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This is
your perfect world, huh?
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Guards, arrest that
woman. That isn't me.
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I can't believe
you didn't realize
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we're in Nazi world.
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Come on. How was I
supposed to notice that?
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Ma'am, you're going to
have to come with me.
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Because of the copies of
Mein Kampf on every desk?
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Think I'd be this buff
if I looked at books?
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-Ma'am.
-Or the giant
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fucking mural of Hitler?
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Oh, fuck. How'd I miss that?
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Ma'am,
please put your hands
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above your head.
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Chris, what are you
doing? Get away from her.
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Emilia, I think we
should break up.
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What? Why?
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Because of what I'm about to do.
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{\an8}♪ Julian, it's a hungry world ♪
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{\an8}♪ They're gonna eat
you alive Son, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, Julian When
their fangs sink in ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'll stitch you, but then ♪
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{\an8}♪ I gotta throw
you Back in, oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ You just try and sleep
Even though you're alone ♪
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{\an8}♪ You just close your eyes
boy And dream of home ♪
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{\an8}♪ The light is always on
You just keep that in mind ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you wake in the
morning You'll be satisfied ♪
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{\an8}♪ 'Cause there is always
A wrong to your right ♪
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{\an8}♪ And there will always be
A war somewhere to fight ♪
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{\an8}♪ And God knows I've had
Some rough fucking years ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪
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{\an8}♪ Keep on keeping on ♪
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{\an8}♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la La, la, la, la ♪
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{\an8}♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la La, la, la, la ♪
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{\an8}♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ And God knows I've had ♪
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♪ Some rough fuckin' years ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪
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♪ Keep on keeping on ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la La, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la La, la, la, la ♪
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The Sons of Liberty?
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-Right.
-Who are they?
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The only resistance
this world has
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to the worldwide
Nazi oppressors.
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-Nazis?
-Yes.
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Ever since the Nazis
won World War II...
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-Whoa!
-What?
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The Nazis won World War II here?
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Yes.
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That's the craziest thing
I've heard since I found out
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Cheeri-ohs has an H on the end.
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Well, what happened
where you're from?
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Cheeri-o ends with an
O, how it's supposed to.
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No, I mean with the Nazis.
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Oh. Yeah, the Americans won.
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I don't know who
they teamed up with,
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but I'm, like, 99 percent
sure it wasn't the Nazis.
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You must live in,
like, a utopia.
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-Um...
-I mean,
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anything anyone has
here is at the expense
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of those who are
considered outsiders,
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forced to toil away in
camps their entire lives.
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Well, that's whack.
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Like, I couldn't just stand
by and watch it happening
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without trying to
make a difference.
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That's how I feel when
somebody does graffiti.
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That's not yours to draw on.
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That seems a little different.
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Um, I just remembered something.
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What?
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I came here with a person
who's technically Black.
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Technically? Like,
you can't tell?
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No, you can fully tell.
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That was, like, one
of the first things
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-I noticed about her.
-Shit, we better go.
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-What?
-Now!
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If they find your friend,
you will never see her again.
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Dad,
everything okay?
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I'm kind of in the
middle of something.
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Drop it. This is more important.
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What?
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I'll tell you when you
get here. But hurry.
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Get
her. She's getting away!
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Come on, hurry up.
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Zippity-zap, bitches!
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-Judomaster?
-Come on.
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Shit!
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Both of you, put your
hands above your heads!
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Oh!
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-Wrap your arms around me.
-What?
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Just do it.
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Ow! Fuck!
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What the fuck, Chris?
We went through glass.
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I was aiming for the door.
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I just haven't learned
how to adjust it
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-for carrying someone.
-Jesus.
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Hey, how big's the
door back to our world?
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I don't know. Why?
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I wanna bring my Peace-cycle with me. Oh, shit!
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-Stop or I'll shoot.
-Don't move!
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-Dad!
-In the kitchen!
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Hey, this is all
some sort of mistake.
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Who the fuck is that?
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I'm a casual thief who
broke into the house
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and then made up some shit
because I was stabbed.
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-Nothing I said was true.
-You didn't make anything up.
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Shit. You're like a
human lie detector.
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Let's go. Come here.
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Fuck!
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Kid, we've got problems.
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What?
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Your brother, Keith.
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I think he's dead.
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I... I just saw him at ARGUS.
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That ain't your brother.
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And we've been wondering
why he's been acting
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so weird lately.
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It's because he came
in through the library.
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No, that... that's
not possible. Dad...
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Keith, I never talked
to you boys about this,
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but I saw my own doppelganger
in there years ago,
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and there was something
not right about him,
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something cruel, like he came
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from a world that was
a dark version of ours.
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Psst! Eagly!
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Look what they did.
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Get them. Kill them, Eagly.
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Go get 'em, Eagly. Go!
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Fuck me! Fucker.
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If that ain't your brother,
then he's out there.
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We have to get to him
before the authorities do,
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because if he tells anybody
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that we have a
dimensional portal
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in our house, we are fucked.
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Everything we've
worked for is over.
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-I'll kill him.
-We gotta find him first.
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You with me?
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-Emilia.
-Emilia?
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It's Emilia, too. She's
not herself, either.
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I saw her this morning
in his bedroom,
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standing there,
talking to herself.
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She was wearing pants.
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-Dad?
-Pants?
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I've known that
girl for ten years.
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I've never seen her wear pants.
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There was something off
about her the whole time.
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She never heard of Helloween.
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-That ain't possible.
-Yeah.
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Okay.
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However many there are, then we gotta round them all up.
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And you gotta keep
your head on straight.
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You were always the
son that can do that.
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Don't let me down, okay?
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Let's go suit up.
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What is this place?
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The owners are out of
town, so I took it.
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Found another couple
places with no one home,
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but this one had
the most snacks.
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Followed Pissmaker
into this dimension.
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Got trapped.
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You know the code
to get back out?
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I guess I should, but no.
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People with me do.
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Why'd you save me?
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Didn't seem like a fair fight.
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Thanks.
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That was the most people I
ever killed in a swimming pool
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-with a telephone wire.
-Yeah?
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What was the second-most
amount of people
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you've ever killed
in a swimming pool
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-with a telephone wire?
-Four.
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Remember that time
you tasered me, like,
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a thousand times?
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
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No. I don't want
a piece of string.
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You thought I wanted
a piece of string?
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No, I wanted you to
beat those guys up
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so they don't kill all of us.
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Maybe you could get me a knife.
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You are unbelievably
fucking selfish, Eagly.
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What the hell is
up with this place?
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I just went on a walk and...
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Nazis won World War II here.
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Huh?
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I've been reading all the
history books on the bookshelf.
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You don't want to
be a minority here.
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Or gay. Or Buddhist. Or
anything I am, really.
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And, also, Cheetos
with an H on the end
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aren't nearly as good.
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Jesus Christ.
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Oh. Him, they love.
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So, what the fuck do we do now?
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Wait for nightfall,
then we try to sneak back
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to the mansion,
find your friends,
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and get out of this
fucked-up dimension.
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Yeah.
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You play Scrabble?
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It's called Scrobble here.
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-That's random.
-None of this shit makes sense.
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♪ Flowers in the garden ♪
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♪ Bloom for no one ♪
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♪ Waiting for rain ♪
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♪ Without you I'm so blind ♪
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♪ Without you There's
only silence now ♪
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♪ And nothing else matters now ♪
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♪ Where should I go
Without you now? ♪
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♪ I'll fall at your feet
And scream out loud ♪
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♪ Don't wanna let go
And I'm not proud ♪
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♪ That I'm still pretending ♪
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♪ I'm still pretending now ♪
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♪ Someday The things
we thought about ♪
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♪ But never talked about... ♪
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-Police!
-Freeze!
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-Don't move!
-Stop!
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Hold it right there!
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Get on the ground!
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♪ Silence now ♪
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♪ And nothing else matters now ♪
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The two of
you want to live,
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you come with us now.
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-That the guy?
-Luthor says that's the guy.
227
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Sydney Happersen.
MIT super genius.
228
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Literally wrote the book on
dimensional interconnectivity.
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Then he threw it all away
to come work with Luthor.
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So, this is Lex
Luthor's communications hub,
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-where he fought Superman?
-Yeah.
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This was my bay.
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We got juice in here?
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We're plugged
in and ready to go.
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Okay. So...
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you want me to find rifts?
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That's right.
238
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Luthor said you could
scan and track down
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dimensional portals
with this baby.
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-Portals?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, probably.
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-Good.
-Okay.
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Well, why should I?
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What?
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Do I get, like, time off
my sentence or something?
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-No.
-Well, then,
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I don't mean to be
antagonistic, but...
248
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what's my reason
for helping you?
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I don't know, Happersen.
250
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Luthor said tell
him just to do it,
251
00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:09,181
and you would do it.
252
00:14:09,264 --> 00:14:11,684
I can go back and tell him
that his boy let him down.
253
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:12,893
No.
254
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,689
I was just asking.
255
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,399
Was there some particular
area you wanted me to scan?
256
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:23,070
Start with Washington
State. Go from there.
257
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,242
Okay.
258
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,576
There.
259
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,704
-There what?
-I have a ping.
260
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:37,459
Washington State in Evergreen.
261
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:40,462
That is an open portal.
262
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:43,674
-Holy shit.
-And it's not our tech.
263
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:47,302
It's different. Ours
always had a wobble.
264
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,221
A wobble?
265
00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:50,598
An unstable connection.
266
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,600
We could never keep it open
for more than a few minutes
267
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,393
without it collecting
dimensional detritus
268
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:55,811
and eventually collapsing.
269
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:58,605
But this one, it seems secure.
270
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:00,399
Fuck, yes.
271
00:15:01,441 --> 00:15:03,819
Smiley, get a printout
of this to Fleury.
272
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,278
Tell him to hurry
to that location.
273
00:15:06,029 --> 00:15:07,489
-Go.
-Yes, sir.
274
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:11,201
Good fucking job, Happersen.
275
00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:13,537
-Thank you.
-I may keep you around.
276
00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:19,584
Think we've finally
got this fucker.
277
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,173
Yeah, so if Keeya
can't accept my dreams,
278
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,675
I don't know what kind of
partner that is, right?
279
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,136
She's crushing me, man.
280
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,971
Maybe you can't
accept her dreams.
281
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,598
What?
282
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,266
You said her dream
was for the two of you
283
00:15:34,349 --> 00:15:35,600
to own a pet store.
284
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,269
Can you accept that?
285
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,148
So, who's crushing who?
286
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,944
I can't believe Chris thought
this was the good dimension.
287
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,154
For that piece of
shit, maybe it is.
288
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,822
He ain't a piece of shit.
289
00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:51,533
Jingoistic garbage person
with the musical taste
290
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:53,243
of the next-door
boy from Toy Story.
291
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:56,956
Listen, listen, Rip.
292
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:01,001
I thought the same thing about
his musical taste at first,
293
00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:03,587
but you ever listen
to Hanoi Rocks?
294
00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:04,588
No.
295
00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:07,967
Oh, man, they're
pretty incredible.
296
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,052
Um, "Cruel Intentions."
297
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,054
Uh, "Hardcore Superstar."
298
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,765
He turned me onto a
lot of beautiful stuff.
299
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,017
I just had to open
my mind up a little
300
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:19,102
and get past the parts
that were cheesy.
301
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,981
But that's what Chris is like.
302
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,649
You just got to open
your mind up a little
303
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,985
and get past the
parts that are cheesy.
304
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,988
And then you find he's about...
305
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:32,282
...about the
sweetest guy there is.
306
00:16:33,116 --> 00:16:35,661
And, you know, he's
my best friend,
307
00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:39,998
so I can't just sit here
and let you malign him,
308
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:43,168
even though you saved my life.
309
00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:46,463
If he's so awesome, why'd
he move to Nazi world?
310
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:49,341
I didn't say he was smart.
311
00:16:49,424 --> 00:16:52,469
I'm sure he didn't even notice.
312
00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:56,056
The sad part is, I'm not so sure
this Nazi world is as different
313
00:16:56,139 --> 00:16:58,308
from our own world
as we wish it was.
314
00:16:58,391 --> 00:16:59,476
Damn straight.
315
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,938
Man, if I would have
known you was this cool,
316
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:04,857
I never would have tasered you.
317
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,525
Quit trying
to change the subject
318
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:11,071
from me winning
this game by a lot.
319
00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:14,033
Fuck. I suck at Scrobble.
320
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,373
Darkness is here.
321
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,542
You ready?
322
00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:33,844
Dude, I'm sorry he fucking
stabbed me in my hand.
323
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,721
I mean, wait, I don't
know who these people are.
324
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,849
Who's that girl?
325
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,893
What's this weird
costume he's wearing?
326
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,394
I'm unfamiliar with it.
327
00:17:42,477 --> 00:17:44,313
-Good save, John.
-Fuck.
328
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,399
All right, you. What the
fuck is going on here?
329
00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:50,402
Girl, I see where
you're looking.
330
00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:52,613
I heard you got moves,
but you ain't got that.
331
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,573
-You think?
-I think.
332
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,699
Hey, just let them go.
333
00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:56,867
They have nothing
to do with this.
334
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,410
We're not going
without you, Chris.
335
00:17:58,493 --> 00:18:00,079
That's just not gonna happen.
336
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,622
Unless there's no other options.
337
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,916
Then in that case, yeah,
we might go without him.
338
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,709
-Dude.
-I'm just saying.
339
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,295
Just explain to me
what is happening here.
340
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:09,922
With?
341
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,632
How did you get here
in the first place?
342
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,133
I stumbled in here by chance.
343
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,094
And I never meant
to hurt anyone.
344
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,337
I just wanted to look around.
345
00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,388
I was drunk.
346
00:18:19,055 --> 00:18:20,182
And I was freaked
out by, like...
347
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,433
Things that was the same
348
00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:22,643
and the things
that was different.
349
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,311
Yeah.
350
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,730
So, I went outside for some air,
and that's when Keith drove up.
351
00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:28,190
My brother died when
I was a kid, okay?
352
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,858
He was my best friend.
353
00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:32,319
I just wanted to see how
he would have turned out.
354
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,947
And my other son, Chris,
how did you come across him?
355
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,115
I was in his bedroom, and
he snuck up behind me.
356
00:18:38,074 --> 00:18:39,701
He had a gun pointed
at the back of my head,
357
00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:41,662
and he was ready to shoot.
I acted on instinct.
358
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,330
And I stopped him, and I ran.
359
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,498
I was trying to leave.
360
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,375
-I didn't want to kill him...
-But you did.
361
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,960
You fucking killed my brother.
362
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,712
Keith, pull it back
now. You promised me.
363
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,550
-I'm sorry.
-Fuck you!
364
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,594
-This isn't gonna stand, Dad.
-Keith, stop it.
365
00:18:57,677 --> 00:18:59,179
Look, he was
on top of me, all right?
366
00:18:59,262 --> 00:19:00,889
I saw this thruster on
the front of his costume,
367
00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:02,349
and I just hit it.
368
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:03,642
And he flew off, all right?
369
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,936
He flew up into some protuberance
jutting out of the QUC.
370
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:08,021
-So, it was an accident?
-Fuck that.
371
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:11,483
Why'd you come back here?
372
00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:17,656
I wanted to feel what it
felt like to have a family.
373
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,665
You, Emilia Junior.
374
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,167
How many more are in your party?
375
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,464
Fuck.
376
00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:46,935
Yeah.
377
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:49,854
Mr. Smith, Larry
Fitzgibbon, Evergreen PD.
378
00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:55,277
Uh, I'm really sorry
about this. I'm a big fan.
379
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,238
-Uh-huh.
-But is your son here?
380
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,156
No, he ain't here. Sorry.
381
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:08,081
Uh, I'm really sorry,
sir, but would it be okay
382
00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:10,042
if we came in and
took a look around?
383
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,335
You want to look
around in my house?
384
00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:14,421
Sir, your son was involved
385
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,881
with some violence
down at ARGUS today.
386
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,383
And not long after,
387
00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:19,927
he was at least in the vicinity
388
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,971
when 15 police officers
lost their lives.
389
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:24,848
Yeah, sorry, but I
can't let you in.
390
00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:27,059
Come on, it's just
a matter of time.
391
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,728
It won't take long until the
judge issues us a warrant,
392
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,313
and then we're
gonna be right back.
393
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,148
Then, kid, get your warrant.
394
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,735
Well, if your son is innocent,
wouldn't it just be better...
395
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,153
I never said he was innocent.
396
00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:41,073
But he ain't here.
397
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,742
So, you're not
coming into my house.
398
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:46,078
Now, get off my
porch. All of you.
399
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,414
Get back up off my property
and into the street.
400
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,977
How the hell are we gonna
get past all of them?
401
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,186
Ads!
402
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,438
What the fuck?
403
00:21:13,521 --> 00:21:14,898
Hey,
don't worry. It's me.
404
00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:16,149
And this is other me.
405
00:21:16,232 --> 00:21:17,442
Hey,
nice to meet you.
406
00:21:17,525 --> 00:21:18,735
Uh-huh.
407
00:21:18,818 --> 00:21:20,445
Uh, what are
you with this guy for?
408
00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:23,991
I hate this fucking guy.
This little fucking guy.
409
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,742
You hate me because
I fucked you up?
410
00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:27,119
No,
you snuck up on me
411
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,620
saying karate shit,
wearing green.
412
00:21:28,703 --> 00:21:30,289
What does green have
to do with karate?
413
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:33,083
What's
that symbol on your chest mean?
414
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,168
It looks like someone
splashed their cum on you.
415
00:21:35,251 --> 00:21:36,753
Why do you want to
splash cum on me?
416
00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:38,297
I don't. Fuck.
417
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,715
That... that isn't what I meant.
418
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,175
Yeah, and if he did,
it would probably be as a joke
419
00:21:42,258 --> 00:21:43,468
anyway, you fuck.
420
00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,387
He's all right, Vij. Calm down.
421
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,471
All right, fine.
422
00:21:46,554 --> 00:21:48,307
I will try to get
over it for your sake.
423
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,809
-Yeah, me too.
-Okay.
424
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,687
Hey, Ads. Guess
which one of us is me
425
00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,147
and which one is
alternate-world me?
426
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,524
The one that is talking is you.
427
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:58,817
Fuck, that's right.
428
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,527
She had a
50-50 chance, though.
429
00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,821
Hey, Ads,
his favorite Pokémon
430
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,197
is also Infernape.
431
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,866
That's something I
don't care about.
432
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,367
Yeah, but
what are the chances?
433
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:08,869
Oh, you
forgot to tell her
434
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,704
-that we came to save her.
-Oh, right. Yeah.
435
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,706
Uh, Nazis took over the
world, so we came to save you.
436
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:14,416
Great, I'm saved.
437
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,709
How are we gonna
get in this house?
438
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:16,960
Let's
kill the cops.
439
00:22:17,043 --> 00:22:18,670
Oh, such a good idea.
440
00:22:18,753 --> 00:22:21,631
-Let's kill the cops.
-I'm cool with killing the cops.
441
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:25,510
Fuck me. Can't we
just sneak in first?
442
00:22:25,593 --> 00:22:27,137
I guess.
443
00:22:32,892 --> 00:22:34,394
Man, this is weird.
444
00:22:34,477 --> 00:22:36,021
That doesn't
answer the question.
445
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,731
How many more of you
came through that door?
446
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,776
And what I'm saying is, why
the fuck should we tell you?
447
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,402
Well, we saved your life.
448
00:22:42,485 --> 00:22:43,695
Shouldn't we get
some credit for that?
449
00:22:43,778 --> 00:22:47,074
You saved our lives by murdering
a couple dozen innocent people.
450
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,034
Cops around here ain't
innocent, girlie.
451
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,202
Far from it.
452
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:53,330
That's the first thing you
gotta learn about this place.
453
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,708
-There's two more besides us.
-Is one of them a Black woman?
454
00:22:56,791 --> 00:22:57,876
Why?
455
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,211
I saw her.
I was chasing her.
456
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,171
Why the fuck were you
doing that, Keith?
457
00:23:02,046 --> 00:23:03,256
I thought she got out, Dad.
458
00:23:03,339 --> 00:23:04,966
That's not what
we're supposed to do.
459
00:23:05,049 --> 00:23:06,593
Jesus, haven't you boys
ever learned anything?
460
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,011
That woman is my best friend.
461
00:23:08,094 --> 00:23:09,304
I'm not gonna let
anything happen to her.
462
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:11,723
I didn't say anything
was gonna happen to her.
463
00:23:11,806 --> 00:23:13,224
Did the girl get away?
464
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:16,019
Neighborhood thread
says she did, yeah.
465
00:23:16,102 --> 00:23:18,188
All right then, we're
going to wait here a bit
466
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:19,231
until your friends come back.
467
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:20,774
And when they do,
you're all gonna go
468
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,567
through that door back
to where you belong.
469
00:23:22,650 --> 00:23:23,944
You're never going
to return here ever.
470
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,070
You understand?
471
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:26,905
'Cause I'm changing
that fucking keypad.
472
00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:28,949
-No fucking way, Dad.
-Keith.
473
00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:32,244
This motherfucker killed
Chris. My brother, your son!
474
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:35,080
He's not just walking
out of here scot-free.
475
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,248
Keith, you know
what Chris was like.
476
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,043
I don't know, Dad.
What was he like?
477
00:23:40,126 --> 00:23:41,461
I loved the boy.
478
00:23:41,544 --> 00:23:42,838
It doesn't sound
like you did, Dad.
479
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,549
I loved him. You know that.
480
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,260
But he had issues. He was
out of control, always.
481
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,636
The drugs, the violence.
482
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:51,763
He was a good person,
underneath it all.
483
00:23:51,846 --> 00:23:53,932
-You know that.
-Yeah, maybe.
484
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,936
I know I loved him. I know that.
485
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,606
But I also believe this kid
486
00:24:01,689 --> 00:24:04,025
when he said he didn't
purposely try to murder him.
487
00:24:04,108 --> 00:24:06,445
They fucking killed him!
488
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,781
Just to be clear, I wasn't
here when that part happened.
489
00:24:09,864 --> 00:24:11,282
Jesus, John.
490
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,825
Keith.
491
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,912
Revenge isn't gonna
bring your brother back.
492
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,959
Awfully generous for a Nazi.
493
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:23,920
-Don't call me that!
-Don't call you a "Nazi"?
494
00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:26,465
I didn't create the
problems in my world, missy.
495
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,049
I don't agree with them.
496
00:24:28,132 --> 00:24:31,178
I applaud you if
your world is perfect
497
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,513
and you fight every
injustice you ever see.
498
00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:35,598
Is that what you do?
499
00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:39,519
Unfortunately, I haven't
got the strength for that.
500
00:24:39,602 --> 00:24:43,148
I fight the madman murderers
and monsters in front of me
501
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:44,899
because that's
all I can control.
502
00:24:46,025 --> 00:24:47,152
And at the end of my life,
503
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,488
when I stand in
judgment before God,
504
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:52,616
I hope that he knows that I
did the best that I could,
505
00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:55,494
and I left this
world a better place
506
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,746
than when I came...
507
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,040
Fuck!
508
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,874
-Vigilante, stop!
-Dad!
509
00:25:05,461 --> 00:25:07,464
♪ -Now, that's cause for enter.
510
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:09,591
-Come on, let's go!
-POLICE OFFICER Boys, let's go.
511
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,218
'Fuck did you do?
512
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:15,722
What did you bring here?
What is wrong with you?
513
00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:17,015
I don't think he was a Nazi.
514
00:25:17,098 --> 00:25:19,351
Chris, come on. He had
Economos all tied up.
515
00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:21,686
-Come on, we have to go.
-He wasn't a Nazi.
516
00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:24,523
Everybody back
to the trophy room, now!
517
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:28,193
Hey! What about
me, you bastards?
518
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,446
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
519
00:25:31,529 --> 00:25:34,365
♪ -Police! Freeze! Everyone down!
520
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,788
Motherfucker.
521
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:41,248
Everybody stay back.
522
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,582
They're armed and dangerous.
523
00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:01,184
Adrian!
524
00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:04,896
Ow! Shit!
525
00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:06,731
Get back,
you fucking pigs!
526
00:26:06,814 --> 00:26:08,400
Sons of Liberty forever!
527
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:13,905
Get me out of here!
528
00:26:16,991 --> 00:26:17,951
Hurry!
529
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:22,955
Sir, are you okay, sir?
530
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,335
Come on!
531
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,213
Chris, come on!
532
00:26:37,011 --> 00:26:39,331
♪ -What did you do to us?
533
00:27:05,164 --> 00:27:07,959
Stop!
534
00:27:08,042 --> 00:27:10,753
Get off him! Get
off him, please!
535
00:27:12,338 --> 00:27:13,548
Stop!
536
00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:20,805
What's wrong with us?
537
00:27:20,888 --> 00:27:22,849
What the fuck is
wrong with all of us?
538
00:27:31,065 --> 00:27:33,902
I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.
539
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,862
You killed your
brother, you piece-of-shit!
540
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:38,573
This is me.
541
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:41,409
Everything I touch.
542
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:47,206
It's not your world
that's wrong, or mine.
543
00:27:51,502 --> 00:27:53,880
It's me. Oh, fuck!
544
00:28:10,354 --> 00:28:11,606
Chris.
545
00:28:20,823 --> 00:28:27,539
♪ Look into my eyes Let
me paint you a picture ♪
546
00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:34,212
♪ Two burning hearts In
a city made of straw ♪
547
00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:38,550
♪ Leave the world
alone Let it burn... ♪
548
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:40,384
-Give me a gun.
-What?
549
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,264
Give me a fucking gun.
550
00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:47,642
♪ Let the outside fade away... ♪
551
00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:53,648
Sorry, can't have
you coming after him.
552
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:57,777
Hold it right there!
553
00:28:59,278 --> 00:29:02,114
♪ We can touch the sky ♪
554
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,580
♪ Its burning brighter ♪
555
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:15,253
♪ When we're together
We can never die ♪
556
00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:36,065
♪ Take me to a place Where
your flames can unravel ♪
557
00:29:36,148 --> 00:29:43,197
♪ There is no shame Let
the outside fade away ♪
558
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:49,788
♪ I
can feel your fire ♪
559
00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:56,377
♪ We
can touch the sky ♪
560
00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:58,963
♪ I can feel your ♪
561
00:29:59,046 --> 00:30:01,007
♪ I can feel your ♪
562
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:03,426
♪ It's
burning brighter ♪
563
00:30:03,509 --> 00:30:10,433
♪ When we're together
We can never die ♪
564
00:30:12,226 --> 00:30:17,732
♪ We can never die ♪
565
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,238
That's what you're looking for.
566
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,585
The rest of them, all of them...
567
00:30:38,961 --> 00:30:40,839
came and got me and convinced
me to give it to you.
568
00:30:42,214 --> 00:30:43,424
Chris...
569
00:30:45,509 --> 00:30:46,844
That your take on it, Rip?
570
00:30:50,222 --> 00:30:51,307
Yeah.
571
00:30:51,390 --> 00:30:53,560
You are under
arrest for illegal possession
572
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:55,228
of a dangerous scientific device
573
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:57,689
outside the parameters
of the treaty of Qatar.
574
00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:59,440
You have the right
to remain silent...
575
00:32:29,488 --> 00:32:31,115
You may wanna turn around.
576
00:32:31,198 --> 00:32:34,702
I'm gonna use my spare time
here to get back on Pornhub.
577
00:32:34,785 --> 00:32:36,912
I'm about to drown
this whole keyboard.
578
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,914
Okay, your funeral.
579
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,211
Show time!
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