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"Sehore, your city is truly beautiful"

This is Sehore.

A renowned city of Madhya Pradesh

which lies at a short distance from Bhopal

a beautiful city deeply connected to the land, Sehore.

This city, in fact is famed for the Peshwa-Kalin Ganesh Temple.

Situated at the Bhopal Crossing

it is also renowned for the Hanuman Temple.

It is believed that in both these temples wishes are always fulfilled.

Sehore also has a church

which is nearly 180 years old.

There is a Martyrs’ Memorial.

It also has Kunwar Chain Singh’s cenotaph.

At one time

this city, once known as Siddhpur

had a distinction

that is truly rare.

In this city lives an individual of a kind

who learns nothing from the past

and makes no plans for the future.

As for the present

whatever is unfolding right now

is beyond his comprehension.

Before we meet this specimen

and take a peek into his life

remember, this story may be inspired by true events.

So, if in your family, among friends, or acquaintances

there is someone like this

then know that our specimen

that is, Chandu

has nothing to do with them.

"Lived it up not at all, yet broke a glass worth a fortune."

"Boast about millions, yet your brains are barely worth a penny!"

"Lived it up not at all, yet broke a glass worth a fortune."

"Boast about millions, yet your brains are barely worth a penny!"

"Oh, you witless wonder!"

"You laughably foolish clown!"

"Looks like both his luck and his wife have completely turned against him!"

"Fortune’s turned away"

"Fortune’s turned away"

"Oh dear, your luck is battered and torn"

"Oh dear, your luck is battered and torn"

"Your train’s long gone from the platform’s shore"

"Oh dear, your luck is battered and torn"

"People keep saying, “Don’t act too wise.”

"Yet Chandu still tries and tries"

"Astrologer also said, "Friend, you’ll never rise"

"Yet Chandu still tries and tries"

"He told himself, “One day, I’ll be rich and grand"

"But look every vow has slipped like sand"

"All fallen away"

"Everything’s come undone"

"Damn it!"

"Damn it!"

"Damn it! My luck’s completely shot"

"Damn it! Everything’s gone wrong"

"Your train’s long gone from the platform’s shore"

"Oh dear, your luck is battered and torn"

A candlelight dinner is so romantic, isn’t it?

What’s the matter?

Why are you glaring at me like that?

I feel like I should just…

Aarti, speak with some respect, I’m your husband.

And mark my words, one day my fortune will surely shine.

That day, you will be proud of me.

Proud?

Of you?

Yes.

What is there to be proud of?

Tell me.

By looking at those 500 hairdryers lying in the storeroom?

Or by smashing one of your thousand helmets on my head?

Here she goes again.

Or should I wear those awful-quality lipsticks on my face?

Excuse me, I’m talking to you.

Proud!

What is there to be proud?

Aarti, keep that filthy and indecent language to yourself.

Such talk will not be tolerated in my house.

Your house?

This house was gifted to me by my grandfather.

Only the language I permit will be spoken here.

And what about this stove I bought from SOLX?

Thank goodness we have no children.

I can’t imagine what they would have learnt.

Thank God!

Thank God we don’t have a child.

If only I could be rid of you.

Wait a minute

what did you just say?

Does that mean you’re thinking of separating?

I wish!

So, you...

…are thinking of a divorce?

Hey, don’t irritate me with overly formal Hindi.

All that roundabout talk!

If that’s the case, I can think about divorce too.

It’s only out of concern for you that I hold back…

Please, don’t bother being concerned about me.

And if you’re already thinking about divorce, then please

start thinking about it even more.

Seriously, don’t stop.

I’m tired of living this life with you.

Now look at this.

Come here, look.

Don’t show me these disgusting messages.

Pervert!

Oh, those days of showing off are long gone, madam.

I’m calling my lawyer friend.

- Is that so? - Yes.

All right, my friend is a lawyer too.

In fact, she’s a women’s rights activist.

I’ll give her a call.

Hello.

Hey, greetings, brother!

So, Chandu, how have you been?

I’m fine, Param.

And how are you?

Just freeing people trapped in marriage

and running my household.

Oh, Param, set me free as well!

Oh! You can’t be serious!

Has it really come to this?

But how did it happen?

Today, the house was plunged into darkness.

Thanks to his so-called genius business ideas.

Tell me, what exactly do you want?

I just want a bit of support.

So, you’re talking about divorce?

Divorce…

- But- - No if or but.

Here’s what I’ll do

first thing tomorrow morning, I’ll send a protest outside your house.

“Shame on those who oppress women!”

No!

Let’s leave aside the protest idea.

But what if we try something else?

Chandu, here’s what you do

come to my office on Friday morning at 11 o’clock.

Okay, done.

- Bye. - Bye.

I was also wondering after handling 137 divorces

how will the business move forward?

Here we are, case number 138.

- Congratulations! - Congratulations!

Cheers!

But there’s one thing

both of them called in a rush

what if they reconcile by tomorrow morning?

Param, since the day people have fallen into our clutches

has anyone ever reconciled

that we would allow these both to?

That’s true.

Chandu believes

that he can become an exceptional businessman

if fortune favours him.

But the truth is that

he does not possess a businessman's mind in the slightest.

In fact, the million-dollar question is

does he even have a mind at all?

He was oblivious to the fact that

his wife was driving away in the car

while he could not even start

his battered scooter, despite pushing it.

Thirteen failed business ventures

and now, perhaps, even after a failing marriage

Chandu somehow manages

to find positivity and love everywhere.

Excuse me, sir.

Sir!

Excuse me, sir.

Can I help you?

Yes.

Actually, I...

Chandu.

- I mean, Chandra Prakash. - Oh!

- Chandra Prakash. - Yes, Chandra Prakash.

Here it is.

Sir…

I am terribly sorry, sir.

Mr Chandra Prakash is not at his desk.

May I take a message, sir?

Can I help you with a pen, sir?

Help?

No one can help him, Ms Minnie.

He is absolutely helpless.

Is this the time to arrive at the office?

Sir…

Sir, I had gone to see the lawyer

but the lawyer boarded the bus.

No, the bus boarded the lawyer.

Sorry, sir, I mean, the bus I boarded was running late.

Do you deliberately choose buses that are bound to be late?

Or do the buses become late when you board them?

You are absolutely hopeless!

Come inside.

Sir!

I am terribly sorry, sir.

I am the new receptionist.

I am Minnie.

I was heading to the cafeteria.

Can I get a coffee?

Would you like a coffee, sir?

Will you have a coffee?

Make one for me as well.

Sir!

Coffee?

He is still standing there.

He has been staring at me for a while.

Say what you have to say.

Yes, ma’am.

All right.

Of course.

You are welcome.

H-Hello!

Hello, sir.

Sir, your wife called.

She asked you to buy a kilo of onions

a kilo of pumpkin

and some spices on your way home.

And, sir

she also mentioned

that you should chop the onions in advance.

Finely chopped.

Very fine.

Bye-bye, Minnie.

Hey, Chandu!

Stop pretending to work.

Let me check.

Oh ho!

I...

can’t seem to find the stapler.

Where has the stapler gone?

She also mentioned

that you should chop the onions

into tiny pieces.

You’ve chopped them far too finely.

You can’t even get one task right.

The bus never arrives on time.

When will the bus to Ganesh Temple arrive, Mister?

You won’t find such quality anywhere.

How much is this, Mister?

Mister, how much is this one?

This one here.

Two hundred rupees.

Two hundred?

All right, give me the one worth 15 crore.

This way, I can have a word with Minnie.

Two hundred!

- Hey, this... - What?

A ticket?

I’m giving you a ticket.

Here, hold my ticket.

No, no, this one.

Look first, can you see this?

This is a gun.

And it’s called a ‘Rampuri’.

Want to see the ‘Rampuri’?

Here, have a look.

But I bought this ticket.

What happened?

Do you see that priest?

Yes, the one with the spectacles.

He told me

that the man who comes after me

I should exchange the ticket with him.

This means

my ticket would be his

and his ticket would be mine.

And I would get a reward of ten thousand for it.

So here, take my ticket and leave quietly.

- Understood? - But...

The gun doesn’t actually work.

- What? - Yes.

By the way, Mr. Rajveer who came here...

Was his birth year 26th October 1983 or 1982?

This is not your cup of tea, Chandu.

Oh splendid!

Minnie!

May I help you?

Chandu!

I feel like throwing you out of the office.

I have had enough of you.

But I shall give you one last chance.

A last and final chance.

Jai Singh Thakker is a friend of mine

and he wishes to purchase a policy from us.

Now listen carefully.

Tomorrow morning at 11 o’clock

he will meet you at his coffee shop.

- 11 o’clock, coffee shop. - Give him the policy details

and return to the office with the cheque for the first premium.

Surely, you can manage at least that much?

Sure, sir.

You can't even do this?

I have truly had enough of you, just get lost!

Stupid! Meddlesome fellow!

The car policy hasn’t arrived yet, Sir.

What should we do about these policies, Sir?

I...

That...

What are you doing?

Oh, I was just...

Actually...

What?

- I was... - Go on, say it.

Say it.

Hey, no, Aarti...

You are suspecting me without reason.

I mean, as of now...

nothing has even happened, I swear on Mum.

Nothing has happened

that is why is our storeroom full and our bank account empty?

The society bills are overdue.

The electricity was even disconnected.

My phone’s outgoing calls are about to be blocked.

Aarti...

When something does happen, what then, Chandu?

- Well, that’s not business... - Then why

were you staring so intently at the shoe box?

Oh, that, I was just...

In fact, a shoe box business isn’t a bad idea at all.

See that, Param?

I have had enough of this.

I cannot live with this man any longer.

He has screwed my brains.

If her language stays like this, I cannot live with her.

Bro, she slips indecent words into every conversation.

- By the way... - Yeah.

No, tell me, what if I say that word in Hindi?

- Then say it. - Say it.

Say it.

I will say it

sister-in-law is sitting here.

- No, I... - Wait a moment.

Even before marriage, I used to speak this way, you knew that.

No, no, don’t lie. Your language was not this bad.

Not this bad!

One minute, one minute... - Sister-in-law!

Not this bad, you mean? So it was bad?

A direct allegation against my client.

Hey, when did I make an allegation?

No, no.

Sorry to say, dude, but

you have made an allegation.

That is quite wrong, dude.

- He made obscene remarks to her. - Yes.

And that too against a helpless woman.

No!

The grounds for divorce are already ready.

You are mentally torturing my client.

Mental!

Hold on a moment.

What are you writing, Sister-in-law?

- I’m writing ‘mental torture’. - Torture?

But...

Brother, please try to understand.

I do not want a divorce.

No.

It’s too late now, Chandra Prakash.

Jeet, explain to your client what all happens in a divorce.

You listen too.

What happens is this.

Everything gets divided.

It is all split half and half.

Just a moment.

What do you mean by half and half?

That car, that house, those fixed deposits, they all belong to me.

My grandfather left them for me.

No, do not worry.

Your belongings will not be divided.

The law in our country is such

that it favours women.

I’ll level such allegations against him

that I’ll strip him of every shred of dignity.

Listen, please hand me today’s newspaper.

Thank you.

For asking for a divorce

the wife murdered her husband.

Hey, leave it, dude.

Virat Kohli has scored another century.

Rajdhani Lottery.

I bought this lottery ticket.

Minnie buys the same one.

77

99

33

22

471.

471.

471.

779393

247171.

The total amount is 15 crore.

Hey, I’ve become a millionaire!

I’ve become a millionaire!

"La! La! La!"

Hey, mate, I’ve become a millionaire!

I’ve become a millionaire!

Hey, handsome chap!

Do you know

I’ve become a millionaire?

I’ve become a millionaire!

I’ve become a millionaire!

Come on, clap, clap, mate!

Brilliant, Chandu!

Sir!

- Sir! - Yes?

What’s the matter? Why are you drenched in sweat?

Has some bad news arrived?

Wait, I’ll fetch you some water.

Here, have some water.

- Drink some water. - Yes.

What is it, Chandu?

Hello, Aarti.

Aarti, do you know what just happened?

Why?

Uh...

Aarti?

She must be busy.

She must be busy.

Respected

Sir

I am Chandra Prakash

on behalf of my boss

as per his instructions

I had come to meet you.

Sir.

Aarti!

Respected

Sir

F...

Here you go.

- Your boss will be arriving, won’t he? - Yes.

Please give this to him.

Pick it up. Come on, pick it up, Aarti.

I am going to lodge a complaint against you.

Your product is worthless.

F*** you!

Auto.

Hey!

- Will you go to Housing Boat Colony? - The fare will be 50 rupees.

You don’t have money in your pocket, yet you are hailing an auto.

Hey!

Wait!

Do not come inside.

What happened, Sir?

Hello, Chandu.

Hello, Boss.

Did you meet the client?

He did not turn up, Sir.

I see. So you left a note for him?

Yes, Sir.

And on it was written

Screw you!

Excuse me, sir.

Minnie, cover your ears, please.

There are going to be many such words ahead.

You wrote on the boss’s note,

Screw you!

Yes, sir.

Sir, he has absolutely no regard for time.

- I will… - Sir, please do not dismiss me.

Oh, for the sake of your wife and children?

Because if you dismiss me

how will I throw my resignation on your face?

- What? - What?

Yes, sir.

You have always insulted me.

In front of everyone, you have always belittled me.

For all of that, today I have just one thing to say to you.

Screw you!

Chandu!

What nonsense are you talking?

Hey, Khelkar!

Khelkar, you may as well play along with him now.

Fatty, there’s something I’ve been wanting to tell you for a long time.

Screw you!

Today, I am not only resigning from this company

but opening my own company right opposite it.

Chandu!

I mean, Chandra Prakash Insurance Services.

He has lost his mind.

And whoever amongst you

has even a little faith in my abilities

leave this job right now and join me.

I shall pay you ten times more, that’s my promise.

He’ll give us a job!

Him?

All right then.

As you all wish.

Sir, I shall go with you.

Minni, you?

Minnie, you’re leaving your job to depend on him?

No, sir.

I do not even know Chandra Prakash well.

Then why?

Because I cannot work at a place

where the staff are insulted in this manner.

Today, you insulted Mr Chandra Prakash.

Tomorrow, it might be my turn.

I am sorry, sir.

Excuse me.

Sir, shall we?

Yes.

Sir, the tea here is truly delightful.

Starting a new company

will certainly take two or three months

- so until then, your salary... - Sir!

Sir, I understand that

you might not even have money for this tea in your pocket.

But do not worry, sir.

I am not your responsibility.

Sir, I left the company for my own reasons.

Sir, may I have your phone?

My phone?

Here.

Minnie.

This will have a lower balance.

Sir, this is my number.

Your number?

All right.

- Bye, sir. - Bye.

Bye, Minnie.

Bye, guys.

Bye, see you tomorrow.

So exhausted!

Aarti!

Aarti, I have something to tell you.

Not now, I’m very tired, Chandu.

Once you hear this, all your tiredness will vanish.

I’m telling you the truth.

Tell me, what’s your opinion about the lottery?

What?

- What? - The lottery?

Chandu, I am not giving you a single penny for your lottery business.

- Aarti, at least hear me out… - F*** you!

"Chandu!"

Why should I give you?

Why give you money?

We’re about to get divorced, aren’t we?

He is an impossible man!

I can understand, Aarti

if you do not trust me

perhaps somewhere, it is indeed my fault.

All right, brace yourself now

because what I am about to tell you

will make you leap with joy.

You will start dancing.

You will go mad with excitement.

Aarti, what if I tell you

that we have won a lottery worth 15 crore rupees?

Poor thing, she’s truly exhausted.

Minnie, you?

I have been waiting for you, Chandu.

But how come you are here, Minnie?

I mean, why?

Haven’t you figured it out yet?

Do you remember that tissue with lipstick on it?

That was not left there by mistake.

In fact, that hairband and that handkerchief

I left them all for you, Chandu.

Still do not understand why I am here?

Did he try to assault you?

Perhaps you’re forgetting that she’s my wife.

Mate, that’s not right.

Why on earth did you do that?

I wasn’t doing that with her.

I mean…

I didn’t put my hand on Aarti.

I placed it on someone else.

- Seriously! - What?

- Yes. - On another woman?

- Look. - That’s called infidelity.

- Another woman? - No!

Now nothing can stop him from being exposed.

Sister-in-law, aren’t you ashamed to speak so indecently?

And you, aren’t you embarrassed by such shameful behaviour?

Now let me see

who dares stop me from exposing him.

Oh, I’ll stop you, Param.

And I’ll see who can stop me in return.

Just come tomorrow and sign the papers, mate.

I’ll take care of the rest.

You too, come tomorrow and sign the papers.

I’ll handle the rest.

- Huh! - Huh!

I’m leaving now.

I should get going too.

Wait a minute, mate.

Next week is our 25th wedding anniversary.

Param, you forgot to give the card.

- Yes, I forgot. - Here it is.

Here you go.

You must come to the party.

And do arrive on time, all right?

Sister-in-law, you must come as well.

- Congratulations! - Thank you.

That’s fine, but when will I get my money?

Well, you’ve already shared your bank details. - Yes.

You’ll get it soon.

Listen to me, Jeet Brother.

Stop joking, Chandu.

Where will you get 15 crore from

that you’re so worried about sharing it fifty-fifty?

I… lottery…

What if I actually win a lottery?

Come on, stop your nonsense!

All right, what if I have one crore?

One crore!

Yes, one crore, Brother.

- Oh no, not this one, bring the red one. - Yes, sir.

One crore!

Oh mate, to have one crore

a man needs both brains and luck as well.

Jeet Brother, it doesn’t take long for fortune to change.

All right then, suppose I have 15 lakhs.

What if it’s 15 lakhs?

Then I’m certain that money must be Aarti’s, not yours.

Wait a minute, why?

- Can’t I have 15 lakhs of my own? - No.

Ten thousand?

- Surely I can have ten thousand? - Hello!

Hello!

Yours, or borrowed?

No, no, not borrowed, Brother.

My own money.

Suppose I truly have ten thousand of my own

will I still have to give Aarti five thousand?

Of course you will, mate.

Look, Chandu, I’m telling you once again.

Stop building castles in the air

and just sell off one of your policies.

Yes, Brother.

Tell him

to find a new place to live.

- Oh Sister-in-law, greetings! - Huh!

Hold on a moment.

Why another place?

Brother, the divorce is happening.

How can it happen if you’re still under the same roof?

You’ve got a week to find a new house.

But what if…

Forget the “what ifs”

and look for a new house.

- Hey mister, move along, move along. - Sister-in-law…

And Brother, make sure you come to the party next week.

- Yes. - Bye.

Yes, that’s fine, hello…

Hello, Sister-in-law!

Hello!

Hello, Sister-in-law!

Look, I am moved aside now.

Go on then, take of your helicopter.

Another place!

It was Param and Jeet who pushed me into divorce.

Me too.

Baby, when are you getting married?

Why would I leave one prison only to enter another?

Thank goodness my divorce is done.

I’m fortunate indeed.

We’re crime reporters, so why cover a wedding?

Well, you see

we must add some entertainment to crime reporting.

And this very entertainment

always ends up leading to crime.

"There is but one God"

"Whose name is Truth"

"The Creator of all"

"Fearless and without enmity"

"Timeless and beyond death"

"Unborn and self-existent"

"Known through the Guru’s grace"

"Meditate upon Him"

"True from the beginning"

"True through every age"

"True in the present moment"

"Nanak proclaims,"

"He shall ever remain true"

Hey, don’t stop, keep going.

"Hey girl!"

"My beautiful girl, I’ll spend my whole life with you"

"Thank God I am blessed with the most beautiful wife"

"My beautiful girl, I’ll spend my whole life with you"

"Thank God I am blessed with the most beautiful wife"

"You are my life, my very soul"

"You belong to me alone"

"Our hearts are made for each other, my love"

"Congratulations, my love!"

"Congratulations, my love!"

"Congratulations, my love!"

"Congratulations, my love!"

"Life feels magical with you by my side"

"Life feels magical with you by my side"

"These two have bewitched us, our hearts are in turmoil"

"These two have bewitched us, our hearts are in turmoil"

"Be my Heer, and I shall be your Ranjha"

"Be my Heer, and I shall be your Ranjha"

"Let fire consume our kite and our string be severed"

"Let fire consume our kite and our string be severed"

"Girl, dance!"

"Dance, dance!"

"This youth is fleeting, it lasts but two days"

"Dance!"

"Girl, dance! This youth is fleeting"

"Let’s share our love story with all"

"Strike the drums, drummer!"

"Come, let’s revel in joy"

"Congratulations!"

"Congratulations!"

"Congratulations!"

"Congratulations!"

"My beautiful girl, I’ll spend my whole life with you"

"Thank God I am blessed with the most beautiful wife"

Minnie!

Sir?

Good morning, Minnie.

Good morning.

Sir, you?

Why, should I not have come?

No, no, Sir, welcome.

Please, come in.

Tonight at 8 p.m., this will be our topic of discussion.

Look closely at this man.

This man, who appears innocent

is in fact a notorious thief.

He has stolen girls’ hearts, their peace, and their sleep...

This is my grandfather, Sir.

Oh!

Greetings, Grandfather.

Offer your blessings!

Please come here, Sir.

Have a seat.

Please, sit down.

You’re looking very good today, Sir.

Me?

- Oh, seriously? - Yes, Sir.

Thank you.

Sir, is everything all right?

Hey!

What can I even tell you, Minnie?

Let it be.

Do tell me, Sir.

In fact, sharing makes the heart feel lighter, doesn’t it?

Unless you don’t think of me as a close enough friend

to share it with me.

- I’m sorry. - No, Minnie.

Why would you say that, Minnie?

You’re the only one I truly call a friend in my life.

The truth is, Minnie

my…

my relationship is complicated.

What are you saying, Sir?

It’s the truth.

No, Sir.

I mean

what exactly are you saying?

I didn’t quite understand

what do you mean by complicated?

Well…

Minnie, I’m getting a divorce.

What are you saying, Sir?

Divorce means

I’m getting divorced, Minnie.

Sir, that much I understood.

I mean, what are you saying?

How did all this happen?

This is now the reality of my life, Minnie.

When did this happen, sir?

In fact, I still remember

she had just called you a while ago

and asked you to chop the onions finely.

So then?

I did chop the onions.

But she cut me out of her life instead.

Sir, if you allow, I can speak to your wife.

Why?

To let her know

that whatever the reason she is leaving you

it must be a misunderstanding.

Otherwise, why would anyone wish to part ways with a good man like you?

- Do you truly believe that? - Yes, sir.

Minnie, the truth is

Aarti

the way she thinks

her outlook on life, her way of living, all of it is different.

She no longer loves me.

What are you saying, sir?

I mean, sir...

that you...

Sir, who would not like you?

Who would not love you?

In fact, sir, I feel that you are

the ideal life partner material.

- Seriously? - Yeah!

"Begin anew, Chandu, start a fresh life once again"

"Fate has turned in your favour, Chandu"

"The world shall be at your feet"

"Whatever you dream shall be yours, Chandu"

Auto!

Will you go to Shivar Factory Area, mister?

Sure, sir.

- Well, that's good. - It’ll be 100 rupees.

- 100? - Yes.

If you can’t afford the ride, why stand here pretending?

"Run, my boy, run, live your own life"

"It seems the Almighty has made a mistake"

"A grave mistake"

"A grave mistake"

"Oh dammit, my luck is battered and torn"

"Oh dammit, my luck is battered and torn"

"My train’s long gone from the platform’s shore"

"Oh dammit, my luck is battered and torn"

Oh sir, you?

So sudden?

Oh my God!

- Are you all right? - Yes.

You’re drenched in sweat.

I thought I’d do a bit of exercise.

So I just walked here.

Well, the thing is...

The thing is, Minnie

these days I hardly get time for the gym.

Sir, please come inside.

Welcome in.

Sir...

...juice.

Oh, you shouldn’t have troubled yourself.

Please, have a seat.

No!

It often breaks, Minnie.

Okay.

You look truly lovely as a bride.

- Minnie... - Yes.

I told you, didn’t I?

- That I’m going through a divorce. - Yes.

today Aarti and her lawyer together

threw me out of the house.

What?

I’m on the streets now, Minnie.

I’m so sorry.

As I stood there on the road

only one name came to my mind

was yours.

Minnie, if you don’t mind

could I, for a few days...

I mean, keep my luggage here?

I feel hurt that you even asked me that.

Not just your luggage, you yourself may stay here.

- Seriously? - Yes, sir.

Minnie, today you didn’t say “Truly.”

You look so sweet when you say “Truly."

Come, let’s put the luggage away, sir.

Where?

In the bedroom.

Bedroom!

Be careful, sir.

Minnie, I’m fine.

Sir, I’m so sorry.

This house is completely messed up.

Actually, I have to look after my grandfather.

Along with that, I have to cook the meals myself.

And now I also need to find a job.

So I hardly get time for cleaning, sir.

And on top of that

my house is quite small, sir.

I shall arrange a house for you, Minnie.

A big one.

With a job included.

But at present, you yourself are homeless, sir.

I am so sorry, sir.

- That was not what I meant. - No, Minnie.

It is all right.

Nothing you say ever offends me.

Shall I place these up?

Yes, please do, sir.

What is your...

your view on marriage?

Marriage...

it carries a beautiful meaning, sir.

Two people coming together

a lifetime of commitment and understanding.

Overlooking each other’s flaws

and embracing one another.

That is all.

Minnie...

what is your dream prince like?

A dream prince?

Sir, nowadays people hardly get time to sleep.

So where are dreams, and where is the prince?

And you know what?

Even if one does fall asleep so what appears in dreams?

What?

Being pushed in an overcrowded bus from Sehore to Bhopal.

Yeah, but

there are three essentials for marriage.

A good heart.

Good looks.

And mutual understanding.

Exactly like you.

- Hey, I am hurt... - Hey!

Sir!

Sir, mind your step.

Sir!

Give it to me, I’ll put the bag away.

No, Minnie.

Why trouble yourself?

I’ll keep it, it’s heavy anyway.

Sir, may I say something?

I’m really concerned about you.

Why don’t you stay here tonight?

Please.

Stay here, sir.

No, Minnie.

I... Thank you so much.

My room is booked in that big hotel.

- So now... - Okay.

Please don’t worry about me.

Thank you so much.

But I can’t help worrying, sir.

- Seriously? - Absolutely.

The old man has fallen.

Excuse me, what did you just say?

Nothing.

It seems Grandfather has dropped something.

I’ll go and check.

What is this?

What are you going to do here?

Oh, just…

at bus stops and railway stations like these

we often receive reports of crime.

And when such reports start coming in

then its useless.

You drink tea making so much noise

Long nose and sharp teeth,

yet just look at the attitude.

As if gossip has already started.

But indeed, reports come from places like these.

Only if one steps out of the house we may find some news

if we sit at home then we are doomed.

And what else have you thought of?

Aarti is not a bad person.

we had a small quarrel and then

Minnie entered my life.

Oh dear!

I want nothing from your shop of emotions.

Just tell me simply, what’s the plan for the money?

The plan is simple.

I’ll go and tell Aarti that

we’ve won a lottery of 15 crore.

Forget Aarti, mate!

Keep the money to yourself.

How can I forget her?

I truly love Aarti.

Not Aarti

Minnie!

Minnie!

Minnie is wonderful.

- But... - But?

But what?

Think about what you want to do with Minnie and the money.

I’ve decided.

Well done!

I’ll go and tell Aarti that

we’ve won the lottery

and

we’ll split the 15 crore equally.

She is very kind at heart.

She will agree.

And with 7.50 crore

Minnie and I can live our life in comfort.

Oh, get down.

You’re dozing off on the bus.

Oh my Goodness!

What was that?

No idea.

I feel a news story is unfolding.

Come on, let’s go!

Breaking news by Gaurav Nambia.

A massive terrorist attack has taken place.

Taking advantage of the moment, the first bus of the morning

always packed to the brim with passengers

was struck by a bomb explosion.

The terrorists have made it abundantly clear

that our nation is still very much within their sights.

In this dreadful attack

countless innocent lives have been lost.

What happened?

Where are the bodies?

I know, there aren’t any bodies here.

What should I say then?

Terrorists planted a bomb in the bus

and the moment it got explode

everyone got down and went back home?

We need to make some news, at least.

And don’t let the camera linger on my trousers.

After all, the election pressure is mounting.

And if that News Channel 17…

Look, team of News 17 is here.

What are we supposed to do now?

Oh dear!

And what else would you do?

Come on, roll it.

Yes, roll it, we’ve got breaking news.

Now watch how we spark the fire.

Rolling!

A massive terrorist attack has taken place.

That’s why all the network lines were jammed.

Have a look at this.

The very first casualty report of this bomb blast.

This is the identity card of the man

whom the terrorists killed with utter brutality.

Take a close look at Mr Chandra Prakash.

Mr. Chandra Prakash is no longer with us.

Today, the entire nation mourns his loss.

The live news of this incident...

Chandra Prakash is no longer in this world.

Stay with us, and we’ll keep you updated

on how an innocent, decent man lost his life in this attack.

Chandu, you’re not only called Chandu, you act like one too.

What do you mean?

Hey

I mean, if you die

you won’t have to give Aarti any money

nor pay any tax.

The government will compensate Aarti instead.

Still thinking?

Now think about Minnie.

The State Home Minister will now inform us

who is responsible for this terrorist attack.

"I don't wanna take this shit any more!"

"

"Everyone seems out to get me, bro"

"I can’t take this anymore!"

??

The Superintendent of Police in Madhya Pradesh has assured us

that the case will be solved within 48 hours.

Who is it?

A massive terrorist attack has taken place.

That’s why all the network lines have been jammed.

Have a look at this.

The very first casualty report of this bomb blast.

Close the door.

Get aside.

Look closely at Mr Chandra Prakash.

Mr Chandra Prakash is no longer with us.

The entire nation mourns his loss today.

Sir!

Minnie!

Stay with us, and we shall keep informing you

who is responsible for this terrorist attack.

I was so frightened, Sir.

I thought you...

Minnie!

But you are...

Minnie!

Minnie!

??

Oh Minnie!

Leave me, sir.

Sir, are you all right?

What on earth just happened?

How are you bleeding so much?

Oh goodness!

Your shirt...

- How did this happen... - Minnie, I...

I love you deeply

and Minnie, I want to marry you.

What?

I’ll just...

- get some first aid. - Minnie.

His identity hasn’t been confirmed yet.

But imagine, will his wife and children sleep in peace tonight?

Show it.

Sorry.

Okay.

- Minnie. - Yes?

You still haven’t answered me.

But sir, you are married, aren’t you?

I’m already dead.

Look.

That’s exactly what I mean

none of this makes sense to me, sir.

Don’t try to make sense of it.

Minnie, just tell me

in which city would you like to spend your life?

What sort of question is that, Sir?

It's already so hard to survive in this city

and you’re talking about another one.

Come on, Minnie, tell me.

In which city of the world would you like to spend your life with me?

What should I even say, Sir?

Ah!

Sir

Delhi.

- Delhi? - Yes.

Or Mumbai?

Minnie, you’re so innocent.

I wasn’t speaking about India.

I was talking about the world.

The world?

Then I don’t know, Sir.

Sir, I’ve seen it in films

Miami Beach.

Isn’t it beautiful?

Then, Minnie

I shall make that dream come true for you.

Truly?

I promise you

that you and I

I mean, you, me, and Grandfather,

shall soon spend the rest of our lives in Miami.

But Sir, I don’t have enough of money.

Leave all that, Minnie.

Do not bother about him.

Consider it as though you have won a lottery.

What?

Yes.

Just forget everything else.

All right.

No, no...

Not the hand.

Just ignore all the topics.

Sorry.

Just soothe me with your breathe.

At present, we are sitting inside Mr Chandra Prakash’s house.

Speaking with his wife, I mean, his ex-wife.

Madam, now that your husband has passed away

he no longer lives in this world

how are you feeling?

I...

Did you see that?

She is utterly heartbroken.

Her tears are flowing.

Madam, one last question.

Now that your husband has become so famous

and every channel is showing his photograph

do you feel greater joy at his fame

or deeper sorrow at his death?

I...

That...

Did you see?

She cannot even find the words.

Indeed, the question was so perplexing

yet if you wish

you can help resolve this poor woman’s dilemma.

You can text us and tell us

whether she is more grief-stricken by her husband’s death

or more delighted by his fame.

So, send an SMS:

type ‘Dilemma space A’ for the first option

and ‘Dilemma space B’ for the second.

While you send your texts

let us show you Mr Chandra Prakash’s home.

Here it is, his house,

where he once lived his life.

This very table, this very sofa

where he used to sit.

This floor, and look, this staircase

the same staircase that Mr Chandra Prakash used to go down.

And you will hardly believe it

but this is the very staircase

he once climbed to go upstairs.

But today, he has ascended so high

that he may never return again.

Come, let us show you more of his belongings.

These are the very slippers that

Mr Chandra Prakash used to wear while strolling.

Show the brand.

Look, these are slippers of the brand Plus.

Although, he himself has now become a minus from this world.

Let us show you his bathroom.

See, this is the very soap he used to bathe with.

Oh goodness!

Look at this bathroom, there’s no water coming.

And now, we bring you a report from News 96 Hours.

Hello!

- Hello, Param. - Yes.

Dear, help me.

Chandu was killed in the bomb blast, and

the police are not handing over his body to me.

They keep saying, “Call later.”

Every breaking news channel is covering this.

Just think, Aarti, what a dreadful tragedy this is.

The police there must be busy.

Give her Santokh Singh’s number.

All right, I’ll do one thing.

I’ll give you the number of a police inspector.

- You speak to him. - Okay.

And listen, he’s the sort who works under the table.

Offer him a little incentive, and he’ll release the body.

Yeah.

Just a minute, I’ll find the number for you.

Chandu’s dead now

otherwise I would’ve stripped him bare.

"Other than you, I have no one at all"

"My eyes have never slept without beholding you."

"Other than you, I have no one at all"

"My eyes have never slept without beholding you."

"Why did distance ever come between us two?"

"Were we truly so helpless?"

The Minister has announced at the blast site

that the terrorist responsible for the blast will be caught within 48 hours.

We will try our utmost, sir.

Try for what?

To capture the terrorist, sir.

Which terrorist?

The one who caused the bus blast, sir.

That was a CNG explosion.

What?

- It was a CNG blast? - Yes.

Then what is the problem, sir?

Tell the Minister the truth

and hold a press conference for the media.

I’ll wring your neck!

The Minister himself went to the site

and declared

that within 48 hours we will capture the terrorist.

America has expressed its condolences.

France too has expressed sorrow and said

they stand with us in this tragedy.

The Britian Prime Minister has said that they

are ready to send Interpol.

Australia has remarked

that the bomb has only just gone off

and you have already begun the investigation.

On top of that

China, Pakistan and the Taliban

all together are condemning this act.

And Al-Qaeda, Al-Mayda and Al-Fayda

are claiming that we orchestrated the blast.

Now if I go and say

that this wasn’t a bomb blast but a CNG explosion

- the Minister, will screw me... - Yes, sir.

Now it’s a matter of the nation’s honour, sir.

But what do we do, sir?

Tell me one thing.

How many people died in the blast?

Only one?

What will I tell Interpol

the FBI and the World Bank?

Such a massive blast and just one corpse.

No, no, that won’t do.

Send 10-15 more people to hospital.

And tell me one thing

Was the deceased’s post-mortem done?

Not yet, sir.

Because the body hasn’t been found yet.

Then how do you know he’s dead?

The media covered it, sir.

Gaurav Nambia's News 96 Hours did.

You must be aware, sir

Gaurav Nambia is a renowned reporter.

Yes, quite well-known...

They found this identity card there, sir.

Sir!

Oh, Minnie.

You must be finding it a little odd here, right?

I mean, my house is a bit broken down.

Actually, it’s my grandfather’s ancestral house.

- My grandfather is, you know... - Yes.

He is my father’s maternal cousin’s uncle.

What?

Minnie

This is not just a house

it is a home that you built

while taking care of your father’s

- maternal cousin's uncle. - Yes.

That’s quite an achievement, Minnie.

You are truly kind-hearted.

You are very sweet too, sir.

All right, tell me

what will you have?

Tea or coffee?

Make me a cup of tea, Minnie.

We’ll have coffee only when we go to Miami Beach.

You’re unbelievable, sir.

Don’t always cook okra, dear.

Try something else too.

Hey Turi, I’ve found it.

You mean the corpse, sir?

Oh no, not that.

He’s dead, but we didn’t get the body.

We found the terrorist.

The terrorist?

I don’t quite follow, sir.

- He’s dead? - Yes.

- But no corpse? - Yes.

- Think about it, why? - Why?

Because he was a suicide bomber.

And with the bomb blast, he was blown to pieces.

What are you saying, sir?

The blast was from CNG, wasn’t it?

Who on earth said it was a CNG blast?

Here, we’ve even got a suicide bomber

and three agencies

claiming that we orchestrated this blast.

What more do we need?

On top of that, the media has already declared him dead.

Sir, we need an issue.

An issue?

Terrorism is such an issue

that it has no issue of its own.

Go on, go on

call the Minister and tell him

to arrange a press conference.

Sir, I can make the call.

But there’s a small problem, sir.

I have informed Mr. Mishra

that due to unpaid bills, all the phone lines are disconnected.

What?

There are no funds in the police budget, sir.

Use my phone instead.

A case of thuggery has come to light in Delhi’s Rajdhani.

Sir, here’s your tea.

Grandfather watches TV at a high volume.

- Sir, just a moment. - Sure.

You’re always glued to the television.

Please have your tea, Sir.

But where’s your tea?

- Sir, I’ll have it later… - Why later?

What are you saying? No, no, Minnie.

The whole family must eat and drink together.

That makes it…

What do they call it in English?

Bonding!

And Minnie, love also grows.

Go on, make a cup for yourself and for Grandfather too.

Bloody!

One, two, three, four… and all four tickets are worthless.

Oh dear!

Mate, put this aside.

It’s all a matter of luck.

Well, your luck is rotten anyway.

All four of your tickets turned out to be duds.

But his…

he struck it in the very first attempt.

He’s bagged a prize of 15 crore.

Rascal!

When did he get the prize?

On the 9th.

On the 9th…

That was my ticket, you cheat!

You exchanged it with me.

Means, the lottery was mine…

and he ran away with the money.

- Scoundrel! - Hey!

Look, you’ve lost your senses.

Hey, what are you doing? Police!

- Police! - Scoundrel!

Tell me, where is he?

Tell me, where is he?

This is a fake one.

Bloody!

Hey!

See, here I am with my cup of tea.

- Grandfather’s? - What?

I’ll give it to him there.

Minnie, you’re remarkable.

Why give it there?

- He’s sitting all alone. - Hey!

We’ll sit together and have a drink.

Come, Grandfather.

Give it to me.

Hey, leave this.

Leave it.

Leave it, Grandfather.

Grandfather, you don’t need a stick.

From now on, I’ll be your stick.

Leave it.

That’s the spirit!

From today onwards, we’ll all sit together and drink tea.

From now on, you’ll be not just Minnie’s responsibility but mine too.

Here they come.

Come on, let’s all enjoy tea outdoors.

Oh dear, Grandfather!

I told you so.

Sit down, take a seat.

Minnie, Grandpa is very fussy.

Never mind!

Come, let’s both have it together.

I’m coming.

Minnie.

Yes, sir?

No, wait, Minnie.

Listen...

Minnie, why do you take such trouble?

From today, the doors of this house I shall open.

In English, that’s called the man of the house.

You are so sweet, Chandu.

I am terribly sorry.

All right.

Aarti!

Grandfather, Aarti is here.

How did she find out I was here?

Aarti!

Sir, not Aarti, Minnie.

Minnie, Aarti has come.

What happened, sir?

Aarti! I cannot fathom how she came here!

Where should I hide now?

Where should I hide?

- Sir! - Inside the cupboard.

No, not the cupboard.

Wait a moment.

I’ll hide here.

I am finished.

Minnie!

Minnie, come here.

Minnie, I am dead.

- Yes, I know. - No, no!

If Aarti sees me, I am dead for real.

Oh, yes!

She must not know I’m here.

Go, open the door.

Oh goodness, please save me!

Yes.

May I?

Hey!

You?

I am Aarti, Chandu’s wife.

I mean, Chandu’s widow.

I am sorry.

Chandu?

Chandra Prakash.

Oh!

You both worked in the same office, didn’t you?

Mr. Chandra Prakash...

Yes.

I am terribly sorry for your loss.

But why have you come here?

I had to return some of your belongings.

Belongings?

Mine?

Which ones?

These.

A tissue paper.

A hairbrush.

And your hairband.

Oh goodness!

This…

I think he truly liked me.

You…

You were the reason Chandu wanted a divorce.

Is that so?

I swear, had Chandu been alive…

I would have hurled such curses at him

he would have died hearing them.

Aarti!

Can't believe it!

He never cherished me with such affection

as tenderly as he kept your things.

I hate him.

Oh!

I thought he only stole your things.

But you too...

these shoes.

You two really are made for each other.

A Shoe thief!

Minnie!

Minnie, I’m sorry.

Because of me, you had to hear all that.

I truly feel ashamed.

But Aarti isn’t all that bad, Minnie.

- Is that so? - Yes.

And here is your blasted ID card.

“Oh dear, my fate is battered and torn”

“Oh dear, your luck is battered and torn”

“Your train has long left the platform’s shore”

“Oh dear, your luck is battered and torn”

48 hours

the Honourable Minister gave us

just 48 hours.

On our nation’s soil

on the land of Sehore

the terrorists behind the attack

we were given only

48 hours to capture them.

And we...

I mean, I

completed this task

within just 24 hours.

Splendid!

And for this, we shall nominate

Mr SP’s name.

- Applause! - Congratulations, sir.

Your phone is ringing.

Sir, it’s your phone.

It's not my wife.

She’s my wife.

What is it? I’m in a press conference meeting.

Bring mustard oil on your way back.

Mustard oil?

Where are you planning to apply mustard oil?

Oh dear...

Sir, how did you manage to solve this case so quickly?

After complete focus and intelligence

we finally got to see this video footage.

Instead of catching the thief, they caught me. - Who is this?

- Hey, who is this? - Sir, I am an innocent man.

Why are you taking me away?

- Sir, wait a second. - Go and arrest him.

Oh wow!

What a pair!

This doesn’t make any sense.

If you wanted to marry her, why did you pretend to die?

I mean, anyway, we were heading for a divorce, right?

Actually, I was going to...

Shut up!

I was the fool

who cried when I heard you were dead.

What?

- Aarti, you were crying for me? - Yes.

When you were alive, I cried because of you.

When I heard of your death

I cried missing you.

And now I cry because you are alive.

Why, Chandu?

Why this act of dying and all?

- Aarti, actually, I... - Forget whatever the reason is.

I will call the police and tell them you are alive.

- Minnie... - What?

What are you doing?

Aarti, listen to me.

Let’s keep family matters within the family, alright?

Please.

Family matters?

This bloody lady...

Has this woman become part of the family now?

No!

Aarti, no.

Don’t say it like that.

Minnie isn’t a bad person.

Chandu, quietly go and sit over there.

Minnie isn’t bad at all.

The police are now…

Look, sir, these people…

Frame this and hang it in sir’s room.

Sir, what did I do wrong?

It’s your fault…

Sir, is this a relative of yours?

Are you crazy?

This is the terrorist who’s going to earn sir his medals.

Sir, this is the same thief.

The same thief.

This is the very thief, sir.

The one I kept talking about.

This is the very thief, sir.

He’s the rogue.

When was the last time you saw him?

Sir, the day we…

exchanged the lottery ticket with him

that day.

Sir, get me my 15 crore back.

And take a commission if you like.

- Oh… - What?

He wasn’t just a lottery thief, he was a major terrorist.

And he’s no longer in this world.

What do you mean by, "No longer in this world?"

Don’t you watch the news?

Look.

He was a suicide bomber.

Here’s tonight’s top news.

Chandra Prakash is no longer alive.

- Sir. - Yes.

What do we do now, sir?

He knows that suicide bomber.

If an inquiry happens tomorrow, it could be a huge mess, sir.

You love doing encounters, don’t you?

Go ahead, then.

Sir!

Sir, look at this.

He’s alive, sir.

He’s alive!

Sir, see this.

He’s standing, damn it!

And the reporter claims that he’s dead.

If he’s dead, then who’s standing there?

Who’s standing there?

What he’s saying makes sense.

A major police revelation.

The last bomb case, they solved within just 24 hours.

The person we considered the biggest victim of the blast

turned out to be a terrorist.

Chandra Prakash, the world’s deadliest terrorist.

He was a suicide bomber.

Which terrorist organization did he work for?

Al-Qaeda, Al-Fayda, or Al-Wayda?

Look closely.

At this innocent-looking man.

Behind this naive face, hides a monster.

How long had he been planning terrorist attacks?

What was our intelligence doing at the time?

Are you a terrorist?

Am I a terrorist?

Are you a terrorist?

Am I a terrorist?

He must have been paid for this work.

Chandra Prakash, the world’s deadliest terrorist.

He was a suicide bomber.

How much money did these organizations pay to recruit him?

Gaurav Nambia from News 96 hours.

Hey, my bag!

Is this your bag?

Aarti, yes, it’s got…

What’s inside, Chandu?

- Aarti, there’s… - Another bomb?

- Right? - No.

- There’s no bomb in it. - Yes.

You must know what’s in this bag.

How would I know?

Wasn’t it locked?

The key to my bag?

What is this?

Chandu, what is this?

Minnie, what is this?

The key, I don’t know.

Where did it come from?

But is it inside?

What the hell!

No!

Let’s go, come on.

Sir, I had a question.

Where should we start looking?

Set up checkpoints all around?

Shall we send his photo to every police station, railway station

airport, and bus stop?

You have an amazing logic!

- Thank you, sir. - You, for a while, just

shut your brain off.

Sir, what should we do with him?

Shoot him.

Sir!

Hey, I want to shoot him

- but you showed up. - Yes, sir.

- Come on, take him away. - Let’s go.

News 96 Hours will keep you updated with every news

as soon as we receive reports.

The police are taking appropriate action.

- Perhaps… - What’s wrong?

Something’s not right.

The police are in such a rush…

There must be some big news coming.

Come on, let's hurry.

Hey!

Put it back.

This money belongs to us.

Did you know there was money in it?

If you’re keeping luggage in my house then

I have to check, don’t I?

What if there were drugs or something else?

So you knew from the start there was money in it, Minnie?

We’ll talk about all this later.

First, let’s get out of here.

Don’t even touch this money!

- Aarti. - Why?

What do you mean by that?

You threw it out of the house.

I’ve been raising him.

I’ve been raising him for three years.

Am I some dog you’ve been looking after?

Well, she made you one, didn’t she?

Shut up!

You are a…

Okay.

Minnie!

- Such vulgar words from your mouth? - Shut up, dude!

Please, let’s get out of here.

No one’s going anywhere.

Chandu, be honest with me.

You got this money from terrorism, didn’t you?

I’m calling the police.

What the hell!

I was married to a terrorist.

Aarti, look, you’re misunderstanding.

It’s not like that, I’m not a terrorist.

This money…

It’s mine…

Why are you scared?

Tell her you got from the lottery.

Go on, say it quickly.

Yes, yes.

Yes, I got this money from the lottery, Aarti.

I swear on Mum.

You are such a pathetic liar!

You never knew how to lie, and you still don’t.

Wait a minute, I’ll call that inspector.

One minute.

Aarti, let it go, you’re not understanding.

Why are you calling the police?

We can split the money among ourselves.

Besides, when the police come, they’ll arrest him.

By then, we’ll be far away, right?

We?

- Yes. - Minnie!

Minnie! Minnie! Minnie!

To hell with Minnie!

All the time you do Miami, Minnie, what else do you say?

Yes, I’ll take care of Grandpa.

- What? - Go on, then.

Sister, listen to me.

I know you’ve been raising him for three years

but I’ve raised him too, haven’t I?

I have, right?

So, let’s take this money and get out of here.

When the police arrive, they’ll arrest him and

they’ll also catch that old man.

Minnie, he is your grandfather.

He’s not my real grandfather.

He’s my father’s distant uncle’s uncle.

And anyway, I can’t carry his burden on my shoulder entire life.

Phone’s ringing, one minute, sir.

Buy entire market for your wife.

- Hello, inspector. - Yes, madam, how can I help?

Oh goodness!

- Leave the phone! - Hey!

Give it to me, hand me the phone.

My name is Aarti.

I called you about my…

Oh, stop it.

I called you…

about my husband’s body.

Yes, I remember, madam.

Just wait a while, you’ll get the body.

What?

Your wife wants the body now?

Sir, no, this is the wife of that suicide bomber.

Put it on speaker phone.

Put it on speaker phone.

As I said, madam, you’ll get the body.

No, you won’t get the body.

My husband and your suicide bomber is alive.

And he’s standing right in front of me.

What?

And his partner as well, Minnie Arora.

We’re at his house.

You better come quickly.

Sir, we’ve found our terrorist.

- Aarti, listen to me. - Chandu!

- Chandu, shut up! - Hey, let me explain.

Madam, please stay calm.

- Madam, sir is sitting right beside me. - Yes.

I wasn’t abusing you.

Just hear me out once.

I said shut up!

You abused again?

Oh, just let it go, it’s none of your business.

- Can I say something? - You also shut up, please.

What?

That’s enough.

Get out!

Get out of my house.

You can’t come here and do all this.

Alright.

You can keep my husband in your house

and do all that, right?

Aarti, you’re misunderstanding, none of that happened between us.

- She must have tried, though. - Whatever!

You couldn’t have done it either.

You’re levelling a serious accusation against me.

Oh, what accusation? If you couldn’t manage it, that’s fine.

It’s a problem, not an accusation.

Sir, please, just hear me out.

You need to come quickly.

32…

- What is it? - Gulab Vihar.

- At Gulab Vihar. - Oh!

We are on the way, disconnect and drive faster.

You know what?

I always thought he was a complete fool.

But you…

you are even worse.

Hey, shut up!

Minnie, did you think I was a fool?

You…

You what?

Why do you think I quit my job?

Did I trust your abilities?

Stupid!

I had already checked the lottery results online.

Your name was there.

But I never imagined, even in my dreams

that Chandra Prakash would be a loser like you.

Then you came to the office and

quit your job

talked about joining a new office, and I realized

it’s like the blind leading the blind.

Or rather, putting shoes on a donkey’s hooves.

You even thought I was a donkey?

What I thought, I never wanted to say.

Look, sister, you’ve already called the police.

Here’s what we’ll do

before they arrive

we make our escape.

- Okay. - That’s sensible.

Otherwise this idiot will get both of us caught.

What do you say?

- You kept him in your house, didn’t you? - Yes.

One terrorist.

You are screwed, madam.

So get lost!

- Sir, we’ve got a puncture. - Oh!

Oh goodness! What a mess this is!

Sir, it is punctured.

I can see that too, it’s definitely punctured.

Take out the spare and replace it.

Sir, there’s a slight problem.

Sir, actually Mishra was asked to get the spare…

But Mishra says that…

As soon as we get there, I’ll shoot Mishra.

Where’s the puncture shop?

Sir, it’s at the next turn.

I mean, it’s Raju’s shop, he fixes punctures like this…

Let’s reach there first, then he’ll fix it.

Blah blah! He’ll repair it!

What are you staring at? Push it!

I’ll push, sir.

I’ll give it such a push, just watch.

See? I’m pushing.

What are those guys doing?

They’re going to get the punctured tyre fixed.

Don’t make a story out of everything.

Don't lecture me.

Clean the lens.

Aarti…

Don't you dare touch me.

Stop touching me.

Two-timer!

I can’t believe it.

What are you doing, old man?

Oh goodness! She’s running away with the money!

- Grandfather! - Sister, listen to me.

This money could change our lives.

- Your life will change. - Grandfather, you…

- You deliberately dropped it, didn’t you? - You’ll end up in jail.

Don’t touch me.

- Chandu! Chandu, help! - Dare to touch me!

Chandu, help!

- Chandu! - Chandu, grab him.

Chandu, do something.

Unbelievable!

Chandu, listen to me.

Let’s get out of here, okay?

This woman is insane.

She kicked you out of the house, remember?

She’ll land you in jail.

- Chandu! - Let’s go.

Yes, let’s go.

No, Minnie.

Chandu!

"Oh Chandu!"

"Oh Chandu!"

- Oh goodness! - Quickly, bring some cloth.

We need to tie her up.

Chandu, grab her.

Tie her fast.

Chandu!

- Chandu! - She’s quite heavy!

Stop! Grab her!

Chandu!

You’ve made a mistake, Minnie.

- Not now, Minnie. - Chandu!

You wretch! Trying to run, are you?

- Chandu, shut her mouth. - That’s enough, Minnie.

Old man’s going to thrash you badly. All this is your fault.

- When I went out… - Hey!

Enough!

Minnie!

Aarti, let’s go.

Chandu!

Chandu, secure the bags with the money.

Chandu!

Chandu!

Chandu!

Chandu!

Chandu!

Old man! Come here!

Oh dear!

Hey, don’t push.

I’m pushing.

- Hey, Raju. - Yes, bro.

- Raju. - Yes, bro.

- Give some water. - Sure, bro.

Give some water.

- And make some tea and snacks for him. - Okay.

Hey, loser! Who’ll fix your puncture?

Gently.

Gently!

- Please repair the puncture. - Yes.

You were so naive, Chandu.

This terrorism, all of this…

How long has it been going on?

I’m not a terrorist, Aarti.

Minnie told you I had won the lottery.

Should I believe her?

Or this old man?

One minute.

Whom are you calling?

No more dramas are needed now.

Hello, manager, Greetings!

This is Chandu… I mean, Chandra Prakash speaking.

- Chandra Prakash? - Yes.

Oh! The very same Chandra Prakash who won the 15 crore lottery!

Oh!

- Chandra Prakash! - Yes.

You withdrew all the lottery money, didn’t you?

Wait a minute… you’re a terrorist.

Oh my goodness!

Now do you believe me?

Chandu!

This money is really from the lottery? - Yes.

- You’re not a terrorist. - No.

And this… you…

- This is our money? - Yes.

I love you so much, Arti.

I can't believe this, Chandu!

Aarti, you know, when I won the lottery

you were the first person I called.

But you hung up on me.

I am sorry.

And that night too, I tried to tell you

but you thought I wanted to start a lottery business.

- I am so sorry. - So tell me, what was my mistake?

I’m not a bad man, Aarti.

Chandu, you’re not a bad man

you are just foolish.

And this is the age of Kali Yuga

here, the bad don’t suffer with the bad.

Foolish people suffer.

You’re right, Aarti.

I admit it

- I’ve been foolish. - Chandu!

I got carried away chasing Minnie.

Aarti…

Yes.

Do one thing

take all this money with you

and use it to improve your life.

And if you truly forgive me

then hire a good lawyer

spend a little money

and maybe my sentence could be reduced.

Chandu!

Minnie, your mischief never ends.

Aarti, where did the money go?

Minnie, she…

"Grandfather!"

"Grandfather!"

"He eloped away with money!"

"Grandfather eloped away with money!"

How much longer will it take?

How much longer will it take?

Sir, about 10 more minutes.

In 10 minutes, they will be far ahead.

Sir, by then I’ll call that madam and ask her to wait.

Yes, she’s your business partner

she must be waiting for your call.

Foolish!

Hey, why are you standing there?

What are you looking at? Hurry up.

Should I record it?

And what story will you make?

Yesterday, a bus had a bomb blast.

Today, the SP sir’s car tyre burst.

Breaking news!

Who could be behind this conspiracy?

Turn off your camera.

Come with me.

Aarti!

Police?

First, the money.

Once we have the money, we’ll deal with the police too.

Come on, let’s go.

Chandu, hurry up.

Oh dear! How much longer will it take, mister?

Sir, there are six punctures in total.

- Six punctures? - Yes.

Sir, he’s fooling around.

How much will he charge?

300 rupees.

What if I give him a couple of blows?

I’ll give you the blows myself right now.

Just give him the 300 rupees.

If he’s asking, give it, end the matter.

Sir, we won’t get that much refund.

- I’ve told Mishra, but… - Hey, hell with that Mishra!

- She is driving so fast, sir. - Yes.

Now you become the traffic police.

Stand there.

Oh, that…

If that suicide bomber gets away

we’ll have to commit suicide ourselves.

Grandfather can’t have gone too far.

Hell with the old man!

He’s on the side, isn’t he, grandfather?

In this scorching sun…

Should we let him take the money?

Look how fast he’s trying to run.

Stop ahead, stop.

Park on this side.

- Hey! - Grandfather!

Stop, old man.

Grandfather, you ran off with the money.

What will you do with so much money?

You can speak?

He's a suicide bomber.

The police won't let him live.

And neither will you.

Because you know everything, right?

The police leave no evidence behind.

What will you do with so much money?

What do you mean, 'what will I do'?

This is my money, I can do whatever I want. - Chandu!

One minute.

Aarti, let me decide

- where I will keep my money. - Chandu!

Sir! Sir! Sir!

Sir, I have a call, one minute.

Yes, tell me, what happened?

What, huh?

What do you mean, 'huh'?

Oh yes, your mouth!

Speak.

Sir, they just ran away

and they took all the money with them, sir.

- Is this your house? - Yes, sir.

What were they doing in your house?

Sir, I was holding Chandu here.

And sir, I was trying to reach the police

but they came to know

I wanted to get him caught

so together they tied me up.

And sir, they ran off with all the money.

Hey, come here.

Two kilos of flour and half a kilo of kidney beans.

- What are you doing? - Sorry, sir.

How much can one rely on this woman?

Rely?

- Listen to her. - Sir, I called you here, sir.

Was it her who called?

Come on, tell me.

- Yes, it was hers. - Okay.

Sir, they fled in Aarti's car and

they can't have gone far yet.

- And sir, I know Aarti's car. - Alright.

Come on, let's go.

Sir! Sir, what about me?

He’s tied up.

Untie him from the back.

Sir, it’s a small car.

Oh dear!

An old man has fallen, sir.

Shall we help him?

Oh goodness!

No, sir.

Leave him.

They’ll get far away by now.

- Shall we go? - Let's go.

- Let's go. - People will help him.

I’m really scared.

Oh my God! They’re here.

Yes, they are back, Aarti.

Aarti, they’re back.

Drive quickly.

Sir, it’s that same car, look.

See how fast she’s going.

Sir, I’m trying, but she’s driving very fast.

Drive faster.

Race it.

Someone will get hurt, Chandu.

Drive even faster.

Will we make it?

I earned this money with so much difficulty.

I won’t let it go anywhere.

Please drive fast, or she’ll run away with my money, sir.

Sir, hurry! She’s escaping with my 15 crore.

We shall see who gets the 15 crore.

Sir, take a left. I need to adjust the camera angle.

- Aarti, drive faster or we’ll be caught. - Yes, Chandu.

Sir, if something happens to the car, Mishra won’t pay.

Are you driving car or a bull cart?

Hey, why are you turning from here?

Just watch, Chandu.

Where are they heading now?

Looks like a shortcut, sir.

- She’s clever, don’t let her slip easily. - Yes, sir.

Don’t let her escape.

- Sir, my 15 crore! - Shut up, bloody 15 crore!

Overtake her.

Stop!

Where do you think you’re going to escape?

- Where will you run? - Sir, arrest her.

Keep recording. - Yes, it’s on.

Chandra Prakash!

- Suicide bomber! - Come here.

Now, where do you think you can run?

- Santokh! - Yes, sir.

Remove.

- Get her out of the car. - Oh! Sorry!

Come on, get out.

- Step outside. - Perfect timing.

Crime and glamour, all in one.

- Sir, that’s the thief… - Shut up!

- You can’t run away. - Run away?

Why would I run, sir?

I’m not a terrorist.

I didn’t even know

how my name got linked to terrorists, sir.

Sir, the police are lying.

No one is lying, sir.

Sir, this is the one who stole 15 crore.

- This is the thief, sir. - Hey!

Shut him up, tie him, and cover his mouth.

No handcuffs, I’ve told Mishra.

Forget bloody Mishra!

I’ll cover his mouth, sir.

Tie him up, tie him.

Tie him with rope, tie him with anything.

So...

So what were you saying?

Sir, I was saying that I’m not a terrorist.

Sir, do you have any evidence?

The media has already declared you a terrorist

and a suicide bomber.

And your ID was even found at the crime scene, dear.

But they didn’t find my body, right, sir?

They will find it.

Somewhere under a tree in this jungle

where crows and Vulture must have picked at your flesh.

- Even your DNA will be gone… - Sir!

- Sir, please. - Aarti.

Sir, please don’t kill him.

He’s not a terrorist, sir.

- He’s just an ordinary person. - Minnie, what should we do with him?

Shut her mouth, sir.

Then do it.

Sir, listen to me.

- If you kill him, then… - Shut up!

- Go, dear, run. - Aarti!

Run!

Run!

Really?

Aarti!

You know I can’t drive.

Look, sir is telling to run.

Dear, not in the car.

I am asking you to run bare foot.

Sir, walking will be very exhausting.

So let it be, dear.

We were running, Chandu.

They’ve caught us.

Run as far as you can.

Otherwise Yamraj might swoop in and take you away.

Sir!

- Sir, you’re wrong. - Run!

- No, sir. - Run.

Sensational breaking news!

Live from the 96 Hours channel.

For the very first time, a live encounter.

Step aside, or I’ll shoot! Move!

Sir!

Run! Run!

Sir, please don’t shoot.

- Sir, please don’t shoot. - Run!

Sir!

Please, don’t fire.

Okay, Santokh.

Live your life, go.

Thank you, sir.

Sir!

Sir, this is illegal.

- Sir, please. - Shoot, come on.

Sir, the whole country is watching, you’re doing the wrong thing.

Oh, your wife’s call is coming again.

Hello, half a kilo of rajma and two kilos of flour have arrived.

I’ll fill your house with rajma worth lakhs.

Put the phone down.

Shoot!

Sir!

- Sir, no, please. - Run!

- Sir, please. - Shoot!

- Shoot! - Sir, please don’t shoot!

Sir!

No!

Chandu!

- Good shot! Excellent aim! - Thank you, sir.

Chandu!

Chandu!

Chandu!

Chandu!

Chandu!

- Aarti... - Chandu!

Chandu!

Yes, money...

Chandu!

Chandu!

Chandu, you can’t just leave me behind.

Get up!

I’ll run away with my 15 crore and no one will ever know.

You all didn’t do the right thing.

- You’ll all go to hell. - Is that so?

They even call Thailand hell, do they?

Sir, then Maldives must be hell too, right?

And what about Miami, sir?

Ah, alright.

- Have you all made your plans? - Of course.

Do one thing.

Take the money out of that car and put it in my car.

Excuse me, sir.

Actually, this entire incident has been captured on camera.

So?

Then what about us, sir?

Sir, flour and rajma have become so expensive, sir.

Listen, I don’t think we should

give them just a little money.

I think she is right.

- She is right. - We?

We...

I got it.

Do one thing.

Take the money from that car and bring it here.

- We’ll distribute it among everyone. - Yes.

- Bring the money, go. - Sir!

Sir, don’t shoot him.

Hey, what happened?

- Why is everyone running today? - Sir, there’s no money here.

Sir!

- Hey, we had tied him up. - Yes.

- How did he untie himself? - Don't finish him.

Don't finish him?

What, finished already?

Oh, you finished him, sir.

I was telling you, there’s no money in the car.

I’ve checked the entire car, sir.

The money isn’t anywhere.

What!

I’ve inspected the whole car, sir.

There’s no money anywhere.

- Sir! - Where did he hide the money?

- Sir! - Where did he stash so much cash?

Sir, he’s dead.

Hey girl, tell me.

- Where’s the money? - Sir, I don’t know.

Sir, that’s exactly what I was trying to tell you.

Only he knows where the money is.

How will I survive now?

The money’s gone, and so is my husband.

What…

Why were you in such a hurry to shoot him? - Yes.

- Why were you in rush? - Why were you in rush?

You said it yourself, sir.

Come here.

You know,

we police never leave evidence behind anywhere.

Understood? You know what to do?

Understood, sir.

Chandu!

Chandu!

Sir, please.

Please, let me go.

I won’t tell anyone, please.

Sir, please, let me go.

- Hello! - Yes?

This is a café, not your home.

Get your legs down.

Hey, I’m the owner here.

I am the owner.

I am the owner.

It was your brilliant idea to supply glassed to this café.

Aarti, my ideas aren’t that bad. - Sure.

If we had followed your idea

then the police, the media

and your Minnie

would have ended us dead long ago.

You’re right.

Grandfather, none of this would have been possible without you.

What will he do with so much money?

What do you mean?

- It’s my money, I’ll do whatever I want. - Chandu!

One minute.

Aarti, let me decide, where I’ll keep my money.

One second, Chandu.

Hold on.

You have two options.

Either return to your step-granddaughter

or enjoy life in a beach house

in Miami with a healthy bank balance.

One second.

What are you doing? Who are you calling?

- The police. - The police?

Hello, Inspector.

Listen to me carefully.

Want a promotion and a crore rupees?

Who wouldn’t, madam?

Good!

I’ll tell you what to do.

Don’t worry.

Before doing anything, you’ll get a call from your home.

Just call your wife and tell her

that as soon as the money arrives

she should inform you immediately in code.

An old man in a wheelchair will bring a crore rupees.

Keep it safe.

Call me immediately and say

that half a kilo of kidney beans and two kilos of flour have arrived.

It must reach the Inspector’s house.

Look, we don’t have much time.

You can’t leave from here until

the police car has passed by.

Once it’s gone, call me, deliver this bag

and then return here.

Understood?

But I still don’t understand what you’re doing, Aarti.

You mean you hid the money here?

So that’s why you’re Chandu.

Just understand this,

either we rise very high

or we will die.

Everything will be fine, right?

Chandu, God is with us.

Otherwise, why would these squibs, bought for the office play, be here?

Put it on.

So that when the inspector shoots

it looks like real blood.

What are you doing, madam?

Sir, this one was left.

Your grandfather has safely reached the airport.

Oh, wonderful!

Thank you so much.

Next time you plan a fraud, be sure to remember me.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

"Oh, what luck!"

"Let's go with Goldy"

"They say the future is written in the stars"

"But only the bold truly succeed here"

"While everyone else is caught in the money race"

"Chandu’s enjoying life overseas"

"No theft, no blame to claim"

"Chandu just grabbed the bag and ran"

"Among millions, He alone paved your way"

"Seizing the moment, He reshaped your destiny"

"My fortune, your fate"

"Everyone will say, what a luck!"

"My fortune, your fate"

"Everyone will say, what a luck!"

"My fortune, your fate"

"Everyone will say, what a luck!"

"My fortune, your fate"

"Everyone will say, what a luck!"

"Those who envied you will now taste your success"

"Those who mocked you yesterday will flatter you today"

"Those who once counted you as a beggar"

"Today, you pay their salaries"

"You played singles all your life, now hit a six"

"The Almighty has finally guided your boat across"

"This is what your destiny now holds"

"Wherever you look, the ball flies out of the stadium"

"When God blesses you, He does it with abundance."

"He will turn your shattered fortune into overflowing wealth"

"Never let your good intentions be corrupted"

"Ask wholeheartedly with love, and you shall receive with love"

"With fortune, your word will carry weight."

"With money, the world will dance to your tune"

"Striking the moment, he rewrote his destiny"

"Among millions, He alone paved your way"

"Seizing the moment, He reshaped your destiny"

"Everyone will say, what a luck!"

"My fortune, your fate"

"Everyone will say, what a luck!"

"My fortune, your fate"

"Everyone will say, what a luck!"

"My fortune, your fate"

"Everyone will say, what a luck!"

"Goldy!"

"What a luck!"