Original subtitles

Anybody there?

Where is everyone?

What's the matter?

Who is it?

Who spoke?

Look here. -Where?

Here. Behind you.

Stupid beggar. Look upward now.

Hey, you? -l'm lord Wellington.

Why are you here?

lt's a strange city.

People are absent and stones talk.

What are you blabbering?

l'm a reporter. l came for a scoop.

But where are people of this town?

There is a story behind it.

And it's hero is Prem.

A strange funny fellow that boy was, Prem.

Come here.

Wipe the crow-shit of my back.

What, sir?

Crow has made me dirty. Wipe it of my back, dumb fellow.

Prem and problems are like twins. Twins.

Prem and problems are always together.

Move back! Move!

Nobody will come in front. Move!

Move! Move!

Move! -Help!

Move! -Move!

Help! Help!

Move! -Move! Move!

Oh no!

What..

Oh my God!

Prem. -President!

Great, Prem! Great.

You've caught the dacoit so bravely. Superb, president!

Great work, pal!

l won't spare you. -You were wonderful, Prem.

l won't spare you.

Great work, Prem!

He's a brave fellow. -Hail President Prem!

Hail! -Shut up!

Don't praise me!

Baldy outsider!

Why are you hiding, baldy?

You again gave me a cycle without brake.

Thanks to that man..

l ran into him and got saved or else..

..l'd had an accident. -No.

Hear him?

He ran into the dacoit because of cycle without brake.

We thought he caught the dacoit with his bravery.

Leave him!

Hello, Prem Shankar Sharma..

..President of Happy Club speaking.

You want to be a member of Happy Club.

No, sir. There is a big demand for membership.

We've 6 months waiting period.

Hello, you can get it on special case.

Yes, you've to pay only 4999. -Right.

No cheque only cash. -Correct.

You'll pay next month.

You beggar, don't waste president's time by calling.

President, we're beggars, not him.

Happy Club has no money.

Even our dads don't pay us enough money.

Why do we've dads? -Exactly.

Every old dad is enemy of his young son.

You're my enemy, rogue. -Dad.

Shut up, fool!

Thank God l found all the rogues together.

l brought these worthless chaps here. -No, uncle.

We brought this worthless chap to you to convince you.

At that time you looked innocent and said..

Uncle, we want to start Happy Club to keep this town happy.

Give us place of 2 coffins.

All five of us will adjust there.

And today, your Happy Club has expanded..

..and my coffin shop has shrunk to a corner.

Uncle, this is fruits of our thoughts and deeds.

Which thought and deed?

Close the club! And get lost!

No, uncle. We do good deed.

We protect young girls.

We guide misguided youths like him.

We unite lovers. -Shut up!

l got many complaints against you.

Now your dirty club can't run in my shop.

Uncle..-No, no.

This is uncle's place and he'll decide it.

You're too good. Just great!

You're justice. You're king.

You're wise. You're pope.

Now you'll decide whose work is dirty. Yours or ours?

Meaning?

Uncle, happy wants people to be healthy and happy.

And you want them to die and rest in your coffin.

Who work is dirty?

Think before you answer. Your God is watching.

By the way, uncle, membership to our club is open. -But..

50 percent off to old people. -Listen..

Only 2999. -But..

Uncle, we take only cash, not cheques.

David, your dad has become a member.

Hug him. -Dad!

President, you've saved the club.

Now save this Romeo too who is in love with his Juliet.

Chandar, tell me. What's love?

You say you get lost in her thought.

Where do you get lost? How do you return?

Laugh as much as you want.

You'll realize when you'll fall in love.

Come on, pal. You're getting serious? -Obviously.

l was shouting for long to help me.

lf l don't get Divya tomorrow, l won't get her ever.

And l'll commit suicide.

Don't worry, Chandar. You're member of Happy club.

And it's our rule to unite lovers. -Right, friends? -Right.

But friend, you've to pay wedding expenses.

l'll pay. -Commission of Happy club too.

l'll pay that too. -Listen.

l can see that your love is true.

But do you've evidence or letter..

..to prove that her love is true.

l've her lots of letters.

She write to me new letter daily. This is latest.

Lucky boy.

lt's blank.

Love doesn't need words.

Feelings. Only feelings.

Kunu, why did you park the vehicle so far?

l told him. l can't go close.

There are 4 woman like gents bodyguards. -What?

l mean there are 4 men like ladies bodyguards around Devi.

They're very dangerous. Once they thrashed me brutally.

You fool, how will we recognize her?

l've brought it.

Will you celebrate honeymoon with binoculars?

Tell me.

There she's. Near book shop in yellow dress. '

ls she your love? -What do you mean?

Does she really love you?

Yes, friend. Didn't l tell you about those love letters?

Yes, those of feelings? -Yes.

l can't believe it.

President, let me see too.

Near the book stall in yellow dress.

Oh! So are marrying her? Are you mad?

She has gone mad to elope with his pauper.

She'll elope with her. But is he mad to marry her?

Fool, you're pitying him and l feel sorry for her.

What are you saying?

lf you don't kidnap Devi today, we won't get another chance.

Look, no guard is around. Hurry up! -Yes, we're going.

Did you explain to her that we'll come to kidnap her?

Yes.

Let's go. -Hold this.

Listen, code word is 'Are you coming to Khandala?'

President, she's a bit angry with me. Handle her.

As Chandar has said, guards aren't around.

lt's a good chance. -Go from there.

Tell her the codeword and kidnap her. l'll come be there.

Yes, President. -Over and out.

Are you coming to Khandala?

lf you pay 3000, l'll come anywhere.

President, do you've 2000 rupees? -Why?

l've 1 000. Chandar is saving money.

Devi says she'll come if we pay 3000. -What are you saying?

Yes, look there. She's ready.

Fool, whom did you approach?

Devi.

She's not Devi, Devi is here. Sit in van, l'll get Devi.

l've been here 5 times, Mr. Daruwala.

lf you can't arrange puppies, please return my advance.

Madam, consider that we got the puppies.

They're in demand now.

Manager has kept them with him so that nobody takes them.

l don't know where he's. l'll check and call him.

Are you coming to Khandala?

Khandala? -Yes.

Do l've to come to Khandala for that dog?

Dog?

Look, madam. l know you're angry, but don't call him dog.

Ok. Not dog, puppy. -Puppy?

Ok, call him puppy. He's yours.

Where is he? -ln the van.

Let's go. -Come.

How many nails he has?

Ten.

Not you, but that dog. -What?

Sorry, puppy.

Puppy's nails. -lt must be 1 9 or 21 .

1 0 of hands and 1 0 of legs. Look, he definitely has 20.

Oh! Listen to me. l'll pick him by his ear and check him.

What?

Call him puppy or dog, he's yours.

You can lift him as you want.

Wait. l'll get him.

He's bringing her.

Dog..-What are you saying?

She said that.

She's very angry with you.

She said she'll lift you by ears and check you. -What?

lt's very tense situation. Come.

Devi. Devi.

Where are you going? She's Devi, puppy.

What nonsense!

Whom did you kidnap?

Kidnap? What did you mean?

She isn't your girl? -No.

Very good. -What good?

No, our Happy club has erred.

We came to kidnap a girl..-Kidnap?

You mean kidnapping? -No.

Kidnappers! Police!

What a girl, pal!

Silky hair, milky cheeks. She's like a vanilla ice-cream.

What are you doing, President? Look, my Devi is leaving.

Those guards are with her.

She went in the mall. What will we do now?

Don't worry. l've plan B to make Devi your wife.

Oh God! How dare you tease a girl!

You fool!

Dear, this colour will suit you.

'Are you coming to Khandala?' -Ok.

What happened? What's this sound?

Devi was here. -How did this Pathan came here?

l'm scared.

Hey, you're Pathan's wife, yet you're scared.

Small wife. Fat wife. Let's go.

Where is Devi? -Nobody will leave. We'll check everyone.

Oh! Disgusting!

You stupid man! l don't know if you're a man or a woman.

You want to see the face of wife of..

..Sultan Salman Shahrukh Khan Tublak.

You want to see face of Pathan's wife.

Even l didn't see it clearly and you want to see it.

Wait. l'll call my brother Asama.

He'll blast bomb on your head.

Brother..-No. You can go.

My dear wife! Let's go.

That's Devi. Nab her.

Let's run!

Run!

Hurry!

This encounter king has killed 98. Terror Tej Singh.

l'll complete my century if l find..

..Devi and her husband by evening.

And if l don't find, l'll get four.

l'll kill four of you.

Now garland each other.

Thank you.

Wedding is complete.

Don't worry. Terror Tej Singh won't find us. Let's eat food.

We've no money. -Don't worry. We'll eat for free.

Again? Here?

You've come again. -Talk with respect. President is here.

You're talking as if you're country's President.

We'll become that too one day.

Don't talk too much.

Take the order.

Bring 4 grilled chicken.

2 fried brains. -One mutton gravy.

One kebab.

Again the same.

l told you to eat vegetarian food when with me.

l detest smell of chicken and mutton.

Mr. President, majority is of non-veg.

Yes. -Eat it. You'll be sinned.

Get cottage cheese and fried lentils for me.

Pay 1 350 rupees. -What?

You want money in advance? What's this rule?

lt's a good rule for free loaders like you.

Actually, dad. Today we're in tight spot.

We're father and son at home, not here.

Ok, Shiv Shankar.

Shameless, you take my father's name.

l can't call you papa or take your name. What should l say?

Don't say anything. Pay the money.

David, give the key. -But, dad..

Your dad is a great man, like an angel.

Yes, l'm a demon.

The car is worth 8 lakh. Tomorrow l'll pay and take car.

Ok. -Give them food.

Fresh, don't give me yesterday's stale food.

Don't give me the look. Bring the food.

He fooled me again.

He ate for free and left with the van. Cheater!

l've tolerated him a lot. lt's enough now.

We can't stay in the same house together.

No, dad. Please don't say that.

l won't change my decision now.

lf not for me, don't do this for mother.

Not for anyone.

Sharda, tell him. l won't change my decision.

Papa, please. l beg of you.

No matter what you do, my decision is final.

We can't stay together.

But where will you go in this age?

You'll wander around?

Neither your old bones nor your voice is strong.

You can't even beg properly.

"Madam." one has to shout like this.

Shut up!

l'm talking about you, not me.

lt's more shameful for you.

What will people say? -What?

That a young boy is enjoying outside..

..leaving old parents alone at home.

You can't enjoy. One needs cash to enjoy.

Worthless, you can't earn a penny.

lt's better to be without a son than have a son like you.

Papa, you're insulting sons.

Don't forget that only sons have earned fame, not dads.

What this new rubbish!

Mr. Gandhi. -Mr. Gandhi?

Mahatma. Real He-man.

He drove British out with a cane.

Do you know his father's name?

Mr. Shastri. Lal Bahadur.

He was small but he did great work and became Prime Minister.

Have you heard his father's name?

Michael Jackson. Entire world dances on his steps.

Have you heard his father's name?

Hello, look at me.

Prem Shankar Sharma. President of Happy Club.

What does his father do?

He works hard to earn money.

He isn't a free loader like you.

Cool. -Cool, my foot! Fool!

You gave you studies and work.

Why don't you leave the house now?

Don't give me the look. Get out.

What are you doing? He's young..-Quiet!

Your pampering has ruined him!

Get inside.

And you go out.

Come home, son.

No, mother.

Don't mind your father.

Prem. Prem.

Mo, because of me you too get scolded by dad.

His intentions are right.

He just care for you.

l know.

He worries what l'll do in life.

On top of that sometimes l stammer too.

Who says you stammer? You just take pauses while talking.

That's called stammering, mother.

Only when you get emotional, you've difficulty talking.

You're very good, mother.

Look, some day for you, l'll..

..only for you, l'll do something to get..

..my photo published in front page.

Then you and dad will be happy.

Now l've to work to earn money to get my respect back.

l've been telling you to find a tenant for my uncle's flat.

We'll get commission. -That Heaven Apartment.

Third class flat of second class building? -Nobody will rent it.

We'll find some fool. -What if we don't find one?

We'll fool someone.

Come, uncle Pinto. This is your luxurious flat.

My flat. l didn't even see it properly.

Then look. Window!

Spacious. Comfortable. You won't find such a flat.

lsn't it first class. -First class.

This is first class, Raju. Only a fool won't like it.

How did you like it, uncle?

lt's good.

Heard? He has chosen it.

Pinto, you liked this flat?

Why? lsn't it first class?

Only a fool won't like this flat.

How did you like it?

lt's good, but..-Even madam likes it.

Give our commission. 1 0,000.

But we fixed 6000.

Yes, 6000 for flat and 4000 to become member of Happy club.

When did you say so? -Now.

No. We don't want to be a member.

Fool! lf you want to be happy here, you've to become a member.

What's going on, dad?

You? -She's that girl!

How did they get in? Dad, they're kidnappers.

Kidnappers! -No.

That day they came to kidnap a girl in mall.

That girl wanted to be kidnapped? -Nonsense.

Pinto, drive him out quickly.

Give us our money. We'll leave.

Don't give him any money.

We won't leave without taking the money.

He won't listen like this.

We won't listen even that way.

Why won't you listen.

Munna is getting the luggage. He'll talk to you. Call him.

Munna!

Munna is coming.

What's going on?

Who are you? Why are you standing on stool?

l'm Munna Raja.

Don't be scared. -They left.

What? -They left.

Problem?

Sound.

No problem. l couldn't understand them.

Now that you're here, l understood them.

Good afternoon, madam. This is your lovely puppy.

l wanted to give this on your birthday. He's getting it now.

This is your wedding gift.

Thank you.

Sandra. -Bye, Jenny. -Bye.

Sorry, madam.

l'd have brought it, but l'm being harassed by police.

Why?

The day you came, some boys kidnapped a woman.

Do you know whose wife she was? Of Terror Tej Singh.

Those boys fled with the wife.

Now Terror Tej Sing is harassing us.

l know them. Call Tej Singh to Church.

"We've come to you with my lonely heart.."

Run! Run!

Lakhan! Get lost!

Wait! Why are we running?

Terror Tej Singh. -Tell us while running.

Tej Singh is coming. Run quickly.

But how did he come to know about us?

Jenny has called him here to take revenge with us.

Wait. Wait. -Why?

We came back to the place from where we started.

Where did you go?

We ran to live, but now we'll die.

He came to kill us.

ls the information right? -Yes, she called us at the church.

She has come too. -Who?

Daruwala, Church is here. Did she call us here? -Yes.

She must be on her way. Let's ask them.

Hi. -Hi. She came.

She's madam Jenny.

She knows the boys who kidnapped your Devi.

Who are they? -They.

They..-No, they're good boys from Happy Club.

They help others.

l'll find the boys with their help.

Daruwala, you said the girl knows their address.

l did. -When did l say so?

You didn't. Come. -Sir, she said it.

Jenny. Jenny.

President.

What are you doing here? Terror Tej Singh just left.

We know. Jenny had called him.

But we met Jenny and told her the truth.

She's Devi.

Prem kidnapped her that day to save her from Terror Tej Singh.

That butcher used to keep her forcefully and hit her.

But we love each other, so Prem got us married.

Now if you want, l can take her back to that butcher.

But please don't get Prem arrested.

Thank you, friend. -Come on.

Not even our relatives do what you did for me.

We're going to Goa. We'll settle there.

Take care of Devi.

Oh sorry, uncle Pinto.

Why did you come here? -To thanks Jenny for helping us.

Jenny made a mistake. Forgive us.

lt's all your fault, Jenny.

Meaning?

Today that rogue came to our door with flowers.

Listen, tomorrow he'll enter the house through the pipes.

Mother, what is my mistake? l didn't know.

l didn't call him.

You'd a good chance to get that boy arrested.

He acts like a President.

Darn Happy club!

But dad, he helped that girl.

He's a good guy.

Heard, Pinto?

That rogue and cheat who insulted us..

..has become dearer to her today.

And we're strangers. She arguing with us for him.

Would she've done it if she were our blood.

Bloody orphan!

Mom, why do you always say so?

You're my parents. Monty and Daisy are my siblings.

lnstead of raising her, you should've raised a dog.

At least it would've been loyal to you.

Dad.

You really scared us in front of Tej Singh.

You know we almost had a heart attack.

Anyway, it was a nice revenge.

Oh! -Happy Club.

At least we became friends this way.

When?

Why? We aren't friends.

We'll become friends.

But l'm scared as you might play any prank on me.

Yes, we do that.

Honestly, if we'd known your problem..

..we wouldn't have done so.

My problem? -That you're orphan.

Who said this to you?

When l came last night with flowers l heard Miss. Pinto..

She's my mother.

We're a family.

l don't even remember the faces..

..of those who gave me birth.

l'm sorry.

l'm stammering..but it's true.

ls blood relationship everything?

lf l too..

..don't consider them my own..

..then how can l live?

Tell me, Prem.

l'm sorry, Jenny. l didn't mean to..

You're mocking me? -No.

No. l'm..

l hate you.

"Please wait. Listen to me!"

"My heart says to you.."

"..don't punish me for no reason."

"Don't away from me getting cross forgetting the love."

"Come to me, my desire."

"May we never be separated."

"Come and be a part of me."

"All the time l miss you."

"Where is life taking me along?"

"l'm totally lost in love."

"Unseen and unheard feelings are aroused."

"This had never happened to me."

"Believe my love today."

"Come to me, my desire."

"May we never be separated."

"Come and be a part of me."

That fatso Mrs. Pinto came to inn..

..with her dwarf husband.

She insulted me publicly because of you.

You went to meet her with flowers?

No, dad. Are you crazy? Will l take flowers for her?

l went with flowers for her daughter Jenny.

Shameless! You climb pipes to woo girls with flowers.

No, dad. l took flowers for Jenny to thanks her.

You got flowers!

Why do you thank in a way that people come to abuse me?

l'm ashamed even to walk with you. Give it to me.

l feel like slapping you.

Then slap me. Where are you going?

Jenny slapped on one cheek. You slap on the other.

He wants to slap me.

What?

Get lost.

What did l do now?

You too? -What?

You stammer like me.

Yes, only when l'm upset..

l'm so sorry. That day l didn't know.

l thought..

Come on. You slap me today.

No, l can't do this.

Please slap me just once. l'll feel better.

But how can l, Jenny? No.

lf you don't listen to me, l'll get angry again.

Jenny, tell me something else. l'll do it.

Promise? -Yes.

But don't tell me anything difficult.

Then treat me to spicy fitters and mint sauce.

Ok. Ok.

Come. Come, Jenny. Welcome to Happy Club.

Don't be sorry for past, don't worry for future. -Be happy today.

This is the rule of our Happy Club. Right, friends? -Yes.

l envy you. -Thank you.

What did it mean?

lt means..No.

lt means l wish l were like you.

You've become like us. Now you're a member of Happy Club.

That too, for free.

And we all are of one colour. Happy colour.

And this club will always keep you Happy.

Right.

Thanks. lt's a great place.

What's this?

Something is fishy.

No, it's me. Look at my face.

Yes, but body is of Salman Khan.

No, it's mine. l clicked it here.

Prem, l'm Salman's fan. l've his many photos.

Maybe this one too.

This one is mine. l can understand your problem.

Actually our bodies are same.

l'd trained him.

Jenny, l'd double flu two months ago.

Jaundice and malaria. So the body has squeezed a little.

lt'll become like Sallu in 2-3 months.

Sallu. You really know Salman?

Do l know him?

He'll be Salman Khan for you. But he's my friend.

l can't believe it.

Look, she doesn't believe me.

She recognized you quickly.

lt took us years. -Shut up!

They all are kidding.

Prem, introduce me to Salman once.

l'll take you to his house.

l'll say, my friend Jenny is here. Serve her pilaf.

That will be the best day of my life.

Really? Phone Sallu, l'll talk to him now.

Let it be. He'll be busy in shooting.

So many books.

You aren't allowed to shout here.

So many books? Does anyone read them?

lt's written to be read.

What will he do by reading it?

Why did you come here?

Actually l was passing by. So l thought of meeting you.

Jenny, how do you work here?

Don't you feel suffocated?

ln fact l like it here. l feel safe.

All my books here are my friends.

Friends?

Yes. Books are best friends of humans.

They're always with us.

They neither demand nor complain. They just support us.

Just like me.

Really? You too will support me?

Always, Jenny. No complaints, no demand.

You're mad. -Thank you.

You're funny. -Thank you, Jenny.

What happened? -Salman Khan has come.

Salman!

God, how did he come here?

Prem, your friend Salman is here. Prem.

Come, Prem. -Yes, Jenny.

Please introduce me to him. Please.

Yes. Why not? Sure. -Then come.

Jenny, we can't meet him in this crowd. We'll go to his house.

God knows when we'll get a chance. He's here so call him.

Really? -Yes.

Sallu. Sallu!

Sallu!

Who called me Sallu? l'll see.

He's coming. He's coming.

He's coming.

Who called me Sallu?

Your friend.

Friend? Let me see my friend.

l've seen this face for the first time.

Sallu, l didn't come home once, so you're so angry.

Hey, when did you come home?

Don't be angry, Sallu. l'll come home to eat pilaf.

Forget home, even if l see you on road..

..l'll change the design of your face.

Did you see our friendship?

Jenny, go and get autograph book. -Ok.

This will go on. -One minute. -Go.

Brother Salman, sorry. Actually l like Jenny very much. -Oh!

And Jenny likes you. She's your fan.

Ok. -l lied that you're my friend to impress her.

What else did you say to her?

That l taught to body building.

Prem.

Your thighs are loose, Sallu. Don't you do what l taught you?

l'll do that too. Won't you introduce your friend to me.

Yes. Jenny, Salman Khan.

You're so scared as if you're introducing..

..my girlfriend as yours.

Did you see? He's mad and funny like me.

Jenny!

Jennifer, he's my good friend.

Such friends are rare. Don't lose him.

Take this.

Listen, come home with Jenny to eat pilaf. Bye.

You're very good. l like you.

My God! Oh my God!

'You're very good. l like you.'

'You're very good.'

You're very good. l like you.

Did you say something?

You're very good. l like you.

Thank you, son.

You're very good. l like you.

You started in the morning. Our son will hear you.

Our son has said that.

He told me l'm very good.

What? -Yes. You can ask him.

You're very good. l like you.

Naughty!

Tell Jenny how you feel as soon as possible.

No, it will be dangerous. What if she refuses?

l'll be heart-broken.

She might say yes too. -Yes.

lt's more dangerous. What if my heart fails because ofjoy?

"Come in my dreams and steal my sleep, damsel."

"Charm me and steal my heart."

"l see you wherever l look."

"Take my love saga to its destination, it's up to you."

"l've been waiting for long for love."

"What can l do to make you mine?"

"Should l use magic to show my love to you?"

"Take my love saga to its destination, it's up to you."

"How should l tell you how l feel about you?"

"lt's time we exchange our hearts."

"l can in a dilemma how to express my feelings."

"Take my love saga to its destination, it's up to you."

You're no match for Jenny.

She's a graduate and you failed in ninth grade. -She has a class..

..but you don't.

Friends, what are you saying?

You're vegetarian and she's non- Vegetarian .

What? -Chicken, mutton, she eats everything. -Oh!

She even eats trotters.

You can't even hear it, but she relishes on it.

Tell me, how can you two unite?

Tell us.

You can do it.

Hurry up!

Yes, that's more like it.

Wow! Great Kebab!

This is very tasty. Eat it.

lt's raw. Tell him to cook more.

lt will melt if he cooks more. Eat it.

lt's tasty. Very tasty.

l told you, man.

That's why my Jenny likes it.

Oh God!

Sharda, don't let his hand light my funeral pyre.

lt's holding a chicken leg.

Don't say that. lt's made even in your hotel.

Business and religion are separate.

This fool was idle! Now he's defiled too.

Oh God!

Good evening, Jesus.

l'm Prem Shankar Sharma. l came for first time here.

You're Jenny's God. My God..

..is Lord Shiva in the temple at the corner.

You know Bholenath. Ask him. l go there daily.

Jesus, for Jenny l'm eating mutton.

l've desecrated my religion.

Bholenath is angry. l can't go there.

You know, Bholenath has three eyes.

lf he opens his third eyes, l'll be finished.

Jesus, l like Jenny. l love Jenny.

lf you help me, l can marry Jenny.

Please help.

Jenny is beautiful and classy.

l've no class. Poor fellow.

lf you don't help me, who will help, Jesus? Please help.

Somehow fix me in Jenny's heart.

Fix it permanently. l thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Jenny darling, l can't live without you. lt's a clich?.

l love you. lt's outdate too.

Jenny, l like you a lot. Correct.

Jenny, l like you a lot. Will you marry me? Oh no!

Jenny, l like you a lot.

l'll always keep you happy. Correct.

Jenny, l like you a lot. l'll always keep you happy.

Practicing to say l love you. -Yes.

Even l'd practiced here a lot.

l waited so much that l became a waiter.

That fool broke my rhythm. So what was l saying?

Jenny, l like you a lot.

l'll happy keep you happy. Will you be my life partner.

First class. -Happy birthday, Prem.

Oh! Happy birthday.

lt's your birthday.

Yes. Thank you.

Where are your friends?

They..-Happy Club. -They'll come.

Let's sit and talk.

Thanks.

You were saying that you wanted to say something to me.

Yes, actually Jenny..

l..l..

Water regular or mineral, sir?

l like mineral water a lot.

l'll get it, sir.

Stupid fool!

l'm very hungry. Let's eat and talk.

Ok.

You start with salad. l attack chicken and mutton.

l eat chicken, mutton and all the non- Vegetarian item.

My friends always say, you should've been..

..born in a Christian, not Hindu family.

Really?

My friends say l should've been born..

..in Hindu not Christian family.

Why?

l'm a pure-vegetarian.

From childhood.

ln fact l don't even like the smell of non- Veg food.

l can't stand it.

Anyways, you were saying something.

l'll kill you.

We talk you to eat non-veg food, not to kill anyone.

We made a mistake.

Did you say l love you or not?

How could l? You told me to eat mutton.

Sorry, pal.

Your birthday plan failed. You couldn't talk of marriage.

She talked about it.

Wow! -She talked about marriage. Congrats.

What did she say?

Tell us.

Tomorrow my friend Sandra is getting married.

There is a dance party.

Will you be my dance partner?

Your dance partner? l dance very well. Come, Jenny.

lt's tomorrow.

She made you your dance partner. Make her life partner. -Yes.

Hi, Jenny.

Cool! -Even you're cool!

Let's dance.

There is a problem, Prem.

What?

Daddy is coming.

lt's good. He'll dance with aunt Pinky.

No. Actually his friend Braganza?s son Tony came from Goa.

So?

Daddy wants me to take Tony along.

We'll take him too. Aren't kids allowed?

Tony isn't a kid.

Hi, Jenny.

You're looking gorgeous, baby. Beautiful.

Tony, this is my friend Prem.

Oh! l'm sorry. Hi, Prem.

We're getting late now.

This is for the beautiful girl.

Bye, sweet boy.

Come on.

l'm sorry. Bye. -We are going to have absolutely great time.

Who was he?

Let it be, friend. My mood is ruined.

lt has to be. lf someone else takes your girlfriend.

That's fine. But he called me sweet boy.

ln front of my Jenny.

He insulted President.

Jenny, l've touched many girls in my life.

But only you've touched my heart.

l even know that l'm the first boy to have touched you.

Your mother told me you've no boyfriend, no lover.

You know, Jenny. l'll marry the girl whom nobody has touched.

Hi, uncle.

Uncle.

l'm not your uncle.

How? You called me sweet boy, so you're my uncle.

And Jenny, we've to respect our elders.

Bless me, uncle. Until you don't apologize..

Sorry. Sorry.

Sweet uncle. Good. Very good.

Ok. Leave us alone now.

He's a strange fellow.

l was saying..the touch..

Oh, Jesus! Who is this boy.

l'm sorry, darling. l'll be back.

Hi!

Thank God you came. Tony is such a pain.

Don't worry, Jenny. l can't leave you in problem.

But what if he returns?

No problem. l'll drive him away again.

lf you wish, everything is easy.

Hi, Sandra! -Hi.

You look beautiful. -Thank you. Enjoying.

Prem. He's my friend.

Hi, Prem. This is my husband Peter.

Hi. So you're Jenny's dance partner.

Hi, Sandra. -Hi.

Excuse me. -Have fun, guys. -Bye.

Prem, there is still time for the dance.

l know, Jenny. l was warming up.

Your party is over, man.

Bye. -What a party! What a stupid friend you've!

Shall we talk alone?

Jenny! You must come to Goa.

Hi. -How are you, guys?

Tony. -Sorry.

You fool!

You know what? l've to..

Tony!

Beautiful lady, come. You look great today.

A flower for you, beautiful!

What happened, darling? -He kicked me. -Mistake.

You kicked colonel's wife. -lt was a mistake.

Donkey. -Sir. -Come out!

Hi. -Hi.

Get up, you rogue!

Why don't you understand, Jenny?

This boy doesn't deserve to be with us.

How did it come here? Sorry, Jenny.

l'll be back. Please.

Hi.

Tony, why are you walking like this?

Ah! l'm very busy.

His trouser is dirty.

No, l think he has stomach disorder.

Hey, man!

"Rock the world, friends!"

"Come on! l can dance and stun the world!"

"Come in my arms, baby!"

"Rock the world. Spread your charm!"

"Rock the world. Dance merrily, dear!"

"Rock the world. Spread your charm!"

"Rock the world. Show it to them, dear!"

"Come if you've the guts. l'll dance and woo everyone."

Oh boy! That was so much, fun! Did you enjoy it? -Yeah!

Yes, Jenny. Did you like my dance?

You were rocking. You're not less than a hero.

What happened? -Nothing.

Jenny, l feel elated when you're happy.

You happy. l happy.

Today l'm very happy for Sandra also.

She found a nice boy.

What do you mean by 'Nice boy'?

l mean, the boy who has a good job and does work on time..

..and who is honest and gives time to his family too.

That's it. This will make any girl ready to get married.

Yes. Any girl will be ready.

Prem!

l'm going to work, mother.

Hi, Prem. -Hi, Jenny.

l want..-l got a job. And l've to reach on time.

Ok. Bye.

Hello. -Prem, l've something important to tell you.

Jenny, l'm on duty. l work honestly.

And during work l don't talk. Sorry, Jenny. Bye.

Prem.

Sorry, Jenny. l go home on time.

lt's important to give time to family too. Bye.

My first hard earned money. 5000 rupees.

lt feels nice to count them, friends.

Jenny will be happy too?

She'll be very happy.

Go and talk to her. You've not met her for a month.

l stayed away from her to get her.

Stop.

Lakhan, where is Prem? -Wait. l'll call him.

Prem.

Jenny, wait. Coming.

No. l'm in a hurry. Daisy is with me.

Why is your phone turned off.

Jenny, battery of my phone..-Take this.

Bye.

Jenny gave me something. -What is it?

Stone.

She threw stone. -Something is written on it.

She gave me a letter.

l've to tell you something important about my life.

Come to Boat club at 1 1 tomorrow.

Oh! Very good.

She wants to talk to me about her life. What could it be?

That same thing that you couldn't say.

What are you saying? Really?

Yes.

Hi, Jenny. -Hi.

You wanted to talk about your life..

Yes.

Tell me.

By the way, Jenny..

..even l'd to talk about my life.

Tell me.

You go first.

You first.

Ok.

Jenny, l..l like you a lot.

l'll always keep you happy.

Will you be my life partner.

Jenny, tell me.

What can l say?

You've said what l came to tell you.

"Now that you've proposed to me.."

"..l too feel like saying l love you."

"l'm falling in love with you."

"l'm losing myself since l met you."

"l'm falling in love with you."

"l'm losing myself since l met you."

"l yearn to touch you."

"My heart beckons you to come to me."

"Come for dewdrops are showering too."

"The season is gesturing you to come to me."

"Take me in your arms."

"l accept, l'm in love too."

"l'm falling in love with you."

"l'm losing myself since l met you."

You broke my dream. Sorry.

You should've ring the bell like this.

Why?

How would a blind man know a blind man is approaching?

l'm not blind.

Prem. What happened?

What's the matter? -What happened?

Jenny didn't come to boat club. Even her house is locked.

l don't get it.

lt's Chandar. Talk to him.

Yes, Chandar. lt's Kunnu.

What? Jenny is in Goa?

Yes, Chandar?

l was surprised to see Jenny in Goa. So l phoned you.

Jenny shouldn't be with that rogue Tony.

Later l learnt that she's getting married..

..to Tony day after tomorrow.

You want money?

l don't want it. -Leave it.

Dad, l've always listened to you.

l never said no to you for anything.

But marriage..

lt's my life.

ls your life different from ours, Jenny.

Please don't force me.

Why don't you want to marry Tony?

He's handsome and dashing.

And he's rich. Briganza will make our present and future.

Mother..

l love someone else.

Yes.

Daddy, l love someone.

Daddy, she has a lover. l won't marry her.

Mrs. Pinto.

lt's not so. Jenny is a clean girl.

She has no boyfriend. No love. She's lying.

No, it's true.

l'm telling the truth.

Enough!

Briganza, gives you two choices.

Either say 'l do' in front of priest tomorrow..

..and become legal wife of my Tony.

lf you say 'No' tomorrow night Tony..

..will forcefully make you his wife.

Do you understand?

Jenny.

Jenny, don't worry. l'm here.

Jenny, control yourself.

Come on, Jenny.

l was just thinking about you.

And you came.

Why wouldn't l come.

How can l leave you in problem?

They want me to marry Tony.

l heard, Jenny.

Say yes for the wedding.

Don't worry.

When you go out with them, we'll kidnap you on the way.

ls it possible?

Double possible. We're champions in kidnapping girls.

You know.

Yes, Jenny. Leave for church with a smile.

l promise, we'll make them weep and flee with you.

Then you and l..

Rahul. lnform him too. -Yes.

l'll..-Who is Rahul?

Rahul..Oh my God!

l'm so sorry.

Rahul Chalan. We used to study together.

Then he moved to Canada. He returned last month.

l tried to tell you about him many times.

But you were so buy these days, l couldn't meet you.

And that day even in Boat club..

..l wanted to tell you about Rahul.

He's a nice guy. You'd like him.

He loves me very much.

l love him too. And we want to marry.

Prem, are you alright?

How far is the church, Tony? -lt's very close, Jenny.

Really? -Even l'm impatient to get married.

But this new driver drives so slowly..

..that dad's car went ahead.

Which fool hired you? -Your dad, sir.

l'm sorry.

Drive faster. -No, slow.

l feel giddy when it's fast. -Ok.

Don't worry, madam.

l'm Chalu Chaplin, driver of Happy Club.

Hey, l've seen you before. -Sure, sir.

Snap of my boss, Charlie Chaplin is everywhere.

Yes, correct. Even l saw it. -You too.

l'll take you to your destination..

..by short route and you'll happy.

And sir will feel giddy. -Ok.

Lily! Lily!

You blind fools! l won't spare you.

l'm sorry.

What have you done? -You told me to drive fast.

Yes, you did. -My children, Lily, Bily..

Small kids..-Kids? -Hen's chicks.

Two went here and two there.

Police. -No.

Give me your license.

License? l don't have it.

Park the car this side. -Officer, it's my wedding today.

l'm already late. -You can't drive without license.

This is a rule.

Correct. Rule is a rule. -What a rule! l'll pull over.

Quick. -Nonsense! You're driving. Ask him for license.

How can l get license, sir?

l'm Chalu Chaplin.

l learnt driving by stealing cars.

But l didn't steal license yet.

Oh God! He's a honest boy. He's confessing.

Spare him and arrest him.

No..-Get out! -Save me, God.

l remembered. l've license.

l keep it under the seat.

Correct. Why did government give you license. -To drive.

And what are you driving?

He's enjoying with madam in back seat.

You don't drive even though you've license.

You're insulting the government. -No.

l'll arrest you. -Today is my wedding.

Ok.

You've license. So you'll drive? -Ok.

You don't have license, so you enjoy with madam in back seat.

Great, rule! Tony, take your cap and come.

Ok. Let's go.

But who will look for my Lily, Chily and Bily.

Yes. -They went this side.

Here.

Jenny. Jenny!

Hello.

Dad, Jenny fled with the driver. -What?

Prem, Tony might follow us. Drive fast.

Meet at Karbali bridge in 1 5 minutes.

Drive fast.

Jenny!

Prem!

Prem, help.

Jenny, hold this!

Prem!

Brother, there they're.

Stop the train. There they're.

Drop the rope!

Jenny loves someone else!

She told you this last night, but you didn't tell us.

Why did we take so much risk?

For you and not for that Rahul.

Jenny loves him, Raju.

Jenny used you and betrayed you.

lt's not so.

Jenny never told me that she loves me.

But she knows that you love her.

How? Even l didn't tell her.

l couldn't say it.

Listen, Happy Club's rule is to unite lovers. -Great!

We've united many. We'll unite Jenny and Rahul too.

Shut down such a Happy club.

That's Rahul.

Hi, Rahul. l'm Prem. -Hi, Prem.

Do you go to gym? -Gym? Yes.

l go twice in day. -Twice?

How many rounds do you perform of dumbbells. -Round?

Oh! You mean sets. -Yes, sets.

Not much. Only 5 sets of 20.

Total 1 00. That's all.

But your style is wrong.

Give me. l'll teach you. -Really?

Take this.

What happened? -Nothing.

l'm doing 'Push-ups'. -Like this?

Yes, it's my style.

By the way, what problem does your dad has with Jenny.

Jenny is Christian and we're high caste Hindus.

You know my father, Pitambar Jalan.

Pitambar Jalan?

One contesting MLA election? -Right.

l'm ready to elope and marry Jenny.

But he's afraid that if l marry her, he'll lose Hindu vote.

Rahul, this is a big problem.

lf you marry Jenny..

..your dad will lose the election.

And those with respect..ls your dad respectable? -Yes.

No, not at all. -What?

He can't tolerate this defeat?

l've seen many losers commit suicide.

No. l won't let this marriage take place.

But Jenny..-You've called me friend. A true friend.

l'm thinking about you. ls Jenny dearer than father? -No.

You'll get many Jenny's, but you get only one father.

And just once.

We even fall in love only once.

l love Jenny. l'm going to marry Jenny.

l don't care.

Wow! You've become big.

You don't care for your father.

You've made body and muscles.

But try to look farther. Yes.

Yes, that's it.

A small toddler, that's Rahul..

..is holding his father's big finger with his small finger..

..and he's learning to walk.

But my nanny taught me to walk, not my dad.

Really? -Yes.

Then look farther.

Yes.

A scared, frightened and small, but fat Rahul..

..is holding his father's shoulder and pedaling.

He's learning to ride cycle.

But Ramu taught me to ride cycle, not my dad.

Did your dad teach you anything? -Yes.

To play cards. Poker.

Poker!

Your father is so great.

He cares a lot for you.

He taught you poker.

He'd have thought even if you become worthless..

..you won't starve to death.

And you're leaving such a great father for a girl.

No, Rahul. l won't let his marriage take place.

But..-Not even if you cry.

Jenny. -Don't worry about her.

You've called me friend. A true friend.

For you, only for you l'll support Jenny.

What? -But become a support of your father.

Wait. l can't leave Jenny.

l'll marry Jenny only. l don't want dad's property.

l'm an MBA from London.

l'll get a job of 2 lakh salary in a snap.

How? -ln a snap.

Now tell me, will you let this marriage take place?

2 lakh per month? -Yes.

Come at platform number 2.

Did you tell him the right platform? -Yes.

Why isn't he here yet?

He'd be on his way, Jenny.

Did you like Rahul?

You met him for the first time today.

Rahul? -Hey, Jenny.

Rahul. -l missed you so much.

l missed you too.

l'm sorry, Jenny. -lt's ok.

lt's fine. -You were in problem, but l couldn't help.

Now l'm here. Trust me. l'll take care of you.

l missed you so much.

Thank, Prem.

We'll marry in temple tomorrow.

Wedding will be very simple, Jenny.

And for honeymoon l'll take you around the world.

London, New York, Milan, Paris.

And we'll settle in Frankfurt.

Frankfurt?

My friend is offering me a partnership in his business.

And l've booked a car for you. Ferrari.

What do you think, Prem? Ferrari? Frankfurt? Good plan?

Konkan Express is about to leave platform 2.

Come on, Jenny. Let's go. We'll be late.

Which is the compartment, Prem? -This.

Yes. -Ticket.

Thanks. Take care.

Let's go, Jenny.

Prem, come along.

l'd have come, Jenny.

But God knows what problem Tony will create here.

Prem.

Your name is written here with Jenny.

Yes, that..

So that nobody comes to know, David gave my name..

lt makes no difference.

God has written your name with Jenny.

Prem, you should've told her once how much you loved her.

l'm sure, she'd have..-Let it be.

Let's talk about something else.

l couldn't say it to her.

So wasn't it love?

ls it important to say in love?

Hey, what did Chandar use to say?

Feelings. Only feelings.

Love with dictionary?

My feelings too were in vain.

Let it be. Let's talk about something else.

Rahul is a nice boy.

He's from a decent family. He's rich.

They talk in English.

Perfect match.

Listen..

..both are vegetarian.

Let it be. Let's talk about something else.

He'll keep her happy.

l too would've kept you very happy, Jenny.

l liked you a lot.

Will you become my life partner?

Why don't you understand..

..my feelings.

Let it be. Let's talk about something else.

Jenny.

Why are you back?

l'm happy.

l'm your friend.

No complaints. No demand.

Prem. You're like this..

You're drunk?

Drunk?

Jenny, in English we say drink. Drink.

Why are you so upset? Are you drink too?

Prem! Prem!

Jenny.

You're really here?

Why and how are you here?

l just came.

And you..

You're drunk.

No, Jenny.

Actually to celebrate your wedding, friend served me.

But how come you're here?

Where is Rahul?

l don't know.

He got down at a station to buy books..

..and then, l don't know.

He didn't come back.

Where could l've gone?

You did good by coming here.

But Rahul..

Jenny, can l say something if you don't mind?

These rich and spoilt brats are like this only?

For them love is a game.

Time pass.

No, l was just kidding.

l'm sorry.

l'll find Rahul anyhow.

Don't worry, Jenny.

You won't understand.

l'll understand. Tell me.

You won't understand even if l tell you.

Why not?

l'm very smart. Why won't l understand?

Because you've never loved anyone.

"How can l tell you why l love you?"

"l can't even if l try."

"My eyes express the feelings of my heart."

"You don't realize it."

Shooting star!

"You don't realize it."

"We couldn't unite even after meeting. God knows why."

"We are miles apart. God knows why."

"These are strange circumstances. God knows why."

"My dreams are woven around you. God knows why."

"How can l tell you why l love you?"

"l can't even if l try."

"My eyes express the feelings of my heart."

"You don't realize it."

"l've said a lot to you in my thoughts."

"But l couldn't say it in front of you."

"You weren't a stranger to me.."

"..but you couldn't even be mine."

"l regret, even this heart mourns."

"But yet this crazy weaves dreams."

"lt thinks we'd meet, God knows why."

"We are miles apart. God knows why."

"These are strange circumstances. God knows why."

"My dreams are woven around you. God knows why."

"How can l tell you why l love you? l can't even if l try."

"My eyes express the feelings of my heart."

"You don't realize it."

Your son hasn't returned since last night.

Loafer!

He didn't even phone. -He'll come.

When?

Mr. Mishra is ready to get his Shakuntala..

..married to him after l implored him

l thought this worthless is living off him.

Later he'll live there.

They're coming to see Prem.

Whom will l show them?

Oh God!

Good morning, mother.

What are you doing here? Come in.

Mother, someone else is with me.

Who?

Who is she? -Je..

Jennifer.

Did she flee her house? -No, mother. She's not like that.

l helped her flee.

You'll elope and marry her.

No, mother. Not for me, but for someone else.

What's this new business? -lt's not a business, but help.

But why did you bring her here?

The one for whom l brought her, has fled.

And she came to me.

So we came to you.

Hide the girl for 2 days, mother.

l'll find that boy. -Oh God!

They're coming to see the boy and he has brought a girl.

What are you whispering?

She agreed. Thank you, mother. -Thank you.

Jenny, get in. -From here? -Yes.

My dad is outside, but my mother will handle it.

Pull her, mother. Pull her.

Use more strength. -Oh God!

Eat this and get ready quickly. -Why, mother?

Mr. Mishra is coming with his daughter to see you.

Mother, what's this new trouble?

That's ok. But where is the trouble brought?

Jenny is bathing. -Oh God!

Your dad is going to bathroom too.

Mother, stop him.

Where are you going? -To bathe.

What's the rush? Please wait.

What happened to you, Sharda?

Mr. Mishra would be here and you know l'm never late.

Be late today.

Look into my eyes.

Sharda.

Jenny.

lt's been years since l heard you sing. Please sing.

What is it, Sharda?

Please sing.

Which son? -That one..

"Damsel, your beauty is full of.."

Mother, which beggar is singing?

Turn off the radio.

Prem. When did Prem come? -Just now.

Go and bathe. Don't waste time.

Hurry up, Jenny.

Don't rush me.

Sharda.

Oh my God! ln hurry l forgot my top in the bathroom.

Darn it!

What's this? -This..

This belongs to a girl.

You wear these too?

lt's not mine.

Where did you get it?

l didn't brought it. -Me neither.

l found it in bathroom. Whom does it belong?

lt seems to be of a girl. -Mother.

This..-Mother, did you see my top?

God knows where it's.

lt's here. What will you do? Give me.

"Beware, lover.."

You wear this. -Yes. lt's latest fashion. Do you like it?

l'll get for you too. Two.

Mother, l'm going to a big interview.

Bless me.

You'll go out in this? -Yes.

How else will l get two for you? -Shut up!

Bye, mother. -No.

lf you go like this, l'll b defamed.

Mr. Sharma. -l'm defamed.

Hello. -Hello, Mr. Mishra.

Hi.

What is he wearing? -You liked it too.

l'm getting two for dad. l'll bring two for you too. -What?

What a cool top? Get one for me too.

Please. -Of course. -Shut up!

Make your father wear this top.

l don't mind.

Shankar. -Yes.

Get him treated by a good doctor. Ok?

Let's go. We came to see a boy.

Bye.

Laugh as much as you want.

l'm sorry.

l'm troubling you a lot.

Yes. That's true.

But for this smile, l can take any trouble. No worry.

l'm Prem.

Prem Chopra.

What a big house Rahul has!

lt's a mansion.

That Christian girl wants to be daughter- ln-law..

..of Pitambar Jalan?

Never!

Thank God Bhairav Singh saw him at station..

..and brought him here forcefully.

Or else l'd have been defamed.

Sir, it was good.

And it had to happen.

Because in your horoscope your stars have return home.

Yes.

That will bring me profit.

But this fool will take everything from this house.

This trouble had to come during election time.

Enough!

Now he'll return to Canada. -This is unfair, dad.

Bhairav Singh. -Sir?

Don't think that he's my son.

l'm Rajput, sir. l promise.

After club house function day after..

..tomorrow, l'll take him to Canada.

And he won't return to lndia until he doesn't forget Jenny.

She's a great girl. -l love her a lot.

l can do anything for her.

And Bhairav Singh can do anything for me.

Right? -Sir.

lf you say, forget him l can even behead his father.

Narayan! -What did you say?

Change this ringtone.

Hello.

Future chief minister..

..Pitambar Jalan's present secretary, Sheshadari speaking..

Give phone to Pitambar.

Narayan!

Sir, for you.

Hello.

This is Sajid Don.

You avoid my phone.

No, Don. lt's not so. Actually..

..l was busy with election.

Beware, Pitambar!

At my one gesture, my sharp shooters..

..are ready to shower bullets.

When are you sending 1 billion.

l don't have the money, Don.

l'm contesting election with donation.

Then collect donation and send 1 billion to me too quickly.

Hello.

Hello!

Pitambar hung up on me.

Dial again.

l'll behead him.

He hung up on Sajid Don.

Don boss, Pitambar didn't hung up..

..but your phone got disconnected.

You've no balance.

ldiots!

l'm your boss.

At least recharge my phone on time. -Yes, sir.

You all are fools! You carry pistol without bullets.

We've neither money nor bullets.

Hello, sir. -Hello.

Who are you?

Sir, we've come to meet Rahul.

What do you want from Rahul?

We're Jenny's friend.

Rahul and Jenny love each other.

Don't dare to take that girl's name in this house!

Get out of this city before evening.

lf l hear that girl's name, l'll get you and that girl killed.

Now get out!

What's the matter, inspector?

Where is Jenny? -Jenny? Who?

Jenny isn't here.

Jenny is our daughter.

Your son Prem has eloped with her from Goa.

From Goa! -Goa?

Yes. -My son has never been to Goa.

And we never heard of any Jenny.

Right, Sharda? -Yes.

Only we two are in this house.

Jenny isn't here.

We'll search the house.

l said, Jenny isn't here. -We've to search the house.

No need, inspector.

Look, even the girl is saying that there is no need.

What's your name, child? -Jenny.

Jenny. Jenny!

This goon spoilt our wedding.

Arrest him! -Arrest him!

How can you arrest him? -Just a minute.

l won't spare him.

l'll break your hands.

No fighting. Please don't fight.

You tell me the truth.

Sir, these people have raised me.

And l'm very grateful to them.

But l didn't want to marry.

And she forced me to marry Tony.

You love someone else.

Don't worry. She doesn't.

Yes.

Who is that boy?

Prem.

Did you see? He eloped with the girl for her.

Prem, you lied to me.

Daddy, saw? They're lovers?

Tell me the truth. -He does everything..

Peter, why don't you shout?

You too shout.

Your son didn't give me the right to shout.

Calm down! Why don't you keep quiet.

You tell me the truth.

Or else l'll arrest you.

Tell them how much you love me, Prem.

Tell everyone.

What can l say?

How much l love you?

l can only say..

..for Jenny l can..

..do anything.

Jenny..

..is everything for me.

She's my joy.

She's my life.

That's enough. You're over-acting.

lnspector, did you hear?

Lie! They both are lying.

You're intelligent, inspector.

Get Tony and Jenny married.

God will bless you. -Shut up!

l'm an inspector, not a priest.

Don't waste my time. Go.

Let's go.

Sorry, Prem. l couldn't say Rahul's name.

You know why?

Never mind, Jenny.

Why don't you talk to Jenny.

About what, mother?

That you love her a lot.

No. l don't love Jenny.

l was acting in front of inspector..

..but l did over acting.

Shut up! l'm your mother, l understand everything.

Jenny is a nice girl.

l too like her.

l'll talk to her. -No, mother.

Jenny loves Rahul.

Rahul is from a big family.

And he's giving him a car..

..what is it..

Fafari. -Ferrari.

Yes. That's the one.

Mother, l can't even take that car's..

..name and he's gifting it to her.

Jenny will live like queen there. -Let's wash dishes.

Let me talk to her.

Mother, don't torture her emotionally.

Jenny considers me her friend.

Don't break our friendship.

Jenny is happy with Rahul.

And my happiness is in her happiness.

Are you really happy?

Yes, mother. l'm very happy.

We've to arrange the money quickly.

l won't spare this Pitambar.

This son of Pitambar..

Son?

Ok.

We'll kidnap Pitambar's son Rahul.

Wow! -Great!

Rahul's birthday function is in this club house.

This is our chance, friends.

Our dress will be black pant and white shirt.

With black pant and white shirt, white bow.

Correct.

And everyone will sport French beard.

With French beard, a black mole here.

Right. This will make our gang unique.

And there won't be any confusion.

And we'll surround Rahul slowly and slowly.

And we'll kidnap him when we get a chance.

Any doubt? -No, sir.

And Jenny..

Jenny.

l'll turn her into style queen Katrina Kaif.

"Touch me!"

"Rock the floor and don't stop!"

"Dazzle everyone and don't stop!"

"Rock the floor. Spread your charm!"

"Rock the world. Dance merrily, dear!"

"Rock the floor. Spread your charm!"

"Rock the world. Show it to them, dear!"

"Everything that's mine belongs to you."

"Nothing else is left now."

"l want to talk to you all the time."

"Nothing else is left now."

"This love is a meditation."

"There is no way to avoid it now."

"We forget everything else when we fall in love."

"Rock the floor. Spread your charm!"

"Rock the world. Dance merrily, dear!"

"Rock the floor. Spread your charm!"

"Rock the world. Show it to them, dear!"

"May l be with you all the time!"

"May you rule my thoughts too."

"l should always think and talk about only you."

"Beloved, in love we can't see anything else."

"We forget everything else when we fall in love."

"l got you, this is the result of my love."

"You're my destination."

"My happiness lies in your happiness."

"Every trouble is wiped now."

"Love is unrestrained magic."

"There is no hurdle before love."

"We forget everything else when we fall in love."

Rahul!

Bhairav Singh, where is Rahul?

Rahul!

Jenny! Rahul!

What? What did you say?

My son!

Dear, don't mourn.

Nothing has happened to your son.

He has just cut his vein and maligned us.

My son has cut his veins!

Tell me, where do l've to come?

Yes, we won't inform the police.

We're coming. Take care of him.

Come. You're late. -Where is my son?

Here. Follow this red blood.

You'll reach your son.

Rahul! My son!

Blood! -Hello, sir.

We called the doctor, but he fainted on seeing so much blood.

He's lying there. Look.

Narayan! -You? -Yes.

You kidnapped Rahul from club. -Yes, but to help him.

l didn't know he'd cut his veins.

So l phoned you to help him.

l don't need anyone's help. l'm dying.

Don't go anywhere, sir.

We know your dad is very lowly.

But listen to your mother. -No!

l love Jenny. Jenny is my life.

She's my life. She's everything for me.

What are you doing, Jenny? Body doesn't have so much blood.

But there is in bucket.

l can't live without Jenny.

lf you bleed so much, you can't live even with Jenny.

l told you that we'll get you married.

We won't marry without dad's blessing.

Listen to me. -l'd enough of you.

ln your quarrel, you'll lose your son.

Blood. Who killed whom?

Who are you? -l'm a reporter, Tainat Singh, of a news channel.

No! -Get him out!

Get them out of here.

Don't worry, uncle. l won't let a decent man be defamed.

You know how great he's? -No.

Let it be if he doesn't know. -How could l?

l can't see Pitambar Jalan getting defamed.

Oh! So he's Pitambar Jalan.

Who is he? -At least leave him, son. -Don't worry.

l won't tell anyone your only son Rahul has cut his veins.

Really? His son has cut his veins. Why?

At least leave that. -Don't worry, uncle.

l know what this reporter wants to get out of me.

That Rahul loves a Christian girl and you disapprove.

But l won't say anything about it.

You told everything harping 'Don't worry'.

Now this tape will be telecast on all the news channel.

Breaking news. Enemy of love, Pitambar Jalan.

No!

Sir, stop him.

lf this news is leaked, you'll lose the election.

Give me this tape. -No.

Don't worry, uncle. l won't let you lose the election.

Come with me. -Yes, get it.

Congrats, uncle.

He's ready to give the tape. -Very good!

Thank you very much. Give me the tape.

But he has one condition. -What?

Rahul and Jenny should marry with a pomp.

With dance and music.

And you should announce this marriage on all news channel.

Or else l'll lose my place in the community.

lf this marriage doesn't take place..

..you'll lose public's respect.

Now tell me, what do you want to save? -Public's respect.

Sir, it's no problem if you lose community.. -Enough.

Ok, fine. l agree.

But tape shouldn't be telecast.

Don't worry, uncle. -Again don't worry.

This tape won' t be telecast.

Now wedding tape will be telecast.

Congrats, uncle. Congrats, aunt.

Congrats, Rahul. -Thank you, friend.

Congratulation on your wedding, Jenny.

Thanks.

l thank you too.

How is it? -lt's beautiful.

What's the cost? -Forget that and wear it first.

Come on.

Tell me.

What are you doing? Someone might see us.

Nobody is here. Cafe is closed.

Jenny!

Oh! So sorry. -Prem. Come.

Where were you?

This is for Jenny. -Prem, look.

Rahul has brought it. -Beauty. Beauty.

lt's worth 150 million. -What?

l liked it, so l brought it for Jenny.

Yes, you were saying something. What did you get for Jenny?

Spicy fritters and mint sauce.

Jenny loves it.

Rahul!

l'm sorry.

Rahul! -l'm sorry. One minute, Prem.

l just remembered. l got a phone from USA.

This is the list of VlP. Keep their seating separate.

Nobody should've security problem. Ok? -Sir.

Sir, phone for you.

Hello. -Preparing for the wedding, Pitambar?

But the bride is with me.

And this time we've made no mistake.

We've kidnapped original Jenny.

Talk to him.

Uncle, please save me.

Uncle. Uncle.

Did you hear her?

Now send 1 billion quickly.

Or else l'll send the girl's corpse at the wedding dais.

This is a big problem, Sheshadri.

What happened, sir?

Sajid Don kidnapped Jenny.

Sir, this is very good.

What's good about it?

Wedding is tomorrow and bride got kidnapped today. -What's good?

Sir, our public is emotional.

Your daughter-in-law is kidnapped.

People will get sentimental and vote for you. Sympathy vote.

You'll surely win.

Wow! Great!

Jenny's life is in danger and you're thinking of money.

lt's not that. -Forget it. Arrange for the money..

..we'll free Jenny first.

Prem, you don't understand. 1 billion is a big amount.

lt would be. But it's not more than Jenny's life.

Who are you? -Yes, who are you?

Sir Pitambar has send ransom money for Jenny.

Prem.

Show us what's in the bag.

We don't talk to servants. Call your boss.

l'm the boss.

Don't give me that look.

l'm boss. Look.

We boss have personalities, auras and strong voices. -Yes.

Right, gang? -Yes.

What's right?

Who gives you food?

You do, sir. -Right.

Then tell him. -Yes.

No matter how he's, he's our boss.

Really?

Give them the bag. Money is in the bag.

Give it to them.

Don't dare to touch the bag.

Big boss, tell me where is Jenny?

Jenny.

Jenny, come.

Prem. -Jenny.

l knew it. l knew you'd come.

How can l leave you in problem?

Let's go, Jenny.

Big boss, we've kept the money. We're going.

Bye. -Stop.

l'm Sajid Don. Don't act smart with me.

Those who cheat me..

l don't spare them.

First l'll check the money.

Count it. -Yes, sir.

Sir, the amount is correct.

The amount is correct? -Yes.

Yes, the amount is correct.

Correct. -Yes, sir.

lt's 1 000 rupees currencies.

Big boss, the amount is correct. Forgive us now.

ls there any mistake?

No, sir. We've counted the money.

lt's hard cash..

..fresh out of bank, sir.

We got it from there.

l forgave you. Go.

Gang, big boss is distributing cash. Come.

Sir, the best thing is that all notes have same number.

There won't be any problem.

Same number on all the notes? -Yes.

My foot! Nab them!

Sir, what are you doing?

We'd only 5 bullets, not it's 4.

4 bullets are enough for 4 people, Robert. Come.

Let's run! Run!

Come on. Hurry!

Prem, stop or l'll kill her.

Stupid fool! Get me down.

Get me down, fool!

Jenny, what are you doing?

Sorry, Prem. -Ok, be careful.

Jenny. -l'm sorry.

What are you doing? -Help. -Help? -Yes.

Sit in that corner. -Go.

Stop!

Jenny, on whose side are you?

On your side.

ls there any confusion?

Should l lock it?

Give it to me.

Fight!

Fool!

Dad. -Stop.

He's my dad. -Hello.

How come you're here? -From pipe.

Not that. Why did you get in danger?

You can stake your life for a love of a few days.

You're my own son.

Can't l risk my life for you?

Wow! What a dialogue? Say it again.

You can stake your life for a love of a few days.

You're my own son.

Can't l risk my life for you?

Ok! Risk your life! Let's do it together.

Oh my God!

Oh! -Sorry.

Prem.

Jenny, run. Come on.

Prem!

Hold it!

Don't leave it!

What are you doing, Jenny? -Sorry, Prem.

Turn it down. Down. Yes.

Slowly. Carefully.

Move!

Thank God!

Look, sir. Look.

Nobody will move. -Jenny.

Nab them! -Stop. The police are here.

Thank you, Prem.

You've got a criminal like Sajid arrested.

Don't leave me. l'm giddy.

Shut up!

Tomorrow our photographer will click your snap.

lt will be published in front page of newspaper.

Well done. Keep it up.

President. -Wow, Prem!

Your dream has come true.

Your photo will be published in newspaper.

Your mother will be very happy, son.

And you, father?

l'll be double happy.

Don't give me the look. Hug me.

Sir, Mr. Agrawal is here.

Come, Mr. Agrawal. Welcome.

What happened, Jenny? You're looking lost.

You should be happy today.

You're marrying the one you love.

What more do you want?

Hi, Jenny. -Hi.

You look great!

Mother and father didn't come.

They'd be on their way.

And our Happy club.

They've come.

They must be around.

Congrats, Jenny.

Hurry up, Jenny. lt's time to take the nuptial round.

Bye, Jenny.

Where?

l've some important work.

More important than my wedding.

God bless you, Jenny!

At least we made friendship.

No complaints. No demand.

How can l leave you in problem!

lt makes no difference, Rahul.

God has written your name with Jenny.

For Jenny l can do anything.

Jenny, what happened?

Nothing. -You ok?

Listen, media wants to meet you.

Why?

We told media my dad and l saved you..

..and rescued your from Sajid Don.

They want you to say it. So say that.

But Prem..-We know Prem did everything.

But you've to say what we said.

Rahul, this is wrong.

Prem has done it.

Now you think about this house, not Prem.

You're daughter-in-law of this house.

lf you say so, dad will gain in election.

He'll win.

Rahul, Prem always helped others and us selflessly.

He even got defamed because of it.

Today when he's getting fame, we should snatch that too.

Don't argue, Jenny.

We've talked to Prem. When he has no problem, why do you care?

What did he say? -He said, it's Jenny's house.

He can do anything for your happiness.

Why did he say so?

Come on, Jenny. He cares for you.

Come. -Congrats, madam.

Congrats. -Tell us, who saved you from Sajid Don.

Tell them, Jenny.

He's a great guy.

He has always supported me.

He's my best friend.

No complaints. No demand.

His name is Prem.

Prem, president of Happy Club.

But Jenny, about me..-Yes.

He helped him too.

Prem saved him too. -Jenny..

Yes, he saved him from him.

He locked his son so that he can't marry me.

Because l'm Christian. -But dad agreed.

For his gain.

But now l'm refusing.

Because l love Prem.

And l'll marry him.

Jenny, please don't leave me. l love you.

No, you don't. You like me.

You don't love me, but like me.

Try to understand. -Yes.

Love, like..l just don't understand.

You've gone mad.

Yes, l've gone mad.

l'm madly in love with Prem.

Goodbye. Good luck.

Jenny!

Where is Prem? -We don't know, Jenny.

Don't know?

What do you mean?

You came late, Jenny.

He left.

We don't know where he went and when he'll return.

Jesus.

Good afternoon, Jesus.

No, my son. l'm an actor.

l'm playing Jesus in a drama.

l'd to reach on this address quickly so l left in costume.

l lost my way. Can you please help me?

This is inside the city.

And l'm leaving the city.

l've decided not to return to city.

Prem, you help everyone.

Help me too, please.

God will help you.

Come on. Come inside.

Come on.

Pull over. We've reached.

Address is of Church and he's playing role of Jesus.

What an actor!

Sir, bye.

Hold this, my son.

Sir..-Take care of it.

Sir..-l'll be back.

Sir.

Where did he go?

l don't even know his name.

Stop, dear.

Jesus.

Jenny! -Prem.

Jenny!

Jenny, you're here?

l..

You..

Prem, didn't l fix you in Jenny's heart permanently?

So this was the strangest love story of the world..

..where Prem got Jenny without saying l love you.

Love story without l love you.

This is the biggest story.

And today people of Madwali have gone..

..to wedding of our hero, Prem.

You too go. Move!

You're not coming. -You rotten dumb fellow!

lf l go, who will stand here? Your father? -No.

Or my father? -No. -Go.

Excuse me, sir.

Sorry. l mean thank you, sir.

Now you two sign here.

First sign.

Yes.

Jenny, l wanted to say something to you. -Go on.

l love you, Jenny. Will you be my life partner?

First sign.

But you..-First sign here.

Raju, l've said l love you to Jenny.

He has said it now.

lf you'd waited 2 years more, even..

..your kids would've heard it.

Garland her.

What are you doing, shameless?

Dad, don't give me the look. lt's allowed in Christians.

Right? -Yes.

"Now that you've proposed to me.."

"..l too feel like saying l love you."

"l'm falling in love with you."

"l'm losing myself since l met you."

"l'm falling in love with you."

"l'm losing myself since l met you."

"My heart used to weave dreams of love."

"My heartbeat used to sing too."

"But now l never felt this before."

"Whatever has happened to you, has happened to me too."

"l too feel like saying l love you."

"l'm falling in love with you."

"l'm losing myself since l met you."

"l'm falling in love with you."

"l'm losing myself since l met you."

"l yearn to touch you."

"My heart beckons you to come to me."

"Come for dewdrops are showering too."

"The season is gesturing you to come to me."

"Take me in your arms."

"l accept, l'm in love too."

"l'm falling in love with you."

"l'm losing myself since l met you."

"l'm falling in love with you."

"l'm losing myself since l met you."