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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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Nothing to rearrange
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Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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Like you need
some kinda change
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Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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Standing tall
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On the wings of my dream
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Rise and fall
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On the wings of my dream
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The rain and thunder
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The wind and haze
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I'm bound for better days
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It's my life and my dream
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Nothing's gonna
stop me now
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We are making great time.
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We were not scheduled
to pass that feed store
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for another
35 seconds, here.
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There you go.
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Balki, watch where
you're going!
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Cousin, you know this drive
would be a whole lot easier
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if you and your clipboard
and your maps
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and your stopwatch
and your emergency flares
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all took the bus
and met me at the wedding.
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Attitude flare up,
right on schedule.
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(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
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POLICEMAN: (ON PA)
You, in the Mustang.
Pull over.
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What did you do?
Why is he pulling us over?
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I didn't do nothing.
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Cousin, I was just
driving along
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trying to avoid getting
paper cuts on my face.
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You were telling me
"Go slow, turn here, do this,"
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and then with map in my face!
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And, here.
How do you like it?
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Do you like it?
Can you drive?
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BOTH: Hi.
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Uh, license and registration?
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Is there a problem, officer?
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Uh, yeah, your friend
here was driving
26 miles an hour.
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I wanted to go faster
but Cousin Larry
wouldn't let me.
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And you're Cousin Larry?
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Larry Appleton, officer.
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Well, I think
I can clear this up.
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You see,
I'm getting married at
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uh, noon today at
the Westridge Country Inn.
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The whole wedding's
in mint green and pink.
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LARRY: And we wanted
to make sure that
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we got there
in plenty of time
without speeding.
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They're going with
birdseed instead of rice.
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More environmentally sound.
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Are you gonna
give us a ticket?
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No, just pick up
your speed a little
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and, uh, good luck
with the wedding...
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Cousin Larry.
LARRY: Thank you.
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Change places with me.
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No.
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Move.
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Move, come on,
change places.
No, no, I'm not gonna move...
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And I'm gonna stay right here.
Get out of the seat,
come on.
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Whoa!
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Now, help me move the seat up.
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Move it back.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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Cousin, Cousin, wait!
Please, please, please!
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I know what I'm doing!
Now, you listen to me.
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Not another word!
Cousin! Cousin!
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Not a single, solitary word
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until we get to the wedding.
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Thank you.
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(CAR CRASHES)
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POLICEMAN:
Oh, what the...
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Oh, my Lord!
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May I speak now?
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Yes.
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For future reference,
"R" stands for reverse.
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LARRY: Jennifer...
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Jennifer, yeah...
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Yeah, all that screaming
can't be good for your throat.
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You don't want to lose
your voice before
you have to say, "I do".
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(LAUGHS)
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(SOBBING)
Oh, God...
My good God.
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What am I gonna do?
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She's falling apart.
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She's not as strong as I am.
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Okay, Cousin,
it's gonna be okay.
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You come over here,
hold this.
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Give me the phone
and then, just breathe.
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Breathe.
(GASPING)
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Breathe.
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Okay.
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This is the most important
day of my life!
Jennifer, it's Balki!
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Where are you?
Balki!
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I know he's not
as strong as you are, yes.
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Um, maybe you better
put Mary Anne on.
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Hello, Mary Anne?
It's Balki.
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Listen, I'm going
to tell you something,
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you got to listen
very carefully.
It's very important.
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If I put my hand around
the phone does it sound like
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I'm calling you from a cave?
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Hello, I'm calling you from...
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Speak.
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Uh, Mary Anne, look,
you've got to come down here
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bring cash to pay the fine,
okay, okay?
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(IN DISTORTED VOICE)
I'm saying goodbye
from a cave.
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Goodbye from...
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Uh, hello?
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Yeah, yeah. Mary Anne?
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Yeah, just...
Just tell Jennifer
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that there's still
plenty of time
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to get there
before the wedding.
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That's just her?
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Okay, bye-bye.
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Gary, I need some male
volunteers for a line-up.
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I've always dreamed
of being in a line-up!
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LARRY:
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
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Any other day
would be fine
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but, uh, today
is my wedding day.
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My bride's a little upset,
so, if you don't mind...
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You just volunteered!
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Oh, boy.
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ALBERTSON: (OVER PA SYSTEM)
All right,
walk to the left, please.
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Cousin, what this?
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Tells you how tall you are.
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That's funny, cousin, you...
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I am. The floor slopes.
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Maybe we should tell
Detective Albertson about
that. Detective Albertson...
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Yeah, I'm...
I'm sure he knows.
I'm sure he knows.
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Uh, listen,
can we move this along?
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Because I have
to be somewhere.
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Oh, look, cousin,
we've got company!
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Balki, we have
no time for this.
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Cousin, I was just
trying to be polite.
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I'm Rudy, it's a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Even when one is incarcerated,
manners are important.
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What am I always telling you?
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You are absolutely right.
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All right, all right,
I'm going!
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ALBERTSON: (OVER PA)
Stand on the numbers.
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Hi, my name is Balki and...
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And, and, uh...
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Uh...
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Wow!
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This is like looking
into a mirror
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if Cousin Larry was
standing in front of it.
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If we could just
move this along.
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ALBERTSON: (OVER PA)
Number four, pipe down
and face front.
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Now, take your time
Mrs. Marshall, and tell me
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if, uh, any of these men look
like the person who robbed
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your store last night.
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The one with the curly hair
and no upper lip.
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ALBERTSON: (ON PA)
Number four, step forward.
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No! No, no, no, no.
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No. Uh...
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No, no, it wasn't me.
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(STAMMERS) Well,
it was probably him!
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He has much less
of a lip than I do.
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Oh, no, Cousin, he got
twice the lip you got.
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Balki, Balki, don't help.
All right, don't help!
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Don't do anything!
Don't talk.
You got a line.
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Not another word!
Not a single solitary word!
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because I was at home.
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I was, I was, I was...
Tell them, Balki.
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Tell them I was with you.
Tell them.
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Talk! You can talk now,
tell them.
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Tell them!
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Yeah, I was with
Cousin Larry last night.
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ALBERTSON: (ON PA)
Good news, Mrs. Marshall.
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We have the driver
of the getaway car, too.
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Book 'em both!
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You won and
I'm first runner-up!
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Balki?
BALKI: Mary Anne!
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Oh, Balki!
Oh, Mary Anne!
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I was so worried about you,
are you all right?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
Oh, Balki.
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you rot in this
stinking hellhole.
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Mary Anne, when I get
out of the big house
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we'll make a fresh start.
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A guy can change!
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Balki, will you stop it.
We didn't do anything!
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That's what makes it
so tragic.
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Stop... Stop it, stop it!
Never mind all this.
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Stop!
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Where's Jennifer,
is she all right?
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LARRY:
Oh, Jennifer,
Jennifer, Jennifer!
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Oh... Oh, Jennifer!
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Jennifer, Jennifer...
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Oh.
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(GRUNTING)
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I missed you so much.
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I missed you so much
and I am so sorry.
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I'll make this up to you.
I'll make this up to you.
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I...
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I know you're angry
and you have
every right to be.
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I'm not angry.
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I am marrying the most
forgiving woman in the world.
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Larry, you don't understand
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I'm not angry
because I've made a decision.
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What happened today
was a sign.
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We shouldn't get married.
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What?
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We shouldn't get married,
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we shouldn't
have gotten engaged.
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I shouldn't have
moved to Chicago.
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I should have stayed
in Iowa and gone into
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the family
corn-canning business.
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Yes, I do, Larry, I've given
this a lot of thought.
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I can't go through with this.
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I'm going back to Iowa.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I should have
seen this coming.
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I fall in love with
a beautiful woman
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and she falls in love with me.
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I knew it was too
good to be true.
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00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,376
Nothing works out
for Larry Appleton.
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I'll think of you
whenever I eat creamed corn.
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Thanks.
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Jennifer, Jennifer.
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Come on.
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I don't believe this.
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MARY ANNE: What are you doing?
Cousin?
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Now, wait just a minute.
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Just listen to me,
the two of you.
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Come over here,
come right over here.
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You're being ridiculous!
Now, don't be!
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You always plan for
every little thing,
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every little problem
that might come up.
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And then when a little
problem does come up
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that you didn't plan
for, you go to pieces!
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So, okay.
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When life gives you lemons,
make furniture polish.
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You're throwing away
all the joys of
being married, for what?
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This is what they call
throwing out the baby
with the trough water.
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And you will regret that
for the rest of your life.
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Larry, I really don't
want to go back
to Iowa and can corn.
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Well, I don't want you to go
back to Iowa and can corn.
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00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,033
Well, you can't go back
to Iowa and can corn.
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Your parents sold
the farm and moved
to Florida, remember?
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Oh, right. Larry,
I want to marry you.
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And I want to marry you.
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00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,479
Well, I wanna
go with the flow
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but I just don't know what
to do without my clipboard.
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00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,656
You don't need
a clipboard, Cousin.
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You don't need a plan.
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00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,329
Now, what do you want?
248
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Yeah, oh, uh...
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Reverend Peters wants us
to get started.
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00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,544
Rudy, please.
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(HARMONICA PLAYING)
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Very nice, Rudy.
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00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:21,188
Oh, okay, uh...
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00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,256
He's got all
the wedding guests
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gathered around
the speaker phone.
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00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,164
Okay, he says you
should join hands.
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00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,335
Not you.
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00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,507
Sit down, please.
259
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,177
Okay, I got that.
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"we are gathered here today
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"to join Cousin Larry
and future Cousin Jennifer
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"in holy macaroni.
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00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,568
"Do you,
future Cousin Jennifer
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"take Cousin Larry
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00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,707
"to be your awful
wedded husband
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"for rich man, for poor man
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00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,251
"for butter or moist?"
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00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,289
Well, I'm doing
the best I can!
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00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,258
This whole thing would go
much more smoothly
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00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,560
if I just married
them the Myposian way.
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Would that be
all right with you?
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00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:40,467
He says
it's all right with him.
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00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,136
There isn't any livestock
involved, is there?
274
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,339
Well, of course not.
275
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,007
Don't be ridiculous.
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00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,545
Go ahead, Balki.
Okay.
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The Myposian wedding
ceremony is very simple.
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Mary Anne,
have you got the ring?
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00:16:58,485 --> 00:16:59,619
Yes.
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00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,722
Give it to the future
Cousin Jennifer.
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Okay, put the ring
on Cousin Larry's finger
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and repeat after me.
283
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,133
Cousin,
I give you this ring...
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00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,668
"Cousin,
I give you this ring..."
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...as a symbol of my promise
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00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,676
to love you
and to cherish you.
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00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,378
"...as a symbol of my promise
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00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,480
"to love you
and to cherish you."
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00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,050
And to tend the flock
if you ever get a cold.
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00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,725
"And to tend the flock
if you ever get a cold."
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00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,230
Cousin, put the ring
on her finger
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00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,632
and repeat after me.
293
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:51,070
Jennifer,
I give you this ring...
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00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,906
"Jennifer, I give
you this ring..."
295
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,975
...as a symbol
of my promise
296
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,977
to love you
and to cherish you.
297
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,479
"...as a symbol of my promise
298
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,914
"to love you
and to cherish you."
299
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:05,618
And to chew your food
if you lose all your teeth.
300
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,597
"And to chew your food
if you lose all your teeth."
301
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,869
This is the part
where you tell each other
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00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,604
how you feel.
303
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,110
I feel really good.
(CHUCKLES)
304
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,247
No.
305
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,085
from the bottom
of your heart
306
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,888
how you feel
about pledging yourself
307
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,923
to one another.
308
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:47,294
Well, I don't feel
comfortable doing that.
309
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,098
Cousin, I know you
don't have it planned
310
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,267
but, if you cannot
tell Jennifer
311
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,303
how you feel about her now...
312
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,306
What are you saving it for?
313
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,312
Jennifer...
314
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,219
That we'd be getting married.
315
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,854
And I just hoped that
you'd go out with me
316
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:19,192
And... And to this day,
I haven't figured out
why you did.
317
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:25,198
And Balki's right,
I can't plan everything
318
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,599
that's gonna happen
in my life.
319
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,637
But I can plan on spending
my life with you.
320
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,273
I love you, Jennifer.
321
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,446
Larry, I went out
with you because...
322
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,754
Well, I'm sure
I had a good reason.
323
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,591
No, no!
I know I had a good reason.
324
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,994
You're sweet
and funny and kind
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00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,096
and no matter what lies ahead
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00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,566
I want to share
the unexpected with you.
327
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:01,801
I love you, Larry.
328
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,275
Now comes the part
of the ceremony
329
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:12,612
where I, as official giver
of the vows,
330
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,982
get to tell you how I feel
about the two of you.
331
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:25,692
Cousin Larry,
I never had a brother.
332
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,930
Cousin Jennifer,
I never had a sister.
333
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,635
If I did, I'd pray
334
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,638
they wouldn't be
as neurotic as you two.
335
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:48,515
But I couldn't love them
any more than I love you two.
336
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:53,019
I wish you a long
and happy married life.
337
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,426
By the power infested in me
338
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,095
by Reverend Peters,
339
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,532
the state of Illinois
340
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,301
and his majesty,
King Ferdinand of Mypos...
341
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:16,476
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
342
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:17,944
You may kiss the bride.
343
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,691
This is so moving.
344
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,427
Okay, I can't let you
take the rap for me.
345
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,995
I confess!
346
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,730
I robbed the liquor store.
347
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,876
Okay, everybody, get ready!
Here they come!
348
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,980
(ALL CHEERING)
349
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,688
(GASPS)
350
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,194
Bye, Cousin!
Bye!
351
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,662
Bye, Cousin Jennifer!
352
00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,916
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