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Hey, uh, I need to play some games.

You don't see that I'm doing my yoga?

What? I'm sorry, if your mom's doing yoga, dude, I can beat your ass later.

a video game. I don't think so. What?

They can't go. What are you doing? Why are you coming at this time? You know

that always at this time I'm here doing my yoga.

Why does it gotta be, like, in front of the TV?

This needs to, like, go to, like, a more, uh, spiritual area.

Hi. Oh, I didn't know that you were his friend. Yeah, we're trying to play some

games. Oh. He thinks he can beat me, but I don't think so. I'm going to whoop

his ass.

Yeah, you have to teach him something.

You know what? Mom, as long as you move, I will beat this guy.

Don't worry. Okay. I'm going to leave you and your friend the place.

You know?

We need to...

You know, you probably hid the controllers.

Doing so much yoga out here.

Okay.

See you later.

Oh, shit. Now that it's raining, I'm going to be beating your ass for a

Yeah, right.

Oh,

you can't handle my pounding, pal. Yo, yo. Let me up. Let me up.

Oh.

That arm work.

Yo.

wrestling skills, wrestling... What?

Oh, shit.

Hey, guys.

I know that you're coming from the gym.

So, I brought some water for you. Yeah, you better fall. You better fall. You

better fall.

Quit punching me.

Hey, hey.

I'm talking to you.

Hey,

hey. Hey, hey, Watson.

Boo!

I just made me lose.

What? I think I just lost.

I definitely just lost.

What? I definitely did.

I'm trying to be nice.

That was like the fight of the century. What is your problem?

I just tried to be nice. Don't blame it on her. She lost, man.

I just came here to... Is this going to up my stats?

What? I need up stats. I need up level so I can...

You know what? I was just trying to be nice. I need to become the champion,

But if you need something else, go.

Mom, champion. Go get it.

Go get it. Go what?

What? What what?

What is the problem?

Everything is bad.

Everything. What's wrong with you? I gotta be the champion, Mom. I'm just

trying. Just trying with you. Can I play some games without you bringing water?

You ain't beating nothing today.

Nothing today. You knocked your ass out last time.

Yep.

Hey.

I don't have a point of view.

Oh, I'm gonna get you again.

No, sir. No, sir. No, sir. No, sir. No tap. No tap.

Oh, shit.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. You better fucking submit, man.

I'm like 3 -0.

So? Yeah, I think it's because my mother loves to clean and do yoga at

random times. If you don't want me to clean, so come here and you do it by

yourself.

After this game. After this game. What after this game? After nothing. You know

what? I'm tired of this right now. You know what? I don't want to see your

horrible face anymore.

So, you know what? Get out. Get out. Get out of here. Right now. You know what?

I'm tired of this.

You're always tired of this. I play my games. That's all I do.

I don't want to see your horrible face anymore.

If you would have bought me a TV in my room, I wouldn't have done it. You know

what? Shut up. This is my house. I paid for it. You're not even serious. And I

want you to leave right now.

Are you serious for real? Yes. I'm very serious. I can't even redeem myself?

Go. Go. Go.

Hurry. Hurry. Are you serious?

You know what? I need to.

You don't get it. It's not your business. Get out. Get out.

Get out. Are you serious?

Right now.

Get busy. I'll catch up with you, man. I think it's because you don't know how

to play video games. Get busy. It's what you need.

Go. Go. Learn to play some video games. Go.

You know what I mean?

All right.

I'm sorry.

You know, if I look a little rude, you know?

Oh, it's all right.

Just, you know, I'm a little bit kind of stressing things, you know.

So, I don't know. I was thinking maybe, you know, you can do something

for me.

I don't know. What do you think? Do you think I'm pretty?

Dude, you're gorgeous.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yoga's definitely working, too.

Really?

Good.

It's working too here.

You can touch for everywhere.

Or where I need a little bit more exercise.

What do you think? I think you're good.

Well, I guess maybe I need half or one hour more exercise.

We did cut your yoga a little short, huh? Do you think you can help me with

that?

I think I can. I need some cardio.

After my classes, I need cardio.

I think I know what you have in mind.

Same.

If I knew you were this hot, I would have come over way sooner.

I guess you're doing also some exercise, huh?

I did a little.

Yes.

It's kind of a little hard in here, huh?

Take that off. I don't mind.

Feeling much better now.

Don't do that.

You're working too, huh?

A little bit.

What else do you have for me today?

I can't really hide it.

What is my prize today?

Reward you for ending your yoga early for us. Wow, now that you're saying

let's do something.

Good.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

There's more than I expected.

Everything just for me.

All for you.

All for me.

Wow.

Let me do it

for you

really straining.

solo for me.

It's my turn. It's my turn, baby.

Yeah, you ready?

This has to mean I was fucking.

Yeah, like that.

Like that.

That's what you want, huh?

I need a hard cut.

It's what I need today.

I need to relax.

This is the best way.

That is a real con.

Holy shit. Wow. I guess I wasn't the only, only,

only that was stressful.

That I made up for interrupting your yoga workout.

No, no, no. This is a real workout.