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This is your perfect world, huh?
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Guards, arrest that woman. That isn't me.
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I can't believe you didn't realize
we're in Nazi world.
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Come on.
How was I supposed to notice that?
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Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me.
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Because of the copies of Mein Kampf
on every desk?
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Think I'd be this buff
if I looked at books?
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-Ma'am.
-Or the giant fucking mural of Hitler?
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Fuck. How'd I miss that?
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Ma'am, please put your hands
above your head.
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Chris, what are you doing?
Get away from her.
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Emilia, I think we should break up.
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What? Why?
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Because of what I'm about to do.
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The Sons of Liberty?
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-Right.
-Who are they?
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The only resistance this world has
to the worldwide Nazi oppressors.
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-Nazis?
-Yes.
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Ever since the Nazis won World War II--
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-Whoa!
-What?
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The Nazis won World War II here?
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Yes.
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That's the craziest thing
I've heard since I found out
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Cheeri-ohs has an H on the end.
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What happened where you're from?
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Cheeri-o ends with an O,
how it's supposed to.
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No, I mean with the Nazis.
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Yeah, the Americans won.
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I don't know who they teamed up with,
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but I'm, like, 99 percent sure
it wasn't the Nazis.
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You must live in, like, a utopia.
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I mean, anything anyone
has here is at the expense
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of those who are considered outsiders,
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forced to toil away in camps
their entire lives.
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Well, that's whack.
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Like, I couldn't just stand by
and watch it happening
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without trying to make a difference.
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That's how I feel
when somebody does graffiti.
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That's not yours to draw on.
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That seems a little different.
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I just remembered something.
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What?
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I came here with a person
who's technically Black.
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Technically? Like, you can't tell?
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No, you can fully tell.
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That was, like, one of the first things
I noticed about her.
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Shit, we better go.
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-What?
-Now!
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If they find your friend,
you will never see her again.
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Dad, everything okay?
I'm kind of in the middle of something.
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Drop it. This is more important.
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What?
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I'll tell you when you get here.
But hurry.
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Get her. She's getting away!
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Come on, hurry up.
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Zippity-zap, bitches!
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-Judomaster?
-Come on.
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Shit!
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Both of you,
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put your hands above your heads!
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-Wrap your arms around me.
-What?
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Just do it.
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Fuck!
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What the fuck, Chris?
We went through glass.
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I was aiming for the door.
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I just haven't learned how to adjust it
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-for carrying someone.
-Jesus.
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Hey, how big's the door
back to our world?
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I don't know. Why?
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I wanna bring my Peace-cycle with me.
Shit!
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Stop or I'll shoot.
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Don't move!
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Dad!
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In the kitchen!
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Hey, this is all some sort of mistake.
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Who the fuck is that?
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I'm a casual thief
who broke into the house
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and then made up some shit
because I was stabbed.
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-Nothing I said was true.
-You didn't make anything up.
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Shit.
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You're like a human lie detector.
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Let's go. Come here.
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Fuck!
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Kid, we've got problems.
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What?
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Your brother, Keith.
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I think he's dead.
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I-- I just saw him at ARGUS.
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That ain't your brother.
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And we've been wondering
why he's been acting so weird lately.
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It's because he came in
through the library.
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No, that-- that's not possible. Dad...
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Keith, I never talked to you boys
about this,
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but I saw my own doppelganger in there
years ago,
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and there was something...
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not right about him,
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something cruel, like he came from a world
that was a dark version of ours.
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Eagly!
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Look what they did.
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Get them.
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Kill them, Eagly.
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Go get 'em, Eagly.
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Go!
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Fuck me!
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Fucker.
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If that ain't your brother,
then he's out there.
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We have to get to him
before the authorities do,
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because if he tells anybody
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that we have a dimensional portal
in our house, we are fucked.
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Everything we've worked for is over.
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-I'll kill him.
-We gotta find him first.
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You with me?
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Emilia.
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Emilia?
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It's Emilia, too.
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She's not herself, either.
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I saw her this morning in his bedroom,
standing there, talking to herself.
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She was wearing... pants.
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-Dad?
-Pants?
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I've known that girl for ten years.
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I've never seen her wear pants.
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There was something off
about her the whole time.
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She never heard of Helloween.
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-That ain't possible.
-Yeah.
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Okay.
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However many there are,
then we gotta round them all up.
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And you gotta keep your head on straight.
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You were always the son that can do that.
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Don't let me down, okay?
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Let's go suit up.
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What is this place?
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The owners are out of town, so...
I took it.
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Found another couple places
with no one home, but...
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this one had the most snacks.
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Followed Pissmaker into this dimension.
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Got trapped.
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You know the code to get back out?
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I guess I should, but no.
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People with me do.
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Why'd you save me?
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Didn't seem like a fair fight.
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Thanks.
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That was the most people
I ever killed in a swimming pool
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-with a telephone wire.
-Yeah?
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What was the second-most amount of people
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you've ever killed in a swimming pool
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-with a telephone wire?
-Four.
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Remember that time you tasered me, like...
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a thousand times?
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
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No. I don't want a piece of string.
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You thought I wanted a piece of string?
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No, I wanted you to beat those guys up
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so they don't kill all of us.
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Maybe you could get me a knife.
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You are unbelievably fucking selfish,
Eagly.
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What the hell is up with this place?
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I just went on a walk and...
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Nazis won World War II here.
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I've been reading
all the history books on the bookshelf.
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You don't want to be a minority here.
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Or gay. Or Buddhist.
Or... anything I am, really.
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And, also,
Cheetos with an H on the end...
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aren't nearly as good.
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Jesus Christ.
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Him, they love.
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So, what the fuck do we do now?
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Wait for nightfall,
then we try to sneak back to the mansion,
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find your friends,
and get out of this fucked-up dimension.
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Yeah.
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You play Scrabble?
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It's called Scrobble here.
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That's random.
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None of this shit makes sense.
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-Police!
-Freeze!
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-Don't move!
-Stop!
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Hold it right there!
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Get on the ground!
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The two of you want to live,
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you come with us now.
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That the guy?
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Luthor says that's the guy.
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Sydney Happersen.
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MIT super genius.
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Literally wrote the book
on dimensional interconnectivity.
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Then he threw it all away
to come work with Luthor.
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So, this is Lex Luthor's
communications hub,
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-where he fought Superman?
-Yeah.
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This was my bay.
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We got juice in here?
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We're plugged in and ready to go.
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Okay. So...
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you want me to find rifts?
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That's right.
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Luthor said you could scan
and track down dimensional portals
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with this baby.
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-Portals?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, probably.
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Good.
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Okay.
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Well, why should I?
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What?
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Do I get, like,
time off my sentence or something?
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-No.
-Well, then...
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I don't mean to be antagonistic, but...
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what's my reason for helping you?
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I don't know, Happersen.
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Luthor said tell him just to do it,
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and you would do it.
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I can go back and tell him
that his boy let him down.
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No.
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I was just asking.
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Was there some particular area
you wanted me to scan?
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Start with Washington State.
Go from there.
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Okay.
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There.
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There what?
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I have a ping.
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Washington State
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in... Evergreen.
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That is an open portal.
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-Holy shit.
-And it's not our tech.
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It's different.
Ours always had a... wobble.
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A wobble?
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An unstable connection.
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We could never keep it open
for more than a few minutes
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without it collecting dimensional detritus
and eventually collapsing.
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But this one,
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it seems secure.
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Fuck, yes.
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Smiley, get a printout of this to Fleury.
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Tell him to hurry to that location.
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-Go.
-Yes, sir.
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Good fucking job, Happersen.
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-Thank you.
-I may keep you around.
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Think we've finally got this fucker.
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Yeah, so if Keeya can't accept my dreams,
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I don't know what kind of partner that is,
right?
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She's crushing me, man.
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Maybe you can't accept her dreams.
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What?
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You said her dream was for the two of you
to own a pet store.
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Can you accept that?
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So, who's crushing who?
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I can't believe Chris thought
this was the good dimension.
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For that piece of shit, maybe it is.
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He ain't a piece of shit.
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Jingoistic garbage person
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with the musical taste
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of the next-door boy from Toy Story.
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Listen, listen, Rip.
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I thought the same thing
about his musical taste at first,
254
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but you ever listen to Hanoi Rocks?
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No.
256
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Man, they're pretty incredible.
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"Cruel Intentions."
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"Hardcore Superstar."
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He turned me
onto a lot of beautiful stuff.
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I just had to open my mind up a little
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and get past the parts that were cheesy.
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But that's what Chris is like.
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You just got to open your mind up a little
and get past the parts that are cheesy.
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And then you find
265
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:24,984
he's about...
266
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,278
about the sweetest guy there is.
267
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,030
And, you know,
268
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,116
he's my best friend, so...
269
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,911
I can't just sit here
and let you malign him,
270
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,330
even though you saved my life.
271
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:42,167
If he's so awesome,
why'd he move to Nazi world?
272
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,503
I didn't say he was smart.
273
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,464
I'm sure he didn't even notice.
274
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,509
The sad part is, I'm not so sure
275
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:54,138
this Nazi world is as different
from our own world as we wish it was.
276
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,305
Damn straight.
277
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,934
Man, if I would have known
you was this cool,
278
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,686
I never would have tasered you.
279
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,438
Quit trying to change the subject
280
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,525
from me winning this game by a lot.
281
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,778
Fuck. I suck at Scrobble.
282
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,286
Darkness is here.
283
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:18,996
You ready?
284
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,256
Dude, I'm sorry
he fucking stabbed me in my hand.
285
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,634
I mean, wait,
I don't know who these people are.
286
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,428
Who's that girl?
287
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,847
What's this weird costume he's wearing?
288
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,265
I'm unfamiliar with it.
289
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,309
-Good save, John.
-Fuck.
290
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,393
All right, you.
291
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,187
What the fuck is going on here?
292
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,898
Girl, I see where you're looking.
293
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,567
I heard you got moves,
but you ain't got that.
294
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,402
-You think?
-I think.
295
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,738
Hey, just let them go.
They have nothing to do with this.
296
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,364
We're not going without you, Chris.
297
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,699
That's just not gonna happen.
298
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,618
Unless there's no other options.
299
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,870
Then in that case, yeah,
we might go without him.
300
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,663
-Dude.
-I'm just saying.
301
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,249
Just explain to me what is happening here.
302
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,709
With?
303
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,753
How did you get here in the first place?
304
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,088
I stumbled in here by chance.
305
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:12,091
And I never meant to hurt anyone.
I just wanted to look around.
306
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,134
I was drunk.
307
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,261
And I was freaked out by, like--
308
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,555
Things that was the same
and the things that was different.
309
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,640
Yeah.
310
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,684
So, I went outside for some air,
and that's when Keith drove up.
311
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:25,354
My brother died when I was a kid, okay?
He was my best friend.
312
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,981
I just wanted to see
how he would have turned out.
313
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,026
And my other son, Chris,
how did you come across him?
314
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,153
I was in his bedroom,
and he snuck up behind me.
315
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,405
He had a gun pointed
at the back of my head,
316
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,658
and he was ready to shoot.
I acted on instinct.
317
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:39,368
And I stopped him, and I ran.
318
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,494
I was trying to leave.
319
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:42,329
-I didn't want to kill him--
-But you did.
320
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,997
You fucking killed my brother.
321
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,500
Keith, pull it back now. You promised me.
322
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,044
I'm sorry.
323
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,129
Fuck you!
324
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,922
This isn't gonna stand, Dad.
325
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:53,757
Keith, stop it.
326
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,259
Look, he was on top
of me, all right?
327
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,220
I saw this thruster on the front
of his costume, and I just hit it.
328
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,638
And he flew off, all right?
329
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:01,890
He flew up into some protuberance
jutting out of the QUC.
330
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,892
-So, it was an accident?
-Fuck that.
331
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,229
Why'd you come back here?
332
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,569
I wanted to feel
what it felt like to have a family.
333
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,452
You, Emilia Junior.
334
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,830
How many more are in your party?
335
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,252
Fuck.
336
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,305
Yeah.
337
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,225
Mr. Smith, Larry Fitzgibbon, Evergreen PD.
338
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,273
I'm really sorry about this.
I'm a big fan.
339
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,734
But is your son here?
340
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,069
No, he ain't here. Sorry.
341
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,868
I'm really sorry, sir, but...
342
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,913
would it be okay
if we came in and took a look around?
343
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,248
You want to look around in my house?
344
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:12,794
Sir, your son was involved
with some violence down at ARGUS today.
345
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,923
And not long after,
he was at least in the vicinity
346
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,592
when 15 police officers lost their lives.
347
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,802
Yeah, sorry, but I can't let you in.
348
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,638
Come on, it's just a matter of time.
349
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,682
It won't take long
until the judge issues us a warrant,
350
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,309
and then we're gonna be right back.
351
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,186
Then, kid, get your warrant.
352
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,898
Well, if your son is innocent,
wouldn't it just be better--
353
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,399
I never said he was innocent.
354
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,401
But he ain't here.
355
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,071
So, you're not coming into my house.
356
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,865
Now, get off my porch. All of you.
357
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:45,410
Get back up off my property
and into the street.
358
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,973
How the hell are we gonna
get past all of them?
359
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,140
Ads!
360
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:09,434
What the fuck?
361
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,145
Hey, don't worry. It's me.
And this is other me.
362
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,438
Hey, nice to meet you.
363
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,400
What are you with this guy for?
364
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,151
I hate this fucking guy.
365
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,987
This little fucking guy.
366
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,697
You hate me because I fucked you up?
367
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,616
No, you snuck up on me saying karate shit,
wearing green.
368
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,326
What does green have to do with karate?
369
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,037
What's that symbol on your chest mean?
370
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,123
It looks like someone
splashed their cum on you.
371
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:34,251
-Why do you want to splash cum on me?
-I don't. Fuck.
372
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,752
That... that isn't what I meant.
373
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:36,837
Yeah, and if he did,
374
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,047
it would probably be
as a joke anyway, you fuck.
375
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,383
He's all right, Vij. Calm down.
376
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:42,467
All right, fine.
377
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,344
I will try to get over it for your sake.
378
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,013
-Yeah, me too.
-Okay.
379
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,015
Hey, Ads.
380
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:51,101
Guess which one of us is me
and which one is alternate-world me?
381
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,145
The one that is talking is you.
382
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,938
Fuck, that's right.
383
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,231
She had a 50-50 chance, though.
384
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,650
Hey, Ads, his favorite Pokémon
385
00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,901
is also Infernape.
386
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,778
That's something I don't care about.
387
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,363
Yeah, but what are the chances?
388
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,614
You forgot to tell her
389
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,199
-that we came to save her.
-Right. Yeah.
390
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:08,702
Nazis took over the world,
so we came to save you.
391
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,203
Great, I'm saved.
392
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,747
How are we gonna get in this house?
393
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:12,831
Let's kill the cops.
394
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,459
Such a good idea. Let's kill the cops.
395
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,169
I'm cool with killing the cops.
396
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:18,962
Fuck me.
397
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,506
Can't we just sneak in first?
398
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,050
-I guess.
-I guess.
399
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:30,432
Man, this is weird.
400
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,975
That doesn't answer the question.
401
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,935
How many more of you
came through that door?
402
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,772
And what I'm saying is,
why the fuck should we tell you?
403
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,649
Well, we saved your life.
Shouldn't we get some credit for that?
404
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:43,070
You saved our lives by murdering
a couple dozen innocent people.
405
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,030
Cops around here ain't innocent, girlie.
406
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,156
Far from it.
407
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:48,617
That's the first thing
you gotta learn about this place.
408
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:50,869
There's two more besides us.
409
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,538
-Is one of them a Black woman?
-Why?
410
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,165
I saw her. I was chasing her.
411
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,250
Why the fuck were you doing that, Keith?
412
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,252
I thought she got out, Dad.
413
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,670
That's not what we're supposed to do.
414
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,547
Jesus, haven't you boys
ever learned anything?
415
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:05,384
That woman is my best friend.
I'm not gonna let anything happen to her.
416
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,344
I didn't say anything
was gonna happen to her.
417
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,137
Did the girl get away?
418
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,848
Neighborhood thread says she did, yeah.
419
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,975
All right then,
we're going to wait here a bit
420
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,185
until your friends come back.
421
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,770
And when they do, you're all gonna go
422
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,522
through that door
back to where you belong.
423
00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:20,774
You're never going to return here ever.
You understand?
424
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,859
'Cause I'm changing that fucking keypad.
425
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,945
-No fucking way, Dad.
-Keith.
426
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:28,365
This motherfucker killed Chris.
My brother, your son!
427
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:30,659
He's not just
walking out of here scot-free.
428
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:33,161
Keith, you know what Chris was like.
429
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,872
I don't know, Dad. What was he like?
430
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,457
I loved the boy.
431
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:38,917
It doesn't sound like you did, Dad.
432
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,794
I loved him. You know that.
433
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:44,214
But he had issues.
He was out of control, always.
434
00:23:44,297 --> 00:23:45,632
The drugs, the violence.
435
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,759
He was a good person, underneath it all.
436
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,928
-You know that.
-Yeah, maybe.
437
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,974
I know I loved him. I know that.
438
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,519
But I also believe this kid
439
00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:00,021
when he said
he didn't purposely try to murder him.
440
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,773
They fucking killed him!
441
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:05,360
Just to be clear,
I wasn't here when that part happened.
442
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,070
Jesus, John.
443
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,738
Keith...
444
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,950
Revenge isn't gonna
bring your brother back.
445
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,621
Awfully generous for a Nazi.
446
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,206
Don't call me that!
447
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,916
Don't call you a "Nazi"?
448
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,461
I didn't create the problems in my world,
missy.
449
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:23,670
I don't agree with them.
450
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:27,174
I applaud you if your world is perfect
451
00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,468
and you fight every injustice
you ever see.
452
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,553
Is that what you do?
453
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:35,015
Unfortunately,
I haven't got the strength for that.
454
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,144
I fight the madman murderers
and monsters in front of me
455
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:40,854
because that's all I can control.
456
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,106
And at the end of my life,
457
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,066
when I stand in judgment before God,
458
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,195
I hope that he knows
that I did the best that I could,
459
00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:50,906
and I left this world a better place
460
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:52,991
than when I came--
461
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,077
Fuck!
462
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,787
-Vigilante, stop!
-Dad!
463
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,418
Now, that's cause for enter.
464
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,170
-Come on, let's go!
-Boys, let's go.
465
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:06,880
'Fuck did you do?
466
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:11,551
What did you bring here?
What is wrong with you?
467
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,011
I don't think he was a Nazi.
468
00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:15,347
Chris, come on.
He had Economos all tied up.
469
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,557
-Come on, we have to go.
-He wasn't a Nazi.
470
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,477
Everybody back to the trophy room, now!
471
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,897
Hey! What about me, you bastards?
472
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:27,442
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
473
00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,278
Police! Freeze! Everyone down!
474
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,784
Motherfucker.
475
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:37,244
Everybody stay back!
476
00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:38,578
They're armed and dangerous.
477
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:56,972
Adrian!
478
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:00,934
Shit!
479
00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:02,727
Get back, you fucking pigs!
480
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,229
Sons of Liberty forever!
481
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,734
Get me out of here!
482
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:13,863
Hurry!
483
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,702
Sir, are you okay, sir?
484
00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:23,248
Come on!
485
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,126
Chris, come on!
486
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,427
What did you do to us?
487
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:03,580
Stop!
488
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,290
Get off him!
489
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:06,666
Get off him, please!
490
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:09,252
Stop!
491
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,468
What's wrong with us?
492
00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:18,762
What the fuck is wrong with all of us?
493
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,022
I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.
494
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,775
You killed your brother,
you piece-of-shit!
495
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,486
This is me.
496
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:37,364
Everything I touch.
497
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,119
It's not your world that's wrong, or mine.
498
00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:48,291
It's me.
499
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,085
Fuck!
500
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:07,268
Chris.
501
00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:36,297
-Give me a gun.
-What?
502
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,176
Give me a fucking gun.
503
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,519
Sorry, can't have you coming after him.
504
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:53,690
Hold it right there!
505
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,120
That's what you're looking for.
506
00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:33,581
The rest of them, all of them...
507
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,126
came and got me and convinced me
to give it to you.
508
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:39,337
Chris...
509
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,715
That your take on it, Rip?
510
00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:47,136
Yeah.
511
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,556
You are under arrest
for illegal possession
512
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:51,224
of a dangerous scientific device
513
00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:53,685
outside the parameters
of the treaty of Qatar.
514
00:30:53,768 --> 00:30:55,436
You have the right to remain silent...
515
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,111
You may wanna turn around.
516
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,239
I'm gonna use my spare time here
to get back on Pornhub.
517
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:32,825
I'm about to drown this whole keyboard.
518
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:34,953
Okay, your funeral.
519
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,124
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