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Well, I don't know why, but, like, all these guys lately have been just, like,

trying to have sex with me. And I'm just like, what's with that? Like, it's

literally the only thing ever on their mind. I know. And I was like, what's so

big about it? Like, I don't understand what's the special, like, hype over it.

Like, I don't get it. No?

We have so much more to offer than, you know. I'm more than just, you know, a

sex object.

What?

Plus, you know, her idea doesn't even really fit on that appetizer. No, I

It's just like, the fuck?

I'd rather save myself for somebody.

Yeah. Special.

No, like.

Me too.

Are you doing a Russian? Of course. Go for it.

That one's so pretty. I like that.

I mean, you can tell I've been using that a lot.

Oh, yeah. You can. I'm just so happy your mom let you come over, you know? I

know. And we managed to, like, get the house to ourselves. Oh, yeah. I know.

so happy my parents were like, hey, can you really run this house?

And I was just like, I know. She would not let that fly. Are you kidding me?

Your mom would murder my parents. So strict.

She is, but your mom's cool. Yeah. She does,

but she can be a little.

I'm much of a stickler.

Do you think?

Oh, I know.

But... So, what else is new?

I feel like it's been forever since you guys, you know, really hang out and

chat. I know. I mean, not much, really. I've been just, you know, just chilling.

Yeah. Yeah, just focusing on what I want to do with my life, but... Yeah, and

have you figured any of that out?

No, not at all. Because, like... I started seeing this guy, and then all he

wanted was sex, and I was like, no.

I was just like, I don't want to have sex yet.

No.

So we called it quits.

Yeah? Yeah. Was he, like, salty about it?

Oh, yeah. He went on a whole, like, rampage.

And, like, literally all of his friends were like, why won't you fuck him? And

I'm like, I don't want to fuck anybody.

The worst is when they, like, act like they're cool. It's like, you know,

themselves. And then it's like a weekend, two weeks, and they're like,

impatient now. And I'm like, what?

Or they'll cheat on you with another girl. Yeah, and then it's your fault. I

know. It's just like, really?

I didn't do anything. But, oh, you know, Cindy down the block apparently pops

her pussy all over the place.

And he was a good blowjob.

Yeah, you know.

And it's just like, why? Why would you do that when she's fucking everyone?

Like, don't you want it to be special?

I swear they don't think like we do. Like, these really don't care. They

what they did.

They don't think about anything, the consequences, you know.

What's up? Yo, what's up?

How you doing?

Yeah, what is this? What you working on?

Some sleepover.

This is lame.

What did we even come over here for? We were sort of bored.

Yeah, but I mean, not this bored.

Well... Wait, didn't I hear you guys say some, like, ghost story or something?

That's right, that's right.

What do you all know about ghost stories?

Enough to know that you're a stupid bitch and you shouldn't be in here.

Well, that's unfortunate.

That's why you're practicing your makeup now. Because everything we're looking

at is a mirror.

Anyway.

Alright,

alright, alright.

Calm down, calm down. We're just joking with you guys.

You want to know what mom said to me about you, sis?

That you're one of the lousiest brown mozza cracker sheets ever.

Raise.

Nice, dude. Yeah, nice.

But wait, you don't even have any snacks in here. What kind of a sleepover is

this? We are the snacks.

Okay, well, let's take it easy on that. Yeah, like the organic vegans. Yeah, but

you're not even playing any video games either. Like, what are you even doing?

You just keep putting makeup on and makeup on and makeup on and makeup on.

There's a TV, no music, no radio. Right? You have everything turned off? Geez.

We're having tea time. Dang.

You don't even have any tea.

There's not even any tea here. You don't even know what tea is. We're spilling

the tea.

You're not spilling anything except your makeup. There's no tea here.

Listen to these kids over here, dude.

Listen to these guys.

I know.

Well, thank God they were friends. Well, at least our IQ is higher than the

calorie count on a McDonald's burger, okay?

Right, yeah, we're pretty intelligent people, actually.

Sure, sure you guys are. You guys are dumber than bricks.

Oh, my God. What are you even doing in my room? Do you even know how many

calories are in a fucking McDonald's burger?

Um, no, because I don't eat it. So, can you guys, like, get the fuck out of my

room, please?

Like, I don't even understand why you're in here. What?

They're brushes.

Something you wouldn't even understand.

Yes, we do. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't. Whoa, take it easy.

Hang on it.

Yeah, but.

Sorry if it, you know, like.

Danger is your manly hood.

Well, actually, guys do the same thing. It's called painting.

There's obviously different layers of paint. There's the foundation, which is

the powder.

They're doing an overkill. They're doing an overkill. Like, come on.

Right?

Didn't I try to hear you guys say some scary stories or something? Or try to

some scary stories? Well, we were going to read some before you idiots came into

my room.

Well, no, I could have sworn I thought you were saying something, but it

I mean, the scary story is that you're still a virgin, Gemma.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Actually, actually, whoa, whoa, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out, time

out. Time out.

We're not virgins.

Right. Yeah.

We definitely, definitely not.

Don't have all the crusty socks Mom finds.

Yeah, well, nobody minds those crusty socks.

I burn all of mine, okay?

No wonder why you're always in the backyard like a fucking loser.

Hey, listen.

Listen,

it's a full moon tonight, and I hate, you know, the boogeyman comes out at

moon. I have nothing to worry about because I'm, you know, I'm not a virgin,

the boogeyman actually gets virgins, right?

He does.

And also...

Virgins always are in real life the first to get picked off. So you guys are

going to die first?

It's a scary movie. It's the virgins. You're the last one to live. Exactly.

That's the movie.

If we do one scary story, can you guys leave us alone and get the fuck out of

room? Like, seriously.

That has to be the deal. One story, and you guys will leave us alone for the

rest of the night.

You're interrupting our sleepover. Yeah.

We just wanted some attention, really.

Alright, fine. Yeah, we got the best scary story. We do.

We fucking do. Let's hear your scary story then, you idiot.

There was nothing under the hat but a pile of ashes.

Oh, man.

Pretty fucking scary.

Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, dude.

My turn?

Oh, okay.

This one is called The Wildfire.

This person has never been caught, and he still exists around

today. He ventures from home to home looking for young virgins. He

picks these virgins off by their personalized Wi -Fi titles, and he

automatically knows their passwords.

That's not scary.

That's pretty scary.

Do you two have personalized Wi -Fi titles?

No.

That's pretty scary.

Wasn't it?

No.

Not at all.

If you're a virgin, that's pretty scary.

Well, you know he's coming for you with each click and click, click,

click of the keyboard that you type in.

But even though your hands are not even like a jewel here in the background.

What if you guys have to be blown out of that? I can't do that.

I'm looking at you. How am I blowing out? The windows are closed. You can do

flick and that will move the air. Watch.

See? Flip and move. No, that is... No, no, no. No, one of you guys is doing

something. No, look, it's up. Look, and we're looking right at it. No, you guys

are... You guys are... Yeah.

Well, I don't have my phone on. You girls go check the connection, okay? No.

Stop it. Come on. Stop it.

I'll get you.

I got you. I got you.

You're toast.

So, I have this other scary story.

about this killer who had really tiny hands.

There was this young boy who kept getting made fun of when he was young

being a paraplegic and having tiny arms.

And he was made fun of so much that he ended up breaking and he killed

everybody in the school by strangling them with his tiny, tiny hands.

So it took a long...

long time.

After he killed everybody, he always leaves one person and leaves them with

curse of time.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Those are assholes!

I'm so scared!

I love it!

Well, have a great night, lady.

It's tough to be a virgin.

Have fun.

Bye. You guys are weird. Get out.

We're taking the lights with us.

Yeah.

Whatever.

Well, you don't have to worry about this if you're a virgin.

Yeah. You girls have a good night, and don't worry.

Watch out for the Wi -Fi strangler.

Yeah. You guys are stupid.

We cannot let them know that that was scary.

What is that?

I don't know. They have to be happy with us, right?

I don't think so.

I've never heard that.

Wi -Fi, whatever.

No, that would be in the news.

Something.

When are your parents going to be home?

They're going to be home tomorrow morning.

Is the door locked?

It should be locked. I locked it when you came in.

I have some secrets right now.

Like, you can turn the TV on. You can turn your mind off of it. Yeah, or like,

let's put on some pretzels.

Maybe we can distract ourselves.

Maybe, you know, we can call my parents and be like, Mom, I'm here.

Maybe we could go to my house.

I mean, but your mom would kill us if she found out. I'm like, really?

No, you're lying. You're just backing yourself up. No, I thought something

changed me.

No, no, no. Maybe it was just me and you didn't realize it.

I didn't.

I don't know.

Dude,

that was dope. Dude, that's fucking funny. I think they're scared.

I do, too. I can believe that legitimately worked.

I got scared a little bit.

Right?

No, let's do it again.

This was a fun evening. So, you want to start the honors by hearing the shit out

of them? Yeah.

You crawled in there.

Yeah, I do.

I know

your

wife likes...

What happened? I locked the door. I locked the door. I locked the door.

What's wrong?

Okay, the noise is... You're really going to have to look. The Wi -Fi is

to lose a little thing.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

It's okay.

It's okay.

No, it's not okay. I'm a virgin.

What do you want us to do?

You're supposed to be my big brother.

You're supposed to be my dad.

I know what we're doing.

It's okay.

How can you fix this? I can do.

I have an idea.

He only comes after virgins.

But we're virgins.

Well, why don't we have sex then?

And just skip right past it. Yes, he won't even look at you twice.

There's got to be a different way. No, he goes after virgins, and

you're a virgin. There's got to be something else.

I mean, I did notice you. We've got to call the cops then, you know? We've got

to call the... No, no.

There's got to be something else. We've got to call the cops.

The cops will help.

No, the cops catch killers.

Well, let's really think about this here.

We don't want you to die.

Obviously.

And, you know, the only way to, you know, we'll just have sex.

No, you're my brother.

No, not me, dumbass. Me and her and you and him.

Ew.

Come on.

We made our decision.

We'll do it.

We don't want to die.

We're not going to die. We don't want you to die.

Thank you.

Yeah. I'll protect you.

Thank you.

We all know what to do.

Sorry, how to start?

Oh, well.

Well,

we know what we're doing. Yeah, we'll help you out with that. Don't worry

it. If your pussy's anything like my hand, I mean, we know what we're doing.

Good luck.

Trust us.

I mean, Michael just starts getting naked, right?

Here, yeah. I mean, we can help you. Here, sure, yeah.

It's not weird or anything.

No.

Not weird at all. I mean, would you rather have the Wi -Fi sponsor do it?

We can probably just wait for him to come and do it for you.

We can just leave right now.

No, no, no. I don't want to die.

Perfect.

Yeah, here.

Sure.

Seems perfect, right? Yeah, not creepy at all.

Totally not.

Don't look.

I'm lifting it up, yeah.

Right,

yeah. See, there's no reason to be scared anymore.

Already almost halfway there. Yeah, but we gotta get everything, right? Yeah.

Yeah, right?

Yeah.

Perfect.

Good, yeah.

And... Yeah, definitely we gotta have everything off.

Okay.

There we go.

Well, big.

That's it.

There we go.

How beautiful is it?

Yeah, you got it.

Oh, damn.

Right?

All right.

So then, and, uh... What?

Well, we know what to do.

Yeah. Probably start off with, uh...

You need a blowjob. Yeah.

I think I'll probably be ready to start.

We'll switch sides.

Yeah, yeah. We'll switch.

Yeah.

This will be hard.

Yeah.

I think that first thing, yeah.

Yeah, make them soft and then get firmer as you go.

Circular? Yeah, there you go. Perfect.

Perfect. Yeah.

Don't be afraid to put some grip into it. Right, yeah.

Obviously, play with the balls.

Right,

right. Balls? Yeah. Doesn't that hurt?

Like this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That feels great.

Okay. Sounds good. You know?

It reminds me of, like, a stressful.

Is that what happened back there? Yeah.

Just try not to overthink it and just play with it however you want. Yeah,

really have fun with it.

That's right. Isn't that pretty fun?

I mean, this is the fun one because I can't see them go. I mean, that feels

great too.

That's

great.

That's super great.

Yeah.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, yeah, that's working all right.

Definitely working. Look at you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Well, I'm working because I really don't want to get murdered.

Yeah.

We're doing this, right? Silly.

I can tell you're enjoying this a little bit, too.

Yeah.

You can even use the other hand to play with the ball. Yeah, look at that.

All right.

So, ready to suck it?

What do you mean, suck it?

Like a blowjob. Yeah, like with your mouth. Like, you know, you're using your

mouth.

No, close up with your mouth.

Don't worry, we'll reciprocate. Yeah.

Um... Yeah.

Okay. That's perfect, yeah.

Perfect.

Um, yeah.

Just put it in your mouth. Like a lollipop. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Just like that. Perfect.

Now go up and down.

Be sure to use the little tongue.

There you go.

That's it.

That's perfect.

And then don't be afraid to get a little drool all over it, because then you can

start jerking it like you were earlier.

Yeah, just like that. Jerk a little.

Yeah, now back in the mouth. Look at that.

Okay, you can be messy if you want. She's great, man.

No,

she's natural at it, man.

Yeah, just like that.

Don't forget to get a lot of spit on it and start jerking too. Yeah, just like

that.

Oh, wow. That's amazing.

Good job.

Oh, wow.

I didn't even have to say anything.

Oh, that's perfect.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Don't forget, play with the balls too, right? With your hands. See ya.

Oh,

my gosh.

Incredible. Incredible, wow.

Just keep doing that.

It's like a lodge.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Oh. Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Oh,

my gosh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

My balls down, too, when you do that. Oh, my.

Oh,

wow. Better take the whole thing.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you two are doing okay. Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, that's perfect.

Just like that.

I got a little Harley over here.

You got a Harley.

I have a pony.

It's time to get your pussy wet.

Don't worry, we know what we're doing. We practiced on a peach. Yeah, this will

be perfect.

Okay.

Go ahead, lay down on your back. It's fine. Okay, you're going to mess it up.

That's what the truth will fall out.

So I did.

That's perfect.

You did amazing.

That's absolutely great.

What? There you go.

Right?

How's that feeling?

It feels great. Feeling great, right?

Oh, my God.

Mmm.

You want to hold your hand next to it?

We got this.

We do. We got this.

That's really...

Ain't she nice?

much more protection from the slasher.

He's right.

You're going to have to get on top of her, you know, and eat her pussy, and

versa. You're going to have to eat her pussy while she's on top.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, come on.

Come on, just lie down a little bit. Get on top of her. It's okay.

It's completely fine. You guys know so much about them.

I know, like, you didn't like a book or something?

No, honey. I have a subscription from Team Ski.

There's no need for a book.

Okay.

Yeah, go ahead. You just get up on top. So I just throw my leg over?

Right there. Okay.

And then... I mean, what do I do now?

Yep, and then put your head down there.

And just like how we were practicing with you earlier, same thing.

Like that?

Mm -hmm.

And just play with it.

Why are you playing?

It's okay.

Just don't look at it.

Just play with her pussy. Don't mind.

It's there, okay?

Kind of move around.

It's part of it, okay?

Just don't think too much about it.

Just look away.

No big deal.

Sorry? Your dick just touched my tongue.

How am I supposed to eat around if your dick keeps getting in the way?

Well, just keep doing it. If it keeps getting in the way, just do something

about it. Just put it... Just do something with it.

What am I supposed to do with it?

I don't... There you go.

It's not getting in the way. Okay, fine.

It's fine. Guys, it's okay. Just keep going.

We just got to get this done because we're on this level up here.

It's the best, right?

That feels so good.

Your balls are really hitting me, bro.

I don't think they are. I don't think they are. No, I don't think so.

Maybe... Maybe they are.

We're here to save your life, bro. Okay?

What?

Bro?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's so wet. It keeps flipping out.

We're going to the same problem.

We're going to stop.

Okay.

Oh, shit. Shit.

Just like that.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yeah. Put it in there for me. Okay, well.

Sorry about that.

Yikes.

Don't mind my face.

Look away.

Wait a minute.

Sorry.

We're doing great.

We're doing absolutely great, guys.

Absolutely. You

know,

we've got to level up even more. I agree.

Doggy style.

Yep. All right.

We're going up to a new tier. Yes.

Let's have you facing this way, actually.

Yep. Yeah, just turn over. It's fine. And just be on your hands and knees.

Yeah, you're perfect.

Perfect. Just face this way. We're going in.

Yep.

And you're always leveling up. Always gaining.

Just like that, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Do you ever gain enough experience?

Yeah.

Never. What?

Hmm.

You wiped the sweat off my... You wiped the sweat off me.

Yeah, that's a great fire. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just keep going like that. That's perfect.

Look at that ass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Look at that ass.

Yeah, look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

It's fine.

It's fine.

Having a good time here?

We're all having fun.

Okay.

Fine.

Now, I didn't want to say this, but I think it's time to level up completely.

Complete the level up.

This guarantees you can't be harmed.

Oh, this guarantees.

Well, there's a different level system where we want to get to a Oedipus level.

Yeah, this level. That is untouchable.

We've got to switch.

What?

Yeah,

I have to fuck you, sis.

Yeah, and... That was not what you guys told us originally.

I know, but, like, this... Do you want it?

Guaranteed.

I mean, yeah, but I thought, guess this already fit.

This completes your level.

Or, you know, we can just leave and they can, you know, they can figure it out.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, don't go. Okay.

Okay. We can switch. It's uninsured.

We can switch. It's fine. It's fine.

This is good.

This is the only way.

This is good.

Okay.

Right? See?

Ready? There's really no difference.

No difference.

I don't know where the kids will ever be.

Can we just look at each other instead?

Yeah.

You're the greater good. Yeah, but I mean, it helps if you kiss a little.

I mean, okay.

Yeah. Dude, you're brilliant.

Oh,

wow.

Yeah.

Yeah. How does that feel, sis?

It's still a lot better because of my brother.

It's okay. It's okay.

Give her another kiss. Okay.

Yeah. There you go.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Why do you guys keep high -fiving each other?

Why do you girls keep kissing?

Because you love us two.

Yeah. It only helped. The talking only helped.

Remember, I guarantee it. I guarantee it.

Whatever you think.

We weren't serious, Ron.

Just like

that, yeah.

Yeah.

Dude, I don't think you can have it, please.

I feel like you're liking this a little too much. I know.

Great, right?

Yeah, we're all being sick.

Oh.

See, this is exactly what we needed to do.

I don't think I need to ask you a question. I think I see it on your face.

Oh, my

God.

You know what will really do it? What? Change it up.

You know? You know what? Let's have you get on top of us. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You are in control now. Yeah, you can go as fast as you want, as low as you

want. Yeah.

Hop up on top.

Yeah.

Very cool.

I'm sorry.

Pop it out and eat this.

There you go.

That's it.

There you go.

Wow.

Oh, that just fucking feels great.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh. Oh.

I've always wanted to try this team's key position.

This was great.

That's a good thing. It turned out fantastic.

Oh, maybe I'm going to have to look at it so I can get better.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah.

We're saving you, ladies.

Yeah,

just keep bouncing it.

Look at that.

Oh, my God.

We need to go for a ride.

Let's help him out. Help him out.

Oh my

goodness.

Everyone feels nice and leveled up.

Those dance laps are paying off for you, huh?

Yeah,

I want to ride.

Oh,

this is exactly what needs to be done. Yeah, this was a... Once we come,

solidify everything.

Mm -hmm. Just like that.

And you'll never have to worry about the Wi -Fi strangler.

Mm -hmm.

Keep going, just like that? Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Damn, it's just... Oh, my gosh.

Just like that.

I'll tell our sisters now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

keep it in there.

Oh, shit.

Oh, keep going, keep going, yeah.

Oh, gonna get all the time, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, just keep going, keep going, just like that.

Oh, keep going, just like that, yeah.

Oh, keep going, keep going, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, do you got your titties for it? Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're safe.

We're safe.

Oh, what a joy.

Yeah, give her a little kiss to feel it. Give her a little kiss to feel it.

Yeah,

I don't see no Wi -Fi flasher coming here anytime soon.

Isn't that right, girl? Right?

Uh -huh. Yeah.

See, you're protected now.

We're like your little warriors.

Good scary story and a good lesson learned today.

Yep.