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Master, where should we go next?

Uh, let's see.

We got the hot pot ingredients, so I guess that leaves the toilet paper and

shampoo.

Wow.

I guess popularity gets you places.

His own action figure.

Must be awesome.

I will contact the toy company.

Nah, this is a don't call us, we'll call you situation.

Let's roll.

Right. But master, where to exactly?

What the hell is that?

My obsession with reptiles has ended up turning me into one. Feast your eyes

upon the great tongue treasure.

All you pretty young things are mine now.

You're going to burn my dreams.

Where the hell did you come from?

Whoa.

What's that aura?

And that face?

He's no ordinary man.

Not again.

I'm so tired of being a hero.

That hero's supposed to be the strongest man on Earth. He'll save us for sure.

It's King.

No wonder he looks familiar.

The dude's a living legend. He'll take you out with one punch.

King. King.

King! King!

King! King!

King! King!

King!

I'm so, so sorry for what I've done, Mr. King!

Way to go, King!

Gross pervert.

Super gross.

Teach him a lesson, King!

How did it come to this?

That's right. Get on your knees and apologize. He's the real deal. Are you

because you sensed the monster's presence, King?

No, I was just out shopping and I happened to... Hey, hold up. Who are you

question King? You better back off.

It's okay.

I don't... May I shake your hand?

I have things to do.

Would you mind letting me through?

Oh, sorry!

Big way! Give us some room!

Enjoy your new game.

Finally got a copy.

Heartbeat Hottie Sisters 2 Limited Edition.

Nothing like that feeling on the walk home after you buy a game you've been

waiting for.

Can't wait to get back home and play it.

Master,

that man appears to be King.

Who?

One of the heroes from the Class S meeting.

I've been waiting three years for this sequel.

My body is ready.

King. He managed to outrank you quickly, Master, and claim the title of

Strongest Hero.

Hmm.

It is strange.

I wonder what brings him to this part of town.

Another monster!

Master, we should... No, wait.

This might be a good opportunity to observe King's capabilities.

We shall see what he does.

My moniker is G4, a machine god created by the organization.

You are Class S hero, King.

Prepare to be liquidated.

Look! Over there! King will save us! You seem to know my rank in hero class, yet

you still choose to face the man who's seventh ranked?

Killing you is the reason I've come.

What the heck is that sound?

You don't know about the King Engine?

It's the sound you hear when King goes into battle.

They say there's not a single monster who's heard it and survived.

Our battle will serve as a live test of my combat AI systems. To collect

accurate data, I expect your full strength.

So this thing is a robot.

Built by the organization.

What's he talking about?

Very well.

But I'm gonna have to drop a deuce first.

When I have to hold it in, I can only exert 50 % of my power.

And that would throw off your data, wouldn't it?

I will wait ten minutes.

For every minute beyond that, ten humans will die.

Understood.

That's one tough -looking monster.

Actually, Master, that is a robot.

Quite a powerful one, too.

Possibly more capable than me.

A troublesome foe that I would estimate a threat -level demon, at least.

What will King's strategy be against such a formidable enemy?

So you've come to kill me, have you?

Why is this happening to me?

I'm scared!

Scared, dammit!

I'm not a strong hero!

I'm just an unemployed 29 -year -old otaku loser!

The whole King Engine thing is just my heart pounding. I'm a coward, okay?

Twice, no, ten times over.

Rampaging monsters just show up wherever I go. Then while I look the other way,

someone else defeats them.

And somehow this keeps happening over and over.

That's all it is.

Before I knew it, I was sent a class as hero certificate and they were calling

me the strongest new hero.

What a joke.

It's my bad for not denying it from the get -go, but I never dreamed it'd come

to this.

I'm so screwed.

I'm no hero.

Here it comes.

Think! There's gotta be a way out of this!

There's no way out of this!

No robot's afraid of my name if I fight him in Deadman!

I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry!

Someone's fighting in my place!

I'm safe!

Wow, is that a rocket punch?

Hey, Jenna. You need a hand or... No.

You gave me a goal.

To be one of the top ten heroes in Class S.

You spy!

I have to be able to handle this on my own.

Okay, then.

Try not to lose.

I made it home, but holy crapola.

That robot scared the hell out of me.

It's going to give me nightmares.

I'll just play my new game and forget about it.

The Heartbeat Hottie Stitcher series has a knack for nailing their intros. Now

this is excitement I can handle.

Hi there, big fella.

Input your name, please.

My name, huh?

Using my real name would be lame.

What should I use?

King seems fine to me.

No, not my hero name. If they said, hey there, King, then people might find out.

Wait.

Whoa, what the? Who the heck is this guy?

How'd he get in?

Your window was open, so... Yeah, but I'm 22 floors up.

Hey, listen.

You can't just barge into a person's home like that.

Look, I assume you're aware that I'm a Class S hero, aren't you? Yeah, totally.

I mean, you're King, right? Huh?

I remember now.

He's the Class B hero from the Class S meeting.

Can I have some tea? Hmm.

You know, you don't exactly seem like the type that would play this sort of

game. Hi, big fella.

Input your name, please.

Jubida!

What's this game?

Looks like a fun one.

Huh? Oh, that's a cool action game.

Do you control a robot?

Yeah, exactly.

That's actually my kind of game. I thought this was an action title too,

turned out to be a stupid romance game.

Damn, I fought the wrong one. It says Heartbeat Hottie Sisters right on it. I

thought it said Heartblood Hatred Slayers. Oh, I've been scammed. I'm

it. Then let's play this one. Good call. That one's way better. Wait, what? You

actually want to play with me?

Yeah, if you want to. You've got nothing to do, right?

What's with this guy?

I mean, I outrank him by a lot.

He's pretty pushy for a Class B hero.

Incinerate!

Your components are molten slag now.

Your huge body was your downfall.

Pilot? No, it's through form.

Watch it!

Ah, nice one, King.

Man, you're really good at this.

Thanks. I won a fighting game tournament or two in my time, so it comes with the

territory. A tournament, champ? Wow, so you're super strong in real life and a

top -tier gamer, too?

How long is this guy gonna stay?

Just go home. So anyway, why'd you run off earlier?

I mean, Genos has got things under control, but you're like a crazy strong

S hero.

Why'd you hotfoot it away from that robot monster?

That's why I initially followed you here, to ask, but then you were playing

games, so... Are you bored of fighting monsters?

Maybe you're so strong and have fought so many that you just don't feel like it

anymore. Come on, you can talk to me, dude.

Evacuation warning. A giant bird monster has...

Another one, huh?

Not the third one today.

It's been fun, but I think I'm gonna bail.

Wasn't expecting that.

Seems like these monsters keep coming straight for you, don't they?

It's almost like they're homing in on you or something.

That's gotta suck.

He's right.

I've had awful luck like this my whole life.

So, how would you handle this? And it just keeps getting worse.

I mean, this thing came to your house.

You kind of have to fight it.

I must do something about these beams.

Come down here. My objective is to gather data on King alone.

I have no time for your game.

Come on, universe.

Give me a break.

Again. And again.

And again.

Trouble always seems to find me.

And all I ever do is run away.

While someone else beats the monster.

I just find myself passing by. Then boom.

People think I was the one who saved the day.

Look at me. I've never even been in a fight.

King.

The hero's hero.

The strongest man on Earth.

How can anyone think I deserve those titles?

What a joke.

How pathetic.

I'm a giant ball of lies.

You seem to be targeting King, but I know a man who happens to be even

You are going to fight this thing, right?

You've got it wrong!

The King the public adores isn't me at all!

There's no choice. I have to tell him.

If I don't... Listen!

Your reputation and record as a hero is just a bunch of lies?

So when you wet your pants after the bird appeared, that was for real?

How is he still standing there?

Where's the bird? Did he... Huh?

You okay, man?

I took care of that monster.

Your eye okay?

Try to open it.

Can you see?

Who are you?

Me?

Well, you know, just someone trying to be a hero for fun.

You've been wounded.

Nah, it's not as bad as it looks.

Plus, victory takes the sting off.

Wait a minute.

You... Hey, what's the matter?

I'm so sorry!

Is it fun for you or something?

Telling lies about being a hero and running away?

No, not at all.

Well, it's none of my business, really.

I'm not gonna lecture you or anything.

Um... I might have gotten some credit that should have actually gone to you.

issue here isn't about who gets the credit.

You're everyone's hero now, understand?

No, I'm just a nobody.

How that came to be doesn't matter.

Everyone thinks you're the strongest hero there is.

So tell me, are you going to keep lying about it, or quit being a hero?

I can't find the courage to decide.

Well, I mean, why don't you just get strong?

Huh?

I'm heading out.

See ya.

Hold on a second.

Though you're not angry?

You worked so hard to become a hero, while I just... I'll drop by again to

games. Hey!

Yeah.

Sure.

Dr. Cutheno, this came from a machine god called G4.

It possessed incredible power and highly advanced AI.

If any of its components are compatible, please install them on me.

But this is a... Genos, how did you obtain this thing?

Listen, I have to become stronger, Doctor.

Very well then, Genos. I'll look into it. There are still places where we can

improve you.

I appreciate it.

Now, you listen to me. I know you became a cyborg to pursue justice, but you

mustn't take it too far.

No. Pushing my limits comes with the job.

My current goal is to make it to the top ten of Class F.

Yes, the reckless goal set by your mentor, if I recall correctly.

I had a feeling that you would mention it.

We'll discuss that later.

But speaking of cyborgs, have you been able to find any clues concerning the

that destroyed your hometown?

It seems lately you've been more focused on being a hero.

No, sir. No clues regarding that incident.

How unfortunate.

Even so... I have not forgotten. That rogue cyborg has attacked several towns

and killed many people.

No matter what, I will find him and tear him apart with my own hand.

Whatever it takes, I swear it.

He has become a hero and found a mentor, yet the relentless hatred remains.

I only ask because I'm worried about you, Genos. I am on the trail of that

murderous cyborg as well, and painfully aware of how dangerous he can be.

If you should encounter him, just don't do anything rash.

Instead, you should contact me immediately.

You are cool -headed and quite intelligent, but the passions of youth

one to ruin. Do not try to fight him alone.

I understand, and will obey.

That battle, we must fight together.

I lead the Hero Association Earth Doom Prophecy Emergency Response Team. You

call me Fish.

Pleasure to meet you.

Let me begin by thanking all of you, the members of the criminal underworld, for

answering our call to be here today. As I mentioned in the invitation, nothing

of your nefarious pasts, records, or activities will be discussed here.

This is not a trap of any sort. The heroes beside me are only here for my

protection. Did he say heroes?

Sounds like fun. We'll kill them dead.

They will take no actions unless you decide to do something foolish.

Like take over your little HQ here?

Like you wanted men with bounties on their heads, top assassins and

I don't understand. Why would Fitch invite such wretched scum into our

HQ? To be perfectly honest, I don't give a damn why they're here.

But seeing these dirtbags laughing up is pissing me off.

That's the first sign of trouble I'm letting loose. They'll get no mercy.

I have three Class A heroes as protection, each with Class S combat

With them here, I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to try anything.

Okay, let's get this meeting underway, shall we? Hold it. Where is the hero

called Saitama?

Doesn't he live in this building with the other heroes?

And who might you be?

Either way, please save unrelated topics for later. What I have to say is

important. So he won't be here.

Guess I'll be leaving then.

Think you can leave without hearing what we have to say? You came, so you're

staying till this is over.

Occurrences of Tiger -level threats and above are increasing in frequency.

This month's levels are six times the average of the past three years.

This could indicate the Earth -doomed prophecy of the Great Seer Shibabawa is

soon approaching.

Or perhaps that it has already begun.

If this rate continues, our heroes will become exhausted and overwhelmed.

The prophecy says an unprecedented disaster will befall the Earth within

months. Current conditions make it clear that the threat remains a possibility.

We've even started to send out Class S heroes for such terrorizations, but

are simply too many of these instances to handle them all.

It's clear that this situation will only escalate, and we fight to protect all

of humanity.

Despite your character issues, we ask the able among you to assist us in our

efforts. So that's why you called us here?

You can count me out.

Why that?

I didn't hand those out yet. How did he... If I had to sit around and play

with you do -gooders, I'd puke my guts out for sure.

Damn. What a complete waste of time. It was a good opportunity for an outsider

to slip into Hero HQ.

But that doesn't help when all I know is his name, face, and that he's Class B,

rank 33.

This guy?

For real?

I don't believe it.

It's true.

Don't let that goofy profile picture fool you. His scores were the highest

recorded on the physical test.

Despite no further notable reports of achievements in the field, he rose from

Class C to Class B, and so soon after his debut.

There's something about this man.

He has to be hiding something.

A secret to his strength.

The first thing we'll need to do is locate him.

Right.

I'll make sure I find him, and then he'll regret making a fool of Speed of

Sonic. He'll pay double for doing it twice.

We're coming for you, Saitama.

You're a dead man.

Just you wait.

Hey, why are you taking all the items?

Quit hoarding everything.

Hey, if you snooze, you're gonna lose, dude. The co -op played, dumbass. I

haven't gotten one power -up yet. I can't beat a boss like this.

I'm pretty sure I can handle him without you.

Uh, the controller broke.

What?

Thank you.

Well, well look at this the property they've got here is pretty sweet