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Honey, your pay thing is making me anxious.

I'm sorry.

I'm on the phone with this phone company and the music is driving me insane.

Well, I appreciate you doing that because this bill is through the roof.

It's the least I can do since you know how much I hate crunching the numbers.

But it's a good lesson for Haley.

She's my stepdaughter. And now that you and I are married, she's your

stepdaughter too.

She's... She's 19 now, so she needs to understand that money doesn't grow on

trees. Hopefully I can find a plan that can go for all of us.

Oh, hi, Monica.

Hey, Haley.

Yes, yes, hi. I'm still here.

Since I became a new stepdad and moved in, of course, naturally that caused it

all. You're not going to turn off my phone though, are you? Oh, no, no, no,

We're just trying to find a plan to help lower expenses.

Have you looked into a family plan?

Or stepfamily plan?

You're kind of like stepmom and stepdad.

Cute. I did, but I didn't really find anything that... going to

work for us.

Well, honey, there's nothing wrong with shopping around.

Now, besides that they know that you're in the market for a new plan, you know,

they're going to come back to us, trust me.

Don't start calling back. Watch.

I'm just going to have to go on the computer and see what other places I can

find.

Mama.

Well, I have... some homework to do, but I'll see you later, Daddy.

See you later, Mom.

Bye, Dad.

You can't.

Oh, hey, honey.

Finished with your homework?

It was you the whole time?

It was.

Do you like what you saw, Daddy?

I, uh...

I know you're hiding your boner. There's no need to be shy.

It's exactly what I want it to happen.

Why I'm your stepdad?

You're my hot stepdad.

And besides, I see every time you're looking at me when Mom's not watching.

You're not as subtle as you think.

I'm not?

No, Daddy, but why should you have to be subtle?

We should be able to do what we want.

I really shouldn't.

Please, I promise I won't tell Mom or Daddy.

Okay.

But not a word of this to your mother.

I can just...

Take these off for you, honey.

Wow.

Here, come on.

Here, you just sit still.

Don't worry about mom.

Hi, here.

This will be our special moment, Daddy.

You'll probably want to watch it later.

Everybody.

if you're bald

I'm thinking about it.

Oh,

Daddy,

would you fuck me so bad?

You sure about that?

You should fuck me right over there on the couch.

Once we do that, there's no going back. You understand?

I love you, Daddy.

Well, I better stay that way.

There's no going back.

You know, sucking dick is one thing.

But fucking your pussy is a whole other world.

I wouldn't.

What if you get pregnant?

I'll keep it.

That is not what I want to do.

You should tell her I see that.

You know what?

You should do it.

AHHHHH!

Yes.

How do you know?

fucking absent.

This tastes like margarita.