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This is your perfect world, huh?
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Guards, arrest that woman.
That isn't me.
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I can't believe
you didn't realize
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we're in Nazi world.
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Come on. How was I supposed
to notice that?
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Ma'am, you're going
to have to come with me.
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Because of the copies
of Mein Kampf on every desk?
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Think I'd be this buff
if I looked at books?
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- Ma'am.
- Or the giant
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fucking mural of Hitler?
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Oh, fuck. How'd I miss that?
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Ma'am,
please put your hands
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above your head.
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Chris, what are you doing?
Get away from her.
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Emilia,
I think we should break up.
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What? Why?
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Because of what I'm about to do.
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The Sons of Liberty?
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- Right.
- Who are they?
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The only resistance
this world has
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to the worldwide
Nazi oppressors.
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- Nazis?
- Yes.
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Ever since the Nazis
won World War II...
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- Whoa!
- What?
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The Nazis won World War II here?
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Yes.
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That's the craziest thing
I've heard since I found out
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Cheeri-ohs has an H on the end.
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Well, what happened
where you're from?
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Cheeri-o ends with an O,
how it's supposed to.
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No, I mean with the Nazis.
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Oh. Yeah, the Americans won.
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I don't know who
they teamed up with,
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but I'm, like, 99 percent sure
it wasn't the Nazis.
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You must live in,
like, a utopia.
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- Um...
- I mean,
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anything anyone
has here is at the expense
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of those
who are considered outsiders,
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forced to toil away in camps
their entire lives.
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Well, that's whack.
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Like, I couldn't just stand by
and watch it happening
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without trying
to make a difference.
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That's how I feel when
somebody does graffiti.
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That's not yours to draw on.
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That seems a little different.
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Um, I just remembered something.
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What?
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I came here with a person
who's technically Black.
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Technically?
Like, you can't tell?
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No, you can fully tell.
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That was, like,
one of the first things
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- I noticed about her.
- Shit, we better go.
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- What?
- Now!
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If they find your friend,
you will never see her again.
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Dad, everything okay?
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I'm kind of in the middle
of something.
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Drop it. This is more important.
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What?
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I'll tell you when you get here.
But hurry.
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Get her. She's getting away!
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Come on, hurry up.
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Zippity-zap, bitches!
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- Judomaster?
- Come on.
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Shit!
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Both of you,
put your hands above your heads!
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Oh!
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- Wrap your arms around me.
- What?
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Just do it.
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Ow! Fuck!
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What the fuck, Chris?
We went through glass.
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I was aiming for the door.
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I just haven't learned
how to adjust it
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- for carrying someone.
- Jesus.
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Hey, how big's the door
back to our world?
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I don't know. Why?
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I wanna bring my Peace-cycle with me. Oh, shit!
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- Stop or I'll shoot.
- Don't move!
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- Dad!
- In the kitchen!
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Hey, this is all
some sort of mistake.
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Who the fuck is that?
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I'm a casual thief
who broke into the house
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and then made up some shit
because I was stabbed.
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- Nothing I said was true.
- You didn't make anything up.
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Shit. You're like
a human lie detector.
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Let's go. Come here.
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Fuck!
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Kid, we've got problems.
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What?
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Your brother, Keith.
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I think he's dead.
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I... I just saw him at ARGUS.
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That ain't your brother.
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And we've been wondering
why he's been acting
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so weird lately.
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It's because he came
in through the library.
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No, that...
that's not possible. Dad...
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Keith, I never talked
to you boys about this,
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but I saw my own doppelganger
in there years ago,
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and there was something
not right about him,
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something cruel, like he came
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from a world
that was a dark version of ours.
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Psst! Eagly!
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Look what they did.
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Get them. Kill them, Eagly.
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Go get 'em, Eagly. Go!
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Fuck me! Fucker.
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If that ain't your brother,
then he's out there.
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We have to get to him
before the authorities do,
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because if he tells anybody
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that we have
a dimensional portal
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in our house, we are fucked.
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Everything we've worked for
is over.
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- I'll kill him.
- We gotta find him first.
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You with me?
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- Emilia.
- Emilia?
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It's Emilia, too.
She's not herself, either.
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I saw her this morning
in his bedroom,
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standing there,
talking to herself.
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She was wearing pants.
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- Dad?
- Pants?
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I've known that girl
for ten years.
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I've never seen her wear pants.
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There was something off
about her the whole time.
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She never heard of Helloween.
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- That ain't possible.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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However many there are,
then we gotta round them all up.
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And you gotta keep
your head on straight.
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You were always
the son that can do that.
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Don't let me down, okay?
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Let's go suit up.
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What is this place?
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The owners are out of town,
so I took it.
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Found another couple places
with no one home,
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but this one had
the most snacks.
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Followed Pissmaker
into this dimension.
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Got trapped.
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You know the code
to get back out?
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I guess I should, but no.
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People with me do.
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Why'd you save me?
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Didn't seem like a fair fight.
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Thanks.
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That was the most people
I ever killed in a swimming pool
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- with a telephone wire.
- Yeah?
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What was the second-most
amount of people
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you've ever killed
in a swimming pool
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- with a telephone wire?
- Four.
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Remember that time
you tasered me, like,
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a thousand times?
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Yeah.
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Sorry.
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No. I don't want
a piece of string.
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You thought I wanted
a piece of string?
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No, I wanted you
to beat those guys up
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so they don't kill all of us.
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Maybe you could get me a knife.
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You are unbelievably
fucking selfish, Eagly.
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What the hell is up
with this place?
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I just went on a walk and...
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Nazis won World War II here.
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Huh?
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I've been reading all the history books
on the bookshelf.
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You don't want
to be a minority here.
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Or gay. Or Buddhist.
Or anything I am, really.
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And, also,
Cheetos with an H on the end
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aren't nearly as good.
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Jesus Christ.
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Oh. Him, they love.
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So, what the fuck do we do now?
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Wait for nightfall,
then we try to sneak back
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to the mansion,
find your friends,
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and get out
of this fucked-up dimension.
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Yeah.
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You play Scrabble?
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It's called Scrobble here.
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- That's random.
- None of this shit makes sense.
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- Police!
- Freeze!
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- Don't move!
- Stop!
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Hold it right there!
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Get on the ground!
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The two of you want to live,
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you come with us now.
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- That the guy?
- Luthor says that's the guy.
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Sydney Happersen.
MIT super genius.
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Literally wrote the book on
dimensional interconnectivity.
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Then he threw it all away
to come work with Luthor.
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So, this is Lex Luthor's
communications hub,
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- where he fought Superman?
- Yeah.
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This was my bay.
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We got juice in here?
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We're plugged in
and ready to go.
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Okay. So...
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you want me to find rifts?
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That's right.
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Luthor said
you could scan and track down
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dimensional portals
with this baby.
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- Portals?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, probably.
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- Good.
- Okay.
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Well, why should I?
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What?
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Do I get, like, time off
my sentence or something?
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- No.
- Well, then,
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I don't mean
to be antagonistic, but...
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what's my reason
for helping you?
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I don't know, Happersen.
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Luthor said tell him
just to do it,
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and you would do it.
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I can go back and tell him
that his boy let him down.
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No.
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I was just asking.
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Was there some particular area
you wanted me to scan?
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Start with Washington State.
Go from there.
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Okay.
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There.
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- There what?
- I have a ping.
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Washington State in Evergreen.
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That is an open portal.
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- Holy shit.
- And it's not our tech.
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It's different.
Ours always had a wobble.
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A wobble?
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An unstable connection.
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We could never keep it open
for more than a few minutes
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without it collecting
dimensional detritus
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and eventually collapsing.
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But this one, it seems secure.
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Fuck, yes.
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Smiley, get a printout
of this to Fleury.
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Tell him to hurry
to that location.
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- Go.
- Yes, sir.
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Good fucking job, Happersen.
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- Thank you.
- I may keep you around.
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Think we've finally
got this fucker.
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Yeah, so if Keeya
can't accept my dreams,
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I don't know what kind
of partner that is, right?
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She's crushing me, man.
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Maybe you can't accept
her dreams.
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What?
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You said her dream
was for the two of you
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to own a pet store.
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Can you accept that?
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So, who's crushing who?
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I can't believe Chris thought
this was the good dimension.
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For that piece of shit,
maybe it is.
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He ain't a piece of shit.
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Jingoistic garbage person
with the musical taste
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of the next-door boy
from Toy Story.
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Listen, listen, Rip.
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I thought the same thing about
his musical taste at first,
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but you ever listen
to Hanoi Rocks?
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No.
252
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Oh, man,
they're pretty incredible.
253
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Um, "Cruel Intentions."
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Uh, "Hardcore Superstar."
255
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,847
He turned me onto
a lot of beautiful stuff.
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I just had to open
my mind up a little
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and get past the parts
that were cheesy.
258
00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:22,063
But that's what Chris is like.
259
00:16:22,105 --> 00:16:23,731
You just got to open
your mind up a little
260
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,067
and get past the parts
that are cheesy.
261
00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:29,071
And then you find he's about...
262
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:32,282
...about
the sweetest guy there is.
263
00:16:33,116 --> 00:16:35,744
And, you know,
he's my best friend,
264
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:39,999
so I can't just sit here
and let you malign him,
265
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:43,251
even though you saved my life.
266
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,547
If he's so awesome,
why'd he move to Nazi world?
267
00:16:46,587 --> 00:16:49,424
I didn't say he was smart.
268
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:52,552
I'm sure he didn't even notice.
269
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:56,139
The sad part is, I'm not so sure
this Nazi world is as different
270
00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:58,392
from our own world
as we wish it was.
271
00:16:58,433 --> 00:16:59,475
Damn straight.
272
00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:03,022
Man, if I would have known
you was this cool,
273
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,940
I never would have tasered you.
274
00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:06,607
Quit trying
to change the subject
275
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:11,154
from me winning this game
by a lot.
276
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:14,115
Fuck. I suck at Scrobble.
277
00:17:20,203 --> 00:17:21,373
Darkness is here.
278
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,540
You ready?
279
00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:33,926
Dude, I'm sorry he fucking
stabbed me in my hand.
280
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,721
I mean, wait, I don't know
who these people are.
281
00:17:37,221 --> 00:17:38,932
Who's that girl?
282
00:17:38,973 --> 00:17:40,976
What's this weird costume
he's wearing?
283
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,478
I'm unfamiliar with it.
284
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,395
- Good save, John.
- Fuck.
285
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,398
All right, you.
What the fuck is going on here?
286
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,486
Girl, I see
where you're looking.
287
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:52,695
I heard you got moves,
but you ain't got that.
288
00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:54,655
- You think?
- I think.
289
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:55,782
Hey, just let them go.
290
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,950
They have nothing
to do with this.
291
00:17:56,991 --> 00:17:58,493
We're not going
without you, Chris.
292
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,162
That's just not gonna happen.
293
00:18:00,203 --> 00:18:01,704
Unless there's no other options.
294
00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,999
Then in that case, yeah,
we might go without him.
295
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,792
- Dude.
- I'm just saying.
296
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,295
Just explain to me
what is happening here.
297
00:18:09,003 --> 00:18:10,005
With?
298
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,714
How did you get here
in the first place?
299
00:18:11,798 --> 00:18:13,133
I stumbled in here by chance.
300
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,176
And I never meant
to hurt anyone.
301
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,303
I just wanted to look around.
302
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,387
I was drunk.
303
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,265
And I was freaked out by, like...
304
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:21,517
Things that was the same
305
00:18:21,557 --> 00:18:22,726
and the things
that was different.
306
00:18:22,809 --> 00:18:24,394
Yeah.
307
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,814
So, I went outside for some air,
and that's when Keith drove up.
308
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,272
My brother died
when I was a kid, okay?
309
00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:29,942
He was my best friend.
310
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,402
I just wanted to see how
he would have turned out.
311
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:35,029
And my other son, Chris,
how did you come across him?
312
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,115
I was in his bedroom,
and he snuck up behind me.
313
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,785
He had a gun pointed
at the back of my head,
314
00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:41,744
and he was ready to shoot.
I acted on instinct.
315
00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:43,413
And I stopped him, and I ran.
316
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,580
I was trying to leave.
317
00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,458
- I didn't want to kill him...
- But you did.
318
00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:48,042
You fucking killed my brother.
319
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,796
Keith, pull it back now.
You promised me.
320
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,633
- I'm sorry.
- Fuck you!
321
00:18:54,715 --> 00:18:57,677
- This isn't gonna stand, Dad.
- Keith, stop it.
322
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,262
Look,
he was on top of me, all right?
323
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,972
I saw this thruster on the front
of his costume,
324
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,432
and I just hit it.
325
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,724
And he flew off, all right?
326
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:06,019
He flew up into some protuberance
jutting out of the QUC.
327
00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,020
- So, it was an accident?
- Fuck that.
328
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:11,482
Why'd you come back here?
329
00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:17,655
I wanted to feel what it felt like
to have a family.
330
00:19:24,203 --> 00:19:26,664
You, Emilia Junior.
331
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,167
How many more are in your party?
332
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,463
Fuck.
333
00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:47,019
Yeah.
334
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,855
Mr. Smith, Larry Fitzgibbon,
Evergreen PD.
335
00:19:50,897 --> 00:19:55,359
Uh, I'm really sorry about this.
I'm a big fan.
336
00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:58,322
- Uh-huh.
- But is your son here?
337
00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:00,156
No, he ain't here. Sorry.
338
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:08,164
Uh, I'm really sorry, sir,
but would it be okay
339
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,125
if we came in
and took a look around?
340
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,336
You want to look around
in my house?
341
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,503
Sir, your son was involved
342
00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:16,882
with some violence down
at ARGUS today.
343
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,467
And not long after,
344
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,009
he was at least in the vicinity
345
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:23,055
when 15 police officers
lost their lives.
346
00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:24,932
Yeah, sorry,
but I can't let you in.
347
00:20:24,972 --> 00:20:27,142
Come on,
it's just a matter of time.
348
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,810
It won't take long until
the judge issues us a warrant,
349
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,395
and then
we're gonna be right back.
350
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,147
Then, kid, get your warrant.
351
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,817
Well, if your son is innocent,
wouldn't it just be better...
352
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,153
I never said he was innocent.
353
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,155
But he ain't here.
354
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,825
So, you're not coming
into my house.
355
00:20:43,866 --> 00:20:46,161
Now, get off my porch.
All of you.
356
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:49,413
Get back up off my property
and into the street.
357
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,059
How the hell are we gonna
get past all of them?
358
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,185
Ads!
359
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,521
What the fuck?
360
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,981
Hey, don't worry. It's me.
361
00:21:15,022 --> 00:21:16,232
And this is other me.
362
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,526
Hey, nice to meet you.
363
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,818
Uh-huh.
364
00:21:18,859 --> 00:21:20,528
Uh, what are you
with this guy for?
365
00:21:20,569 --> 00:21:24,074
I hate this fucking guy.
This little fucking guy.
366
00:21:24,156 --> 00:21:25,826
You hate me
because I fucked you up?
367
00:21:25,866 --> 00:21:27,201
No, you snuck up on me
368
00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:28,703
saying karate shit,
wearing green.
369
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,372
What does green
have to do with karate?
370
00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:33,165
What's that symbol on your chest mean?
371
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,251
It looks like someone
splashed their cum on you.
372
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:36,836
Why do you want to splash
cum on me?
373
00:21:36,877 --> 00:21:38,380
I don't. Fuck.
374
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,798
That... that isn't what I meant.
375
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,259
Yeah, and if he did,
it would probably be as a joke
376
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,551
anyway, you fuck.
377
00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:45,470
He's all right, Vij. Calm down.
378
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,555
All right, fine.
379
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,390
I will try to get over it
for your sake.
380
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,892
- Yeah, me too.
- Okay.
381
00:21:50,933 --> 00:21:53,769
Hey, Ads.
Guess which one of us is me
382
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,230
and which one
is alternate-world me?
383
00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:57,606
The one that is talking is you.
384
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:58,900
Fuck, that's right.
385
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,609
She had a 50-50 chance, though.
386
00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:02,903
Hey, Ads,
his favorite Pokémon
387
00:22:02,945 --> 00:22:04,280
is also Infernape.
388
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,949
That's something
I don't care about.
389
00:22:06,032 --> 00:22:07,451
Yeah, but what are the chances?
390
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,951
Oh, you forgot to tell her
391
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,787
- that we came to save her.
- Oh, right. Yeah.
392
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,788
Uh, Nazis took over the world,
so we came to save you.
393
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,499
Great, I'm saved.
394
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,791
How are we gonna get
in this house?
395
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:17,044
Let's kill the cops.
396
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:18,753
Oh, such a good idea.
397
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:21,714
- Let's kill the cops.
- I'm cool with killing the cops.
398
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:25,594
Fuck me.
Can't we just sneak in first?
399
00:22:25,676 --> 00:22:27,136
I guess.
400
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,478
Man, this is weird.
401
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,104
That doesn't answer
the question.
402
00:22:36,145 --> 00:22:37,814
How many more of you came
through that door?
403
00:22:37,897 --> 00:22:40,858
And what I'm saying is,
why the fuck should we tell you?
404
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:42,486
Well, we saved your life.
405
00:22:42,568 --> 00:22:43,778
Shouldn't we get some credit
for that?
406
00:22:43,819 --> 00:22:47,156
You saved our lives by murdering
a couple dozen innocent people.
407
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,116
Cops around here
ain't innocent, girlie.
408
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,285
Far from it.
409
00:22:50,326 --> 00:22:53,413
That's the first thing you gotta
learn about this place.
410
00:22:53,454 --> 00:22:56,791
- There's two more besides us.
- Is one of them a Black woman?
411
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:57,959
Why?
412
00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,294
I saw her.
I was chasing her.
413
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,171
Why the fuck
were you doing that, Keith?
414
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,339
I thought she got out, Dad.
415
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:05,049
That's not
what we're supposed to do.
416
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:06,675
Jesus, haven't you boys
ever learned anything?
417
00:23:06,759 --> 00:23:08,095
That woman is my best friend.
418
00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:09,387
I'm not gonna let
anything happen to her.
419
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,807
I didn't say anything
was gonna happen to her.
420
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,224
Did the girl get away?
421
00:23:14,308 --> 00:23:16,103
Neighborhood thread
says she did, yeah.
422
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:18,270
All right then,
we're going to wait here a bit
423
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,314
until your friends come back.
424
00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:20,856
And when they do,
you're all gonna go
425
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,651
through that door
back to where you belong.
426
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:24,027
You're never going
to return here ever.
427
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,153
You understand?
428
00:23:25,194 --> 00:23:26,988
'Cause I'm changing
that fucking keypad.
429
00:23:27,029 --> 00:23:29,031
- No fucking way, Dad.
- Keith.
430
00:23:29,115 --> 00:23:32,326
This motherfucker killed Chris.
My brother, your son!
431
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:35,163
He's not just walking
out of here scot-free.
432
00:23:35,204 --> 00:23:37,249
Keith, you know
what Chris was like.
433
00:23:38,165 --> 00:23:40,126
I don't know, Dad.
What was he like?
434
00:23:40,167 --> 00:23:41,545
I loved the boy.
435
00:23:41,627 --> 00:23:42,921
It doesn't sound
like you did, Dad.
436
00:23:43,003 --> 00:23:45,632
I loved him. You know that.
437
00:23:45,673 --> 00:23:48,343
But he had issues.
He was out of control, always.
438
00:23:48,384 --> 00:23:49,719
The drugs, the violence.
439
00:23:49,802 --> 00:23:51,846
He was a good person,
underneath it all.
440
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,932
- You know that.
- Yeah, maybe.
441
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,935
I know I loved him. I know that.
442
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,690
But I also believe this kid
443
00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:04,108
when he said he didn't purposely
try to murder him.
444
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,528
They fucking killed him!
445
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,865
Just to be clear, I wasn't here
when that part happened.
446
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,282
Jesus, John.
447
00:24:11,782 --> 00:24:12,826
Keith.
448
00:24:13,951 --> 00:24:15,912
Revenge isn't gonna bring
your brother back.
449
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:21,041
Awfully generous for a Nazi.
450
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,003
- Don't call me that!
- Don't call you a "Nazi"?
451
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:26,548
I didn't create the problems
in my world, missy.
452
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,133
I don't agree with them.
453
00:24:28,215 --> 00:24:31,260
I applaud you
if your world is perfect
454
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,512
and you fight every injustice
you ever see.
455
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:35,598
Is that what you do?
456
00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:39,603
Unfortunately, I haven't got
the strength for that.
457
00:24:39,685 --> 00:24:43,230
I fight the madman murderers
and monsters in front of me
458
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,900
because that's all
I can control.
459
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,234
And at the end of my life,
460
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,570
when I stand
in judgment before God,
461
00:24:49,653 --> 00:24:52,699
I hope that he knows that I did
the best that I could,
462
00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:55,576
and I left this world
a better place
463
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,828
than when I came...
464
00:24:59,163 --> 00:25:00,123
Fuck!
465
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,875
- Vigilante, stop!
- Dad!
466
00:25:05,461 --> 00:25:07,547
♪ Now, that's cause for enter.
467
00:25:07,588 --> 00:25:09,673
- Come on, let's go!
- POLICE OFFICER Boys, let's go.
468
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,300
'Fuck did you do?
469
00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:15,805
What did you bring here?
What is wrong with you?
470
00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:17,097
I don't think he was a Nazi.
471
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,433
Chris, come on.
He had Economos all tied up.
472
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,769
- Come on, we have to go.
- He wasn't a Nazi.
473
00:25:22,811 --> 00:25:24,605
Everybody back
to the trophy room, now!
474
00:25:24,647 --> 00:25:28,276
Hey! What about me,
you bastards?
475
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,529
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
476
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:34,365
♪ Police! Freeze! Everyone down!
477
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,871
Motherfucker.
478
00:25:39,954 --> 00:25:41,330
Everybody stay back.
479
00:25:41,413 --> 00:25:42,665
They're armed and dangerous.
480
00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:01,268
Adrian!
481
00:26:03,644 --> 00:26:04,980
Ow! Shit!
482
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:06,815
Get back,
you fucking pigs!
483
00:26:06,897 --> 00:26:08,482
Sons of Liberty forever!
484
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:13,904
Get me out of here!
485
00:26:16,991 --> 00:26:18,034
Hurry!
486
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:22,955
Sir, are you okay, sir?
487
00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:27,335
Come on!
488
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,212
Chris, come on!
489
00:26:37,052 --> 00:26:39,221
♪ What did you do to us?
490
00:27:05,164 --> 00:27:08,042
Stop!
491
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:10,753
Get off him!
Get off him, please!
492
00:27:12,338 --> 00:27:13,632
Stop!
493
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,888
What's wrong with us?
494
00:27:20,971 --> 00:27:22,848
What the fuck is wrong
with all of us?
495
00:27:31,106 --> 00:27:33,984
I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.
496
00:27:34,068 --> 00:27:35,944
You killed your brother,
you piece-of-shit!
497
00:27:36,028 --> 00:27:38,573
This is me.
498
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,409
Everything I touch.
499
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:47,207
It's not your world
that's wrong, or mine.
500
00:27:51,502 --> 00:27:53,880
It's me. Oh, fuck!
501
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,605
Chris.
502
00:28:38,674 --> 00:28:40,384
- Give me a gun.
- What?
503
00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:44,346
Give me a fucking gun.
504
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,731
Sorry, can't have you
coming after him.
505
00:28:56,608 --> 00:28:57,777
Hold it right there!
506
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,208
That's what you're looking for.
507
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,585
The rest of them, all of them...
508
00:30:38,961 --> 00:30:40,922
came and got me and convinced me
to give it to you.
509
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,423
Chris...
510
00:30:45,509 --> 00:30:46,845
That your take on it, Rip?
511
00:30:50,222 --> 00:30:51,391
Yeah.
512
00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:53,643
You are under arrest for illegal possession
513
00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:55,310
of a dangerous scientific device
514
00:30:55,394 --> 00:30:57,771
outside the parameters
of the treaty of Qatar.
515
00:30:57,855 --> 00:30:59,523
You have the right
to remain silent...
516
00:32:29,529 --> 00:32:31,199
You may wanna turn around.
517
00:32:31,281 --> 00:32:34,786
I'm gonna use my spare time here
to get back on Pornhub.
518
00:32:34,868 --> 00:32:36,913
I'm about to drown
this whole keyboard.
519
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,914
Okay, your funeral.
520
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,211
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