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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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{\an8}I can't remember
the last movie we saw in theaters.
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{\an8}And on opening night!
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{\an8}Movies are back, baby!
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{\an8}Just think of all the chumps out there
waiting three days
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{\an8}until this movie's free on streaming.
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{\an8}Now to watch this movie
the way God intended.
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{\an8}On a small screen and riddled with ads.
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{\an8}I'm Dr. Janet Grody, creator
of Snüf Total-Body Deodorant.
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{\an8}It's for all your grossest places.
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{\an8}Just rub it right on
your butt cleft, under pouch, stink flaps...
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{\an8}Ah! How could they say those words on TV?
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{\an8}...peat bog, smuckle, stunk-tank.
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{\an8}[all laughing, snorting]
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{\an8}Come on. Skip ad. Skip ad.
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{\an8}Between-hatch, gunk chunnel,
boob swamp, elbow crotch.
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{\an8}[laughing] Elbow crotch.
I have one of those.
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{\an8}[laughing]
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{\an8}[groans]
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{\an8}Finally.
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{\an8}You're a real man.
And real men have scrotum dust.
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{\an8}Oh, for the love of...
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{\an8}- [narrator] Have you got butt rot?
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}- [groans]
- Does your stank stink?
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{\an8}- [groans]
- Looks like it's dingleberry season.
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{\an8}[laughing]
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{\an8}Enough!
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{\an8}[grunts]
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{\an8}Let's just do it old school.
DVDs were never dirty.
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{\an8}Oh, geez.
Somebody had a crush on Kevin Kline.
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{\an8}Shut up. Everyone did back then.
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{\an8}[gasps] Keagan's Pond.
Oh, I used to love this show.
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{\an8}It's about four teenagers
played by 20-year-olds
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{\an8}with the problems of 40-year-olds.
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Oh, that show stinks.
It stinks like stink flaps.
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Come on, Bart. We're going to Moe's.
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No Moe's on a school night.
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[both whine]
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[♪ theme music playing]
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That's Keagan.
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I had such a crush
on Shawn Garrett Evanson.
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He was just poured
into that puka shell necklace.
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Mom. Shh. It's starting.
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"Manliest shows for manly men."
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Hmm. "Clincher. Ex-ranger,
ex-CIA, ex-Navy Seal,
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John Clinch doles out
his own brand of justice with his fist."
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Buddy, you had me at fist!
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[punching through computer]
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Wow. Not wasting any time.
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Shh. Punching.
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Keagan, what's wrong?
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Everyone's saying
you cried at swim practice.
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I don't wanna talk about... [cries]
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It's my dad.
He says film school's for sissies.
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He wants me
to be a wedding planner just like him.
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Hey, Scorsese. Come down and
help your old man with his centerpieces.
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- Let's go.
- Where?
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A place where we're always safe.
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Why are you so good to me?
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'Cause I'm with you for the long haul.
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As long as there's a pond and a ladder,
I'll be there.
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[both scream]
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[gasps]
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[♪ Keagan's Pond theme music playing]
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He can't go to jail.
He'll miss junior prom.
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Please tell me we have the Season 2 DVD.
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Hmm. Maybe in the attic.
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{\an8}Found it.
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{\an8}Aw. I forgot about this season's
unfortunate haircuts.
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Whoa, this looks
just like the dress Laney wore
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when she got drunk on cough syrup
and blew her Juilliard audition.
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{\an8}Mmm, I was trying to look just like her.
I guess we all were.
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{\an8}All these old clothes
are actually kind of trendy again.
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{\an8}You know, I bet that would fit you.
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[gasps] Aw.
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You look just like a little me trying to
look like a little Sarah Jennifer Judson.
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You should wear that to school.
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I don't know, Mom.
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I've kinda gotten used to flying
under the radar, you know, attention-wise.
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But it's cute.
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It kind of is.
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And then... And then, Clincher was like,
"Peace be with you, Father."
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But he meant "piece" like a gun.
Then he punched the priest with the gun!
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Oh. Wow. Time for work, dear. The Clinker
will be here when you get home.
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It's not Clinker, Marge, it's Clincher.
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Thank God she's good-looking, right?
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[Lisa] I don't know about this, Mom.
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[Marge] Lisa. You're adorable.
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I guess, but what if someone looks at me?
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[clicks tongue] Oh.
No one's gonna look at you.
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[whining]
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[clamoring, laughing]
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[groans]
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How cute was Lisa in her '90s look,
Maggie? Pretty fly, I thought.
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It's so funny how things
come back in style. Like the word fly!
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And she was worried
about what the other kids would think.
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They'll think
she's cute as a button, right?
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Right?
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Why, I bet wearing your mom's clothes
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is as cool today
as it was when I was a girl.
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[gasps] What have I done?
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[whispering] Janey. Do you
think this outfit looks okay?
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[whispering] Uh, we're all waiting to hear
what we think from them.
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[student 1] Move!
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[gulps]
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[tires screech]
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[breathing heavily] Please don't be
getting consoled by the janitor.
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Hmm. Retro vibes but still of the moment.
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It tells a story.
And that story is "look at my outfit."
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It works!
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[cheering]
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Ah! She took a risk, and it paid off!
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I can't believe it.
My little girl is fashionable.
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And then at lunch, when I went up
to return my tray, everyone clapped. Ha!
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Oh, no, I can't go back to this dress
that we bought at CVS?
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Please tell me
you have one more cool outfit.
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Oh. I can do better than that.
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[♪ "The Bomb! (These Sounds
Fall into My Mind)" playing]
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♪ Street sounds swirling through my mind ♪
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♪ Street sounds swirling through my mind ♪
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Hey, new kid.
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Huh? Me? I'm not new.
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I didn't ask for your life story, new kid.
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I'm Devin. Spelled like heaven, but with
a D and no A and an I for the second E.
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Of course you know Vidalia.
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No, we've never met.
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Lisa, darling.
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We were worried
you might be a one-fit wonder,
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but we've been loving the vintage looks.
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Welcome to Fashion Club.
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You guys meet in the music room?
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We took it over when Mr. Largo died.
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Mr. Largo died?
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Or he has jury duty.
It was something dumb.
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Honey, I love your eye.
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You're coming thrifting with us
this Saturday. Let's see you in action.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Downtown. Noon.
You better like boba or I swear to God...
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Terri, I didn't know you were
in Fashion Club. Where's Sherri?
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Please. Have you ever seen Sherri slay?
Or so much as serve?
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Keep walking, Kmart!
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[engine rumbling]
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Guess which fist
I'm gonna punch you off your chopper with.
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- Huh?
- Wrong. [grunts]
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[chuckles]
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Hope that ambulance has medicine.
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Homer, we need your help.
Smitty's trapped between two...
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[Clincher punching, grunting]
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He's running out of oxygen. Ooh.
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[alarm rings]
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Lisa. Look what's coming
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to the Springfield
Convention Center this Saturday.
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"Your favorite TV stars from the '90s
in varying degrees of recognizability."
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And there's going to be a Keagan's Pond
meet and greet at two o'clock.
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- Uh, Saturday? Mmm. I sort of have plans.
- [groans]
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[chuckles] But I can totally meet you
at 2:00. Mom and daughter day.
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Great. [gasps]
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My Frank Paul donkey shirt.
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I had so many great memories with it.
And thanks to you, I have one more.
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- Mmm.
- Aw.
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Okay. If I'm gonna go shopping,
I'm gonna need some money.
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Twenty-eight dollars.
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That should be more than enough to get
a couple of cute fits at a thrift store.
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A hundred dollars? For a T-shirt
of an airline that doesn't exist anymore?
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Why is everything here so expensive?
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Uh, shop much?
This is how the world of thrifting works.
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Some used-up 40-year-old donates a box
full of clothes from when she mattered.
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Then someone cool, but scary,
slaps a huge price tag on it.
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So, thrift stores
aren't for poor people anymore?
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Oh, sweetheart, nothing is.
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What a racket. Let's ditch this place.
I have a better idea.
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Hmm. Everyone's either had way
too much work done or not nearly enough.
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[gasps]
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S.G.E., I can't believe I beat the crowds.
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Who am I making this out to, sweetheart?
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Oh. Actually, I wanted to get
a picture of you, me and my daughter.
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That counts as two selfies.
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{\an8}I'm sure she'll be here any second.
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No worries.
I can tell you all about my lawsuit
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against the makers
of the Keagan's Pond slot machine.
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It's rigged against me!
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[♪ Keagan's Pond theme music playing]
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Look, I gotta get out of here
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or these jerks are gonna charge me
a full-day table rental.
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I can't believe it. Lisa stood me up.
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Sounds like your afternoon is free.
Ever done it in a men's shelter?
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[growls]
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Ugh. Lisa, you are so lucky your mom
kept all her old clothes.
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My mom sent all her cool looks
to the victims of some flood. So selfish.
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I mean, look at how cool
all the moms used to be.
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I bet every mom in town has an attic
full of forgotten vintage clothes.
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I never thought of that.
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[gasps] This would be so cute
as a crop top.
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Oh! Maybe don't...
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- What the heck is going on here?
- Mom!
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I waited for you for hours.
I met Keagan. It was unsettling.
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And the whole time you were here defiling
my clothes with the cast of Euphoria?
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Oh. I didn't think you were ever
gonna wear this stuff again.
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I mean, it doesn't even fit you anymore.
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- Pfft.
- Ooh.
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Excuse me?
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And even if it did fit,
you're not cool enough to pull it off.
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That's it.
I'm taking it all back. [grunts]
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Now who's cool?
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You, ma'am.
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Now make like a banana and peel.
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I get it in context, I guess.
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Lisa. Hey, girlie. Wanna hang?
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You still wanna hang? Even after my mom
totally mommed out on us?
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[chuckles] Please. We don't ditch people
just for having crazy mothers.
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My mom once set fire to a piano store
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because she was trying
to get a news anchor's attention.
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Ugh, mission accomplished.
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Come on.
We're gonna party at a friend's house.
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Ooh, a party?
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Playing Candy Land with Ralph is a party?
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Totally.
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You're stuck in Molasses Swamp again.
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I like swamp.
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Terri's been in the bathroom for a while.
I'm gonna go check on her.
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If you see Ralph in the mirror, say hi.
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You know, Vidalia's
been checking on Terri for a while.
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I'm gonna go check
on Vidalia checking on Terri.
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Uh, that's weird.
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- Time to go.
- What? Oh, okay.
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I'm popular.
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Why are we leaving? And why did we come?
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Shh. Man, what a haul.
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Vintage Abercrombie flannel,
GUESS overalls, spaghetti strap dress!
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[gasps] You stole
Mrs. Wiggum's old clothes?
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It was just sitting in an attic
totally forgotten. Just like you said.
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Great job as lookout by the way.
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Oh, God. I was an accessory?
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No, this is an accessory.
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[screams]
236
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,163
Ugh. You're right.
You really don't have the head shape.
237
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:19,424
Okay, okay, we're thieves. I'm a thief.
I'm in a gang of thieves.
238
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:24,387
I'm gonna go to jail, and they'll give me
a tattoo and I won't even get to pick it.
239
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:29,142
Girlie, relax. You had a genius idea.
We just executed it.
240
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,561
We're keeping these
poor, neglected clothes
241
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,272
out of the greedy clutches of Big Thrift.
242
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:38,943
And we're recycling old clothes
instead of supporting fast fashion.
243
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:42,864
It's a victimless crime,
which is the second best kind.
244
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,824
But it's still a crime
245
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,953
to look this good.
246
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:53,458
I mean, it is a shame
to just let such cool clothes go to waste.
247
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:57,462
It's not like Mrs. Wiggum
was gonna pass them down to Ralph.
248
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,464
Oh! Lisa, you're a genius again.
249
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,133
We'll only hit boy moms' houses
from now on.
250
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:06,387
Oh. Stealing from more moms? I don't know.
251
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,723
- [phone beeps]
- [groans]
252
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:12,351
[Marge] Hey, "Fashion Girl."
This is your basic mom.
253
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,771
Don't forget you have
a dentist appointment today.
254
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,066
Hope you're not too trendy
to sanitize your retainer.
255
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,525
[growls] I'm in.
256
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,320
But if we're gonna hit
every boy-mom house in town,
257
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,989
we can't do it
one awkward playdate at a time.
258
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:29,827
We need to get all of the moms
out of the house at once. But how?
259
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,664
[Skinner] Attention, students. Don't
forget Saturday is the Mother-Son Dance.
260
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,918
So put on your boogie shoes,
and mother-respecting bow ties,
261
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,878
and get ready to "par-tay."
262
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:42,006
No. I'm sorry. I misread that. Party.
263
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:45,343
Ugh. Thank God my mom's in jail
for piano arson.
264
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,303
This is perfect.
265
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,472
All the moms will be out of the house.
266
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,224
But what about the dads?
267
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,726
I know just how to distract 'em.
268
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,561
[grunts, screams]
269
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:58,022
That's for checking my prostate.
270
00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,816
[Bart] No!
271
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,317
[Bart, Marge grunts]
272
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,403
You can't make me go.
273
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,613
Oh, come on.
274
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:09,575
It's not gonna kill you to slow dance
with your mother in front of your friends.
275
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,077
We don't know that for sure.
276
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,122
Mother. Nice dress.
277
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,249
Thank you. I'm glad it fits.
278
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,750
[whispers] Barely.
279
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,377
Why you little... [growls]
280
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:23,047
Break it up. Break it up.
Forget it, Mom. She's not worth it.
281
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,717
[sighs] Come on.
Let's go to the stupid dance.
282
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,764
There's a lasagna in the fridge.
Eat around the beef.
283
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,272
These are the houses
of Springfield's former fashion hotties.
284
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,690
The moms are at the dance.
285
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,817
And I've got the dad distracter.
286
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,695
[♪ rock music playing]
287
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,079
He's clinched. Let's go shopping.
288
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,107
[♪ rock music stops]
289
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:24,442
[♪ funk music playing]
290
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,905
This dance is so lovely.
Whose idea was it?
291
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,782
Well, Mother and I have been going
through a bit of a rough patch
292
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,327
and our couples' counselor suggested it.
293
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:38,623
Seymour. I didn't wear
my fancy orthopedics for you to chitchat.
294
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,292
I asked the DJ to play "Hungry Eyes."
295
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,878
Bart, "Hungry Eyes."
296
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,131
- [Bart] You'll never catch me alive!
- [Marge gasps]
297
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,549
[♪ "Hungry Eyes" playing]
298
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,426
♪ Hungry eyes ♪
299
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,430
Bart, if you don't boogie with me,
300
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,350
I'll lead a mom dance
in the center of the gym.
301
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,395
Aha! [gasps]
302
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,939
Huh?
303
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:08,903
Okay, this is the big score.
The mother lode of mother clothes.
304
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,489
Martin Prince's mom.
305
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:16,827
I heard her sister used to manage
an Aéropostale and had a 10% discount.
306
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,663
- Wow.
- Wow.
307
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,164
Let's do this.
308
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,261
Oh, my God.
These sick freaks don't have a TV.
309
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,764
Come on. Pick up, pick up.
310
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,016
[phone buzzes]
311
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,984
Spice Girls tour jacket.
312
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:52,280
{\an8}Jelly sandals. Sweatpants
with words written on the butt.
313
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:03,207
Old Man Prince is on the move.
Get out of there.
314
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,210
Guys, we gotta go.
We can climb down from here.
315
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,461
[alarm blares]
316
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,385
[gasps] Mom's shirt.
317
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,472
[Mr. Prince] Attention, intruders.
318
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,475
We know you're in the house.
Police are on their way.
319
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,733
- Oh, no.
- Exit the premises immediately.
320
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,277
I know that the neighbors
always have a lot of cash.
321
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,362
They hide a key in the flower pot.
322
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:40,369
[sighs] How did I ever rationalize this
as anything other than a literal crime?
323
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:45,875
I'm not a fashionista.
I'm a criminal. [crying]
324
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,420
M-Mom? [sniffs]
325
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,130
I'll explain in the dinghy.
326
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,298
Where did you get a dinghy?
327
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,634
Do you wanna escape or not? [grunts]
328
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,387
[sirens wailing]
329
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,348
While I'm busy get away paddling,
330
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:03,893
why don't you tell me
what were you thinking?
331
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:09,649
I'm so sorry, Mom. You just wanted
to bond with me, and I ruined it.
332
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,818
I'm such a terrible daughter. [cries]
333
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,323
Remember, "I'm with you for the long haul.
334
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:21,827
As long as there's a pond and a ladder,
I'll be there."
335
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,915
Wait. How did you know I was here?
336
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,417
A Mother Always Knows
337
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,295
is the name of the kid-tracking app
I put on your phone.
338
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,089
[Lisa] Oh.
339
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,093
I also track your brother on here.
See? He's still at the dance.
340
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,179
Hey, this is actually kinda fun
when it's not your own mom.
341
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,014
Dip me, handsome.
342
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,935
Hey. The lady came with me.
343
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,438
The sirens stopped. Where are the cops?
344
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,901
Your father said he'd take care of them.
Clincher style.
345
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,695
[officer, on tablet]
You're under arrest, Clincher.
346
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,948
[Clincher]
Do I have the right to remain violent?
347
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,783
[punching]
348
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,660
- Yes. Yeah.
- Yeah.
349
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,745
Take that, ya stupid pigs.
350
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:08,833
So, your mom didn't even yell at you?
Wow, she's pretty cool.
351
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,627
Well, I am grounded
for the next eight months.
352
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,798
But when that's over, do you guys
wanna come over and watch Keagan's Pond?
353
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,258
It's really good!
354
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:20,553
Ew, why would anyone watch a show
from the '90s?
355
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:23,097
I love that dress by the way.
356
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:28,436
Oh, this? Oh. [chuckles] Thanks.
I've had it literally forever.
357
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,520
[car honks]
358
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,313
Pick up the pace, people!
359
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:34,859
I want everything you stole returned
by the end of the day.
360
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,988
Well, almost everything. [chuckles] Ooh.
361
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,239
[♪ "Hungry Eyes" playing]
362
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,324
♪ Hungry eyes ♪
363
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:47,371
♪ I feel the magic between you and I ♪
364
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,873
[music stops]
365
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:54,879
{\an8}♪ I'm not gonna age
'Cause I'll be young forever ♪
366
00:20:55,379 --> 00:21:01,135
{\an8}♪ I'll be in high school for eternity ♪
367
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:06,682
{\an8}♪ I'm not gonna age
And we'll always be together ♪
368
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:11,353
{\an8}♪ In a sort of teenage purgatory ♪
369
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:18,444
{\an8}♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
370
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,989
{\an8}♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪
371
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:29,038
{\an8}♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
372
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,081
Shh!
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