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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:07,382 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NEW LINE HOME VIDEO 2 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,020 [SQUEAKING] 3 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,428 [WOMAN MOANING] 4 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,103 Woman: MY NECK. 5 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:36,372 YEAH. UHH... 6 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,841 TRIPS, COME ON. 7 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:40,840 HUH? 8 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:43,741 OH, GOD. I'M SORRY. 9 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:44,754 I SLIPPED. 10 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,579 GOD. 11 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:52,652 DOWN, BOY. 12 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:53,793 OHH. 13 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,985 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK? 14 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,230 HUH? 15 00:00:58,226 --> 00:00:59,226 IT'S OUR LAST NIGHT TOGETHER 16 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:00,227 BEFORE WE HEAD BACK 17 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,358 TO OUR RESPECTIVE COLLEGES-- 18 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,232 OUR RESPECTIVE COLLEGES, I MIGHT ADD, 19 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,431 THAT ARE A THOUSAND MILES APART. 20 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,374 WYATT TRIPS, WE DATE ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL 21 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,539 WITHOUT HAVING SEX. 22 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,367 WE SPEND OUR FIRST SEMESTER OF COLLEGE 23 00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:12,672 AWAY FROM EACH OTHER-- 24 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,413 NO SEX. 25 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,608 WE HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS VACATION TOGETHER. 26 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:17,450 SEXLESS. 27 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,705 THAT WAS ALSO SEXLESS. 28 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,023 WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WAS SUDDENLY GOING TO DECIDE 29 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,915 TO CROSS THAT HALLOWED THRESHOLD 30 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,748 IN YOUR MOTHER'S CAR? 31 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,764 I KNOW. I--AAH. 32 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:30,757 SORRY. 33 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,358 I FORGOT. 34 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,598 AND WHEN WE DO FINALLY HAVE SEX... 35 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,097 OH. 36 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,228 [CHUCKLES] 37 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:42,003 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE IN A VOLVO, OK? 38 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,612 WHY NOT? 39 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,205 IT'S A SAFE CAR. 40 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,778 I BROUGHT YOU HERE TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING. 41 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,047 YOU DID? OH, GOD. 42 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,675 YOU'RE THE BEST. 43 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:54,551 [UNZIPS PANTS] 44 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,278 I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 45 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:58,494 HEY, PIG, PIG. 46 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:06,525 REMEMBER I SAID I HAD ONE MORE CHRISTMAS GIFT COMING? 47 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:07,557 WELL... 48 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,000 LOOK AT THAT. HA HA! 49 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,772 THAT'S GREAT. 50 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,740 OPEN IT. 51 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,944 THERE'S MORE? 52 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,942 OH, THIS IS GREAT. 53 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:27,084 IT GETS BETTER. PUT IT ON. 54 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,080 HERE. 55 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,221 YOU'RE NUTS. 56 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:33,922 IT'S MAGNETIC, SEE? 57 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,691 YES, IT IS. 58 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,359 I HAVE ONE, TOO. 59 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:40,558 MINE'S MADE OUT OF STEEL. 60 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:43,431 [SIGHS] 61 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:45,171 SO? 62 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,065 DO YOU GET THE SIGNIFICANCE? 63 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,197 DO I? 64 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,611 NO. 65 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:03,253 * FOR YOU ARE THE MAGNET * 66 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:08,721 * AND I AM THE STEEL * 67 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:10,987 OH. 68 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:13,261 END OF SOPHOMORE YEAR-- 69 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:16,131 SPRING DANCE AT THE GYM. 70 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:18,099 YOU KEPT DANCING WITH BRY JOHNSON. 71 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,828 UNTIL YOU CAME UP TO ME AND SAID... 72 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:23,173 "I'D BE REMISS IF I DIDN'T AT LEAST TRY. 73 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:24,470 "IF I COULD HAVE ONE DANCE WITH YOU, 74 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,372 MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE." 75 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:29,244 OH, MY HEART STOPPED. 76 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,853 WE DANCED TO THIS SONG, 77 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:32,675 AND WHEN I WENT HOME, 78 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,350 I LOOKED UP THE WORD "REMISS." 79 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:38,549 THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I WAS IN LOVE. 80 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:41,757 I LOVE YOU, 81 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,055 KIMBERLY JASNEY. 82 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,156 [SIGHS] 83 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:48,028 YOU ARE MY LIFE, 84 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,928 MY LOVE, 85 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,270 MY WHOLE WORLD. 86 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,765 COME HERE. 87 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:57,472 * MY SECRETS TO REVEAL * 88 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,971 * FOR YOU ARE THE MAGNET * 89 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:01,983 TRIPS. [KNOCK ON DOOR] 90 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,305 OW! OW. OW. 91 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:05,282 OOH. AH. 92 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,949 HOLD ON. 93 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,817 YOU'RE CHOKING ME. 94 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,146 OH, MY GOSH. 95 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,150 HELLO. 96 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,352 TRIPS. 97 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,456 [NEON SIGN BUZZES] 98 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,331 [CAR HONKS HORN AND SPEEDS OFF] 99 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,530 [CAR CRASHES] 100 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:26,465 Trips: DEAR KIMBERLY, 101 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:29,667 TOMORROW MARKS MONTH 6 OF OUR 4-YEAR SENTENCE APART, 102 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:30,970 AND WHILE IT'S ONLY COLLEGE, 103 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:33,971 I DON'T SEE HOW PRISON COULD BE MUCH WORSE. 104 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:37,684 EXCEPT, OF COURSE, FOR THE GANG RAPING AND WHATNOT. 105 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,008 I HOPE YOUR PARENTS HAVE GOTTEN OVER 106 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,352 THE WHOLE PARKING LOT ARREST THING AT CHRISTMAS. 107 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:42,919 I'M SURE, IN TIME, THEY'LL COME TO REALIZE 108 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,716 THE OFFICER MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BIT PRESUMPTUOUS 109 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,588 IN INSISTING WE WERE ENGAGED IN S AND M. 110 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:50,588 SOME PEOPLE CAN BE SO DAMN RUDE. 111 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,861 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I MISS YOU. 112 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,400 SUFFICE IT TO SAY I THINK ABOUT YOU 113 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,895 AT LEAST 3 TIMES A DAY. 114 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:58,266 AND WITH VALENTINE'S DAY ONLY 2 DAYS AWAY, 115 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:02,165 I'M SURE THAT WILL ONLY INCREASE. 116 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:05,539 NOTHING NEW TO REPORT HERE. 117 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:09,439 THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE MOVES EVER FORWARD. 118 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,983 Woman: AND FURTHERMORE, 119 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,648 I CHARGE HERMAN MELVILLE WITH PLAGIARISM, 120 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,418 CITING HIS QUOTE-UNQUOTE CLASSIC 121 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,788 MOBY DICK 122 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,686 AS NOTHING MORE THAN A BLATANT RIPOFF 123 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:23,058 OF STEVEN SPIELBERG'S JAWS. 124 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,026 THE END. 125 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,555 [APPLAUSE] 126 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:31,626 WHO HAS A COMMENT ON TURRAN'S PAPER? 127 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:32,632 WYATT? 128 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,472 IT WAS FINE. 129 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,809 I THINK IT WAS FINE-- SORT OF-- 130 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:41,775 ALTHOUGH IT LACKED A CERTAIN TOUCH OF REALITY. 131 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,310 [CHUCKLES] I DIDN'T... 132 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:45,911 YEAH. 133 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,983 FOR ME. I... 134 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:54,961 [MOANS] 135 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,755 WHAT IS THAT, LIKE THE THIRD GUY THIS WEEK? 136 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,986 YEP. THAT'S JUST ABOUT EVERY MAN ON CAMPUS 137 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:04,034 THAT'S BEEN IN HER ROOM WITH THE EXCEPTION OF US. 138 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,801 RADITCH, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 139 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,839 WHEN YOU LEAVE THE ROOM, YOU TURN OFF THE TV. 140 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:10,366 YO, LOOK. 141 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,710 MORE KILLER BEEZ PROGRAMMING, GUYS. 142 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,635 ...HAS ALL THE MARKINGS OF A KILLER BEEZ ATTACK. 143 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:18,352 MAN, THIS GUY'S ON MORE THAN M.A.S.H. 144 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:20,475 KAILIN DELANEY'S MUTILATED CORPSE 145 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,921 WAS FOUND OUTSIDE HER PARENTS' HOME... 146 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,715 THIS IS, LIKE, THE NINTH TIME THIS WEEK. 147 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,388 KAILIN WAS MURDERED AS SHE RETURNED 148 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,416 FROM A NIGHT CLASS 149 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:28,591 AT TWIN CITIES JUNIOR COLLEGE. 150 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,519 HER WORRIED PARENTS FOUND HER... 151 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:31,894 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 152 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,962 SHH! I'M LISTENING FOR THE SOUNDS OF PHYSICAL LOVE. 153 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,031 HEY. 154 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:40,032 [WOMAN MOANING] 155 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,743 MMM. SHE'S INTO IT. 156 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,895 YOU KNOW, A GIRL GOES AWAY TO SCHOOL, 157 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:47,244 TRIPLES HER INTAKE IN THE FIRST SEMESTER. 158 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,640 EXCELLENT CHOICE OF WORDS, MAN. 159 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,212 KIM'S NOT LIKE THAT. 160 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,980 SURE, SHE ISN'T. 161 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,979 [LAUGHS] 162 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,279 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU INSINUATING? 163 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:59,324 FACE IT, MAN. YOUR CHICK'S A WHORE. 164 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,749 Raditch: WE'LL BE AT THE PEELER BAR 165 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,724 IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND. 166 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,263 HEY, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS 167 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,458 IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT BACK. 168 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,930 ALL RIGHT, WE WON'T BE AT THE PEELER BAR. 169 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,199 WHAT HE SAID. 170 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:11,527 PEELER. 171 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,932 Wheels: PEELER! 172 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,297 [COUPLE MAKING LOVE] 173 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:17,402 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 174 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:20,044 Woman: HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT? 175 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,780 [RING] 176 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:22,575 OHH! 177 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,776 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 178 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:25,578 WHAT? 179 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:27,249 [BED NEXT DOOR CREAKING] 180 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,977 HI, IS KIMBERLY THERE? 181 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,122 NO, I KICKED HER AND THE RICKER OUT 182 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,188 FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. 183 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:34,145 HER AND THE RICKER? 184 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,564 YEAH. CAN YOU BLAME ME? 185 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,826 HE MADE SO MUCH FRIGGIN' NOISE LAST NIGHT-- 186 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,255 NO CONSIDERATION FOR ME WHATSOEVER. 187 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:42,699 I MEAN, I AM RIGHT THERE IN THE ROOM WITH THEM. 188 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:45,096 SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE DECENCY TO QUIET HIM DOWN. 189 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,568 PUT A SOCK IN THIS MOUTH OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW? 190 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,438 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 191 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,436 THIS IS WYATT, KIM'S BOYFRIEND. 192 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,838 WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU IDENTIFY YOURSELF? 193 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,341 YOU NEVER GAVE ME A CHANCE TO. 194 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,712 YOU PICKED UP AND LAUNCHED INTO A PHONE SEX SPIEL. 195 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,451 WHO THE HELL IS THE RICKER? 196 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:02,016 I'LL--I'LL TELL KIM YOU CALLED. 197 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,345 [DIAL TONE] 198 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,350 NO! 199 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:06,551 [COUPLE MOANING] 200 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,530 Man: YES! YES! 201 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:15,326 Woman: OHH! 202 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,528 OHH! 203 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,866 ON MY BACK, RICKER. 204 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,468 [ECHOES] ON MY BACK, RICKER. 205 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,869 ALL OVER MY BACK. 206 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,372 NO! 207 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,143 [ECHOES] NO! NO! 208 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:41,921 SORRY. 209 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,334 GUYS! GUYS! 210 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,355 HEY, HEY, HEY! 211 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,489 SHE'S CHEATING ON ME. 212 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:49,304 SHE'S CHEATING ON ME WITH THE RICKER! 213 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:50,856 SHH! WILL YOU SHUT UP? 214 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,104 YOU'RE GOING TO GET US BOOTED OUT OF HERE. 215 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:57,240 GROUND ZERO IS HOT, HOT, HOT TO PRESENT 216 00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,467 THE POUTY PLEDGE THAT MAKES THE DEAN MEAN 217 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:02,513 AND THE SCHOOL DROOL-- 218 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,579 IVY VON TRAPP! 219 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,348 * NOW I TOLD YOU * 220 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:09,746 * SO YOU OUGHT TO KNOW * 221 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:13,390 * OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH * 222 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,486 * IT TAKES SOME TIME * 223 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:17,017 * FOR OUR FEELINGS TO GROW * 224 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,764 I HATE TO SAY THAT I TOLD YOU SO, TRIPS, 225 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,100 BUT I TOLD YOU SO. 226 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,995 WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIVES PLANNED OUT-- 227 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,167 2.4 KIDS, 228 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,165 WHITE PICKET FENCE, MAYBE EVEN A HOUSE. 229 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,697 YOU KNOW, I JUST SAW HER AT CHRISTMAS. 230 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,644 OH, AWESOME. THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG. 231 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,741 TRIPS, MY FRIEND, 232 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,013 THERE'S ONLY ONE REMEDY FOR THE BROKEN HEART-- 233 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,111 THE DUNK AND QUAFF. FIRST, YOU TAKE THE SHOT-- 234 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,383 THIS ONE BEING 120 PROOF GRAIN ALCOHOL. 235 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,692 YOU DUNK IT IN YOUR BREW-HA-HA. 236 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,016 ONCE THE DUNKING TAKES PLACE, 237 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,921 THE QUAFFING. 238 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,434 HEY. 239 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,425 UHH. 240 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,626 UH... 241 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,263 TAKE IT EASY. 242 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,125 AHH. 243 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,802 HEY, RADITCH, RADITCH, RADITCH. 244 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,271 THAT CHICK RIGHT THERE, 245 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,039 SHE'S IN OUR GREAT NORDIC MOVEMENT CLASS. 246 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,207 NO. 247 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,265 * CAN'T BE WRONG * 248 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,535 YES. [APPLAUSE] 249 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,682 YES, YES. 250 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,678 SNAKE, SNAKE. IT'S THE PROF BOFFER. 251 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,881 Snake: MY GOD, IT IS. 252 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,082 Wheels: WHEN DID SHE START DANCING HERE? 253 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,283 I GOT NO IDEA, BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT. 254 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,154 HEY, IVY! 255 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,422 OVER HERE. 256 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,360 Raditch: HELLO, DOCTOR. 257 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,031 Snake: TRIPS, IT'S THE CHICK FROM PSYCH CLASS. 258 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,626 Raditch: OH. 259 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,757 HURT ME. 260 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,132 I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS BOUNCED 261 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,830 BY A GUY CALLED THE RICKER. 262 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,973 THE RICKER? THE RICKER. 263 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,438 AM I IN SILVER SPOONS, OR... 264 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,438 Raditch: OVER HERE. 265 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,139 SHOW ME THAT STUDENT LOAN. 266 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,311 COME ON. 267 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,539 OHH... 268 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,453 MAGNET AND STEEL... 269 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,645 MY ASS. 270 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,675 YOUR FRIEND DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD. 271 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,983 Trips: NO? 272 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,694 WELL, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK? 273 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,986 MY GIRLFRIEND'S CHEATING ON ME 274 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,457 WITH A GUY CALLED THE RICKER. 275 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:59,326 Snake: HEY, HEY! I GOT A BUCK. 276 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,186 Raditch: OUCH. 277 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,299 HEY, IVY! 278 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,666 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THE SHOW, HUH? 279 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,695 STUDYING FOR MY TRIG 2 TEST. 280 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,271 YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU STUDY ME INSTEAD? 281 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,639 HEY! 282 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,407 ALL RIGHT, LET GO. THE FUN'S OVER. 283 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,505 FEELS LIKE IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED TO ME. 284 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,377 GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER. 285 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,108 OK? SHOW SOME RESPECT. 286 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,923 SHE MIGHT BE SOME GUY'S GIRLFRIEND. 287 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,745 WELL, WELL, WELL, GENTS. 288 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,591 LOOKS LIKE TRUE LOVE IS BLOOMING 289 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:26,685 BETWEEN TRIPS AND THE STRIPPER. 290 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,686 SHUT UP, SNAKE. 291 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,157 STAY OUT OF THIS. 292 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,756 WHAT DO YOU SAY, IVY? SOME PLAY FOR 20 BUCKS? 293 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,158 BUYS A LOT OF TEXTBOOKS. 294 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,629 YOU DIRTBAG. 295 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,956 IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? HUH? 296 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:38,072 DOES THAT FEEL GOOD? HUH? LET GO! 297 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,265 GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! 298 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,836 OW! 299 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:45,868 Raditch: LET ME GO! 300 00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,613 Wheels: ALL RIGHT. DAMN, DAMN. 301 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,777 ALL RIGHT. WE'RE LEAVING. 302 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,376 Raditch: ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 303 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,507 Snake: OHH. 304 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:55,151 OH, MY GOD. THERE ARE CLAW MARKS ON HIS CROTCH. 305 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,418 HEY! LET GO! 306 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,487 AND STAY OUT! 307 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,285 WE GOT A REPUTATION TO PROTECT AROUND HERE. 308 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,117 THIS IS A DIVE ANYWAY. 309 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,222 Trips: KIM'S A GREAT DIVER. 310 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,894 SHE CAN DO A DOUBLE BACKFLIP, 311 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:09,063 AND SHE CAN SING, TOO. 312 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,203 LIKE A BIRD, SHE CAN SING. 313 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,370 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 314 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,697 OR ARE YOU GOING TO SIT HERE AND CRY ALL NIGHT? 315 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,143 NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT. 316 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:22,078 SHE--WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED. 317 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,275 OH. OH. 318 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,877 OH, MY HEAD. 319 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,520 SORRY ABOUT SNAKE. 320 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,776 HE'S SORT OF AN ASSHOLE. 321 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,194 YEAH, WELL, NOW HE'S SORT OF CRIPPLED. 322 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:36,622 TRIPS. 323 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,193 IVY MILLER. 324 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,799 I THOUGHT THE DEEJAY SAID IVY VON TRAPP. 325 00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,995 VON TRAPP IS MY STAGE NAME. 326 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,268 I THOUGHT I'D GO FOR THAT... 327 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,466 CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL SLUT THING. 328 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,374 WELL, I'M SORRY I GOT YOU FIRED. 329 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,983 IT'S OK. YOU STOOD UP FOR ME IN THERE. 330 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,176 THANKS ANYWAY, TRIPS. 331 00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,645 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 332 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,246 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT. 333 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,554 I'M KIND OF TOO WIRED TO GO TO SLEEP. 334 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,192 I WAS THINKING ABOUT GETTING SOME FLAPJACKS. 335 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,217 YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME? 336 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,362 WELL... 337 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,231 I DON'T--NAH. 338 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,656 YOU COULD SIT HERE AND MOAN. 339 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,131 THAT WOULD BE FUN. 340 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,199 UH... 341 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,668 OK. 342 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,026 YEAH, SURE. 343 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,204 ALL RIGHT. ONE CONDITION-- 344 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,173 NOT A WORD ABOUT THAT EX-GIRLFRIEND. 345 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:28,342 NO CRYING IN YOUR COCOA, OK? 346 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,381 I PROMISE. 347 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,377 I SWEAR. 348 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,808 [CRYING] 349 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,282 AND... 350 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,081 SHE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO DRESS. 351 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,394 I MEAN, SHE IS PROBABLY THE BEST DRESSED PERSON 352 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,247 I'VE EVER MET. 353 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,194 SHE HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES. 354 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,291 [SIGHS] 355 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,402 ALTHOUGH SOMEONE ELSE IS GAZING INTO THEM NOW. 356 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,325 IF THE SCENARIO IS HALF AS BAD AS YOU PAINT IT, 357 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,930 THE ONLY THING HE'S GAZING INTO 358 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,602 IS THE BACK OF HER HEAD. 359 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,895 THANK YOU FOR THAT. 360 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,414 YOU KNOW, BOYS LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK. 361 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,536 YOU'RE PATHETIC. 362 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,210 YOUR DARLING KIMBERLY IS FOOLING AROUND 363 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,809 WITH SOME JOCK ON THE FLANNEL SHEETS 364 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,180 THAT HER MOM BOUGHT HER TO GO TO COLLEGE, 365 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,048 AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT HERE AND WHIMPER. 366 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,618 SHE BROKE MY HEART. 367 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,376 SO BREAK HER EGO. 368 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,394 CRUSH HER. 369 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,645 HUH? 370 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,724 BREAK UP WITH HER. 371 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,032 CUT IT OFF BEFORE SHE CAN. 372 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,155 SEND HER A "DEAR KIMBERLY" LETTER. 373 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,831 BUT THEN WE'D BE BROKEN UP. 374 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,359 EARTH TO TRIPS. 375 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,074 ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH HER NOW? 376 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,496 I THOUGHT SHE WAS HUMPING THE DICKER. 377 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,339 IT'S THE RICKER. 378 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,907 FINE. 379 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,939 THINK OF THE LETTER 380 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:37,211 AS A FIRST STRIKE NUCLEAR ATTACK. 381 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,080 OK? 382 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,078 AND YOU'RE GOING TO FINISH IT 383 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,309 BEFORE SHE DOES. 384 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,278 WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SAVE FACE? 385 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,483 YEAH. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE GIRL, 386 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,254 THEN AT LEAST YOU HAVE YOUR PRIDE. 387 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,315 OH, MAN. 388 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,523 THAT'S GREAT. 389 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,797 TO THE COMPUTER CLUSTER. 390 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,995 [TYPING] 391 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,198 Man: IVY, YOU'RE GOING TO OWE ME FOR THIS. 392 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,529 I COULD GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. 393 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,533 Trips: OK, HOW'S THIS? 394 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,144 "DEAR KIM, 395 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,436 "I'VE FALLEN FOR ANOTHER-- 396 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,367 "ONE WHO WARMS ME WHEN ALL ELSE SEEMS COLD, 397 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,284 "WHO TOUCHES ME ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL 398 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,336 I NEVER DREAMED EXISTED." HUH? 399 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,514 I'M SORRY. 400 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,152 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING FOR HALLMARK? 401 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,777 IF YOU'RE TRYING TO PISS HER OFF, 402 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,022 YOU'RE NOT TAPPING THE RIGHT KEYS. 403 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:22,118 WHAT IF I TOLD HER SHE WASN'T VERY NURTURING? 404 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,760 TRY THIS. 405 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,428 KIM, YOU SNOTTY LITTLE PIG. 406 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,598 I WAS DELIGHTED TO LEARN OF YOUR INFIDELITY. 407 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,968 YOUR PURITANICAL ATTITUDES TOWARDS SEX 408 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,767 WERE JUST CHILDISH AND INSECURE. 409 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,898 OH, INSECURE. GIVE ME SOMETHING ABOUT HER WEIGHT. 410 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,944 SHE'S ONE OF THOSE 5'8", 100-POUND GIRLS 411 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,309 THAT ALWAYS INSISTS SHE'S FAT. 412 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,508 [IMITATES] "I'M FAT." 413 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,809 OK. 414 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:44,940 MY STOMACH TURNED 415 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,014 THE LAST TIME WE MADE OUT, 416 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,223 AND YOUR GUT FLAPPED AGAINST ME. 417 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:51,145 THOSE CELLULITE-PACKED CACTUSES YOU CALL THIGHS 418 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,751 WITH THE RAZOR-SHARP STUBBLE CALLED TO MIND 419 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,523 A FIFTH-RATE PORNO ACTRESS 420 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,492 THAT I ONCE JERKED OFF TO DURING THE TENURE 421 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,160 OF OUR SORRY MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE. 422 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,003 NOW I CAN FINALLY TELL ALL MY FRIENDS 423 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,068 HOW NAUSEATING YOU ARE TO MATE WITH. 424 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,397 ROT IN HELL. 425 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,641 TRIPS. 426 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,996 THIS IS GREAT. 427 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,714 GOD, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE 428 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,465 WHEN SHE READS THIS BABY. 429 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,714 OHH. WELL, I'LL PRINT IT UP. LET'S FAX IT. 430 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,979 NO FAX. GIVE ME YOUR WALLET. 431 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,178 YOU'RE GOING TO CHARGE ME FOR THIS? 432 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,480 JUST GIVE ME YOUR WALLET. 433 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,354 Man: HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT WOULD BE THERE? 434 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,293 OH, BAKER. 435 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,987 MEN LIVE IN HOPE AND DIE IN DESPAIR. 436 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,989 YOU'RE A SMOKER, AREN'T YOU? 437 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,190 32 YEARS. 438 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,592 ALL RIGHT, HOCK UP SOMETHING REALLY NASTY 439 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,203 AND DEPOSIT IT IN THERE. 440 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,755 REMIND ME NEVER TO GET ON YOUR BAD SIDE. 441 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:38,934 THAT'S A LITTLE TOO GROSS. 442 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,471 VISUALS JUST MAKE THE POINT STRONGER. 443 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,398 SHOW AND TELL. 444 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,872 THAT'S WHY WE'RE NOT GOING TO FAX IT. 445 00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,410 ALL RIGHT. P.S. 446 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,665 [BAKER CLEARING THROAT] 447 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,383 ENCLOSED IS A PICTURE OF MY LATEST CONQUEST 448 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,706 AND THE REMNANTS OF OUR RECENT TRYST. 449 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,711 CHOKE ON IT. 450 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,012 PICTURE? WHAT PICTURE? 451 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,223 [BAKER SPITS] 452 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,659 TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT. 453 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:04,786 DO I HAVE TO? 454 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,291 IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS THING, DO IT RIGHT. 455 00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,034 KEEP ONE THING STRAIGHT-- 456 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,428 THIS MEANS NOTHING. 457 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,330 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 458 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,103 KEEP YOUR EYES ON MINE 459 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,542 AND DO NOT--I MEAN, DO NOT--LOOK DOWN. 460 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,667 [CAMERA BEEPING] 461 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,242 HELLO! HEY. 462 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,381 EYES ON MINE, OR I SCREAM RAPE. 463 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,879 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 464 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,280 BECAUSE I HATE GIRLS LIKE KIM. 465 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,482 THEY TAKE GUYS LIKE YOU, RIP THEIR HEARTS OUT, 466 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,094 AND GIRLS LIKE ME END UP PAYING FOR IT. 467 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,457 LET'S NOT MAKE THIS PERSONAL. 468 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,425 I'M NOT. JUST SHUT UP AND SMILE. 469 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,355 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 470 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,974 THE POST OFFICE IS BACK THAT WAY. 471 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,235 I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY THIS IS THE TYPE OF MESSAGE 472 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,765 THAT SHOULD BE DELIVERED A.S.A.P. 473 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:52,771 VOILA. 474 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,035 Trips: YOU'RE A GENIUS. 475 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,483 AN OVERNIGHT DELIVERY SERVICE-- 476 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,048 DELIVERY BY 10 A.M. THE NEXT DAY. 477 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,347 IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT? 478 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,551 IT HAS ITS MOMENTS. 479 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,922 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 480 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,134 DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING? 481 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,828 Ivy: MAKE HER PAY FOR IT. 482 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,723 [PEOPLE ON ROLLER COASTER SCREAM] 483 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,715 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 484 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,646 [RING] 485 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,124 Machine: HI, THIS IS TRIPS AND RADITCH. 486 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,463 LEAVE A MESSAGE. 487 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,488 [BEEP] 488 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,033 Kim: TRIPS, ARE YOU THERE? IT'S KIM AGAIN. 489 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,128 I GOT BACK 5 MINUTES AFTER YOU CALLED. 490 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,770 I WAS OUT WALKING THE RICKER. 491 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,365 IS THAT WHAT THEY CALL IT THESE DAYS? 492 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,867 CINDY WENT TO VISIT HER BOYFRIEND 493 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,168 FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, 494 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,770 SO I GET STUCK DOG-SITTING HER DUMB CHIHUAHUA. 495 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,542 EVERYONE'S BEEN BITCHING AT ME FOR THE PAST 2 NIGHTS. 496 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,982 I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SHE GETS BACK. 497 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,276 DOG-SITTING? 498 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,609 RICK IS A DOG? 499 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,784 WHEN YOU GET IN, WILL YOU CALL ME BACK, PLEASE? 500 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,322 I MISS YOU, AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY. 501 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,648 SWEET CHRIST, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 502 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,629 RICKER'S A DOG! 503 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,985 HE'S A DOG! 504 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,832 THE RICKER'S A DOG! 505 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,158 THE RICKER'S A DOG! 506 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,173 THE RICKER'S A DOG! 507 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,765 AAH! 508 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:28,967 THE RICKER IS A DOG! 509 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,168 THE RICKER'S A DOG! 510 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,110 IVY! 511 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,707 I'M COMING. 512 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,977 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT? 513 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,580 THE RICKER'S A DOG. 514 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,993 YOU'VE JUST NOW FIGURED THIS OUT? 515 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,145 NO! 516 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,163 HE'S A DOG! HE'S A REAL DOG! 517 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,815 LASSIE, RIN TIN TIN, C.H.O.M.P.S. 518 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,094 [BARKS] 519 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:57,733 THAT! THE WHOLE 9 YARDS. HE'S A DOG. 520 00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,625 YIKES. 521 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,132 I'VE JUST BLOWN MY FUTURE, 522 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,804 AND YOU OFFER ME "YIKES"? 523 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,003 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WROTE THE LETTER 524 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,174 TO MISS PERFECT. 525 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,382 I WAS JUST THERE FOR ENCOURAGEMENT. 526 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,575 IT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 527 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,577 NO. 528 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,149 IT'S JUST YOUR PICTURE-- 529 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,017 NAKED-- 530 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,116 AND SHE'S JUST LEARNING 531 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,347 HOW TO POST THINGS ON THE INTERNET. 532 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,223 GLOBAL EXPRESS. 533 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,864 "FIRST PICKUP: 7:00." 534 00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,958 IT'S 5 AFTER. 535 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,259 [HORN HONKS] 536 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,529 STOP! STOP! 537 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,170 STOP! STOP! 538 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,769 STOP! STOP! 539 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,841 WAIT! WAIT! 540 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,793 YOU KNOW, AS BAD AS ANY SITUATION GETS, 541 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,418 THERE'S ALWAYS TIME TO GET DRESSED. 542 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,264 HMM. I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT. 543 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,858 I'LL TAKE THE NEXT PERSON IN LINE, PLEASE. 544 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,201 I SENT A PACKAGE OVERNIGHT TO MEMPHIS. 545 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,366 THEN IT'LL BE THERE AT 10 A.M. TOMORROW. 546 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,726 I NEED TO STOP IT. 547 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,374 ALL RIGHT, THEN I JUST NEED TO SEE 548 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,369 THE SHIPPING NUMBER ON YOUR RECEIPT. 549 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,111 WOW. IF IT ISN'T SISKEL AND EBERT 550 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,906 OF AMERICAN LIT 101. 551 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,308 HEY, MAN. 552 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,380 HEY. 553 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,408 YOU WORK HERE. 554 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,782 YEAH. PART-TIME. 555 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,050 DO YOU HAVE A CRITICISM FOR THAT, TOO? 556 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,721 HA. NO. 557 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,990 UM, BUT I DO WANT TO STOP A PACKAGE. 558 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,560 SHIPPING NUMBER? 559 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,233 I DON'T HAVE MY RECEIPT. 560 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,897 2 THUMBS DOWN. REALLY UNORIGINAL. 561 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:38,927 NEXT, PLEASE! 562 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,101 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I DID IN CLASS 563 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,200 OR WHAT I SAID. 564 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,801 I WAS JUST IN A BAD MOOD THAT DAY. 565 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,773 YEAH, WELL, I'VE BEEN IN A BAD MOOD EVER SINCE. 566 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:50,043 LOOK, JERKY, I BEAR SOME DEGREE OF RESPONSIBILITY HERE. 567 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,382 SOME DEGREE? 568 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,278 AND THIS GUY ISN'T GONNA LEAVE ME ALONE 569 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,079 UNTIL THIS WHOLE THING GETS RESOLVED. 570 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,521 SO IF IT'S A MATTER OF MONEY, I'M SURE MY FRIEND HERE 571 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,717 WILL BE HAPPY TO MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE. 572 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,390 HOW MUCH? 573 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,289 20 BUCKS. 574 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,130 NEXT IN LINE, PLEASE. 575 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,155 WAIT. 40. 576 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,259 GIVE ME A BREAK. 577 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,360 60. 578 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,502 I'LL TAKE THE NEXT PERSON, PLEASE. 579 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,497 A HUNDRED BUCKS. 580 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,498 DEAL. NAME OF RECIPIENT? 581 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,000 KIM JASNEY. 582 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:20,705 TO MEMPHIS. I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE. 583 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:24,137 GREAT. CANCEL THAT SUCKER. 584 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:27,583 NOT SO FAST. WHAT ABOUT THE MATTER OF MY $100? 585 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:31,480 DON'T LOOK AT ME. I PAID FOR THE CAB HERE. 586 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,489 I DON'T HAVE IT WITH ME, 587 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,488 BUT I--I'LL BRING IT TO CLASS TOMORROW. 588 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,290 I--HAVE THAT OUT TOMORROW... 589 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,902 GIVEN THAT YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR RECEIPT 590 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,595 OR ANYTHING TO GREASE THE WHEELS OF INDUSTRY, 591 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,868 THE ONLY INFORMATION 592 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,936 WITH WHICH TO CANCEL YOUR PACKAGE SITS HERE, 593 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,436 IN OUR COMPUTER. 594 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,638 SEE THAT? 595 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,073 [GASPS] IT'S GONE. 596 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,644 HOW'S THAT FOR A TOUCH OF REALITY, BUDDY? 597 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,616 NOW, YOU'RE ALL SET. 598 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:09,088 FIRST STOP IS THE AIRPORT. 599 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,758 MY FIRST SOLO RUN. 600 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,527 I'M GIRLISHLY FLUSHED WITH EXCITEMENT. 601 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,727 YES, WELL, WE'VE ALL FELT THAT. 602 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,800 Ivy: WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 603 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:20,799 AROUND BACK. 604 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,500 MAYBE ONE OF THE DRIVERS CAN HELP ME OUT. 605 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,872 YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS. 606 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,970 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GUYS WHO MAKE 10 BUCKS AN HOUR. 607 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:26,972 I SERIOUSLY DOUBT 608 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,313 THEY'RE AS STRICT AS THAT CHICK INSIDE. 609 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:31,237 HAL, TAKE IT EASY. IT'S A SIMPLE JOB. 610 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:35,313 YOU PICK UP THE PACKAGES, YOU DROP OFF THE PACKAGES. 611 00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:36,824 SOMETIMES THEY'RE HOME, 612 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:38,216 SOMETIMES THEY'RE NOT. 613 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:41,247 SOMETIMES IT RAINS. 614 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,063 GODSPEED, CAPTAIN. 615 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,586 THE AIRPORT AWAITS. 616 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:54,270 EXCUSE ME, SIR. ARE THESE PACKAGES BOUND FOR MEMPHIS? 617 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:58,466 WELL, YEAH. WELL, THAT'S, UH, PRIVILEGED INFORMATION. 618 00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,711 WE DON'T ALLOW CIVILIANS BACK HERE. 619 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,766 I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD ASK YOU A FAVOR. 620 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,914 I SENT A PACKAGE OVERNIGHT TO MEMPHIS THIS MORNING-- 621 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,010 WELL, REST ASSURED, IT WILL GET TO ITS DESTINATION. 622 00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:08,282 "ANYONE, ANYWHERE-- WITH TIME TO SPARE." 623 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,250 WELL, I'D LIKE IT NOT TO. 624 00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,619 IN FACT, I WAS KIND OF HOPING 625 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,288 YOU'D LET ME HAVE IT BACK. 626 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,785 OH, I GET IT. THIS IS A TEST. 627 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,029 YOU'RE A SPY FOR THE COMPANY. QUALITY CONTROL. 628 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,925 WELL, SIR, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T GIVE YOU THAT PACKAGE. 629 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,828 WE HAVE RULES, AND I FOLLOW THEM. 630 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,970 NO, LOOK, WAIT. I'M NOT TESTING YOU. 631 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:29,135 ALL RIGHT? I'M... I'M BEGGING YOU. 632 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,965 IF YOU WANT THAT PACKAGE... 633 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,705 GO THROUGH THE PROPER CHANNELS. 634 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,578 SHORT OF THAT, WE HAVE NOTHING TO DISCUSS. 635 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,347 MOVING OUT. 636 00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:41,545 SIR! WAIT! 637 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,378 SIR! PLEASE, SIR! 638 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:44,722 PLEASE! 639 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,086 GAH! OHH. 640 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:52,931 Man on phone: VERY SORRY. 641 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,455 FIRST CLASS IS ALL THAT IS AVAILABLE. 642 00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:56,230 WELL, IF FIRST CLASS IS ALL YOU HAVE. 643 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,398 THIS IS GREAT. YOU'RE SAVING A MARRIAGE-TO-BE. 644 00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,197 I'M GONNA NAME MY FIRSTBORN AFTER YOU. 645 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:01,269 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 646 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,567 MY NAME IS JUGDISH, SIR. 647 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:04,940 JUGDISH? 648 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:05,907 YES. 649 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:08,635 WELL, JUGDISH TRIPS IT IS, THEN. 650 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,111 OH, YOU MAKE ME VERY HAPPY. 651 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,809 A SPECIAL THING. YOU MUST LOVE HER VERY MUCH. 652 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:16,152 YEAH. NO, SHE REALLY IS ONE SPECIAL GIRL. 653 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,048 I SEE. 654 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:20,549 MM-HMM. YEAH. OK. ALL RIGHT. BYE. 655 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:23,187 I'M ON THE 9:15 TO MEMPHIS. 656 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,789 I HAVE 10 MINUTES TO CATCH A CAB TO THE AIRPORT. 657 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,032 YOU REALLY LOVE HER, DON'T YOU? 658 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:30,726 YOU'RE JUST BEGINNING TO CATCH ON TO THAT? 659 00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:36,567 [LAUGHING] WHAT ARE THESE? 660 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:39,339 IT'S A LONG STORY. LOOK, I--I GOTTA GO. 661 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,438 I'LL DRIVE YOU. 662 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:41,869 YOU WILL? 663 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:45,144 YEAH. I DO HAVE A HEART OCCASIONALLY. 664 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,414 YOU HAVE A CAR? 665 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,812 NO. I HAVE A RICKSHA. 666 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,054 WELL, YEAH, OK, YOU HAVE A CAR. 667 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,079 UH... 668 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,552 GO. 669 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,924 [CAR STALLING] 670 00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:02,234 I'M SO GLAD I DIDN'T TAKE A CAB. 671 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,158 WATCH IT. 672 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,573 [ENGINE STARTS] 673 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,625 [BACKFIRE] 674 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,504 WHOO. 675 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,771 [BACKFIRE] 676 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,963 Trips: OH, MAN, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO MAKE IT. 677 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:34,589 Ivy: BETTER RUN FOR IT. 678 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,633 I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AS SOON AS I GET BACK, OK? 679 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:38,970 THAT'S OK. JUST DON'T EXPECT ME 680 00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,895 TO COME TO THE WEDDING AND CATCH THE BOUQUET. 681 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,470 THANKS, IVY. YOU'RE OK. 682 00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:44,599 OK! 683 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,113 OK. 684 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,010 Woman on intercom: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 685 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:55,052 IN PREPARATION FOR TAKEOFF, 686 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:58,047 PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL SEAT BACKS AND TRAY TABLES 687 00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:00,690 ARE IN THEIR UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION. 688 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:02,287 [BUSY SIGNAL] 689 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,218 ALL CARRY-ON LUGGAGE 690 00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:05,732 SHOULD BE STORED IN THE OVERHEAD BINS 691 00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,725 OR BENEATH THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU. 692 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:09,727 I THINK THOSE BUTTONS WERE DESIGNED 693 00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:12,869 TO BE PRESSED WITH YOUR FINGERTIPS. 694 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:15,325 YEAH, I KNOW. UH... 695 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,074 I'M JUST A LITTLE TENSE. 696 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:21,240 WELL, I'M WILLING TO LISTEN IF YOU'RE WILLING TO TELL. 697 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,440 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 698 00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:24,882 TRIPS. WYATT TRIPS. 699 00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:26,877 PLEASED TO MEET YOU, WYATT TRIPS. 700 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:29,649 I'M BEEZLY, J.D. BEEZLY. 701 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,478 SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 702 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,154 WELL, I... 703 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,593 I WAS JUST GOING TO VISIT MY GIRLFRIEND 704 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:39,358 AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MEMPHIS, SO I THOUGHT I'D GIVE HER A CALL 705 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,888 AND SEE IF SHE'D PICK ME UP AT THE AIRPORT. 706 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:44,604 WHAT'S THE LITTLE LADY'S NAME, SON? 707 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:47,526 WHY HAVEN'T WE STARTED TAXIING YET? 708 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:48,773 AH, WOMEN. 709 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:49,898 [SIRENS] 710 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,772 SO DELICATE TO THE TOUCH, 711 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:53,611 YET SO TROUBLING TO THE HEART. 712 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:54,665 OH, I AGREE. 713 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,143 NOW, ARLENE-- 714 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,183 THAT WAS MY LAST GIRLFRIEND'S NAME. 715 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:02,048 SHE COULD NEVER LET UP ON THE MICROWAVE DOOR. 716 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,748 HER BIG BEEF WAS THAT I ALWAYS OPENED THE DOOR 717 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,151 BEFORE THE BUZZER WENT OFF. 718 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,722 AND SHE USED TO TELL ME THAT ONE DAY, 719 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,490 I WAS GONNA GET HIT RIGHT IN THE EYE 720 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:10,688 WITH A STRAY MICROWAVE. 721 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,459 SO ONE DAY, I OPEN THE DOOR, 722 00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:14,959 EARLY, LIKE I USUALLY DO. 723 00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:16,061 SHE REACHES OVER, 724 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:18,362 AND SHE SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT. 725 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,974 JUST LIKE THAT. 726 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,936 CAUGHT ME TOTALLY BY SURPRISE. 727 00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:25,365 SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 728 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,711 WHAT? 729 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:33,712 I CUT HER HEAD OFF, AND I NUKED IT. 730 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:38,279 EXCUSE ME? 731 00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:40,294 Policeman: BEEZLY, WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 732 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:41,886 WE'VE GOT THE PLANE SURROUNDED. 733 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,718 COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. 734 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,632 NOW, WHY CAN'T THEY USE A MAN'S FIRST NAME, 735 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,125 LIKE GENTLEMEN? 736 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,903 I MEAN, IS IT SO HARD TO SAY JOHN DWAYNE? 737 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:58,201 JOHN DWAYNE BEEZLY? KILLER BEEZ?! 738 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:00,744 OH, NOW, THAT I LIKE EVEN LESS. 739 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:04,108 LET'S YOU AND ME TAKE A LITTLE TRIP, TRIPS. 740 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,950 UH, YOU'RE TAKING ME HOSTAGE? I HAVE TO SEE MY-- 741 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,816 NOW, COME ON. 742 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,354 MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! 743 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,615 Policeman: HOLD YOUR COVER! HOLD YOUR COVER! 744 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:22,234 Beezly: ANYONE MAKES A MOVE, I SLICE HIM EAR TO EAR! 745 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:23,428 I HAVE A BEAD ON HIM, SIR. 746 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,599 DO NOT FIRE UNTIL THE HOSTAGE IS CLEAR. 747 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,967 IT'S ONLY AN UNDERGRAD, SIR. 748 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,226 NEVERTHELESS. 749 00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:30,974 Beezly: TRUTH IS, I'M GONNA CUT YOU ANYWAY. 750 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:32,770 BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I DON'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH. 751 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:33,841 WHY? 752 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,070 YOU WERE A LITTLE CONDESCENDING 753 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:36,444 ON THE PLANE BACK THERE. 754 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:37,842 WOULD AN APOLOGY COVER IT? 755 00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:40,054 NOPE. IT'D GO A LONG WAY 756 00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:43,076 TOWARD WINNING BACK MY FRIENDSHIP, THOUGH. 757 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,382 BINGO. COME ON, WYATT. I'M OUT OF HERE. 758 00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:47,124 GLAD WE COULD HAVE THIS TIME TOGETHER. 759 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,789 IT'S TOO BAD I HAVE TO KILL YOU. 760 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,017 NO! 761 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,758 [TIRES SCREECHING] 762 00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:57,059 AAH! AAH! 763 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,302 AAH! 764 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,075 AAH! 765 00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:17,951 AAH! 766 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,190 [HORNS HONKING] 767 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,185 SHIT! 768 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:26,561 TRIPS? 769 00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:29,003 UHH! 770 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,596 IVY! 771 00:30:31,597 --> 00:30:34,097 Man: LEARN TO DRIVE, IDIOT! 772 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,900 LAY WHEELS. I'M BEING CHASED BY KILLER BEEZ! 773 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:38,703 TRIPS, IT'S WAY TOO COLD FOR KILLER BEES. 774 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,574 THEY NEED WARM CLIMATES TO SURVIVE. 775 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,812 MOVE! 776 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:46,148 [HORN HONKING] 777 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,245 DON'T EVEN. 778 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:56,364 PLEASE? 779 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,785 YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO THE AIRPORT 780 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,330 AND EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT HAPPENED? 781 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:01,586 I'M SURE THEY'D RATHER GIVE YOU 782 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,603 SOME FIRST-CLASS TICKETS JUST TO APOLOGIZE. 783 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:06,065 YEAH, AFTER THE FBI QUESTIONS ME FOR 9 HOURS 784 00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:07,395 AND KIMBERLY GETS THE LETTER. 785 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,539 I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU, TRIPS. I DO. 786 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,895 DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THOSE SNOW PUFF THINGS? 787 00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,074 THE PINK ONES? 788 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:14,472 BUT I GOT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 789 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,713 I'VE GOT A PAPER DUE IN MY CIVIL RUDENESS CLASS. 790 00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,008 I ALSO HAVE THAT SMALL MATTER OF A JOB TO ATTEND TO, 791 00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:20,281 NO THANKS TO YOU. 792 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,549 WHAT DIFFERENCE IS ONE DAY GONNA MAKE? 793 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:25,318 EXACTLY. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET TO MEMPHIS ONE DAY LATE? 794 00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:29,093 WAIT. LOOK. 795 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:32,018 I'M ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING. 796 00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:33,534 HELP ME, PLEASE. 797 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:37,125 TRIPS, NOT IF THERE WAS A SIGN FROM GOD HIMSELF-- 798 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:40,599 A BURNING BUSH OR FROGS RAINING FROM THE SKY 799 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,469 OR LOCUSTS DESCENDING ON US RIGHT NOW-- 800 00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:44,538 WOULD I CHAUFFEUR YOU TO DES MOINES, IOWA. 801 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:47,865 HOW'S THAT FOR A SIGN? 802 00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:49,843 IT'S NOT EXACTLY JESUS WALKING ON WATER. 803 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,011 I GIVE IT A 6. 804 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:52,310 THAT'S A 9. 805 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,680 Trips: OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM. 806 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:57,682 NUT! 807 00:31:57,683 --> 00:32:00,193 OK, 8.5. 808 00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:04,956 OH, YOU PEA-BRAINED, PECKERWOOD ROAD HOG! 809 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:06,887 I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM. 810 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:08,392 NO, NO, NO, NO. 811 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:09,364 I GOT A PLAN. 812 00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:11,431 I HOPE IT'S BETTER THAN YOUR LAST ONE. 813 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:14,300 HAVE A SNOW PUFF, SMART GUY. 814 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:20,512 HUBERT H. HUMPHREY! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! 815 00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:23,506 CAN YOU BELIEVE THE DAMAGE HERE? OHH. 816 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:26,209 IT LOOKS LIKE JUST A LITTLE SCRATCH TO ME. 817 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:27,982 OH, WELL, MAYBE TO YOU, 818 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,720 BUT YOU'RE NOT ON THE FRONT LINES 819 00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:30,915 OF GLOBAL EXPRESS. 820 00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:32,216 IF IT WAS UP TO ME, 821 00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:34,248 I'D TAKE THIS BABY IN RIGHT NOW FOR A REPAINT. 822 00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:35,853 THANKS TO THAT LUNATIC BEEZLY, 823 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,024 THE AIRPORT'S CLOSED, 824 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:38,863 AND WE GOT TO MOVE EVERYTHING BY LAND. 825 00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:41,527 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 826 00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:43,497 ACTUALLY, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT... 827 00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:48,403 THIS IS A CATASTROPHE. 828 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,700 OH, JEEZ! WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 829 00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:53,814 OH! 830 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,465 NAIL POLISH. 831 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:56,884 NAIL POLISH. WHAT? 832 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,075 YEAH. THEY SELL IT INSIDE. 833 00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:03,148 LOOKS LIKE, UM, MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS. 834 00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:08,516 OH! GREAT IDEA! YEAH! 835 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,620 YEAH! THANK YOU! 836 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:11,821 ALL RIGHT, REMEMBER, GLOSSY, NOT MATTE. 837 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,293 OK. HA HA. OK. 838 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,169 PSST! COME ON! 839 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:23,042 Trips: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 840 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:25,835 SHH! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE? 841 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,137 OH, MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU-- 842 00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:29,039 BREAKING IN WITH A BOBBY PIN? 843 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,781 WAY TO GO. 844 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:32,936 GET THE LOVE LETTER, ROMEO. 845 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,684 YOU'RE A MENACE TO SOCIETY. 846 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,450 I'LL KEEP A LOOKOUT. 847 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:44,924 HEY, MISS, LET'S MOVE IT. 848 00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:47,663 WE'VE GOT CARS ON THE LAUNCH PAD HERE! 849 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:52,225 OK, ALL RIGHT. 850 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,670 THAT'LL BE 9.25. 851 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:00,738 THANKS. 852 00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:06,475 OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD. 853 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:07,948 WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE FUZZY END 854 00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:09,176 OF THE LOLLIPOP STICK? 855 00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:10,381 Ivy: OH, NO. 856 00:34:12,318 --> 00:34:14,118 [DOOR SLIDES OPEN] 857 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,294 [GROANS] 858 00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:24,832 THEY HAVE EVERY DARN COLOR EXCEPT MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS. 859 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:26,500 WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO? 860 00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:29,798 A MAN CAN'T EVEN FIND A SIMPLE SHADE OF NAIL POLISH. 861 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,841 OOH! OOH OOH! 862 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:34,367 DANG IT! OOH OOH! 863 00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,713 OOH! 864 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:38,107 OHH! 865 00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,710 EEE! 866 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:53,532 [SINGING AN ITALIAN OPERA] 867 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,525 * HAVE YOU HAD YOURS TODAY? * 868 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,997 * I HAD MINE YESTERDAY * 869 00:34:57,996 --> 00:35:00,226 Ivy: WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? 870 00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:02,132 THINK, IVY, THINK. 871 00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:04,004 * HAVE YOU HAD YOURS TODAY? * 872 00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,312 * I HAD MINE YESTERDAY * 873 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:09,105 [SINGING AN ITALIAN OPERA] 874 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,080 OK. 875 00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:17,421 HEY! [HONKS HORN] 876 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:18,876 STOP! 877 00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:21,454 [SINGING] 878 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:25,521 TRIPS, YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THIS. 879 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:30,229 [SINGING] 880 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:32,899 [SINGING HIGH NOTE] 881 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,668 HA HA HA HA! 882 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,174 HEY! 883 00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:39,039 HI, CUTIE. I'M BACK. 884 00:35:39,037 --> 00:35:41,507 HEY, YOU! PULL OVER! 885 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,707 I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM. 886 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:46,079 ALL YOURS! 887 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:49,777 NO, THANKS. I--I GOT TO DRIVE. 888 00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:52,916 HOLY JEEZ! 889 00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,088 OH. 890 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:55,645 WHOO! 891 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,394 WHOO! 892 00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,531 WHOO! 893 00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,073 WHOA! UHH! 894 00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,837 WHAT THE-- 895 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,566 YOU! WH-- 896 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:14,011 WHOA! 897 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,335 WAIT, NO! 898 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,211 [ONE WAY OR ANOTHER BY BLONDIE PLAYING] 899 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:20,249 AAH! AAH! 900 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:22,146 UHH! UHH UHH! 901 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:24,277 WHOA! 902 00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,691 Trips: NO, STOP! 903 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:27,685 [HORN HONKS] 904 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:28,686 AAH! 905 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,917 IVY, HELP! 906 00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:31,421 OUT OF MY WAY! 907 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:34,133 Trips: EXCUSE ME, SIR. 908 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,585 Blondie: * I'M GONNA FIND YA * 909 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:37,634 * I'M GONNA GET YA, GET YA, GET YA, GET YA * 910 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,629 * ONE WAY OR ANOTHER * 911 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,871 STOP! PLEASE! 912 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,137 * I'M GONNA GET YA, GET YA, GET YA, GET YA * 913 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,135 * ONE DAY, MAYBE NEXT WEEK * 914 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,867 * I'M GONNA MEET YA * 915 00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:50,113 OK, OK. 916 00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:53,138 * I WILL * 917 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,254 TRIPS, JUMP! 918 00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,217 ARE YOU CRAZY?! NO WAY! 919 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,775 TRUST ME! OK? 920 00:36:58,784 --> 00:36:59,954 DON'T YOU DARE! 921 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,721 NO! 922 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,950 DON'T BE A WUSS! 923 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:04,764 ALL RIGHT! 924 00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:10,203 * ONE WAY OR ANOTHER * 925 00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:11,555 * I'M GONNA FIND YA * 926 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,303 * I'M GONNA GET YA, GET YA, GET YA, GET YA * 927 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:17,140 I GOT IT! IVY, I GOT IT! 928 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:18,895 YOU WHAT?! 929 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:20,244 I GOT IT! 930 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:23,378 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! HA HA HA! 931 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,275 [TIRES SCREECHING] 932 00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:29,577 AAH! 933 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,851 OW! 934 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,429 STOP! OH! OH, NO! 935 00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,356 NOT ON MY WATCH! 936 00:37:43,895 --> 00:37:46,665 OHH! 937 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,366 WHOA! 938 00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:51,899 Ivy: TRIPS! 939 00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:52,903 OW! 940 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,674 COME ON! 941 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:56,613 AAH! 942 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,038 * ONE WAY OR ANOTHER * 943 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,584 * I'M GONNA LOSE YA * 944 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:02,579 * I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE SLIP * 945 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,281 * A SLIP OF THE LIP-- OR ANOTHER * 946 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,352 OH, GOD! 947 00:38:05,351 --> 00:38:06,721 * I'M GONNA LOSE YA * 948 00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:08,688 * I'M GONNA TRICK YA, I'LL TRICK YA * 949 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:11,187 * ONE WAY OR ANOTHER * 950 00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:12,689 * I'M GONNA LOSE YA * 951 00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:14,931 * I'M GONNA TRICK YA, TRICK YA, TRICK YA, TRICK YA * 952 00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:15,926 * ONE WAY * 953 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:17,197 Trips: STOP! 954 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:20,495 * I'M GONNA LOSE YA, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE SLIP * 955 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:26,300 NO WAY! 956 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:35,083 YES! YES! 957 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,680 WHOO! 958 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,347 AHH. 959 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,762 AAH. 960 00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:54,368 TRIPS! 961 00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:56,973 TRIPS, ARE YOU OK? 962 00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:59,068 ARE YOU OK? 963 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:01,910 IS... 964 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,837 IS THIS HEAVEN? 965 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:11,649 YOU! 966 00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:15,918 YOU. YOU! 967 00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:17,761 YOU DID THIS TO ME! 968 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:20,486 [SCOFFS] I WAS HELPING YOU OUT. 969 00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:22,032 HELPING ME OUT? LOOK, LADY, 970 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,797 IF MY WHEELCHAIR WAS GETTING KICKED OFF THE SIDE 971 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,296 OF THE ACHILLE LAURO, 972 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,567 AND YOU WERE MY ONLY CHANCE AT RESCUE, 973 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,937 I'D--IT'D-- GET SEA FOAM! 974 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:33,136 I'D OPT FOR SEA FOAM! 975 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:35,608 IN MY LUNGS! 976 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:38,237 I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN! 977 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:40,653 BECAUSE I'M A MAN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! 978 00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:42,806 NOT A BARE-ASSED BABY. 979 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,629 TRIPS! 980 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:05,900 TRIPS! 981 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,114 GET LOST! 982 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,406 TRIPS! 983 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,477 BEAT IT! 984 00:40:10,476 --> 00:40:12,006 TRIPS, GET IN THE CAR. 985 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:14,410 BUT IF I'M GOING TO CHAUFFEUR YOUR COOKIES 986 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,682 TO DES MOINES SO WE CAN CATCH THAT PLANE, 987 00:40:16,682 --> 00:40:19,052 WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW, ALL RIGHT? 988 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,750 BESIDES, THE WHOLE IDEA IS TO KEEP YOUR PANTS ON 989 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,223 UNTIL YOU SEE KIMBERLY. 990 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:24,791 THEN YOU CAN TAKE THEM OFF. 991 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,531 COME ON, HOP IN THE CAR. 992 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:35,731 BACKSEAT MAKES A HELL OF A CHANGING ROOM. 993 00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:40,339 Sleeper: * JUSTIN, YOU * 994 00:40:40,338 --> 00:40:44,008 * SPARKLE LIKE A JEWEL * 995 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:47,909 * TURN YOUR FACE TO ANOTHER FACE * 996 00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:52,483 * YOU STARTED OUT WITH ME AT SCHOOL * 997 00:40:52,484 --> 00:40:55,894 * WE MOVE AWAY * 998 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:59,487 * 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMING THROUGH * 999 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:03,361 * IS YOUR SKIN LIKE SOME OTHER SKIN? * 1000 00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:07,631 * OR IS IT THIN AND NAVY BLUE? * 1001 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,603 * OH, PAINT ME * 1002 00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:12,371 * LIKE SOMEBODY PAINTED YOU * 1003 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:14,940 DON'T--DON'T SAY A WORD. 1004 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,375 OK, ACCORDING TO THE MAP, WE JUST STAY ON 35 SOUTH. 1005 00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:22,978 IT'LL TAKE US STRAIGHT INTO IOWA. 1006 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,721 Ivy: YOU'RE KIDDING? WHAT HAPPENED? 1007 00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:27,847 Trips: WE DECIDED TO WAIT UNTIL WE GOT MARRIED. 1008 00:41:27,853 --> 00:41:30,663 OH, WE DECIDED, OR SHE DECIDED? 1009 00:41:32,758 --> 00:41:37,658 SHE DECIDED, BUT, YOU KNOW, I SUPPORTED THE DECISION. 1010 00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:39,933 I BELIEVE IN A DEGREE OF CELIBACY. 1011 00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:43,301 A DEGREE? LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 1012 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:45,901 I AM DRIVING YOU 250 MILES 1013 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,774 TO STOP A LETTER TO A GIRL WHO YOU INTEND TO MARRY, 1014 00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:50,344 BUT WHO YOU'VE NEVER SLEPT WITH? 1015 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:51,611 SEX ISN'T EVERYTHING. 1016 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:53,710 OK, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE ASIDE-- 1017 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:56,212 THE MAGNET, THE LOVE LETTER, AND THE FLOWERS... 1018 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:59,524 ROSES. A DOZEN RED ROSES. 1019 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,947 WITH BABY'S-BREATH? 1020 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,693 OH, THAT'S NOT PREDICTABLE. 1021 00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:06,756 WHEN ARE MEN GONNA UNDERSTAND 1022 00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:08,688 THAT A WOMAN WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE 1023 00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:11,434 A BUNCH OF HANDPICKED DAISIES 1024 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:12,959 WRAPPED IN A NAPKIN, 1025 00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:15,134 RATHER THAN A DOZEN COMMERCIAL, GENERIC ROSES 1026 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:17,843 THAT THEY RECEIVE ON EVERY HOLIDAY? 1027 00:42:17,836 --> 00:42:20,236 MOTHER'S DAY--ROSES. 1028 00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:22,368 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY-- ROSES. 1029 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,713 VALENTINE'S DAY--HMM... 1030 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,507 ROSES. 1031 00:42:27,512 --> 00:42:29,552 TRIPS, REALITY CHECK. 1032 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,547 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA HAVE SEX WITH THIS GIRL. 1033 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:34,289 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1034 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,345 YEAH, I THINK I DO. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1035 00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:38,964 A WOMAN KNOWS WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF KNOWING A GUY 1036 00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:40,987 WHETHER OR NOT SHE WANTS TO SLEEP WITH HIM OR NOT. 1037 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,832 OH, AND I SUPPOSE THIS COMES FROM YOUR VAST EXPERIENCE 1038 00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:46,629 WITH, UH, MATURE RELATIONSHIPS. 1039 00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:48,132 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1040 00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:51,073 NOTHING. LET IT SLIDE. 1041 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:54,669 NO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY PROFESSOR HARLAN? 1042 00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:56,443 YOUR SEX LIFE IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 1043 00:42:56,441 --> 00:42:57,781 EXACTLY. 1044 00:42:57,776 --> 00:43:01,276 EVEN IF I DO THINK YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE. 1045 00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:02,579 OH, REALLY? 1046 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,420 HOW, IN YOUR WHIPPED ESTIMATION, 1047 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,215 AM I MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE? 1048 00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:09,717 THESE TEACHER-STUDENT AFFAIRS ALWAYS END IN DISASTER. 1049 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:12,561 BUT IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SLUT AROUND-- 1050 00:43:12,557 --> 00:43:15,287 SLUT AROUND? 1051 00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:16,733 OH, OH. 1052 00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:17,928 [TIRES SCREECH] 1053 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,999 LISTEN HERE, IF I WANT TO BAG A PROFESSOR 1054 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:21,868 FROM ONE OF MY CLASSES, I WILL, 1055 00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:23,837 BUT NOBODY-- AND I DO MEAN NOBODY-- 1056 00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:25,295 CALLS ME A SLUT. 1057 00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:26,473 SO THE NEXT TIME 1058 00:43:26,471 --> 00:43:29,011 YOU FEEL LIKE CASTING ASPERSIONS ON MY CHARACTER, 1059 00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:31,477 TRY REMEMBERING THAT THIS QUOTE-UNQUOTE SLUT 1060 00:43:31,476 --> 00:43:32,936 IS DRIVING YOUR JUDGMENTAL ASS 1061 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,584 ALL THE WAY TO DES MOINES, 1062 00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:37,149 SO A LITTLE DECENCY WOULD BE IN ORDER. 1063 00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:38,218 GOT IT? 1064 00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:41,254 GOOD. 1065 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,074 LOOK, I'M, UH... 1066 00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:57,796 I'M NOT EVEN THREATENING YOUR AIRLINE WITH A LAWSUIT. 1067 00:43:57,803 --> 00:43:59,103 I'M NOT EVEN ASKING FOR REIMBURSEMENT. 1068 00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:02,174 I JUST WANT TO GET ON THAT FLIGHT TO MEMPHIS. 1069 00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:04,543 I KNOW, BECAUSE YOU'RE WYATT TRIPS, 1070 00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:07,882 THE YOUNG MAN THAT KILLER BEEZ TOOK HOSTAGE THIS MORNING. 1071 00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,209 WELL, IF YOU KNOW THAT, 1072 00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:12,124 WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SUCH A HARD TIME? 1073 00:44:12,117 --> 00:44:15,217 [WHISTLES] 1074 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:18,220 COME ON, THE FLIGHT LEAVES IN 5 MINUTES. 1075 00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:21,663 YOU ARE THE 26th COLLEGE KID I'VE HAD IN HERE TODAY 1076 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,459 MAKING THAT SAME CLAIM TO FAME. 1077 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:26,431 I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH NOTHING BUT UNDERGRADS ALL MORNING, 1078 00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:29,571 EVER SINCE THE AIRLINE OFFERED A FREE ROUND-TRIP TICKET 1079 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:32,137 TO WYATT TRIPS AS A REWARD. 1080 00:44:32,137 --> 00:44:35,707 NOW, UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME POSITIVE I.D... 1081 00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:36,977 MADONNA... 1082 00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,945 I'VE GOT PAYING CUSTOMERS TO TAKE CARE OF. 1083 00:44:39,945 --> 00:44:43,075 BUT I AM WYATT TRIPS! 1084 00:44:43,081 --> 00:44:44,881 AND... 1085 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:47,853 YOUR FLIGHT JUST LEFT. 1086 00:44:52,323 --> 00:44:54,033 NEXT. 1087 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,285 [TYPING] 1088 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:01,000 [SLAMMING KEYS] 1089 00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:05,173 Man: HI. MY NAME IS WYATT TRIPS. 1090 00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:06,640 [CHUCKLES] 1091 00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:08,607 OH, ISN'T THAT JUST GREAT? 1092 00:45:08,606 --> 00:45:10,036 THAT'S AWESOME! OH, GOD! 1093 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,081 WELL, THAT WAS IT. THE LAST STRAW. 1094 00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:14,047 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW IT OVER THERE, 1095 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:17,145 BUT, HEY, CHECK IT OUT--BANG! THERE GOES MY RELATIONSHIP. 1096 00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,118 GONE! SEE YA! 1097 00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:20,086 IT'S OVER! MY RELATIONSHIP IS OVER! 1098 00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:22,515 LOOK AT ME. I'M DRESSED LIKE A GIRL. 1099 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,060 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? 1100 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,255 THERE'S ANOTHER FLIGHT TO MEMPHIS OUT OF ST. LOUIS 1101 00:45:26,257 --> 00:45:27,457 AT MIDNIGHT. 1102 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:30,158 OH. AWESOME. ST. LOUIS-- ONLY 400 MILES AWAY. GREAT! 1103 00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,431 HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET TO ST. LOUIS? 1104 00:45:32,430 --> 00:45:33,630 RENT A CAR? 1105 00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:36,131 WITH WHAT, SHELLS AND BEADS? 1106 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:38,738 ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF? 1107 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,436 MAYBE I SHOULD TRY IT AGAIN. 1108 00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:42,008 LOOK, I'LL GIVE YOU $200 1109 00:45:42,007 --> 00:45:43,637 IF YOU DRIVE ME TO ST. LOUIS. 1110 00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:44,781 NO. 1111 00:45:44,776 --> 00:45:45,836 300. NO! 1112 00:45:45,844 --> 00:45:47,484 I'LL LET YOU HIT ME AGAIN. 1113 00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:50,618 MMM...NO. 1114 00:45:50,615 --> 00:45:52,615 MAKE IT $400 FOR MENTAL ANGUISH, 1115 00:45:52,617 --> 00:45:53,747 AND THEN MAYBE I'LL DO IT. 1116 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,321 ALL RIGHT. JESUS! OK. 1117 00:45:56,321 --> 00:45:57,261 IT'S A DEAL, DONE. 1118 00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:59,015 BUT LET'S GET 3 THINGS STRAIGHT. 1119 00:45:59,024 --> 00:46:00,934 ONE--I AM NOT WHIPPED. 1120 00:46:00,926 --> 00:46:03,726 2--YOU'RE NOT A SLUT. 1121 00:46:03,728 --> 00:46:06,758 3--YOU MAY BE CUTE WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY, 1122 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:09,434 BUT YOU STILL HIT LIKE A 9-YEAR-OLD, 1123 00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:11,174 SO GIVE ME THE KEYS. 1124 00:46:11,169 --> 00:46:12,399 I'M DRIVING. 1125 00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:26,153 I WAS WONDERING 1126 00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,091 WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO COME TO YOUR SENSES. 1127 00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:31,286 I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT I HAD NEXT TO ME. 1128 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:32,289 RIGHT IN THE CAR. 1129 00:46:34,659 --> 00:46:36,899 GIMME A "T"! GIMME AN "R"! 1130 00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:38,655 GIMME AN I-P-S! 1131 00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:40,273 WHAT'S IT SPELL? TRIPS! 1132 00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,465 LOUDER! TRIPS! 1133 00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,296 IVY, IF YOU TOUCH HIM, I WILL TEAR YOU TO BITS. 1134 00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:47,871 AAH! AAH! 1135 00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:52,909 HEY. 1136 00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:58,277 A BAD DREAM? 1137 00:46:58,283 --> 00:47:01,853 MMM, JUST ONE OF YOUR REGULAR NIGHTMARES. 1138 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:04,023 YOU'RE STRESSING. COME ON. 1139 00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:06,192 I'M GONNA MAKE A PHONE CALL. 1140 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:09,899 WHO ARE YOU CALLING? 1141 00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:17,102 TRIPS, WHICH ONE OF THESE IS YOURS? 1142 00:47:17,102 --> 00:47:19,942 THE ONE WITH THE PIG. 1143 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:22,038 [SNORTING] 1144 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,340 Operator: CAN I HELP YOU? 1145 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,441 I'D LIKE TO MAKE A CREDIT CARD CALL. 1146 00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:26,583 NO, A COLLECT CALL. 1147 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,716 TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MEMPHIS. 1148 00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:33,616 KIMBERLY JASNEY. 1149 00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:35,318 Operator: JASMINE? 1150 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,620 READY? OK! 1151 00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:39,692 J-A-S-N-E-Y. 1152 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:40,860 RIGHT. 1153 00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:43,058 GIMME A "K"! 1154 00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:45,901 K! WE GOT YOUR "K"! WE GOT YOUR "K"! 1155 00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:48,027 GIMME AN "I"! I! 1156 00:47:48,033 --> 00:47:50,943 RIGHT. WOULD YOU PLEASE--I'M ON-- 1157 00:47:50,936 --> 00:47:52,166 I'M WYATT TRIPS. 1158 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:55,610 M! WE GOT YOUR "M"! WE GOT YOUR "M"! 1159 00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:58,206 WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? 1160 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,139 KIM! 1161 00:47:59,144 --> 00:48:01,914 SHUT UP! WYATT TRIPS. 1162 00:48:01,913 --> 00:48:03,883 COME ON, TRIPS, WHERE'S YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT? 1163 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,621 SHUT UP! YEAH. 1164 00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:08,685 EXTRA! EXTRA! 1165 00:48:08,686 --> 00:48:10,986 SHH! READ ALL ABOUT IT! 1166 00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:15,089 KIM CAN SHAKE HER POMPOMS, BUT SHE WON'T GO AT IT! 1167 00:48:15,093 --> 00:48:16,693 IVY, SHUT UP! 1168 00:48:16,694 --> 00:48:17,934 EXTRA! 1169 00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:21,329 OH, GOD, NO! GOD, NO! GOD! 1170 00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:22,972 EXTRA! 1171 00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:33,075 LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS AGAIN. 1172 00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:34,908 I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY TO HER? 1173 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,382 "HON, THERE'S A PACKAGE COMING FROM ME, 1174 00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:38,381 "AND IT'S GOT A USED CONDOM IN IT 1175 00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:41,553 AND A PICTURE OF A NAKED GIRL?" 1176 00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:44,922 BESIDES, WE GOT TO GET YOU TO ST. LOUIS TO CATCH THAT PLANE. 1177 00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:50,233 I DON'T... 1178 00:48:50,228 --> 00:48:53,258 COME ON. LET'S NOT DILLY-DALLY. 1179 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,335 Ivy: I'LL DRIVE. 1180 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,540 * HEY * 1181 00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:07,683 * OH, YEAH, BABY * 1182 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:13,476 * LIKE A FOOL, I WENT AND STAYED TOO LONG * 1183 00:49:13,484 --> 00:49:16,554 * NOW I'M WONDERING IF YOUR LOVE'S STILL STRONG * 1184 00:49:16,554 --> 00:49:18,694 * OOH, BABY * 1185 00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,089 * HERE I AM * 1186 00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:23,831 * SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M YOURS * 1187 00:49:23,828 --> 00:49:25,258 * MMM * 1188 00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:31,241 * THEN THAT TIME I WENT AND SAID GOOD-BYE * 1189 00:49:31,236 --> 00:49:34,236 * NOW I'M BACK AND NOT ASHAMED TO CRY * 1190 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,139 * OOH, BABY * 1191 00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:37,441 * HERE I AM * 1192 00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:40,982 * SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M YOURS * 1193 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,948 * YEAH * 1194 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:45,077 * HERE I AM, BABY * 1195 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,383 * WHOA * 1196 00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:49,124 * SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M YOURS * 1197 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,720 * YEAH * 1198 00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:54,562 * HERE I AM, BABY * 1199 00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:58,499 * SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M YOURS * 1200 00:49:58,496 --> 00:49:59,656 * HEY * 1201 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:02,104 * I'VE DONE A LOT OF FOOLISH THINGS * 1202 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:04,640 * THAT I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN * 1203 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,135 * HEY * 1204 00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:08,237 * YEAH, YEAH, DIDN'T I? * 1205 00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,379 * OH, BABY * 1206 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:14,545 * SEEN A LOT OF THINGS IN THIS OLD WORLD * 1207 00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:18,645 * WHEN I TOUCHED THEM, THEY DID NOTHING, GIRL * 1208 00:50:18,649 --> 00:50:20,019 * OOH, BABY * 1209 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,317 * HERE I AM * 1210 00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:24,819 * SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M YOURS * 1211 00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:28,092 * OH, I'M YOURS * 1212 00:50:28,093 --> 00:50:31,833 * OOH, BABE, YOU SET MY SOUL ON FIRE * 1213 00:50:31,829 --> 00:50:35,869 * THAT'S WHY I KNOW YOU'RE MY ONLY DESIRE * 1214 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:37,696 * OOH, BABY * 1215 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:38,802 * HERE I AM * 1216 00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:42,513 * SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M YOURS * 1217 00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:44,037 * HEY * 1218 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,911 * HERE I AM, BABY * 1219 00:50:46,911 --> 00:50:48,311 * WHOA * 1220 00:50:48,313 --> 00:50:51,623 * YOU'VE GOT THE FUTURE IN YOUR HAND, BABY * 1221 00:50:51,616 --> 00:50:52,416 * YEAH * 1222 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:55,417 * HERE I AM, BABY * 1223 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,420 * SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M YOURS * 1224 00:50:57,422 --> 00:50:59,862 * YOU GOT THE FUTURE IN YOUR HAND, BABY * 1225 00:50:59,857 --> 00:51:01,557 * YEAH * 1226 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:03,529 * I'VE DONE A LOT OF FOOLISH THINGS * 1227 00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:06,328 * THAT I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN... * 1228 00:51:06,331 --> 00:51:08,701 Ivy: * AND THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT * 1229 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:11,299 * THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT * 1230 00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:13,072 * TRA LA LA LA... * 1231 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:23,051 NO... 1232 00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:24,047 IT'S OK. 1233 00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:25,048 OHH... 1234 00:51:25,049 --> 00:51:27,189 ARE YOU OK? 1235 00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:30,455 I LOVE YOU, KIM. 1236 00:51:30,455 --> 00:51:31,955 [CLUNK] 1237 00:51:31,956 --> 00:51:34,226 HEY, WHAT THE SHIT? 1238 00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:35,655 I'M SORRY. WERE YOU SLEEPING? 1239 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:39,660 DID THE CLOSED EYES AND PEACEFUL DEMEANOR TIP YOU OFF? 1240 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:43,404 HUH. WHERE ARE WE? 1241 00:51:43,401 --> 00:51:46,901 YOU'RE ALLOWED ONE COMMENT. MAKE IT COUNT. 1242 00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:48,314 YOU GOT OFF THE MAIN ROAD. 1243 00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:49,466 THIS LOOKED LIKE A SHORTCUT. 1244 00:51:49,474 --> 00:51:51,714 JESUS, IVY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 1245 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:53,909 STAY ON 70! IT'LL TAKE US RIGHT INTO ST. LOUIS! 1246 00:51:53,911 --> 00:51:54,981 DID I SAY THAT? 1247 00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:56,479 DID I FORGET TO WRITE THAT DOWN? 1248 00:51:56,481 --> 00:51:58,281 GIVE ME THE MAP. I'LL GET US BACK ON TRACK. 1249 00:51:58,283 --> 00:52:00,923 FINE. YOU FIGURE IT OUT, GENIUS. 1250 00:52:00,918 --> 00:52:04,218 WHY ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS GETTING OFF THE MAIN ROAD? 1251 00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:06,622 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE EXPLORATION. 1252 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:09,694 MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO TRY IT SOMETIME. 1253 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,572 OH, NOW I GET IT. 1254 00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:18,297 GET WHAT? 1255 00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:21,973 TAKING THIS SCENIC TOUR, "TRY A LITTLE EXPLORATION." 1256 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,442 WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT NOW? 1257 00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,281 YOU WANT ME TO MISS THAT PACKAGE. 1258 00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:26,836 EXCUSE ME? 1259 00:52:26,844 --> 00:52:30,254 I'M FLATTERED, IVY. REALLY. I REALLY AM. 1260 00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:32,878 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1261 00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:36,023 TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO SEE ME AND KIM BREAK UP. 1262 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,420 WYATT TRIPS, YOU ARE SO DELUDED 1263 00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:40,263 IT'S NOT EVEN FEASIBLE. 1264 00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:43,558 OH HO, I DON'T THINK SO. 1265 00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:46,801 WELL, I KNOW SO, AND YOU BETTER SAY YOU'RE WRONG 1266 00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:48,467 BEFORE I HAVE TO THROW YOU OUT OF THE CAR. 1267 00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:51,196 OH, SEE, I DON'T THINK YOU WILL. 1268 00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:52,772 OH, YEAH? WHY NOT? 1269 00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:54,910 BECAUSE YOU'RE SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH ME. 1270 00:52:54,905 --> 00:52:58,005 YOU'RE SO USED TO GETTING SCREWED BY GUYS YOUR OWN AGE 1271 00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:01,708 THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO HIDE BEHIND SOME OLD MAN PROFESSOR. 1272 00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:06,722 THEN I COME ALONG, AND YOU DEVELOP THIS MAJOR CRUSH. 1273 00:53:06,717 --> 00:53:10,317 IT'S OK, IVY. I'M JUST SAYING IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 1274 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:13,491 I LOVE KIM AND... 1275 00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:14,931 OH! 1276 00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:15,925 SHIT! 1277 00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,496 [TIRES SQUEALING] 1278 00:53:17,495 --> 00:53:18,325 AAH! 1279 00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:20,299 AAH! AAH! 1280 00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,567 AAH... 1281 00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:31,684 [COUGHING] 1282 00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:38,575 OH, YOU--YOU'RE CRAZY! 1283 00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:42,616 WHOA! 1284 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:44,220 TRIPS! 1285 00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:50,628 OH, MY GOD. 1286 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,199 PULL ME IN! PULL ME IN! 1287 00:53:54,198 --> 00:53:55,198 DON'T LOOK DOWN. 1288 00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:58,339 I WON'T! PULL ME IN! 1289 00:53:59,970 --> 00:54:02,840 OH, IVY! 1290 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,910 PULL ME IN! PULL ME IN! 1291 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,449 NOT SO FAST. WHAT ABOUT THIS CRUSH THEORY OF YOURS? 1292 00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:08,505 WHAT ABOUT IT? 1293 00:54:08,513 --> 00:54:10,113 WHAT? IT'S BULLSHIT. 1294 00:54:10,114 --> 00:54:12,124 IT'S MALARKEY, YOUR CRUSH THEORY. 1295 00:54:12,116 --> 00:54:13,316 YOU GOT IT BACKWARDS, RIGHT? 1296 00:54:13,318 --> 00:54:16,088 OF COURSE IT'S MALARKEY. PULL ME IN. 1297 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,986 SAY IT. 1298 00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:19,188 IVY! 1299 00:54:19,189 --> 00:54:21,389 SAY IT. "IT'S NOT YOU THAT LOVES ME, 1300 00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:22,832 IT'S I THAT LOVES YOU, IVY MILLER." 1301 00:54:22,827 --> 00:54:24,697 I'M SLIPPING. 1302 00:54:26,431 --> 00:54:27,571 I'M SLIPPING! 1303 00:54:27,565 --> 00:54:29,465 ALL THE MORE REASON TO SAY IT FAST. 1304 00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:31,367 IT'S NOT YOU THAT LOVES ME, 1305 00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:32,769 IT'S I THAT LOVES YOU, IVY MILLER. 1306 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:35,170 MMM, A LITTLE BIT SLOWER, PLEASE. 1307 00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:37,712 UNH! I LOVE YOU-- 1308 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,208 AAH! 1309 00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:41,609 [THUD] 1310 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,852 WHY, TRIPS, I HAD NO IDEA. 1311 00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:47,517 OW! 1312 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:03,732 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A BRUSH WITH DEATH 1313 00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:06,374 TO BRING OUT A LITTLE HONESTY IN A MAN. 1314 00:55:08,773 --> 00:55:12,383 HONEY, ARE YOU COMING TO BED NOW? 1315 00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:15,748 UNH! 1316 00:55:19,484 --> 00:55:22,354 YOU'RE--YOU'RE-- 1317 00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:23,723 ADORABLE? 1318 00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:24,561 AN ASSHOLE. 1319 00:55:24,555 --> 00:55:27,455 AN ADORABLE ASSHOLE? 1320 00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:31,158 A STUPID LITTLE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING STRIPPER. 1321 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,301 SCREW YOU! 1322 00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:35,567 SCREW YOU! 1323 00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:41,507 AAH! 1324 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:44,006 WYATT, HERE! 1325 00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:26,724 [WAILING] 1326 00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:37,797 * BAD VIBES, EVERYBODY * 1327 00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:44,169 * YEAH, BAD VIBES, EVERYONE * 1328 00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:51,483 * BAD VIBES, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS * 1329 00:56:52,477 --> 00:56:57,577 * YEAH, BAD VIBES, EVERYONE * 1330 00:57:00,451 --> 00:57:02,291 * I KNOW IT'S WRONG TO... * 1331 00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:03,846 Trips: I'LL HAVE, UH... 1332 00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:10,656 YOU KNOW, I'LL, UH... 1333 00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,573 I'LL HAVE... 1334 00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:18,065 I'LL HAVE SOME CELERY... 1335 00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:23,008 AND, UH, SOME TOAST. 1336 00:57:23,007 --> 00:57:24,937 AND SOME WATER. JUST SOME WATER. 1337 00:57:26,611 --> 00:57:32,651 * BAD VIBES, EVERYBODY * 1338 00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:38,520 * YEAH, BAD VIBES, EVERYONE * 1339 00:57:40,024 --> 00:57:46,464 * BAD VIBES, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS * 1340 00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:51,673 * YEAH, BAD VIBES, EVERYONE * 1341 00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:54,269 THE LADY AT THAT TABLE IS WONDERING 1342 00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:56,511 IF YOU'D CARE TO JOIN HER. 1343 00:57:56,507 --> 00:58:00,007 I CAN HAVE YOUR "MEAL" DELIVERED THERE. 1344 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:27,273 I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID BACK THERE. 1345 00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:28,271 AND YOUR CAR. 1346 00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,508 IT'S IN THE PAST. 1347 00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,210 LET'S JUST LEAVE IT THERE. 1348 00:58:38,082 --> 00:58:40,282 SO, YOU WANT TO HEAR MY NEW PLAN? 1349 00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:41,324 FOR WHAT? 1350 00:58:41,318 --> 00:58:43,348 FOR GETTING US TO THE AIRPORT. 1351 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,563 WE STILL HAVE ABOUT 3 1/2 HOURS 1352 00:58:45,556 --> 00:58:47,216 TILL OUR FLIGHTS. 1353 00:58:47,224 --> 00:58:50,094 OUR FLIGHTS? HOW? 1354 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:51,304 WHAT ABOUT MONEY? 1355 00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:53,095 I'M GOING TO CALL HARLAN 1356 00:58:53,097 --> 00:58:55,097 AND HAVE HIM PUT 2 TICKETS ON HIS CREDIT CARD. 1357 00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:57,499 ONE FOR YOU TO MEMPHIS AND ONE FOR ME BACK TO SCHOOL. 1358 00:58:57,501 --> 00:58:59,841 IS HE GOING TO BE PISSED? 1359 00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:02,137 US TRAIPSING ALL OVER THE WORLD LIKE THIS? 1360 00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:04,579 IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP. 1361 00:59:04,575 --> 00:59:07,875 YEAH, HE'S PROBABLY MATURE. 1362 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,108 READS BOOKS AND SEES FOREIGN FILMS. 1363 00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:13,584 STUFF US UNDERGRADS HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN. 1364 00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:16,654 I KNOW, TRIPS. YOU'RE THE EXCEPTION. 1365 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,629 NO, REALLY, YOU'RE A GOOD GUY. 1366 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:23,125 COMPLETELY FAITHFUL. 1367 00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:25,797 NOT SOME MAD LITTLE DOG IN HEAT. 1368 00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:30,226 I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT. WHY ARE YOU HELPING ME 1369 00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:32,844 DRIVE HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO SEE SOME GIRL 1370 00:59:32,837 --> 00:59:34,807 WHO REPRESENTS EVERYTHING YOU HATE? 1371 00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:41,278 WELL... 1372 00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:43,308 I GUESS... 1373 00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:46,083 YOU KNOW, I REALLY HAVEN'T KNOWN YOU THAT LONG, 1374 00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,623 BUT I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE-- 1375 00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:53,219 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SAVING MY MARRIAGE. 1376 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:02,765 YEAH, I, UM... 1377 01:00:02,767 --> 01:00:06,737 WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY WAS... 1378 01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:08,467 MAYBE BACK THERE IN THE CAR YOU WERE RIGHT. 1379 01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:14,712 MAYBE I DO HIDE BEHIND HARLAN BECAUSE IT'S SAFE... 1380 01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:16,082 AND I'M AFRAID. 1381 01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:20,752 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1382 01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:22,851 YOU'RE DOING THE EXACT SAME THING. 1383 01:00:29,794 --> 01:00:31,864 JUST GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 1384 01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:39,398 NICE. 1385 01:00:46,911 --> 01:00:48,281 SO, HAVE YOU EATEN YOUR FILL? 1386 01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:51,418 YEAH, I'VE HAD PLENTY. THANKS FOR SPRINGING FOR IT. 1387 01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:53,145 WAITER! 1388 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,120 MA'AM? 1389 01:00:54,118 --> 01:00:58,418 HI. SEE THAT MAN THERE IN THE BLUE HAT? 1390 01:00:58,422 --> 01:01:00,292 [SOUTHERN ACCENT] HE USED TO BE OUR TRIG TEACHER, 1391 01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:02,890 AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, AND WE WANTED TO SURPRISE HIM, 1392 01:01:02,893 --> 01:01:07,163 SO IF YOU COULD BRING HIM A LITTLE CAKE WITH A CANDLE 1393 01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:08,634 SO WE COULD SING HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY? 1394 01:01:08,632 --> 01:01:10,132 WE'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 1395 01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:12,804 WHAT IF I ROUND UP THE STAFF, AND WE HELP YOU SING? 1396 01:01:12,803 --> 01:01:15,113 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 1397 01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:16,265 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT, HON? 1398 01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:19,383 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1399 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:20,906 I'M ON IT. 1400 01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:26,047 ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO THE LADIES' ROOM. 1401 01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:27,790 WHEN THEY START SINGING, YOU GET UP AND DO THE SAME. 1402 01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:30,215 CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW, AND I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU. 1403 01:01:30,220 --> 01:01:31,820 GET READY TO RUN. 1404 01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:36,332 [FIDDLE PLAYS] 1405 01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:39,556 Staff: * ON TONIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS * 1406 01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:43,173 * THERE'S A SPECIAL MAN HERE * 1407 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:50,637 * AND WE'D ALL LIKE TO SING HIM A SONG * 1408 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,380 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY * 1409 01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,336 * HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, FRIEND * 1410 01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:57,014 [FAINT SINGING] 1411 01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:02,924 DINING AND DITCHING? THAT'S YOUR GREAT PLAN? 1412 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,760 OH, CALM DOWN. WE GOT TO EAT, DIDN'T WE? 1413 01:02:05,756 --> 01:02:07,616 AND WE'RE GETTING AWAY SCOT-FREE. 1414 01:02:07,624 --> 01:02:08,634 [SIREN] 1415 01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:11,925 YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. 1416 01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:14,729 PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM. 1417 01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:22,437 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? 1418 01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:24,009 AN INCUBUS. 1419 01:02:24,008 --> 01:02:25,838 A HELL-SPAWNED INCUBUS. 1420 01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:27,853 ONLY A MAN CAN BE AN INCUBUS. 1421 01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:29,745 IF I'M ANYTHING, I'M A SUCCUBUS. 1422 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,316 YEAH, YOU GOT THE "SUCK" PART RIGHT. 1423 01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:34,116 [SNIFFS] 1424 01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:38,558 I PROMISE YOU, THIS INK'LL COME RIGHT OFF. 1425 01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:39,955 IT'S NOT THAT. 1426 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:42,557 I JUST KIND OF FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE. 1427 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:44,589 AH. 1428 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:46,834 HAVE YOU TOLD HIM? 1429 01:02:46,831 --> 01:02:48,971 HE'S CONVINCED I'M AN ASSHOLE. 1430 01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:51,836 [CHUCKLES] NOT THAT. 1431 01:02:51,836 --> 01:02:54,966 HAVE YOU TOLD HIM THAT YOU LOVE HIM? 1432 01:02:54,972 --> 01:02:56,072 ME LOVE THAT GUY? 1433 01:02:56,073 --> 01:02:58,683 I'M JUST DRIVING HIM TO MEMPHIS 1434 01:02:58,675 --> 01:03:00,435 SO HE CAN SEE HIS DUMB GIRLFRIEND. 1435 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:01,554 AH. 1436 01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:04,775 SO...YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM. 1437 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,351 [IVY SNIFFS] 1438 01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:08,991 HE'S IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. 1439 01:03:08,986 --> 01:03:10,856 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 1440 01:03:10,855 --> 01:03:13,055 YOU SEE WHEN HE LOOKS AT YOU? 1441 01:03:13,057 --> 01:03:15,387 HIS LIP, IT QUIVERS. 1442 01:03:16,593 --> 01:03:17,593 IT DOES NOT. 1443 01:03:17,594 --> 01:03:18,664 IT DOES, TOO. 1444 01:03:18,662 --> 01:03:21,302 I SAW IT. 1445 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,873 JUST LIKE THAT. QUIVERING LIP. 1446 01:03:27,204 --> 01:03:28,014 SO WHAT? 1447 01:03:28,005 --> 01:03:30,065 SO WHAT? BEHAVIORAL PATTERNS. 1448 01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:31,814 TRUST ME. I KNOW. 1449 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:34,208 I AM A PROFESSIONAL. 1450 01:03:57,734 --> 01:04:01,874 TRIPS, MILLER... 1451 01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:03,342 YOU JUST MADE BAIL. 1452 01:04:12,983 --> 01:04:15,193 SO I GUESS THAT GIRL MUST LOVE YOU A LOT 1453 01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,615 TO BAIL YOU AND ANOTHER WOMAN OUT OF JAIL. 1454 01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:18,721 HOW'D YOU EXPLAIN IT TO HER? 1455 01:04:18,722 --> 01:04:21,162 I DIDN'T CALL KIMBERLY. 1456 01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:24,128 THEN WHO BAILED US OUT? 1457 01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:26,498 MY ROOMMATE RADITCH SAYS HI. 1458 01:04:29,967 --> 01:04:32,967 HE HAD SOME ROOM LEFT ON HIS CREDIT CARD. 1459 01:04:41,045 --> 01:04:44,775 YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 24 HOURS, IT'S QUIET? 1460 01:04:44,781 --> 01:04:46,381 NO HANGING OFF OF MOVING TRUCKS, 1461 01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:50,353 NO BICKERING, NO HOSTAGE SITUATIONS. 1462 01:04:50,354 --> 01:04:53,394 I MUST SAY, I'M GLAD WE GOT ARRESTED. 1463 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,390 THE IDEA THAT WE COULD HAVE STOPPED THAT PACKAGE 1464 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,162 BEFORE IT REACHED ITS DESTINATION WAS JUST-- 1465 01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:58,761 WITHIN OUR GRASP. 1466 01:04:58,762 --> 01:05:01,132 NOT REALLY. EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME. 1467 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,970 OH, MY GOD. 1468 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:09,207 YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS? 1469 01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,406 WELL, I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS. 1470 01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:15,008 I THINK THE WORLD DOESN'T KNOW JELL-O FROM JOHNNY CAKES. 1471 01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:18,252 YOU KNOW, SHERMAN-- WILLIAM TECUMSEH SHERMAN-- 1472 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:21,588 HE SAID, "WAR IS HELL." 1473 01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,145 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1474 01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:24,493 HE IS ONE DEDICATED PROFESSIONAL. 1475 01:05:24,488 --> 01:05:26,988 IT STARTED OUT FINE. IT STARTED OUT GOOD. 1476 01:05:26,991 --> 01:05:28,831 SUNNY, READY TO GO, SMILING, FIRST DAY. 1477 01:05:28,825 --> 01:05:33,055 NOW I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN PULLED THROUGH A KNOTHOLE. 1478 01:05:37,001 --> 01:05:39,401 WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT SOME KIND OF DISTRACTION. 1479 01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:41,043 LIKE WHAT? 1480 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:50,106 WELL...OH, THANK YOU. 1481 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:52,845 MISS? 1482 01:05:52,849 --> 01:05:55,219 THIS IS COLD. 1483 01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:58,019 THERE'S STEAM RISING OFF THE PLATE. 1484 01:05:58,022 --> 01:06:01,632 IT'S COLD STEAM. 1485 01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:14,372 [SUCKING NOISES] 1486 01:06:16,873 --> 01:06:18,313 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 1487 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:21,548 IF HE CAN'T DRIVE THE VAN, PACKAGES DON'T GO ANYWHERE. 1488 01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:23,445 ALL HE HAS TO DO IS RADIO TO ANOTHER VAN 1489 01:06:23,447 --> 01:06:26,877 TO PICK UP HIS STUFF, OR SIMPLER, GET MORE GAS. 1490 01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:28,523 BUT THAT'LL BUY US TIME. 1491 01:06:28,518 --> 01:06:30,848 HURRY UP. 1492 01:06:30,854 --> 01:06:32,524 [BUBBLING] 1493 01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:33,662 [COUGHING] 1494 01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:35,687 EWW. 1495 01:06:38,528 --> 01:06:40,628 UGH! 1496 01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:42,670 [GAGGING AND COUGHING] 1497 01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:48,066 KNOCK KNOCK! 1498 01:06:48,072 --> 01:06:52,282 EXCUSE ME, IF YOU THINK I AM EATING COLD EGGS, 1499 01:06:52,276 --> 01:06:54,306 YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN. 1500 01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:57,305 YO NO COMPRENDO. 1501 01:06:57,314 --> 01:07:00,184 OH, YO NO COMPRENDO. 1502 01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:02,854 WELL, COMPRENDO THIS. 1503 01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,452 HOT EGGS! 1504 01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:08,129 GET IN THERE AND TRY AGAIN! 1505 01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,525 AND ONE MORE THING-- 1506 01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:11,626 THIS MAY BE YOUR PERSONAL MEANS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION, 1507 01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:13,698 BUT IT WON'T BE MINE. 1508 01:07:15,799 --> 01:07:16,999 CABRÃ³N. 1509 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,640 WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER? 1510 01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:24,109 THIS IS GONNA TAKE ALL DAY. 1511 01:07:24,108 --> 01:07:25,538 OH... 1512 01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:28,512 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING, BUT I DIDN'T LIKE IT. 1513 01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:30,182 OH, JEEZ. 1514 01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:33,546 UH, TRIPS? 1515 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:34,920 WHAT? HE'S COMING? 1516 01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:36,388 SOMETHING'S COMING. A COP? 1517 01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:38,456 YOU COULD SAY THE HEAT, YEAH. 1518 01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:40,819 OH, GOD! 1519 01:07:40,824 --> 01:07:42,534 OH! 1520 01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:44,626 OH! UNH! 1521 01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:56,870 OH, HUBERT H. HUMPHREY! OH! 1522 01:07:56,873 --> 01:07:59,083 [COUGHING] 1523 01:08:01,811 --> 01:08:03,381 ARE YOU OK? 1524 01:08:05,615 --> 01:08:07,715 AT LEAST HE CAN'T DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE. 1525 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:11,817 THEY'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. NOPE. 1526 01:08:18,695 --> 01:08:23,695 AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, YOU WILL NOT STOP THIS PACKAGE! 1527 01:08:26,069 --> 01:08:28,939 NOT ON MY WATCH! 1528 01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,368 NO! 1529 01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:34,843 NO! NO! 1530 01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:38,184 NO! NO! NO! 1531 01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:45,663 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1532 01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:54,932 DA--DA--DANG! 1533 01:08:54,931 --> 01:08:56,131 WE TRIED, OK? 1534 01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,532 I'M GONNA GET THAT SON OF A BITCH 1535 01:08:57,534 --> 01:08:59,404 IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! 1536 01:08:59,403 --> 01:09:02,313 OH, GOD! LOOK AT HIM! 1537 01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:05,811 [BURPS] 1538 01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:09,649 LOOKIT, HE'S DRUNK. YEAH, YOU LITTLE DRUNKO. 1539 01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:13,048 NO! COME ON! 1540 01:09:13,049 --> 01:09:14,049 WHAT? NO! 1541 01:09:14,050 --> 01:09:15,050 COME ON! 1542 01:09:15,051 --> 01:09:16,391 I'M NOT STEALING A CAR. 1543 01:09:16,386 --> 01:09:18,816 WE'RE DOING THE GUY A FAVOR. LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 1544 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:22,032 WE'RE CIVIC HEROES. KEEPING A DRUNK OFF THE STREETS. 1545 01:09:22,025 --> 01:09:23,555 GET IN THE DAMN TRUCK. 1546 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:39,040 HEY! HEY, THAT'S MY TRUCK! 1547 01:09:39,042 --> 01:09:41,382 HEY, YOU DIRTY SON OF A... 1548 01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:44,452 Trips: IT'S GONNA TAKE A FEW HOURS 1549 01:09:44,448 --> 01:09:46,648 BEFORE THEY FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE. 1550 01:09:46,650 --> 01:09:48,690 AND EVEN IF THEY MOVE THE PACKAGE TO ANOTHER TRUCK, 1551 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:51,355 WE STILL GOT A FEW HOURS JUMP ON THEM, 1552 01:09:51,355 --> 01:09:53,415 AND I CAN BE WAITING AT THE DOOR WHEN THEY SHOW UP. 1553 01:09:53,423 --> 01:09:57,193 YOU KNOW, WOMEN GO CRAZY FOR THAT KIND OF OBSESSIVE RAGE. 1554 01:09:57,193 --> 01:10:00,463 YOU SHOW UP AT KIMBERLY'S DOOR SEETHING LIKE THAT... 1555 01:10:00,464 --> 01:10:03,634 WITH YOUR JAMES DEAN SEXUAL HEAT... 1556 01:10:03,633 --> 01:10:07,643 I GUARANTEE SHE'LL GIVE IT UP TO YOU RIGHT THERE 1557 01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:09,407 ON THE SPOT. 1558 01:10:09,406 --> 01:10:12,506 I'M HAVING A HARD TIME STAYING ON MY SIDE OF THE TRUCK. 1559 01:10:18,515 --> 01:10:21,915 YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT WOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH. 1560 01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:26,488 CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND STOP UP AHEAD AND DROP ME OFF? 1561 01:10:26,490 --> 01:10:28,390 I'M GONNA CATCH A RIDE BACK TO MINNESOTA. 1562 01:10:28,392 --> 01:10:31,662 COME ON. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO SEE MEMPHIS? 1563 01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:32,461 NOT WITH YOU. 1564 01:10:32,462 --> 01:10:33,962 WHY NOT WITH ME? 1565 01:10:35,532 --> 01:10:38,842 YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, TRIPS. 1566 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,865 YOU JUST DON'T GET IT AT ALL. 1567 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,458 SO WE MADE IT. 1568 01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:05,930 YEAH, WE MADE IT. 1569 01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:14,797 SOMEHOW I IMAGINED IT TO BE A LITTLE MORE DRAMATIC. 1570 01:11:21,645 --> 01:11:22,905 HA HA! 1571 01:11:26,383 --> 01:11:27,753 WE WON! 1572 01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:32,857 WE WON! 1573 01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:33,886 WE BEAT IT! 1574 01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:36,360 WE BEAT THE ODDS, BABY! 1575 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:37,630 HA HA HA! 1576 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:42,327 WE BEAT THE PACKAGE! WE BEAT THAT PSYCHOTIC! 1577 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:44,102 THANK YOU, SIR! 1578 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:45,300 YO! 1579 01:11:46,703 --> 01:11:48,473 Ivy: THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. 1580 01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:51,042 THAT'S REALLY GREAT, TRIPS, BUT I GOTTA GO. 1581 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,410 OK? 1582 01:11:52,409 --> 01:11:56,509 NO! YOU GOTTA COME UP AND JOIN ME IN THE TRIUMPH! 1583 01:11:58,582 --> 01:12:00,322 WHY DON'T YOU CALL A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION 1584 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,886 TO THE STOLEN VEHICLE BY DANCING ON IT? 1585 01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:06,517 I KNOW. I'M BEING STUPID, 1586 01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:10,633 BUT, OH, WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH SCRAPE AFTER SCRAPE, 1587 01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:12,957 AND YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME. 1588 01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:15,302 THANK YOU. 1589 01:12:15,298 --> 01:12:16,898 SOME OF THEM HAVE BEEN HUMILIATING, 1590 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:19,470 SOME HAVE BEEN LIFE-ENDANGERING, 1591 01:12:19,469 --> 01:12:22,209 AND I HAD AN AMAZING TIME. 1592 01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:25,205 GOOD. 1593 01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:28,608 I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, TRIPS, 1594 01:12:28,612 --> 01:12:30,212 BUT I'M GONNA GO NOW, OK? 1595 01:12:30,213 --> 01:12:32,953 WAIT, IVY, DON'T BE LIKE THAT. 1596 01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:34,949 LIKE WHAT? 1597 01:12:34,951 --> 01:12:36,991 LIKE THAT. 1598 01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:41,631 LOOK, I'M SORRY IT HAS TO END LIKE THIS. 1599 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:46,725 I AM. I MEAN, THIS THING WE... 1600 01:12:46,730 --> 01:12:51,030 WE'RE HERE. WE'VE ACHIEVED-- 1601 01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:54,104 I MADE KIM A PROMISE, AND I HAVE TO STAND BY THAT. 1602 01:12:54,103 --> 01:12:57,613 I GAVE HER MY WORD, AND YOU SAID YOURSELF 1603 01:12:57,607 --> 01:12:58,707 I'M A GOOD GUY. 1604 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,308 I'D DO ALMOST ANYTHING 1605 01:13:00,309 --> 01:13:03,149 TO STOP SOMEBODY FROM BEING HURT... 1606 01:13:03,146 --> 01:13:05,006 I KNOW, TRIPS. 1607 01:13:12,255 --> 01:13:13,485 TRIPS, LOOK. 1608 01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:27,172 UH... 1609 01:13:28,772 --> 01:13:29,772 GO. 1610 01:13:34,377 --> 01:13:35,607 OH, NO! 1611 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,012 OH, GOD! 1612 01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:39,384 UH... 1613 01:13:39,382 --> 01:13:40,922 GO. 1614 01:14:00,904 --> 01:14:02,814 [GIGGLES] 1615 01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:04,036 OH! 1616 01:14:11,347 --> 01:14:12,947 THANKS. 1617 01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:17,753 HEY... 1618 01:14:17,754 --> 01:14:19,964 NOTHING FOR YOU YET? 1619 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:23,156 NO, AND IF HE DOESN'T COME THROUGH, 1620 01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:25,429 HE'S CUT OFF FOR LIFE. 1621 01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:26,428 GOOD LUCK. 1622 01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:27,659 THANKS. 1623 01:14:29,365 --> 01:14:30,825 HI. 1624 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:35,538 [SIGHS] 1625 01:14:45,348 --> 01:14:46,948 COME ON! COME ON! 1626 01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:47,950 [DING] 1627 01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:53,221 NO! 1628 01:15:55,518 --> 01:15:57,948 NO! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 1629 01:15:57,954 --> 01:15:59,564 NO! NO! 1630 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,355 NO! NO! NO! 1631 01:16:01,357 --> 01:16:03,087 YOU'RE NOT HIM. 1632 01:16:08,665 --> 01:16:10,465 [WHIMPERS] 1633 01:16:10,466 --> 01:16:12,696 OH, GOD, I'M SORRY. 1634 01:16:12,702 --> 01:16:15,042 UH--UH--HERE. 1635 01:16:15,038 --> 01:16:17,508 I'M SORRY. THESE--ARE MINE! 1636 01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:19,276 "YOURS ETERNALLY, WYATT." 1637 01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:21,135 I SENT THESE! 1638 01:16:21,144 --> 01:16:23,184 OH, GOD, YOU'VE GOT TO DELIVER THEM! GET UP! 1639 01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:27,319 HERE! GO, MAN, GO! RUN LIKE THE WIND! 1640 01:16:27,316 --> 01:16:29,546 WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE! 1641 01:16:29,552 --> 01:16:31,892 DELIVER MY ROSES! 1642 01:16:36,492 --> 01:16:38,162 AAH! 1643 01:16:46,169 --> 01:16:47,199 NO! 1644 01:16:48,972 --> 01:16:51,112 YOU AGAIN! 1645 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:54,078 AH... 1646 01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:57,277 HA HA HA HA! 1647 01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:01,150 OH, HI. PACKAGE FOR MISS KIMBERLY JASNEY. 1648 01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:02,920 THAT'S ME. 1649 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,194 AHH... 1650 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:23,467 Girl: DO IT! 1651 01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:25,372 Boy: SWING OVER! 1652 01:17:25,374 --> 01:17:27,384 [BEEPING] 1653 01:17:31,815 --> 01:17:33,815 PLEASE, GOD, I SWEAR I'LL NEVER SEND ANYTHING 1654 01:17:33,817 --> 01:17:36,187 OVERNIGHT DELIVERY AGAIN. 1655 01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:40,922 [SCREAMING] 1656 01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:13,020 THAT'LL BE 26.75. 1657 01:18:15,324 --> 01:18:16,734 AAH! 1658 01:18:16,726 --> 01:18:18,326 UNH! OH! 1659 01:18:18,327 --> 01:18:19,327 TRIPS?! 1660 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:21,698 [GROANING] 1661 01:18:25,634 --> 01:18:26,844 HEY, BABE. 1662 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:32,910 Kim: NO! 1663 01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:48,925 I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. 1664 01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:54,662 WHO WAS THAT? 1665 01:18:54,663 --> 01:18:56,303 AND WHY DID HE TRY TO STRANGLE YOU 1666 01:18:56,299 --> 01:18:58,329 AFTER YOU CAME CRASHING THROUGH MY WINDOW? 1667 01:18:58,334 --> 01:19:01,844 WAIT. WHY DID YOU COME CRASHING THROUGH MY-- 1668 01:19:10,379 --> 01:19:13,349 OH, MY GOD, TRIPS. 1669 01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:15,319 YOU NEVER KISSED ME LIKE THAT BEFORE. 1670 01:19:15,318 --> 01:19:17,388 YOU STOLE MY BREATH. 1671 01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:18,386 IT'S AMAZING. 1672 01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:19,787 IT'S AROUSING. 1673 01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:22,259 OVER. IT'S-- 1674 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,888 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 1675 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:27,404 KIM, I LOVE YOU. 1676 01:19:27,396 --> 01:19:29,196 I ALWAYS HAVE. 1677 01:19:29,198 --> 01:19:33,038 I ALWAYS WILL ON SOME LEVEL, BUT... 1678 01:19:33,036 --> 01:19:35,806 I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE. 1679 01:19:35,805 --> 01:19:38,035 [LAUGHS] 1680 01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:39,981 YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME? 1681 01:19:39,976 --> 01:19:41,376 I DIDN'T MEAN THIS. 1682 01:19:41,377 --> 01:19:43,807 THIS IS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING. 1683 01:19:43,813 --> 01:19:46,183 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1684 01:19:48,384 --> 01:19:50,354 I THINK I FELL IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. 1685 01:19:50,353 --> 01:19:55,093 YOU...YOU ARE AN INSANE ASSHOLE. 1686 01:19:55,091 --> 01:19:57,791 OK, YOU COME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE, 1687 01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,363 YOU CRASH THROUGH MY WINDOW, 1688 01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:02,602 AND YOU PICK A FIGHT WITH SOME POOR DELIVERY MAN 1689 01:20:02,598 --> 01:20:04,928 JUST TO BREAK UP WITH ME? 1690 01:20:04,934 --> 01:20:06,344 HOW DARE YOU! 1691 01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:07,795 I'M SORRY. 1692 01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:15,410 UNH! 1693 01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:20,316 HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME. 1694 01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:23,416 LET ME GUESS... THE RICKER. 1695 01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:25,749 YEAH? SO? 1696 01:20:25,754 --> 01:20:26,864 THANK YOU. 1697 01:20:26,856 --> 01:20:29,186 YOU CHANGED MY LIFE. 1698 01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:35,156 WHAT?! KIM? 1699 01:20:44,107 --> 01:20:46,107 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WAS WRONG TO INTERFERE 1700 01:20:46,109 --> 01:20:48,979 WITH THE DUTIES OF A GLOBAL EXPRESS OFFICER. 1701 01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:05,261 WITH TIME TO SPARE! 1702 01:21:05,261 --> 01:21:07,631 OH HO HO HO! 1703 01:21:07,630 --> 01:21:11,170 OH, LIFE IS GOOD! HA! 1704 01:21:36,792 --> 01:21:38,432 EXCUSE ME? 1705 01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:42,899 UM... 1706 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:45,368 I'M TAKING THIS LITTLE TRIP, 1707 01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:48,868 AND I WAS WONDERING MAYBE YOU WANTED TO GO WITH ME. 1708 01:21:48,871 --> 01:21:51,911 I'M GOING TO MINNESOTA. 1709 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:54,077 SEE... 1710 01:21:54,077 --> 01:21:58,007 THERE'S THIS GIRL THERE AND, UH... 1711 01:21:58,014 --> 01:22:01,484 I REALLY... 1712 01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:02,594 REALLY LIKE HER. 1713 01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:06,320 OH... 1714 01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:11,391 IVY MILLER, WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE? 1715 01:22:40,023 --> 01:22:41,893 YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY-- 1716 01:22:41,890 --> 01:22:43,730 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 1717 01:22:43,726 --> 01:22:45,626 WHAT? 1718 01:22:45,628 --> 01:22:46,628 NO. 1719 01:22:46,629 --> 01:22:47,629 NO? 1720 01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:48,830 NO. UH-UH. 1721 01:22:48,831 --> 01:22:51,031 OH, NO.... 1722 01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:55,174 I WAS ACTUALLY KILLING TIME. 1723 01:22:55,171 --> 01:22:56,811 KILLING TIME? 1724 01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:59,135 I WAS KILLING TIME TILL I MET YOU. 1725 01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:04,677 WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D FALL FOR A LINE LIKE THAT. 1726 01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,720 I KNOW. FORGIVE ME. 1727 01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:08,245 SO HOW DO WE GET BACK? 1728 01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:10,551 WHAT DO YOU MEAN GET BACK? WE'RE NOT GETTING BACK. 1729 01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:11,423 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1730 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,020 WE'RE GONNA GO TO NEW ORLEANS. 1731 01:23:13,022 --> 01:23:14,262 NEW ORLEANS? 1732 01:23:14,257 --> 01:23:16,427 YEAH. I WAS THINKING ACTUALLY EUROPE NEXT. 1733 01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:17,425 EUROPE? 1734 01:23:21,597 --> 01:23:25,897 Kim: CELLULITE-PACKED CACTUSES I CALL THIGHS?! 1735 01:23:25,901 --> 01:23:28,571 I AM NOT FAT! 1736 01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:30,611 WYATT! 1737 01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:33,676 * OOH * 1738 01:23:33,676 --> 01:23:37,176 * OOH, AH * 1739 01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:42,590 * NOW I TOLD YOU, SO YOU OUGHT TO KNOW * 1740 01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:46,215 * OOH * 1741 01:23:46,222 --> 01:23:51,892 * TAKES SOME TIME FOR OUR FEELINGS TO GROW * 1742 01:23:51,894 --> 01:23:55,264 * OOH * 1743 01:23:55,264 --> 01:24:00,844 * BUT YOU'RE SO CLOSE NOW, I CAN'T LET YOU GO * 1744 01:24:00,836 --> 01:24:03,306 * OOH * 1745 01:24:03,306 --> 01:24:06,576 * AND I CAN'T LET GO * 1746 01:24:07,510 --> 01:24:11,180 * WITH YOU, I'M NOT SHY * 1747 01:24:11,180 --> 01:24:13,920 * TO SHOW THE WAY I FEEL * 1748 01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:17,416 * WITH YOU, I MIGHT TRY * 1749 01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:20,860 * MY SECRETS TO REVEAL * 1750 01:24:20,856 --> 01:24:23,756 * FOR YOU ARE A MAGNET * 1751 01:24:23,759 --> 01:24:28,629 * AND I AM STEEL * 1752 01:24:32,301 --> 01:24:37,841 * I CAN'T HOPE THAT I'LL HOLD YOU FOR LONG * 1753 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:41,440 * OOH * 1754 01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:47,024 * YOU'RE A WOMAN WHO'S LOST IN HER SONG * 1755 01:24:47,015 --> 01:24:50,345 * OOH * 1756 01:24:50,353 --> 01:24:56,093 * BUT THE LOVE THAT I FEEL IS SO STRONG * 1757 01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:58,931 * OOH * 1758 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:02,597 * IT CAN'T BE WRONG * 1759 01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:06,398 * WITH YOU, I'M NOT SHY * 1760 01:25:06,402 --> 01:25:09,102 * TO SHOW THE WAY I FEEL * 1761 01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:12,814 * WITH YOU, I MIGHT TRY * 1762 01:25:12,808 --> 01:25:15,908 * MY SECRETS TO REVEAL * 1763 01:25:15,911 --> 01:25:19,221 * FOR YOU ARE A MAGNET * 1764 01:25:19,215 --> 01:25:23,845 * AND I AM STEEL * 1765 01:25:33,229 --> 01:25:36,469 * OOH * 1766 01:25:42,205 --> 01:25:45,505 * OOH * 1767 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:54,820 * OOH * 1768 01:25:58,387 --> 01:26:01,957 * WITH YOU, I'M NOT SHY * 1769 01:26:01,957 --> 01:26:04,987 * TO SHOW THE WAY I FEEL * 1770 01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:08,403 * WITH YOU, I MIGHT TRY * 1771 01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:11,597 * SECRETS TO REVEAL * 1772 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:15,000 * FOR YOU ARE A MAGNET * 1773 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:19,483 * AND I AM STEEL * 1774 01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:32,187 * OOH * 1775 01:26:38,126 --> 01:26:41,256 * OOH * 1776 01:26:47,736 --> 01:26:50,566 * OOH * 1777 01:26:54,310 --> 01:26:57,780 * WITH YOU, I'M NOT SHY * 1778 01:26:57,780 --> 01:27:00,620 * TO SHOW THE WAY I FEEL * 1779 01:27:00,616 --> 01:27:04,186 * WITH YOU, I MIGHT TRY * 1780 01:27:04,186 --> 01:27:07,186 * SECRETS TO REVEAL * 1781 01:27:07,189 --> 01:27:10,589 * FOR YOU ARE A MAGNET * 1782 01:27:10,593 --> 01:27:13,563 * AND I AM STEEL * 1783 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:16,602 * YOU ARE A MAGNET * 1784 01:27:16,599 --> 01:27:19,999 * AND I AM STEEL * 1785 01:27:20,002 --> 01:27:23,042 * YOU ARE A MAGNET * 1786 01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:26,238 * AND I AM STEEL * 1787 01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:29,311 * YOU ARE A MAGNET * 1788 01:27:29,312 --> 01:27:32,352 * AND I AM STEEL * 1789 01:27:32,348 --> 01:27:35,148 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NEW LINE HOME VIDEO 1790 01:27:35,150 --> 01:27:38,150 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1791 01:27:38,153 --> 01:27:41,623 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 109834