Original subtitles

They say happiness was a crystal ball

It was shattered when it fell from the sky

The broken pieces showered on everyone

and people began to pick them up

Some collected more

Others found less

No one could find all the pieces

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present

the prettiest and hippest dance troupe

According to February's Forrick Report

the earnings before tax is ￡23 million

The net worth is ￡1.137 billion

Kamy?

According to the fund manager, they says the growth is positive

Thank you

How's the Macau project?

Mr. Ho wants to dine with you in Macau

Hold that. Don't want others to start thinking

What?

I'm in control of my cholesterol

Your report is back from Cambridge

Your testosterone level is abnormally high

So you're aggressive, confident and astute

- Thank you - But peanuts will affect your testosterone

What are you saying?

Peanuts are no good for penis

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Cut it down

Let him torture himself.

He's single

Do you have loads of girlfriends?

My wife has drunk too much again

I won

You have to drink like that when you win?

Don't tell Milan

Or I'll dead

OK

- Uncle - What is it, Milan?

Women are still crazy about you

Why do you still put up with Auntie?

Because your Auntie is smart

She put up with my philandering first

I had my fun

now it's my pay up time

You never thought of dumping her?

I screwed around when I was young

She married me despite her 34D figure

because I promised her

I'd never divorce her...

once we got married

Why?

A man must keep his word

What a man

If other women find out

they'll chip in and get Auntie drunk

They better not

Or I'll have to donate half of my liver

You're cool, man

I'd kill for a husband like you

Your present for Mid-Autumn Festival

You're both excused from dinner with me

Thanks

All bosses are delusional

Who says I'm having dinner with you?

A friend of mine who's around 40

was found dead...

after he pissed off his boss

Such a lonely death

Is that what you want?

Don't say that on a day like this

Can't take ajoke?

This is for you

What is it? A bonus?

Not in your life

Take a look

Oh my God

A blind date for Mid-Autumn?

You must...

score tonight, OK?

- Don't be a smart ass - What?

It's already passe

You're kidding

Those women have a check list

- So do we - Right

You check them off like they're dim sum

Don't bother, he already did that for you

Human ATM

Category: Sucker

Congratulations, sucker

- Wait - What?

Is this employee benefit, Boss?

- Perhaps - What about me?

You'll get it

It's coming

Really?

- Just a minute - I'll wait for you then

But he's up to no good

Fine. Don't go tonight

- Dollar? - Dollar? It's Milan

Want me to fill in again?

Everyone has plans but you're a workaholic

Someone like me deserves triple pay

- Is that OK? - OK

- Miss Kwok - Yes

Mr. Ching...

- left something for you - OK

This way, please

Listen,

our boss Sam Ching just checked in

The jerk who bought the theatre

and plans to take out...

the whole block?

Hush. I can't save you if they hear you

So what?

Don't mess with him. He has a ghost eye

that can see right through your heart

My heart?

He's after my chest

Just watch it.

I will

What is this?

Nothing. I'm just hoping

you'll score with Joseph tonight

Score my ass

If you didn't give him a tight schedule

he would've given you a wonder bra set

Exactly

Exactly

Do all men...

only care about boobs?

Honestly, a man who appreciates you

won't care about your boobs

I had this altered twice, it should fit

Perfect

Think no more

Take Joseph to bed. Don't let Sam down

That's right

I repeat, a man who appreciates you

won't care about your boobs

Because I have no boobs

- you never treat me like a woman - Is she pissed?

I might not do that, but I take care of you

I'm not an abandoned pet. I don't need that

I have Joseph

Oops, just missed

- Take one of me - OK. Come on

I have Joseph

Splitting image

Why not?

Mr. Ma

Miss Fok

- Have some tea - Thank you

A chauffeur is nobody

Pardon my honesty

It's miserable to seek the wrong things

I'm just a chauffeur with some say

That shows...

you're no ordinary chauffeur

- Have some tea - Thanks

What's the matter?

Nothing

So?

Nothing, let's go

Sir, a VIP guest is coming

We must check all the bulbs and wires

I'm filling in for my friend

I must keep my word

Good for you

Carry on

Do a good job

- Thank you - Don't mention it

- Have a nice day - Thank you very much

Bank wins

That's not fair. You won't let me win

You placed your own bets

But this is truly a shitty hand

I'll go with the player again

Why must you ram against the wall?

I've got to see this

Please

I know he's good looking

but where's your professionalism?

Deal, lady. You took the money

Sit down

I will follow him

Miss

We're here to invest in hope

Don't mess up the pace

True, our hope is in your hands

Deal, gorgeous

Yes, deal, gorgeous

King is good

Player 6

Bank 3

That's OK, it's only a 3

- Bank draws - Only a 3

Picture...

- 7. Bank wins - Lost by that much

Damn

Bye

You're the croupier, not the bouncer

Don't be greedy, sir

Loan sharks...

Iook for people like you

who consider themselves gods of gamblers

How about I report you...

for lecturing me?

I believe a good deed is never lost

I'm actually her aunt, handsome

This is a little family gathering

You believe a good deed...

is never lost?

Trust is a high-risk investment

Really?

If I file a complaint,

you're dead

Understand?

If you do that,

- I'm dead - Why?

She's all bark and no bite

She's already moonlighting as a dancer

If she loses this job

She'll kill herself and I'll jump off the roof

That's killing 2 lookers...

in one go. It's a tragedy

If you're broke, go that way

You're sending me to the loan sharks?

To the shuttle bus that goes to the pier

You think that's funny?

I will file a complaint. What's your name?

Let me see your name. Show me

Milan Sit

Milan Sit, right?

I'll report you. Manager

- Handsome - Manager

- We'll go for a massage - I'll report you,

- damn it - Let off some steam

Repentance is salvation

Shut up

Get a massage

Have you read the employee manual?

No work outside of maintenance hours

You want a warning letter?

What?

Take the mask off. What are you, Batman?

Watch your manners

I'm sorry, little bro.

Did I hit you, little bro?

Little bro?

What's wrong with your eyes?

Who let you work here?

I'm sorry, Miss

Off you go

Did you forget your key, Miss?

You need any help?

What are you doing?

It's easy to catch a cold going barefoot

I'm a clerk from Panyu

without much formal schooling

Mom said I was lucky to get married

Who'd guess I'd get a divorce

and have a daughter

As a mother, I must think of my daughter

My only wish is for someone to accept her

Here's to you

- Hey - What's up?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why should I?

Does it matter?

What matters is you like this woman

If you don't, suit yourself

Just take me for a nosy bastard

- Hey - What?

This is so irresponsible

- I'm irresponsible? - You bet

Come... sit down

I'm telling you

That look on your face

told me I found you the right girl, right?

You're embarrassing Miss Fok

You know what that means?

Of course I know what that means

I found you a girlfriend

You're turned off by her daughter

You don't dig her, why care how she feels?

Forget it

I'm counting on you

Joseph

Tonight is a big night, I need you here

Really?

My favorite wine

Cheers

Don't be too surprised afterwards

Surprised? Why?

Because you're too rational

Even though we talk about everything

You may not know what I really want

Of course not. I know everything

I have a surprise for you too

I want to get married

Great

Baby

Baby

Baby

Baby

Hi

Baby

Baby?

This is my buddy

Buddy?

I have wanted to tell you

If you saw Baby,

you'd think I'm not serious

Because he thinks we're very much alike

Except

I'm 10 years younger than you

He's worried you'd think he's infatuated

Then he should've picked me

I know

Your strong arms will be there for me

Come

- Cheers - Cheers

Where is Milan Sit?

This is a baccarat table

not for the missing

You scared me to death

Why are you on the street? You crazy?

I...

The loan sharks are after you?

No

Today is Mid-Autumn, I...

I want to...

Borrow money?

That's like pushing you off the roof

I got no cash but I'll take you to the pier

Listen up, OK?

You don't want to? Forget it

Hop on

If I hadn't been waiting for you

I'd be your Baby and not your Buddy

No boobs, no feel

No boobs, no feel

Now I have no boobs

you're dismissed

Bye

Go help someone else

Bye

Don't forget to write

You again?

You know what time it is?

Stop Drilling. People are sleeping

Do you understand?

Am I disturbing you?

You don't understand?

I'll use Putonghua

This is...

Wrong timing is the bad thing

- Jo - You're bad

- Right - You know?

Wrong timing, he got wrong timing

He didn't

Calm down, stop yelling

I'm yelling at you

You're bad, you said I had no boobs

So what if I don't?

I didn't say that

Don't touch me

Molester

Where are you taking me?

Jo

- Answer me. Where're you taking me? - Jo

Jo

Help. Where're you taking me?

There. I'm so dizzy

So much fun

Faster

Start over while the moon is full

Eat this on the boat

so you can throw up when you get sick

This is expensive. I'll pay you back

Forget it. Only a fool would trust a gambler

- Bye - See you around

Better not

Thanks

How's my schedule for the next few days?

You're due in Hong Kong at 3

to meet the broker from New York

Let Frank deal with them

I want to stay

I'll tell him

She's not bad, but not quite...

We're buddies,

I know you can't handle this

I checked her out

Her daughter's school is hard to get into

That proves she disciplined her well

They're doing fine without you

You should worry

if you can give her a better life

You had all the girls you liked checked out?

Sorry, this is personal

I do it myself

Let me do my own checking

Sorry to bother you

You again?

I held you in my arms last night

Nonsense

Please listen to me

The manager won't let me fix the lights

My pal's wife is in labor. I filled in for him

and I screwed up

Come to me if you want compensation

I don't want my friend to lose his job

This is my name card. I'm Lin Jiu

I can't think of anything else. Take this

What is it?

Cured chicken from my hometown

Mom said soup with it is good for women

- Please accept it - I don't want it

- Thank you - Thank you

Your handbag is so chic

You can have it

No, thanks

A small white swan

is bathing in the pond

I want to "pad" it

No

Not "pad", it's "pat"

I want to pat it

That's right

Miss Fok

Mr. Ma

I thought you left

We're leaving day after tomorrow

Meet my daughter Queenie

Say hello

Uncle

- Have a seat - OK

- Hi - Hello

Eat this, Mommy made it

What is it?

This is

red bean doughnut, our hometown dish

Try it

You're a good cook

My Mother worked in a factory

I did all the chores at home

Me too, my Mom sold red bean pudding

I was her assistant

Mommy said I must share

Good girl

Mommy wants us to split this

You can eat your half

- OK - Now we both get to eat it

Go ahead, OK?

Yes. Thank you, Uncle

Check please

Wait

This is Sam Ching. Call my assistant Jo

This is Tim

Where the hell are they?

Wong

You seem distracted

What's going on?

Nothing

Tell me, you can count on a friend

My brother crashed his car, he needs cash

Keep this

But...

Don't argue

Drink up

Hello? What?

Your boyfriend?

No

I don't believe you

Dance. Bitch

Manager

I didn't expect to find passionate dancers

in a tiny theatre like this

I'd really like to...

Date them?

That's right

The fat one?

Milan

Good luck

Why?

I can't tell you

Just be careful

Stop it

You're not only a gambler but a lecher

Under the circumstances

this is the normal reaction for a guy

You can't expect me to act like a monk

A monk. That's what you should be

Someone will foot the bill tonight

Ladies

This monk only likes this genie

The other elves can leave now

Just wait and see

Why are you here?

God sent me to come after this genie

Be afraid, be very afraid

No room for you

I'll give him a ride. Don't be stupid

Monk, hold on to the genie

That's right

- We can do worse - Bye

Catch

OK?

- Hi, Phil - Hi, Milan

I added honey, as you've suggested

- Really? - Let me try

- Milan - Hello

- You know everyone? - How are you

How's business?

Hello, Pauline

Have some

Only if you let me pay

- No - If you don't, I'm not coming

No, next time

Join us now for "Follow Your Heart"

Express your love to the one

I'm happy just seeing you walk down the street

How happy could that be?

Why is everyone so nice to you?

Because I'm nice to them

- Is that true? - Of course

You're in a dry spell,

keep him for yourself

Don't be rude

Ming's peanuts are heavenly

I don't usually eat them but I'll try tonight

Why?

Allegedly, it weakens one's virility

that's why...

But today doesn't count

Yes

I like to eat

I'm really starving

Hunger is the most genuine motivation

How insightful...

Hunger is truly the most genuine motivation

Very good

Take it

Thanks

Thank you, keep the change

Thanks

Why is it so expensive?

I'll pay you back

That's not it

I'm worried you've been had

What kind of wine is this? It's outrageous

It's not that expensive, sir

Can I take this?

No problem

Thanks

This is everything?

Fish and vegetables are enough

I don't eat fish

Fish are like people

Some are good for you, some are bad

Take this turbot, it's ugly

But it is convivial

and has many friends

I can see that this friend of yours

named you his sole beneficiary in his will

You're hard selling him

I'm telling you

Fish have dignity too, just like humans

Trust me

No one asked me to trust them before

Because no one else is nice to you

Eat

Wait

What's the tissue for?

Just in case you throw up

You said it's good, why would I throw up?

Do you want me to trust you or not?

Who's counting?

You're not making a statement

I told you...

nobody asked me to trust them. You're the first, I'll remember that

Really?

OK?

Very OK

You're amazing

You changed me and this fish forever

- Have another bite - Really?

Wait

Is fishbone gone?

How sweet. Your boyfriend?

That'll be my misfortune

No need to raise your voice

Want to call the cops?

Sorry, I drank too much, I can't control myself

So that gave you the right to misbehave?

Cheers

Here you go, thank you

Don't you have a wallet?

I do

This is my savings

I'm saving it for my mother

You paid my bill with your savings?

You called me, that makes me your friend

I don't mind

We're not friends

But I'm still grateful, I have to go

Wait

This is too much

Consider it your tip

I can't take your money

I'm beat, please go

The wine glass

Keep it

Goodbye

This was my turf when I was little

I met all my friends here

including my boyfriend

But some billionaire bought this land

and took out the entire block

There used to be an amusement park

with a rocking horse

I used to ride on it

and play with firecrackers

But that Sam Ching demolished the place

including the horse

That's OK

It's worth dying for, the going rate...

Over $8,000 per sq. Ft. It was 2 x 4 ft.

That's over $64,000

lts death is more dignified than the fish

You're smart

I started working as a teenager

It was tough

Then you shouldn't gamble

I was bored

What kind of guys do you like?

Someone...

like me?

I'm into Rem these day

Get it? Comic books

For the girl he's ever loved

Rem, the Death God got himself killed

The most touching part is that

he didn't even tell the girl he loved her

I think this man is drop dead romantic

What about you?

Me?

It's simple for me

I only want to find a girl

who can truly hear my heart beat

This is fun

It's late

keep your voice down

This is cute

Show me

Hello, Miss Kwok

What do you want?

I'm now a permanent staff

The manager told me to thank you

I had nothing to do with it

No, I should thank you

This is for you, please accept it

What's this now?

7-star tea, my hometown specialty

You're a drinker

this is good for the liver

Stop bringing me your whole town

I'm not, please accept this

I beg of you

OK

Thank you, Miss Kwok

If you need me for anything, just call me

OK, thanks

You should get her a love talisman

Don't be like that

Let's sit down and talk

Have a chat?

- Why not? - Let's go

Hello, sir

- This way - You've been naughty

Benefactor, I cannot take your money

Much obliged, Jiu

Don't waste your life...

on regrettable things

Gambling

Who can SMS in Chinese?

For lateral radicals, press this key

Mr. Ching

The comic books you asked for

I labeled all the pages on Rem

OK, thanks

Just read them to me

How pretty

There's more

I'm proud to say

Sharky regained...

ownership of the theatre

- What happened? - I don't know

The owner came to me

and was more excited than I was

Who's the buyer?

Some arts development organization

This is really weird, but...

high

Cheers

Where are you?

At the theatre celebrating

Congrats. I'm going into battle

Wish me luck

I'll wish you luck if you stop gambling

All the best. Milan

Our rival has learnt the bid price

Reba of Shanghai raised our bid by 15%

As a major shareholder, I'll think about it

Your blessing is powerful

Drink your soup

Thanks

Drink your soup, Sam

This smells wonderful. You're the best

It's your cured chicken that's wonderful

Really? It was a gift

The greatest good cannot be bought

I don't know, some of his hometown specialty

She's talking about the man

not the chicken

You're naughty

Hello, Miss Kwok

How do you know it's me?

I have caller display

You're my benefactor, I'll remember you

Come off it

I'm always at your disposal,

Miss Kwok

The tea you gave me is delicious, thank you

Let's take another one

Hey, I'm unwell

I don't want to gamble

but I have this urge to go to Macau

Why is that?

Even plastic surgery is not as effective

Heart-shaped eyes and mouth

I've been in love before

Just a few SMS, I don't care

Stop eating, come and stretch

There's only one reason

You sensed my urge to you at night

Boobs and kisses

I'm OK

Big Two is out, we play Nuke the Landlord

Why?

Forjacking up the prices of the land

- What do you do? - These 2 Jokers

Construction

These 2 Jokers... Listen up

Which school did you go to?

2s beat Aces, that's right

- You can play them all at once - Honey

Let's not play cards today

Let's have a chat, OK?

4 of a kind is called the bomb

You can also bomb with the Joker

Are you married?

3 times

- Let's deal the cards - You're kidding

Damn, you little cheat

Don't make me play again, I already quit

Stay for dinner

Sure

Give me that

My husband is a good cook

much better than me at baccarat

You're mean

How do you know where I live?

I work for the FBI. You didn't know?

Take this

What is that?

Dance steps I learnt when I was little

You really like to dance

That's right

Happy or not, I like to dance

That's a good way to let off some steam

What about you?

I chase girls

Happy or not, I like to chase girls

To let off some steam, right?

I want it too

No

Not even a sip

But I want one

Me too

We'll continue after dinner

I made chrysanthemum tea

I roasted the cashews myself

- That much? - Try them

Alcohol turns my Aunt into a zombie

So we continue here after intermission

No, I can't get drunk

You're naughty... bringing me here

- Peanuts? - No

Not tonight

Why not? Is your brain upside down?

Upside down?

What?

Boobs

What?

Boobs

Boobs and kisses

That's lewd and retarded

You're beyond salvage

- Me? Lewd and retarded? - Boobs and kisses

See for yourself

Who's lewd? Me or you?

- See? - Right

- It's from my phone - That's right

I would never write something so gross

Precisely

That's why I was misled

You're retarded. I would never write that

- Chihuahua - What?

She played ajoke on me

Chihuahua played ajoke on you?

No, the joke is on me

Now I don't know what to do

Damn

I'll have to settle this by myself

OK

Stay back

Give me time to calm down

OK?

Don't look at me like that

Stop looking at me like that

You'll drive me crazy

Stop it

Well?

So I'm lewd

I usually make the move

Miss Kwok, this is Lin Jiu

I know you're back but don't wanna intrude

Regards, Lin Jiu

- Miss Kwok - Damn, my keycard

I'm always a mess when I see you

What's this?

I prayed for a love talisman for you

It's a good sign

Why did you do that?

Because I think you're very nice

Actually, the figure isn't everything

You're still a good person

It's alright, really

Do you know of a place in Taipa

somewhere secluded to play yoyo?

- Why? - I used to have a favorite yoyo

When my Mom found out

she thought it was a waste of time

She gave it away

Behind every famous man, there's a woman

Behind every pervert, there's his mother

This is for you

Why?

Why do you always ask why?

Do you have a dream?

- Of course - Right?

Let me show you

What does it look like?

- A meteor - A meteor, OK

What do you do when you see a meteor?

- Make a wish - You make a wish?

Get ready. Hurry

Com'on

I want to go learn dancing in USA

OK, good

- Tired? - I'm fine

Queenie trusts me

You're the first man who's willing to carry my daughter

I'm willing to keep on doing it

I have something for you too

The legendary...

dream rings

OK?

Isn't it a pleasant surprise?

Thank you

She's a croupier

She's a dancer

She's an ordinary girl

She didn't spend your money

You learnt to SMS in Chinese because of her

She's the kind you marry

But honestly

when she know you're Sam Ching, can she handle that?

That's what I'm asking you

You think it'll work for us?

With your full support, this should work

Thank you

What the hell is this?

I'm just checking up on you

Any progress? You did this?

Where do you go after work?

People say food is great in Macau

I don't know where to go

so I'm looking for company...

You forgot your phone?

This is for you

Goodbye

I'm sorry, Miss Kwok. I let you down

I'm fired

You've been naughty

Thank you

You're welcome. You reminded me

to be nice to those who are nice to me

I have to tell you, I own this land

the hotel where you work and the theatre

I'm the billionaire

Sam Ching

I'm here, Shannon

You're early. Queenie gets out at noon

Sam is in hiding, so I'm not busy

It sounds like you're surrounded by women

Are you jealous?

- Or you think people... - Hi,

- will talk? - welcome

I have to go. I have a visitor, bye

Bye

Her mother is looking for someone rich

How else can she upgrade herself?

Grooming herself for it is nothing

Teaching her girl to dupe men is canny

I picked out some gifts for you to send her

No, she doesn't want them

Otherwise she wouldn't have returned the pendant

You know, she's the kind of girl who thinks

a $84 fish...

deserves a dignified death

I know you're upset, but I'm happy for you

Why do you say that?

Because you're in love whole-heartedly

And why do you say that?

Normally, you won't waste a minute

But you've been waiting for two days

You taught me to give her time

That's what I'm doing

Let me teach you something else

Love is tolerance and patience

I wouldn't dare teach you anything

But if you love him, tell him

He's an honest bloke

You're too weird, no one can read your mind

This is serious

What happened?

He is filthy rich, Sharky

Who am I? I'm nobody

What will people think of me?

You tell me

I'm a croupier, a dancer

If people say I'm taking advantage of him

I'd go berserk and hit to kill

He's super rich and I'm super broke

You know what...

I don't want

people to say

If you call yourself a whore

that will make him yourjohn

You'll be a perfect match then

If you're under pressure 'coz you're broke

Billionaires like him are under pressure too

Come

1, 2, 3, 4

Hurry, hurry up. Let's go.

Wounderful.

Hurry, more energy.

Jiu

Jiu

Jiu

Good evening, Miss Kwok

What happened? You said you needed this job

This is a mess

I'm sorry, I know

I'm not good enough

If you know that, why did you mess it up?

I didn't

- Why didn't you follow the pattern? - I'm not good enough but I love you

What did you say?

I'm talking about the pattern

So...

So am I

No, what did you just say?

Nothing

- I'm asking you - I'm sorry, Miss Kwok

Can't you say that again?

The Wicked Witch strikes again

Sorry, I screwed up

Wrong number. Milan

It's OK as long as I didn't make the wrong choice

You're mine. Sam

I have 3 questions for you

No, answer my 3 questions instead

Do you love her?

Do you love her?

Do you love her?

Yes

Miss Kwok, Mr. Ching's friend

Don't mind me, just carry on

Hi

It's OK, unless you think we're in the way

No. I'm afraid I'll shoot off my mouth

What have we done to make you feel that way?

You seem like Wicked Witch to me

As if you can curse me with just one look

As if you'll throw a punch or a kick

to get rid of me

You're smart to recognize she's Wicked Witch

You're so looking good

- You're a lady killer - Excuse us

I bet you don't need me

Have you eaten?

Yes

But I have to go now

- Why? - I...

Staff is not entitled to this type of service

I snuck in

We'll go somewhere else

- No, that's stupid - What?

You own this hotel. Why go somewhere else?

Shall I fire you?

Good, fire me

I can really do that

- Go ahead, make the call - I'm for real

Can't take ajoke?

It might be ajoke this time

But you can really get me fired, Boss

What makes you think I'm so scary?

I know you need getting used to

I promise I won't try to change you

I'm still your Gambler, OK?

OK?

OK

Tell Jo not to bring me anymore dresses

I've taken off more than I put on these days

My poor feet

Sorry, wrong room

Meet my Mom and my ex

The first one

You like erotic dance?

For a living or for pleasure?