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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:48,711 BH5 STUDIOS PRESENTS 4 00:01:17,525 --> 00:01:23,525 STRAIGHT 5 00:02:04,678 --> 00:02:06,261 Short, quick pass. 6 00:02:06,303 --> 00:02:07,928 Searching for blocks, none to be found. 7 00:02:08,178 --> 00:02:11,678 To be stopped. They did it immediately-- 8 00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:16,795 We're 34 - 0 so far. 9 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:19,337 It's still the first quarter at the stadium. 10 00:02:19,462 --> 00:02:20,587 - Never mind. - Let's go! 11 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,670 A serious win! 12 00:02:24,073 --> 00:02:25,323 Thank you. 13 00:02:25,698 --> 00:02:26,948 And you? 14 00:02:27,406 --> 00:02:28,573 I haven't finished mine. 15 00:02:28,656 --> 00:02:29,948 Good match, right? 16 00:02:31,198 --> 00:02:32,698 I like the decoration. 17 00:02:34,323 --> 00:02:35,573 And the rug. 18 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,198 Thank you. 19 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:38,656 It's the only thing I bought. 20 00:02:38,698 --> 00:02:40,406 The rest came with the apartment. 21 00:02:41,448 --> 00:02:43,198 That way very close. My! 22 00:02:43,323 --> 00:02:44,531 No way! 23 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:46,156 He almost scores! 24 00:02:46,198 --> 00:02:47,656 That move almost worked. 25 00:02:49,073 --> 00:02:50,823 Who's your favorite NFL team? 26 00:02:51,406 --> 00:02:52,573 I'm team River. 27 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:56,031 I thought you liked football. 28 00:02:57,531 --> 00:02:58,698 Yes, also. 29 00:02:58,823 --> 00:03:00,906 I support the 49ers because of my dad, but-- 30 00:03:02,698 --> 00:03:04,573 the Packers are doing well this season. 31 00:03:04,698 --> 00:03:05,948 Yes. 32 00:03:08,198 --> 00:03:09,948 Do you want some popcorn? 33 00:03:11,281 --> 00:03:12,448 No, thank you. 34 00:03:13,531 --> 00:03:16,448 You wrote in the chat that Cruz Azul was your team. 35 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:19,073 It goes against the marks. 36 00:03:20,323 --> 00:03:22,156 Pass! 37 00:03:22,198 --> 00:03:24,323 The rule says he has to abandon that move. 38 00:03:26,198 --> 00:03:27,031 And then? 39 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,281 He's getting 9 yards with this breakthrough. 40 00:03:29,323 --> 00:03:30,323 Then what? 41 00:03:31,948 --> 00:03:33,198 It's all good, right? 42 00:03:34,906 --> 00:03:36,323 Yes, it's all good. 43 00:03:36,698 --> 00:03:38,156 Pay attention! 44 00:03:38,198 --> 00:03:39,448 Then? 45 00:03:40,823 --> 00:03:42,948 - He was very close, wow. - Then? 46 00:03:43,073 --> 00:03:44,698 But he lost concentration. 47 00:03:44,823 --> 00:03:46,781 Agree. Let's watch the repetition. 48 00:03:46,823 --> 00:03:48,531 You've done this before, right? 49 00:03:49,406 --> 00:03:50,198 Yes. 50 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:51,198 Yes. 51 00:03:51,281 --> 00:03:52,531 - Yes? - Yeah. 52 00:03:53,448 --> 00:03:54,698 So so. 53 00:03:56,948 --> 00:03:57,823 Well-- 54 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:01,906 Then? 55 00:04:02,073 --> 00:04:03,781 They called timeout. 56 00:04:03,823 --> 00:04:06,448 The team asked for it again 57 00:04:06,531 --> 00:04:10,031 so the coach could talk to the main officer of this game. 58 00:04:10,948 --> 00:04:12,156 He once again 59 00:04:12,198 --> 00:04:14,573 complained about-- 60 00:04:15,573 --> 00:04:16,823 Then? 61 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:19,031 ...which will allow them to keep moving forward. 62 00:04:20,531 --> 00:04:23,073 He's approaching the catcher, 63 00:04:23,156 --> 00:04:25,073 who is quite fast. 64 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,323 It's not working out. 65 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,906 - It can't be! - What? Who is it? 66 00:04:44,573 --> 00:04:45,531 I'm sorry! 67 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:48,531 I'm sorry! Wait. 68 00:04:48,948 --> 00:04:49,948 Really? 69 00:04:50,198 --> 00:04:51,573 I'll be right back. 70 00:04:55,698 --> 00:04:56,906 Hello, honey. 71 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:59,198 ...running in what's left of this second quarter. 72 00:04:59,281 --> 00:05:00,948 Forgive me, I'm a mess. 73 00:05:01,031 --> 00:05:02,948 You should see the amount of work at the office. 74 00:05:03,031 --> 00:05:04,198 It won't stop. 75 00:05:04,531 --> 00:05:05,781 ...many defensive moves. 76 00:05:07,323 --> 00:05:09,156 Yes, yes. We'll meet tomorrow. 77 00:05:10,073 --> 00:05:12,198 Honey, I have to go. My boss is watching. 78 00:05:13,031 --> 00:05:14,198 I love you too. 79 00:05:19,031 --> 00:05:20,198 - All good? - Yes. 80 00:05:20,323 --> 00:05:22,698 Yes. I fell down. 81 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,823 - I'll help you. - No, it's okay. 82 00:05:24,948 --> 00:05:26,906 Three wonderful yards. 83 00:05:27,198 --> 00:05:28,406 How's the game going? 84 00:05:29,406 --> 00:05:30,823 Fine. 85 00:05:30,906 --> 00:05:33,656 ...which leave his team at the second chance. 86 00:05:34,031 --> 00:05:35,198 Who was that? 87 00:05:37,698 --> 00:05:38,948 My girlfriend. 88 00:05:40,323 --> 00:05:41,198 Oh! 89 00:05:41,323 --> 00:05:43,823 He looks for it without finding it. 90 00:05:44,531 --> 00:05:45,698 Is she cool? 91 00:05:47,198 --> 00:05:48,406 Yes. 92 00:05:48,823 --> 00:05:50,198 She's very cool actually. 93 00:05:51,073 --> 00:05:53,448 Great. She won't mind this, then. 94 00:06:00,323 --> 00:06:01,531 Dude. 95 00:06:02,573 --> 00:06:04,031 This is not a good idea. 96 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,323 We can have a threesome. 97 00:06:07,198 --> 00:06:08,573 Gay sex turns girls on. 98 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:10,698 Men always watch lesbian porn-- 99 00:06:10,823 --> 00:06:12,448 No. I'm really not comfortable. 100 00:06:12,531 --> 00:06:13,781 Relax. 101 00:06:13,823 --> 00:06:15,198 What makes you comfortable? 102 00:06:16,573 --> 00:06:17,573 I dunno. Football, I guess. 103 00:06:17,656 --> 00:06:18,698 Deal. 104 00:06:26,156 --> 00:06:28,198 Now you're gonna meet the packers. 105 00:06:48,198 --> 00:06:49,573 Front door open. 106 00:06:49,656 --> 00:06:50,823 Hi! 107 00:06:51,198 --> 00:06:52,406 Hi! 108 00:06:54,531 --> 00:06:56,906 - What did you spill? - Beer, honey. 109 00:06:57,698 --> 00:06:59,323 What is that? Food? 110 00:06:59,406 --> 00:07:00,198 Yes. 111 00:07:00,656 --> 00:07:03,781 Tamale tortas in green sauce, because I'm sure you haven't eaten. 112 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,323 - Tamale tortas? - Yeah. 113 00:07:07,531 --> 00:07:09,573 - They sell them outside the lab. - Honey! 114 00:07:09,823 --> 00:07:11,323 Hun. 115 00:07:11,781 --> 00:07:12,948 They're dumplings. 116 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:16,573 Woo hoo! Gimme that. 117 00:07:16,823 --> 00:07:19,073 We know you're too bourgeoise to take the subway 118 00:07:19,156 --> 00:07:21,406 - and you dine with champagne. - I travel on subway! 119 00:07:21,448 --> 00:07:22,948 Sure! Which one? 120 00:07:23,031 --> 00:07:24,198 New York's doesn't count. 121 00:07:24,406 --> 00:07:26,031 - Says who? - I do. 122 00:07:27,031 --> 00:07:28,531 You fixed the washing machine! 123 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:29,781 Yeah, finally. 124 00:07:29,823 --> 00:07:31,573 Do you have low sodium soy? 125 00:07:31,823 --> 00:07:33,073 Let's see. I don't know. 126 00:07:34,073 --> 00:07:35,448 When did you last go to the supermarket? 127 00:07:35,531 --> 00:07:36,698 I don't know either, honey. 128 00:07:37,198 --> 00:07:39,698 Wait. Going back to the tamale torta, 129 00:07:39,781 --> 00:07:41,448 I think that's an abomination, Eli. 130 00:07:41,531 --> 00:07:44,198 It's like the chilaquil pizza. 131 00:07:44,281 --> 00:07:45,698 - Have you heard about it? - Don't call me Eli, hun. 132 00:07:45,781 --> 00:07:48,323 - What is this? - I saw it on Facebook. 133 00:07:48,406 --> 00:07:50,656 - It's green. - I don't know where it will end. 134 00:07:50,698 --> 00:07:51,948 But I have to be honest. 135 00:07:52,073 --> 00:07:55,448 - I found out about the quesabirrias. - You're storing a lot of stuff. 136 00:07:55,531 --> 00:07:57,073 I crave those. I can't deny it. 137 00:07:57,156 --> 00:07:58,948 You said you wouldn't buy more frozen food. 138 00:07:59,073 --> 00:08:00,531 Eli, you sound like my mom. 139 00:08:03,448 --> 00:08:04,698 What did you say? 140 00:08:06,031 --> 00:08:07,198 What? 141 00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:10,948 You like the chilaquil pizza. 142 00:08:11,281 --> 00:08:12,531 I'm your mom! 143 00:08:12,698 --> 00:08:14,698 I'm your mom. It's true! 144 00:08:14,781 --> 00:08:16,823 I ask you if you ate well, if you bought groceries, 145 00:08:16,948 --> 00:08:19,073 if you have low sodium soy. I'm totally your mom! 146 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:20,031 Eli. 147 00:08:20,656 --> 00:08:21,698 The coat! 148 00:08:21,948 --> 00:08:24,198 - It's okay. - Sorry, I promise to be tidier. 149 00:08:24,323 --> 00:08:25,406 I'll put it back. 150 00:08:25,656 --> 00:08:27,448 - I won't be your mom, okay? - Okay. 151 00:08:27,531 --> 00:08:28,781 - Do as you please. - Perfect. 152 00:08:28,823 --> 00:08:30,531 - Eat. Or don't eat. - Thank you. 153 00:08:30,698 --> 00:08:32,531 - Well, eat. Okay? - Okay. 154 00:08:32,573 --> 00:08:33,823 But I won't say a thing. 155 00:08:34,198 --> 00:08:35,448 - Perfect. - Cool. 156 00:08:35,531 --> 00:08:36,698 Well. 157 00:08:37,573 --> 00:08:39,698 - No! You know I hate tickling. - Come on! 158 00:08:39,781 --> 00:08:41,531 Please, no! 159 00:08:41,573 --> 00:08:43,031 - You'll behave now. - Astop, let go, Ro! 160 00:08:43,531 --> 00:08:45,323 You see what happens for being messy? 161 00:08:45,406 --> 00:08:46,823 Stop! I'll beat you your ass! 162 00:08:46,948 --> 00:08:48,698 I'm so scared! 163 00:08:49,448 --> 00:08:52,031 Honey. Truce or what? 164 00:08:53,073 --> 00:08:54,281 Yes. 165 00:08:54,948 --> 00:08:56,198 - I hate you. - I love you. 166 00:08:57,198 --> 00:08:57,948 C'mere. 167 00:08:59,281 --> 00:09:00,448 Listen. 168 00:09:01,031 --> 00:09:02,323 Let's pamper 169 00:09:03,323 --> 00:09:06,448 the biologist, who works so hard, right? 170 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,073 Let's see. 171 00:09:08,531 --> 00:09:09,698 Over here. 172 00:09:10,906 --> 00:09:12,531 Ok. Sit up. 173 00:09:13,656 --> 00:09:15,156 - Your hands in the front. - Are you done? 174 00:09:15,198 --> 00:09:16,531 Hands here. And here. 175 00:09:17,573 --> 00:09:19,198 The lab went poorly, right? 176 00:09:19,573 --> 00:09:20,448 How do you know? 177 00:09:20,531 --> 00:09:21,698 I know you. 178 00:09:22,031 --> 00:09:23,406 My supervisor hates me. 179 00:09:23,823 --> 00:09:24,948 Nobody hates you. 180 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:26,156 He does. 181 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,323 I haven't made any progress in the last three weeks 182 00:09:28,406 --> 00:09:30,031 and that dude hates women. 183 00:09:30,406 --> 00:09:32,448 I won't get my PhD if I continue like that. 184 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:35,448 D'you know how many positions are left in the country for what I do? 185 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,823 Babe. Relax. 186 00:09:38,573 --> 00:09:41,406 Even the scientist Barbie can have a bad day once in a while. 187 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,698 - I had to sacrifice Britney today. - Britney? 188 00:09:43,823 --> 00:09:45,323 Yes. And don't call me that. 189 00:09:45,531 --> 00:09:46,823 What? Britney or Barbie? 190 00:09:46,948 --> 00:09:48,073 I'm kidding. 191 00:09:48,198 --> 00:09:51,073 Doctor Green insists on me not naming the rats, 192 00:09:51,156 --> 00:09:53,448 but I love it! They're precious. 193 00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:55,948 - Right. Britney is your new rat. - She's super cute. 194 00:09:56,031 --> 00:09:57,448 Honey, I'm setting the table. 195 00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:59,198 - Honey, we always eat at the table. - Come on. 196 00:09:59,281 --> 00:10:00,656 - Please! - I got it. 197 00:10:00,698 --> 00:10:02,698 Britney is your new rat. Wait. 198 00:10:02,781 --> 00:10:04,073 Why can't we eat over there? 199 00:10:04,781 --> 00:10:07,031 Because I'm setting the table. I'll get some water. 200 00:10:08,323 --> 00:10:10,031 Then Britney is your new rat. 201 00:10:10,073 --> 00:10:13,656 Yes, and I had to sacrifice her because she developed leukemia. 202 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,698 CO2 asphyxiation. Just like Rihanna. 203 00:10:16,781 --> 00:10:18,656 But Rihanna held on a little longer. 204 00:10:18,781 --> 00:10:20,031 Good for Rihanna. 205 00:10:20,573 --> 00:10:22,323 There's nothing wrong with what you're telling me. 206 00:10:22,406 --> 00:10:23,906 That's what happens when you're trying 207 00:10:23,948 --> 00:10:25,406 to develop a vaccine against cancer. 208 00:10:26,531 --> 00:10:27,948 Let's see, Eli. 209 00:10:28,948 --> 00:10:30,073 Listen to me. 210 00:10:30,948 --> 00:10:33,073 Everyone knows you're a kick-ass biologist. 211 00:10:33,823 --> 00:10:35,031 You just had a bad day. 212 00:10:37,198 --> 00:10:38,948 The lab environment sucks. 213 00:10:39,031 --> 00:10:40,198 It might be. 214 00:10:47,823 --> 00:10:49,031 What is it? 215 00:10:49,906 --> 00:10:51,073 Huh? 216 00:10:52,323 --> 00:10:53,781 Nothing, honey. Work. 217 00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:56,781 Okay, then... 218 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:58,698 Guess who's getting married. 219 00:10:59,448 --> 00:11:00,781 Sandra and Benny. In Leon. 220 00:11:00,823 --> 00:11:02,323 They just sent us the invitation today. 221 00:11:03,073 --> 00:11:04,448 And when I say us, I mean both of us. 222 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,323 - Eli, babe. - Holidays. 223 00:11:06,406 --> 00:11:07,573 - Are you flooded? - Very. 224 00:11:07,698 --> 00:11:09,948 You spent the whole night at the office this Monday. 225 00:11:25,323 --> 00:11:27,073 - Do you like them? - What? 226 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,781 My jeans. I just bought them. 227 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,698 Oh! Yes, they're fine. 228 00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:55,031 Round two? 229 00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:56,698 Round two. 230 00:12:03,698 --> 00:12:05,198 Maybe this is dumb. 231 00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:07,823 Maybe. 232 00:12:09,948 --> 00:12:11,073 I'll put some music on. 233 00:12:14,823 --> 00:12:16,031 Not this one. 234 00:12:16,948 --> 00:12:18,948 - System offline. - Wow. 235 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,906 Sorry, I'm getting the hang of it. 236 00:12:26,698 --> 00:12:27,823 Well. 237 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,948 And-- How was your week? 238 00:12:33,073 --> 00:12:34,531 Just like any other week. 239 00:12:34,656 --> 00:12:36,948 I mean, good? Exams and all those things. 240 00:12:37,781 --> 00:12:39,281 - Maybe. - Maybe. 241 00:12:39,573 --> 00:12:41,281 Enjoy it, because pretty soon 242 00:12:41,323 --> 00:12:44,323 you'll be working from 7 a. m. to midnight, 243 00:12:44,573 --> 00:12:46,406 in an American investments bank. 244 00:12:46,823 --> 00:12:48,323 I'm too dumb for that. 245 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,073 Wow! 246 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:57,156 You're both smart and a metalhead. 247 00:12:57,198 --> 00:12:58,323 No, no. 248 00:12:58,573 --> 00:12:59,948 None of the above. 249 00:13:00,031 --> 00:13:01,823 We finance guys are not that smart. 250 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,948 Smart people don't make that much dough. 251 00:13:04,031 --> 00:13:05,823 - Look at Elia. - Who? 252 00:13:07,073 --> 00:13:07,823 Elia. 253 00:13:08,573 --> 00:13:09,573 My girlfriend. 254 00:13:10,448 --> 00:13:13,073 She works endless hours mapping proteins 255 00:13:13,156 --> 00:13:14,281 and who knows what else, 256 00:13:14,323 --> 00:13:15,656 and she makes less than this building's security guard. 257 00:13:16,573 --> 00:13:19,073 We finance guys are just smart enough 258 00:13:19,156 --> 00:13:21,448 to realize we sell imaginary products, 259 00:13:21,573 --> 00:13:23,906 but not smart enough to realize that-- 260 00:13:25,198 --> 00:13:26,406 they're imaginary! 261 00:13:27,281 --> 00:13:28,198 Was I clear? 262 00:13:30,281 --> 00:13:31,448 Sure. 263 00:13:32,823 --> 00:13:34,073 I can see you. 264 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,323 Sitting there in your office, 265 00:13:38,156 --> 00:13:39,823 top floor, 266 00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:43,281 scheming ways to get rich people's money. 267 00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:47,281 You in your little blue tie. 268 00:13:48,698 --> 00:13:50,073 Sarcasm duly noted. 269 00:13:52,323 --> 00:13:53,573 Actually, 270 00:13:54,281 --> 00:13:55,781 I look at a wall with a poster 271 00:13:55,823 --> 00:13:57,573 that reads, "Success". 272 00:13:58,323 --> 00:14:00,281 And share a cubicle with four guys, 273 00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:02,948 one of who claims to be the high school jock 274 00:14:03,031 --> 00:14:05,198 and now has a beer gut this big. 275 00:14:05,698 --> 00:14:07,448 The other one is a Vietnamese guy 276 00:14:07,573 --> 00:14:08,781 who barely speaks Spanish. 277 00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:11,823 Out of the ten words he knows, three are, 278 00:14:11,948 --> 00:14:13,156 "Fuck this shit!" 279 00:14:18,448 --> 00:14:19,656 Give me some. 280 00:14:23,406 --> 00:14:25,156 Tasty! Finish it. 281 00:14:29,573 --> 00:14:31,156 Does that job pay for your apartment? 282 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:33,281 No, no. This is-- 283 00:14:33,823 --> 00:14:35,198 A rental. Maybe one day. 284 00:14:35,323 --> 00:14:37,198 I'll have to work hard. I dunno. 285 00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:40,573 I guess I'll be able to buy one like everyone else. 286 00:14:42,531 --> 00:14:44,823 And-- What else can I tell you? 287 00:14:46,198 --> 00:14:47,406 I don't know. 288 00:14:47,948 --> 00:14:49,698 For example, the RCBs. 289 00:14:49,781 --> 00:14:52,823 It's a bond connected to the shares' evolution. 290 00:14:54,698 --> 00:14:55,906 I'm boring you. 291 00:14:56,073 --> 00:14:58,698 No, no. I'm more of a Bitcoin person. 292 00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,781 - I play it safe. - You play it safe. 293 00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:03,781 The Bitcoin. 294 00:15:03,823 --> 00:15:05,656 A more unstable product, 295 00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:08,073 but you're the kind to think digital is safer. 296 00:15:09,198 --> 00:15:10,406 Millennials. 297 00:15:11,073 --> 00:15:12,198 Aren't you a centennial? 298 00:15:14,406 --> 00:15:15,573 And what are you? 299 00:15:16,073 --> 00:15:17,323 A boomer? 300 00:15:20,323 --> 00:15:21,406 Wait! Listen. 301 00:15:21,448 --> 00:15:23,448 I want to finish telling you about the RCBs. 302 00:15:24,198 --> 00:15:25,948 It's amazing how you can link a note 303 00:15:26,031 --> 00:15:28,531 to anything that fluctuates, for example: 304 00:15:29,073 --> 00:15:30,281 The Euro price, the dollar, 305 00:15:30,323 --> 00:15:32,823 the weather, the batting percentage. 306 00:15:32,906 --> 00:15:34,656 Even the game we saw the other day. 307 00:15:34,906 --> 00:15:37,906 Surely, there were bets to see which team placed first. 308 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,198 Of course. 309 00:15:39,531 --> 00:15:41,948 Your life sucks. 310 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,948 So? 311 00:15:51,573 --> 00:15:52,448 What? 312 00:15:53,823 --> 00:15:55,281 Will you give me anything else, or--? 313 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,531 We stay with beer. 314 00:15:59,656 --> 00:16:01,323 You only come for the booze. 315 00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:08,906 They won't sell it to me. 316 00:16:09,198 --> 00:16:10,406 What do you mean? 317 00:16:11,781 --> 00:16:12,948 How old are you? 318 00:16:13,323 --> 00:16:14,656 Seventeen. 319 00:16:15,781 --> 00:16:16,823 Seventeen? 320 00:16:18,073 --> 00:16:19,323 Well, 22. 321 00:16:19,698 --> 00:16:20,906 Stop joking. 322 00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:24,031 - I need and ID or something. - 22. 22 and three quarters. 323 00:16:24,531 --> 00:16:26,073 Well, you were 29. 324 00:16:27,323 --> 00:16:28,448 32. 325 00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:30,531 What? I thought you were 29. 326 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,698 Yes. I lied. 327 00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:35,073 My name isn't Pepe, either. 328 00:16:35,698 --> 00:16:36,781 I'm Roberto. 329 00:16:37,198 --> 00:16:38,573 Everyone calls me Ro. 330 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,323 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 331 00:16:40,531 --> 00:16:41,656 Cris. 332 00:16:41,698 --> 00:16:44,823 So your name isn't I'll Suck You Now Versatile 69? 333 00:16:45,323 --> 00:16:46,531 Just for your mom. 334 00:16:48,698 --> 00:16:51,073 I'll Suck You Now Versatile 69 Argentinian. 335 00:16:51,323 --> 00:16:52,531 I didn't lie there. 336 00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:54,531 You didn't lie about that. 337 00:16:54,656 --> 00:16:55,823 Nor about the other stuff. 338 00:16:59,198 --> 00:17:00,948 Sorry for not giving you my name. 339 00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:06,531 It's ok. The whole "name" thing is dangerous, right? 340 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:09,448 Yeah. And twentysomethings are too. 341 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,906 Is it such a big difference? 342 00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:14,698 - Ten-year age gap. - No. 343 00:17:14,823 --> 00:17:17,531 - It's as if I was dating-- - You don't have to say it. 344 00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:18,948 A 12-year-old. 345 00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:20,948 And three quarters. 346 00:17:22,948 --> 00:17:24,156 Whatever. 347 00:17:25,073 --> 00:17:26,323 Can I suck you now? 348 00:17:27,073 --> 00:17:28,698 I dressed as a lumberjack to make you comfortable. 349 00:17:34,906 --> 00:17:36,948 Are you playing S & M music? 350 00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:38,198 No, wait! 351 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,073 It was on shuffle. I didn't play it. 352 00:17:40,156 --> 00:17:42,031 By the way, you don't drink gin like that. 353 00:17:42,073 --> 00:17:44,031 I'm done. I'm leaving. I'm fed up. 354 00:17:44,073 --> 00:17:45,323 - What? - It's all good. 355 00:17:45,406 --> 00:17:47,698 - No, wait. Calm down. - Everything is fine. 356 00:17:47,823 --> 00:17:50,198 - Nothing's wrong, Cris. Stay. - It's fine. 357 00:17:50,323 --> 00:17:52,406 - I'm the jerk. - No, no. You're not a jerk. 358 00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:53,656 Then? 359 00:17:58,531 --> 00:17:59,531 Come here. 360 00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:02,323 Come. 361 00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,948 Last week, when you left here, 362 00:18:10,531 --> 00:18:11,698 you kept your regular life. 363 00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:16,073 Yes. 364 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,948 And you didn't? 365 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,656 The thing is I-- 366 00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:25,948 I'll put some music on. 367 00:18:26,656 --> 00:18:27,823 The thing is I-- 368 00:18:28,156 --> 00:18:31,281 I felt weird, you know? 369 00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:32,448 I felt bad. 370 00:18:34,073 --> 00:18:35,323 Damn connection! 371 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,281 Yes, you left, and it was like-- 372 00:18:40,531 --> 00:18:41,948 Like when you drink-- 373 00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:45,406 Four shots of flavored mezcal. 374 00:18:45,698 --> 00:18:47,198 You feel awesome, you're fine. 375 00:18:48,073 --> 00:18:49,281 And, suddenly-- 376 00:18:50,073 --> 00:18:51,698 You drink a lot and-- Bam! 377 00:18:51,906 --> 00:18:54,573 Stuff happens. Just like that. Get it? 378 00:19:00,281 --> 00:19:01,448 What are you doing? 379 00:19:02,198 --> 00:19:03,906 How can you know-- 380 00:19:04,698 --> 00:19:05,948 if you don't even finish up your beers? 381 00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:07,323 I mean it. 382 00:19:07,948 --> 00:19:10,156 - You felt bad, then what? - I lied down and-- 383 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,948 - I got nauseous. - Nauseous? 384 00:19:13,156 --> 00:19:14,198 I disgusted you. 385 00:19:14,323 --> 00:19:16,448 Of course not! It was psychosomatic. 386 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,823 Psycho what? Stop messing around. 387 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,198 Just say you felt like shit. 388 00:19:19,281 --> 00:19:20,573 I felt like shit. There. 389 00:19:20,698 --> 00:19:21,823 There. You said it. 390 00:19:22,781 --> 00:19:23,656 Chill out. 391 00:19:25,823 --> 00:19:27,281 You'll get over it. 392 00:19:27,448 --> 00:19:29,531 It doesn't happen when I kiss Elia. 393 00:19:31,406 --> 00:19:32,198 I'm done. 394 00:19:32,323 --> 00:19:33,698 Cris, I'm being honest with you. 395 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,948 Honest? You're busting my balls! 396 00:19:36,073 --> 00:19:38,406 I don't even know what that means! 397 00:19:38,448 --> 00:19:41,323 I try to talk to you, and all you do is pull away. 398 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,323 I'm not pulling away! I'm being honest! 399 00:19:43,406 --> 00:19:44,698 - You're not being honest! - That's how I felt! 400 00:19:44,823 --> 00:19:46,948 - Let it out! - I'm doing it, dude! 401 00:19:47,031 --> 00:19:48,781 - Say it all! - My neighbors! 402 00:19:48,906 --> 00:19:50,531 What else do you want me to say? 403 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,281 - That you like me. - I like you! 404 00:19:52,656 --> 00:19:55,031 - There you go, what else? - That you got hard. 405 00:19:55,073 --> 00:19:57,198 Yes, I also got hard. There! 406 00:19:57,323 --> 00:19:59,948 Just let it out. Why do you keep it to yourself? 407 00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:01,573 Why? 408 00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:06,823 - Done? - Done. 409 00:20:20,948 --> 00:20:22,281 And you got hard. 410 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,948 - Is it over or not? - No. 411 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,781 No? Okay. Listen. 412 00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:45,531 I don't give a damn about Elvira. 413 00:20:46,156 --> 00:20:47,906 - Her name is Elia. - Well, Elia. I'm sorry. 414 00:20:48,698 --> 00:20:50,448 I don't give a damn about your stories, 415 00:20:50,781 --> 00:20:51,948 your nausea-- 416 00:20:52,906 --> 00:20:53,906 Come here. 417 00:20:56,531 --> 00:20:57,448 Cris. 418 00:20:58,573 --> 00:21:00,323 You should be with a boy your age. 419 00:21:01,573 --> 00:21:02,823 A boy my age? 420 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,323 With a flat like this? 421 00:21:24,573 --> 00:21:25,823 No roomies. 422 00:21:26,531 --> 00:21:28,531 And who gives me fine gin tonic to screw. 423 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,323 If you know one like that, give him my number. 424 00:22:35,823 --> 00:22:38,073 Wait. I like to see you. 425 00:22:40,573 --> 00:22:41,656 Babe, 426 00:22:42,573 --> 00:22:43,573 what do you like? 427 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,198 - Huh? - Harder? 428 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,656 You're fucking me real hard. 429 00:22:47,781 --> 00:22:48,948 - Yeah? - Yeah. 430 00:22:49,073 --> 00:22:50,531 - I'm sorry. - No. What are you doing? 431 00:22:51,031 --> 00:22:53,073 - I like it rough. - Okay. 432 00:23:03,906 --> 00:23:04,823 What are you doing, hun? 433 00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:06,281 - What? - What are you doing? 434 00:23:06,656 --> 00:23:08,156 I thought you wanted to experiment. 435 00:23:08,281 --> 00:23:10,198 - No, no. - Okay. We'll keep doing this. 436 00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:12,573 - Okay. Wait. - No. Don't move. 437 00:23:12,656 --> 00:23:13,823 - Stay there. - Okay. 438 00:23:14,073 --> 00:23:15,323 There. There. 439 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:47,406 It's nine. Wake up! 440 00:23:52,823 --> 00:23:54,031 Come here. 441 00:24:03,156 --> 00:24:04,323 I love you. 442 00:24:05,073 --> 00:24:06,198 Me too. 443 00:24:10,948 --> 00:24:14,031 Just a minute. Before I forget. 444 00:24:15,073 --> 00:24:16,656 Did you confirm Sandra and Benny's wedding? 445 00:24:18,198 --> 00:24:19,948 I don't remember. Why? 446 00:24:20,948 --> 00:24:24,823 Because the hotel reservation is non-refundable. 447 00:24:27,823 --> 00:24:29,406 - Four nights? - Four nights. 448 00:24:29,448 --> 00:24:30,906 I'll work a lot to get time off. 449 00:24:31,073 --> 00:24:32,406 - Four nights? - Yes, my love, 450 00:24:32,448 --> 00:24:35,323 unless doctor Green doesn't give you permission. 451 00:24:35,448 --> 00:24:37,031 Screw doctor Green. 452 00:24:37,948 --> 00:24:39,531 Honey! It's amazing. 453 00:24:40,406 --> 00:24:41,573 Thank you. 454 00:24:44,198 --> 00:24:45,448 I love you. 455 00:24:45,823 --> 00:24:47,031 Me too. 456 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:54,448 Sandra and Benny will live in San Luis after getting married. 457 00:24:55,948 --> 00:24:58,198 They'll live with Banny's parents 458 00:24:58,281 --> 00:25:00,656 to save up while she finishes her Master's degree. 459 00:25:02,031 --> 00:25:03,823 They've been dating for just a year. 460 00:25:04,073 --> 00:25:05,781 And they're already a family of four. 461 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:09,073 And you and I don't even live together. 462 00:25:09,531 --> 00:25:10,448 Eli. 463 00:25:11,198 --> 00:25:12,656 We're turning 40. 464 00:25:12,948 --> 00:25:13,906 Honey! 465 00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:17,198 Come on! 466 00:25:17,531 --> 00:25:19,573 We're centuries away from being 40. 467 00:25:21,531 --> 00:25:23,156 We're not centuries away. 468 00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:24,323 Time goes fast. 469 00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:26,948 Your hair is turning gray. 470 00:25:27,281 --> 00:25:28,823 The other day I saw you had a gray hair. 471 00:25:28,948 --> 00:25:30,531 How did the lab go? 472 00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:33,073 The same! 473 00:25:33,781 --> 00:25:36,073 My supervisor kept pestering me all day-- 474 00:25:38,823 --> 00:25:40,823 - That's bad. - I feel they can't stand me. 475 00:25:42,198 --> 00:25:43,448 What if we go out today? 476 00:25:43,656 --> 00:25:45,323 We rarely go out. 477 00:25:46,031 --> 00:25:47,031 Okay. 478 00:25:47,198 --> 00:25:48,031 Yes. 479 00:25:49,573 --> 00:25:51,198 It's on the house. 480 00:25:51,281 --> 00:25:52,448 Just for friends. 481 00:25:54,323 --> 00:25:55,323 Do you want one? 482 00:25:55,906 --> 00:25:57,406 - What is it? - Arsenic. 483 00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:00,448 You can give it to the girl in the back, 484 00:26:00,531 --> 00:26:01,823 she laughs like a maniac. 485 00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:08,531 - Well, cheers, honey. - Thank you. 486 00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:14,031 What? 487 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,323 - I won't say. - What's your problem? 488 00:26:16,823 --> 00:26:18,823 What? I didn't say anything. 489 00:26:19,198 --> 00:26:20,448 Never mind. 490 00:26:20,823 --> 00:26:22,031 "Just for friends". 491 00:26:22,656 --> 00:26:24,448 - Come on. - The ones she likes. 492 00:26:30,031 --> 00:26:31,198 You're very popular today. 493 00:26:33,781 --> 00:26:34,948 Ask him over. 494 00:26:36,656 --> 00:26:37,573 Who? 495 00:26:37,656 --> 00:26:39,198 Cris. The guy who's texting. 496 00:26:41,156 --> 00:26:42,948 No. No, honey. 497 00:26:43,323 --> 00:26:45,948 That bro only likes football. No way. 498 00:26:47,156 --> 00:26:49,531 Tell me how the lab went. It was bad. 499 00:26:49,573 --> 00:26:50,948 - No. I'm a bore. - Tell me! 500 00:26:51,073 --> 00:26:52,531 - I'm a bore! - Tell me. 501 00:26:53,948 --> 00:26:55,781 Nothing. It's official. 502 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,823 My supervisor hates me. 503 00:26:58,448 --> 00:27:00,823 Two more rats died today at the laboratory 504 00:27:00,906 --> 00:27:02,698 and I didn't even had time to name them. 505 00:27:02,781 --> 00:27:04,448 And that fucker will say I'm slacking off. 506 00:27:04,531 --> 00:27:06,948 - He won't say that. - But he'll say I'm stupid. 507 00:27:07,031 --> 00:27:08,531 No one will say that. 508 00:27:08,573 --> 00:27:10,906 No. He thinks all women are stupid. 509 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:13,198 You men don't understand 510 00:27:13,281 --> 00:27:15,073 how women are pigeonholed 511 00:27:15,156 --> 00:27:17,031 as bossy, hysteric or stupid. 512 00:27:17,323 --> 00:27:20,448 Since Celia quit, I'm the only woman in the lab. 513 00:27:20,656 --> 00:27:21,823 All the rest are men. 514 00:27:22,698 --> 00:27:23,698 And Patricio. 515 00:27:26,906 --> 00:27:28,073 Patricio. 516 00:27:28,656 --> 00:27:29,823 Patricio from the lab. 517 00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:31,281 He's gay. 518 00:27:31,906 --> 00:27:33,073 I thought so. 519 00:27:35,323 --> 00:27:36,323 That's weird. 520 00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:37,781 I thought he was onto me. 521 00:27:39,406 --> 00:27:41,198 But he's gay. I mean, it's amazing. 522 00:27:41,448 --> 00:27:42,948 But why did you think so? 523 00:27:43,198 --> 00:27:44,073 I dunno. 524 00:27:45,323 --> 00:27:46,531 Why is it amazing? 525 00:27:46,906 --> 00:27:48,573 Well, I don't know. Because-- 526 00:27:49,323 --> 00:27:50,531 Why not? 527 00:27:50,823 --> 00:27:52,073 This arsenic tastes good. 528 00:27:52,531 --> 00:27:54,031 Because you're talking against pigeonholing 529 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:56,281 and now it turns out it's amazing he's gay. 530 00:27:58,823 --> 00:28:00,198 I'm not pigeonholing! 531 00:28:00,323 --> 00:28:03,323 All I'm saying is I'm proud of him. 532 00:28:03,698 --> 00:28:04,573 Why? 533 00:28:05,781 --> 00:28:08,198 For introducing his boyfriend to doctor Green. 534 00:28:08,323 --> 00:28:09,698 So you think he's a cutey pie. 535 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:12,448 So sweet! Pato, the gay guy in the lab. 536 00:28:13,073 --> 00:28:14,948 Do you know Elia? 537 00:28:15,573 --> 00:28:17,323 She's the woman in her laboratory. 538 00:28:17,406 --> 00:28:19,698 She's a kick ass scientist. 539 00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,698 We're super proud of her! 540 00:28:22,198 --> 00:28:23,448 Congratulations. 541 00:28:25,531 --> 00:28:26,698 What's going on? 542 00:28:27,448 --> 00:28:28,698 I didn't say that. 543 00:28:29,323 --> 00:28:30,448 Why do you want to fight? 544 00:28:30,531 --> 00:28:32,698 - I don't want to fight. - You do want to fight. 545 00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:35,448 Listen, all I'm saying is 546 00:28:35,531 --> 00:28:37,448 Nowadays it's a great time to be gay. 547 00:28:37,531 --> 00:28:39,281 That's it. Okay? 548 00:28:39,323 --> 00:28:42,448 The other day I had dinner with Pato and his boyfriend 549 00:28:42,531 --> 00:28:44,198 and they love each other. They get along-- 550 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,531 - That's great! - Yes. 551 00:28:45,698 --> 00:28:47,448 They are moving in together. 552 00:28:47,698 --> 00:28:48,906 Wow. 553 00:28:50,698 --> 00:28:52,323 I think I get along better with gays. 554 00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:54,906 - Really? - Yeah. 555 00:28:56,448 --> 00:28:58,156 So you would get along better with me if I was gay. 556 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:01,448 Why? Do you have something to tell me? 557 00:29:05,531 --> 00:29:06,698 I'm gay. 558 00:29:10,573 --> 00:29:11,823 Yes, I know. 559 00:29:16,281 --> 00:29:17,823 So well dressed, 560 00:29:19,698 --> 00:29:21,823 and so well groomed. 561 00:29:22,906 --> 00:29:25,698 And you love Pixar films and they make you cry. 562 00:29:29,198 --> 00:29:32,031 Anything else, Mister Incredible? Did you like the shot? 563 00:29:32,948 --> 00:29:34,948 He's more like Wall-E than Mister Incredible. 564 00:29:36,323 --> 00:29:37,531 That's true. 565 00:29:37,573 --> 00:29:39,281 Do Pixar films make you cry? 566 00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:42,281 They're sweet. 567 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,406 Anything else? 568 00:29:46,906 --> 00:29:49,198 A house, two children and a Golden Retriever. 569 00:29:49,656 --> 00:29:50,573 To go? 570 00:29:53,698 --> 00:29:54,948 Pipo. 571 00:29:55,198 --> 00:29:56,448 Pipo? 572 00:29:56,698 --> 00:29:58,531 Pipo, that's how we're gonna name our dog. 573 00:29:58,781 --> 00:29:59,948 But no shedding. 574 00:30:00,406 --> 00:30:01,448 And our children? 575 00:30:01,823 --> 00:30:03,698 - Nico. - And Espe. 576 00:30:05,573 --> 00:30:06,781 Here's to Nico and Esperanza. 577 00:30:15,823 --> 00:30:17,823 And that's how they play! 578 00:30:17,906 --> 00:30:19,531 From the left side. 579 00:30:19,906 --> 00:30:22,573 Things are going well for them. 580 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:26,406 The chips. 581 00:30:27,948 --> 00:30:30,948 One thinks if you come play at their turf. 582 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:32,823 You have to be more dynamic. 583 00:30:36,073 --> 00:30:36,948 Thanks. 584 00:30:38,156 --> 00:30:39,406 Who's playing? 585 00:30:40,073 --> 00:30:41,698 It's a second division team. 586 00:30:42,531 --> 00:30:44,031 - That's Cruz Azul. - Exactly. 587 00:30:44,531 --> 00:30:47,031 What second division? Your mother's cooch? 588 00:30:54,906 --> 00:30:56,073 Do you have something stronger? 589 00:30:56,906 --> 00:30:58,823 Is my beer not enough for you anymore? 590 00:30:59,073 --> 00:31:02,281 I don't know. Tomorrow is Saturday, we have nothing to do. 591 00:31:02,781 --> 00:31:04,323 I think I might have-- 592 00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:06,073 I don't know. 593 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,323 Whiskey? Mezcal? Let me see. 594 00:31:09,448 --> 00:31:11,698 Roberto's famous flavored mezcales. 595 00:31:13,031 --> 00:31:14,198 Listen. 596 00:31:14,531 --> 00:31:16,198 ...and he throws the ball to-- 597 00:31:16,323 --> 00:31:18,448 I have champagne. Have you tried it? 598 00:31:20,156 --> 00:31:21,823 What a jerk. Of course you have tried it. 599 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:24,073 They must drink a lot of champagne in Argentina. 600 00:31:27,573 --> 00:31:29,781 How did you get rid of your girlfriend all the weekend? 601 00:31:30,906 --> 00:31:32,073 Don't say that, dude. 602 00:31:32,698 --> 00:31:34,448 No one got rid of anyone. 603 00:31:34,531 --> 00:31:35,823 She went to visit her mom. 604 00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:38,323 Why do I have champagne? 605 00:31:57,073 --> 00:31:59,031 Almost goal! Goddammit! 606 00:32:00,531 --> 00:32:03,198 I told you. Second division teams. 607 00:32:04,906 --> 00:32:06,073 Is that a watch? 608 00:32:06,323 --> 00:32:07,531 - No! - What? 609 00:32:07,573 --> 00:32:10,073 You must be the last person with a watch. 610 00:32:10,156 --> 00:32:12,073 - Let's drink mezcal. This is warm. - Must be your age. 611 00:32:13,323 --> 00:32:14,823 - Let's see. - Stop it, Cris. 612 00:32:14,906 --> 00:32:16,031 Does it at least download music? 613 00:32:19,948 --> 00:32:21,948 Wait I'm carrying the bottles. 614 00:32:22,031 --> 00:32:23,156 You're carrying the bottles. 615 00:32:24,031 --> 00:32:26,031 Cris, Cris. No, no! 616 00:32:26,073 --> 00:32:27,448 No, dude. Let's-- 617 00:32:29,198 --> 00:32:31,698 Drink this first. Right? 618 00:32:33,823 --> 00:32:36,031 Do you need to get wasted so I can suck you? 619 00:32:39,698 --> 00:32:41,698 Open the bottle. Maybe that will turn you on. 620 00:32:42,323 --> 00:32:44,448 Cris! Don't start. 621 00:32:45,323 --> 00:32:46,406 I'm not starting anything. 622 00:32:47,906 --> 00:32:49,656 But after two months, I mean... 623 00:33:06,531 --> 00:33:07,698 There it is. 624 00:33:08,698 --> 00:33:09,698 Let's see. 625 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,156 I know. I have an idea. 626 00:33:13,656 --> 00:33:14,823 Why don't 627 00:33:15,448 --> 00:33:16,656 we talk 628 00:33:18,281 --> 00:33:20,323 until the shorthand, which is this one, 629 00:33:20,531 --> 00:33:21,698 gets to 9? 630 00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:27,198 Cheers. 631 00:33:29,198 --> 00:33:30,406 I thought it was flavored mezcal. 632 00:33:30,531 --> 00:33:33,323 No. I actually like it straight and bottoms up. 633 00:33:36,198 --> 00:33:37,531 For the record, you said it. 634 00:33:39,406 --> 00:33:42,198 C'mon Cris, don't be hard on me. 635 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,073 For the record, you said it. 636 00:33:47,531 --> 00:33:48,698 Asshole. 637 00:33:50,198 --> 00:33:51,448 You get used to it in the long run. 638 00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:53,323 What? 639 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:54,948 The hard one. 640 00:33:56,406 --> 00:33:58,073 Are you slipping double entendres on me, fucker? 641 00:33:58,156 --> 00:34:00,031 I'm Argentinian. It's worth double. 642 00:34:00,073 --> 00:34:02,323 What are you... 15? 643 00:34:02,448 --> 00:34:03,781 15 and three quarters. 644 00:34:04,073 --> 00:34:06,073 Will someone step in for the second time? 645 00:34:08,906 --> 00:34:10,531 ...energy, dynamic, the stamina-- 646 00:34:12,698 --> 00:34:13,906 So-- 647 00:34:15,073 --> 00:34:17,448 what other plans do you have for this weekend? 648 00:34:17,573 --> 00:34:18,781 I mean, besides this. 649 00:34:19,198 --> 00:34:20,448 Since when do you care? 650 00:34:21,073 --> 00:34:23,281 No, no. I was just asking because-- 651 00:34:24,281 --> 00:34:25,448 Just because. 652 00:34:25,698 --> 00:34:26,906 Out of curiosity. 653 00:34:28,406 --> 00:34:29,573 When did you realize? 654 00:34:30,531 --> 00:34:31,698 What? 655 00:34:33,156 --> 00:34:35,656 That you enjoy screwing college boys. 656 00:34:40,406 --> 00:34:42,073 I dunno. I mean-- 657 00:34:44,031 --> 00:34:46,198 I guess I always had my suspicions, 658 00:34:46,281 --> 00:34:47,573 but I didn't know what it was. 659 00:34:49,823 --> 00:34:51,031 It was your pecker. 660 00:34:53,823 --> 00:34:56,448 You're acting very refined today. 661 00:34:56,948 --> 00:34:58,823 I guess i realized in second grade. 662 00:34:59,656 --> 00:35:00,823 Junior high? 663 00:35:03,323 --> 00:35:04,573 Elementary school. 664 00:35:05,031 --> 00:35:06,198 Wow. 665 00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:09,531 Are you hot? 666 00:35:09,573 --> 00:35:11,698 Wait. I have air conditioner. Let me-- 667 00:35:12,281 --> 00:35:13,948 turn it on. They taught me how to use it. 668 00:35:18,656 --> 00:35:19,698 No, no! 669 00:35:20,073 --> 00:35:21,281 Come on! 670 00:35:21,448 --> 00:35:22,948 The technician taught me wrong. 671 00:35:23,073 --> 00:35:24,573 - He said the green one. - He taught you wrong? 672 00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,031 Goddammit! 673 00:35:33,406 --> 00:35:35,823 Do you remember the first guy you liked? 674 00:35:43,823 --> 00:35:45,698 Dude, don't go out like that. It's chilly out there. 675 00:35:46,823 --> 00:35:48,031 Cold? 676 00:35:48,531 --> 00:35:49,948 No one says, "chilly" anymore. 677 00:35:59,948 --> 00:36:01,156 Oops. 678 00:36:04,948 --> 00:36:06,323 He was a guy from third grade. 679 00:36:07,323 --> 00:36:08,531 Beanie. 680 00:36:09,073 --> 00:36:10,531 We called him Beanie. 681 00:36:10,948 --> 00:36:12,448 - Beanie. - Yeah. 682 00:36:13,948 --> 00:36:15,156 Was he hot? 683 00:36:15,656 --> 00:36:16,823 I don't know. 684 00:36:18,531 --> 00:36:20,448 Well, yes. Honestly, he was. 685 00:36:20,531 --> 00:36:21,698 He had-- 686 00:36:21,948 --> 00:36:23,531 the nicest ass. 687 00:36:24,198 --> 00:36:25,823 We played in the same soccer team. 688 00:36:25,906 --> 00:36:27,698 What are you doing? Take that off. 689 00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:30,698 Okay. 690 00:36:30,781 --> 00:36:31,948 Describe him. 691 00:36:32,698 --> 00:36:33,573 Really? 692 00:36:34,073 --> 00:36:35,281 No. I'm kidding. 693 00:36:37,573 --> 00:36:38,781 He was huge. 694 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:43,198 He was hairier at 15 than me at 25. 695 00:36:44,698 --> 00:36:45,948 The dipshit was good at everything. 696 00:36:46,031 --> 00:36:47,573 He had his own fan club. 697 00:36:49,573 --> 00:36:51,448 And yes, I was the president. 698 00:36:52,323 --> 00:36:53,531 He didn't know. 699 00:36:54,073 --> 00:36:56,073 Sure, he did everything right. Straight As. 700 00:36:56,531 --> 00:36:57,698 Blondie. 701 00:36:59,531 --> 00:37:00,698 Of course... blondie. 702 00:37:01,698 --> 00:37:03,281 - Did you ever do it? - No. 703 00:37:04,073 --> 00:37:05,323 He was straight. 704 00:37:05,823 --> 00:37:07,073 Straight? 705 00:37:08,531 --> 00:37:09,448 Sure. 706 00:37:18,031 --> 00:37:19,281 I told you you would get cold. 707 00:37:32,573 --> 00:37:33,823 - All good? - Yes. 708 00:37:34,948 --> 00:37:37,906 So-- Beanie was straight. 709 00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:40,073 Yeah. 710 00:37:40,698 --> 00:37:41,906 Straight like you. 711 00:37:49,448 --> 00:37:50,948 That's not your shot glass, dude. 712 00:37:52,531 --> 00:37:54,281 I'm sure he's married and all. 713 00:37:56,323 --> 00:37:58,781 - Sure. - What a waste. 714 00:38:00,573 --> 00:38:02,698 How many people in the world know you do this? 715 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,156 I dunno. 716 00:38:05,448 --> 00:38:07,448 I guess the guys I've been with. 717 00:38:08,573 --> 00:38:11,448 Less they were too drunk to remember. 718 00:38:12,698 --> 00:38:14,323 And how many people in your family? 719 00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:20,698 We're far, far away from fucking, huh? 720 00:38:21,573 --> 00:38:22,573 Answer me. 721 00:38:23,073 --> 00:38:24,323 I don't know. 722 00:38:24,531 --> 00:38:25,906 You do know, Cris! 723 00:38:26,031 --> 00:38:27,781 - I don't know. - You do, Cris. 724 00:38:27,823 --> 00:38:29,073 Of course you know. 725 00:38:30,781 --> 00:38:32,323 It's because, if you say so, 726 00:38:33,448 --> 00:38:34,698 you'd stop being Cris, 727 00:38:35,448 --> 00:38:37,198 the handsome boy that 728 00:38:37,323 --> 00:38:39,323 goes to college, doesn't wear a watch, 729 00:38:39,406 --> 00:38:40,948 - who had two girlfriends-- - Six. 730 00:38:41,073 --> 00:38:43,698 To become Cris, the gay. 731 00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:47,198 I don't think so. 732 00:38:48,156 --> 00:38:49,323 We can't stand ambiguity. 733 00:38:50,156 --> 00:38:51,656 We're obsessed as a society 734 00:38:51,698 --> 00:38:53,448 with dichotomizing. 735 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,656 If a straight bro fools around with another dude, 736 00:38:55,698 --> 00:38:56,948 then he's gay, 737 00:38:57,323 --> 00:38:59,156 even if he likes spending most of his time 738 00:38:59,198 --> 00:39:00,573 with an amazing woman, 739 00:39:00,656 --> 00:39:02,323 watching a Cruz Azul game. 740 00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:04,531 But oh, no, you're fucked. 741 00:39:05,198 --> 00:39:06,531 You can't have both things. 742 00:39:07,156 --> 00:39:08,531 You're exaggerating. 743 00:39:11,823 --> 00:39:12,948 You don't get it, Cris. 744 00:39:13,031 --> 00:39:14,198 No, I don't get it. 745 00:39:15,531 --> 00:39:17,323 You don't get what society demands of you. 746 00:39:17,406 --> 00:39:19,156 To be a full-time gay-- 747 00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:22,281 Listen. All I know is that, to me, 748 00:39:22,948 --> 00:39:25,198 if my friends knew about you, 749 00:39:25,323 --> 00:39:27,781 - everything would be fine. - Yeah, sure. Sure. 750 00:39:28,198 --> 00:39:29,698 - And yours too. - Of course. 751 00:39:29,781 --> 00:39:30,906 It would be like-- 752 00:39:31,073 --> 00:39:33,448 Finding the great gay Eater Egg 753 00:39:33,573 --> 00:39:34,948 in this gay hunt. 754 00:39:35,031 --> 00:39:36,198 Who can be gay? 755 00:39:36,323 --> 00:39:38,323 That bartender could be gay. 756 00:39:38,406 --> 00:39:39,573 The football player could be-- 757 00:39:39,698 --> 00:39:40,948 Our president could be gay. 758 00:39:41,073 --> 00:39:42,281 I could be gay. 759 00:39:42,573 --> 00:39:44,073 The world thinks being gay is 760 00:39:44,198 --> 00:39:45,698 like going to Japan. 761 00:39:47,156 --> 00:39:48,448 - Japan? - Yes, yes. 762 00:39:48,531 --> 00:39:49,948 That damn trip 763 00:39:50,073 --> 00:39:52,948 you make to find out who you really are 764 00:39:53,073 --> 00:39:55,031 and how the other half of the world lives, 765 00:39:55,073 --> 00:39:57,073 and how brave you are for going to Japan. 766 00:39:57,906 --> 00:39:59,156 That's India. 767 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:01,948 India, Japan, I don't give a damn! 768 00:40:02,906 --> 00:40:04,323 Because it terrifies them. 769 00:40:04,698 --> 00:40:06,281 Because if it didn't, they wouldn't say 770 00:40:06,323 --> 00:40:08,198 how brave you are for coming out of the closet. 771 00:40:09,698 --> 00:40:11,823 What the hell is so brave about coming out of the closet? 772 00:40:13,406 --> 00:40:15,531 That it's like parachuting. 773 00:40:17,156 --> 00:40:18,448 It's fear of dying. 774 00:40:19,156 --> 00:40:20,323 I dunno, Ro. 775 00:40:21,198 --> 00:40:23,281 A man was only able to get married in one state. 776 00:40:23,698 --> 00:40:26,406 In this one. But what does it have to do with anything? 777 00:40:26,948 --> 00:40:28,198 Well, what does it have to do? 778 00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:30,156 I dunno, I guess I'm a bit dumb. 779 00:40:40,073 --> 00:40:41,156 Cruz Azul lost the game. 780 00:40:42,698 --> 00:40:43,948 Can I open the champagne? 781 00:40:44,531 --> 00:40:45,698 Yes. 782 00:40:56,198 --> 00:40:58,656 Cris, the champagne does not go in the fridge. 783 00:40:59,198 --> 00:41:01,198 I placed it in the sink on ice, to your right 784 00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:09,948 See? All I want is this. 785 00:41:10,448 --> 00:41:11,656 Each living their own life, 786 00:41:11,698 --> 00:41:14,073 without the pressure of having to explain. 787 00:41:15,323 --> 00:41:18,198 You just wanna get laid, watch soccer, drink champagne. 788 00:41:20,781 --> 00:41:21,948 Quit drinking. 789 00:41:22,073 --> 00:41:23,948 - Give me a sip. - No, Cris. 790 00:41:27,698 --> 00:41:28,948 Like Socrates. 791 00:41:29,948 --> 00:41:31,656 - Socrates. - Or Hercules. 792 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,073 What are you talking about? 793 00:41:33,948 --> 00:41:35,573 - Yeah. - History of civilization. 794 00:41:35,656 --> 00:41:37,531 The only class where I didn't fall asleep. 795 00:41:37,698 --> 00:41:38,948 What a miracle. 796 00:41:39,031 --> 00:41:41,656 Don't mock me, you jerk. I mean it. 797 00:41:41,698 --> 00:41:43,948 - I mean it too. - History of civilization. 798 00:41:44,323 --> 00:41:45,698 Ancient Greece. 799 00:41:46,073 --> 00:41:48,906 The philosopher king screwed the other philosopher king 800 00:41:48,948 --> 00:41:50,656 - in the baths. - Lower your voice. The neighbors. 801 00:41:50,698 --> 00:41:53,198 The springs, and at night they forget about it 802 00:41:53,698 --> 00:41:56,323 and go with their wives, their children. 803 00:41:56,656 --> 00:41:57,823 You should be Greek. 804 00:41:58,323 --> 00:42:00,948 And I would be a good philosopher if I was a little smarter. 805 00:42:01,448 --> 00:42:03,031 You're smart, but you're drunk. 806 00:42:03,073 --> 00:42:05,156 I'm not drunk. I'm perfect. Look. 807 00:42:05,198 --> 00:42:06,906 I can talk, I can do everything. 808 00:42:07,656 --> 00:42:10,531 You'd be a good Greek, because you're smart, intelligent-- 809 00:42:10,573 --> 00:42:13,448 - I told you I'm not that smart. - You are. And you're old. 810 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,656 - You have everything. - You had to put it in somehow. 811 00:42:15,698 --> 00:42:16,948 For the record, I didn't say it. 812 00:42:18,156 --> 00:42:19,948 Will you keep messing with me, bastard? 813 00:42:20,531 --> 00:42:21,698 Am I doing that? 814 00:42:24,323 --> 00:42:25,406 Dude. 815 00:42:26,698 --> 00:42:28,448 I think it's enough. 816 00:42:28,823 --> 00:42:30,531 It's time for you to go. 817 00:42:30,948 --> 00:42:33,073 Right? Come here. 818 00:42:34,156 --> 00:42:35,573 - Let's go. - Is it Sunday? 819 00:42:37,323 --> 00:42:39,656 Everyone should be like Socrates, damn it. 820 00:42:44,948 --> 00:42:46,531 I mean it, Ro. 821 00:42:47,948 --> 00:42:49,531 Do you know what they did to Socrates? 822 00:42:50,698 --> 00:42:52,948 - Who? - Socrates. What the Athenians did. 823 00:42:53,198 --> 00:42:55,073 - We won't be fucking tonight? - I dunno, Cris. 824 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:57,531 No, no. I actually think it's enough. 825 00:42:58,406 --> 00:42:59,698 What time is it? Let's see. 826 00:43:00,531 --> 00:43:02,781 The small needle says it's-- 827 00:43:02,906 --> 00:43:04,156 You can't read a watch. 828 00:43:04,198 --> 00:43:05,656 I have a couple hours left. 829 00:43:11,406 --> 00:43:12,573 Do you have Uber? 830 00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:19,031 You don't want to be gay. 831 00:43:20,156 --> 00:43:21,323 No. 832 00:43:22,948 --> 00:43:24,073 Not really. 833 00:43:28,698 --> 00:43:29,906 I understand. 834 00:43:30,948 --> 00:43:32,198 Me neither. 835 00:43:34,906 --> 00:43:36,073 But you know what? 836 00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:38,448 In my darkest, 837 00:43:39,073 --> 00:43:40,448 most depressing 838 00:43:41,656 --> 00:43:42,823 benders, 839 00:43:43,823 --> 00:43:44,948 all I want to do is dance. 840 00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:47,156 Bro, my neighbors are sleeping. 841 00:43:47,573 --> 00:43:49,073 - Won't you dance with me? - Stop. No. 842 00:43:49,406 --> 00:43:51,531 - Wanna dance? - Stop, Cris. Please. 843 00:43:52,531 --> 00:43:54,531 - Well, I do. I do. - What are you doing? 844 00:43:55,073 --> 00:43:56,948 - I wanna dance. - Cris. 845 00:43:57,073 --> 00:43:59,198 I wanna enjoy. 846 00:44:00,656 --> 00:44:02,823 Look! I found a puppy. 847 00:44:03,031 --> 00:44:04,073 Give me this. 848 00:44:04,156 --> 00:44:06,573 - I want to have a puppy. - Careful with that. It's expensive. 849 00:44:06,656 --> 00:44:08,323 - I want everyone to-- - Don't shake it. 850 00:44:08,531 --> 00:44:09,698 Like my puppy dog. 851 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:11,573 My dog's name is Liza Mariah Carey. 852 00:44:12,281 --> 00:44:14,198 And off we go... 853 00:44:14,823 --> 00:44:16,281 strolling through the city... 854 00:44:16,531 --> 00:44:18,073 with Liza Mariah Carey. 855 00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:21,198 Everyone looking at us, me and my doggy. 856 00:44:21,323 --> 00:44:23,073 The doggy sometimes greets, 857 00:44:23,198 --> 00:44:24,531 sometimes he barks, 858 00:44:26,323 --> 00:44:27,573 and sometimes he sings. 859 00:44:27,698 --> 00:44:28,948 Do you want him to sing? 860 00:44:29,031 --> 00:44:30,323 Which song would you like? 861 00:44:31,031 --> 00:44:32,948 I don't know. Let's see. 862 00:44:35,448 --> 00:44:37,156 Wait. No, dude! 863 00:44:38,406 --> 00:44:39,656 Dude, my neighbors! 864 00:44:40,823 --> 00:44:42,698 Dude! Cris, come on! 865 00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:44,198 I don't own the building, man. 866 00:44:44,698 --> 00:44:45,906 Cris! 867 00:44:53,948 --> 00:44:55,198 Turn it down, man! 868 00:45:05,198 --> 00:45:06,156 Faggot! 869 00:45:06,573 --> 00:45:07,656 Faggot! 870 00:46:41,156 --> 00:46:42,531 - Front door open. - Hi! 871 00:46:45,448 --> 00:46:46,656 Eli. 872 00:46:49,156 --> 00:46:50,448 What's happening, Ro? 873 00:46:52,281 --> 00:46:54,198 Honey, sorry about the mess. 874 00:46:54,281 --> 00:46:55,323 You didn't tell me you were coming. 875 00:46:55,448 --> 00:46:56,781 You had a short breakfast? 876 00:46:56,823 --> 00:46:57,781 How's your mom? 877 00:46:58,073 --> 00:47:00,156 I got off work really late, 878 00:47:00,198 --> 00:47:02,198 and these guys called me. I couldn't say no. 879 00:47:02,323 --> 00:47:04,031 Sure, and you got drunk 880 00:47:04,073 --> 00:47:05,573 and spilled the booze on the floor. What's up? 881 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:06,948 No, honey. I told him. 882 00:47:07,031 --> 00:47:08,531 - I told him you hate it when it's messy. - Look at that. 883 00:47:08,573 --> 00:47:09,781 Hideous! 884 00:47:09,823 --> 00:47:12,531 At least open the window, come on! 885 00:47:14,281 --> 00:47:16,948 Apparently someone cured Roberto from his OCD! 886 00:47:17,031 --> 00:47:19,531 - I'll help you, honey. - No. It's okay. 887 00:47:20,281 --> 00:47:22,281 Did you at least have breakfast? 888 00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:24,031 No, I'm not hungry. 889 00:47:24,073 --> 00:47:26,031 I am. Just a little. 890 00:47:26,323 --> 00:47:28,947 - Are you? - No. We're both hungover. 891 00:47:28,948 --> 00:47:30,448 - It's fine. - Okay. 892 00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:35,323 Roberto told me a bunch ot stuff... 893 00:47:36,323 --> 00:47:37,573 Yeah? 894 00:47:37,781 --> 00:47:39,698 - I heard a lot about you. - Really? 895 00:47:40,156 --> 00:47:41,073 Yeap. 896 00:47:41,531 --> 00:47:42,906 Forgive me. 897 00:47:43,198 --> 00:47:44,448 I'm so rude. 898 00:47:46,823 --> 00:47:48,323 - Elia. Nice to meet you. - How are you? 899 00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:50,448 - Cris. - Cris, you had to go-- 900 00:47:50,531 --> 00:47:51,698 Tomorrow. 901 00:47:52,531 --> 00:47:54,531 What do you mean? You said it was today. 902 00:47:54,573 --> 00:47:56,448 Don't pester him. Don't you see he's hungover 903 00:47:56,531 --> 00:47:57,698 with that rave party you threw? 904 00:47:57,781 --> 00:48:00,031 Stop. Don't you see I'm hungover with the rave we threw? 905 00:48:00,198 --> 00:48:01,656 Sorry for all this, Elia. 906 00:48:01,823 --> 00:48:03,448 No, no. Relax. 907 00:48:03,531 --> 00:48:04,781 Ro needs to have fun. 908 00:48:04,823 --> 00:48:08,156 Yes, yesterday we got drunk like twentysomethings. 909 00:48:08,531 --> 00:48:10,531 - Leave, dude! - Weren't you at the office? 910 00:48:11,073 --> 00:48:12,948 Yes, honey, I was at the office. 911 00:48:13,031 --> 00:48:15,698 I left super late but this guy is a bad influence. 912 00:48:15,823 --> 00:48:17,031 No, no. 913 00:48:17,531 --> 00:48:19,698 Ro didn't do anything he didn't want to do. 914 00:48:20,281 --> 00:48:22,448 - Tell her. - Yes, tell me, Ro. 915 00:48:24,198 --> 00:48:25,448 Tell me. 916 00:48:25,656 --> 00:48:28,781 Mezcal. A crapload of mezcal, Eli. 917 00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:31,073 I'll call you an Uber. Where's my phone? 918 00:48:31,156 --> 00:48:32,573 No! Why are you calling him an Uber 919 00:48:32,656 --> 00:48:33,906 when I'm just making breakfast? 920 00:48:33,948 --> 00:48:35,281 - I'm not hungry, honey. - Listen. 921 00:48:35,531 --> 00:48:38,156 You stay. It's okay, you deserve to have new friends, 922 00:48:38,198 --> 00:48:40,323 Me too. And you need to have breakfast. 923 00:48:40,656 --> 00:48:41,698 What do you want? 924 00:48:42,531 --> 00:48:43,823 An omelette? What's on your mind? 925 00:48:43,948 --> 00:48:45,323 - Do you have Froot Loops? - Froot Loops? 926 00:48:45,406 --> 00:48:46,823 - Really? - They're great. 927 00:48:46,948 --> 00:48:48,281 No, I don't have Frooty Loopies. 928 00:48:49,948 --> 00:48:51,906 Hey, your girlfriend is making me breakfast. 929 00:48:51,948 --> 00:48:53,448 I don't have eggs either, Eli. 930 00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:55,323 - No. That's a given. - Let's see. 931 00:48:56,073 --> 00:48:57,698 No, there are no eggs. 932 00:48:58,698 --> 00:48:59,948 There's nothing in there. 933 00:49:00,531 --> 00:49:02,698 Is it okay if we order something for breakfast? 934 00:49:02,823 --> 00:49:04,448 Come on! Hurry! 935 00:49:04,531 --> 00:49:06,031 It's okay. In fact, 936 00:49:06,323 --> 00:49:08,698 Ro spoke to me about you. 937 00:49:08,948 --> 00:49:10,656 - Did he? - He said you were kind of nerd. 938 00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:12,948 No, Eli. I didn't say that. 939 00:49:13,031 --> 00:49:14,198 I'm a nerd. What's wrong? 940 00:49:14,281 --> 00:49:15,698 I said you studied a lot. That's all. 941 00:49:15,781 --> 00:49:17,406 I'm finishing my PhD. 942 00:49:17,698 --> 00:49:18,948 - I have a year left. - That's great! 943 00:49:20,031 --> 00:49:21,698 - In what? - Genetics. 944 00:49:22,156 --> 00:49:23,323 That's great. 945 00:49:23,823 --> 00:49:25,448 - Like The X-Men. - Exactly! 946 00:49:25,531 --> 00:49:27,073 No. What do you mean, Eli? 947 00:49:27,198 --> 00:49:29,531 - It's not like The X- Men at all. - Are you okay? 948 00:49:30,698 --> 00:49:31,573 Let's see. 949 00:49:31,656 --> 00:49:34,281 I study methylation in deoxyribonucleic acid. 950 00:49:34,323 --> 00:49:36,281 We aim to isolate the chemical processes 951 00:49:36,323 --> 00:49:38,656 which link genetic predispositions 952 00:49:38,698 --> 00:49:40,198 in environmental factors. 953 00:49:40,906 --> 00:49:42,073 Sure. 954 00:49:42,281 --> 00:49:43,823 Nurture versus nature. 955 00:49:44,781 --> 00:49:45,948 Exactly! 956 00:49:46,073 --> 00:49:47,948 - He's smart. - Yes. Very smart. 957 00:49:48,073 --> 00:49:49,281 Yes. See? 958 00:49:49,948 --> 00:49:52,323 I told you my girlfriend was 959 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:54,531 - the scientist Barbie. - Yes. 960 00:49:55,323 --> 00:49:57,323 Well, let's start the day. Come on. 961 00:49:57,406 --> 00:49:58,823 Yes, chromosomes rock. 962 00:49:58,948 --> 00:50:00,073 And don't call me that! 963 00:50:00,281 --> 00:50:02,281 Forgive me for insisting on the topic, 964 00:50:02,323 --> 00:50:03,948 but it's really interesting. 965 00:50:04,031 --> 00:50:06,198 If I wanted to change my personality, for example, 966 00:50:06,531 --> 00:50:08,448 - could I? - Your personality? 967 00:50:08,531 --> 00:50:09,948 What? Will you-- 968 00:50:10,531 --> 00:50:13,406 stay here and hang out or what? 969 00:50:13,448 --> 00:50:15,031 I have nothing to do. 970 00:50:15,073 --> 00:50:16,448 Me neither. 971 00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:18,448 Issa and Sadako completed their chemo. 972 00:50:18,531 --> 00:50:19,573 "I'm so Excited". 973 00:50:20,073 --> 00:50:22,198 The Pointer Sisters! He is cultured! 974 00:50:22,323 --> 00:50:24,698 - I love him. - Yeah, he's adorable, the little fucker. 975 00:50:25,406 --> 00:50:26,781 Well. Let's see. 976 00:50:27,198 --> 00:50:30,156 When we talk about something as imprecise as personality, 977 00:50:30,531 --> 00:50:33,073 anything in your environment, and I mean your cellular environment, 978 00:50:33,198 --> 00:50:36,198 any problem in your DNA or your RNA, whatever, 979 00:50:36,406 --> 00:50:38,698 can affect your genetic expression given enough time. 980 00:50:39,031 --> 00:50:41,406 Your family's influence, your parents', 981 00:50:41,531 --> 00:50:43,073 if you smoke or drink, 982 00:50:43,156 --> 00:50:45,656 it can all affect it. That's called epigenetics. 983 00:50:45,781 --> 00:50:47,698 - Put your sweater on. - Sissy. 984 00:50:48,698 --> 00:50:50,823 What do you think, Ro? About what Elia says. 985 00:50:50,906 --> 00:50:53,656 The environment is vital for genetics. 986 00:50:54,073 --> 00:50:55,281 What do you think? 987 00:50:55,448 --> 00:50:56,698 That the Patriots are down. 988 00:50:56,823 --> 00:50:58,323 One question, Elia. 989 00:50:59,448 --> 00:51:00,698 If Ro, for example, 990 00:51:01,823 --> 00:51:04,823 wanted to change something major about his personality, 991 00:51:06,531 --> 00:51:08,281 for example-- I was thinking, 992 00:51:08,323 --> 00:51:10,031 he wakes up one morning, and bam! 993 00:51:10,073 --> 00:51:11,906 He changes it. 994 00:51:12,531 --> 00:51:13,698 Is it possible? 995 00:51:15,448 --> 00:51:17,031 I think Ro is fine the way he is. 996 00:51:17,156 --> 00:51:18,531 I couldn't agree more. 997 00:51:19,656 --> 00:51:20,823 But it would be possible? 998 00:51:21,323 --> 00:51:22,698 I think we are 999 00:51:22,906 --> 00:51:25,281 pretty tied to genetics. I mean, 1000 00:51:25,573 --> 00:51:27,406 we could resist, but-- 1001 00:51:27,448 --> 00:51:29,656 Sure. But to try to change the personality-- 1002 00:51:29,698 --> 00:51:31,948 Eli, you didn't tell me, honey. How's your mom? 1003 00:51:33,198 --> 00:51:35,073 - Is she okay? - She's fine, yeah. 1004 00:51:35,198 --> 00:51:38,406 Elia, we were just talking about that last night with Ro. 1005 00:51:38,448 --> 00:51:40,198 The DNA? Really? 1006 00:51:40,906 --> 00:51:43,073 - That's cool. I love it! - Not that much. 1007 00:51:43,156 --> 00:51:45,531 No, I love when people get interested in DNA, 1008 00:51:45,573 --> 00:51:47,906 It's fascinating. The research field is so big. 1009 00:51:49,448 --> 00:51:52,156 But wait. You are friend of-- 1010 00:51:52,198 --> 00:51:53,448 - Manuel. - Beanie! 1011 00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:56,573 Manuel, who is Beanie. 1012 00:51:56,698 --> 00:51:59,073 It's a guy we called Chicharo in high school. 1013 00:51:59,156 --> 00:52:00,323 I hadn't told you about him. 1014 00:52:00,781 --> 00:52:02,031 I'm a student. 1015 00:52:02,906 --> 00:52:04,073 You're a student? 1016 00:52:04,531 --> 00:52:06,531 - What do you study? - History. 1017 00:52:06,573 --> 00:52:08,073 History? Wow. 1018 00:52:08,198 --> 00:52:10,073 - Are you getting your Master's? - What? 1019 00:52:11,073 --> 00:52:12,823 - How much time do you have left? - Two. 1020 00:52:13,948 --> 00:52:15,156 Two years? 1021 00:52:15,323 --> 00:52:17,948 That's a long time. You look super young. 1022 00:52:18,073 --> 00:52:19,573 Yeah, that's true. 1023 00:52:19,698 --> 00:52:22,156 They ask for my ID everywhere I go. 1024 00:52:22,406 --> 00:52:23,531 I'm sure it happens to you too. 1025 00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:24,698 She doesn't get carded, obviously. 1026 00:52:24,823 --> 00:52:26,448 Oh, come on, Cris! 1027 00:52:28,531 --> 00:52:30,448 - But you are--? - Argentinian. 1028 00:52:30,531 --> 00:52:31,698 - Argentinian. - Yes. 1029 00:52:31,781 --> 00:52:32,948 You can't tell, right? 1030 00:52:33,323 --> 00:52:35,198 I have been here for a couple years, but-- 1031 00:52:35,656 --> 00:52:37,406 - I can doublespeak. - Really? 1032 00:52:37,823 --> 00:52:39,781 Wow. You can doublespeak and you're not a banker. 1033 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,031 - You're paradise to me. - Damn! 1034 00:52:41,698 --> 00:52:43,323 Damn! What time is it? 1035 00:52:43,531 --> 00:52:44,823 My phone! What time is it? 1036 00:52:44,906 --> 00:52:46,406 - Look at your watch! - It's 1:30. 1037 00:52:46,448 --> 00:52:48,323 - 1:30! No way! - What? 1038 00:52:49,073 --> 00:52:51,073 I forgot I got an email from my boss 1039 00:52:51,198 --> 00:52:53,073 telling me I had to be at the office at 2. 1040 00:52:53,198 --> 00:52:54,448 - Really? - Yes, honey. Really! 1041 00:52:54,531 --> 00:52:55,823 I thought it could be-- 1042 00:52:57,031 --> 00:52:59,948 I thought I'd have time to do it by Monday, but-- 1043 00:53:00,823 --> 00:53:02,948 Let's see. It's a thing that-- 1044 00:53:03,073 --> 00:53:05,531 I needed for Monday, but now I need it before, 1045 00:53:05,573 --> 00:53:07,406 cause of daylight savings and stuff. 1046 00:53:07,448 --> 00:53:09,156 - No! - American banks and all that. 1047 00:53:09,198 --> 00:53:10,948 You can't go, she's exploiting you! 1048 00:53:11,031 --> 00:53:13,198 I can't do anything. I'm under evaluation. 1049 00:53:13,281 --> 00:53:16,198 - It's Sunday! - I know it's Sunday, honey! 1050 00:53:16,448 --> 00:53:19,198 - I hate your boss. - Well, I'll tell her tomorrow. 1051 00:53:19,323 --> 00:53:22,198 But I can't tell her now due to the evaluation, so-- 1052 00:53:22,531 --> 00:53:25,323 Nothing. It's such a shame I have to go now. 1053 00:53:25,823 --> 00:53:27,031 Good luck. 1054 00:53:29,031 --> 00:53:30,448 - What? - What? 1055 00:53:31,906 --> 00:53:33,448 - You had to go to the-- - No. 1056 00:53:36,156 --> 00:53:37,281 Does it bother you? 1057 00:53:37,323 --> 00:53:38,448 - Yes. - No. 1058 00:53:38,573 --> 00:53:40,573 - What do you mean, Eli? - It's okay. 1059 00:53:40,656 --> 00:53:42,448 We'll order something for breakfast. Come here. 1060 00:53:42,573 --> 00:53:45,281 Although it's actually lunch time. It's half past one. 1061 00:53:45,531 --> 00:53:46,823 Do you wear a watch too? 1062 00:53:47,698 --> 00:53:49,656 Besides, I don't have to go to the lab. 1063 00:53:50,156 --> 00:53:51,781 Issa and Sadako finished their chemo. 1064 00:53:52,031 --> 00:53:53,448 - Ruth? - She died. 1065 00:53:53,948 --> 00:53:55,073 She didn't get "too excited". 1066 00:53:56,531 --> 00:53:57,406 You know what? 1067 00:53:57,948 --> 00:53:58,948 Screw it. 1068 00:53:59,073 --> 00:54:01,823 Screw the damn bank! I'll cancel! 1069 00:54:01,948 --> 00:54:03,323 - No! - I won't go! 1070 00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:05,281 - Honey, come on! - We'll stay here. 1071 00:54:05,656 --> 00:54:07,823 Let them fire me! Screw it! 1072 00:54:07,906 --> 00:54:09,323 - No! - You'll be late! 1073 00:54:09,406 --> 00:54:11,198 I won't be late! 1074 00:54:11,281 --> 00:54:13,073 You hate being late! Stop it. 1075 00:54:13,948 --> 00:54:15,573 It's okay. You have to work. 1076 00:54:15,948 --> 00:54:17,448 Go. We'll stay here. 1077 00:54:21,156 --> 00:54:22,781 Yeah, right. Okay. 1078 00:54:25,073 --> 00:54:26,073 Cool. 1079 00:54:29,698 --> 00:54:30,948 I'll leave then. 1080 00:54:31,198 --> 00:54:32,198 Yes. 1081 00:54:32,323 --> 00:54:33,698 And grab some lunch on your way back. 1082 00:54:33,781 --> 00:54:35,281 Cause you get really cranky. 1083 00:54:35,698 --> 00:54:37,406 - He gets cranky, huh? - Yeah. 1084 00:54:37,448 --> 00:54:38,531 Okay. 1085 00:54:40,073 --> 00:54:41,406 - Bye, honey. - Bye. 1086 00:54:41,573 --> 00:54:42,573 I love you! 1087 00:54:45,406 --> 00:54:46,406 I love you. 1088 00:54:47,698 --> 00:54:48,781 Bye. 1089 00:54:54,073 --> 00:54:55,448 He works a lot, right? 1090 00:54:55,698 --> 00:54:57,656 Yes. But I'm the same. 1091 00:54:57,781 --> 00:54:58,948 - Really? - Yes. 1092 00:54:59,031 --> 00:55:00,781 Sorry. I'll put my pants on. 1093 00:55:02,198 --> 00:55:03,698 Yes, we're workaholics. 1094 00:55:06,906 --> 00:55:08,073 How long have you been together? 1095 00:55:08,156 --> 00:55:09,656 Since I started my Master's. 1096 00:55:09,948 --> 00:55:11,073 A lot! 1097 00:55:12,823 --> 00:55:14,156 - That's good. - Yes. 1098 00:55:15,031 --> 00:55:17,406 You must share all your secrets. 1099 00:55:19,073 --> 00:55:20,073 Yeah. 1100 00:55:21,323 --> 00:55:23,448 - That's good. - Yes. Why? 1101 00:55:24,323 --> 00:55:26,323 Well, do you keep any secrets? 1102 00:55:27,573 --> 00:55:28,531 No. 1103 00:55:28,573 --> 00:55:30,448 I can tell you guys have a lot of respect for one another. 1104 00:55:30,531 --> 00:55:33,031 Yes. We don't live together, for example. 1105 00:55:34,281 --> 00:55:36,198 Do you think it's weird that we don't live together? 1106 00:55:36,323 --> 00:55:38,031 Yes. It's actually pretty weird. 1107 00:55:38,948 --> 00:55:40,323 - Yes. - Really? 1108 00:55:40,531 --> 00:55:42,656 Yes. How long have you been together? 1109 00:55:43,323 --> 00:55:44,448 Six years. 1110 00:55:44,531 --> 00:55:45,698 - Six years? - Yeah. 1111 00:55:45,948 --> 00:55:47,906 - That's a lot. - Yes, I know. 1112 00:55:47,948 --> 00:55:49,948 That's weird. It's a lot of time. 1113 00:55:50,281 --> 00:55:51,448 But why? 1114 00:55:51,573 --> 00:55:53,948 I've tried talking to him about it a few times, 1115 00:55:54,073 --> 00:55:56,906 and maybe you can tell me what's going on with that. 1116 00:55:57,198 --> 00:55:58,198 With what? 1117 00:55:58,406 --> 00:56:01,073 About living together. Why-- 1118 00:56:01,573 --> 00:56:02,948 a man over thirty 1119 00:56:03,031 --> 00:56:05,448 freaks out when his girlfriend asks him to move in together. 1120 00:56:08,281 --> 00:56:10,156 Well, maybe you have to-- 1121 00:56:10,448 --> 00:56:12,698 get to know someone really well before moving in. 1122 00:56:13,531 --> 00:56:14,823 Specially so-- 1123 00:56:15,823 --> 00:56:17,656 you don't get any surprises. 1124 00:56:18,823 --> 00:56:20,031 No, it's-- 1125 00:56:21,448 --> 00:56:22,823 It's his job, you know? 1126 00:56:22,948 --> 00:56:25,406 It's his work and it's-- 1127 00:56:25,698 --> 00:56:27,573 his boss, who exploits him. 1128 00:56:27,948 --> 00:56:29,906 And that's life. 1129 00:56:30,198 --> 00:56:31,823 - That's life and-- - Life. 1130 00:56:32,448 --> 00:56:34,156 That's how long term 1131 00:56:34,781 --> 00:56:36,531 relationships are, you know? 1132 00:56:37,323 --> 00:56:39,281 You have to get through the difficult times 1133 00:56:39,573 --> 00:56:41,573 and know that everything shall pass. 1134 00:56:42,948 --> 00:56:44,073 That's what relationships are. 1135 00:56:44,531 --> 00:56:46,531 They're alliance. They're patience. 1136 00:56:47,198 --> 00:56:49,406 But we learn that through time. 1137 00:56:50,531 --> 00:56:51,698 Don't we? 1138 00:56:53,073 --> 00:56:54,531 You clearly love him a lot. 1139 00:56:54,656 --> 00:56:55,823 Yes. 1140 00:56:56,198 --> 00:56:57,406 It shows. 1141 00:56:58,198 --> 00:56:59,406 I talk like a parrot. 1142 00:57:00,198 --> 00:57:01,531 It's fine. 1143 00:57:02,573 --> 00:57:03,823 I'll go now. 1144 00:57:04,323 --> 00:57:07,281 - Why? - Yes, yes. I must. 1145 00:57:07,573 --> 00:57:08,698 - You're leaving? - Yes. 1146 00:57:08,781 --> 00:57:10,531 Okay. I'll walk you out. 1147 00:57:10,781 --> 00:57:11,948 - Sure. - Yeah. 1148 00:57:15,406 --> 00:57:16,573 Bye, Pedro. 1149 00:57:23,281 --> 00:57:26,156 - How are you going? - My car is around the block. 1150 00:57:27,198 --> 00:57:29,448 - Well, take care. - Ciao. 1151 00:58:11,073 --> 00:58:12,156 Hi, honey. 1152 00:58:13,948 --> 00:58:15,156 You look gorgeous! 1153 00:58:17,656 --> 00:58:18,823 How are you? 1154 00:58:19,156 --> 00:58:20,448 Very well. How did it go? 1155 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:22,281 It went great. You look very handsome too, hun. 1156 00:58:23,073 --> 00:58:24,781 How was it? Did you save-- 1157 00:58:25,448 --> 00:58:26,656 Katy Perry from death? 1158 00:58:27,656 --> 00:58:28,781 In fact, I did. 1159 00:58:28,823 --> 00:58:30,656 But I have something better to tell you. 1160 00:58:30,698 --> 00:58:32,073 And it's Gaga not Katy. 1161 00:58:32,323 --> 00:58:33,948 - Only good news, right? - Yes. 1162 00:58:35,531 --> 00:58:37,073 Adriana is leaving my apartment. 1163 00:58:37,823 --> 00:58:39,448 - Adriana? - Why? 1164 00:58:40,198 --> 00:58:41,448 Because-- 1165 00:58:41,698 --> 00:58:44,031 I don't know. She'll leave school and go back to Queretaro, 1166 00:58:44,073 --> 00:58:46,323 but-- it doesn't matter. It's amazing, right? 1167 00:58:47,406 --> 00:58:48,823 - Good evening. - Good evening. 1168 00:58:48,948 --> 00:58:50,073 Can I show you the menu? 1169 00:58:50,323 --> 00:58:51,531 - Thank you. Please. - Thank you. 1170 00:58:51,906 --> 00:58:53,823 - Thank you. - Can I get you some wine, sir? 1171 00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:55,406 No, I'm fine. Well-- 1172 00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:57,198 Yes. A little. Thank you. 1173 00:58:58,198 --> 00:58:59,406 Don't you get it? 1174 00:59:00,073 --> 00:59:01,531 No, honey. What? 1175 00:59:01,948 --> 00:59:03,698 Adriana is leaving my apartment. 1176 00:59:04,198 --> 00:59:05,198 And what will you do? 1177 00:59:05,573 --> 00:59:06,823 What do you mean? 1178 00:59:07,031 --> 00:59:09,073 You can't afford that apartment on your own. 1179 00:59:09,323 --> 00:59:10,948 Exactly. 1180 00:59:11,031 --> 00:59:13,698 Maybe someone in the lab is looking for a roomie or a place. 1181 00:59:14,531 --> 00:59:15,698 She leaves in March. 1182 00:59:16,531 --> 00:59:17,656 Honey, that's why. 1183 00:59:17,698 --> 00:59:20,073 If I'm not mistaken, your lease is up in June. 1184 00:59:20,198 --> 00:59:22,531 What will you do from March to June? It's a lot. 1185 00:59:22,948 --> 00:59:24,448 You're playing the fool! 1186 00:59:24,531 --> 00:59:26,281 I'm not! Adriana is out of line, 1187 00:59:26,323 --> 00:59:28,448 tell her something. I don't know why you're happy. 1188 00:59:28,531 --> 00:59:30,281 Your lease is up in March. 1189 00:59:34,698 --> 00:59:35,948 No, Eli. 1190 00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:37,073 No. 1191 00:59:37,906 --> 00:59:39,198 - Sir. - Excuse me. 1192 00:59:40,573 --> 00:59:43,073 No, I'm sorry. Can you give us a moment? 1193 00:59:43,448 --> 00:59:44,656 Sure. 1194 00:59:47,156 --> 00:59:49,406 It's perfect. It's perfect timing. 1195 00:59:49,531 --> 00:59:51,198 Perfect timing for who? 1196 00:59:51,573 --> 00:59:52,822 What do you mean? 1197 00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:55,448 She leaves in March. Your lease is up in March. 1198 00:59:57,073 --> 00:59:58,948 - It's-- - It's a terrible idea! 1199 01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:18,823 Can I take your order, miss? 1200 01:00:20,073 --> 01:00:22,698 I'll have the hiutlacoche crepe, please. 1201 01:00:22,906 --> 01:00:23,906 Perfect. 1202 01:00:25,448 --> 01:00:26,323 For you, sir? 1203 01:00:26,406 --> 01:00:27,823 I don't know. What can you recommend? 1204 01:00:28,323 --> 01:00:29,948 That he moves in with his girlfriend, right? 1205 01:00:32,198 --> 01:00:33,698 I mean, after six years-- 1206 01:00:34,031 --> 01:00:35,323 No one is forcing you, but-- 1207 01:00:36,281 --> 01:00:37,448 I'm not crazy. 1208 01:00:38,406 --> 01:00:39,323 Right? 1209 01:00:42,531 --> 01:00:43,823 Bring him the same as me. 1210 01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:53,573 Eli, we live one neighborhood away. 1211 01:00:55,448 --> 01:00:57,448 And if we take an helicopter, we're two minutes away. 1212 01:00:57,531 --> 01:00:59,323 - Exactly. - Listen. 1213 01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:01,698 We meet two or three times a week. 1214 01:01:02,531 --> 01:01:04,198 If we lived together, I could see you 1215 01:01:04,281 --> 01:01:06,906 even at 2 a. m., when you return from your meetings 1216 01:01:06,948 --> 01:01:08,323 - with your boss. - Honey, I'm working a lot. 1217 01:01:08,448 --> 01:01:10,198 Sometimes I'm too tired and I just want to sleep. 1218 01:01:10,323 --> 01:01:12,073 That's what being a couple is like. 1219 01:01:12,156 --> 01:01:13,448 I don't know if we're there yet. 1220 01:01:16,281 --> 01:01:17,823 Where are we then? 1221 01:01:19,198 --> 01:01:21,031 Elia, I followed you downtown. 1222 01:01:21,531 --> 01:01:22,698 You didn't follow me! 1223 01:01:23,198 --> 01:01:24,823 I got a job and moving was convenient. 1224 01:01:25,073 --> 01:01:26,781 Why do you want to ruin things? 1225 01:01:26,823 --> 01:01:29,073 You were the one who wanted to move in with a roomie. 1226 01:01:29,156 --> 01:01:30,698 Six years ago! 1227 01:01:32,323 --> 01:01:34,823 Living together is wanting to ruin things? 1228 01:01:39,406 --> 01:01:40,906 I'm doing something wrong. 1229 01:01:44,323 --> 01:01:46,656 I'm doing something really freaking wrong, obviously. 1230 01:01:47,823 --> 01:01:49,031 You're not doing anything wrong. 1231 01:01:53,073 --> 01:01:54,698 Even people are talking. 1232 01:01:55,573 --> 01:01:56,823 What people?! 1233 01:01:57,698 --> 01:01:58,906 What people? 1234 01:02:15,573 --> 01:02:17,448 How long will we be like this? 1235 01:02:19,906 --> 01:02:20,823 Ro? 1236 01:02:21,281 --> 01:02:22,448 Forgive me, Eli. 1237 01:02:27,073 --> 01:02:28,448 Forgive what? 1238 01:02:30,531 --> 01:02:32,531 Where is this reaction coming from? I don't get it. 1239 01:02:33,656 --> 01:02:35,323 Talking about living together is like-- 1240 01:02:36,198 --> 01:02:38,281 A taboo, a sacrilege. It's-- 1241 01:02:38,948 --> 01:02:40,948 - It's like walking on glass... - I didn't know you cared that much. 1242 01:02:42,531 --> 01:02:43,698 What? 1243 01:02:44,323 --> 01:02:46,281 We have talked about this three times 1244 01:02:46,323 --> 01:02:47,781 in three years and those three times-- 1245 01:02:49,531 --> 01:02:51,031 Either you're a sociopath 1246 01:02:51,531 --> 01:02:53,198 or there's something really wrong here 1247 01:02:53,281 --> 01:02:54,781 and you won't tell me. 1248 01:02:57,031 --> 01:02:58,531 I don't know why you put up with me. 1249 01:03:01,531 --> 01:03:02,698 It's your job. 1250 01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:06,198 - It's the bank. - No, no. 1251 01:03:07,906 --> 01:03:09,073 It's not my job. 1252 01:03:12,198 --> 01:03:14,198 You know I don't care you work so hard. 1253 01:03:14,281 --> 01:03:15,448 I'm the same. 1254 01:03:16,573 --> 01:03:18,073 And I'm happy that-- 1255 01:03:18,323 --> 01:03:19,531 You're happy. 1256 01:03:20,781 --> 01:03:21,948 What are you happy about, Eli? 1257 01:03:23,448 --> 01:03:24,823 Why are you happy? Answer me! 1258 01:03:27,781 --> 01:03:28,948 Because I love you. 1259 01:03:33,531 --> 01:03:34,948 And why do you love me? 1260 01:03:47,698 --> 01:03:48,948 Eli, I'm not good for you. 1261 01:04:01,656 --> 01:04:03,073 Ro, baby-- 1262 01:04:04,531 --> 01:04:05,656 Love is-- 1263 01:04:05,698 --> 01:04:08,031 chemistry and intuition and-- 1264 01:04:08,406 --> 01:04:09,573 It's biology. 1265 01:04:12,656 --> 01:04:14,531 It's magic, if you want, but-- 1266 01:04:15,573 --> 01:04:16,781 It's not-- 1267 01:04:17,073 --> 01:04:19,698 a financial equation that suits you or not. It's-- 1268 01:04:23,198 --> 01:04:24,406 - It's love. - Eli. 1269 01:04:26,531 --> 01:04:28,906 - What you want-- - It's understanding. 1270 01:04:29,323 --> 01:04:30,531 and what I want-- 1271 01:04:30,906 --> 01:04:32,323 It's patience! 1272 01:04:33,698 --> 01:04:35,573 - It's-- - It's not your fault. 1273 01:04:46,073 --> 01:04:46,948 Did-- 1274 01:04:48,823 --> 01:04:50,698 Did I freak you out with the apartment thing? 1275 01:04:50,781 --> 01:04:51,656 Forget it. 1276 01:04:52,531 --> 01:04:54,698 If you feel it's too soon-- 1277 01:04:56,698 --> 01:04:57,948 Forgive me. 1278 01:05:01,656 --> 01:05:02,823 Forgive me. 1279 01:05:11,948 --> 01:05:13,156 Calm down. 1280 01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:22,823 How much is the rent? 1281 01:05:22,906 --> 01:05:24,073 It doesn't matter anymore. 1282 01:05:25,198 --> 01:05:26,906 - Yes. - No, it doesn't matter. 1283 01:05:27,531 --> 01:05:28,698 Let's not talk about that. 1284 01:05:31,323 --> 01:05:32,531 Eli, I'm fucked up. 1285 01:05:35,823 --> 01:05:37,031 And I love you like that. 1286 01:05:39,281 --> 01:05:40,448 It can't be. 1287 01:05:41,656 --> 01:05:42,823 Well, yes. It is. 1288 01:05:45,073 --> 01:05:46,323 Don't you feel it? 1289 01:05:49,031 --> 01:05:50,531 Fucked up and all, I love you. 1290 01:06:03,531 --> 01:06:04,698 Fucked up and all. 1291 01:06:09,406 --> 01:06:11,323 You didn't even touched your crepe. 1292 01:06:11,448 --> 01:06:12,656 I'm not hungry. 1293 01:07:02,948 --> 01:07:04,323 Did you set the alarm? 1294 01:07:04,531 --> 01:07:07,031 Yes. Seven thirty. 1295 01:07:09,198 --> 01:07:10,073 Ro? 1296 01:07:10,781 --> 01:07:12,531 Do you think Elia knows about us? 1297 01:07:13,573 --> 01:07:15,073 Cris, just go to sleep. 1298 01:07:17,573 --> 01:07:18,823 Or about me? 1299 01:07:21,031 --> 01:07:21,906 Dude-- 1300 01:07:24,031 --> 01:07:26,198 Why do you always wanna talk at 3 a.m? 1301 01:07:27,906 --> 01:07:28,823 Here. 1302 01:07:30,281 --> 01:07:31,448 I just want-- 1303 01:07:32,073 --> 01:07:33,281 to fuck you again. 1304 01:07:33,448 --> 01:07:36,198 What? Dude, hold on. 1305 01:07:39,573 --> 01:07:40,781 Wait. 1306 01:07:42,698 --> 01:07:43,906 What do you want to know? 1307 01:07:46,448 --> 01:07:47,948 If someone knows about you. 1308 01:07:49,906 --> 01:07:51,073 I don't know. 1309 01:07:53,656 --> 01:07:54,906 I used to think a lot about that. 1310 01:07:57,198 --> 01:07:58,448 I thought people might know. 1311 01:08:00,073 --> 01:08:01,073 And now? 1312 01:08:03,698 --> 01:08:06,531 Now I think no one gives a damn about anyone else. 1313 01:08:09,031 --> 01:08:10,948 People see you more than you think. 1314 01:08:12,948 --> 01:08:14,156 I don't think so. 1315 01:08:14,656 --> 01:08:16,698 I wish I could see you more. 1316 01:08:18,823 --> 01:08:19,698 Me too. 1317 01:08:21,031 --> 01:08:22,198 To be like this. 1318 01:08:25,198 --> 01:08:26,198 Always. 1319 01:08:31,573 --> 01:08:32,781 Always? 1320 01:08:34,031 --> 01:08:35,698 Sometimes I think about the future with you. 1321 01:08:37,323 --> 01:08:39,198 The way in which we could be together. 1322 01:08:43,656 --> 01:08:44,823 Okay. 1323 01:08:46,781 --> 01:08:47,948 C'mere. 1324 01:08:49,031 --> 01:08:50,198 Don't freak out. 1325 01:08:50,281 --> 01:08:52,198 I'm not saying now. Right away. 1326 01:08:53,948 --> 01:08:55,156 But someday, 1327 01:08:57,031 --> 01:08:58,406 maybe be able to-- 1328 01:08:59,323 --> 01:09:01,448 tell people about us. 1329 01:09:04,323 --> 01:09:06,781 I kept thinking about what you said the other day. 1330 01:09:08,823 --> 01:09:11,781 That no one knows about me. 1331 01:09:12,906 --> 01:09:14,698 And I told some people. 1332 01:09:15,656 --> 01:09:17,073 Did you talk about me? 1333 01:09:19,073 --> 01:09:20,281 About you, about me. 1334 01:09:20,948 --> 01:09:22,906 I told them there was a guy-- 1335 01:09:24,906 --> 01:09:26,198 that I like very much-- 1336 01:09:27,323 --> 01:09:28,823 and who likes me-- 1337 01:09:32,073 --> 01:09:33,406 who buys me beers 1338 01:09:34,531 --> 01:09:35,698 and makes me laugh. 1339 01:09:38,156 --> 01:09:39,323 Was I wrong? 1340 01:09:41,823 --> 01:09:43,031 Put this on. 1341 01:09:44,073 --> 01:09:45,281 Give that to me. 1342 01:09:48,073 --> 01:09:49,281 And what did they say? 1343 01:09:50,073 --> 01:09:51,573 My roomie said that-- 1344 01:09:51,948 --> 01:09:53,948 he couldn't fall in love with a guy because 1345 01:09:54,531 --> 01:09:55,823 his beard would scratch him. 1346 01:09:57,198 --> 01:09:58,573 And my best friend-- 1347 01:09:59,531 --> 01:10:00,948 She saw it coming. 1348 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:03,823 And after that-- 1349 01:10:04,448 --> 01:10:05,573 Nothing. 1350 01:10:06,531 --> 01:10:07,573 It was meh. 1351 01:10:08,198 --> 01:10:10,073 Nobody bought me a cake or anything. 1352 01:10:13,198 --> 01:10:15,323 Elia suggested that we moved in together. 1353 01:10:16,323 --> 01:10:17,531 Who? 1354 01:10:18,156 --> 01:10:19,323 Elia and I. 1355 01:10:19,698 --> 01:10:20,906 You obviously said no. 1356 01:10:21,698 --> 01:10:22,823 Why would it be obvious? 1357 01:10:22,948 --> 01:10:24,906 - Because you're gay. - No, Cris. 1358 01:10:25,031 --> 01:10:26,448 What? You're gay enough. 1359 01:10:26,531 --> 01:10:27,823 I'm being serious, man. 1360 01:10:29,448 --> 01:10:31,948 You can't go live with Elia. Don't be silly. 1361 01:10:34,448 --> 01:10:35,823 I have to tell her soon. 1362 01:10:37,781 --> 01:10:38,906 Look at me. 1363 01:10:39,031 --> 01:10:40,323 Are you actually considering it? 1364 01:10:42,323 --> 01:10:43,531 Well, yes. 1365 01:10:44,156 --> 01:10:46,073 Ro, if you go live with Elia, we-- 1366 01:10:47,031 --> 01:10:48,198 We what? 1367 01:10:48,656 --> 01:10:49,573 We what? 1368 01:10:49,656 --> 01:10:51,281 We wouldn't see each other anymore. 1369 01:10:52,073 --> 01:10:53,406 Don't you get it? 1370 01:10:54,698 --> 01:10:56,406 You're breaking my balls. 1371 01:10:56,656 --> 01:10:57,823 I'm such an idiot. 1372 01:10:57,906 --> 01:10:59,573 No wonder you didn't want to talk about the future. 1373 01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:00,823 What? 1374 01:11:00,906 --> 01:11:02,198 That's why you reacted like that in the shower. 1375 01:11:02,281 --> 01:11:04,573 I tried to kissed you and you backed away. 1376 01:11:04,656 --> 01:11:06,156 - That's why. - It's not that! 1377 01:11:06,198 --> 01:11:07,448 You're moving in with Elia! 1378 01:11:07,656 --> 01:11:09,573 You want to move in with her. That's what's happening! 1379 01:11:10,323 --> 01:11:11,823 That's just what you're telling me. 1380 01:11:13,323 --> 01:11:14,531 And then what? 1381 01:11:14,823 --> 01:11:16,198 Are you going to kiss me in the park 1382 01:11:16,281 --> 01:11:17,698 at your lunchtime break? 1383 01:11:18,698 --> 01:11:20,531 Will you come to the apartment with all my roomies? 1384 01:11:20,573 --> 01:11:21,823 - Explain to me how we'll do it! - Damn it! 1385 01:11:21,948 --> 01:11:23,323 No "damn it"! 1386 01:11:23,573 --> 01:11:25,531 If you move in with Elvia, I won't fit in! 1387 01:11:28,031 --> 01:11:29,031 No. 1388 01:11:31,156 --> 01:11:33,656 - Come on! - If I move in with her, yes, 1389 01:11:33,698 --> 01:11:34,948 If is a conditional, but 1390 01:11:35,031 --> 01:11:36,573 we just touched the subject for the first time. 1391 01:11:36,656 --> 01:11:39,031 If it's a conditional, have the balls to say no to her, man. 1392 01:11:40,531 --> 01:11:41,656 You don't get it, dude. Come here. 1393 01:11:41,698 --> 01:11:43,031 No! What are you thinking? 1394 01:11:43,073 --> 01:11:45,448 That you'll sell me love, give me a hug and that will fix everything? 1395 01:11:49,448 --> 01:11:50,573 I don't get it? 1396 01:11:50,823 --> 01:11:52,198 Come here! I'm talking to you! 1397 01:11:52,531 --> 01:11:54,156 Ro, I understand perfectly. 1398 01:11:54,198 --> 01:11:56,531 I understand. All you have to do 1399 01:11:56,698 --> 01:11:58,448 is grab your two ballsies-- 1400 01:11:58,531 --> 01:11:59,698 and say no to her. That's all. 1401 01:11:59,781 --> 01:12:01,448 - Is that what I have to do? - Yes, like a man! 1402 01:12:01,573 --> 01:12:03,198 Thanks for showing up to tell me. 1403 01:12:03,323 --> 01:12:04,448 Don't you have a good time with me? 1404 01:12:04,573 --> 01:12:06,781 - Come on! - It seems like you don't! 1405 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,031 It seems like you don't! 1406 01:12:08,073 --> 01:12:09,906 If you go live with someone else, it means 1407 01:12:09,948 --> 01:12:11,448 you don't give a damn about me. 1408 01:12:11,573 --> 01:12:13,031 I have a perfect time with you! 1409 01:12:13,073 --> 01:12:14,323 I think about you all the freaking time! 1410 01:12:14,448 --> 01:12:15,656 What else do you want me to say? 1411 01:12:17,281 --> 01:12:19,323 I don't know, man! Being with you is-- 1412 01:12:19,406 --> 01:12:21,031 - What? - Like smoking crack. 1413 01:12:21,198 --> 01:12:22,573 - You don't smoke crack. - I don't know! 1414 01:12:22,656 --> 01:12:24,448 I only know it's addictive, and I'm not an addict, 1415 01:12:24,531 --> 01:12:26,698 so I can leave it whenever the hell I want. 1416 01:12:26,781 --> 01:12:27,948 It's not true. It's not like that. 1417 01:12:28,948 --> 01:12:30,073 Being with you is-- 1418 01:12:30,198 --> 01:12:31,656 How do I explain it, man? 1419 01:12:32,323 --> 01:12:34,531 It's like being emotionally drunk. 1420 01:12:36,448 --> 01:12:38,698 What are you? The Bob Dylan of queerness, now? 1421 01:12:39,906 --> 01:12:41,073 Come on! 1422 01:12:41,281 --> 01:12:43,198 You don't fucking know what you're saying. 1423 01:12:48,323 --> 01:12:50,073 Ro, cut the crap. 1424 01:12:52,323 --> 01:12:53,448 You're the one who waned to talk, Cris. 1425 01:12:53,531 --> 01:12:55,323 - Stop acting like a child now. - I'm sorry! 1426 01:12:55,906 --> 01:12:57,656 I'm sorry for not controlling my emotions like you! 1427 01:12:57,698 --> 01:13:00,156 Really, dude. I'm tired. Stop. 1428 01:13:00,906 --> 01:13:02,698 Do you think you are smart? 1429 01:13:03,073 --> 01:13:05,448 That you are the only one who has gone through this? 1430 01:13:05,531 --> 01:13:07,781 You're asking me to throw my goddamn life away. 1431 01:13:07,823 --> 01:13:10,073 - Don't you get it? - I'm not asking you anything! 1432 01:13:11,573 --> 01:13:13,323 You don't get it, because you don't have a life! 1433 01:13:15,031 --> 01:13:17,031 And, if you don't get everything you want 1434 01:13:17,198 --> 01:13:19,406 all the damn time, it doesn't mean things are wrong, 1435 01:13:19,448 --> 01:13:22,031 and yes, man! Sex with you is a little better. 1436 01:13:28,906 --> 01:13:30,698 - A little? - Yes, dude. A little. 1437 01:13:33,823 --> 01:13:36,698 Girls have sucked my cock and it's not the same. 1438 01:13:38,406 --> 01:13:40,281 - It's not the same! - Shut up. 1439 01:13:40,323 --> 01:13:41,948 You shut up! 1440 01:13:42,073 --> 01:13:43,823 There's my neighbors! Shut up! 1441 01:13:43,906 --> 01:13:45,573 I don't give a damn about your neighbors! 1442 01:13:46,531 --> 01:13:48,531 Why are you always thinking about others? 1443 01:13:48,906 --> 01:13:50,823 What do you care what they say about you? 1444 01:13:55,073 --> 01:13:56,156 Why--? 1445 01:13:57,073 --> 01:13:59,156 You're a damn prick. 1446 01:14:03,198 --> 01:14:05,906 You're a damn prick, that's what you are. 1447 01:14:29,156 --> 01:14:30,531 I can't deal with this. 1448 01:14:33,156 --> 01:14:34,323 It's okay. 1449 01:14:36,531 --> 01:14:38,531 It's okay. There. 1450 01:14:40,531 --> 01:14:41,698 It's okay. 1451 01:14:47,698 --> 01:14:49,406 I'll be with you always. 1452 01:14:50,073 --> 01:14:51,073 Huh? 1453 01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:55,448 I don't understand why you put up with me. 1454 01:14:57,823 --> 01:14:59,073 Hey, look at me. 1455 01:14:59,823 --> 01:15:01,073 Look at me. 1456 01:15:03,031 --> 01:15:05,323 I do it because I care about you, because I like you. 1457 01:15:06,656 --> 01:15:07,823 And I want everything with you. 1458 01:15:08,656 --> 01:15:09,573 Huh? 1459 01:15:14,531 --> 01:15:16,031 Don't forget you buy me beers. 1460 01:15:31,156 --> 01:15:32,531 I could have told her. 1461 01:15:35,906 --> 01:15:37,073 And I didn't. 1462 01:15:38,698 --> 01:15:39,906 I know. 1463 01:15:42,948 --> 01:15:44,031 Thank you. 1464 01:15:45,156 --> 01:15:46,323 See? 1465 01:15:48,531 --> 01:15:50,573 Sometimes I'm not the big asshole you think I am. 1466 01:15:53,448 --> 01:15:55,323 I promise you I will fix this. 1467 01:15:55,573 --> 01:15:56,448 I know. 1468 01:15:57,948 --> 01:15:59,573 I know you'll fix it. 1469 01:16:35,198 --> 01:16:36,406 Ro? 1470 01:16:40,198 --> 01:16:41,281 Ro? 1471 01:16:51,198 --> 01:16:52,406 Hi, Eli. 1472 01:16:57,156 --> 01:16:58,323 What's up? 1473 01:16:58,531 --> 01:16:59,906 What's so urgent? 1474 01:17:00,573 --> 01:17:02,531 I made coffee. Decaf. 1475 01:17:03,781 --> 01:17:04,948 How did it go? 1476 01:17:05,156 --> 01:17:06,031 Fine. 1477 01:17:06,573 --> 01:17:07,823 Whitney survived. 1478 01:17:08,698 --> 01:17:09,906 What? 1479 01:17:10,948 --> 01:17:12,448 And I was able to prove 1480 01:17:12,531 --> 01:17:14,948 the link between nurturing and genetic expression. 1481 01:17:15,406 --> 01:17:16,948 - That's great news. - Yeah. 1482 01:17:17,948 --> 01:17:19,406 Well, in the retrovirally induced 1483 01:17:19,448 --> 01:17:21,031 myeloid leukemia in rats. 1484 01:17:21,573 --> 01:17:23,406 No way, Elia. Congratulations. 1485 01:17:26,781 --> 01:17:29,531 You're going to cure cancer. 1486 01:17:33,073 --> 01:17:35,448 What did doctor Green say about your dissertation? 1487 01:17:37,573 --> 01:17:38,823 What did you want to tell me? 1488 01:17:47,656 --> 01:17:49,031 You don't know? 1489 01:17:55,198 --> 01:17:58,073 I thought about what we talked a few weeks ago. 1490 01:18:01,156 --> 01:18:02,323 What do you want to talk about? 1491 01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,531 I am-- 1492 01:18:24,948 --> 01:18:26,156 Why are you acting weird? 1493 01:18:26,948 --> 01:18:28,323 I'm not acting weird, Eli. 1494 01:18:32,073 --> 01:18:34,198 I'm only sure it's time. 1495 01:18:39,781 --> 01:18:40,948 For what you want. 1496 01:18:41,198 --> 01:18:42,656 For what I want. 1497 01:18:45,073 --> 01:18:46,573 And what's really convenient to us. 1498 01:18:48,948 --> 01:18:50,156 Don't you think? 1499 01:18:53,073 --> 01:18:53,948 Mhm. 1500 01:19:02,531 --> 01:19:04,198 I think we shouldn't beat around the bush. 1501 01:19:08,031 --> 01:19:08,948 And-- 1502 01:19:24,698 --> 01:19:26,031 Will you marry me? 1503 01:19:28,156 --> 01:19:29,323 - Ro! - Eli. 1504 01:19:30,031 --> 01:19:30,823 Come here, my love. 1505 01:19:30,948 --> 01:19:32,448 Why did you do that to me? 1506 01:19:32,531 --> 01:19:33,906 - Do you want to or not? - I do. 1507 01:19:33,948 --> 01:19:36,073 Where do I put this? I don't know! 1508 01:19:39,698 --> 01:19:40,573 Come here. 1509 01:19:41,948 --> 01:19:43,073 I love you. 1510 01:19:59,323 --> 01:20:00,406 Everything will be alright. 1511 01:20:50,948 --> 01:20:53,115 STRAIGHT 95144