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( Audience applauding )
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Man:
You see, it's these factors,
ladies and gentlemen,
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that lead to
a widespread shortage
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of clean drinking water
in the region,
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leaving thousands
upon thousands
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of diseased, dying people.
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Your support
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may be the last
chance we have
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of ending this suffering.
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We are not
gonna miss it.
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Not on my watch!
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I remember when a dear
friend of mine, Sam atwell,
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when he first approached me
about joining this mission,
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and it was his
determination
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that sparked my passion
to make a difference.
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His actions
have saved lives,
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his message--
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well, it's brought people
all over the world
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closer to our lord,
our savior.
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He is a leader.
He is a servant.
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He also just happens
to be my best friend.
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It is now
my distinct pleasure
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to introduce to you the man
behind this mission.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
my good friend,
Mr. Sam atwell!
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( Applauding, cheering )
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( Snoring )
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Man:
Beep, beep,
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beep, beep,
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beep, beep, beep
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beep, beep,
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beep, beep, beep.
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( Groans )
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Morning, Baker.
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High is 97,
and your low is 75.
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( Groans )
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( Men laughing )
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Sam, buddy, you can't
bail on me. I mean it.
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Yes, I can.
No, you can't, Sam.
Uh-uh.
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What did she say exactly?
Okay, she said,
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"Abby and I are going to
go to worship service
this afternoon."
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Don't know why
this is funny.
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"Bring Sam along,
and we'll meet at church."
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You know what?
You need to take Baker.
I'm not taking Baker.
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No way. I need
somebody who
can party, Sam.
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Somebody like me,
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and you're closest...
At church?
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Oh, yeah.
( Vocalizes, whistles )
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Phil, I'm just sensing
the gloomy skies over you, man.
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Look alive.
The floor's lava.
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Next time you can
do that with a smile.
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Tyler, I'm gonna leave in a sec
if you want to come with me.
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I got to bail, man.
Still got to finish
these internship apps.
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Why are you going
so early, anyway?
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I got a meeting
before class.
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Give this to Baker
if he gets up, okay?
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What time...
What time does
this class end?
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4:30, Pierce.
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Which is
just crazy
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because this church thing's
popping off at 6:00 P.M.
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All right, what are
we even wearing--
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hey, all right!
That's great! Good!
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Okay, listen,
if you want to
be colorful,
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Moses apparently had
a whole bunch of colors
on his coat,
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so I got something
made out of fuchsia--
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maybe a skinny black tie.
Have a bit of edge.
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Phil, grab my keys
in my bag, please.
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I owe you, man.
I do. Appreciate that.
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As long as
everybody's happy.
I'll see you guys later.
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It is not that bad.
It is that bad.
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No, it's not.
Sam, I haven't slept
in three weeks.
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Okay, I've got
stats homework
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growing out of
my backseat.
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And to top it all off,
I've got to go in front
of the I.F.C. Tonight
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and deny all of
the hazing allegations
they have on you guys.
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I-I-I--
I'm not like you all.
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I can't just get up
in front of people
and just lie to their faces.
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Okay. Who's your
stats Professor again?
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You're in Elliot's
class, right?
Yeah.
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And did he start off
the year talking about
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how even Einstein
failed math as a kid?
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Yeah.
Yeah, pretty
amazing story, right?
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Only problem is,
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that story
never happened.
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Einstein didn't fail
math as a kid.
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He mastered differential
calculus before he was 15.
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Teachers still tell
their students that
today because it...
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It inspires a sense
of hope that their students
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can overcome obstacles
and achieve their dreams.
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Sometimes people do
want to be lied to.
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So you want me
to sell out?
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No, I want you
to buy in.
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Look, Phil,
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I think you're
bad-ass, dude.
I really do.
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But if you want to join
a fraternity, make sure
there's one to join.
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You're gonna be all right.
You know that, don't you?
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Morning, gentlemen.
Morning, sir.
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Grab Phil's stats book
along with my bag, please.
Yes, sir.
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Boys, Phil has fallen
deathly ill.
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When you get back
to the dorms,
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see that he goes straight
to sleep and isn't disturbed.
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Understood?
Yes, sir.
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I'll leave this
on my porch for you
when I finish it.
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Have a good day, Mr. atwell.
Have a good day, Mr. atwell.
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What are you doing?
I just said that.
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Come on!
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All righty.
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Your transcript
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and your application
to graduate.
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Thank you.
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Pretty darn
exciting.
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You're cool, right?
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Yeah, you're cool.
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Uh, for my address,
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should I put
my current address
or permanent address?
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Here's what's gonna happen.
The business office is going to
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to whatever you put
in the blank under "address."
What-- sorry.
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I'm gonna be switching
houses is all,
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because I'm going
to law school
here in the fall.
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So I'm wondering
if I should...
Mm-hmm.
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I was supposed to
go to law school.
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It was the end
of my last semester
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as a political
science major--
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I'm a poli sci major.
And my therapist
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convinced me to take
a semester off.
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Just thought it might
help me find myself.
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My therapist
and I went to
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cabo San Lucas,
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and they found her with...
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Shut up, shut up,
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shut up!
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Shut it!
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Are you okay?
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I'll put my
permanent address.
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It says here
there's
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a hold on
my application
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for $9,211,
but my scholarship
should cover that.
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Hmm?
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Would you mind just
checking on that?
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Check to see
if we made a mistake?
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Have a real
quick look?
Now?
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Yeah.
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You took summer school
last year?
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Yes. Some of
my professors
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were saying that
it'd be a good way
to make time
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to prepare for
the lsat's, so...
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Mm, that makes sense.
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Yeah, I know.
That's why I shouldn't
be penalized.
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No, this tuition bill.
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It all seems to be
adding up correctly.
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Your scholarship expired
last semester.
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I'm gonna pour you
a drink.
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Uh, hold on. That's not
gonna work for me.
I can't pay that.
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Oh, shoot. I guess that
makes you the only student
who can't afford college.
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Hold on, hold on.
I'm not gonna be
able to come up
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with nine grand
in three weeks.
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Then take a semester off.
I'm not taking
a semester off.
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Son, stop thinking about
your dreams being crushed
as a bad thing.
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It's fantastic.
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This is the first day
of the rest of your
pathetic life.
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Take the advice
my father gave me:
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Life is difficult.
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( People applauding )
Jesus.
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Amen. You guys
can be seated.
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We're gonna continue
to fan the flames
of the spirit,
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but first off,
we're gonna hear
from Macy
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about our missions team.
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Hi everyone.
I want to talk
to you this evening
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about our annual
summer mission trip.
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After a lot of
prayer and fasting,
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our group has felt
the lord's calling to
go and make disciples
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in Hawaii!
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Now, reaching the Hawaiians
with the gospel of Jesus
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will be impossible
without the financial
support of our church.
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I'd love to answer
any questions you may have
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after the service,
and we just really
appreciate your support.
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Thanks.
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We have decided
to give tonight's offering
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towards our missionaries
in their efforts.
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As the ushers
come forward,
all that I ask
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is that you give
in a way that reflects
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the faith
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that you claim.
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Let's continue to
worship together.
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Look alive, look alive.
Here we go.
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Hey, Macy.
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Hey! How are you?
Good!
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Sam atwell.
I didn't know you
went to this church.
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I don't. I came with
some friends, so...
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Oh.
Yeah.
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How's it going?
How's the fundraising going?
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It's going well.
It's definitely
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a challenge, though,
to raise 20,000.
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Yeah, geez.
That's a lot.
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So, uh, how much
have you all got
left to raise?
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Well, let's see...
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$4,000 as of
Wednesday, which,
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you know, we started
a week ago, so...
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Wait, you've
raised 16,000--
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you raised $16,000 in--
where did you get
all that money?
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God has been so good
to us in our mission.
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Hasn't he?
My gosh!
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Actually, a lot of my friends
have had success raising
money for mission trips.
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My cousin Allison
is in ruhongo
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for living water,
drilling Wells.
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There was a flood
in Lesotho,
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so I'm pretty sure
she moved there,
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but, ah,
she's everywhere.
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So what kind of
accountability is there?
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What do you mean?
Oh, I guess...
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I guess I'm just
thinking, like, how
do these people know
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that you're not, like,
running off to Vegas
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with the money?
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Right, yeah.
Obviously,
that's ridiculous.
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Um...
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Well, I'm...
Bringing my camera.
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I don't get it.
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Okay. Okay.
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What do you not get?
Guys,
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we only have three months
left together before
we have to graduate.
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I'm having
a quarter-life crisis here,
and you're talking to Africa?
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No. No. We're not
going to Africa.
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But you want to dig Wells.
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Well, it's this
big thing right now.
It's about clean water.
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We're not actually
gonna be digging any.
You're dipping again, huh?
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Yeah, I'm trying
to quit smoking.
That a boy.
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It's a healthy choice.
Guys, why do people
go to charity events?
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'Cause they want
to help people.
Wrong. Because
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they want to feel like
they're helping people,
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and that feeling
comes with a price.
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The sadder the cause,
the higher the price.
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And what's sadder
than kids in Africa
without clean water.
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So I've been
doing my research.
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It seems that now,
saving Africa
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is as popular with christians
as Jesus Christ himself.
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So if we can challenge
christians to prove
their faith through giving,
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they're gonna give
whatever they have to
to not feel guilty.
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Basically,
we're going to--
steal.
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Yeah.
You want to
steal from christians.
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( Clears throat )
Yeah?
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Pierce clovins.
Long-time listener,
first-time caller.
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Uh, presentation looks great.
It's really cute.
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The idea is awful.
It's just terrible.
243
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But I appreciate the brewskis
and I appreciate the bro-skis.
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I got things to do...
Pierce, you'd be doing me
a real solid here.
245
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,970
I don't think so.
You'd be
helping me out.
246
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,939
Sorry, buddy.
There might be money
in it for you.
247
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,341
Would you all just
listen to Sam? Really!
248
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Sam, please continue.
Thank you.
249
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,446
Very well-
thought-out idea.
Thank you. Guys,
250
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:12,450
look, all I'm asking
you to do is help me
put on one event.
251
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,620
Sam, I think Pierce
was trying to say
252
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was that there has
to be something else--
there isn't, dude!
253
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,525
I can't get
a tuition loan
fast enough,
254
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,594
I can't get
an emergency loan
big enough.
255
00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,562
All the scholarships
are way past due.
256
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,965
And I'd be lucky to get
two grand for my car.
257
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:30,602
A lot of people take
a year off to pay for college.
It's no big deal.
258
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:33,438
What do you know
about paying for college?
Hey, hey.
259
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,342
I'm sorry
my parents love me,
decided not to be poor.
260
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,344
Guys, everyone that
takes a year off
261
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,479
either moves home
or they lose momentum.
262
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,181
I'm not gonna
be that guy.
263
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,183
I'm going
to law school.
264
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,020
( Sighs )
Okay.
265
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,089
Okay.
Okay.
266
00:14:52,324 --> 00:14:54,158
You know what?
Screw it.
Yes!
267
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,628
I don't really get it.
Well...
268
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:58,997
But, guys, how many more
chances are we gonna get
269
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to steal from people
under false pretenses
as a family?
270
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,569
That's not really...
Huh? College, no parents.
271
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I'm in.
272
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,173
And I know
Tyler's in.
273
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:10,975
No, I'm not in.
Tyler?
274
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,343
I couldn't live with myself
if we weren't giving
275
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,046
most of the money
to charity.
Okay.
276
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,448
You know that I don't
do public speaking.
That's fine.
277
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,284
We can give 20%
to a real charity.
278
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,120
Plus, we need
someone on sound.
Perfect. Pierce.
279
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:26,124
Sam! I do not
care about charities.
Not one bit.
280
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,993
But I will take
a percentage
of those profits.
281
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,529
Yes, you will. Perfect.
But, guys, listen.
282
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If we're gonna
do this,
283
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,267
we're gonna need
to go all the way.
284
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,270
And I mean,
we're gonna need
some serious help.
285
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,073
( Clears throat )
286
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,077
Baker, you don't
think that...
287
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,112
Oh, I do think that.
I was hoping
you'd say that.
288
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:52,150
You are the worst
pledge trainer ever.
289
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,653
Certainly
the most handsome.
Thank you kindly.
290
00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,224
Amen.
291
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¶ I was tangled ¶
292
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¶ in all the wires ¶
( No audible dialogue )
293
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¶ Tied down and I felt the fire ¶
294
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,636
¶ there was nothing for me to do ¶
295
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¶ I was searching but not for you ¶
296
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( music continues )
297
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,481
It is. It's just
the craziest thing.
I know.
298
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,985
But then I thought about it,
and I realized, how could
I not get involved?
299
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:30,088
You know what I mean?
It's just a cause
so close to my heart.
300
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,291
Hey, could you just get,
like, two more jars
for table two?
301
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,060
Thanks, dude. Appreciate
all your hard work.
Hey, excuse me.
302
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:39,097
Sorry. Could you
just tell me who's
running this event?
303
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,466
Uh, yeah. I am.
304
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,368
Sorry. Hi.
I'm Sam.
Oh!
305
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,703
Oh, my gosh. Hi.
That's awesome.
How are you?
306
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,106
I actually worked
in Lesotho a few
summers ago.
307
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,575
No way. Wow. Wow.
308
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:54,078
What district
are you guys in?
I think it's game time.
309
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,648
Hello.
I wish I could
stick around.
310
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,185
I got to go
and do this show.
Sam!
311
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,488
Yikes. Yeah.
But, uh, yeah,
312
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,758
any questions you got,
just check your pamphlet.
Should break everything down.
313
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,761
No, no, no.
That's...
It's confusing.
314
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,563
( People applauding )
315
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,301
He has given us
so much,
316
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,771
and we think that
it's time to give
a little back.
317
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Project
"get Wells soon"
318
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:25,476
would like to
challenge you
to give
319
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:30,081
in a way that reflects
the faith that you claim.
320
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,384
So, before you go
to the donation tables,
321
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,454
I want to ask you,
322
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,489
will you give today
323
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,558
for a better tomorrow?
324
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,496
Praise God.
Thank you all so much
for coming out!
325
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,498
We really appreciate it.
326
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,301
Please be careful
going home.
327
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,670
Good night!
328
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,849
I looked down,
and there were two
benjis sitting there.
329
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,851
No way.
So way.
330
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,821
I think we hit
the frickin' jackpot.
331
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:11,823
Hey, wake up,
you lucky bastard.
332
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,525
You are really
gonna graduate.
No, I am not.
333
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,628
No, no!
334
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,364
We got to help
these kids!
335
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,835
Saw that coming.
336
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:30,341
It's not enough.
It's not enough.
I couldn't agree more.
337
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:34,312
Ken Hopkins,
executive director,
cross country.
338
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,748
Good to meet you.
I've got to tell you,
339
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:42,687
I was out there listening,
and, boys, I was impressed.
340
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,356
I would like to--
( Sneezes )
341
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,758
Bless you.
342
00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:51,129
Thank you.
343
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,332
I would like to take
you boys to dinner,
344
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,467
and I would like
to discuss
345
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,469
your future plans.
346
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,639
I have every intention
of putting you on
the national stage
347
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,876
to make all the money
you need for your charity.
348
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:07,378
I really want this
mission of yours
349
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,914
to succeed.
350
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,183
One dinner?
351
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:16,387
Ken:
27 cities, 27 shows.
352
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,323
We've been doing
cross country
for 15 years,
353
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,760
and we've seen
thousands of people
come to know Christ.
354
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,496
Last year,
the holy herald
ranked us
355
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:29,333
the second-most impactful
ministry in the country.
356
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,537
So why, uh...
Why us?
357
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,373
I absolutely love
what you guys are doing
358
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,708
with project
"get Wells soon,"
359
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:42,180
and I love you guys.
You're just...
Cool christians.
360
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,282
I am so sorry that
that took so long.
361
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,584
Hi, everyone.
Sit, please.
362
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,553
Ken:
Gentlemen, this is
Callie Edwards,
363
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:51,222
the best
tour coordinator
we ever had.
364
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:54,559
Callie ( Whispering ):
Hey, Joe's not gonna budge. He
said we could only afford one.
365
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,195
That's what I thought
would happen.
366
00:19:57,197 --> 00:20:00,231
Fellas,
here's the deal.
367
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,367
We can only afford
to offer you one
signing bonus,
368
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,337
but it is $15,000,
and we can cover
369
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,639
all of your food
and lodging expenses
while you're on tour.
370
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:12,677
"On tour"?
We would be doing
what, exactly?
371
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,913
Well, obviously,
you would be
getting donations,
372
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,516
but primarily
you'll be preaching.
Oh.
373
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,419
Uh, well, I'm not--
374
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,455
you're not-- yeah.
You're not doing that.
375
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,325
He's actually
our tech guy.
376
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,794
He's actually
interning with us
this year,
377
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:33,297
aren't you, Tyler?
But he's as much a part
of the team as anybody.
378
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:36,567
Tyler, are you
from South Africa?
What's that?
379
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,570
Quick question, Ken,
380
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,240
just because you had
mentioned fundraising--
381
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:46,010
how much money
could we expect to make?
382
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,246
Uh, for Africa?
383
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,014
Um...
384
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,416
Safely, quarter
of a million.
385
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,757
Now, I know you've probably
already discussed this,
but I'm curious.
386
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,693
We would love to hear more
about your work in Lesotho.
387
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,729
Ah.
388
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,999
Well, uh, yeah.
389
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,034
Uh, I mean,
390
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:13,404
really, uh, if you're
boiling it down,
391
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,773
if you're really
just...
392
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,776
Let's really look
at the base facts.
393
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,811
I mean, this is...
394
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,747
This is really
the lord's work,
395
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,650
wouldn't you say?
Amen.
396
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,718
Amen.
397
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,321
And you guys,
are you all set up
398
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:32,390
to handle your own
accounting for the...
Oh!
399
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,859
Well, yeah.
We recently
switched to a
400
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,894
quarterly based
accrual system,
right.
401
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,696
Which is going to...
Perfect.
Good enough.
402
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,065
Our only requirement
is that 100% go to
the mission work.
403
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,968
Sounds great.
Tyler: Yeah.
404
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,637
But we can't
actually, um...
We can't--
405
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,973
yeah, we can't
make a decision
406
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,609
without talking
it over first.
407
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:55,846
Right? This guy...
408
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:58,316
Would you mind if we just
discussed it real quick?
409
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,884
Oh, certainly.
Certainly.
Take a minute?
410
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,653
I've got tough
decisions of my own.
411
00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:06,691
¶ Jesus ¶
412
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:09,860
so Callie's
a smoke shell.
Intern, huh?
413
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:13,030
Yeah, let me
just explain.
414
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:16,334
Uh, okay, guys?
I think we can do this.
415
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,869
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, he's joking.
416
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,738
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought I heard him say,
417
00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,374
"quarter of
a million dollars."
You guys hear that?
418
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:26,844
What if project "get Wells soon"
was a legitimate nonprofit?
419
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,813
We can't do it.
Why?
420
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,782
You heard what the guy said:
100% percent of the proceeds...
421
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,118
Has to go to
the charity work.
Yeah, sure.
422
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,821
But I'm talking about cash.
They're gonna be keeping records
of the card swipes
423
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,890
and the checks,
but most of this money
is gonna be cash.
424
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:43,627
All I'm saying is,
at the end of every night,
we're adding up the total...
425
00:22:43,629 --> 00:22:46,497
We just skim off the top.
No one's gonna know
the difference.
426
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,734
And then the rest,
we can give to
a legitimate charity.
427
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:52,970
I already know one.
It's called "living water."
This would really help them.
428
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:56,507
Real noble, Sam.
Will that bonus
top off your tuition?
429
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,876
I'm not even thinking
about that right now.
430
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,413
Okay, yeah, all right.
It would, okay?
431
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:04,081
But you guys got to
think bigger than this.
432
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,650
This could be great
for all of us.
433
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:10,521
Ty, I know you don't
want to be someone's
coffee bitch all summer.
434
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,690
Become an intern for
project "get Wells soon."
435
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:15,426
Baker, what are you
gonna do after graduation?
436
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:18,162
Huh? You want to
kill yourself at
someone's desk job,
437
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:21,599
or do you want to
get paid to come have
a wild time with us?
438
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,135
It's stealing.
439
00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:26,070
I don't know, Sam.
440
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,105
Baker, trust me.
Okay.
441
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:31,409
Pierce:
Guys, I think we can do
a lot of good with this one.
442
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:34,745
Okay, why are you
so into this?
443
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,481
Why do you always think
I have ulterior motives?
444
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:41,152
Huh? There's a lot of good
I want to do in this world.
445
00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:44,488
Okay, full disclosure:
I lost all my summer
rent money.
446
00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:46,891
If I ask my dad for
any more, he's gonna
make me work for him,
447
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,893
and I just
can't have that.
448
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,429
So technically,
it is my only option,
449
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:54,498
but it is a plan
I believe in.
It's a good plan.
450
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,467
Great plan.
Great plan.
451
00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:59,837
Great plan.
452
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,840
Look, dude,
if you don't trust me,
if you're not feeling it,
453
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,142
that's fine,
I'll stop talking about it.
454
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:07,478
All I'm asking is,
455
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,613
give me one good reason
why the hell not.
456
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,883
Hell is why not. Sam!
Tyler, you--
457
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:19,023
come on, dude.
458
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,628
You'd better write me
one hell of a recommendation.
459
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,831
( All cheering )
460
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,936
( Music playing, man singing indistinctly )
461
00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:25,289
( People cheering )
462
00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:31,795
Hey, could one of y'all
just turn off
the sun, please?
463
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:37,101
I heard you won
big last night.
464
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,005
Could I see
your bag real quick.
465
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:44,842
Callie:
I know I'm throwing
a lot at you guys,
466
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,611
but any questions you have
should be answered
in those packets.
467
00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:49,613
Oh, um...
468
00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:51,715
Those are just the tour
policies you agreed to.
469
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,218
You're strict about
the no-alcohol policy?
Definitely.
470
00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,920
That's good, definitely.
471
00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:58,656
Okay, so this will be
your typical green room.
472
00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:02,026
This one kind of sucks,
but every place is different.
473
00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:04,795
This is where we'll get
your makeup and microphone
on beforehand.
474
00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:06,797
Guys, this is awesome.
475
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:09,800
Sam: Dude,
it's a microwave.
Yeah, but we've, like, made it.
476
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,703
( Gasps )
You guys are the guys!
477
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,038
Hey, we're the guys.
478
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,173
You're Sam, Baker,
Tyler, Pierce!
479
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:19,009
Oh, I totally
friend-requested
you guys last night.
480
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:21,779
I'm kind of the eyes
and ears backstage.
481
00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:23,948
Hey, you might
want to change
your privacy setting.
482
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:27,184
Okay, I got three
wireless and a headset.
Who's running graphics?
483
00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:29,219
That'd be me.
Sweet. Yeah, okay.
484
00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,989
Be careful with those
rascals in the back.
They don't get out much.
485
00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:34,692
Okay. You all know how
these work, right?
486
00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:37,728
It's pretty simple.
You just hold this
button right here
487
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,830
and it turns on,
and to turn it on,
it's the same.
488
00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:43,701
You just hold it.
It's great. And make sure
you don't mess that up.
489
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,036
Hey, Tyler, do you
want to go up to the booth
and meet the team?
490
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,038
Uh...
Do it, dude.
491
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,174
Go up to the booth, dude.
Yeah, that'd--
492
00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:53,310
awesome. It was great
meeting you guys.
Seriously.
493
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:56,914
Bye, Yale.
Have fun in the booth.
494
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,382
Okay.
495
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:01,051
Let's just keep going
with this.
496
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,320
All right.
I like this guy.
497
00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,322
Yale must be
a decaf man.
498
00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,791
So this is
the best part
499
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,294
of our already
amazing tour, yes?
500
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,998
Um, you know what?
You guys should meet Gabriel.
501
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,866
He's the worship leader,
502
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:17,935
and his whole
band's here.
503
00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:20,170
It's our only song.
It's not that hard.
504
00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:22,206
Every moment
is a teaching moment.
505
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:26,710
Fellas!
This must be
the God squad.
506
00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:28,278
Hey, Sam.
How are ya?
507
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,248
Hey, Gabriel, obviously.
Friends call me Gabe.
508
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,084
Let's keep it at
"Gabriel" for now.
509
00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:35,919
Like the archangel.
That's cute.
What's that
510
00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,354
so, uh, yeah--
511
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:40,724
oh, Gabriel's your--
that's your real name.
512
00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:44,261
You weren't kidding.
No.
513
00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,697
This is Gabriel,
the worship leader.
514
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:50,334
Well, now,
I wouldn't call
myself that.
515
00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:53,771
I mean, my life
is worship,
516
00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:56,807
and, uh, I am
a bit of a leader.
517
00:27:56,809 --> 00:28:00,411
I see how that label
would fit, but, no, no.
518
00:28:00,413 --> 00:28:04,214
No, I'm just
an artist.
519
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,819
Wow.
Yeah.
520
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:11,055
But I'm also really busy,
so I got to get back to it.
521
00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:13,457
By the way,
big fan of you guys.
Love your work.
522
00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:16,093
I mean, stay sweet.
523
00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:18,429
Hey are we still
on for 8:00?
Yeah.
524
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:22,866
Can I talk to you
for a second?
525
00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:26,970
Just two seconds.
Hey, scales, scales.
526
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:28,939
G-c-d.
G-c-d is for...
527
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:31,141
I mean, do you think
he still wakes up
528
00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,177
watching vh-1?
529
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,179
Because the goo-goo doll--
530
00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,314
whoa.
531
00:28:41,286 --> 00:28:43,754
( Guitar strumming, people cheering )
532
00:29:01,439 --> 00:29:05,008
¶ Jesus ¶
533
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:09,012
¶ Jesus ¶
534
00:29:09,014 --> 00:29:11,482
¶ Jesus ¶
535
00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:14,051
¶ Jesus ¶
536
00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:18,856
all I'm saying is,
just know your talking points
before you go in there.
537
00:29:18,858 --> 00:29:20,324
Dude, relax.
You're over-thinking it.
538
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:23,160
All I got to do is walk out,
say a couple verses,
539
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,763
teach the word
of the lord.
No, dude,
540
00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:29,066
the only thing you
should be focusing on is
having an emotional response.
541
00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:32,202
Yeah, don't go out there
and try to teach
542
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,104
what you don't understand.
543
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,106
It's fine.
It's covered. Seriously.
544
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:39,042
Baker, you're talking about
the problems in Lesotho.
545
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:41,512
Pierce, you are...
Gonna show 'em
how to fix 'em.
546
00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:42,913
Exactly.
547
00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:45,182
What do you
need from me?
548
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,518
Uh, nothing.
549
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,853
Just do your thing
in the booth.
550
00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:52,322
I will take care
of the rest.
551
00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:57,094
Ten bucks says we don't
make it through this show.
552
00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:59,463
Twenty.
Guys, guys, okay.
553
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:03,300
Ready to have some fun?
554
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:07,838
All right. This is it.
555
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,007
Battle stations, everybody.
Now transitioning
556
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:13,544
from the charity portion
into the message sequence.
557
00:30:13,546 --> 00:30:15,479
All hands on slides.
558
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:18,882
Plus, we're saving lives.
559
00:30:18,884 --> 00:30:23,453
I mean, how neat is that?
560
00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:28,192
Ladies and gentlemen,
a man who
561
00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:32,262
needs no introduction,
Mr. Sam atwell.
562
00:30:32,264 --> 00:30:34,598
( Music plays,
tepid applause )
563
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,936
Yeah!
564
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,071
This place is dead.
565
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,842
Wow!
566
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:47,978
Praise God!
567
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,347
Praise God!
Am I right, Atlanta?
568
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,482
( Smattering of applause )
569
00:30:54,485 --> 00:30:57,354
My name is Sam atwell,
570
00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:01,992
and welcome to
cross country.
571
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:05,963
Tonight, I, uh,
572
00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:08,632
I want to talk to you
573
00:31:08,634 --> 00:31:11,501
about God's plan for you.
574
00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:15,405
I think the big
question is,
575
00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,407
was Jesus really
576
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:20,244
walking on water here?
577
00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,613
No. No.
578
00:31:22,615 --> 00:31:25,182
This is obviously
a story--
579
00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:27,251
a story--
580
00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:29,519
a story to represent
581
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:32,256
these moments
when the fear
582
00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:37,127
and-and... and, uh--
583
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:39,196
I mean, yes,
584
00:31:39,198 --> 00:31:42,466
we all know that Jesus
did walk on water.
585
00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:45,369
He can do that.
We know that.
586
00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:48,038
But I think the question
we have to ask
587
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,474
is why? Why?
588
00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:54,511
You don't think that God
couldn't have just
sent a row boat?
589
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,947
"Row boat"?
What the hell
is he talking about?
590
00:31:56,949 --> 00:31:59,449
My best guess,
591
00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:01,618
uh--
592
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:05,422
that is, uh--
593
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,224
that's--
594
00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,563
move over.
Yeah.
595
00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,399
Danica, switch
the lights to cyan
596
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,501
and bring them up
to 70% on my count.
597
00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,503
Camera, get me some
ambient guitar.
598
00:32:19,505 --> 00:32:22,439
This is
the master, right?
Yeah, yeah.
599
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,541
All right.
Everybody ready?
600
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,593
But you know what
more than that?
601
00:32:46,497 --> 00:32:48,565
More than that...
602
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:54,204
I believe that God has
603
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:57,708
amazing plans
for your life.
604
00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:03,447
Do you believe that?
605
00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:07,117
I believe
606
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,219
that God wants to
607
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:12,356
change the world
608
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:15,125
through the christians
in this room.
609
00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:20,097
Do you believe that?
610
00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:22,466
I believe--
I believe that,
611
00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:25,135
through project
"get well soon,"
612
00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:29,039
we can make
the water crisis history.
613
00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:34,144
But do you
believe that?
614
00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:37,247
If you believe
that God
615
00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:40,717
still does miracles,
616
00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:44,788
I'm gonna ask you to
join us in our efforts.
617
00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:49,793
Will you give today
618
00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:53,063
for a better tomorrow?
619
00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:56,166
And as the ushers
are coming forward,
all I ask,
620
00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:59,403
all I ask is that
you just--
621
00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:02,606
just give in a way
that reflects the faith
that you claim.
622
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,794
( No audible dialogue )
623
00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:44,548
Looks like they had
over $1,000 in that bag.
624
00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:47,517
I can't believe it.
Hey, you saved
our ass out there.
625
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:51,221
Congratulations
on your first show,
you guys.
626
00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:53,490
Callie, you had us thinking
there was a no-alcohol policy.
627
00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:56,126
Oh, yeah, this is
all non-alcoholic.
628
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:59,796
Do you guys throw
a party like this
after every show?
629
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:02,232
Yeah, pretty much.
630
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:04,668
We try to plan fun things
for the whole tour.
631
00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,403
This should be on
all of your lanyards.
632
00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:09,573
I took a closer
look at the song,
633
00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:13,310
and I realized,
"this is supposed
to be about Jesus,
634
00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:16,513
so what are all
those other words
doing in there?"
635
00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:20,484
Ken:
Ladies and gentlemen,
636
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:24,588
congratulations on
a successful first show!
637
00:35:24,590 --> 00:35:27,457
Ow!
Hey! Hey-hey!
638
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,160
Whoo!
639
00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:34,698
Honestly, I couldn't have
asked for a better way
to kick off the tour.
640
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,601
I think we have
a few kinks to work out.
641
00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,504
Gabriel, we have to see
if we can get you
642
00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:43,373
to quit preaching sermons
between every song.
643
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,576
Hey, okay.
All right.
Take it easy.
644
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:50,347
But seriously,
you guys were very
flexible and considerate,
645
00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:52,549
and I couldn't be
more proud.
646
00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:55,252
If we keep this up,
we really will be
647
00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:57,621
the most impactful
ministry
648
00:35:57,623 --> 00:35:59,756
in the nation.
649
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,930
Now, as we wind down
the first
650
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:09,166
of many celebrations
to come,
651
00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:12,169
I'd like to get someone
to close us in prayer.
652
00:36:12,171 --> 00:36:16,473
And who better than
our very own God squad.
What-- God--
653
00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:22,712
Baker, would you mind?
654
00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:25,282
All right, guys.
Look, I'm sorry!
655
00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:29,252
Bake, half of your prayer was
ripped from Jerry mcguire.
656
00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:32,656
No! No, I was saying
the-the-the lord's prayer.
657
00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:35,859
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Sam, do we have
a tax I.D. Number?
658
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,928
Um, yeah,
I got it right here.
659
00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:40,230
All right,
and don't let me forget
to have you sign this.
660
00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:42,465
Mm-hmm.
How much do you
want to report?
661
00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:44,701
Uh...
Hey, guys,
662
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,537
I think we did
pretty good.
663
00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:57,814
Yeah, we're gonna need
a bigger bag.
664
00:36:57,816 --> 00:37:00,450
Bake, you brought
that extra bag, right?
665
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,686
Yeah.
Wait,
hold on, guys.
666
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:06,990
We aren't really gonna
carry this around like
drug dealers, are we?
667
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:09,960
Uh, Tyler, it's just
like you said--
668
00:37:09,962 --> 00:37:12,996
we can't deposit the money
because technically
it doesn't exist.
669
00:37:14,865 --> 00:37:16,866
Okay.
Hey, hold on,
hold on
670
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:19,836
just one second, Baker,
before you get into that.
671
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:22,906
Guys, real talk--
672
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:26,643
I would've blown it
for us tonight if it
hadn't been for Tyler.
673
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:29,913
I really would've.
And I can't
ignore the fact
674
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:33,516
that we might be a little
in over our heads,
675
00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:36,920
but all we got to do
is just get through
this tour,
676
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:40,790
and if we're going to be
playing Sunday school
for the next two months,
677
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:43,293
we got a lot of
homework to do.
678
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:48,331
The goal is to blend in,
679
00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:50,467
but to do that, we're gonna have to learn
680
00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:53,370
everything we can about these people.
681
00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,405
How do they worship?
682
00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:57,741
What are their mannerisms?
683
00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:59,776
What do they like to eat and drink?
684
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:02,312
How do they pray?
685
00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:05,949
What do christians love to wear? What's their sense of humor?
686
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:10,020
Do they have any hobbies other than God?
687
00:38:10,022 --> 00:38:13,757
How do they socialize? How do they interact?
688
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:16,326
We all need to read up on some Bible stories,
689
00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,628
maybe even memorize a few verses.
690
00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:23,066
If we can do that, we're good.
691
00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:25,602
We're gonna get together every night
692
00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:27,704
and teach each other.
693
00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:29,773
Sound good?
694
00:38:29,775 --> 00:38:32,008
Let's get to work.
695
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,645
All right. Yeah!
Yeah!
696
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:39,049
Who's ready to
worship and pray? Okay.
Worship and pray.
697
00:38:39,051 --> 00:38:41,885
Starting off
with worship,
this is basically
698
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:45,055
the best way to
advertise your faith.
699
00:38:45,057 --> 00:38:47,590
And from what I can tell
so far, there are four
700
00:38:47,592 --> 00:38:50,593
essential
hand-raising techniques.
701
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:53,363
First one--
702
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:54,931
the gecko.
703
00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:57,067
It's just hands
by the side,
palms open.
704
00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:59,369
( Inhales )
705
00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,404
Just going for God,
like this.
706
00:39:01,406 --> 00:39:03,473
This one's really good
for blending in,
707
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,475
'cause no one can tell
if you're worshiping or not.
708
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,777
It's just like this.
Could go either way.
709
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:09,412
Your mom could...
710
00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:11,614
Play it out,
play it out.
711
00:39:11,616 --> 00:39:15,018
Your mom could--
whenever she--
stop. You're dead.
712
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,420
Second--
713
00:39:17,422 --> 00:39:19,422
call this one
"casual five."
714
00:39:19,424 --> 00:39:22,025
One hand in the pocket,
one hand up in the air.
715
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:25,829
High-fiving God.
Subtle. Simple.
716
00:39:25,831 --> 00:39:28,098
The next one:
The straightjacket.
717
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:31,534
This is very, very, simple.
You're literally gonna hug
718
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:33,837
yourself.
719
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:35,438
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
720
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,941
I recommend this one
when worship goes acoustic.
721
00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:40,610
I don't need to hug
anybody else?
It's just me?
722
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,579
Last but not least,
723
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,914
my favorite--
724
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:48,551
the Shawshank.
Now, this one,
725
00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:51,654
this is a little intense--
maybe too intense.
726
00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:54,724
Do we jump up and down
while Shawshank-ing?
No.
727
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:57,060
How do you know?
Right? No. Please.
728
00:39:57,062 --> 00:40:00,397
Look, again,
if the situation calls for it,
if everyone's going to town,
729
00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:02,399
I recommend
730
00:40:02,401 --> 00:40:05,402
just little calf raises,
balls of your feet.
731
00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:09,072
You don't want to force it.
You don't want to be Shawshank
in a room full of geckos.
732
00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,141
Got it? Okay.
733
00:40:11,143 --> 00:40:13,143
Let's talk about prayer.
734
00:40:13,145 --> 00:40:15,979
The idea is
to say these words
735
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:19,616
as many times as is
humanly possible
within one prayer.
736
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:22,986
Oh, and the word "just,:
This is your saving grace.
737
00:40:22,988 --> 00:40:26,823
This the crutch word.
Sprinkle this in anywhere.
738
00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:30,160
Other ingredients
include metaphors,
self-degradation--
739
00:40:30,162 --> 00:40:31,628
very popular.
740
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:35,765
Dramatic pauses.
Pierce:
That's nice.
741
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,901
What is?
I saw what
he did there.
742
00:40:37,903 --> 00:40:40,904
What'd he do?
And also, of course,
old English.
743
00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:42,772
Got that one?
And as long
as you finish
744
00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,442
with an "amen"
or an "ah-men,"
you're solid.
745
00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:47,710
Questions?
746
00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:50,980
And that's how messed up
everything is in Africa.
747
00:40:52,683 --> 00:40:54,918
Let's pray.
748
00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:00,023
Father God,
749
00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:01,858
lord,
750
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:05,528
Jesus Christ,
God,
751
00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:07,730
father,
752
00:41:07,732 --> 00:41:10,133
we ask that you just
753
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:14,037
break our sinful hearts
and just...
754
00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:16,639
Just...
755
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,908
Just help us.
756
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:23,079
Please help us
help you...
757
00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:25,548
Help Africa.
758
00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:28,551
Okay? Please?
759
00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:34,691
Okay. Now, when we're
done highlighting,
760
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:38,561
we're gonna dip it
into the water to give it
that distressed look.
761
00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:41,197
While these dry,
let's talk vernacular.
762
00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,900
Now, the first thing
you need to know
is that christians
763
00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:46,636
hate swear words
but love swearing.
764
00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:49,072
If you want to swear
like a Christian,
you either
765
00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:52,809
spell out the word
or make it into a letter.
766
00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:57,247
"F" that.
Exactly. This'll help you sound
edgy while you're preaching.
767
00:41:57,249 --> 00:41:59,816
All you have to do
is preface it with
something like,
768
00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:03,786
"now, I know I might
get in trouble
for this, but..."
769
00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:06,856
Sam:
So here's this guy,
770
00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:11,227
and he's traveling around,
persecuting christians.
771
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:14,163
Now, I know I'm gonna get
an e-mail about this,
772
00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:17,767
but he's being
kind of an a-hole.
773
00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:22,005
Am I right?
He is.
774
00:42:22,007 --> 00:42:24,908
But this is the thing--
and I'm gonna keep going
back to this point--
775
00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:26,876
Baker:
Granola bars.
Sam: No.
776
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:30,947
Fast food.
It depends on
how much you spend.
777
00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:33,249
What about pie?
Now we're talking desserts.
778
00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:36,119
If the dessert is part
of the meal, it's probably
already been prayed for.
779
00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:40,023
If the dessert is the meal,
best bet's to pray for it.
780
00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:44,027
And then I said,
"what's a calvinist doing
in a buffet line?"
781
00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:46,129
Whoa.
Allow me,
all right?
782
00:42:46,131 --> 00:42:48,965
Heavenly father,
thank you for
blessing us...
783
00:42:54,271 --> 00:42:56,272
Bartender, can I get
784
00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:58,274
two Shirley temples,
hold the fruit?
785
00:42:58,276 --> 00:43:00,209
Gabriel:
Check it out.
786
00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:02,579
It's Hebrew.
787
00:43:02,581 --> 00:43:04,981
What?
Hebrew.
788
00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:07,684
It's an ancient language.
789
00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:11,020
What does it mean?
I'm not sure.
790
00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:13,089
So, uh, how long
791
00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,658
have you
and Gabriel been...
792
00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:18,194
You and Gabriel?
793
00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:20,930
Um, like, a year.
794
00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,232
Wow.
That's something.
Yeah.
795
00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:25,034
Actually,
he's been talking
796
00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:27,971
about starting his own
nonprofit someday,
797
00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:31,207
and I think
that's great.
That's great. Yeah.
798
00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:33,676
It is great.
799
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:37,380
Great.
Baker:
Who is it?
800
00:43:37,382 --> 00:43:40,283
Don't worry about it.
Do you have somewhere
to be?
801
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,151
Uh, no.
802
00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:45,054
It's nothing.
It's just a guy.
803
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:51,361
Were you just
drinking surge?
804
00:43:51,363 --> 00:43:54,097
Okay.
He's trying to
quit dipping.
805
00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:56,933
Stained-glass windows,
organ players,
church hymnals--
806
00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:59,302
all these things
are dead.
807
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:02,839
Christians have traded
them out for smoke machines,
hipster fashions,
808
00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:04,273
and fair-trade coffee.
809
00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:06,709
Now, with this change comes
new revenue streams,
810
00:44:06,711 --> 00:44:09,746
including,
and most importantly,
Christian apparel.
811
00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:13,650
Which is why I propose
we start a clothing line,
and we're gonna call it...
812
00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:18,755
"Cross dressing."
813
00:44:23,927 --> 00:44:25,762
Pierce, don't give me--
I like it.
814
00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:28,164
Really?
Yeah.
815
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:32,001
Thank you. Every t-shirt
that Yale kid wears has
816
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:34,203
has a Christian brand name
or positive slogan,
817
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:37,840
so if we come up with our own
name or message, we'll kill it
with merchandise.
818
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:41,377
You know what I say
about little African babies,
819
00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:43,413
like ( Indistinct ),
820
00:44:43,415 --> 00:44:48,051
who's born in the filth
with flies in his face,
821
00:44:48,053 --> 00:44:51,354
nothing to drink
but dirty sewer water,
and I think,
822
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:53,990
not on my watch.
823
00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:55,425
Yeah.
824
00:44:55,427 --> 00:44:58,394
Not on my watch!
825
00:44:58,396 --> 00:45:00,430
Not on my watch!
826
00:45:00,432 --> 00:45:03,700
( All cheering )
Not on my watch!
827
00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:05,334
All chanting:
Not on my watch!
828
00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:07,170
Show me the money!
829
00:45:07,172 --> 00:45:09,105
Not on my watch!
830
00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:19,716
Cross dressing's all about
making a statement.
831
00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:23,019
"Abstinence is bad-a!"
( Whooping )
832
00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:25,488
Yeah, it's looking
at you, kid!
Right in the face!
833
00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:28,491
"F Satan!"
834
00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:31,294
Yeah!
Look at that, girl!
835
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:35,932
( Men chuckling )
836
00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:41,237
Okay, now,
to the left.
837
00:45:44,341 --> 00:45:46,743
One more time
to the right.
838
00:46:01,058 --> 00:46:03,793
So what does he do?
He goes crawling around,
839
00:46:03,795 --> 00:46:06,362
all around the desert,
only to fall plumb
840
00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:08,865
smack-dab in the middle
of quicksand!
841
00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:11,801
Ladies and gentlemen,
we can get this baby
842
00:46:11,803 --> 00:46:13,836
out of the quicksand!
843
00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:18,107
Sam:
Brothers,
844
00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:20,209
I only ask you
one question:
845
00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:25,348
God may love you,
846
00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:29,952
but does he like you?
847
00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:58,207
Ken:
All right. Good morning.
848
00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,076
Hey.
849
00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:01,577
( Mouths word )
850
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:03,946
Shall we?
851
00:48:06,316 --> 00:48:07,950
Let's join hands.
852
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,021
Heavenly father,
853
00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:14,290
we thank you for
this wonderful day,
854
00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:17,994
and thank you for
all the blessings
855
00:48:17,996 --> 00:48:20,296
that you've given us.
856
00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:23,232
Father--
father God--
857
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:26,135
as we live out
this day,
what are you doing tonight?
858
00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:28,671
Please remind us
of all your
unyielding love
859
00:48:28,673 --> 00:48:30,640
and endless grace.
860
00:48:30,642 --> 00:48:34,010
Got to come get some barbecue
with us when we're in Austin.
861
00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:37,346
I'll try.
,..As we head
to Austin.
862
00:48:37,348 --> 00:48:38,915
It's kind of
non-negotiable.
863
00:48:38,917 --> 00:48:41,484
...that you continue to
build this ministry up,
864
00:48:41,486 --> 00:48:45,388
that we would fulfill
your calling
865
00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:48,324
to be the biggest
faith event
in the whole world.
866
00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:51,027
Let me talk to Gabriel,
and maybe we can
meet up with you guys.
867
00:48:51,029 --> 00:48:53,663
Yeah?
868
00:48:53,665 --> 00:48:55,398
Amen.
869
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,999
All: Amen.
All right.
870
00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:58,601
I'm sure most of you
know about
871
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:01,504
the recent tragedy
in Zambia,
the earthquake,
872
00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:04,307
and as we pair up,
873
00:49:04,309 --> 00:49:07,443
pray for the victims
of that tragedy
874
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:10,279
and that God's name
be praised throughout.
875
00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:12,982
And be ready to leave
for Austin at 1:00.
876
00:49:12,984 --> 00:49:14,717
Break it up.
877
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:25,194
Sam, would you like to be
prayer partners with me?
878
00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:35,037
Do you want to--
dear lord,
879
00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:37,740
first of all,
I want to thank you
for this day
880
00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:40,509
and for all
the blessings
881
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:43,012
that you've
given us.
882
00:49:43,014 --> 00:49:45,147
Father God, in all this
tour craziness,
883
00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:48,317
I want to pray
for Sam.
884
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:51,454
I pray that
you stop anyone
and anything
885
00:49:51,456 --> 00:49:54,256
that might distract him
from helping people
886
00:49:54,258 --> 00:49:56,759
reach you.
887
00:49:58,328 --> 00:50:01,030
Father, throw out
all temptation,
888
00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:05,101
and please give me
the courage
889
00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:09,205
to do whatever
is necessary to
hold him accountable.
890
00:50:10,574 --> 00:50:12,575
Oh, and I want to echo
891
00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:16,145
what Ken said earlier
about Zimbabwe.
892
00:50:16,147 --> 00:50:18,114
Amen.
893
00:50:20,784 --> 00:50:23,019
Sam, would you
like to pray?
894
00:50:23,021 --> 00:50:25,354
Did I--
did I do something?
895
00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:27,356
Good chat.
896
00:50:28,658 --> 00:50:30,659
Tyler:
Oh, no, man.
897
00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:33,496
Sam, you have to
stay away from her,
all right?
898
00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:36,332
The last thing we need
is that guy running around
playing detective.
899
00:50:36,334 --> 00:50:38,367
I got it.
Because if he figures out
about the bag--
900
00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:40,369
I said I got it.
901
00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:42,471
Okay, I'm almost
ready for you.
902
00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:45,207
Sam, Brent's
almost ready for you.
903
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:47,743
All right, look.
We have to do something
with that bag.
904
00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:51,380
Get it out of here.
Maybe we should drop it
at the house before--
905
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:53,816
no. Yeah.
906
00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:56,085
Check one.
907
00:50:57,187 --> 00:50:59,755
Check one, check one.
Keep going.
908
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:02,291
Sam, he's not
getting anything!
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
909
00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:06,162
Check, one, two.
I swear, I can never
get this thing.
910
00:51:06,164 --> 00:51:08,831
It always sticks.
Check one.
911
00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:10,833
You got something?
912
00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:12,668
Uh, hi, I'm Sam atwell.
913
00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:15,538
Hello.
This is Tyler.
We're good.
914
00:51:15,540 --> 00:51:19,742
We're good? Good.
Are we good?
915
00:51:21,478 --> 00:51:24,680
( Scoffs )
All right.
Tyler.
916
00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:28,184
No, you know what?
Just stay focused, Sam.
917
00:51:28,186 --> 00:51:29,652
Okay?
918
00:51:29,654 --> 00:51:32,588
Hey, Sam, hey.
919
00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,623
I need to check
the pickups
in your mic.
920
00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:37,393
Yeah, it's fine,
it's fine.
921
00:51:37,395 --> 00:51:39,628
That's what I thought too,
but the pickups--
let me just...
922
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,730
Yale, it's fine.
I said I got it.
923
00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:43,566
I can handle it.
Okay?
924
00:51:43,568 --> 00:51:47,503
Yale:
Yeah, you can
handle it.
925
00:51:47,505 --> 00:51:50,372
( Indistinct )
926
00:51:50,374 --> 00:51:53,509
Hey, you know what?
You could lighten up
a little bit.
927
00:51:53,511 --> 00:51:57,813
We're putting on
a pretty amazing show.
It's not just a show anymore.
928
00:51:57,815 --> 00:52:01,117
Hey. Hey, Sam.
Hey!
929
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,219
How are you?
Fantastic, thank you.
930
00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:06,655
I just had to tell you
how truly inspired
931
00:52:06,657 --> 00:52:08,791
I have been by
your last two sermons.
932
00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:11,627
That's great, dude.
That's awesome. Thanks.
I appreciate it.
933
00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:14,730
Hey, Sam...
Yeah?
934
00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:17,800
I think God wants me
to go to Africa.
935
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:20,703
Just forget about school.
Drop everything here
936
00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:23,139
and just go.
937
00:52:23,141 --> 00:52:27,243
I know there are missionaries
leaving from Houston
in a few days.
938
00:52:27,245 --> 00:52:31,247
I understand that money
may be a huge issue
and everything, but...
939
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:34,583
I just had to ask you,
940
00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:38,354
how do you know
what it is that God
wants you to do?
941
00:52:39,723 --> 00:52:42,691
Well, I mean,
942
00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:46,795
if you think about it,
why wouldn't God want you
to go to Africa, you know?
943
00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:49,365
I say if you feel
944
00:52:49,367 --> 00:52:51,634
in your heart that
God's calling you
to do that,
945
00:52:51,636 --> 00:52:53,802
just go for it, dude.
946
00:52:53,804 --> 00:52:56,805
Yes, yes, yes!
Definitely.
947
00:52:56,807 --> 00:53:00,242
I-- I just wish that
God would just pick up
the phone, you know,
948
00:53:00,244 --> 00:53:02,411
and give me a call
and tell me what to do,
949
00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:06,282
but maybe if
you wouldn't mind
praying for me.
950
00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:08,617
Of course, dude. Yeah.
I'd really appreciate that.
951
00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:11,687
I would really, really
really appreciate that.
I got to get back to the booth.
952
00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,722
Okay.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, thank you.
953
00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:16,258
Hey, congratulations.
954
00:53:17,594 --> 00:53:19,728
You're awesome.
Thanks.
955
00:53:26,937 --> 00:53:28,571
Baker:
What's up, you d.B.?
What up?
956
00:53:28,573 --> 00:53:30,506
Brought you all some
breakfast taquitos.
957
00:53:30,508 --> 00:53:33,275
Hey, guys, you got to read
some of these fan letters.
958
00:53:33,277 --> 00:53:35,778
"Dearest God squad,
you are my heroes,
959
00:53:35,780 --> 00:53:38,247
and I'd love to
make your sidekick.
Unrighteousness?"
960
00:53:38,249 --> 00:53:42,651
All: Not on my watch.
Four exclamation marks.
961
00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:44,587
What the hell is that?
Ty, you got to
check these out.
962
00:53:44,589 --> 00:53:46,422
What?
963
00:53:46,424 --> 00:53:49,358
Why did you
do that?
What?
964
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:53,729
Oh, you d--
you didn't see how
excited that kid was?
965
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,931
That kid's name
is Cameron.
966
00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:58,801
And you can't just push
a decision like that on
someone you don't know.
967
00:53:58,803 --> 00:54:01,704
I'm not pushing anything
on anyone, okay?
968
00:54:01,706 --> 00:54:03,672
I'm just-- he--
969
00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:05,941
he believes that God
wants him to go to Africa.
970
00:54:05,943 --> 00:54:09,778
I can't help if he's convicted.
That's not my fault.
Are you kidding me?
971
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:12,681
You keep saying you're
supporting people who believe
in God, but you're not.
972
00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:15,951
All you're doing is
pushing God on people
that believe in you.
973
00:54:15,953 --> 00:54:18,587
You have to chill, okay?
I'm not doing anything
974
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:22,324
except saying what
people expect me to say--
that's it.
975
00:54:22,326 --> 00:54:26,262
And if people want to
give money to a good cause,
what's so bad about--
976
00:54:26,264 --> 00:54:28,731
what we're taking is
worse than their money.
977
00:54:28,733 --> 00:54:30,833
You just turned Cameron's
life upside down
978
00:54:30,835 --> 00:54:32,835
for something you don't
even believe in.
979
00:54:32,837 --> 00:54:35,371
It doesn't matter
if I believe it,
if you believe it.
980
00:54:35,373 --> 00:54:37,940
It doesn't matter
if any of us believe it.
We're here to facilitate--
981
00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:41,677
no, we're here because
you got backed into a corner.
That is it.
982
00:54:41,679 --> 00:54:43,846
That's it, man.
983
00:54:45,582 --> 00:54:47,816
It was you that
needed them,
984
00:54:47,818 --> 00:54:50,019
not the other
way around.
985
00:54:50,021 --> 00:54:53,822
Let me get this straight.
So you think that Cameron
shouldn't go to Africa?
986
00:54:53,824 --> 00:54:56,458
You think that
christians shouldn't make
987
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:58,827
the world
a better place,
is that right?
988
00:54:58,829 --> 00:55:00,963
Not if they're doing it
for bullshit reasons.
It's not bullshit to Cameron.
989
00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:04,933
He believes in Jesus.
Why does that bother
you so much?
990
00:55:04,935 --> 00:55:06,935
He only believes it
because people like you
991
00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:08,937
stand on that stage
and sell it to him.
992
00:55:08,939 --> 00:55:10,939
He doesn't know any better
than to buy it.
993
00:55:10,941 --> 00:55:13,409
Hey, Tyler,
chill out, man.
994
00:55:13,411 --> 00:55:16,045
Just simmer down.
Sam:
Guys, we're all tired.
995
00:55:16,047 --> 00:55:18,881
We're all stressed.
We've been on the road
a long time.
996
00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:21,850
Okay? Look,
what I want you to do--
I'm done.
997
00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:23,319
What?
998
00:55:23,321 --> 00:55:25,321
I'm done, man.
999
00:55:25,323 --> 00:55:27,489
What do you mean?
I'm not doing
this anymore.
1000
00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:30,959
I can't do this
anymore.
1001
00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:33,062
And, guys, maybe
we don't have to.
1002
00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:35,631
Maybe we can just
leave the tour.
1003
00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:38,934
We all heard about
the earthquakes
in Zambia, right?
1004
00:55:38,936 --> 00:55:41,103
And Cameron was just
telling us about
some missionaries
1005
00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:43,572
that are going there
in the next few days.
1006
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:47,076
We could just go to Ken
and tell him that God
called us there.
1007
00:55:47,078 --> 00:55:50,079
How could he
argue with that?
1008
00:55:50,081 --> 00:55:53,415
We made enough money,
and the time to get out
couldn't be better.
1009
00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:55,718
( Ringing )
1010
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,953
What's going on
in Zambia?
1011
00:55:57,955 --> 00:56:00,689
( Ringing continues )
Don't worry about
Zambia, Baker.
1012
00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:02,791
We're not going to Zambia.
We're not going to Zambia.
1013
00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:05,361
'Cause there's plenty
of money to be had
right here.
1014
00:56:05,363 --> 00:56:08,397
For once, this is
the perfect time for you
to quit while you're ahead.
1015
00:56:08,399 --> 00:56:11,133
I didn't ask for your opinion.
I'm not lying to
these people anymore.
1016
00:56:11,135 --> 00:56:14,737
Good, then leave, get out.
You just forfeit your share
for somebody else.
1017
00:56:14,739 --> 00:56:17,373
Okay? Go find some
other internship.
1018
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:19,475
Why don't you think about
someone other than yourself
for a second?
1019
00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:22,544
Quiet!
( Phone stops ringing )
1020
00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:26,081
No one's leaving.
1021
00:56:26,083 --> 00:56:28,484
We're gonna finish
what we started.
1022
00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:32,621
Works for me, Sam.
1023
00:56:33,957 --> 00:56:35,891
Okay?
1024
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,527
Tyler? Tyler!
1025
00:56:38,529 --> 00:56:41,463
Sam,
1026
00:56:41,465 --> 00:56:44,099
I am not trying to put
you guys in a tough spot,
1027
00:56:46,503 --> 00:56:48,804
but tonight is
my last show, man.
1028
00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:52,408
And if y'all want to
keep going, then...
1029
00:56:55,011 --> 00:56:57,112
Well, then,
that's on you.
1030
00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:59,014
It's on me?
1031
00:56:59,016 --> 00:57:00,582
Hold on. Tyler.
1032
00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:02,518
Tyler!
1033
00:57:04,621 --> 00:57:07,189
( Phone ringing )
1034
00:57:33,149 --> 00:57:36,151
( Woman singing )
1035
00:57:58,007 --> 00:58:01,043
( No audible dialogue )
1036
00:58:25,935 --> 00:58:29,037
So I know this is
just the worst timing.
1037
00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:31,240
Oh, no, no. No.
1038
00:58:31,242 --> 00:58:33,542
I understand.
I do.
1039
00:58:33,544 --> 00:58:36,879
Well, these are the total
donations from Dallas,
1040
00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:39,648
and Sam will be coordinating
with our offices
1041
00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:41,617
for the remaining shows.
1042
00:58:41,619 --> 00:58:45,254
Well, fantastic.
We sure will miss you
around here.
1043
00:58:45,256 --> 00:58:47,656
Thank you
for everything,
1044
00:58:47,658 --> 00:58:49,725
and God bless you.
1045
00:58:55,932 --> 00:58:58,166
( Bell dings,
door opens )
1046
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:01,703
Hey.
( Shouts )
1047
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:05,774
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
1048
00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:08,977
I'm sorry.
Thanks for that.
I really appreciate it.
1049
00:59:08,979 --> 00:59:11,313
What are you doing?
What's up?
1050
00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:13,649
Awesome job tonight.
1051
00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,617
That was...
That was...
1052
00:59:15,619 --> 00:59:18,754
Oh, high five. Okay.
I'm going for it. Yep.
1053
00:59:18,756 --> 00:59:22,024
So, Gabriel has
to meet with Ken
about something,
1054
00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:25,794
and I think it's gonna
be a while, but...
1055
00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:29,264
I would still be up for
hanging out with you guys
if you want.
1056
00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:31,600
Oh, yeah.
1057
00:59:31,602 --> 00:59:35,571
Uh, I don't know if
the guys are gonna be
able to make it anymore,
1058
00:59:35,573 --> 00:59:37,072
so...
That's fine.
1059
00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:39,608
But I'm still happy to
1060
00:59:39,610 --> 00:59:41,310
show you the city
if you want.
1061
00:59:41,312 --> 00:59:44,179
Uh...
I'd be up for it.
1062
00:59:44,181 --> 00:59:46,014
Yeah.
Yeah?
1063
00:59:46,016 --> 00:59:48,083
Yeah, sure.
Are you ready now?
1064
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:50,986
The trailer park's
just down the street.
( Laughing ) Okay.
1065
00:59:50,988 --> 00:59:54,056
Wait, what?
1066
00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:57,759
Honestly, I spent
more time playing soccer
1067
00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,962
with the kids than
I ever did teaching.
Yeah?
1068
00:59:59,964 --> 01:00:03,332
Yeah.
Why am I not surprised?
1069
01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:05,067
Here, I want you
to see them.
1070
01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:08,103
Oh, wow.
1071
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:10,973
Oh, he's a good-looking guy.
I know.
1072
01:00:10,975 --> 01:00:13,175
He's strapping.
( Laughs )
1073
01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:17,779
Hey, I know
you hear this enough,
1074
01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:19,848
but I have to say it:
1075
01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:23,151
You're really
making a difference
over there.
1076
01:00:27,924 --> 01:00:30,225
It's just, it matters,
1077
01:00:30,227 --> 01:00:31,927
that's all.
1078
01:00:34,664 --> 01:00:36,898
He's a cool kid.
1079
01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:39,067
Mm-hmm.
1080
01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:43,905
You really miss
Lesotho, huh?
1081
01:00:43,907 --> 01:00:45,807
Yeah.
1082
01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:48,744
How come
you came back?
1083
01:00:53,082 --> 01:00:57,185
I wanted people here
to know Jesus too.
1084
01:00:57,187 --> 01:00:59,354
You know,
I wanted them
1085
01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:01,356
to come to things
like this and not miss
1086
01:01:01,358 --> 01:01:04,860
the whole point
of it all.
1087
01:01:07,230 --> 01:01:09,765
I don't know.
I just...
1088
01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:11,733
I'm not sure
1089
01:01:11,735 --> 01:01:14,803
if I've really
changed anything.
1090
01:01:16,205 --> 01:01:18,674
Callie,
1091
01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:21,810
you are not
responsible
1092
01:01:21,812 --> 01:01:24,413
for changing
everybody.
1093
01:01:24,415 --> 01:01:27,082
You can't be.
Yeah.
1094
01:01:27,084 --> 01:01:29,217
The truth is,
1095
01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:31,887
some of these people
are gonna show up,
1096
01:01:31,889 --> 01:01:34,823
and they're gonna miss
the point of it all,
they just are.
1097
01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:38,760
But, you got to believe
that these events
1098
01:01:38,762 --> 01:01:43,065
inspire hope,
and that is better
than being hopeless.
1099
01:01:45,201 --> 01:01:47,235
That's something.
1100
01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:49,971
I guess I just
feel like
1101
01:01:49,973 --> 01:01:52,874
if your hope's
not in Jesus,
1102
01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:54,710
then....
1103
01:01:54,712 --> 01:01:57,079
Maybe you are hopeless.
1104
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:02,451
Don't you?
1105
01:02:26,042 --> 01:02:28,176
( Phone ring tone )
1106
01:02:31,147 --> 01:02:33,882
Hey.
Hey, good morning.
1107
01:02:33,884 --> 01:02:36,084
Good morning.
1108
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:39,454
You sound tired.
1109
01:02:39,456 --> 01:02:42,958
You weren't driving some
poor girl around the city
till 1:00 A.M., were you?
1110
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:46,027
Hey, uh, do you want to
grab breakfast with me
or something?
1111
01:02:46,029 --> 01:02:49,297
( Knock on door )
I just, uh...
1112
01:02:49,299 --> 01:02:51,900
I just wanted to talk
to you about something.
1113
01:02:51,902 --> 01:02:54,770
Hold on a second.
Can you hold on?
1114
01:02:56,939 --> 01:02:58,306
Hey.
Hey.
1115
01:02:58,308 --> 01:03:00,008
You got a sec?
1116
01:03:08,251 --> 01:03:10,819
Hey, did Baker sleep
in here last night?
1117
01:03:10,821 --> 01:03:12,320
Uh, I don't know.
1118
01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:14,990
Where is he?
1119
01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:16,992
I think he went to
some party near campus,
1120
01:03:16,994 --> 01:03:19,828
but I'm not sure.
1121
01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:21,997
Where are you going?
Okay, that sounds fine.
1122
01:03:21,999 --> 01:03:24,900
What's that?
I said that sounds fine.
1123
01:03:24,902 --> 01:03:27,002
Uh, great, okay.
1124
01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:29,905
Why don't I
meet you downstairs
at a quarter till?
1125
01:03:29,907 --> 01:03:33,575
Okay.
Okay,
see you in a bit.
1126
01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:36,077
Hey, have you seen
my keys anywhere?
1127
01:03:36,079 --> 01:03:37,813
Uh, no.
1128
01:03:37,815 --> 01:03:39,815
What are you doing?
1129
01:03:39,817 --> 01:03:43,451
Uh, big Russ got
a glimpse of my
credit card statement
1130
01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:45,453
showing where my
allowance money went,
1131
01:03:45,455 --> 01:03:47,989
so he said I got
48 hours to get it
back to him,
1132
01:03:47,991 --> 01:03:50,158
or I'm gonna have
to work for him
to pay it off.
1133
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:53,495
So I'm gonna need
my share of the cash.
1134
01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:57,866
Yeah, uh, I'm gonna need
to talk to you about that.
What's up?
1135
01:03:57,868 --> 01:04:00,902
I think we should
give the money back.
1136
01:04:00,904 --> 01:04:02,504
That's great.
1137
01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:05,240
I think we should give it
to a real charity.
Uh-huh.
1138
01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:09,177
I'm serious.
Look, I get that
this was my idea.
1139
01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:13,081
I get that. I get
that I said it didn't
matter where the money went,
1140
01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:15,917
because it's not about
money to these people,
and it's probably not,
1141
01:04:15,919 --> 01:04:18,587
but there's a whole other
group of people
1142
01:04:18,589 --> 01:04:21,289
that are just dying,
hold on.
1143
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:23,558
And that depend
on this money
just to survive.
1144
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:27,362
I can't-- we got to
do the right thing here.
1145
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:30,398
Sam, that's just not
gonna work for me.
1146
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:33,635
Pierce, just--
just listen for a second.
That's not happening.
1147
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:36,338
Sam, you make decisions
based off what's right for you.
1148
01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:40,609
Okay? And that's fine.
That's what everybody does.
1149
01:04:40,611 --> 01:04:43,879
But you're not the authority
on what is right
and what is wrong.
1150
01:04:43,881 --> 01:04:45,881
You do whatever you want
with your share, okay?
1151
01:04:45,883 --> 01:04:47,916
Give it away.
I don't care.
1152
01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:51,152
Just don't all of
a sudden pretend like
you're some good guy
1153
01:04:51,154 --> 01:04:53,255
I'm not acting like
because you had
a conviction last night.
1154
01:04:53,257 --> 01:04:56,191
I'm a good guy,
I just--
anyone would agree
1155
01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:58,126
that this is
wrong, okay?
No shit.
1156
01:04:58,128 --> 01:05:00,228
No shit, Einstein.
1157
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:03,265
Where was this
four months ago?
1158
01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:07,068
Huh? Wasn't so obvious
when you needed the money.
1159
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,537
And now I'm in a bind,
1160
01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:12,674
and you just leave me
hanging to dry?
1161
01:05:12,676 --> 01:05:15,911
I'm not leaving you
out to dry, okay?
That's just unreal!
1162
01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:19,514
You talk about doing
the right thing. Why stop
at giving the money back?
1163
01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,516
Why don't you
stand there on stage,
1164
01:05:21,518 --> 01:05:23,952
tell those thousands
of people you lied to
who you really are.
1165
01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:27,689
Maybe I should!
Mm-hmm, but you won't.
1166
01:05:30,259 --> 01:05:32,527
'Cause you only tell the truth
when it's convenient...
1167
01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:34,529
To you.
1168
01:05:34,531 --> 01:05:37,165
So do whatever
you want with your share,
1169
01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:41,636
but I'm taking mine.
1170
01:05:52,014 --> 01:05:53,581
Thank you.
1171
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,461
We got a problem.
1172
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:09,564
He's just trying
to freak us out.
He's doing a pretty good job.
1173
01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:12,567
Tyler wouldn't take--
we don't know that!
Find him, okay?
1174
01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:15,036
All right.
Where are you going?
Just meet me at the house.
1175
01:06:15,038 --> 01:06:17,172
And find out
where Baker is!
All right, all right.
1176
01:06:17,174 --> 01:06:19,441
These guys have been
pretending to be christians
1177
01:06:19,443 --> 01:06:22,310
so they can scam
money off people.
What?
1178
01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:25,180
The prayers,
the sermons, the charity,
none of that is real!
1179
01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:28,149
Oh, my gosh,
you're being ridiculous!
Callie, listen.
1180
01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:31,252
Sam has never
drilled any Wells.
1181
01:06:31,254 --> 01:06:32,988
He's never even
been to Africa,
1182
01:06:32,990 --> 01:06:35,590
and he certainly
does not believe in God.
1183
01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:38,660
I found a whole bag
of donations hidden
in his closet.
1184
01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,595
How did he--
1185
01:06:40,597 --> 01:06:43,431
he's been playing
all of you.
Sam: Hey, Callie?
1186
01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:51,039
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
1187
01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:54,476
Hear it from him.
Gabriel...
1188
01:06:54,478 --> 01:06:56,745
Now, I know you don't
believe me, and he
will never tell you,
1189
01:06:56,747 --> 01:07:00,048
but you can hide
in the bathroom.
You sound crazy!
1190
01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:01,716
I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
( Knocking )
1191
01:07:01,718 --> 01:07:04,519
Hey, uh...
1192
01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:09,057
Hey, listen, something's
come up. Just call when
you get a sec, okay?
1193
01:07:15,231 --> 01:07:18,633
Sam,
are you lost?
1194
01:07:18,635 --> 01:07:20,635
Where's Callie?
1195
01:07:20,637 --> 01:07:23,772
Sam, I thought
we had an understanding.
1196
01:07:23,774 --> 01:07:25,774
All right, Gabriel.
1197
01:07:25,776 --> 01:07:28,376
Sam, did you
lose something?
1198
01:07:38,354 --> 01:07:40,455
What did you do?
1199
01:07:40,457 --> 01:07:42,657
I didn't do anything.
1200
01:07:42,659 --> 01:07:45,760
You're the one stealing
from the tour, Sam.
1201
01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:49,197
Where did you hear that?
I heard it from you.
1202
01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:51,466
You're gonna want Yale
to replace that microphone,
1203
01:07:51,468 --> 01:07:55,103
which, by the way,
I got to side with Tyler
on your argument.
1204
01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:57,305
Cameron would not last
a week in Africa.
1205
01:07:57,307 --> 01:07:59,340
I don't care what
you think you heard,
1206
01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:02,811
but you've stolen
what belongs to me.
I need that back.
1207
01:08:02,813 --> 01:08:05,480
What I found does not
belong to you.
1208
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:07,382
Prove it.
1209
01:08:07,384 --> 01:08:09,250
I did.
1210
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,286
You see, I knew Ken
wouldn't believe me,
1211
01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:13,288
so I had him count
last night's donations
1212
01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:15,156
before he handed them
off to you,
1213
01:08:15,158 --> 01:08:17,158
and suffice to say,
there were some
1214
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:19,661
significant
accounting errors.
1215
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:26,367
What do you want,
Gabriel?
1216
01:08:28,337 --> 01:08:30,472
It's not about what
1217
01:08:30,474 --> 01:08:32,507
I want, Sam.
1218
01:08:34,343 --> 01:08:37,345
It's about what's right.
1219
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:39,814
Your fans deserve
the truth.
My fans?
1220
01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:42,717
You really think people
come to see me or see you?
1221
01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:46,254
They're here to worship God,
not to get your autograph.
1222
01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:50,358
Are you really gonna
lecture me about God?
1223
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:53,495
You and your friends
are going to jail, Sam.
1224
01:08:55,164 --> 01:08:57,632
You are.
1225
01:08:57,634 --> 01:09:02,170
And you have
no one to blame
but yourself.
1226
01:09:05,674 --> 01:09:07,775
Let's get breakfast.
1227
01:09:15,551 --> 01:09:17,752
Ken, if there's anything
that I can do--
don't.
1228
01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:20,722
I think you're
done talking.
1229
01:09:20,724 --> 01:09:24,325
This is fraud
1230
01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:28,229
and embezzlement, Sam,
the kind of thing that will
put you away for a long time,
1231
01:09:28,231 --> 01:09:30,431
and I can't even
begin to tell--
1232
01:09:30,433 --> 01:09:32,500
excuse me.
1233
01:09:37,473 --> 01:09:39,741
Gabriel:
None for me, thanks.
1234
01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:46,614
I won't be
pressing charges, Sam.
1235
01:09:49,585 --> 01:09:51,953
What?
1236
01:09:51,955 --> 01:09:53,955
I was part of a church
1237
01:09:53,957 --> 01:09:56,724
where the pastor was exposed
for having an affair.
1238
01:09:56,726 --> 01:10:00,628
It was a good ministry,
but it slowly fell apart
1239
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:04,465
once the news hit.
1240
01:10:04,467 --> 01:10:06,467
As long as
I'm in charge,
1241
01:10:06,469 --> 01:10:08,937
we are gonna stay 100 feet
from either side of a scandal,
1242
01:10:08,939 --> 01:10:11,239
because there is
no winner.
1243
01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:13,841
Ken, you're not gonna
let these guys get
away with this--
1244
01:10:13,843 --> 01:10:16,711
my mind is made up.
You need to think
about how this could
1245
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,713
ruin people's faith,
1246
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:21,583
not to mention
our donor list.
1247
01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:24,719
I can take over the charity.
I actually care
about these people.
1248
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:28,523
We are not having
this conversation again.
1249
01:10:28,525 --> 01:10:30,758
You play the songs.
Be grateful
1250
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,595
for what God's given you.
1251
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,630
If people want
the God squad,
1252
01:10:35,632 --> 01:10:38,299
then that's what
they're gonna get.
1253
01:10:38,301 --> 01:10:42,303
How are we gonna go about
getting the money
to the charity?
1254
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:48,276
It turns out the money
you stole is nothing short
of an answered prayer.
1255
01:10:48,278 --> 01:10:50,845
See, it's just enough
1256
01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:53,815
to cap off the funding
for cross country's
fall campus tour.
1257
01:10:55,718 --> 01:10:57,418
Ken, you cannot--
1258
01:10:57,420 --> 01:11:00,888
you are gonna sign over
all ownership and rights
1259
01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:03,591
for project "get Wells soon"
to cross country.
1260
01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:05,593
You are gonna travel
with the crew,
1261
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:07,996
you are gonna preach
through the summer,
1262
01:11:07,998 --> 01:11:11,266
and you are going to be
very wise with your words,
1263
01:11:11,268 --> 01:11:13,301
because discretion,
Mr. atwell,
1264
01:11:13,303 --> 01:11:16,271
is the only thing keeping
you boys out of jail.
1265
01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:19,540
Now,
1266
01:11:19,542 --> 01:11:22,310
is there anyone else
who knows anything about this?
1267
01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:31,419
Let's keep it that way.
1268
01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:33,621
So we're not
going to jail?
1269
01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:37,025
We lost
the money, bake.
1270
01:11:37,027 --> 01:11:39,927
Are you kidding
me, man?
1271
01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:43,464
Just forget about the money.
We're lucky to have a way
out of this.
1272
01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:47,302
Look, I can still fix this.
Maybe we do have to
stay on tour--
1273
01:11:47,304 --> 01:11:48,936
Sam. Hey, Sam,
1274
01:11:48,938 --> 01:11:51,973
we don't have to
do anything.
1275
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:54,075
Do you want to go
to prison? No.
1276
01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:56,544
It's over.
1277
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,049
Baker:
I had a best friend
growing up.
1278
01:12:01,051 --> 01:12:03,451
We were super tight.
1279
01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:05,586
He went to prison.
1280
01:12:05,588 --> 01:12:07,789
He said he hated it.
1281
01:12:09,692 --> 01:12:11,392
Sam:
Look, guys,
maybe if we can just--
1282
01:12:11,394 --> 01:12:14,329
Taylor:
Stop. Just stop.
1283
01:12:14,331 --> 01:12:18,666
I'm gonna finish this tour,
and I'm gonna get back
to my life.
1284
01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:23,705
Me too.
1285
01:12:28,777 --> 01:12:31,079
I'm sorry, man.
1286
01:12:31,081 --> 01:12:33,348
I'm sorry.
1287
01:12:39,521 --> 01:12:41,889
Heard this movie
is so bad-egg.
1288
01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:43,958
Did anybody invite
the God squad
to the movie?
1289
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:46,127
I did,
but they were saying...
1290
01:12:46,129 --> 01:12:48,396
You can't just invite
those guys to a movie.
1291
01:12:48,398 --> 01:12:50,465
They're probably busy
doing charity work right now.
1292
01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:52,533
Really?
Oh, yeah.
1293
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:55,370
You see how tense they are?
They're sold out for the spirit
1294
01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:57,472
in ways you guys
would never understand.
1295
01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:05,780
Man:
That's my daughter in there.
Man #2: Pull yourself together.
1296
01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:08,416
Her brain is in a coma,
not her heart.
1297
01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:11,386
Man:
What am I supposed to do?
How am I supposed to forgive?
1298
01:13:11,388 --> 01:13:14,055
I don't even know
where to begin.
1299
01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:16,791
Begin with God.
1300
01:13:16,793 --> 01:13:20,461
Your whole life
you've been
building houses,
1301
01:13:20,463 --> 01:13:24,165
but you've never thought
about your own foundation.
1302
01:13:26,602 --> 01:13:28,936
It's too late
for me now.
1303
01:13:28,938 --> 01:13:30,972
It's just too hard.
1304
01:13:30,974 --> 01:13:34,108
It's never easy
to forgive.
1305
01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:37,111
We have to give up
our advantage,
1306
01:13:37,113 --> 01:13:39,680
like Christ did
for us.
1307
01:13:39,682 --> 01:13:43,885
Oh, it's a terrifying
and vulnerable thing,
1308
01:13:43,887 --> 01:13:46,120
but it sets us free.
1309
01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,592
You're never
gonna save grace
1310
01:13:51,594 --> 01:13:54,529
if you don't let
grace save you.
1311
01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:56,831
( Man singing )
1312
01:14:17,586 --> 01:14:19,754
All right, all right.
1313
01:14:23,058 --> 01:14:25,059
Sam:
Can you just talk
to me for a second?
1314
01:14:25,061 --> 01:14:28,129
Just give me five minutes?
Callie:
I won't give you two minutes.
1315
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:30,665
Okay, I'm fine
with just one.
What do you want, Sam?
1316
01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:33,501
I just want to
explain myself
so you don't think I'm--
1317
01:14:33,503 --> 01:14:35,736
I think you're
a liar and a thief
1318
01:14:35,738 --> 01:14:38,639
because you lied and stole
from thousands of people.
1319
01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:40,942
Is that about right?
Is that pretty much
what happened?
1320
01:14:40,944 --> 01:14:44,011
I did lie about
what I believe,
and I did lie--
1321
01:14:44,013 --> 01:14:46,147
Sam, stop, okay?
1322
01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:49,884
I am forgiving you,
all right?
And that's it.
1323
01:14:49,886 --> 01:14:53,888
You're forgiving me?
Just like that?
Yep, just like that.
1324
01:14:53,890 --> 01:14:55,656
I don't accept.
Excuse me?
1325
01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:57,658
You're playing the Christian
card and don't mean it.
1326
01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:59,861
Just be honest with me!
1327
01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:02,763
Why do you assume that
acting like a Christian
means not being honest?
1328
01:15:02,765 --> 01:15:06,667
Because I know you're upset.
I know that I let
everybody down.
1329
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:09,837
Yeah, Sam, that's
what happens when you
try to please everyone.
1330
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:12,640
You have to lie
to keep them happy,
and then eventually
1331
01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:15,643
you run out of lies
and everyone hates you.
1332
01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:17,979
Wow. Okay. Okay.
1333
01:15:17,981 --> 01:15:20,114
Did you ever hear
that Einstein failed
a math class?
1334
01:15:20,116 --> 01:15:22,550
Yeah, that's
actually not true.
Yeah, I know,
1335
01:15:22,552 --> 01:15:25,620
but the point is,
teachers still tell
students that today
1336
01:15:25,622 --> 01:15:28,189
because it inspires
a sense of hope.
1337
01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:30,791
Well, those teachers
are stupid,
1338
01:15:30,793 --> 01:15:32,894
because there's plenty
of other stories out there
1339
01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:34,929
that are inspirational
and actually true.
1340
01:15:34,931 --> 01:15:37,899
Yeah. Yeah.
1341
01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:40,034
Look, Sam, if you
want to live right,
1342
01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:43,037
if you want to
do right by people,
just be honest.
1343
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:47,008
You want me to be honest?
You want me to be honest
and go to jail.
1344
01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:49,210
You want me to be honest
and go to jail--
1345
01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:52,680
what about all the people
that are gonna walk away from
their faith because of me?
1346
01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:54,815
Is that what I should do?
You have no problem lying
1347
01:15:54,817 --> 01:15:56,951
and letting an entire
village suffer for it?
1348
01:15:56,953 --> 01:15:58,986
Of course I have
a problem with--
1349
01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:00,922
Sam, listen, listen.
1350
01:16:00,924 --> 01:16:03,257
I am not trying
to tell you what
to do, okay?
1351
01:16:03,259 --> 01:16:07,895
But if anyone's faith
is in you, they should
walk away from it.
1352
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,031
And this isn't me
trying to make some
1353
01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:13,034
come-to-Jesus
moment, okay,
it's just...
1354
01:16:13,036 --> 01:16:16,671
It seems like you don't
even know what you believe,
1355
01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:20,007
and I think
until you do know,
1356
01:16:20,009 --> 01:16:23,110
your best answer is that
you don't have one.
1357
01:16:27,883 --> 01:16:32,119
I just think you should
put your hope in something
that's worthy of you.
1358
01:16:34,356 --> 01:16:36,090
That's all.
1359
01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:58,913
Callie...
1360
01:17:03,051 --> 01:17:05,620
I'm so sorry.
1361
01:17:05,622 --> 01:17:07,722
For everything.
1362
01:17:09,057 --> 01:17:11,258
I hope
you know that.
1363
01:17:13,128 --> 01:17:15,196
I hope that's true.
1364
01:17:29,911 --> 01:17:31,979
( Knocking at door )
1365
01:17:38,687 --> 01:17:40,821
You got a minute?
1366
01:17:40,823 --> 01:17:42,823
We're not getting
to the money.
1367
01:17:42,825 --> 01:17:45,760
I can get to the money.
That's not the problem.
What is?
1368
01:17:45,762 --> 01:17:47,828
Ken will never let me--
Ken cannot stop you.
1369
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:50,131
Then somebody else will.
You don't understand.
1370
01:17:50,133 --> 01:17:53,668
These people put me
in this box, like the only
thing I can do is music.
1371
01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:56,137
And then they resent me
'cause they're jealous.
1372
01:17:56,139 --> 01:17:58,305
They don't resent you
because they're jealous,
1373
01:17:58,307 --> 01:18:00,341
they resent you because
you're kind of a dick.
1374
01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:03,678
No, no, look.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Look. Listen.
1375
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:07,014
You need to cut
this rock-star crap,
dude, okay?
1376
01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:11,318
Listen, I think you're
the perfect guys to run
project "get Wells soon."
1377
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,888
I know that your heart
is in the right place,
1378
01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:16,824
but, man, you got to
change your attitude.
1379
01:18:19,161 --> 01:18:22,363
I think we can
really help each other,
but you got to trust me.
1380
01:18:30,005 --> 01:18:32,406
Now, do you know
any other songs?
1381
01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:37,778
Mm.
1382
01:18:37,780 --> 01:18:39,814
Aha! Come in!
Come in, come in.
1383
01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:42,717
I'm just getting
my stuff ready.
Yeah. Yeah.
1384
01:18:42,719 --> 01:18:46,253
I about fell out of my chair
when you called and said
you had a new song.
1385
01:18:46,255 --> 01:18:48,355
Yeah, well, I'm just
experimenting with
a few new words.
1386
01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:51,358
Ah, I get it.
Artist thing.
1387
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,294
I understand.
( Phone ringing )
1388
01:18:53,296 --> 01:18:56,464
One second.
Hello.
1389
01:18:56,466 --> 01:19:00,301
Yes, it's him.
Huh?
1390
01:19:00,303 --> 01:19:03,170
Oh. Uh...
1391
01:19:03,172 --> 01:19:05,239
Wh-- uh...
1392
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:07,208
Absolutely.
1393
01:19:07,210 --> 01:19:10,878
And you are here
right now?
1394
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:13,013
Well, yeah,
I can come
down right now.
1395
01:19:13,015 --> 01:19:16,784
Sounds great. Thank you
see you soon.
1396
01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:18,986
Gabriel, this is it!
1397
01:19:18,988 --> 01:19:21,021
You just tune up,
do what you need to do,
1398
01:19:21,023 --> 01:19:23,023
warm up, whatever.
1399
01:19:23,025 --> 01:19:25,292
I'm gonna run
downstairs real quick.
1400
01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:27,762
Apparently someone
from the holy herald
is here
1401
01:19:27,764 --> 01:19:29,797
talking about rankings.
1402
01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:32,333
All right.
I'll just do some
scales or something.
1403
01:19:32,335 --> 01:19:34,835
Great. Bye-bye.
1404
01:19:34,837 --> 01:19:37,371
( Door opens, closes )
1405
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:42,443
( Crowd cheering,
organ playing )
1406
01:19:51,019 --> 01:19:54,388
Good evening.
1407
01:19:54,390 --> 01:19:57,558
I can't tell you
how happy we are to be
back here in Houston.
1408
01:20:01,062 --> 01:20:03,364
Tonight,
1409
01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:06,467
let's get rid of
every distraction
1410
01:20:08,336 --> 01:20:12,973
and focus on
praising Jesus.
1411
01:20:12,975 --> 01:20:15,242
Amen?
Crowd: Amen!
1412
01:20:15,244 --> 01:20:17,511
All right.
Here we go.
1413
01:20:23,385 --> 01:20:26,887
¶ Jesus ¶
yo!
1414
01:20:26,889 --> 01:20:29,056
What's up, dude?
How you doin'?
1415
01:20:29,058 --> 01:20:32,927
Hey, dude,
you never told me about
1416
01:20:32,929 --> 01:20:35,462
the party the other night.
How was it?
1417
01:20:35,464 --> 01:20:39,333
You don't even...
It was a disaster.
1418
01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:42,002
Really?
Yeah.
1419
01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:44,238
I drank 19 beers,
1420
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:47,007
and three months ago,
that's bad-ass.
1421
01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:49,610
And now it was
just like,
1422
01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:52,446
"who's the old guy
with the drinking problem?"
( Laughing )
1423
01:20:52,448 --> 01:20:56,617
Still, college,
no parents.
Right?
1424
01:20:56,619 --> 01:20:59,553
No.
1425
01:20:59,555 --> 01:21:01,288
Nope.
1426
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:04,558
I got to get a life.
( Tyson singing )
1427
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,927
Yo!
1428
01:21:06,929 --> 01:21:09,029
Yo, yo, what's up?
What's up, you d.B.'S?
1429
01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:11,365
You guys just
making out, or...
1430
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:13,467
Baker, we've got
a real love.
1431
01:21:13,469 --> 01:21:15,469
Yeah.
Something you
wouldn't understand.
1432
01:21:15,471 --> 01:21:18,973
Hey, uh, guys?
I just wanted to say,
1433
01:21:18,975 --> 01:21:21,876
I'm really, really sorry
about everything.
1434
01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:24,578
If I could do this
whole summer over again,
you know--
1435
01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:27,047
ah, you're good, Sam.
1436
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:30,317
Yeah.
I mean, the idea,
from the onset,
1437
01:21:30,319 --> 01:21:32,186
terrible.
Thank you.
1438
01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:33,954
But you got to
see it to the end.
1439
01:21:33,956 --> 01:21:36,891
I did you get you
a hell of a recommendation.
1440
01:21:36,893 --> 01:21:40,494
Don't worry about that, man.
Unless you already wrote it.
1441
01:21:40,496 --> 01:21:43,397
'Cause, then, yeah.
Yeah, I'll take it.
1442
01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:45,332
I did. You will.
1443
01:21:45,334 --> 01:21:47,501
I just wish all y'all
could've got
something out of it.
1444
01:21:47,503 --> 01:21:50,537
Uh... we got
something out of it.
1445
01:21:50,539 --> 01:21:52,940
Check this out.
1446
01:21:52,942 --> 01:21:56,644
Boom, for you.
Boom, for you.
1447
01:21:56,646 --> 01:21:58,946
Thanks. What is it?
What is this?
1448
01:21:58,948 --> 01:22:02,549
Our fat stacks, yo!
Royalty checks
from cross dressing!
1449
01:22:02,551 --> 01:22:05,319
Baker, this is $6,500.
1450
01:22:05,321 --> 01:22:09,056
Guys, I'm the frigging man.
This happened.
1451
01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:11,125
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
1452
01:22:11,127 --> 01:22:12,693
You should just
take my check.
1453
01:22:12,695 --> 01:22:15,262
All of y'all,
just split it up.
What?
1454
01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:17,364
I got to work for my dad
anyways after this
1455
01:22:17,366 --> 01:22:19,700
to pay back some debts,
so I already got a job.
1456
01:22:19,702 --> 01:22:23,304
I don't need-- although,
with all these checks,
1457
01:22:23,306 --> 01:22:25,339
I could pay him
back right now
1458
01:22:25,341 --> 01:22:27,107
one fell swoop,
which would be great
1459
01:22:27,109 --> 01:22:28,676
for me and him,
probably you guys too.
1460
01:22:28,678 --> 01:22:31,979
Tyson:
You know what, Pierce?
None of us
1461
01:22:31,981 --> 01:22:33,981
could thank you enough.
1462
01:22:33,983 --> 01:22:36,717
( All talking at once )
1463
01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:39,486
That's very sweet
of you. That's...
1464
01:22:39,488 --> 01:22:42,022
Are you serious?
All: Yeah.
1465
01:22:42,024 --> 01:22:44,091
You're supposed to say,
"no, we couldn't,"
and then you give me my--
1466
01:22:44,093 --> 01:22:46,293
forget it.
Just give me my--
1467
01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:48,429
are you gonna go down?
All right, you're going
down right now.
1468
01:22:48,431 --> 01:22:49,730
Hey, you guys,
Gabriel's...
1469
01:22:49,732 --> 01:22:52,366
Uh...
1470
01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:55,069
Gabriel's on
his last song.
1471
01:22:55,071 --> 01:22:57,371
Hey, Baker,
1472
01:22:57,373 --> 01:23:00,174
let's finish
what we started.
1473
01:23:00,176 --> 01:23:02,543
You got it, Pierce.
1474
01:23:06,548 --> 01:23:09,550
Yeah, man, I'm gonna
get to the booth.
1475
01:23:09,552 --> 01:23:11,986
Okay.
1476
01:23:16,358 --> 01:23:19,326
Hmm?
1477
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:22,997
Will you give today
for a better tomorrow?
1478
01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:36,677
Pierce:
You know, if you make
$25,000 a year,
1479
01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:40,280
you're in the top 10%
1480
01:23:40,282 --> 01:23:43,217
of wealth in this world.
1481
01:23:43,219 --> 01:23:47,454
I mean, we are blessed
beyond belief,
1482
01:23:47,456 --> 01:23:51,525
and yet I don't think
there's anybody in this
room who cares.
1483
01:23:53,528 --> 01:23:55,496
That's it.
1484
01:23:55,498 --> 01:23:57,464
All right.
1485
01:23:59,234 --> 01:24:02,102
It's heavy.
1486
01:24:02,104 --> 01:24:04,371
Hey, what are you
gonna say?
1487
01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:07,041
Uh...
1488
01:24:07,043 --> 01:24:09,610
I don't know.
1489
01:24:09,612 --> 01:24:12,679
Just...
I'll just get out there
1490
01:24:12,681 --> 01:24:16,350
and say the first thing
that pops into my head,
I guess.
1491
01:24:21,356 --> 01:24:24,391
Hey, can you...
Can you deliver
something for me?
1492
01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:26,527
Uh, yeah.
Sure.
1493
01:24:35,403 --> 01:24:37,271
Thanks.
1494
01:24:43,611 --> 01:24:45,512
Callie?
1495
01:24:45,514 --> 01:24:48,115
Yeah?
1496
01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:52,352
You...
1497
01:24:52,354 --> 01:24:56,090
You know how the other night
you were talking about
how you feel like
1498
01:24:56,092 --> 01:24:58,459
you're on tour, and...
1499
01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:02,563
You haven't
changed anything?
1500
01:25:02,565 --> 01:25:06,467
You really shouldn't worry
about that so much.
1501
01:25:40,535 --> 01:25:42,436
( Exhales )
1502
01:26:02,190 --> 01:26:04,358
Pierce:
It is now
my distinct pleasure
1503
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:06,693
to introduce
to you the man
1504
01:26:06,695 --> 01:26:08,896
behind this mission.
1505
01:26:08,898 --> 01:26:12,533
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Sam atwell!
1506
01:26:12,535 --> 01:26:14,801
( Applause, cheering )
1507
01:26:22,911 --> 01:26:25,279
Thank you guys.
1508
01:26:26,648 --> 01:26:28,749
Thank you all
so much.
1509
01:26:30,451 --> 01:26:33,754
I was just reading Matthew,
1510
01:26:35,690 --> 01:26:37,558
and, uh,
1511
01:26:40,595 --> 01:26:43,230
there's this story
1512
01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:47,234
about a rich, young guy
1513
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:52,206
who meets Jesus,
1514
01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:55,309
and he asks him,
1515
01:26:55,311 --> 01:26:59,279
"how do I get
into heaven?"
1516
01:26:59,281 --> 01:27:01,315
And Jesus is like,
1517
01:27:01,317 --> 01:27:03,517
"have you obeyed
the commandments?"
1518
01:27:03,519 --> 01:27:06,420
And the guy's like,
"yeah, I have."
1519
01:27:08,256 --> 01:27:10,924
But Jesus told him
1520
01:27:10,926 --> 01:27:13,927
that he had
something missing,
1521
01:27:13,929 --> 01:27:16,964
so he asked him
to give up everything,
1522
01:27:16,966 --> 01:27:19,466
sacrifice everything,
1523
01:27:22,270 --> 01:27:24,371
and follow him.
1524
01:27:26,441 --> 01:27:29,876
But the guy
couldn't do it.
1525
01:27:29,878 --> 01:27:32,613
And it says that
1526
01:27:32,615 --> 01:27:35,415
the rich, young guy
1527
01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:37,551
walked away sad,
1528
01:27:40,288 --> 01:27:41,922
because
1529
01:27:41,924 --> 01:27:45,025
he had too much
to lose.
1530
01:27:49,731 --> 01:27:53,000
This guy believed in Jesus
right up to the point
1531
01:27:53,002 --> 01:27:56,670
that it was gonna
cost him something,
and then he just bailed,
1532
01:27:56,672 --> 01:28:00,507
which makes me wonder
if he ever really,
1533
01:28:00,509 --> 01:28:04,278
really believed
in the first place.
1534
01:28:09,651 --> 01:28:12,319
Sometimes a decision
comes your way,
1535
01:28:12,321 --> 01:28:13,987
and it's...
1536
01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:20,294
It's a hard decision.
1537
01:28:20,296 --> 01:28:22,729
But it shows you
1538
01:28:22,731 --> 01:28:25,065
in that moment
1539
01:28:25,067 --> 01:28:29,069
what you really believe.
1540
01:28:47,588 --> 01:28:49,656
I, uh...
1541
01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:57,898
( Sighs )
1542
01:29:16,517 --> 01:29:19,453
¶ Morning prayer took the girl unawares ¶
1543
01:29:19,455 --> 01:29:23,557
¶ she was late for class and she knew it ¶
1544
01:29:23,559 --> 01:29:27,094
¶ the broadcaster had a voice that was soothing ¶
1545
01:29:27,096 --> 01:29:30,797
¶ she couldn't tell if it was a man or woman ¶
1546
01:29:30,799 --> 01:29:35,736
¶ and a patch of sun fell onto her desk ¶
1547
01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:43,377
¶ she put her head on her arms, on her neck ¶
1548
01:29:45,780 --> 01:29:49,583
¶ the lesson today was the acts of apostles ¶
1549
01:29:49,585 --> 01:29:53,120
¶ the crazy hippies, they're running scared ¶
1550
01:29:53,122 --> 01:29:56,890
¶ she shut her eyes and imagined the desert ¶
1551
01:29:56,892 --> 01:30:01,695
¶ no cars, no mobiles, just sun and bread ¶
1552
01:30:01,697 --> 01:30:05,532
¶ what would she look like standing by the well? ¶
1553
01:30:08,970 --> 01:30:13,006
¶ more like a woman and less like a girl ¶
1554
01:30:15,777 --> 01:30:18,645
¶ oh ¶
1555
01:30:18,647 --> 01:30:23,150
¶ if I could make sense of it all ¶
1556
01:30:23,152 --> 01:30:25,852
¶ I wished that I could sing ¶
1557
01:30:25,854 --> 01:30:28,054
¶ I'd stay in a melody ¶
1558
01:30:28,056 --> 01:30:31,691
¶ I would float along in my everlasting song ¶
1559
01:30:31,693 --> 01:30:36,863
¶ what would I do to believe? ¶
1560
01:30:49,177 --> 01:30:52,879
¶ later on she plays "morning has broken" ¶
1561
01:30:52,881 --> 01:30:54,681
¶ she knows she's bad ¶
1562
01:30:54,683 --> 01:30:56,616
¶ she is slowing everybody down ¶
1563
01:30:56,618 --> 01:30:59,986
¶ the choirmaster, usually a bastard ¶
1564
01:30:59,988 --> 01:31:01,955
¶ knows her mother's sick ¶
1565
01:31:01,957 --> 01:31:04,825
¶ he'll be nice to her ¶
1566
01:31:04,827 --> 01:31:07,194
¶ she thinks that she shouldn't be there at all ¶
1567
01:31:12,533 --> 01:31:16,203
¶ her worries make everything else seem trivial ¶
1568
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:21,875
¶ oh ¶
1569
01:31:21,877 --> 01:31:26,580
¶ if I could make sense of it all ¶
1570
01:31:26,582 --> 01:31:29,182
¶ I wished that I could sing ¶
1571
01:31:29,184 --> 01:31:31,518
¶ I'd stay in a melody ¶
1572
01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:34,921
¶ I would float along in my everlasting song ¶
1573
01:31:34,923 --> 01:31:40,727
¶ what would I do to believe? ¶
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