Original subtitles

SONG: ♪ Ah ah ah-oh... ♪

-(SIREN WAILS) -(CAR HORN HONKS)

♪ Ah ah ah-oh

♪ Ah ah ah-oh

♪ Ah ah ah-oh... ♪

(SULTRY ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

♪ Ah ah ah-oh

♪ Ah ah ah-oh

♪ Everyone knows I'm right

♪ About one thing

♪ You and I don't work out

♪ Ah ah ah-oh

♪ You bring out the mean in me

♪ I bring out your insecurities

♪ You know what I am talking about

♪ Ah ah ah-oh

♪ Eventually, you'll be fine

♪ If we break up

♪ Ah ah ah-oh

♪ And one day, I'll be fine too... ♪

MAN: Excuse me.

Do we know each other?

I don't think so.

MAN: Oh.

Could've sworn.

You just look so familiar.

(CHUCKLES)

Never tell a woman she looks familiar.

(MAN CHUCKLES)

I'm a little out of practice. It's been a while.

-Really? -Mm.

Huh.

(BOTH LAUGH)

What you're supposed to say is that you...noticed me

from across the room,

couldn't believe I was here

all by myself,

and that you came over here with one thing on your mind.

Which is?

That you're not leaving without me.

Huh.

(PUTS GLASS DOWN)

So what's your name?

Craig.

(LAUGHS)

(CRAIG CHUCKLES)

What's wrong with 'Craig'?

It's a dad's name. (LAUGHS)

No, I'm sorry.

It's fine.

-So, Craig... -Mm-hm?

I feel like I should just be really honest with you.

Um...

(WHISPERS) I am a little engaged.

(CRAIG INHALES) A little?

Hm. Yeah.

Well, I'd hate to make a dishonest woman out of you.

Who says I'm an honest woman?

♪ Ah ah ah-oh

♪ I got you addicted... ♪

-(KISSES) This way, this way. -Where are you taking me?

I don't want to tell you. I want to show you.

-Really? -CRAIG: 1-4-0-8.

LINA: Mm. Hm. Mm.

-(LOCK BOX BEEPS) -Oooh!

(KEYS JANGLE)

♪ As for... ♪

(LAUGHS) You know, I've never done this before.

CRAIG: Me neither.

♪ Move out

♪ You can... ♪

I love you, Lina Phillips.

What?

Love me?

But we only just met.

Can we drop the whole acting thing? It's making me jealous.

Guess I'm not good at role-playing.

(CHUCKLES)

I love you too, Cain Curtis.

LINA: Here.

(LINA MOANS)

(BOTH BREATHE HEAVILY)

(FOREBODING MUSIC)

(LINA AND CAIN BREATHE HEAVILY)

(THEME MUSIC)

(SIREN WAILS)

(UPBEAT POP MUSIC)

SONG: ♪ I could eat that girl for lunch

♪ Yeah, she dances on my tongue... ♪

LINA: Out of the way.

Move. Yep.

(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me.

♪ I could never get enough

♪ I could buy her so much stuff

♪ It's a craving, not a crush, huh... ♪

(SIREN WAILS)

He's shutting down!

♪ Said, "I brought you something rare

♪ "And I left it under Claire"... ♪

LINA: Hold on. Shortcut.

♪ Coming up the stairs, so I'm pulling up a chair

♪ And I'm putting up my hair... ♪

(HORN HONKS)

-(SIREN WAILS) -(SMASH!)

♪ Baby, I think you were made for me

♪ Somebody write down the recipe... ♪

SCOTTY: That was insane.

I know, right?

You make it look so easy.

I've just had a lot of practice.

I think I need a drink after today.

You wanna come?

I would, but my mate just texted an SOS.

Do you ever stop to take a breath?

Nuh. (GIGGLES)

♪ If I'm allowed, I'll help you take 'em off... ♪

(ALL CHEER AND CHATTER)

WOMAN: I'm getting married!

-TESS: Hey, Lina! -Hey.

(RELAXED POP MUSIC PLAYS)

I'm such an idiot. She even looks like me.

LINA: What? No, you're way hotter.

Come on, from the top, tell me everything.

OK, look, Nick's got his trivia piss-up with the boys

every Tuesday.

And never invites you, because God forbid...

Exactly.

Except this time,

I know that Kai's still in Thailand

and Jono is sick.

Ah. Alarm bells.

Big fuckin' alarm bells.

So I turn on his Find My while he was sleeping.

Next minute, I'm parked in Bondi outside some chick's place.

-You didn't! -Hell, yeah, I did!

I mean, if you're gonna cheat on me,

at least have some class about it.

I logged into his dating apps,

and look at all these girls.

-Yeah? -Ohh.

Unmatch.

Unmatch, bitch!

-'Bye, ho! -Yes!

Unmatch!

-You know what, he deserves it. -Yes!

-He's dead to us. -Fuck him.

Now give me the phone before you do something stupid.

You know what the best revenge is?

Just find the hottest guy in here and take him home.

TESS: I am so sick of it.

The small-talk, the ghosting, the mid sex...

You know what, it's actually not that much better on my end.

Uh, you just had that amazing night out with Cain

and I know for a fact that the sex was good.

But that was two weeks ago.

If it was up to me, I'd be getting dicked down every day.

Yes! Me too!

Yeah!

(TESS SIGHS)

Anyway, how are you?

Tired.

Let me guess - wedding planning?

Every time we put a cap on the numbers,

Cain's mum finds, like, another dozen cousins

that I didn't know about.

And...you know, it's, like, all the other stuff too.

Like, Clare reckons we need a hashtag.

Here's a hashtag.

Clare needs to back the fuck up.

I'll pitch it to her. She might like it.

You know what, she might like it.

-Yeah. We'll see. -(LAUGHS) Maybe.

(WOMEN LAUGH)

Oh, you've gotta be shitting me!

Look who's here.

This is our turf.

Yo, Nick!

Wassup? Remember me?

(TESS CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

(CHUCKLES)

TESS: Out! Out!

SONG: ♪ I'm not one to be... ♪

-(INSECTS CHIRP) -(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)

(KEYS JANGLE)

-(TYRES SCREECH ON GAME) -CAIN: Yeah.

-(GUNFIRE) -If I go to the roof.

-Wait, where... -(DOOR UNLOCKS)

Wait, where are you?

What? Oh, yeah, they've put me on desk duty.

-Oi! -CAIN: So sick of it.

Where's my future husband?

-(GUNFIRE ON GAME) -Wait, are you fucking camping?

You piece of shit!

PLAYER ON HEADSET: No, dickhead, no.

Are you...are you scared?

Are you fuckin' scared?

Can you tell your boyfriend your fiancée's home

and she's six wines deep?

(SIGHS)

Gotta go, Sarge Axe, yeah.

(LINA GIGGLES)

-Night, Axe! -PLAYER:Night, lovers.

-(HEADSET THUDS) -(WHISPERS) Hi.

(CAIN WHISPERS) Hey.

How was Tess?

LINA: More horror stories.

She's actually pretty cut up.

Mm. Couldn't pay me to be single again.

How was Axe?

Ah, getting excited for his big launch tomorrow.

(CAIN MOANS)

LINA: Come here.

CAIN: Oh! Oh, fuck.

-Are you OK? -Oh, fuck.

-Is it flaring up again? -Yeah, it's...

I just slept funny.

Well, you should be wearing your brace.

(SCOFFS)

I'll get you some tramadol.

You haven't been drinking, right?

CAIN: Barely.

What's this?

Oh, uh... (SIGHS)

Nothing.

OK, don't get mad. I was just curious.

Real estate agent.

(CLEARS THROAT)

You got Pa's place valued.

I just wanted to see what we were looking at, that's all.

-Make a plan. -What the fuck, Cain?

I mean, it's barely been six months.

He's been gone almost a year, Lina.

I swear I was gonna tell you.

Hey, can we get back to the kissing bit?

(CAIN SIGHS HEAVILY)

(BREEZY ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

-(EXCITED CHATTER) -SONG: ♪ Get it

-♪ It's that time again -♪ Let's get it

♪ We gonna let the lights shine again

♪ Get the switch-up out your mind again... ♪

Thanks for coming to my party. (GIGGLES)

♪ Come and take another chance again

♪ When the last time you danced again

♪ I put the ants in your pants again (LAUGHS)

♪ I love you, I love you, I love you... ♪

-(SONG THUDS IN DISTANCE) -CAIN: Thank you.

You look nice.

You said that.

CAIN: I also said I was sorry.

♪ Love you, love you... ♪

-(GUESTS LAUGH AND CHATTER) -♪ Past is history

♪ And future mystery

♪ And, oh, what could this be?

♪ It's taking over me

♪ And feels so good for me... ♪

(SONG CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

-(GUEST CHEERS) -(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER CONTINUE)

TESS: Thank fucking Christ!

-LINA: Hi. -GUEST: Excuse me.

Oh. Is this an app launch or an orgy?

Knowing Clare, a bit of both.

(SOFTLY) Yes.

(TESS LAUGHS) Check out the Instabitches.

CAIN: Hey, what is that?

Kombucha with wildflower and a sprig of mint.

-Mm. He's yummy. -(LINA MOUTHS)

(CLARE SINGSONGS) Besties! What do you think?

Yeah! Mwah!

It's you alright, Clare.

She means it's insane. Mwah.

-Congrats. You're launching! -Thank you.

Thank you, darling.

But it's a bloody shitshow. Everyone's clotting by the door.

(SIGHS) OK, download the app.

Sign up as many people as you can

and click on everything.

-Oh, and have fun. -TESS: Mm.

-What's up, gang? -CAIN: Axel.

AXEL: Hi, cutie.

What is with the straitjacket? What is this?

I'm impressing bigwigs. I'm making money.

-(CAIN GRUNTS) -OK?

Clare, what have you done with him? What is this?

All men are a work in progress.

Oi! What's that in your hand?

-(AXEL GROANS) -Come on, Mum.

It's a party. It's fine.

Don't make me lock you upstairs.

What? Axel said that...

-Uh! Pipe down, traitor. -(CLARE LAUGHS)

Anyway, I've gotta circulate. How do I look?

-Like a goddess. -Mm!

-Kiss me. -Not the face. Later.

You're with me.

-Keen to see the new fit-out? -I'd love to.

-Hi. -TESS: Hey.

-10 minutes. -I know your 10 minutes. Go.

Alright...

I'm gonna get a top-up. You gonna be OK?

Oh, yeah. Uh, go get 'em, girl.

TESS: Let's party!

-(GUESTS CALL OUT AND CHATTER) -(ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

(AXEL HUMS)

-You're gonna love this. -(GLASSES CLINK)

Ready?

(MUSIC THUDS UPSTAIRS)

(DEVICE BEEPS)

(CAIN LAUGHS) Holy shit.

(AXEL LAUGHS)

CAIN: "Forge a better you."

You like that?

Had it workshopped by an agency.

You know the boys at the station are gonna have a field day.

Fuck 'em. Envy is ignorance.

(LAUGHS)

Look around you, mate.

This could be you. If you want it.

-CAIN: Hm... -Hang up the helmet.

Find what you love. Take a punt.

Yeah, you need money for punts.

And you are sitting on a gold mine.

You take my advice, Lina's grandpa's place?

I did. Didn't go down too well.

Ah, she'll get over it.

-(CORK POPS) -What else has been going on?

(DRINK POURS)

Ah, just work, wedding stuff.

Yeah? You set a date?

Nah. She won't commit to anything.

Yeah, well...

..you're clucky, she's still grieving,

so just give her a beat, hey?

And our apartment's always there

if you want to spice things up again.

(INHALES) Anyway, to us.

AXEL: Ohh! (INHALES DEEPLY)

-(CAIN COUGHS) -(AXEL SIGHS)

-One more? -(CAIN LAUGHS)

(LAIDBACK ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS)

SONG: ♪ Oh, what you doing after work?

♪ I got the night off

♪ Trying to get you outta that shirt... ♪

(SONG CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

(CLARE SHRIEKS)

-Oh, my God! -Let me help you.

OK. (LAUGHS) Oh! Thank you.

That's good!

♪ So let's break loose

-♪ Break loose... ♪ -(GUESTS SHRIEK)

(LAIDBACK R&B MUSIC PLAYS)

I'm sorry.

(TESS GIGGLES)

TESS: Maybe I should join you.

(TESS GIGGLES)

(SONG CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

(OBJECTS CLUNK)

Self-service, is it?

Um... I...I got tired of waiting. (CHUCKLES)

Oh.

But, uh, can I get you something?

You know how to make a martini?

Uh...

I can. Yeah.

How do you take it?

Uh, extra gin, extra olives, extra brine.

So...two martinis.

(GLASS THUDS SOFTLY)

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

-(LINA CHUCKLES) -MAN: What?

LINA: That looks like another bad idea.

I don't know. Looks like they're having fun.

Let's hope he lives up to it.

(LAUGHS)

Well, that's tomorrow's problem.

Well, if she spent a bit more time

thinking about tomorrow's problems,

her life would be a lot easier.

Sometimes not thinking's the point.

I see. So you're one of those guys.

Live in the moment. Trust the universe.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

I bet you own a flip phone.

Oh.

Actually, have you signed up for the app yet?

'Cause, you know, I've been given strict orders.

So... Smile.

-(PHONE UNLOCKS) -(ICE CLINKS)

LINA: Oh! Here we go.

Welcome to FORGEFIT.

Forge a better you.

What's your name?

Dan.

Moore.

Date of birth?

30 March 1988.

LINA: Oh. Aries.

I see that.

(DAN SCOFFS LIGHTLY)

LINA: Height.

6'2".

5'11"...

..and a half.

(LINA LAUGHS)

Thank you.

Build. (SIGHS) Um...

Athletic.

Hm. Thanks for noticing.

-(OLIVE PICK TINGS) -Here.

I will swap you.

It's alright. (PUTS GLASS DOWN)

You're a terrible liar.

(LAUGHS)

I mean, it's fine.

(LINA LAUGHS)

A proper martini needs proper liquor.

-Right. -Yeah.

Let me guess - you know a place?

I do know somewhere, actually.

But it's an 18-hour flight away

and you'd need a coat.

Ugh. What on earth would we do for 18 hours?

Uh, I'm sure you can think of something.

Hmm.

Hmm.

You know, it is tempting.

But actually forgot my passport.

Well, that's a pity.

How about my place?

-Hmm. -CLARE: Coming through!

Anyone who stands in the way of me and a drink

is gonna get spanked.

Oh! Ow. Well, I can, uh, vouch for his mixing skills.

I'm not surprised. He's good at everything.

-Mm. -CLARE: Dan. Lina.

Dan's been staying in our NestShare this week

doing some work for us.

I'm trying to convince him to stick around.

Right.

Yeah, I'm finding more reasons to stay.

CLARE: Oh, for the love of...

Can you tell Tess the staff are off-limits?

I'm not paying them so I can fetch my own booze.

Oi! Tess! Hands off the talent.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Lina.

You too, Dan.

I think I should mingle.

You should stay.

(GIGGLES)

-(GLASS SHATTERS) -(GUESTS EXCLAIM)

GUEST: Sorry about that.

CAIN: Oi, what the fuck?!

You wanna start something? Huh?

-CLARE: Hey, hey! -AXEL: Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa.

-CLARE: Jesus! -AXEL: He's OK. Up!

CAIN: I'm fine.

He's fine. We're all having fun.

(GRUNTS) Come on, mate.

-(AXEL GRUNTS) -CAIN: Yeah.

Straight...

Your head. Watch your head.

(BOTH GRUNT)

CAIN: Ah! OK.

Not your finest moment, mate.

Goodnight.

-Fuck's sake, Axe. -(AXEL EXHALES)

You know he's on the meds again. He shouldn't even be drinking.

AXEL: Yeah, yeah.

Just take it easy on him.

OK?

Night-night.

(CAR DOOR SHUTS)

Are you sure this is fine? (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

Like, we can Uber...

It's fine.

Come on.

DAN: Hey, how's he looking back there?

I don't want a body on my hands.

(LINA GRUNTS)

He doesn't usually drink this much.

(SIGHS)

(MOODY MUSIC)

(MOODY MUSIC CONTINUES)

(CAR HORN HONKS)

(LINA CLEARS THROAT)

(LINA GRUNTS) Alright?

Arm through. Yeah.

(WHISPERS) Alright.

(MICROWAVE HUMS)

(INHALES)

(EXHALES DEEPLY)

(MICROWAVE BEEPS)

-(DISTANT SIREN) -(VEHICLE ENGINE DRONES)

(DOG BARKS IN THE DISTANCE)

(EXHALES SOFTLY)

(SNIFFS)

(PURSE THUDS)

(BELT BUCKLE JINGLES)

(DAN BREATHES HEAVILY)

(ZIPPER BUZZES)

-(FABRIC RUSTLES) -(BELT BUCKLE JINGLES)

(MOODY MUSIC)

(LINA EXHALES)

(MUSIC DARKENS)

(LINA MOANS)

(BIRDS TWEET)

(SECURITY PANEL CHIMES)

(LOCK CLICKS)

(DOOR CREAKS SOFTLY)

(MOODY MUSIC)

(MOODY MUSIC CONTINUES)

(LINA MOANS)

(BOTH MOAN AND BREATHE HEAVILY)

(LINA GASPS)

(BOTH MOAN)

(UPSTAIRS TOILET FLUSHES)

(UPSTAIRS DOOR OPENS)

CAIN: Lina?

(SHOES CLATTER SOFTLY)

(TENSE MUSIC)

(CAIN GRUNTS)

Hey.

Hi.

What are you doing up?

Uh, I woke up, I didn't see you there.

What's going on?

I just had to take the bins out.

Oh, shit. Sorry, I meant to when I got home.

That's OK.

Hey, come here.

(KISSES) I love the way you smell in the mornings.

(BOTH MOAN AND BREATHE HEAVILY)

-LINA: Gross. -(CAIN CHUCKLES)

I stink.

Listen, I'm sorry about last night.

One minute I'm fine,

and then the next, some guy's in my face

and I just react.

I don't like it when you react.

Yeah, I remember.

Sorry.

It's OK.

CAIN: Hey.

Before I forget,

can I grab the ring?

(MOANS)

What for?

Polish it up for the wedding.

Clare's gonna hook me up with a mate of hers.

Uh, I think I left it in my locker.

(DAN AND LINA BREATHE HEAVILY)

(CAIN LAUGHS)

Don't tell Mum that.

Um...

Just text me the place. I'll drop it off after work.

Thought you had the day off?

Covering for Gabs. Sorry.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(KNOCKS LOUDLY)

(RINGS DOORBELL)

(TENSE MUSIC FADES)

(LOCK BOX BEEPS)

(LOCK BOX CHIMES)

(FOREBODING MUSIC)

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

(TENSE MUSIC)

(OBJECTS CLATTER SOFTLY)

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

-(GASPS) -(LAMP SHATTERS)

(WHISPERS) Shit.

Fuck.

(EXHALES)

(TROUBLING MUSIC)

(PORCELAIN CLATTERS)

(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

(PORCELAIN CLATTERS)

(TROUBLING MUSIC)

(ELECTRONIC WHINING)

(ELECTRONIC CRACKLING)

(MUSIC FADES)

(PORCELAIN CLATTERS)

I know what you must be thinking.

But I promise you, I had no idea.

I'm just supposed to believe that?

Like, I don't even know you.

I don't know you either.

Mm-hm.

Did you look for more?

What? I mean, no. I...

What are you doing?

I'm looking for reflections.

(DAN GRUNTS)

(UNSETTLING MUSIC)

(DAN STEPS OFF BED)

Wait. Hold on.

Here.

DAN: Thanks.

(UNSETTLING MUSIC CONTINUES)

-(PLASTIC CLUNKS) -(DAN GRUNTS)

(SCOFFS)

(PLASTIC CLUNKS)

LINA: Hey.

Hey! Where are you going?

To Axel and Clare's.

Get some fuckin' answers.

We don't even know that it's them.

Well, this is their place

and the simplest explanation is usually right.

Yeah, but they're good people.

Well, plenty of good people do messed-up things.

Just please... Hey, Dan.

They're...they're my friends.

I'm begging you.

Aren't you furious?

Who knows what they've seen?

What they've done with the footage?

Yeah, you're making a lot of assumptions.

This will blow up my life.

Please...just give me time to think.

(LATCH CLICKS)

(TENSE MUSIC)

(DOOR SHUTS)

-(TYRES SCREECH) -(GASPS)

DRIVER: Oi!

(BREATHES SHARPLY)

-(MUSIC FADES) -(INSECTS CHIRP)

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

-I will. -(DOOR CLOSES)

She's just walked in now.

Yeah. I'll ask her. OK.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

Who was that?

-(PHONE THUDS) -Axe.

(LOW, TENSE MUSIC)

Hey, come here.

You look exhausted.

Oh, it's just...a long day.

CAIN: Hmm.

What did Axe want?

Uh, we're gonna go up to Pa's tomorrow.

Get it ready for fire season.

-Just the two of you. -Hm.

It's his idea.

Maybe get a pub feed, make a day of it.

All good?

No, it's just I...

I don't know, I just thought maybe we could chill.

Hey, why don't we all go?

You, me, Axe, Clare.

It'd be fun.

Don't we have Zara this weekend?

They could swap with her dad.

-(FRIDGE SHUTS) -Come on, it'd be great.

Yeah, I just...

I just feel like the place is such a mess, you know?

What will Clare think?

She's been dying to see it.

(UNEASY MUSIC)

Let me call him back.

(CAIN TAPS PHONE KEYPAD)

-(UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES) -(BIRDS SCREECH)

(UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES)

(CICADAS CHIRP)

AXEL: Hey, hey! Look at this!

CAIN: Potential, right?

CLARE: It's beautiful.

CAIN: We haven't been here in months.

CLARE: It is nice, hey?

(ALL CHATTER INDISTINCTLY)

(KEYS JANGLE)

(CLARE LAUGHS)

(RUSTLING)

LINA: Sorry.

CAIN: Alright, welcome, guys. Sorry, it's a little bit dusty.

(CAIN GRUNTS) Give us a hand, Axe?

AXEL: Yeah, sure.

(DOOR SLIDES SHUT)

(UNEASY MUSIC)

(CLARE LAUGHS) So cute!

Wow. Is that your mum?

Yeah. Um, it was first day of school, I think.

-CLARE: Ohhh! -One of her good days.

She's beautiful.

(CHUCKLES)

(UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES)

-AXEL: Mmm! -(CLARE LAUGHS SOFTLY)

AXEL: What do you think? Should we do it now?

CLARE: In a bit. Let them get the drinks first.

-Hey, you OK? -Mm-hm.

-Want to take these? -Yep.

-AXEL: Wow, what a spot. -CLARE: Mmm!

Heard you were looking to have it valued.

I'm not interested in selling.

CLARE: You can do so much more than sell.

Be creative.

Or use it as equity like we did with our NestShare apartment.

Sounds risky.

What's a little risk to feel alive?

All I'm saying is it's a liability to keep it empty.

-CLARE: Mm. -AXEL: Well, think about it.

You're just opening the way for some whack job

to move in and set up shop.

-Or a frogger. -AXEL: Yes!

-A what? -CLARE: I saw it on TikTok.

Some poor chick found a guy in her ceiling.

Jesus!

He'd been living there for six months.

Had a cooktop and everything. (LAUGHS)

-What did he want? -CAIN: Thank you.

Apparently, he just liked to watch.

CAIN: Ugh. Gross.

AXEL: Well, everyone has their kinks nowadays.

Yeah, don't yuck someone's yum.

-I agree. -(LAUGHS)

-AXEL: Mm! -(CLARE LAUGHS)

-(AXEL AND CLARE KISS) -AXEL: Mmm, you're yum.

(CLARE LAUGHS)

CLARE: Oh, speaking of yum...

Hold that thought.

Ta-da!

-(LAUGHS) -AXEL: Ohhh!

CLARE: Prescription. AKA the good stuff.

I'm researching herbal supplements.

-Wanna be my lab rats? -(PHONE BUZZES)

CAIN: I've learnt my lesson after your party.

CLARE: It's super mild. And we'll take care of you.

Won't we, Lina?

Yeah.

Hey, we're unplugging.

I was just checking my roster.

(CLEARS THROAT)

And, um, smoke up outside, OK?

-(UNEASY MUSIC) -(CLARE CLICKS TONGUE)

(UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES)

(BIRDS CALL)

(CAIN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

(UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES)

(CLARE SHRIEKS)

Oh, my God! (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

-(PHONE BUZZES) -(CLARE CACKLES)

(WOOD CREAKS)

Just... Sorry.

Couldn't help myself.

(AXEL CHUCKLES) Just had to grab a shot of the valley.

That view!

Come on, you two!

Let's get this party started.

(UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES)

-(JOINT SIZZLES) -(FIRE CRACKLES)

It'd be a whole new range.

Capsules, skin care, edibles.

-Yeah, that'd crush. -CLARE: Mm.

(GASPS) Oh, my God. Lina, brainwave.

You should get married here!

You reckon?

CLARE: There's so much love here.

You just need to spruce the place up a little.

Fairy lights.

Get rid of the swamp. Clear out all the junk, obviously.

But yeah!

I don't know, Mum was dead set on a proper venue, but...

..it'd be pretty intimate.

Hmm, says the guy with 300 cousins.

Alright, cheaper.

AXEL: Yeah, and then when you do that,

you could put it on NestShare.

Pay for the honeymoon.

Do you think anyone would rent it, though?

What, a rustic getaway? People lap that shit up.

Clare's right, though.

Probably need to spruce it up a bit.

-Not a bad idea. -Hmm.

Gonna do all that with your wrist, are you?

-Hmm? -We could hire someone.

Maybe, uh, find a local.

Or...get Dan. He's the best.

AXEL: He's fine.

(TROUBLING MUSIC)

CAIN: Should I know who that is?

CLARE: Yeah.

He drove you home from the party the other night.

CAIN: Mate, I don't remember a damn thing.

I thought he was leaving town.

Give him a reason to stay.

Better yet, let him crash here.

Saves you both some cash.

CAIN: Ooh.

(TROUBLING MUSIC CONTINUES)

Give us his number. I'll, um...

I'm plugged in inside if you wanna grab it.

-No, I'll...I'll get it. -No, no, no.

It's alright. I've gotta get more wine anyway.

-You sure? -Yeah, yeah.

Um, what's your pin?

1408.

(WHISPERS) 14...08.

-(CLARE SHRIEKS IN DISTANCE) -(AXEL LAUGHS)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(UNEASY MUSIC BUILDS)

(CLARE AND AXEL BREATHE HEAVILY ON VIDEO)

(SCREEN DOOR OPENS)

(HINGES SQUEAK)

(CLARE SIGHS)

-Hey. -Hi.

What's going on?

I just needed some lip balm.

-(CLARE SIGHS) -(LINA CLEARS THROAT)

I'm so glad we're finally doing this.

Gives us a chance to get to know each other a little better.

(UNSETTLING MUSIC)

Aren't you beautiful.

(GIGGLES)

(INHALES) Hmm!

-(UNSETTLING MUSIC CONTINUES) -(KOOKABURRAS LAUGH)

-(UNSETTLING MUSIC CONTINUES) -(INSECTS BUZZ)

(PANTS)

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

(UNSETTLING MUSIC CONTINUES)

(LINE RINGS)

VOICEMAIL:Hey, it's Tess! Leave a message.

-(SINGSONGS)'Bye! -(BEEP!)

Hey, it's me.

Uh...

I think I've really fucked up, Tess.

It's bad.

Um...

Yeah, I don't know. Can you just call me back?

Please?

(DISTURBING MUSIC)

(MUSIC FADES)

(REMOVES SHOES)

-(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) -(MAN GRUNTS)

-(HEAVY OBJECT SHIFTS) -CAIN: Keep going, keep going.

What is in that? Ohhh!

-MAN: Oh, shit. -(OBJECT SHATTERS)

-MAN: Might've been my fault. -CAIN: No, no, that's fine.

-LINA: Hey. -Hey!

How was your run? I was wondering where you got to.

What's going on?

So you remember what we decided. Yeah?

We don't know when we're gonna be back up again.

I thought maybe we could get Dan

to come and have a look at things.

Hey, if it was up to me, I... I really wouldn't do too much.

This place is beautiful.

(CAIN SCOFFS) You're talking yourself out of a job, mate.

Look what we found.

DAN: Yeah, this... this is really not good.

It might go underneath the floorboards,

but I'd have to get underneath to know for sure.

Um, where's Axe and Clare?

They went out for coffee. I'm just gonna grab a broom.

-Just mind your step. -(GLASS PIECES CLINK)

Do you want a hand?

CAIN: Nah, it's fine. I've got it. Thank you.

(SOFTLY) What the fuck?

(WHISPERS) I'm sorry. I assumed this was your idea.

I would've texted you back if it was.

-You can't just rock up. -I know.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You're right. I'm sorry.

-You should leave. -You're right.

No, no, no, I mean you should go.

Just move on and forget this happened.

I'm not going anywhere until I find out who did this to us.

'Us'?

Dan, there is no 'us'.

(FLOORBOARDS CREAK)

(WHISPERS) Hey, here.

-Before I forget. -(CHAIN CLINKS)

(WHISPERS) Oh, my God.

(BREATHES SHAKILY) Oh, my God. Fuck.

Where was it?

Next to the bed.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)

Hey.

What do we reckon?

-Yep. -CAIN: Yeah?

Mm-hm. (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

Great! Great. You can start tomorrow.

Sounds good.

(UNEASY MUSIC)

(GLASS PIECES CLINK)

Here, let me give you a hand.

-(UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES) -(BIRDS SQUAWK)

(KEYS JANGLE)

(DOOR SHUTS)

(BAG THUDS SOFTLY)

Hey.

I really love you, you know that?

(SOFTLY) Me too.

-Is it dinner time yet? -Mm-hm.

(PHONE BUZZES)

(BOTTLES CLANK IN FRIDGE)

(FRIDGE DOOR SHUTS)

(UNSETTLING MUSIC)

(GLASS CLANKS)

(BOTTLE TOP UNSCREWS)

(LIQUID POURS)

(PHONE BUZZES)

(UNSETTLING MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

(GLASS THUDS)

Hey.

-You OK? -(SHAKILY) Yeah.

-Yeah. -Mm-hm.

(UNSETTLING MUSIC CONTINUES)

(TENSE MUSIC)