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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Yeah, dude, none of these doors are open. Not even the windows.

At least you can leave the key under the mat for me.

Alright, turns out your mom's room is open.

I don't think anybody's home though.

Alright, yeah, I'll just go to another room and wait for you.

Alright.

Damn, he's gonna be gone for a while.

I'm gonna order some pizza. I'm starving.

What could go wrong?

He only missed the last two.

I'm sure Nancy and marketing has nothing to do with it, right?

What do you mean you're not making dinner?

This is the second, what, no, third year in a row that you haven't made our

anniversary dinner.

Jim, you know, we talked about this in therapy.

I can't believe you're prioritizing your work once again over our relationship.

You know, I'm starting to think you don't want to be married at all.

And to be honest with you, at this point, that would be fine by me.

Fucking asshole.

Go fuck yourself.

Hi,

Juan.

Hi.

What are you doing in my room?

Uh, well, I came for your son, but... Good job. Get up.

He was supposed to leave the key under the mat, but it didn't turn out that

All the other doors were locked but yours.

Wait, come here. I want to talk to you.

What?

Look, you're a sweet kid.

And you're always welcome in our home when my son is here or when I know ahead

of time that you're coming, okay?

You don't walk in through my master bedroom door and hide under my clean

laundry. Okay?

Okay. I'm sorry, but I mean... What could have convinced you that that was a

good idea?

You know, I could have shot you if I didn't know who you were.

Well, I mean, it was the only door that was unlocked.

I understand that.

That's not very good logic, though. You don't hide and then scare me, okay?

Okay. Next time, you let me know that you're here, okay?

All right. Okay, not that hard. You could have walked right in there.

I don't know why you would have been in here.

How much of my conversation did you hear?

Well, I kind of heard all of it.

Okay.

Well, I need you to do something. You cannot tell my father about this, okay?

I will not, I promise. Okay, please, because it would break his heart to know

have done a pretty good job, I think, of hiding our marital difficulties.

You guys are adults now, I know that, but, you know, so thank you. That's

important to me, okay? Okay. All right, thank you.

Well, everything okay? Are you fine?

I'm fine. It sounds like I am going to be spending my wedding anniversary with

you boys, probably playing video games and eating pizza.

That was your plan?

Something like that, yeah. Yeah, something like that.

Well, I mean, if you ever need to talk, just let me know. I'm here.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Like I said, I heard the whole conversation, and I don't know why he's

ass. You're such a beautiful lady.

You deserve better.

Thank you.

Yeah, it's... I, uh... Thank you. That's so sweet of you.

You know what? Maybe I'll take you up on that at some point.

I could use a kind listening ear sometime.

Thank you. You're welcome. You're so sweet. I could just kiss you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, honey.

I mean, it wasn't that bad.

Oh, the kiss?

Yeah. Really?

Well.

Wow.

You're 18, right?

Yeah, I'm well over 18.

Okay.

It's been a long time since I've had some fun.

Catch me drift.

But it looks like you have a lot to have fun with, so...

Let's see what we're working with here.

Wow.

This is a very impressive penis walk.

Thank you.

I certainly did not expect this.

Wow.

But, uh, yeah.

I'm going to assume consent.

Oh, God.

It's so big.

hours.

It's been a long time since I got to practice doing that.

Greg's dad isn't exactly well endowed.

But you are.

This is a lot of fun.

Won't you like that?

It feels pretty fucking good. Good.

You should like that.

You cannot tell me something about this. I'm not telling you about this at all.

It's a thing. You'd think my husband would want to fuck me more.

It's a thing. Life gets busy.

The only person that goes is sex.

What if I was at a higher sex drive than my husband?

That's why he likes that Percy secretary.

Unless I just want to get fucked, you know?

Oh, God.

That was awful.

Yeah.

That's what I've always wanted to do.

I feel good. It

does? Do you like the way it looks?

I just wanted to do this.

I'm so fucking dead.

I've had these tits for years.

My husband isn't exactly big enough for me to do this, if you know what I mean.

I've always wanted to. God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

You don't mind do you? I don't mind at all.

Perfect.

God, this feels so good.

Oh my

God. Fuck yeah.

Oh my God. This feels so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh, I thought I really won.

I thought I even won.

I just want to fucking...

You'd think an average man would be happy to go home and fuck his wife once

while.

I'm not asking for much, am I?

Not at all. Yeah.

All I want is a cock that's hard sometimes.

Oh. I just want to stick it between my tits.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I would love to have a hard cock.

Yeah, that's right. Grab my arm.

Grab my arm. Yeah, just like that.

Break it.

Yeah. There you go.

Oh.

Like that big booty up and down.

Oh, God.

So good.

Yeah, just like that.

Just like that. Oh, grab it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's a good boy.

Yeah,

I like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck yeah. It's so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah. You like that?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, fuck.

Yeah, fuck.

It's so much good.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

You're so good at that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, good.

Yes. You know, my son's always telling me stories about how well you do with

girls. I don't understand why.

Oh, God.

I just may have done before.

Yeah,

you know.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my god!

Boyfriend Oh, yeah, just like yours

Some other lifetime I want to go to Pornstone instead.

Fuck yes!

So hard, too.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to have to do it like that, baby.

So fucking good.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck, yes.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

God, yes.

Whoa.

Yeah, baby.

Oh my god, oh my god, yeah

Just like that.

Yeah. Yeah.

Just like that. Oh.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Look. Yes.

Yep.

Yeah, oh my god

That's just so good

Oh, my God.

Good. You've been eating your vegetables, huh?

Every day.

That's a good boy.

So I tell you what.

Why don't you go out and play video games? I'll order a pizza.

And why don't you call your mom and tell her that you're spending the night?

Okay? Sounds like a plan.

Good. All right. I'm going to wait so I can clean up.

Not a bad anniversary after all.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.