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I can't believe what I'm hearing. We're here to ask a bunch of criminals for

help? There's no way the Association approved this.

But they have. We're in a crisis.

One mankind will never overcome unless we band together and unite as one. Our

current heroes, comprised of 390 Class Cs, 101 Class Bs, 38 Class As, and the

17 of Class Fs, are clearly not enough.

No one expects you to work for free. You will be compensated for every

individual monster you defeat.

Compensated? That's madness.

The Association is putting their faith in this trash to help the world?

And what makes you so special? I killed more people than you've met, Mr. Hero.

Want to try me? These little wimps have no heart at all.

Listen, we have no... Well, now, look at this.

Color me impressed.

She's good. Her prophecy is about on.

She knew a god -level threat like no one had ever seen was on its way.

But Meathead there's got a point.

All of these nobodies combined wouldn't be enough to take me down.

Huh? Tell me, who are you? The name's Garo.

Racked a ton of so -called tough guys.

And I guess you could say I've got a thing for monsters.

Want a demonstration?

Come at me and I'll take you all down.

Let's find out who's the strongest in here. Now don't make me wait all day.

Bring it on.

Cease this foolishness.

Foolishness? We don't need you. Get lost.

I can't believe you treat your guests this way, Mr. Big Shot of Justice. Let

show you how it's done.

Each and every coward here is cordially invited to a little slaughter party.

I've got a job for you three heroes.

Top this joker out.

With pleasure.

Ha,

great, Grandpa.

Looks like you forgot to put some heart into that punch. The only thing that

really matters is that the... Night -night, Gramps.

Ha -ha -ha!

Now that's how you do it!

Hell yeah!

You showed him!

Huh?

What are you vermin cheering about?

You're all gonna die too.

Wait, what did you just say? We're supposed to be on the same side here.

Not true.

Heroes are always late to the party while monsters take the initiative.

They appear without warning, out of the blue.

Listen up. You're on the human side while I'm on the monster side.

A human who calls himself a monster?

You're delusional.

I'll burn your body to ash.

These little tricks certainly liven things up. But once you see through

they're ugly.

My arm! This is Central Tower.

Seventh floor, multi -purpose hall.

Send every hero in the facility to this location immediately. All of them!

Taking on a bunch of class -ass heroes at once?

That might be a bit much right now.

Well, I'm sure this pile of bodies gets my point across.

Spectacular debut, huh?

Today was my declaration of war.

Six months, I'll be even stronger.

I'll be using the front door when I return.

Till next time.

Thank you.

Understood? Yes.

And what will you do if the target shows the slightest bit of resistance?

We will physically punish him without mercy, so he'll never resist again.

Excellent. Thank you very much, Miss Blizzard.

We have moved up the ranks, Master Saitama. You are now Class B, Rank 7,

am Class S, Rank 14.

All I really did was just defeat whatever monsters I bumped into.

That's a big boost.

It is because nowadays monsters appear almost daily.

You defeat them, but you do not report those victories to the Association.

Since your rank is increasing despite that fact, it would appear that multiple

eyewitnesses to those deeds are reporting your work for you.

In other words, the citizenry is watching you. Your identity as a hero is

becoming well -known, Master. I believe that in a very short time you might even

have fanflips pop up.

What? No way.

You don't even have a fan club and you're class S.

Actually, I do have a fan club.

Seriously?

High -speed object detected. It is too fast for a human.

A monster?

Oh, an item.

Master appears to be preoccupied.

So I will go.

This will serve as a chance to test my new upgrades.

Show yourself.

A human?

What do you want?

Where's Saitama?

I obtained information saying that he lives here.

So, are you a friend of his or something?

We've met somewhere before.

My name's Speed of Sound Sonic.

I'm Saitama's rival, and I'm here to settle the score.

Now out of my way.

Speed of Sound Sonic?

I recall now. You are the pervert. You have the audacity to call yourself

Master's rival? How shameless.

One more step and you will be eliminated.

Quite bold, aren't you? Okay, then. Just try to stop me.

There. Wait. Oh, crap. I overwrote King's save.

After I may have borrowed this without asking.

Way to go.

He's gonna be pissed.

Big time.

Huh?

Class B, rank 7!

Saitama! Step outside!

Class B, rank 1, Hellish Blizzard would like to have a word with you!

Uh, I've already got a vacuum cleaner.

What? We're not salesmen. Each of us are heroes who outrank you.

How do you do, Class B hero Saitama?

My hero name is Hellish Blizzard.

Perhaps you've heard of me.

Nope. Not even once. Sorry.

You're looking at the Class B rank one hero.

Ah, okay then. Keep up the good work.

We good?

Bastard sure is cocky. You don't seem like the type who can take a hint, so

me make this crystal clear. Every hero who ascends to Class B must first

properly introduce themselves to Hellish Blizzard.

Like, formally?

Fine. Hello, my name is Saitama.

What's shakin'? I guess that'll do.

Now then, are you aware of the various factions in the hero business?

Factions?

Precisely. In this industry, if you aren't part of a group, you don't

I don't get what you mean.

I'm saying it's impossible to raise your rank alone.

Why? There are obstacles.

Like what?

Like rivals.

I'm not getting this at all. And I'm kind of busy here, so... I'm not done

talking to you.

I want you to join our little group.

If you do, I'll ensure you remain in the top of Class B.

Uh... Huh?

I get it.

So what you're saying is, if I refuse to align myself with you, you'll stand in

my way.

Do you make threats like this to every new hero in Class B?

Like a gang leader?

No, I only make offers to those who catch my eye.

Are you afraid that I might take your rank one spot?

Look, don't worry about it. I'll make Class A pretty soon.

Speaking of, why haven't you moved on to Class A? I'm still waiting for your

answer. Obviously the answer is no. There shouldn't be a clicky pecking

between heroes.

Time to teach him a lesson!

Yes! Wrap him up so bad he never works as a hero again!

Wipe that smirk off his face!

You won't survive like

that, Blizzard.

Give it up.

What a shame.

Guess I'll have to handle this myself.

Is this telekinesis?

Yes, exactly.

You don't seem surprised.

So are you going to fight by flinging rocks and stuff at me?

Bad idea.

I will make you regret ever choosing to mock me, fool.

I'll kill you so bad you'll beg for death.

Help!

Flesh peels away, bones crack.

The brutality of it all breaks your will in an instant.

You did this to yourself.

You deserve it for thinking you can surpass me.

No one is better than me. All my enemies tremble before... You know, for a top

ranker, you're kind of sensitive.

I'll crush you! You don't get what it means to be a hero.

The world is chock full of super strong and pretty awful people.

Standing up to them is what heroes do.

Even if that means doing it alone.

This whole act is pathetic.

You surround yourself with weaklings and kiss -asses just so you can feel like

you might be strong.

These factions, crushing the noobs, that ranking stuff.

None of it matters.

Show heroes some respect, hoser.

Shut up!

Hmm. How curious.

My hunt for a rat seems to have led me back to Master's apartment.

That's Genos, the Class F. What's he doing here?

Master Saitama, apologies. I kicked up some dust around your home.

This is a little more than some dust, Genos.

I caught a glimpse of Sonic in the chaos.

What were the two of you doing?

You have connections with Class F heroes?

Huh? Oh, you mean Genos?

I am Master Saitama's disciple.

His disciple?

But you outrank him.

You are a hero, Class B, Rank 1, Hellish Blizzard.

I see what is happening. You have targeted Master Saitama as your latest

newcomer hero to crush.

But he is stronger than anticipated, and now you are near death from fighting

him, correct?

Nah, she just got caught up in all that dust -kicking you were doing. My deepest

apologies if I was the cause of his... Exploding Sturgeon!

A monster!

Eh, not really.

This is gonna take a minute, so you can go home if you want.

Hmm. You could throw 100 more of those things. You would not harm me. Maybe,

you haven't even hit me, puppet man.

Watch, Saitama!

Bear witness!

After I turn your disciple into scrap, your neck!

Such intense hatred.

Even just standing there, I can sense his extraordinary combat ability.

He's dangerous.

Master, the Stalker's presence is an affront. I will do the world a favor and

rid it of his existence.

A slug like you can never get rid of me. You sure you still want to fight when

you've already shown me all you've got? When did I show you all that I have got?

You lose, wretched fool.

Accelerate it.

Wow. Looks like he's gotten a little faster since the last time we sparred.

Maybe it's an upgrade.

I can't see a thing.

Why does he keep going behind me?

Does that cocky child think he's faster than me?

You had some lint in your hair, but I picked it out.

You little bastard!

As predicted, you dropped your guard.

Machine gun blow!

He dodged it?

Wait!

What a hopeless baboon.

You sure talk a lot for someone who only manages to punch air. This master

technique uses special footwork and my super fast movement to create after

images. It's called...

Four -fold funeral.

Now die, Scatterflash Flash!

I cannot follow his movement, so I will lay waste to this entire area!

Incineration cannons, maximum intensity!

It's done!

I won?

No, he dropped before I slashed him. What happened?

Saitama, trying to save your disciple, you're too soft.

I'd just rather my entire neighborhood didn't get blown to hell.

And besides, the two of you have no reason to fight. Hey, Jeno, were you

for petty street fights like this?

And Sonic, I thought you were after me.

Just this once, I'm going to take you seriously, okay?

Come at me, bro.

I've been waiting for this moment.

And to kill you, I perfected the ultimate technique.

Prepare yourself!

Nice. I'm hyped.

ULTIMATE MASTER TECHNIQUE!

TEN BOLD FUTURES!

Ten clone after images?

Though a joke, he must have trained hard.

That maniac's combat skills are equivalent to a Class S.

A hero at Saitama's level stands no chance against him.

Even so, why do I feel like I'm destined to lose every single time I face you?

Until I can break that mentality by beating you, I will never reach the next

level! Killer move. Serious theory.

Serious sideways jump.

What was that?

I just did some sideways jumps, but I guess I went too far.

He beat me with shockwaves. My technique was meaningless.

He was faster. I swear, next time we...

Is he dead?

I wasn't trying to kill him.

Much power.

He's not normal.

I could never make it to number one.

I had intelligence, stamina, street smarts, and I was fortunate enough to be

born in Esper.

With those attributes, I should be standing at the top.

If only it weren't for her.

My older sister, and the world's most powerful Esper.

Tornado.

Because of her, I would never be number one in anything my entire life.

There was no beating my sister.

So when I became Class B Rank 1, I got to thinking.

If I remain in this position, I could control all the heroes below me and,

them, gather enough strength to surpass her.

That little run - Terrible Tornado is Class S, though. Why not simply aim for

Class A, Rank 1?

That's out of the question.

While I'd have no problem climbing the ranks of Class A, I'd never be Rank 1.

Not ever.

Class A, Rank 4, Bushi Drill. Class A, Rank 3, Okama Itachi.

Class A, Rank 2, E -Iron.

Even these three swordsmen, disciples of the Class S Hero Atomic Samurai, cannot

progress any further.

Why can't these worthy heroes advance?

One hero stands in their way. Class A, rank one. A mind mask.

There you are. The primitive savage who was found frozen in ice and revived by a

miracle of science.

Supone, right? You escaped from the research facility and attacked those who

tried to help you. You are evil and a menace. The Association asked me to

you in alive.

However, I'm simply not that merciful.

Enough already.

The world is a dangerous

place. It's plagued with unimaginable monsters.

You're quite the monster yourself, but not to the level of a My Mask or my

sister. There's King, who they call the strongest man, and Blast, who stands

atop the hero world.

They're monsters even among monsters.

When that's our competition, how can we advance on our own abilities?

What's wrong with banding together?

I mean, nothing really.

Still, I think I'll pass on your generous offer.

You think you're too strong for us?

You'll never move up the rankings.

Just remember that I offered you this opportunity.

Yo.

Set time of year?

Hey, dude.

Did you take my game home with you?

K -K -K -King?

Oh, yeah.

My bad.

I knew it. Hand it over.

Uh, sorry, but... It's no biggie. Just give it back.

I erased your save.

Wait, what?

Why are they talking like they're just friends?

Master does not team up with others.

Does not antagonize anyone.

Ignores rankings.

Sorry. Nah, don't worry about it. Oh, the button's all smushed in. Yet

heroes are drawn to him.

If only I were one of them.

It is because... He is strong.

Kako no itami ga mirai wo Yonderu no

ka, to saakeru ka Wakaranai koto mo

aru yo Soredemo itsuka yatsuragi no naka de

Thank you for watching!

Class S.

Rank 14, Genos. And Class B, Rank 7, Saitama.

So then, are we in full agreement on their hero names?

Aye! For slaying numerous monsters with steadfast resolve and dauntless courage,

Genos' hero name will be Demon Cyborg. And based on his appearance, Saitama's

name will be Caped Baldy. Every aspiring hero dreams of having a hero name. I'm

sure they'll be elated to hear theirs.

Demon Cyborg and Cape Baldi. I'm confident those two will work even

Two hours of chit -chat about some useless nicknames while the discussion

to deal with Garo ended in 15 minutes.

Damn them and their rose -colored glasses.

Are you referring to that crazy fellow who calls himself a monster?

No need to panic, Sitch.

Class S Rank 3 Silverfag is already in pursuit.

I'm confident in his abilities on matters like this.

Yeah, I think we can trust in him. If need be, Tornado and Blast can assist.

He's just a man -thitch, nothing more.

He likely has nothing to do with the prophecy.

Damn it all.

Will they really be enough to deal with Garo?

What the hell?

Who the hell are you?

I'm a Class A hero, not a criminal. Why did you attack me?

Class A Rank 9, tanktop vegetarian.

Because you just happened to cross my path.

But I'm stunned by the lack of challenge.

Then I suggest you brace yourself.

This is what happens when you tangle with a hero!

Gotta say, I'm not impressed.

I look forward to finding one who can battle a monster -class hero.