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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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{\an8}I can't remember
the last movie we saw in theaters.
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{\an8}And on opening night!
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{\an8}Movies are back, baby!
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{\an8}Just think of all the chumps out there
waiting three days
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{\an8}I'm Dr. Janet Grody, creator
of Snüf Total-Body Deodorant.
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{\an8}It's for all your grossest places.
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{\an8}Just rub it right on
your butt cleft, under pouch, stink flaps...
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{\an8}Ah! How could they say those words on TV?
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{\an8}...peat bog, smuckle, stunk-tank.
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{\an8}Come on. Skip ad. Skip ad.
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{\an8}Between-hatch, gunk chunnel,
boob swamp, elbow crotch.
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{\an8}Elbow crotch.
I have one of those.
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{\an8}Finally.
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{\an8}You're a real man.
And real men have scrotum dust.
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{\an8}Oh, for the love of...
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{\an8}- Have you got butt rot?
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Does your stank stink?
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{\an8}Looks like it's dingleberry season.
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{\an8}Enough!
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{\an8}Let's just do it old school.
DVDs were never dirty.
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{\an8}Oh, geez.
Somebody had a crush on Kevin Kline.
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{\an8}Shut up. Everyone did back then.
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{\an8}Keagan's Pond.
Oh, I used to love this show.
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{\an8}It's about four teenagers
played by 20-year-olds
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{\an8}with the problems of 40-year-olds.
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Oh, that show stinks.
It stinks like stink flaps.
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He was just poured
into that puka shell necklace.
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Mom. Shh. It's starting.
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"Manliest shows for manly men."
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Hmm. "Clincher. Ex-ranger,
ex-CIA, ex-Navy Seal,
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John Clinch doles out
his own brand of justice with his fist."
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Buddy, you had me at fist!
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- Let's go.
- Where?
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A place where we're always safe.
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Why are you so good to me?
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'Cause I'm with you for the long haul.
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As long as there's a pond and a ladder,
I'll be there.
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{\an8}Found it.
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{\an8}Aw. I forgot about this season's
unfortunate haircuts.
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Whoa, this looks
just like the dress Laney wore
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when she got drunk on cough syrup
and blew her Juilliard audition.
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{\an8}Mmm, I was trying to look just like her.
I guess we all were.
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{\an8}All these old clothes
are actually kind of trendy again.
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{\an8}You know, I bet that would fit you.
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Aw.
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You look just like a little me trying to
look like a little Sarah Jennifer Judson.
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Lisa. You're adorable.
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I guess, but what if someone looks at me?
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Oh.
No one's gonna look at you.
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How cute was Lisa in her '90s look,
Maggie? Pretty fly, I thought.
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It's so funny how things
come back in style. Like the word fly!
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And she was worried
about what the other kids would think.
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They'll think
she's cute as a button, right?
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Janey. Do you
think this outfit looks okay?
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Uh, we're all waiting to hear
what we think from them.
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Move!
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Please don't be
getting consoled by the janitor.
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Hmm. Retro vibes but still of the moment.
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It tells a story.
And that story is "look at my outfit."
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It works!
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I can't believe it.
My little girl is fashionable.
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And then at lunch, when I went up
to return my tray, everyone clapped. Ha!
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Oh, no, I can't go back to this dress
that we bought at CVS?
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Please tell me
you have one more cool outfit.
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Oh. I can do better than that.
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♪ Street sounds swirling through my mind ♪
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♪ Street sounds swirling through my mind ♪
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Mr. Largo died?
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Or he has jury duty.
It was something dumb.
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Honey, I love your eye.
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You're coming thrifting with us
this Saturday. Let's see you in action.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Downtown. Noon.
You better like boba or I swear to God...
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Terri, I didn't know you were
in Fashion Club. Where's Sherri?
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Please. Have you ever seen Sherri slay?
Or so much as serve?
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Keep walking, Kmart!
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Guess which fist
I'm gonna punch you off your chopper with.
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- Huh?
- Wrong.
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Hope that ambulance has medicine.
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Homer, we need your help.
Smitty's trapped between two...
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He's running out of oxygen. Ooh.
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Uh, Saturday? Mmm. I sort of have plans.
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But I can totally meet you
at 2:00. Mom and daughter day.
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Great.
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My Frank Paul donkey shirt.
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I had so many great memories with it.
And thanks to you, I have one more.
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- Mmm.
- Aw.
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Okay. If I'm gonna go shopping,
I'm gonna need some money.
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Twenty-eight dollars.
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So, thrift stores
aren't for poor people anymore?
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Oh, sweetheart, nothing is.
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What a racket. Let's ditch this place.
I have a better idea.
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Hmm. Everyone's either had way
too much work done or not nearly enough.
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That counts as two selfies.
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{\an8}I'm sure she'll be here any second.
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No worries.
I can tell you all about my lawsuit
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against the makers
of the Keagan's Pond slot machine.
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It's rigged against me!
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My mom sent all her cool looks
to the victims of some flood. So selfish.
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I mean, look at how cool
all the moms used to be.
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I bet every mom in town has an attic
full of forgotten vintage clothes.
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You still wanna hang? Even after my mom
totally mommed out on us?
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Please. We don't ditch people
just for having crazy mothers.
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My mom once set fire to a piano store
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because she was trying
to get a news anchor's attention.
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Ugh, mission accomplished.
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Come on.
We're gonna party at a friend's house.
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Ooh, a party?
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Playing Candy Land with Ralph is a party?
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I'm popular.
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Why are we leaving? And why did we come?
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Shh. Man, what a haul.
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Vintage Abercrombie flannel,
GUESS overalls, spaghetti strap dress!
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Okay, okay, we're thieves. I'm a thief.
I'm in a gang of thieves.
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And we're recycling old clothes
instead of supporting fast fashion.
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It's a victimless crime,
which is the second best kind.
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But it's still a crime
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to look this good.
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I mean, it is a shame
to just let such cool clothes go to waste.
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It's not like Mrs. Wiggum
was gonna pass them down to Ralph.
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Oh! Lisa, you're a genius again.
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We'll only hit boy moms' houses
from now on.
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Oh. Stealing from more moms? I don't know.
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Hey, "Fashion Girl."
This is your basic mom.
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Don't forget you have
a dentist appointment today.
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Hope you're not too trendy
to sanitize your retainer.
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I'm in.
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But if we're gonna hit
every boy-mom house in town,
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we can't do it
one awkward playdate at a time.
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We need to get all of the moms
out of the house at once. But how?
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Attention, students. Don't
forget Saturday is the Mother-Son Dance.
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So put on your boogie shoes,
and mother-respecting bow ties,
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and get ready to "par-tay."
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These are the houses
of Springfield's former fashion hotties.
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The moms are at the dance.
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And I've got the dad distracter.
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This dance is so lovely.
Whose idea was it?
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Well, Mother and I have been going
through a bit of a rough patch
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and our couples' counselor suggested it.
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Seymour. I didn't wear
my fancy orthopedics for you to chitchat.
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I asked the DJ to play "Hungry Eyes."
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Bart, "Hungry Eyes."
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You'll never catch me alive!
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♪ Hungry eyes ♪
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Bart, if you don't boogie with me,
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I'll lead a mom dance
in the center of the gym.
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Aha!
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Huh?
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Okay, this is the big score.
The mother lode of mother clothes.
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Martin Prince's mom.
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I heard her sister used to manage
an Aéropostale and had a 10% discount.
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- Wow.
- Wow.
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Let's do this.
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Oh, my God.
These sick freaks don't have a TV.
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Come on. Pick up, pick up.
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Spice Girls tour jacket.
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{\an8}Jelly sandals. Sweatpants
with words written on the butt.
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Old Man Prince is on the move.
Get out of there.
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Guys, we gotta go.
We can climb down from here.
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Mom's shirt.
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Attention, intruders.
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We know you're in the house.
Police are on their way.
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- Oh, no.
- Exit the premises immediately.
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I know that the neighbors
always have a lot of cash.
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They hide a key in the flower pot.
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How did I ever rationalize this
as anything other than a literal crime?
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I'm not a fashionista.
I'm a criminal.
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M-Mom?
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I'll explain in the dinghy.
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Where did you get a dinghy?
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Do you wanna escape or not?
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While I'm busy get away paddling,
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why don't you tell me
what were you thinking?
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Take that, ya stupid pigs.
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So, your mom didn't even yell at you?
Wow, she's pretty cool.
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Well, I am grounded
for the next eight months.
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{\an8}♪ In a sort of teenage purgatory ♪
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{\an8}♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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{\an8}♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪
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{\an8}♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
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Shh!
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