Vallarta!
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Not long ago,
I was in Chicago,
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that glittering jewel
of steel and glass
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quivering on the edge
of fabulous Lake Michigan,
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you had for rent
on fabulous Elm Street.
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That's the one!
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I happened to mention it
to Charles and Di
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and the Prince and Princess
of Wales were wowed.
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Chic Chuck and Divine Di
said I would be foolish
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not to climb
on the Concorde
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and jet right back here
and take it!
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What do you mean
it's already been rented?
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No!
No!
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and Liza and Ivana
for a pull-out-all-the-stops
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fabulous housewarming!
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00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,926
I need that house, Mr. Dexter.
250
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,995
Money is no object.
251
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,264
The... The current tenant
is there with you?
252
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:08,268
Fabulous! It's real-life
drama at its best!
253
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:12,505
Mr. Dexter, if you can
get him to break
his lackluster lease,
254
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:16,643
I'll offer you $100
more a month
than you're getting now.
255
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:20,847
No? No? Did I say
$100 more a month
than you're getting now?
256
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:25,085
Small change
in the glittering world
of top real estate!
257
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,757
No? Triple!
258
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,193
I'll give you triple
what you're getting now!
259
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,395
That's almost
three times as much.
260
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,532
Mr. Dexter,
I need that house.
261
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,901
Call me when the house
becomes available.
262
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,404
My number?
My number is, uh, is...
263
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:51,678
Wha... My number is
555-4693.
264
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,246
Will I repeat that?
265
00:16:55,048 --> 00:17:00,953
555-46930.
266
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,722
No! No! No!
267
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,557
Go! Go! Go!
268
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,193
Ow! Ow! Ow!
269
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,595
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm give up.
270
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,897
Mr. Dexter...
Uh, goodbye, Mr. Dexter,
271
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,101
and remember to always
reach for your dreams
in life and love
272
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:29,949
and you too
will be a winner!
273
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,252
Balki, where's Jennifer?
(NORMAL VOICE)
She's upstairs.
274
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,954
I gotta find her.
She's upstairs.
275
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:38,325
I gotta tell her
some great news!
276
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,626
Now, why you don't
tell me your news.
277
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,194
All right, Balki,
Balki, Balki,
278
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,096
I just came from
Mr. Dexter's office
279
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:48,201
and you'll never
guess what happened.
280
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,802
Okay. You know,
I went to Mr. Dexter's
281
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,971
to try to get him to let us
out of the lease.
282
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,707
Yeah.
Okay.
283
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:55,875
he was gonna hold me to it.
284
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,711
But then,
I told him the truth!
285
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,681
Me, Larry Appleton!
286
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:05,352
And here's the weird part,
it worked!
287
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:10,623
The truth worked!
288
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,725
Get out of the city!
Well, wait, wait, wait!
289
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,795
It gets better. You... You'll
never guessed what happened.
290
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,730
Tell me, cousin, I never
could guess what happened,
291
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,200
and not in a million years
could I guess what happened.
292
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,469
You'd better tell me
what happened.
293
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,575
I could tell from Mr. Dexter's
end of the conversation
294
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,644
that someone was interested
in renting our house.
295
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,113
And you're not gonna
believe who it was.
296
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,849
Who?
Robin Leach.
297
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,385
No!
Yes!
298
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,787
No!
Yes. Robin Leach!
299
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,055
He wanted to rent the house
and he was willing to pay
300
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,457
more money
than we're paying!
301
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,059
Well, that's when
I saw my chance.
302
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,396
Oh, God.
303
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:54,201
Mr. Dexter was just about
to let me out of the lease,
304
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,403
but I was too smart for him.
305
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,776
Please, cousin, don't tell me
you were too smart for him.
306
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,280
I was way too smart for him.
307
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:12,285
When Mr. Dexter
wasn't looking,
308
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,153
I'm going to call him
and sublet the house to him
309
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,488
for three times
what we're paying.
310
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,557
We'll make 200% profit
every month!
311
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,292
Cousin, there's something
I think you should know.
312
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,893
Well, hold on, because
I've gotta make this call.
313
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,462
Well, there's something
I've got to tell you.
314
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,564
Balki, hold on.
Let me make this call.
315
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,168
Hello!
316
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,670
Pioli's Pizza?
317
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:40,713
Well, cousin,
perhaps he's smitten
with their...
318
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,517
with a delicioso deep-dish
doughy crust!
319
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,865
Jennifer? Jennifer?
320
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:02,502
Larry! Larry,
I'm glad you're home.
I have great news.
321
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,671
So do I. You remember
we decided the only way
322
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,639
we could afford this house
was to rent a room?
323
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,409
Yes, I do.
324
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,378
I decided to take
the responsibility on myself.
325
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,879
I found us a roommate.
326
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,082
Well, Larry,
that's very sweet,
327
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,118
I would take on
the responsibility
of finding a roommate,
328
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:22,221
thereby reducing
your stress.
329
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:29,095
I found us a roommate.
330
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,931
Well, that's very kind
of you, but I found
the perfect roommate.
331
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,876
(NORMAL VOICE) Mary Anne,
what are you doing here?
332
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:47,146
I'm gonna live here.
333
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,782
Well, feed me bran
and call me regular.
334
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,921
I'm gonna live here, too!
335
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,723
(MARY ANNE SHRIEKING)
(LAUGHS)
336
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,427
Well, there are
three bedrooms.
337
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:07,900
And we can split
the expenses.
338
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,503
This is great! We'll have
a big celebration dinner.
339
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:14,106
I hope you're all hungry,
because I made
a big batch of pig snout.
340
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:17,310
I've got it marinating
right now in orange Kool Aid.
341
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:23,516
Hey, is this gonna be
great or what?
342
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,552
Oh-ho!
343
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:57,684
(SIGHS) I'm gonna miss
this apartment, Balki.
344
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,053
We had a lot of
good times here.
345
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,692
Yes, we did.
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