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[dramatic music]
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[shatters, all gasp]
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- Well, my brainy
little babies,
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I have officially been
thrown off the Harvard teat.
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- I thought you were fired
a long time ago.
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- Oh, I was, Marcus, yeah.
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I was kicked off
the salary and housing teat,
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but I was able
to remain firmly latched
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on to their phone-plan teat.
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- Guys, if he says "teat"
one more time,
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we might be able
to get him fired.
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- Let's try and stay focused
on my phone, Sarika.
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Uh, now,
before you suggest
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that I just go
to a phone store
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and sign up
for my own plan--
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- How is that
not the solution?
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- Well, Anthony,
because I have--Anyone?
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Atrocious credit.
Yeah, yeah.
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No carrier will trust me,
so I am off the grid
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until I come up
with a solution.
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[dramatic note]
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- Are you saying
you have no phone?
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Like, for good?
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- That's what I'm saying.
- Are you gonna die?
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- I mean,
there's an outside chance
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you could get
on my family's plan.
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Yeah, I mean,
my parents would have
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to get to know you
a little better,
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but we could schedule
a series of dinners.
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- You know what?
I would dislike that, Marcus.
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I would dislike that
very much. Yeah.
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But...
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the notion of piggybacking
on somebody else's phone plan
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is very intriguing.
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[Ramones'
"Listen to My Heart"]
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- One, two, three, four!
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- ♪ Next time,
I'll listen to my heart ♪
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♪ Next time,
well, I'll be smart ♪
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♪
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[calming ethereal music
playing]
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♪
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- What up, Helen DeGeneres?
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- How's my little
puppy bird?
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- You know.
Uh, is Principal Durbin ready
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for me to interview him
for the school paper?
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- Uh, ready?
He is so excited.
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We're gonna have
to wait a second, though,
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because he's in there
delivering a bummer bomb.
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[door opens]
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- Gary, no one
has signed up
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for Coin Club
in three years.
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I had to cut something.
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- One of these days,
you're gonna find
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a beautiful Sacagawea,
and you're gonna be like,
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"Where's Gary?
I want to talk about it."
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And I'm gonna be--
poof--ghost.
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- Oh, God. I--
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I hate, hate giving
people bad news.
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Their faces--
they look like
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teddy bears
in a Dumpster.
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- You're the principal.
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Let it rip.
You can tell them
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whatever you want.
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- I know, but I--
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Ugh. I just feel sick.
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- I feel sick, too.
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Though it could be
because I ate
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a shellacked caramel
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off a old Christmas ornament
last night
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I can be honest
with you guys.
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- [clears throat]
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[calming ethereal music
playing]
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- Gonna try
to work it out.
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Drop it
down the pike.
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♪
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- So...
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how are things
with Seth?
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- Good.
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- Mm.
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- Ugh. Ugh.
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Mm-hmm.
[all groaning]
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- Mary, you want some?
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- No.
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- So he took
you out again last night?
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- Sort of.
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- Uh, sort of?
[laughs]
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Uh, we got subs and ate them
at the Laundromat.
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So, yeah,
I took her out.
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- Oh, you're not a fan
of restaurants?
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- Whoa, someone's
a frickin' millionaire.
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- What?
- I'm a substitute teacher.
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So we each grabbed three
on a six-inch.
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- We did.
- Mm-hmm.
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- And you call this
a date?
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- Um, let's just say
that the changing table
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in the bathroom
didn't break itself.
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[laughs]
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- We did...
with sex.
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[both laughing]
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Ow!
[bleep].
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- Ooh. Said I was gonna
get you.
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Ha ha!
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Catch ya later,
masturbator.
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- So has he met
the parents?
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- Ah, he needs to go.
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It's just that he's
subbing here,
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and I can't just ghost him
like I usually do.
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- Yeah.
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- Now, which one of you is
gonna help me get rid of him?
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- Oh, not us.
We are done.
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Every time we help you
get rid of a guy,
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you wind up
getting back together.
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- Mm-mm.
You backslide.
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It's an exhausting cycle
to watch and judge.
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- Oh, come on--
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- Hey, hey, ladies,
we're all basically, like,
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friends and family
at this point, right?
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I am finding it impossible
to secure a cell phone plan
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under my name.
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- Ah, and you want to
piggyback on one of our plans.
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- Ha.
- Jack, I have
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way too many cousins for you
to doggy-style on my plan.
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- Okay, well, it's piggyback,
but, yeah.
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- Uh, you know, Jack,
my family plan is da bomb,
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and I'll let you get in
on it.
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- Yes!
- But you have to do
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something for me in return.
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You have to help me kick my
current boyfriend to the curb.
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- Okay, well, that actually
sounds kind of fun.
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- But that's not the hard part.
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The hard part is helping me
stay broken up with him,
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'cause "Today Mary"
is gonna want to break up
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with that little scuzz,
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but "Tomorrow Mary"
is gonna go scuzz-blind.
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- You know, this all sounds
very doable. I am in.
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- Okay. Very nice
doing business with you.
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- Oh, wonderful.
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Wonderful doing business
with you.
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[laughter]
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Yes! Nice. What?
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- You have no idea the job
you just signed on for.
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There is nothing
more powerful than the bond
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between a Mary
and her scuzz.
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Backslide, Jack.
- Backslide.
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.
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[thunder booming]
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- Don't move!
- Jeez!
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God, okay...
[knocking]
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- Um, Mr. Griffin, what are you
doing in my math class?
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- Whoa. It's like seeing
a tiger in the wild.
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- [chuckles]
Uh, Seth.
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Hi, I'm uh, Jack Griffin.
I teach A.P. Bio.
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So you're subbing here?
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- Yep, yep.
Anywhere that needs me.
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- Ah.
- Kids really dig me.
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I always play the first
48 minutes of a movie.
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I've seen the first half
of a lot
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of really good flicks.
[both laugh]
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- Love it, I love it,
I love it.
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And no shoes. Very cool.
- Ah.
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- So I have something
very sensitive in nature
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to talk to you about.
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Um, gang, if you could just
go ahead and move your bodies
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to the back of the class,
and, you know, face the wall,
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"Blair Witch" style.
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Heather, you want to...?
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- All right,
move it or lose it, D-bags.
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[dramatic music]
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- [sighs]
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♪
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- Uh, is that in, like--
is that in the second half
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of "Blair Witch"?
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- Hey, so, um,
I'm a friend of Mary's
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and, well, she's asked me
to tell you it's been
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a tepid ride, but, uh,
it's over, okay?
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All right.
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- Wait, are you--
are you serious?
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C-can we talk about that?
- With me? No. No, no, no.
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I-I'm not really up
to speed on most of it.
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I just, uh--you know,
just the messenger here.
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I just know it's over,
you know?
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So, uh, my work is
sort of done here.
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- I just--I'm gonna go talk
to her, because once she--
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- No, no, no.
[chuckles awkwardly]
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I'm handling this.
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- [sniffles]
- Oh.
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- [whimpering]
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- Oh, God.
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- [crying]
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- When a man cries,
nothing feels safe.
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- [continues crying]
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- He did not take it well.
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- Are you breaking
it off with Seth?
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- Hey! Stop snooping.
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Go ahead, Jack.
I'll cover.
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La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la...
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- All right. Uh, yeah, he
just--he wouldn't accept it.
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All right? He was crying,
and he wants to talk.
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- Damn it, Jack.
Ugh. Cover me.
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- Oh.
♪ La, la, la, la, la...
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- You were supposed
to handle this, you know,
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like family,
not just phone it in.
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- Yeah, we can definitely still
hear you back here.
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- Oh, my God.
Just plug each other's ears.
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♪
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- Look, don't worry about it.
I got you, okay?
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I'll come over later,
and I'll help you break it off.
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- Um, no, no, no.
We got to do it at your place.
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Otherwise I'm gonna end up
hooking up with him.
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- Uh, well, no, we can--what?
You can't break up at my place.
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- Well, do you want to be
on my phone plan or not?
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- Yes. Okay, fine.
Fine, all right?
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But we got to do it fast,
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'cause Lynette's
coming over later.
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- Ooooh.
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- Marcus, how is it
that you're still hearing this?
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- My fingers are too small
for his ear canals.
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- They're huge.
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- Don't brag about that.
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[upbeat synth tune playing]
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- ♪ Sex is horrible
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♪ And no one really likes it
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So that's what I play whenever
I, uh, catch a kid
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with a condom.
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- Mm, my readers
will love this.
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- Oh, and this what I play
whenever I catch a student
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with drugs.
[clears throat]
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♪ Meth gives you joy
only gods can experience ♪
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♪ But don't do it
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- Ralph, time to break
some spirits.
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Coach is here.
- Already?
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Oh, boy.
You can stay Anthony
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♪
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[clears throat]
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[sighs]
Coach, I, uh...
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I have some bad news I wish
I could protect you from.
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- You don't got to sugarcoat it
for me, Ralph.
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I'm not one
of your book teachers.
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- All right, uh, well, um...
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I don't know how, uh--
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It seems that
there's a, uh--
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Uh, well, I'm--doesn't--
It actually is...
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I'm sorry, uh...
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We're gonna let
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the marching band
and the football team
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share practice time
on the football field.
249
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,596
- What? No way. It's not--
it's not called a band field.
250
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,380
- Uh, that's a good point.
251
00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,469
You know what? I'm gonna, uh,
talk to the band director.
252
00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,602
Maybe we could, uh, find a--
253
00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:23,388
- Oh, my God. Move over.
254
00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,390
The band's gonna
use the field sometimes.
255
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,828
This is happening to you.
256
00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,656
Deal with it.
257
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,788
- Ralph, does
the confident child speak
258
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:34,574
on your behest for you?
259
00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:39,317
- Our talk is done.
Shoo.
260
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,711
- Shoo? You're gonna shoo me?
Shoo you.
261
00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:43,713
Kids talk to me like that?
Jesus Christ.
262
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,193
- That was amazing!
263
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,411
Anthony!
[gasps]
264
00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,848
I have to deliver
bad news all day.
265
00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:50,067
Is there any chance
you'd want to sit in
266
00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:52,330
on some of these sessions?
267
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,115
Okay, I can sweeten the deal.
268
00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:58,510
I got an Amazon gift card
for Christmas,
269
00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,338
but there's not
a slot on my computer for it,
270
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:02,253
so...
271
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,343
- Sure.
272
00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:08,346
[country music playing]
273
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:12,089
♪
274
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,265
- [sighs]
[doorbell rings]
275
00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:15,527
Okay.
276
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,880
All right.
Listen--
277
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,316
- Mare-bear.
278
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,709
Tell me that he's a liar.
279
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,493
Because I know that
you love me.
280
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,669
You even said that you love
how my back smells.
281
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,150
- No, I just said,
"Your back smells."
282
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,586
- [groans]
283
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,328
- Seth, I'm looking
for something else.
284
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,809
- But, Mary, just think of all
the fun that we could have.
285
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:38,246
I just got us tickets
to see Michael McDonald
286
00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:39,856
in concert next month.
287
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:43,555
- I mean--I mean, if you
already got the tickets, then--
288
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,427
- Mary, he doesn't have
the tickets.
289
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,168
- I'm gonna get the tickets.
- He's gonna get the tickets.
290
00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,604
Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm gonna get--
291
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,475
- He's never--no, he's
never gonna get the tickets.
292
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,260
- I said I was gonna get--
- He will not get the tickets!
293
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,565
- I need to get paid,
then I can buy the tickets.
294
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,306
- Mary, end this.
You're a strong woman.
295
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:58,483
I've seen you kick
a coffee table across a lobby.
296
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:01,399
[dramatic music]
297
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:04,315
- Seth, have a happy life.
298
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:07,536
- No.
I'm not going anywhere...
299
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,451
until you take me back.
300
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:12,454
- Wait. What?
Wait. Are those--
301
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,282
Uh, that's not good.
302
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,675
- Whatever. Bye.
- Where you going?
303
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:17,633
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
304
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,156
You're not--no. Oh.
305
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,158
♪
306
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,160
Oh.
307
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,293
♪
308
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,164
[car door opens, closes]
309
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:28,470
- Did she--
[engine turning over]
310
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:29,645
She left, right?
311
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,516
Is that her car now?
- [sighs]
312
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:34,084
.
313
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,825
- Come on.
- Closer.
314
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:38,088
Warmer.
Warmer.
315
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:39,307
- Oh, stop tricking me
into touching
316
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,917
other parts of your body.
317
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:43,006
Just tell me where the keys
to the cuffs are.
318
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,965
- I don't know.
319
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:48,011
- All right, man.
You asked for this.
320
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:52,102
[chair whirring]
321
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:54,278
[dramatic music]
322
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,151
You gonna tell me?
- This is fine.
323
00:11:57,194 --> 00:12:00,371
It's kind of like
a back massage.
324
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,939
Oops. That step's trying
to steal my jeans.
325
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,767
[chuckles]
Oh, it got 'em.
326
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,290
There they go.
327
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,683
Yeah, that's what
I'm working with.
328
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,077
- Oh, come on--
[doorbell rings]
329
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:13,123
[sighs, groans]
330
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,124
Hi.
- Hello.
331
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:15,473
[both chuckle]
332
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,258
Oof. Okay.
333
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,390
Three openers--
Uh, you look great, all right?
334
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,697
You smell like lemons, and..
335
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,830
Mary's ex-boyfriend
is handcuffed
336
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,788
to my dead mom's
stair lift.
337
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,225
- Hey, Lynette.
- Oh.
338
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:29,923
- Jack took off my pants
with this antique elevator.
339
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,360
- No, that's--that's a lie.
- Hey, Seth.
340
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,057
- Hey, do you happen to have
my paycheck on you?
341
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,450
I think it should be
around $38.
342
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:36,843
- You know, I don't,
343
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,149
and I think you broke even
after taxes.
344
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,890
- [scoffs]
Thanks, Obama.
345
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:41,978
- Wine?
346
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,501
- Love some.
- Yeah.
347
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,199
- What are we thinking, though,
red or white?
348
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,983
- [groans]
349
00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,072
- I don't really know anything
about birds.
350
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:53,337
My hobby is stuffing things--
you know, taxidermy.
351
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:57,428
And I guess I'd just rather
stuff birds because--
352
00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,300
- So are you guys
like a thing?
353
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,041
Because you seem like you're
into each other,
354
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,825
but you also seem
like you're cousins.
355
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,087
Like, I guess what I'm asking
356
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:06,002
is what stuff are
you guys doing?
357
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,351
- Mostly outercourse.
- None of your business.
358
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,397
- "Outercourse"?
[laughs]
359
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,356
Okay, well... [chuckles]
I'll leave you guys to it.
360
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,489
[chair whirring]
361
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,057
[indistinct chatter on TV]
362
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,798
- A man should have a hobby.
363
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,889
[jaunty video game
music plays]
364
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,847
- [chuckles]
365
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,894
Oh, man, these birds
are just so furious.
366
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,765
So mad.
- One second.
367
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,288
- I like it
with the sound on.
368
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:34,248
- Do you?
This is mine now.
369
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:37,033
[sighs] I mean, no phone plan
is worth this.
370
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:40,820
- Hey, you know how you
get rid of me, right?
371
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:43,170
You get me back
with my love...
372
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:45,085
my soul mate.
373
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:49,350
♪
374
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,918
- Hey, look, nobody wants
to see you backslide
375
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,397
any less than me, but...
376
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:56,226
You should know
Seth is obsessed with you.
377
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,229
He won't stop talking
about you.
378
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,491
- Did he say obsessed, or--
379
00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:02,798
- Uh-uh.
Okay, I know that look.
380
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,408
Michelle, let's go.
- Yeah.
381
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:07,237
- I told you, Jack--
backslide.
382
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:10,284
♪
383
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,938
See you.
384
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:15,245
- Yeah.
- Oop.
385
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,595
- I'll find it.
Yeah.
386
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,554
- Look, I'm-- [scoffs]
I'm telling you,
387
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,861
this guy wants you back
so badly,
388
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,297
he went on a hunger strike.
389
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,386
- Oh, he must be
out of his mind for me.
390
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:27,083
- Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's a mess.
[exhales sharply]
391
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,606
- [sighs]
You know, I'm just gonna
392
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,913
stay focused, and
I'm not gonna think about him.
393
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,436
- You are gonna be fine.
- Yeah.
394
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,568
- [laughs]
All right.
395
00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,483
- Okay.
- You got this.
396
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,443
[cell phone clicking]
397
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:43,186
♪
398
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,622
[cell phone bloops]
[laughs]
399
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,624
[cell phone chimes]
400
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,845
♪
401
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,195
- Stay strong.
Stay strong.
402
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,199
- [sighs]
403
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,114
Time to hit some peeps
with bad news.
404
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,289
- [chuckles]
405
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,248
[percussive music]
406
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:04,207
Joyce, we moved your parking
spot to the auxiliary lot.
407
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,469
It's a done deal.
408
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,863
- You see, that's not
gonna work for me.
409
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,953
I'm already getting up
at 2:00 a.m. to take my nephew
410
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,042
to the ER 'cause of his croup.
I says to my sister--
411
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,305
- Joyce. Joyce.
412
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:16,654
Joyce!
413
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,352
Not my business.
414
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,441
Mute and scoot.
415
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,965
♪
416
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,967
All of your cleaning supplies
are being switched
417
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,534
to generic and unscented.
418
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,362
- "Unscented"?
[laughs]
419
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:32,148
You know what humans
do in bathrooms, right?
420
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,672
You're with me on this,
right, Durbin?
421
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,283
- Durbin's not here.
422
00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:39,895
Breathe out your mouth.
[exhales sharply]
423
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,375
♪
424
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,029
[crunches]
425
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,987
Principal Durbin
isn't concerning himself
426
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,989
with the casting
of the school play.
427
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,253
You can either play
"Tree in Distance" or quit.
428
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:53,996
- Great! I'll play the tree.
I don't mind at all.
429
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:54,997
- Oh.
430
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:58,392
♪
431
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:01,090
- [exhales sharply]
432
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,092
♪
433
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,138
[school bell ringing]
- Right, new plan--
434
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:08,402
So I'm texting Mary
from her ex-boyfriend's phone.
435
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,143
I'm gonna trick her
into getting back
436
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:11,927
with that idiot so I can get
him out of my house.
437
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,408
Uh, do you guys
have any suggestions?
438
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:17,150
- I don't get it.
Aren't you Mary's friend?
439
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,021
- Of course. Yeah.
440
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,980
- Yeah, and didn't she offer
to put you on her family plan
441
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,503
if you help her
get rid of this guy?
442
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,026
- Yeah.
443
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,593
- And now you're trying
to set her up
444
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,290
with the very same man
445
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,510
who you yourself called
an idiot not moments ago?
446
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:35,690
- You guys--you all
think I'm a bad guy?
447
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:38,562
Is that what this is?
448
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,174
Heather, where do you
stand on this?
449
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,958
- I can't tell
if you're doing a mission
450
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,525
for Ms. Wagner
or against her.
451
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,570
I'm Team Griffin either way.
452
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:50,574
Let's get her...
or help her.
453
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,446
- I guess you have
to ask yourself
454
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,970
if you really care
about your friend.
455
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,540
- See, this is why
I avoid friendships.
456
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,237
- Yeah, that's why.
457
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,760
- [sighs]
458
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,632
Now I'm gonna have to
figure out another way
459
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,678
to get rid of this
human pork rind.
460
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:10,072
Guess I'm gonna have to do it
the old-fashioned way.
461
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,075
[dramatic music]
462
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:20,126
♪
463
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,000
- Scuzz-blind.
464
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,436
- Wait, what?
465
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,525
- [sighs]
466
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:31,441
.
467
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,574
[both laughing]
468
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,576
- I'm sorry, Mary, did you
have the key the whole time?
469
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,143
- No. Seth was hiding it
470
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,101
in a place I call
his "secret pouch."
471
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,624
- And that's not my butt.
472
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,104
- [groans]
No. What is happening? Why?
473
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,237
- We're back, baby.
[laughs]
474
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,673
All right, I'm gonna
pop upstairs,
475
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:46,935
I'm gonna put my jeans
back on,
476
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,068
and then we're gonna scoot.
[laughs]
477
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,941
- Oh, God.
- I know.
478
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:56,118
- Mary, you--you--you can't get
back together with that guy.
479
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,815
- Jack, don't worry.
You're off the hook.
480
00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:59,687
We'll go get you
a brand-new phone tomorrow
481
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,210
and sign you up
on my plan.
482
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:04,039
- No, but it--it--
it just don't feel right.
483
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:06,737
- Okay, Jackie boy.
484
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,043
It's been a fun 24 hours,
485
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,523
but it's time for me
to get going.
486
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,915
- Yeah, that's
my mother's luggage.
487
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,483
- Oh.
488
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,617
Well, it's broken.
Tell her that.
489
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,053
All right, babe.
490
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,142
I'm gonna go outside
and warm up the car...
491
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,665
with my farts.
492
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:24,799
[laughing]
493
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:27,584
- Eh, diet starts tomorrow,
494
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,151
but tonight I'm gonna
go eat this cake.
495
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,283
- Wait, wait.
Hold on one second.
496
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,154
I just--
- What the fudge?
497
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,634
- Uh-huh, yep. Nope.
498
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:34,896
- [grunts]
- No, no, no. Nope, nope.
499
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,289
You're not going with him.
Let's go.
500
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:39,161
- Jack, I am a grown-ass woman,
501
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:42,164
and sometimes I want to make
bad decisions, so let me.
502
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,862
- No. I'm not letting you leave
until you've horned down a bit
503
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,864
and promise me you are done
with that dude.
504
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,171
- Fine, then no phone plan
for you.
505
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,173
- Fine.
506
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,175
But I have something to say,
507
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,177
and this is not gonna be one of
those things where I tell you
508
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,527
that you are deserving
of someone far better than
509
00:18:57,571 --> 00:19:01,749
that human tapeworm out there
because you are a catch...
510
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,185
and not just a Toledo catch,
511
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:06,536
but, like, a regular,
good-city catch.
512
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,190
Instead, I'm gonna sit here
with you
513
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,627
until you come
to that conclusion on your own.
514
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:13,064
And there is absolutely no way
I'm letting you go before then
515
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:17,068
because I do not have the keys
to these handcuffs.
516
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:19,027
I'm just now realizing that.
517
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,334
[ominous music]
518
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,770
[knock at door, door opens]
519
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,206
- Hello?
520
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,340
Oh, uh, where's
Principal Durbin?
521
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,689
- Take a seat.
522
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:31,039
- Okeydokey.
[chuckles]
523
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:34,042
Didn't expect, uh...
you to be here.
524
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,565
[clears throat]
So, uh...
525
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:38,220
what is this meeting about?
526
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,310
♪
527
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,704
- As you can see,
you gave me a B-minus
528
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,358
on my erosion diorama.
529
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,098
I'll be damned
if I'm gonna let you keep me
530
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,927
out of Georgetown,
so you're gonna give me an A,
531
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,929
or we're gonna have
to let you go.
532
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,670
♪
533
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,237
- [gasps]
534
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,588
Oh, thank God.
Anthony's trying to fire me.
535
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,242
- What are you doing?
536
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,026
- I think something
bit Anthony.
537
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,027
Can you hear me?
538
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,768
- Quiet, Noodle Curls!
539
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,336
- You got a little too much
dip on your chip, buster.
540
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,252
Get up, take your
disrespectful butt
541
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,254
straight to my office!
542
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,082
Keep it moving!
543
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,650
- I'm sorry. I was trying
to help Principal Durbin.
544
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:21,176
- Dave, your classes
are being transferred
545
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,308
to the trailer.
546
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,961
- What?
547
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,746
Oh, come on.
548
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,923
- We're done talking. Shoo.
549
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,230
[exhales sharply]
- [groans]
550
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,884
Well, thank you so much
for ruining my day.
551
00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:35,669
I already sat in cornbread.
552
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,149
[sighs]
Come on.
553
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,717
[dramatic music]
554
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,284
- [laughing]
555
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,894
- Well, good work,
Jack-In-The-Sweats.
556
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,331
- Yeah, nice job.
557
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,811
- Hey, I would do the same
for either of you.
558
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,160
- Aw.
559
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,292
- Please don't break up
my marriage.
560
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,859
Please.
- I'm not--
561
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,164
- Now, Stef, she could use
a little help.
562
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,775
- I don't have a problem.
563
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:57,778
I just like dating
older Indian doctors.
564
00:20:57,821 --> 00:20:59,127
- They're always
secretly married.
565
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,302
- Not happily.
566
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,825
- And leaders
of a sex cult.
567
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,088
- Not happily.
568
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,264
[school bell ringing]
569
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,266
- Oh, I should head
to class.
570
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,137
- Yep, I should probably
head with you.
571
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,356
Okeydokey.
572
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:11,705
- We can hit shop class
at lunch.
573
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:12,967
- Okay.
- You know?
574
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:14,142
- Yeah, let's do that.
- Whoa.
575
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,404
- I got to say, though,
576
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,711
I, uh--I'm gonna miss this.
- Aw.
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