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You're joking right?

Batman v Superman xxx An Axel Braun Parody

Six weeks earlier ...

That's the perfect Barbara question

It's true that Superman grabs most of the rats, simply, our police are not prepared for such tasks.

That's why I gathered the team who will work on his own Meta-man

It will not be a stranger from another world ...

... but a hero from his own garden.

Which will serve us to maintain security.

President Luther introduces the creature, which turned out to be weird overall for the world.

Luther was charged, resulting from his madness regarding these creatures.

President Luther groundlessly stated that he had evidence to blame superman

However, the sources of the President of the White House were uncertain, which cleared him of the charges.

Meanwhile, Man of Steel still has advanced technology worth $ 1 trillion.

It's good that it's for Luther ... inconsistent

Why can not we kill this ... man ?!

This is not my way, Maxima

You know about it

At least I would not call you a coward.

But these last weeks you helped me drive away the upcoming threats.

I found you for it that you become a real warrior

Thanks

Scenario Axel Braun and Mark Logan

I think so...

Stay here with me

Are you the doctor of this primitive planet ?! They do not appreciate what you do for them!

Producer and Rezyser Axel Braun

Because...

...I appreciate...

Earth is my home

And yet they do not see what you are doing! And yes!

Warlord worthy coat.

Just think Superman ...

Through our offspring, the last race from Krypton would have received a new life.

We've already discussed Maxim

I am not a material for a Dignitary

And Father and Empire ...

I can give you what no earthly woman can give you.

I can wear our children, children of our galaxy.

You know what...

Perspective is the continuation our Kryptoriańska line ...

... which is intriguing.

Oh yes...

Seriously?

I only said that your suggestion was intriguing but ...

... I do not want to be a desperate Father.

Get out!

Get out!

Well done for that!

You know but that for the Joker watching this is a crazy thing.

Ghotam Valley

You got it

Sometimes caused by the Dark Knight

Harley Quinn

You were late arriving

For a special occasion to kill some important people

I care but stay with this fight.

Near somewhere I find the house of this Clown

Well ...

Once we will try to kill you.

Everything is going well, and I have a little message

I'm not interested

Actually, I guess I even know who I want to kill Superman.

I forgot about it

Where's Joker and what did he do to Supermen?

Will do!

You too, everyone sees the enemy in a friend, and the lie is the enemy of the enemy

Is something like that.

So what is this message?

You want to know?

You must pay

What do you want?

Come on...

Do not be sad, prove me that you want it.

This should not happen

I'm sure that...

... you will do everything to save his friend.

This information will remain only between you and me

What are your plans for Superman?

I said we're going to kill him

What else?

Well, Mr. President who remains nameless ...

... spoke to Mr. J. that superman's pants are very difficult to subordinate.

Lois Lane

There is another bitch!

Who is she?

It would not be fun if I just told you.

What did you do to me?

Do you like it?

I have it from poison ivy

Do not despair, you do not have to worry.

When you wake up it will be over.

It was

With my... the deepest regret ...

... and humbly resign from my presidency United States

You do something humbly ...

Not in this life.

Why do I owe this visit?

Maybe just ...

...this part...

... the presidential palace is not for you.

I'm a busy Joker

Not for long.

You see ...

Little Lois Lane could not be very much last night return home safely

Big Red Dog left no trace what i meant.

I will check and deal with Superman, who is ...

...awful.

My expected return in the near future will focus on my ...

It really is not my strong point

I have no idea yet

Not when for one Kryptończyk my oath is quite embarrassing

The oath is quite embarrassing

Let me think, I think that sex is on your way

You for this creature ...

... you do not want to discover the villain ...

... President of the United States?

How can you think I've complicated something?

So end it here

You are absolutely right, end it here,

You see ...

... I want to kill Lois Lane before midnight, is Superman's girlfriend ...

... and you have my word.

Really?

What's the problem?

Well ...

You did not tell me everything about this Great Blue.

Just...

Someone may whisper something nearby.

Whisper nearby

This will be good

Idiot

You are too clever, to underestimate her, Mr. President.

Possible

But I can not do it anymore, this section is a clownfish.

If he can kill Lois, this will cause a conflict.

And what if they find out about us?

He does not love eyes ...

... but with the mind.

That is why you are my Cupid, the painting of pride.

Impressive

Shakespeare from Krypton

No

How do you know that there are no sticky bears?

I know what this world is.

Sticky bears

Sticky bears

Do you have no respect?

I'm sorry

How will you deal with it?

I'm sorry, really, I'm sorry, honey ...

I'm at home

You give me my ass

Look at me

Look at me!

Look at me!

This is the law that passes through the jurisdiction of Metropoli.

So you see ...

... but I will explain to you this small operation.

Business as usual in Gotham is ...

... very profitable, you know.

Superman will find me, and then it will get really interesting.

Well, he should hurry up.

Not so fast

I'll do it..

... And this kid will turn to his one partner

He's not here

What's up?

He's not here

Tick ​​Tack

You should join us

I opened the bar

I'll take care of her

This thing will probably be fun

As much as I would like

A bag with a nice bottle of balm in hand

This whole thing ...

I have no idea what you're doing here?

Well ...

It just so happens that Batman is her boyfriend

As always

Let me take care of it

Actually

I'm here because, I want to see your generosity

Not mine?

He lost all sense to the Cat

For the cat

What the hell is the Kitten doing here?

Maybe...

She went on a nice spring weekend?

Do not ask any more questions

Just Lois Lane

I will be here for a few hours.

So talk boldly what you would like

I just woke up

What's that supposed to mean?

It means

Equal work

for equal pay

Do you know about me?

You have to stay

And do something ...

... so that we will not be bored ...

... before Superman gets here.

He is coming

He will not come, you know

No one else

This Kitten is flexible

Naturally dirty

Get out

Seriously disappear

Now now!

Once again, a sticky bear

I hope you enjoyed the show.

Oh yes I know, I know you're shocked.

Flying boy in blue

But you see

That's why I do these things I do

I've dealt with everyone as you know

Superman

Batman'em

I'm asking this just in case

Because everyone is just a human being

Well ...

almost everyone.

Scorpion

gone

Batman

Please do not die

Not yet

Seriously, do not be kidding

You know what...

I thought you would be bigger.

You look a bit like Daredevil

Who you are?

I'm Keri

I'm your big fan

I saw her outside and I thought that you can have some trouble.

"J has LL. Let's meet in a cave. Cat. "

Something's wrong?

Can I help you?

Next time you will have trouble, Keri

A meeting is just waiting for me

You're welcome

Moron

I do not know how he could have killed her, Bruce

I could stop him

I should stop him

We need to find the Joker before Clark returns.

What about you?

What, do you want to fight alone?

Yes, Want.

And when they stop me one day, they will destroy ...

... everything I built.

Clark would never let anything like that, Sellin

I must try to stop him. Because he is good.

The decision has already been taken.

It's like catching a bat man or Killer Crock.

Everyone could do it.

Even Superman.

Even you?

Somehow I always knew that this great blue will come to you,

You just became both rude.

It is not it. This is not the point.

Do you really think you will separate them? You can not do it

Yes

I think I know how it is ...

... lose the purest person in the world.

- You look worried - Yes

I'm weird.

Lois

No

I know I miss everything

I never knew that I can feel that way

Me neither

Throughout all these years...

I told him I did not love him.

I do not think I ever knew that great love was beside me

I say it now.

Lex Corpus is not a place, which will lead you again.

Moonlight Mr. President.

Do you have any idea that this fragment comes from Kryptona?

A little

I could stop you

Imagine the headings: "President Luther grabs a watchful Batman."

I think that my rival could do a man of peace with me.

I doubt it

You think I'm too hard, right?

Compared to you...

I was eye to eye with Man Of Steel.

I seem to have many more advantages to everyone, wherein...

...I also.

You should try.

I could

I was told you had a counter-action plan, which irritates everyone.

I wonder why you come to me with this?

You have peace, but you do not see discord.

I know he is wobbling.

Mine turned out to be more lethal to Superman. He will die from your hands, not mine.

You will see your fall.

I will not present you with a second offer, that you stay in my base.

Invasion is more important. They may need my help.

But it does not override, these doors still desire companionship.

I can not Maxima

Nothing has changed.

Please...

Send me home

Farewell to Superman from Earth

They spend money or ...

The world and the media are still shocked after a man's death ...

Lois Lane from The Daily Planets has been found dead lured into a trap in one of the apartments, Friday evening ...

Lois

The investigation has begun ...

No!

Today, 4,000 people came to say "Bethany", the Daily Planet Lois Lane journalist.

Which was brutally murdered by Joker last Friday.

Why was not Man Of Steel there, We still do not know.

Batman is too busy, fighting for better Ghotam City

To prevent the biggest enemy, comedian to hide this murder.

bruce

Now...

I came to you for it.

You came to me for vengeance!

Why did not you protect her?

I protected you.

Half of this city is looking for me, Bruce.

help me

It does not have to be that way.

Yes, it must.

Kryptoński Gaz

You feel aggrieved.

We were one life, one way of acting.

I want to bring that moment to life, Clark.

So many years have passed.

I want to revive you, one man, who defeated you.

Look, it's over!

Just kill me.

Someone has to pay for it.

Someone has to be responsible for it ...

... for Lois.

The murder is all a lie, Clark.

You should be here! You left this city for another galaxy!

Maybe I should stop you, that you come back.

Do you believe me?

Is the worst ...

... will she pay for my city from waiting faces?

I need Ghota!

Enough!

You act like children!

you fell

Listen ...

We all lose someone when we fight.

We all have some kind of love for them ...

... but they are gone. But thanks to them we can become better.

Are you sure?

Yes

Now, find this maniac and let us lead justice.

Try to be better people, but I know...

I love you both.

I know you have to find ...

... strong warriors with a heart to fight.

Direction Axel Braun

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