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You and your dad are coming over for a little bit, okay?

Why? What happened?

I'll explain to you later. Okay.

Hey, baby.

How's it going? How are you, sweetie?

Hi.

How are you doing? Good.

How are you holding up?

I just had a rough couple weeks, but I'm hanging in there. Yeah, I bet. I know

how it is. We'll talk about it. All right. Please come out if you want. I'll

show you. Get me to the room. I'll forget something.

Okay. Sounds good. You go over there.

Love you, Daddy.

Love you, too, Sarah.

All right, let me take you.

All right.

Take a seat. All right, buddy.

This is our room.

You like it? Yeah.

What happened?

Karen left me for Larry.

In sales.

Larry? Yeah.

Like, drives a Prius Larry?

Yeah.

Like, also still owns, like, a yacht Larry.

Man. I know. He is the top salesman at our company.

Dude. This is wife number three. Like, what the fuck am I doing wrong?

Man, I feel like you're just rushing things. Man, I still haven't met anyone

since Karen left me. And that was ten years ago.

You've been single the whole time?

I mean, I've seen women here and there, but I really haven't, you know, married.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Slowing things down right now would probably be a good idea.

That's for sure.

You'd probably have a lot more money if you didn't have to go through so many

divorces, too, man. Oh, my God. My attorney bills are out of this world,

I've had to clear out my savings account like three times now. It's the third

time. And all because I find these women that just want to marry up.

Dude, it's exasperating.

It's frustrating because I think everything I have in this marriage.

Yeah, you're just spoiling too much, man. You gotta, you know, slow it down a

little bit.

Living, keeping up life with the Larrys is like. You have to take them out to

nice dinner and buy them nice things. I should have never gotten a job in

accounting. I should have done sales.

Man, I'm in accounting too. I think you just gotta slow things down.

Yeah. Let them fall for you, not your money.

Yeah.

So

how

are you feeling about everything?

Um, it's whatever.

You know what I should probably do is I probably should take the next couple

paychecks and after I get done paying all these damn divorce fees, put some

money into crypto.

My mom just left out of the blue.

Out of the blue? Do you think you have any idea what she could have wished? You

know, she's funny.

She's funny with another man or something.

That really sucks. I would have never thought this would have happened.

He seems so happy.

Yeah, I don't know.

We didn't really have problems back at home. She just got up and packed her

and left.

Yeah, that's so sad. I'm really sorry.

I hope you feel better. Thank you. You really have a shoulder to cry on,

whatever. Thank you.

Crypto's the way right now. I know, dude. It's going off. I know that you

me about this a couple years ago, and look at how lovely your home is, man.

do you think I bought this house, man?

I know. You told me you paid cash, too, right?

All crypto investments, man.

That kiss with your deaf dad.

It's kind of weird. I don't know. What do you think?

Like, is that normal?

Yeah.

all the time. Oh, I don't know why I sold my coins.

You're too busy spoiling all your wives, man.

I'm over here just focusing on my goals and dreams and look at this place.

It is nice and I can't thank you enough for inviting me and you and me over. Of

course, man. I know you're going through a lot right now. We're going to get you

through it. Thanks, dude. I really appreciate it. You know I'm here for

Thanks, man.

Some solid advice, too. You know, you're not going all in on A girl that I've

only been seeing for like six months. I knew I should have never married that

girl. And I don't know why the fuck I didn't sign a prenup.

Yeah, you'd think you'd learn by your third one by now.

I don't really get along with my stepdad like that. That's why it's a little

kind of weird.

Sorry for being nosy.

Whatever.

Can you actually go get him?

Yeah, maybe I should talk to him about that.

Okay, yeah, no problem. Let me go ahead and get him for you. You should probably

send me some of your referral links sometime.

That way I can sign up for some accounts.

Absolutely. You know, I got a group of buddies. We all get together once a

talk about crypto and stocks and everything.

You should come.

I'd like that.

Sounds good. It'd be really good for you. It'd be a good learning experience,

too. Yeah, I learn something new every week.

Take my mind off of the stress that I'm going through right now as well.

Nothing like making some money to get you through some stress. Dude, amen on

that one, right? Amen.

Thanks, dude.

How's it going, Penelope?

It's going good.

Um, Yumi wanted to talk to you about something.

She said to go in the room whenever you feel like it. Oh, okay, sure. Thank you.

Hi, Daddy. Thanks again for the advice, man.

Of course, man.

Hey.

Penelope said you wanted to talk to me.

Yeah.

About that kiss.

Yeah.

Do you want to do it again?

It kind of sucks about what happened.

Yeah, I know. She's probably really upset about it.

Did you notice that kiss?

Yeah, that was weird.

Yeah, I kind of asked her about that.

I know, I'm kind of nosy, but I didn't know what to say about that.

I'm curious. What'd she say?

She just said it's normal.

Like, I wasn't expecting that answer. But I mean, I guess.

But we never do that. I mean, would you?

Yeah.

I mean,

I really don't think so.

It's kind of weird.

Yeah. I guess you're right. That is a little bit strange.

They have a...

Interesting relationship.

Maybe it's just how they always have been. I mean, and also what just

from what she told me. Maybe this is just what they do. It's just a coping

mechanism.

Yeah, it could just be them, like, comforting each other through the hard

Yeah. Which could be understandable, I guess, you know? Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck!

What do you think that is?

Am I hearing...

Is she crying?

I don't know.

Am I hearing what I think I'm hearing?

It's the only sound I can hear.

You should tell them something.

They've been in there for a little while.

Yeah.

Hey,

you guys okay in there?

Oh, shit.

You guys good?

Yeah, yeah, we're okay.

No problem at all.

Yeah, come take a seat, man.

Alright, well, it's getting pretty late.

Got a long day planned by the pool tomorrow. We're going to order some

you know, hang out, get some sun.

So why don't you girls start getting ready for bed?

Okay.

Alright,

man. Just hanging out, watching football.

Sounds good.

All right, let's do it.

Man, I've been looking forward to this game all week. Yeah?

So, what did you and your dad talk about?

You don't want to know.

Something bad?

No, no.

Aren't you going to go change?

Duh, I forgot.

So, yeah, well...

What was up with that kiss before?

It was a little... What kiss? What are you talking about?

With Yumi, your daughter. Like, you guys kissed on the lips before.

Oh. You don't think this... No. No, man, it's not like that.

All right, so... If I tell you, you can't really tell anybody, right?

I mean, yeah.

I already was planning on that.

Like I said, it's a little... weird.

Not really.

Now, just hear me out, okay?

So, Yumi and I had this thing going on for a little while, and she started it,

actually. She came home from school distraught over her boyfriend, right?

And then the next thing I know, she's, like, crying on my shoulder, and the

thing I know, she's sliding her hand down my fucking dick.

And, dude, I started getting hard, and the next thing I know, dude, we're in my

ex's bed fucking.

But dude, listen.

She fucking adored him.

Anyway, so... Yeah, I mean, like... She got the best...

How's it going?

I don't know. They're all over the place.

Look.

Oh yeah, we have the matching tops from the other day.

Cute.

She has the best pussy.

She gives the best ass.

Stop.

I'm your daughter, man.

So how's school and everything?

Pretty good, yeah.

This is like a little vacation.

So you never fucked around with your own daughter, Penelope, before?

Never, man, no.

Not even once?

Not even once, no. It never even crossed my mind.

Oh, man, come on. Your daughter's gorgeous. You can't say it's never

your mind.

And it's the same situation. She's not, like, from your loins, you know what I

mean? Like, she's not blood -related to you, so it's not, yeah.

You know. Man, I guess.

I don't know.

It's still just, it's just weird, man. Like, I don't know. Like, what if people

found out?

That's why you got to keep it a secret.

It's like we're going to be living together for a while, which is really

exciting.

I'm excited for the pool tomorrow.

I know. I've been aching a slim just because it's been so hot with this

Now we could finally get in our swimsuits. Yeah, I think I need a tan

I don't know, man. You got me thinking.

Yeah? What'd you think about?

Like you said.

It's not fun.

Dude, she didn't come from New Orleans, right? And, like, you said it's been 10

years? Yeah, over 10 years. You dated a little bit, but it's been 10 years since

you've had... When's the last time you had some really fucking top -notch 18

-year -old pussy?

Oh, man.

I don't even know. Since I was, like, you know, 18, 20.

Right, as long as I am.

I like your underwear.

It looks so cute. I know.

Sit down.

What did you want to do tonight? Anything dangerous?

No, now think about it with your expertise and your experience and your

You can bring that skill set into her.

And at the same time, you're being daddy because you teach them how to expect to

be treated right by other guys.

You know, they're learning from you.

That's the way I see it. And that's the way that Yumi sees it. At least you're

with your dad, you know? You're not all alone.

It's a good thing.

I'm stuck with my boring dad.

He's just... He seems really cool.

He is really cool. He's just too strict. You know how dads could be, you know?

You know, you kind of have a point.

I mean, it'd be worse than one of these stupid football players.

dumping something in a drink that she's not supposed to have and doing really

bad things to her that, you know, would hurt her.

He's just too overprotective of me, and he doesn't really let me live my life

the way I want to be living it.

But nonetheless, at least you know he's there for me, just like your dad is,

which makes him a great dad for sure.

Like you said, she's not my real daughter.

Something to think about. So I'm getting a little sleepy. I might just go to my

room. Go to sleep.

You should sleep in here with me.

You sure?

Yeah.

Let me ask my dad.

Okay. I want to see if he's okay with that first.

Okay.

Hi, Daddy.

Hey, what's going on, guys?

Y 'all ready for bed?

Yeah, yeah.

Yumi wanted to sleep in my bed. I was wondering if that was okay with you.

Yeah, absolutely.

That's a good deal.

Okay. Well, we're just going to go to sleep then.

Okay. Can I get a kiss goodnight? Yeah.

Goodnight, Daddy.

Goodnight, goodnight.

Goodnight, Daddy.

Goodnight. See you tomorrow.

What, she didn't meet you in the middle?

She just gave me a hard cheek.

No, she turned her head in. Yeah.

Like, I went to give her a kiss on the lips.

Fuck.

Okay, all right, I'm going to check this out. Great.

My gosh,

I don't know if you saw, when I went to go kiss my dad goodnight, he literally

tried to kiss me.

Like your dad did.

You should have let him.

But that's weird.

He's literally my dad.

He's not that weird. He's your stepdad. So you guys aren't, like, related or

anything? I guess. We're just not used to it, like, the two of you. So, I don't

know. It was really weird for me.

My daughter is so fucking cool.

I bet you I texted her.

Maybe. You don't think that's going to make it weird?

Oh man, I feel like it's going to be weird now. That just made me feel

No, no, no, no, it's okay. It's okay.

Did you like it though?

I mean...

Maybe a

little bit.

She's probably just not used to it. So just let me, let Yumi work on her for a

second. Let her do her magic, dude.

I'll text her right now. We'll see what happens.

I don't know. I've never had this feeling. It's kind of weird.

Who are you texting?

Oh, it's just my stepdad.

Oh. What did he say?

He was just asking if we were okay.

Oh. Do you think he saw?

Maybe.

That's kind of strange.

It's kind of hot, don't you think?

I mean...

The whole daddy thing is kind of hot, but I don't know.

I've never really quite thought about it like that, you know?

Till today, till I saw you and your daddy.

I mean, we could always try it.

What do you mean, try?

You know.

Kissing?

Probably more than that.

My gosh.

Have you?

Maybe.

Oh my goodness.

I don't know.

It does seem really hot. How hot do you guys get?

It's really hot. Maybe you should try it.

Alright, cool.

Just sleep on it, maybe.

This is going to be so much fun. It's like when we were little.

We get to sleep together in the same bed.

Goodnight, Yumi.

Goodnight, Penelope.

Yumi?

My panties are kind of wet.

Just from thinking about all that.

Maybe I can help you out and get my dad.

We can, like, we can pretend you're asleep.

It'll be a good experience.

Really? Yeah.

And just close your eyes and pretend you're sleeping.

And what, he's going to come in?

Yeah.

I mean, okay.

I just have to close my eyes?

Mm -hmm.

That's all you have to do.

Okay.

See, this defense man, Mrs. Montoni, has been carrying the team all year, too.

She's going to do it.

She's going to at least try.

I told you she's a cool girl. Yeah, she has.

They're going to come in, so pretend you're not.

Okay, done and done.

I'm hoping this works out. You got me excited.

All right, cool.

I know. It's because when he reached for my pussy, I got really... I don't know.

I got cold feet.

Well, you know you like it.

I know. It did feel good, but I was really unsure about it. It felt really

weird.

Um, maybe we can try tomorrow.

Okay, fine.

I'm down then, but... Okay.

Good night, Daniel.

Good night, Pauline.

It's a nice house here, man. I like the pool.

Right? I'm telling you, come to that meeting this week.

We're going to get you making some money.

I doubt it. And don't be married to somebody else about to take it all away.

Aren't you right?

Yeah, it's pretty warm.

How's the pool over there looking?

Good. It feels really nice and warm. It's not cold.

You guys having a good time today?

Yeah. Told you we were going to have a nice pool day today.

You both did great in between, isn't that right?

Thank you, Daddy.

You're welcome, sweetheart.

Those bikinis are out of this world.

I don't know how they pulled

it off, too, but it looks like we actually were matching suits.

My daughter's got purple on her.

We are, yeah.

You guys didn't actually do it.

Didn't even need to do that. That was just by chance, actually.

I don't know,

it was the last night, but I went for the kiss, gave him the tea.

and keep trying.

It's twice in one night.

Don't stress it out. It's going to happen.

Totally.

It's totally going down.

Oh,

I think she's dying.

She just flashed me. What?

Maybe we should ask them to put some screen on us so we can finish what we

didn't finish last night.

Okay, let's go.

Here you go.

Can you put sunscreen on them, Daddy?

Yeah, of course I will.

Suns and pens. You guys want some sunscreen? Yes, I would love it.

It's pretty thick, so you guys can be efficient.

I want you to put it all over me.

All over? What do you want to do with it?

It's heavy.

It's heavy?

Yeah, it's heavy everywhere.

So make sure you get it all over.

Like that?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I believe that.

She's going to be much more faster.

You have to make sure you get it in between the bra.

Yeah? Yeah.

Thank you.

Why don't you be on your hands and try to get out of the way a little bit.

Turn around a second.

Can you tell we're both growing dice?

Definitely all grown up.

You're taking care of me.

You know I take the best care of my girl.

I think it's your turn, Daddy.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah.

Not a bad idea.

Good luck with that.

I can't do it, as a matter of fact.

Put it everywhere like you did when you died?

Yeah, I just got it. Everywhere?

Yeah.

Okay.

You're good, Daddy.

You don't do any art, so... Uh, how better?

You want me to give extra good tea everywhere, Daddy? Like you did me?

Yeah, everywhere.

Raise these girls right.

They're doing a great job.

It's human nature. I can't really help it.

I know about last night.

What do you mean you know about last night?

I know what you were doing last night.

I was awake the whole time.

You guys were awake last night?

Mm -hmm.

Did you tell her?

No.

No? No.

It's okay, Daddy.

It's okay?

Yeah.

I just thought it was shy.

I told you she'd move a little bit.

I can't believe it.

He's playing with it over there a bit.

What's right here is the perpetrator of all crime.

I thought you had the hint.

I thought you had the hint.

I don't want it, Daddy.

I want to see it right now,

Daddy. Yeah? Really?

Because I want you to. I just don't want it.

Oh, wow,

Daddy.

It's so big.

You like that car, baby boy? Yeah.

All I can say is it right now.

Stroke it for me, daddy.

You want this dick, baby girl?

I want to suck on it so bad, daddy.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's really good

about your daughter's head. Holy shit.

How's this big taste, honey?

It's good, Daddy.

Choke on that cock, baby girl, huh?

Yeah?

Yeah, you sucking his dick up?

You look so good, girl. Nice and sloppy, huh?

Nice fucking sloppy.

Look up at me. Let me see those fucking eyes.

That's a good girl.

I can't wait to have you sucking my cock right now.

I'm thinking about you, Daddy.

I don't want your cock in your mouth to eat me. I don't want your cock in your

mouth to eat me.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, that's so nice.

Tell me, Daddy, how much you like dick?

Tell me, Daddy.

Oh, I love choking on it, Daddy. Yeah, you love choking on the cock, baby girl?

Okay, that's it. Suck that fucking dick.

Thank you.

That's a good girl, that's a good girl

I want to smack that face with my cock so fucking bad.

God, your dog is such a good little cocksucker.

Good. So is yours. Oh, my God.

You like being a slut, Yumi?

Yes, Daddy.

Oh, Mom.

Daddy's a little slut. You know that, baby?

I love you.

I love you, too, Daddy.

Since you picked her up, your daughter's mouth feels so good. Man, I can't wait

to feel mine.

You look so fucking pretty sucking that cock. You look so fucking pretty sucking

that cock.

Fuck the back of your throat

I love watching him peeking at you. He's such a fucking whore.

Oh, that's my fucking girl. Fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

I love looking at your eyes. You look so fucking hot like that.

Look at his face.

Choke on that fucking cup.

I didn't want to touch yours so bad, Daddy.

Thank you, Mommy.

Do you like how I feel?

It's so funny.

Do you like that daddy?

That's it.

That's it.

Yeah, put it back in your mouth. Put my daddy's cup back in your mouth.

God, I can't wait to feel my daughter's fucking pussy, bro.

You want to get a sneaker?

Why don't you lay down?

Wait,

I'm giving it to him yet.

Not yet?

Not yet.

Not yet.

Is this what we're doing?

Yeah. Okay, I can practice that.

Oh, my God.

Can't wait for you to get this pussy daddy.

You're gonna get him so damn fucking love it.

I'm not just watching you throw your pussy.

Just let me pop me daddy.

Touch me, Daddy.

Watch him pluck my pussy, Daddy.

Give him the right of his life, baby.

I love you, daddy.

I love you, daddy. I love you, daddy.

I love you, daddy. I love you, daddy.

I love you, daddy. I love you, daddy. I love you, daddy. I love you, daddy.

I love you, daddy.

I love you, daddy.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Watch this. Watch this.

Watch this. Watch this.

Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.

Watch this.

Oh, you're so tight.

You feel good, baby girl? Yeah, I feel so good, Daddy.

Oh, I want you to put me just like that too, Daddy. I can't fucking wait.

You can't wait, Daddy?

You can't wait to fuck the type of teacher like you've always wanted?

Yeah? Yeah?

I really wanted to be so, so fucking warm.

I feel good, yeah?

Get it wet. Oh, my God. Your nap feels so good.

Oh,

fuck.

Why'd you go in and out of me, Daddy?

Why'd you go in and out of me?

Pussyfoot's so fucking good.

Yeah.

Can't wait to fuck me later, Daddy.

I don't want to fuck you, sweetheart.

I'm ready for you. I want you to ride my cock like that so fucking good.

I don't want her cussing at me.

Take it, take it, take it.

I'm so bad daddy, I'm so bad.

Take it, take it.

Hold my hand, take it.

Like those balls, sweetheart.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh my god. Oh my

god.

Oh, yeah.

You ready to have that fucking cock inside you, baby?

Suck that fucking tongue.

That's it.

That was nice and fucking wild.

It was a very good day. I want to be parents with you.

This pussy just like that, daddy.

See, all the practice that you and I did worked out. Yeah.

I'll get it some more later.

Yeah, you definitely trained her well, bro.

Yeah? I told you she's fucking fire.

It's not as bad as you thought, right?

Your daughter's fucking killer, dude. I can't wait to kill that fucking pussy.

Oh, my God. I love fucking my daughter every night.

I can't wait for you to fuck me like that, too, Dad.

18 -year -old pussy, that's the fucking best.

I told you, dude. Oh, my God.

You've got a good one here, too.

I can't wait for you to feel this pussy.

He doesn't want to be a bad girl. He doesn't want to be a bad girl.

Oh yeah,

you like it wet like that, Daddy?

I don't know why you ever get married when your daughter's got a pussy like

this. That's why I kept her around.

It went nice and wet for you, Dad.

Oh, it looks so good, Daddy.

Are you ready for it to be yours?

my little pussy.

Just like that.

Just like that.

It looks so good, Daddy.

Why didn't you put on that pussy?

Are you ready for me to pound your ass?

I'm such a big girl.

I'm gonna get nice and slippery for you, Dad.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

This way. I'm going to give it to you so fucking good.

Don't you wish it was like that?

How much can you get this pussy wet just like that, Daddy?

Fuck that fucking pussy juice up there.

That's it, just like that. Let me fuck that pretty old thing up.

Fuck.

Oh God, I'm not getting close.

You want me to try one more thing?

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I've got one more surprise for you guys. Come on, check this out. All right,

switch, get up.

Yeah, I can't wait to be my good dad.

Just like he has a brain like this.

You're going to breathe just like this.

You don't want to be deep in his guts to sleep in him all day.

You can't fucking wait.

You're gonna be such a little fucking slut, huh, Johnny?

Such a slutty girl for you.

You're gonna be my fucking slut. You're gonna be such a slutty girl just like

they are.

So beautiful.

You're going to fucking love it.

I'm going to tell mom.

I'm finally going to tell mom if you don't fuck this pussy right now.

Fuck me, daddy.

I can't wait any longer, daddy. Fuck, yeah. I'm going to fucking come inside

you, dog.

I don't want to get so bad inside

this tight little

pussy. I can't fucking leave him.

Let's go.

She's giving me a nice fucking kiss right now, this pussy.

Nice.

That's such a good girl.

Yeah.

I want to see you girls come squat.

Y 'all ready for that?

He's a really good daddy.

You guys are welcome to stay here whenever you want.

Appreciate that, bro. I told you it was going to work out. You were so right.

This is awesome.

Daughter swap.

I'm going to shower off, girls.

That was so good.

I told you it was going to be good.