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Good morning.

But if now is the evening performance, then "Good evening", naturally.

Let's start.

Dear Audience, drama-buffo.

With songs, dances, gun shots and tricks.

The story of how beautiful madam Ksidias quitted the scene.

Of how everyone wants to become a Napoleon.

That it became impossible to Walk along the Streets, without meeting the Napoleons.

About how a Cinderella ruined a prince.

Participating are: poets and executioners, singers and bandits.

Soldiers and streets tarts, generals and "baffoons".

Aesculapiuses and political intriguers. Hucksters and saints.

As well as contrabandists, artisans and one hour caliphs.

You can laugh, Laughing is permitted.

But if you Ii ke crying, then cry.

Because if you would neither cry nor laugh, then

then good bye your money.

How do you like local townswomen'? How do you like them'?

The whole Empire is here.

Not too bad, true? Not too bad. Right?

It rolled up at the sea shore.

They look like Parisian ladies a little. They look like Parisian ladies.

It will start developing today

Perhaps, they are a bit plump, they are a bit plump.

Up to Kiev first of all, later to Kharkov. Later to Moscow, later to St Petersburg.

The Kiev ladies are thinner. The Kiev ladies are a little thinner.

The Bolsheviks wanted to dump us into the Black Sea, but we will dump them into the White one.

Very pretty. Nevertheless, they are very pretty.

Well, when will l see ewhite full dress uniform'? Where is the small black moustar

Soon, my dear. Soon.

Please buy flowers.

Well, what do you see there'?

I can see: Captains are shouting into megaphones. And they are putting the gang-Way now... Devil!

What is that?

You plopped again. You cannot buy me a pair of normal binoculars.

This is an ancient thing, Mr. Voronov.

- I'm conquered. - My father bought it.

He was a thief.

Jenia!

He is starting his small jokes again, Mr. Voronov.

Hit him, Jenia!

Have this, swine!

Denial Please buy flowers! Oh!

My God! What is he doing'? Petia! Jenia! Calm down.

I told you. It is too early for you to do that.

Sha! Sha!

Mr. Voronov, I want to complain about your trainee.

- Don't listen to her, Michel. - Jenia, you lost again?

Worse!

Worse?

Lady, roses, please!

Ah! I forgot money.

Don't do that!

Thank you.

Lackey! - My God! Petia! Jenia!

Jenia! You can cripple him. My God!

Go away! I am talking to you!

You promised!

And don't ever show your face here again.

A dangerous criminal, Yevgeny Brodskey, is wanted by the police.

Fedka, is Brodskey here'?

May be yes.

Really?

You see, such fop is standing there, in varnish shoes?

The one with the coarse nose'?

Are you here'?

Uncle Stepikov, what do you want from that fop'?

Go and tell him: "Mr. Philip, Stepikov has something to tell you".

- Is that clear'? - Aha.

Hi, Philip.

This is my friend. Merchant seaman Bondarenko.

My Compliments. Philip. Free anarchist.

Well what do you say on Entente'?

What?

Within half an hour it will be here.

Philip, we need weapons.

Rifles? Guns'?

Bombs-for the time being.

Here you are, Lady.

Aha.

Can you see that odd Woman in English suit, who's standing there?

Aha, the one with the feathers?

I beg you to approach her and ask.

"Madam Tokarchuk, Mr. Philip is interested

"Or do we have decent bombs now'?

Aha.

- How is Brodskey getting on'? - Is something Wrong?

Well, l saw him strolling along the parkway. It's hot today. Many toads.

- Who? - COps_

Madam says: "My Gosh!"

- Where is my head'? - How much'?

450 dozens. After 100 pieces-4% discount.

Delivery is at the buyer's expense. - Too expensive.

Free anarchists do not bargain

They simply loot.

Let's not start party discussions here.

I have knocked off ten per dozen for revolution

- How many bombs do you need? - A hundred for the time being.

A Hundred'? 100 divide by 10 gives 8. Remainder is 4.

[6033 grands. It's fair, comrades. - Wait. Do we have]?

We do.

When should it be delivered'?

-At 22nd at 10 in the morning. Address'?

- Verhsidias. - Password?

"Is the steamship of Union Castel Line is being repaired here?"

The answer?

"My Gosh! We have been waiting too long for your ship ropes"

Do you know what I found on his table, under his textbooks?

What? The pornographic cards'?

Here they are. The communist pamphlets.

Hush, madam.

Brodskey recruits his cutthroats from these overread idiots!

- Hush, hush! - Brodskey is my idol.

Hush, hush! They say he is here. Among those welcoming, madam.

Jenia. Jenia. Look there. Letters of credit.

American dollars. Canadian dollars. Mexican dollars.

Banking-house Ksidias.

I appoint you to manage all these.

Yes, I don't care a bit about it!

He wants to be hanged.

Yes! Robespier went to the scaffold.

De Murene was beheaded! Napoleon...

Phew! Spineless creature.

Spineless creature!

Bourgeois!

Wretch!

- My compliments. - What is the problem?

You shouldn't have refused to become a banker.

Why'?

For a character like you it is a fine career.

You are a natural knave, but Why are you resisting nature?

I am not a knave, I am a revolutioner.

You head is being cluttered by that fanatic Brodskey.

Brodskey'? - Yes.

Do you know him'?

I know everything. For instance, I know that you lost 8000, playing "Roulette".

Yes.

How do you intend to extricate yourself from that situation, my little one'? Ah'?

Please give me the money.

- For one small service. - What exactly?

Sniff out when solid sum of money will enter mummy's bank.

- Yes. - You are guaranteed 10%

Aha. I am not a bandit!

You will die like a swine.

With your crazy Brodskey. And with all his opera.

Mr. Voronov, surround him with girls. Only from the best families.

- You can be sure, Madam. - No. The tarts would be better.

Street tarts. They are more compliant.

- With all my business connections? - And beat out politics from his head.

I'll knock arithmetic into there!

Mr. Voronov, also teach him your aristocratic manners.

He will be a prince, madam.

They are coming!

They are coming!

Gentlemen!

Do you hear footsteps?

The allies are marching! They have gone round the whole World!

Nothing could stand them

Oh! Are you interested in francs? 3 rubles 6O kopeek.

- Are you interested in pounds sterlings'? - Finally, I can see many small mouthstaches.

Regular army is excellent. It is something special.

Mr. Michel, see what men, ah'?

Yeah! Nice fellows! Nice fellowsl.

Are you interested in aspirin? There are two Wagons of aspirin.

Howitzers! Bomb throwers! Tanks! Hurray!

Moustaches! Moustaches!

Walters! Balzaks! George Sunds!

Ladies and gentlemen, politicians!

Ladies and gentlemen cadets! Social revolutionaries! LCDPessesl NEPessesl

Moderate centrists. With platforms and without platforms!

Ladies and gentlemen Zionists!

Ladies and gentlemen from the Archangel Michael union!

Ladies and gentlemen oktiabrists, borodbists, monarchists, anarchists, nationalists...

And other ladies and gentlemen.

I greet you in the name of Entente.

We came...

We came to help Russian patriots to restore the order in the country.

You owed the allies seven and a half billion even before 1913.

We gave you three and a half billion during the war.

Two and a half billion are railway debts.

Plus two billion, which we lent to municipal facilities.

The total that Russia owes the allies is:

14 billion, 720 million 398 thousand 649 francs.

I don't calculate the interest for now.

Yes! Everything is our hereicoal, port, trams, race tracks, restaurants.

Trousers, that you Wear.

Women, with whom you sleep.

Everything is our here.

To the bolsheviks! To Moscow!

And within one month under the sacred vault ofthe Kremlin...

The triumphant clinging of our good old Weapons will sound.

Regular army is excellent!

It is something special.

We'll have rest in Russia.

- Five. - And I am going to the Cafe. As for me, I am in the brothel.

Mind what you say, Infidel.

What are you doing with the full George order holder'?

You'll soon be right as rain.

Hey, Stepan, do you have many brothels in Russia?

-A lot of. Excellent. l will go there first of all.

- As for me-l go to cafe. - And l'll simply roam along the parkway.

But there are pretty ones among Russian girls.

- As for me, they are too cold. - Aha.

Corporal, one girl kissed me so that l am still shaking.

- And she slipped a note into my pocket. - Five.

Eh, I wish I would read in foreign language

Now, give me your love letter.

It is in your language.

I wish I read our language

- Cow. - Good letter.

It hasn't even been Written.

- It was drawn'? - Cow.

It is really type-written.

You don't say so! Your tart publishes her love letters!

"To foreign soldiers and sailors!

Comrades, what are you doing here'?

You have been deceived again like in 1914.

You are again fighting against your brothers...

So she kissed you like a brother.

For the lucky ones, love ends with gonorrhoea.

For you it will end with hanging.

By the way, the girl is my bride.

- But does she also think so'? - Quickly! Name!

Here it is!

Miss Fekla'?

What a name!

Maybe, that's a part ofthe body'?

Wait, please, you stallions.

Ah! I remembered! This is a Russian aristocratic name.

Is it right, Stepan'?

- Of course it is! - And nevertheless, how do you call her'?

Do you take your notebook to bed every time?

No name is required for love!

My little White bride.

Are you already with her '?

Not yet. But I am sure.

Well, then hurry up!

Within one one week, you must prove to your Fekla that you are a nice boy.

But for such idiot as you, this task is not so easy.

...Hey you! Be quiet!

Take into account! It'll be too late-we leave Russia this week.

Where did you take this from'?

Juv, you shouldn't have slept when they were reading the order!

Everything is clearly stated therein.

"To Russia for two Weeks for being on honorary guard."

Wipe your ass with this order.

Comel, come! Not so fast with the order!

What's the matter?

Here is Gaston. Three days ago he was in battle near the city.

Real battle'?

4 killed, 10 wounded. And this is including myself!

What a swinnish trick!

You did not trust me'?

But we live in peace with the whole world.

Wait. Who is the enemy?

Some bolsheviks. They have two camps here.

Well, what difference does it make to us'?

You wait, a Women tamer!

Easy!

I brought Michael! He knows Russian business well.

Do you know what the bolsheviks means?

But I can explain, what the bolsheviks stand for.

It is a party, like your Sindicalists. But it's better.

That's correct. Bolsheviks is a party for poor people.

Then Why are we fighting against the bolsheviks'?

Cause we had five revolutions.

Let someone stand at the door.

Come on.

Tell me, is Fekla an aristocratic name'?

Congratulations! A proletarian girl loves you.

Easy!

Are the owners expelled from Russia, miner?

Yes.

And the whole country belongs to workers?

Yes, it does.

And this city as well?

No, this city is occupied by the Whites now. For the time being.

But there are also bolsheviks. They are being hunted.

A price tag of 10000 was placed on the head of a bolshevik.

- Not bad! - Good money.

- It will be enough for a long time. - L'd like to see a live bolshevik.

At least to hold 10000 in my hands.

That would have been enough for me for the rest of my life.

Brave guy.

Tell me, Michael, are there girls among bolsheviks'?

- There are, there are. - Ah'? There are.

Lieutenant is coming. - I am coming!

Attentions, guys.

There is a pub "Dardanelles' capture" at the Primorskaya street.

They have excellent Wine and pleasant music there.

I call on there at evenings.

Michael, "Dardanelles' capture"?

"Dardanelles capture", guys.

Attention!

Friends, there is a battle alarm!

The trainning alarm is better!

The trainning alarm is better!

Idiot.

It has begun...

Or, rather-it's going on. "Hi" to your bride Fekla.

Easy! 'shLlt upL

Come on!

Hello, comrade Voronov.

You do that again! Come out quickly. I am talking to you.

You promised!

I've already given the leaflets to you! Come out!

What a trifle it is. I demand the real important business.

I said that it was too early for you be engaged in that. Come out.

L'll complain about you to comrade Brodskey.

Yes, you can complain even to Lord. Come on!

I'll show you what's What!

And if I need, I'll find Brodskey.

- The card. - No! I take it.

Why is it that when I play myself, good cards rush to me'?

If a real opponent sat against me...

I would already have 10000, Mr. Marat.

When l am playing with myself, l am brilliant.

Sneezes.

Mom is spying again.

-She sneezes. Shame on you, mother!

You'?

Is Mr. Voronov here'?

Mr. Voronov is not here.

How long do you know Michel?

- Who... - Voronov.

- You're kidding! - Do you like him'?

- Not at all. - You can open up to me, I am his friend.

You are not a flower girl.

And this folder with notes which you have is also for the sake of appearance.

You are a member ofthe underground movement. Do you see how astute I am'?

It is impossible to be a revolutionary without that.

In a Jacobean club Danton also said that...

"The person, who bears the title of French King, escaped".

And I heard with amazement, that he wasn't still deprieved ofthe crown".

That's excellent!

Excellent? l have a very serious proposal to the underground organization.

My proposal is accepted, the organization will be uncatchal

We will be speaking in a special language "Li".

You... Li.

-You...

-Are...

- Ve... - Li.

- Ry... - Li.

-Pret...

- Ty... - Li.

I have never heard about it!

What is your name'?

Sanka.

Aleksandra.

I am simply Jenia.

My underground nickname is comrade Ksidias.

Aleksandra, let's go for a walk?

It's spring-time. Flowers. Cinema.

-They are singing: "How much do I need for roulette..." Mother! No, Michel! Hide! Where'?

In the pub "Dardanells' capture" they are singing again:

"I'II take the train, for coming back!"

Behind the curbstone! No, behind the curtain!

Michel... Fekla...

I remember Marcel, I remember.

Jenia'? Has anybody wanted to see me'?

Here.

Hello, Sania. Jenechka, Are you really going to the Cinema?

Send this letter.

L'll do that if I'm going there, Michel. And if l am not going'?

You are going, Jenechka. You are going.

Good bye, Aleksandra.

Perhaps we'll never see each other again.

Only for your sake, Michel. Only for your sake.

-Good...

-Bye...

What are you doing? Are you mad'? You know that my life is confidential after all!

And you come to me without permission.

You may be shadowed. What did that fellow tell you'?

Nothing special. He said he was a revolutionary.

Okay. He was lying. Stupid fellow! And what else'?

He said I was a member ofthe underground organization.

He said that?

The appartment is failed. Thank you!

Of course, I don't know comrade Brodskey.

So, I have a private affair for you.

What sort of private affair can you have for me'?

Go back, right now!

I decided to break the allies command headquarters.

What's happened'?

I made a detailed plan ofthe headquarters.

This is the generais office. This is his lavatory.

L'll be able to penetrate there as a plumber.

L'll put a land mine to the water tank. The General will come in the lavatory.

He'll pull the rope, and everything will blow up. What day should it be done'?

What are you talking? Are you mad'?

Go back! That's all. No assignments. Sit at home. That'II dc

Why, comrade Voronov'?

Begone! Begone!

I cannot do without revolution.

You will ruin all the organization. Oh my God!

Comrade Voronov, I will obey you in all cases.

Please, don't chase me out.

Comrade Voronov, give me any job.

I know foreign Words.

I can campaign for soldiers in the pub "Dardanells' capture" together with you!

Please, don't chase me out.

Madam?

What, madam?

- Where is Jenia'? - I don't know.

Vitechka, hold my service jacket, disappear.

You must leave before Jenia's arrival.

Wipe your tears. Look through the window-where is he'?

Don't I disturb you'?

You will never, never disturb us, madam.

This is my student. We have a geography lesson now.

I will take this geography lesson.

What for, madam?

This is a map of South America, madam.

Do you remember'? Corrida. Bulls, madam. Flamenko. Pampass.

Cordeliers, madam! Southern America, madam.

It is a very, very rich country.

It is all filled up with volcanoes, crocodiles, Indians and lianas, madam.

There is the Amazon river.

But here are predators-lions, tigers, hyenas.

And palms are smelling sweet here. Palms, madam.

Palms, madam.

Please give me my son back! You stole my son.

I don't understand, madam.

The Gipsy were stealing our children before, but now the communists do.

You enticed Jenia with resounding Words, he followed you.

-Like a child after gipsy violin. Sanka!

Suitcase! - What for '?

Get off quickly!

Why do you need children from the different class? Workers are prolific.

I had the only son and you stole him.

Where does she take the boxes? What's going on'?

Jenia is not a thing, madam, which can be stolen.

- Yes, he is a thing. - No, he's not a thing.

- I tell you: he is a thing. - But I tell you that he is not a thing.

It was me, who made him. And I tell you that he is not a thing.

I made him: he is a thing. He is from me.

Sasha, Sasha! Sasha, are you already leaving '?

-What's happened'? Easy! Don't touch!

But will we see each other again?

I don't know.

I cannot do without you. And also without revolution.

You tell lies!

Good. Your party, comrade Brodskey personally needs money.

How much do you want'? For releasing Jenia from the communists.

- Do you want 100 rubles'? - Ha-ha!

- Too little? - Yes!

450? - Ha-ha!

- Is it not enough again? - Yes!

- Okay! 200. This is good money. - And that is a good guy!

You have the Wares, madam, after all!

- Okay, 250. - I laugh at you, madam.

A price tag of some thousands rubles was fixed on my head.

Thus, does this mean that a boy from a decent bourgeois family is cheaper?

Than a ragamuffin-bolshevik'?

- 10000 and not a kopeck less! - What for'? Feel sorry for the poor mother.

You are not a mother, madam. You are a monster.

Your mother love extends no further than 250 rubles.

-300.

- Okay. You don't want it friendly'? - No.

- You don't want'? - No.

Help! Raping! Robbery! Fire!

Back! Into the wardrobe, madam!

Michel, Michel, Michel, open please!

Michel, beware. You don't know what is a deceived woman.

Hey, are you still here'? Sit to the car, right now!

Michel, I have carried out your assignment, I delivered the letter.

You poke your nose too deeply into other people's affairs.

- I am simply interested in revolution. - Your curiousity is suspicious.

Don't dare to pester Sanka with obscene conversations.

This is not a girl from mummy's saloon, is it clear'?

She is not a small girl, and l am already not a child.

I see that you are a completely perfect son of a bitch.

Stop that. Let's go!

Michel, I loved you. Take care-l am dangerous!

- Kolka! Lackey! Spineless creature! Lackey! - Open, Jenechka! Help!

Don't take me in!

Jenia! Jesus, what is this? Oh, Jenia. Oh, be careful!

Spineless creature. You still shout on your mummy.

But your mummy prepared a gift for you.

Come here. Give me my service jacket.

Your mum made you a special assignment officer.

Under colonel Miasnitsky.

It is not me!

One, two, three. Straight! Swine! Forward! One, two, three.

Swine! Where is a report'? Warrant officer, it happens sometimes.

And that person is simply tired after intensive discussions.

- Are you tired'? - Very tired. Remove him!

After small rehabilitation he'll be ready for discussion.

You see, our place is comfortable, and sterile.

Privates are Wearing the respiratory masks.

This is a secret agreement between us and Entente.

Three copies of it need to be made.

Our political enemies would have paid highly to get this document.

Diamonds. HearTsSpades. Clubs.

The whole Empire is here.

Yes, stakes are rising.

Yes, the great patriotic ascent.

Did you notice how successful our local city girls have been with our allies?

The bolsheviks wanted to dump us into the Black sea

Hush!

And we will dump them into the White one.

Very pretty, nevertheless they are very pretty.

- Yes. Who'? - What?

These Entente Knights are so irresistable.

The Crusaders. What moustaches!

We must lose to them in principle!

Exactly! Regular army is excellent! lt is something special!

Are you participaticing in the next bank'?

That'll do!

I am participating! Where'? Were... We were... I swear on my honour.

Here are 2 thousands. Are you answering?

As much as necessary.

- Should I give'? - Nope.

A spade.

Queen, eight.

King, nine.

Let's go on.

Do you still have money'?

I persuade you to believe me.

If you come here next time without money...

I'll order to send you out.

All right. I will get the money.

But take care! I am dangerous!

My little one, remember my proposal.

Never!

Plus 6. Plus 7. Plus 12. Plus 299.

The whole Empire is here!

Are you interested in francs?

- This is the culmination! - Francs'?

- It is a boom! - Are you interested? 4 rubles 2O kopecks.

- This is the apotheosis. - Francs'?!

- To Moscow! - Are you interested? 4 rubles 5O kopecks.

Our allies are here. What a passion, what a temperament.

I want to give birth to an ally!

Regular army is excellent! lt is something special.

Are you interested in aspirin? I have some...

Look here, please. Do not listen to him.

He has got nothing. He is selling ordinary air. He is a real Lapitutti!

- You are Lapitutti yourself. - Hey, shut upl!

Are you interested in dollars?

- What are you interested in'? - In Wheat!

The wheat-is the antique good after all!

Of course, antiquarian!

- Mr. Bandarenko! - Yes! I am here, here!

- Oh, excuse me, please. - For shamel,

- Have you got it'? - Here.

- Gimme! - Here!

I must check it.

What? You don't trust?

We are business people.

For shame!

Hi!

Oh, sorry!

Phew!

- Venal creature! - Aha, prostitutes.

- And you think so'? - Yes.

And is that all'? I stole that document for you because of ideological motivations.

I was risking my life. I... And you...

Shame on you! - I worried so much!

- I... Contradictions are breaking my soul. - For shame. Take this.

- Swine. - Sir, I've got a batch of Wheat.

I found it for you.

- [He is lying. It was me who found it for you. - Well, what wheat]?

Napoleon. Bore!

Let's go on.

I have already told you: "I Won't play with you on credit anymore".

I will issue a bill, signed by the banker Ksidias.

And you say that your mother's signature is here'?

I will deliver them to her tomorrow.

I ask you not to do that. I will pay. Soon.

I compromise for the last time.

If you don't liquidate your debt in three days, madam Ksidias will see these bills.

My little one, you need to extricate yourself from that position.

Remember, you are guranteed 10%.

Look here, you swines. I will never sell my mum.

I don't have anybody but her. Do you understand? Bandits.

What a passionate man. Man, I love you, I love you.

"Soldiers! You have been deceived again like Sasha?!

Sasha! It is me, Jenia!

Jenia'?

Twaddler. Skunk!

Thank you. But I thought you were different.

You can ask your Voronov.

Who, risking his life, stole a secret agreement for them.

Between the Allies and the Whites.

You may guess, Why I Wear this vulgar uniform.

Farewell.

Jenia! Jenia! Forgive me!

Mr. Colonel?

Many allied officers visit your club.

So many that I wonder: who remained at the front?

Allied officers are beaten in your club.

Each person has his bread, Mr. Colonel.

Allied officers' money must be returned or...

Or what?

What girls! It is interesting, what boys do they have'?

Easy, girls, easy!

Let it be.

I don't want to spoil relations with Entente.

- Oh! - Be more attentive. That's it.

- Wonderful. - Be more serious, Aleksandra.

This is the art, after all.

A flight. Good. Again. Not bad.

Well...

- Attention, Aleksandra. - Not bad, right'?

- Voila! - That's great!

Eh you. Mummy's sonny!

I cannot Wait for three days. Pay the money today.

If not, there will be "Benz". Swine!

I don't have money for living, Sasha My mum doesn't give me anything.

Here is bourgeois class...

Doomed by the whole course of history, it is rolling into the disaster.

So be it. Where can one get some pennies?

Take mine.

Thank you, Sasha. You are good. Nobody needs me except yourself.

Farewell.

Jenia! Evgeny!

Colonel! I have caught a bolshevik.

- Who is he'? - Michel Voronov.

A handsome man. He's slender as a trotter.

An ugly port girl Sanka is draging along with him. I don't know what he found in her.

And who is that Voronov'?

Please protect your soldiers from him. He will fascinate them like he fascinated...

Whom'?

Many. Sharp tongued.

And who will pay me bonus? Pushkin'?

Handsome man!

Service jacket.

- Colonel. - I am listening to you, my son.

Don't rush me, colonel. It is very difficult for me. I am betraying a friend.

When you finish Worrying-tell me.

This is a banality!

His name is Michel Voronov!

"Michel Voronov is at the pub "Dardanells' capture" at evenings"

- What? - That means that I've been robbed'?

Do you need money very much'?

I do. As a matter of honour.

I lost other person's money. My mum's, and she does not know.

Ah-ah-ah. And do you know accomplices, by any chance'?

I... knov\/ one. Please tell me, will they be tortured much'?

What are you talking about! This is the imagination ofthe average person.

The counterespionage is a clean, comfortable room...

In which an intelligent person in White dressing gown is sitting.

With higher education. And talks very politely.

A girl named Sanka.

Sanka is Voronov's girlfriend.

Unfortunately, we have already paid for those two.

Now everything is finished! What is left is a bullet through the forehead.

And don't you know Evgeney Brodskey'?

I am a vallain, Colonel.

We would have paid two times more for him.

- Hello. - Hi, guys.

We have them. This one is from artillery.

This is a pilot. From the Calvary. From the tankmen.

- And this one is from the flagman battleship. - Well, guys.

- As soon as you'll be... - What a mob's here'?

Go to the front, come to...

I ask you!

Shut up!

Are you agitating?

-I am. Search him. Now!

I am sorry, Michel, the order is the order.

But ifthe lieutenant orders you to shoot at me'?

The officer is the officer.

Here is the officer. Look at him closely. Chicken neck.

Under the snow White uniform is a dirty body

Some small thoughts about women. He eats when he is hungry.

And scratches himself if it itches him. He will end his dirty life.

And he will be driven into the ground, like everybody.

You, for some reason, make a divine creature out of him.

You serve him like dogs, or like the bolt of a rifle.

He is setting you and us against each other.

And he is making money from that fratricidal dump.

As well as ranks, awards.

_ Right'? 'RQW-Shut up!

You see: right. Please sorry, it seems, I delayed you.

Good bye.

-Seize!-Whom should I seize?

-Him!- Yes sir!

- Fire! - Yes sir!

I order!

Aim above the head. - And how else

Fire!

Follow me. Seize him!

Our bullets are intelligent, Michel, they will find the road.

Let's see. Bye. In three hours in the pub "Dardanells Assault".

I beg your pardon, gentlemen. Please sorry. Pardon.

Ladies and gentlemen. Cows. Phew!

Quite unlike ours, who're clumsy.

- Cherman! - Oh, smelPs great! Oh, uncle...

Let's go

To the right. Yes to the right I said.

Yes now.

Well. We have to turn back.

Wait, comrade Voronov. I beg you.

Okay, I will get to the shore without you. By myself.

-Okay, sit here. And be quiet. Please tell me.

Did Evgeney procure the confidential agreement ofthe Whites with the occupationists for our party'?

- Well he got it but... - That is it.

Is this very important for our revolution'?

- Very, but it... - Exactly!.

Evgeney is a hero, one can say, and you...

You were calling him a lier just because, his mum belongs to the bourgeois class.

And he broke off from her. Well, Why am I telling you all these?

You don't have heart. That is it. Only dryness in the soul.

It is not possible to tell you a word. You do not want to hear any proposals

I cannot live without revolution, here is Where it is in me.

And for you it is just the same as civil service.

The only interest is foreign clothes.

That you are changing all the time. No more will l pester you.

It is important for me to reach comrade Brodskey. That's it.

Turn back.

Sanka. Crazy

The allies are already two months here. But Where then is Moscow?

I am no more dealing in them.

I am dealing only in dollars.

The allies are repeating their famous manoeuvre in Marne.

Within two week we will be in Moscow.

My God. I placed an order with a tailor yesterday for a suit.

It will be ready only in three Weeks.

Rabble! Get out! - I'II get here anyway!

- Help! Thiefs! - Don't worry!

The thiefs are robbing passers by.

- Sentry! Sentry! Gentlemen! - Sisi! Dear!

Do you hear'? Gentlemen?

I have been robbed. Gentlemen, catch them.

- Here is one more! - Yeah! lntercede for speculators.

Please help him.

The White army has got more lofty tasks.

Than returning lost trousers to the losers.

- Mr. Voronov! Mr. Voronov! - Good evening!

- Good evening, Mr. Voronov. - My compliments.

Hello, hello.

Good afternoon, Mr. Voronov, Sir

Hello, Michel.

-Michell -l recommend Marseilles.

- And Where are the others? - We are being sent to the front.

That is it. She is already here.

For my city, free from the yoke of interventionists.

Handbag, Brevange Franse. International. Hurray.

Hurray.

Hello, Hello, Emile. Hi, Libo

- Hi, Michel. - Hello.

Are they campaigning?

- So, is she ours'? - Ours.

And we thought that she is sick.

No. She is full of initiative.

Miss Fekla.

No. Sanka. She is simply a great conspirator.

Filia. And I have dollars.

Could it be you don't like me'?

Or l'?

No. Don't say so. I like you all very much.

Vocal and dancing performance "Robber"

The hour passed, Michel. And the guys are still not here. Something happened.

We will wait.

A song: "In Olhovskey lane, a slain man was found.

He was in a leatherjacket. Eight Wounds on the chest.

The deceased was lying on a table. Brightly the candles shine.

The one killed was was a thief. They will avenge him.

Not even one week has passed. Rumours, rumours are going around.

In Olhovskey lane, two policemen were found.

Leather jacket was stolen, trousers were stolen.

And bought moonshine to pray for them

Inclination may be'? Well'?

- I'm very glad! - Bravo! Bravo!

Be quiet. Well'?

Our work is a difficult work.

Especially when Working for a whole day.

This is Why it disgusting, when they sing badly.

Perhaps bandits sing like that?

The choristers in the synagogue sing like that.

Of course, Mr. is so well acquainted with the life of bandits.

Might be, he will show us how bandits sing'?

Are you asking for songs? I have them!

Song: "The thunder has thundered -isolation is going on

The provincial investigation is sending out telegrams

That the whole district is filled up with thieves,

That the critical moment has set-in.

And the dark element is oppressing.

Not that correlation of forces-the managers lament,"

Aha. And more slowly?

"In all hide outs people are drinking not Wines, but poisons,

In all the town murders and round-ups,

They are ordering people to stake everything.

And apply the reserve variant!"

So. I don't like this.

"And in response they are advised with Ieg"

For me also. Gaston is missing. Celestine and Juv did not come.

- "Respect that drama at least a little" -We need to disappear. Only one by one.

- You are the first. - "Four from the side-your people are not here!

Do not argue with us!"

Let the police go, he is going his normal duty round,

The situation is not appropriate and the trick Won't work!"

- Now you, Sania. - No, you!

It is more important that you remain free.

As a disciplinary measure, I order you to leave without arguments.

Go, Sania, go.

Bravo! Bravo!

-Go back! Round-up! Mama, I have dollars.

Be quiet! Everyone should remain Where he is.

We are talking about arresting a few state criminals.

There will be commotion.

- Yes'? - Yeah!

Dear Artists I implore you to continue. Music!

Your documents!

Clean work.

I beg your pardon!

You did it yourself?

Catching decent people, while Brodskey walks about in freedom.

Let's go.

Swines.

One more little bird has been caught!

Let me go, skunk!

-Ah, what a man. Please allow me.

Commissioner's ugly face! We shall still talk with you.

Well, Why are you standing? Run away!

And what about you'?

Red bellied swine!

Run, Sania!

And you Why are you standing, blockhead'? Run for the girl.

Sanka is in the car!

-That Way to him, do itl. Michel, stand firm!

Eh, Come here quickly.

I am not involved, gentlemen.

Michel, run. - Beat communists. Save Russia!

Ah, what a man.

Seize him, now!

Seize these red-bellied!

We will catch them and hang them by their legs.

Shoot!

Beat communists. Save Russia! Petia!

Grip them! Catch-up with them

I got him, gentlemen!

The chemists is closed. See the attendant.

Open it please, or I throw a bomb!

This is illegal! I protest, madam. What is this?

The chemisfs is closed, madam, I told you that.

These are illegal actions.

Bandage. Cheesecotton. Iodine.

You are lucky. The bullet went right through.

She remains here for now.

I cannot leave you here. You should leave.

I want to sleep.

- Do you know who we are'? - I don't want to know.

Don't worry me please with your mad businesses.

I want to sleep.

We are from counter-intelligence.

You'?

Nobody should know that she is here.

Do you understand?

Understood. I did not see you.

I did not hear you. You did not come to me.

Go your way.

Comrade Voronov need to be saved.

Take this revolver. I will come back for you.

Eh, old man. You remember what I said.

No problem

What a young girl. Why do you need all these?

These bolsheviks hid here, they are in the chemist shop.

Sometime ago, our work was the most peaceful.

Fish oil. Castor oil.

People were dying moderately.

I ask you: Where have old good sicknesses all gone to'?

Where is sciatica? Where is haemorrhoids'?

I see only wounds. Pricked, out, fragmented wounds.

It is already three years as I have not seen the analysis of urine.

People stopped being interested in their urines.

They are interested in politics. Nothing good will come offthat.

The chemisfs is closed. Please go.

I can show will power!

Old man! We need cocaine!

- Where is your prescription? - Lady, please.

I have understood everything.

Oh, gentlemen, this place is out of bounds!

The Chemist's is closed. Closed.

Eh, chemist, give me some opium. I have diarrhoea.

Oh! Finally I can see someone with a decent illness.

Take your opium.

4 pills more. Have you gone mad'?

Such a dose can kill an elephant.

It is either you will give them to me now. Or l will teach you such a lesson!

And now, now I already see. You have a prescription. Here you are.

Oh, what are you doing'?

Don't disturb me old man.

I have sentenced myself. I will not be able to extricate myself

So Why do you need to poison yourself? You have a revolver. Shoot yourself.

To you, it is all the same, and to me less trouble.

Get out, old man. What do you understand in this'?

- Should they be swallowed? - Of course.

A real poison must be liquid.

Not necessarily.

Decant a little death into this vessel for me.

O.K.

- Please. - What is this?

- This is Curare. - Cu... Will curare take me'?

Well, what are we talking about?

- How does it work? - Firstly the lowerjaw will drop.

Then, the eyes will drop.

And a magnificent violet foam will come out from the mouth.

It is enough! I don't want torture.

Solomon. Give me an easy death.

As easy as the kiss of a sister.

Then I advise you to take good herring dish with onions.

You are a fool, Solomon. And yourjokes are foolish.

Without pain. Without smell. Without taste.

Yes, really without odour.

No, this is similar to a chemical experiment.

- I'II hang myself! - Yeah! Hang.

Trickster! I'll hang myself!

Jenka, stop talking.

Stop thee-and-thouing me please.

- Arrogant man! - Ha-ha!

- Napoleon! - Hi-hi!

Everyone wants to become a Napoleon.

It is impossible to Walk along the streets without meeting Napoleons.

Let me tell you secretly. I am not against becoming a Napoleon myself.

Between us. I have more chance of achieving this than you, than anyone else.

I am offering you to become my Murat.

What? Also not bad.

Iam not going to rob my mum.

You are not going. But she has already robbed you.

While you were subtly worrying about Whether to report on her or not.

Your dear mum, without any Worries, sang directly to the colonel.

With the list of communists in her fist.

Your worrying has cost you 20000.

Mama!

The revolution has deceived you! The conter revolution has deceived you!

You real mum deceived you! Only I have not deceived you.

Mama! - Listen here, bore.

It became known to me, that a solid sum of money has now entered into Ksidias bank.

The Watch man knows you.

How much'?

Oh! I can hear a man's voice and not a small boy's.

5% from the turnover.

Find yourself another Murat with 5%.

- 7%. - 20

Be quiet, Well'?! 20% to the tipper-off.

It would have been unethical from my side relative to my comrades.

I am already offering you a maximum of 10%.

But are you not afraid that they will grab us'?

Who'? The police is on my pay list.

The head ofthe counter intelligence is also my friend.

Well, fine. Come after me.

Who was here'? I heard his voice.

I can't Wait any longer. It is necessary to save Michel.

- Of course, it's necessary to save Michel! - ...save Michel.

What are we talking about. Of course, it is necessary to save. Go.

Go ahead, do it

Rif-raf, do you hear'? Open! We'll show you how to hide bolsheviks!

- Red bellied swine! - L wanna live calmly!

My God, my god. What type oftime is this'?

What type of mad time is this'?

Who will tell me'? Why did I not die in 1916?

Oh uncles, think out something

May be you give them ten'? May be they will take ten, ah'?

Uncle Stepikov. May be one oftheir bigwigs should be stolen and exchanged?

Comrades! May be you take a car and...

There is no vehicle after all!

They'll really kill comrade Voronov. They'll kill him.

And can a note be sent there'?

And even ifthat is possible? And what about it'?

Write. Let him prolong the interrogation.

Let him be thinking out every possible fairy tales. So as just to waste time.

Our partisan groups advanced smartly in the last few days.

I will hand over that note.

It is high time.

Wait. I have got an idea of how to save him.

I'll try.

Don't dare, Sania. Do you hear me'?

I know your ideas. Leave it.

You will only ruin yourself.

I will, all the same, try.

Is that you, young master?

Let me in, Nestor. Mama sent me.

It is not allowed.

Well, you know, after all, her whims.

All of a sudden, one night, she wanted her correspondence with credit lyonnaise.

She Wanted, you say'?

Yeah, this happens

Let's smoke, Nestor?

Probihited, young master. Enter with God.

Lady, I beg you.

Heads will roll. Heads will roll Kvas will flow

Heads will roll Kvas will flow

Evil Spirit. Holy Spirit, Holy Spirit

Aesthetic work.

When everything's magnifique. This is something special.

You are W6ICOfT16.. So what?

Yes, everyone wants to become a Napoleon.

So, that it is impossible to Walk along the streets because of Napoleons.

- This one. - Keys.

Lady, I implore you.

Philip.

Attention

Philip.

- Who is this'? - It is me.

- Who'? Sanka-flower girl'? - Aha.

Phew you.

What? Do you want to work with us'? That's correct.

Our youths are meeting. Politics is a dirty affair.

Philip, Voronov need to be pulled out from the counter intelligence.

Philip, you after all, can. The head ofthe counter intelligence is your friend.

We have the code here. And Why do I need your Voronov'? In law'? Brothers?

This is not free. Oblcom will pay.

I am a businessman. Helping the communists is not a profitable enterprise.

I would not have invested one kopeek into the business.

Nothing is Working out.

We'll have to call a safecracker

Lady, please be so kind. 23-20. Thank you.

1r. Zolotniskey'? Please be so kind as to come to Ksidias ba

Philip, they are torturing Michel at this very moment.

You, after all, are idealistic. You are for revolution.

I don't give a damn about revolution. I am a capitalist.

This emanates from your youthfulness, Sanka.

Look. Jenia, Jenechka, show yourself. Do not fear.

Jenia.

He also played revolution, also made friends with Voronov.

Later went and made a report on him. And came over to me.

The young man is growing.

It is not true. It is not you.

Monster. This is his mother. She will get it

Both he and his mother made reports. It is a family.

- Take this, monster. - Heads will roll.

Hero! Fool!

There are no heros! Do you hear that?

Everything in the world is ordinary.

- Heads will roll. - Be quiet you, murderer.

Traitor.

You will be turning my head- l will not know you immediately.

It will not be Wet.

Filia.

No, I am here. Here I am.

My little one.

Which?

Filia!

Jenia! What is this'?

Don't you see'? Mama and Colonel Miasniskey.

This is not what I am asking you of, bore.

Where is the real bear'?

- I forgot. - This one'?

Jenka. What does this mean'?

Just a moment, I will find it. Don't disturb me.

You cannot deceive me, mama. This.

I have finished, Philip.

But well, accept the rake.

The fee, as always, you will send them to me at home.

Be rest assured, Mr. Zolotniskey.

Only not from there. All these are fake.

Glass.

- Jenka! - What?

What does all these mean'? All in the safe is fake'?

Why are you asking me'? Ask the old woman.

- Don't deceive me, you cad. - Don't play strong willed man for me.

You warned the old woman. And took her brokerage.

She has again deceivd me.

Mama, mama. You bequeathed all your vices to me.

I am renouncing you.

Take this for Michel.

Heads will roll!

And well, let's go from here, quickly.

- Forv\/ard. - Bravo! Qui! Bravo!

You will later tell us, what is there ahead.

Well, Why are you staring at me'? It is me.

Take it easy. Without follies.

My dear. Please put me through to the Chief.

Chief? This is Lieutenant Benua speaking.

There is a revolt here. Please send military police.

My dear'?

Well, what is your worth with such appearance, as if you have constipation?

Well, say at least a few words to the soldiers.

What do you want to do with me'?

We want to play you a song on our guitars.

It is necessary to still have time to help Michel out.

Cows. Do you know, what is red banner'?

- We know. This is a revolt. - Guys, go home.

- Go home! Go home! - And help out Michel.

We will have enough time to help out Michel.

You'?

Me, Michel.

You.

How did they take you'?

On the street. Just now.

- And Sanka? - He's rushing about somewhere.

He's trying to organize the saving for you.

We must prolong the interrogation at any price.

Tomorrow is the decisive battle. We still have hope Michel. Do we'?

Let off. Tomorrow, we will Wear Wooden coats and enter the ground.

No. I don't believe it. There is a way.

What are you saying?

Wait.

The sentry is here. Do you understand?

Yeah!

Call for him. Hit him on the head.

Take his weapon. Change your clothes...

-Why are you laughing? It is simply good to look at you.

Well, first of all, he will not come into this place.

Secondly, ifthat fool wants to enter-he Won't be able to.

He has not got the keys. That is it.

And thirdly, we wouldn't have been able to take him.

You are a woman, While I am a Wounded man.

Fourthly, even if we are able to take him, we wouldn't be able to leave.

Because there, outside the gate, one more sentry is still standing there, and then one more.

And all these tombs were filled by them like...

Go to hell. Now.

Nevertheless'? And if we try'?

Don't get weaked by such dream. Don't

How many soldiers did you try to win over'?

I did not count them. I think about 5O persons.

You see.

Each ofthem also tried to win over a number of people.

Those did the same.

A number of hundreds of people you made real revolutionaries.

Everything has been done.

Forgive me.

The interrogation will start. The investigator will be amiable at first.

He will offer me a cigarette, later, he will offer me the life.

A cigarette can be accepted, and life has to be rejected.

Gendermes are not resourceful in philosophy.

But they are resourceful in another.

And it can be very difficult for us here.

Will we endure'? What is wrong with you'?

Catarrh. Catarrh, is as old as mankind.

Now you are up the mark.

Song. "Like everyone, we are cheerful and sullen sometimes,

But ifthere is the need to choose and making the choice is difficult-

We choose Wooden coats,

People! People!

They will be offering us for a long time. Not to miscalculate:

Ah, -they will say-what are you saying! You have not lived!

You only-only need to starfl...

Well, and later they'll offer like: either-or!

Either beaches, exhibition openings, even.

Steam boats, in which are filled holds,

Crews, horse riding, receptions, voyages-

Or simply Wooden coats.

And they will be cheerful or sullen,

And will be in the role of Wicked Jesters and kind judges, -

But we will be offered wooden coats,

People! People!

We can even be offered to smoke:

Ah, -they will rememben-you didn't smoke for a long time! Not so'?

Yes you have not started livingl...

Well, and later they'll be offered something.

The smoke of a cigarette blows something over.

One draw-more cheerful then a thought.

Feeling like smoking!

But Wooden coats need to be choosen.

And they will be so polite and affectionate that.

They will offer ready made happy life,

But we will refuse-and they flog very cruely,

People! People!"

Guys, they killed Jane Barbie. They killed Voronov.

Sailors called him comrade Stepan.

Workers knew his name as Andrei Jarkov.

And for the enemy he was the impeceptible Evgeney Brodskey.

Gentlemen, don't press. The board is overloaded.

Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen.

I am following you.

- You are here! - The whole Empire is here.

How did this happen, that allies are already leaving'?

And Why did they come'?

- Do you hear the cracking? - "Crack, crack!"

Here are your allies.

The beams ofthe old world are cracking.

It stood for thousands of years. And it is being destroyed before us.

May the allies, who betrayed us, be damned!

May we be damned for being so weak.

Verochka, bolsheviks will not last bear even one month.

Can an insignificant small group of adventurers rule...

Rule a great powerful people, who hate them?

Oh, Mr. lnsignificance, you became wretched.

Why you, military men, don't chase them away?

You don't want'? Phew.

They are many ofthem. Very many. All ofthem are men, all ofthem are the skilled men.

Who is interested in Francs now'? Offer soviet money-I'll take.

Well what will you do in the soulless, material Europe'?

With my specialty I Won't get lost anywhere, except the Soviet Russia.

The government comes, the government leaves. Bandits remain.

Remain. We shall break in.

Where'? Into cooperatives?

Madam, quickly.

Ah, what a loon. What a rich loon.

My houses. My shipyard. My warehouses. I leave my son's tomb here.

Blow your nose.

We will spend the Winter in Neaples. Summer in Norway.

My cash offices. My banking office.

There are more money in this bag than in any cash office.

I feel that you will be my patient today.

Don't press. The steam ship is overloaded.

Juv, Celestine, Have you gone deaf or what?

Guys, we are staying here.

Sure!

Please come here, to us.

- Guys, send our regards to Michel. - Eh, cows, cows!

- Do you hear'? Send our regards to Michel. - We did not part with him for 5 years!

We will do that anyway. Farewell, boys.

Help!

My vallet.