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It is a lot of dust being stuffed.

It is stuff like this stuffed dog.

This stuffed dry.

This rarest, very duff.

It is a total controlled duff.

Really?

Rough estimate.

How many times have you said drinks on the house?

Approximately never.

I want to pull up a bar stool for

a few words with a great man with Barney.

(audience applauding)

Barney is it true that you were originally headed for Harvard?

That's right.

(audience laughing) I was starting for my SATs.

And all of a sudden,

I took a drink of beer and wound up with mose.

Now beer costs a lot of money.

What is your main means of support?

Well, I usually subject myself to human experiments.

Do you?

I am also told that you're a regular at

the Springfield Spurmbank.

Yes?

I keep giving.

Mayor Quimby.

Oh,

yes. How is it, Mayor Quimby, that so many

of your facts find emissions,

take you to magnificent tropical islands and expensive resorts?

That's a good question,

James. And I am going to go on a

fact-finding mission to find out and come back

with an answer.

I see.

The principle of Springfield Elementary.

See more skin.

Thank you very much.

Let's hold that down,

please. Let's hold that down.

Let's keep this in order.

Will you please sit down,

sir? [LAUGHTER] How do you run this place?

I know.

Word if you will about Barth Simpson.

A word?

Challenge.

That's a different way of saying I'm going to

get him out of this school if I-- If

I lived to be 100, I got to.

Chief Wiggum?

Right out.

10 for it.

I mean.

How important are ethics in a job like this?

They're tremendously tremendously important,

James. Really?

Yes.

What are ethics?

Who are your role models?

That's good. You're joining now and welcoming this distinguished actor

Rainer Wolfkaz. Thank you very much

Thank you very much Pleasure to.) Thank you very much. It's a pleasure to be here.

You know, I dreamed.

I dreamed back in the home country when I was a child.

country

when

I

was

taking

lifting

weights

that

I

could

achieve

this

moment

with

you

and

now

I

have

and

so

what

do

I

have

to

live

for

now?

- Our

acting

students

here

have...

- Yes,

we

are

all

acting

students.

- We

are.

- Don't

get

me

wrong,

we

are

all

acting

students.

- Well

these

have

grown

up

with

your

famous

character

Mick

Bane.

Yes.

We've

been

invaluable

acting

lesson

for

Let me get into character.

Okay, I'm McBane.

All right, then, those are...

I'll give you the Maxwell circuit if you put

down my daughter.

It's a pleasure to eat your lid, good sir.

Would it have been too much trouble for you

to go out and find a prop gun?

I'm not a prop man.

I am the actor.

Finally,

Krusty.

I

was wondering what you're going to get today.

What is the name on your birth certificate?

Hercule.

My girl.

Good stuff.

Were you expected to follow in the Khrustoffsky family tradition?

My father was a rabbi.

His father's father was a rabbi.

But you did not follow in there footsteps?

No, I did not.

I wanted to go to the comedy and make people laugh.

I see.

And make a lot of money.

When did you realize that that was the life

that you wanted?

I think it was during the high school.

I remember I was listening to the cantor singing

a blessed song.

He got so many girls.

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Some were between reality and crazy.

There were a bunch of comedians waiting to be found.

Comedy is indeed.

It's been hiding.

You've voted the show.

Last comic standing.

Thursday, 8.30 on Fox 8.

We begin our classroom session with the questionnaire invented

by Marcel Proust and brought to renowned on the

best talk show ever by the best talk show host ever.

You're not a people.

Homer?

What's your favorite word?

Oh.

Marshmallow.

Apple.

It's going to say markup, but it's a word.

Christine?

Yeah.

What is your least favorite word?

- Canceled.

What turns you on?

Appu?

I like that dumb......dumb drum,

missing. Does that conflict in any way with your Hindu faith?

Not that I know of.

What turns you off,

Mr Burns?

Smithers.

What sound or noise do you love?

Homer?

Just sound?

of marriage sleeping because he doesn't know what him do.

What sound don't always do you hate?

Appu?

Three words.

Eight?

Babies crank.

What's your favorite curse word?

Part?

Damn hell ass.

Krusty?

Ah, f*** it.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Fine.

You know what I like to do.

Either like B.

Crusty, the Clare, either B.

Him, or also maybe Tony Hawk.

If haven't exists,

what would you like to hear God say when

you arrive at the pearly gate,

Stan? Well, you're so worried about.

You're in the right place.

Hank.

Wanna go again?

There he is.

Show starts in half an hour.

Here are your students.

>> Hello.

My name is Ted Clement.

It's so wonderful to meet all of you.

You guys have some brave stuff.

What was the experience like for you as actors

to work throughout the length of the show and

to experience that sort of continuing edginess and new

chances being being taken all at the time and

that's what I think.

I think the fact that we take no prisoners

we go after everybody so brilliant.

That's what I think.

One of the testaments to the beginning of the show

is that James L. Brooks was the producer.

And therefore, he had quite a bit of clout

to one of his stipulations was no notes from network executives.

And is one of the rare shows that does not get notes from other than

standards of practice and even then they don't always listen to it.

to them.

And it's not to say, oh, they couldn't give legitimate laws, but the fact of the

matter is I've known enough showrunners that there are too many people in too many

different positions giving contrary notes.

And so there you have writers trying to please like 12 people with 12 different opinions

and that's why a lot of stuff doesn't come through.

Hello. I'm a huge fan and my cheeks hurt from laughing so much.

I haven't laughed this much since I've been in New York.

So thank you.

What's your name?

Neidra.

I'm sorry, my name is Neidra.

I'm a first-year actor.

First, who plays groundskeeper Willie?

And have any of you read the Gospel according

to the Simpsons?

And has it changed or out looked on the

show or has it made you see the show

in a different light?

I just saw it in the bookstore yesterday and

didn't pick it up.

But my observation related to that is we have

been on the air long enough that we've gone

completely around from being denounced by conservative Christians when

we started the show for part being a bad

role model for the show being bad for children

to watch to myself because I do both love

joy and Ned having been the subject of cover

articles in two Christian magazines.

hailing the Simpsons as the most moral show on television.

And there is a cult.

I've been made aware of this because I had

to do an interview about it for the BBC

recently, a cult of Christians in England who dress

up as Ned Flanders and convene on a regular basis.

This only goes to show what happens when you

stay on television long enough.

And I do grousekeeper Willie.

Hello, my name is Philip Gutman.

I'm a first-year player,

right? I've been watching you since the sixth grade,

and I'm 24 years old now.

What I want to know is what has kept

you guys together for 13 years?

Well, they put morphine in the water.

And that keeps you coming back.

Philip, it is a great gig.

This is probably the best job that you could

have in the entertainment industry, I think.

For we get paid to burp and

burp

and

f***t

and

ask

people

for

myself.

Plus,

we

all

have

two

careers

or

three

careers.

There's

a

lot

of

time

to

do

other

things.

- No,

it's

true.

It's

so

easy

to

do

from

our

standpoint

that

we

don't

see

you

enough

to

have

any

problems

with

each

other.

- And

we've

got

it

down

to

a

fine

art

too,

we're

in

a

tan

and

we're

out

by

two.

No

potty

breaks,

no.

We

don't

even

stop

for

lunch.

It's

just

like

you

eat

in

between

if

you're

lucky.

And if you have one scene off, you can go and make a phone call.

But usually we're all-- because of the voices that we do.

We're all--

But you do feel like a family that there's a closeness between you.

I think we have tremendous--

I respect every one here on the stage.

Yeah.

We see each other so rarely that we've learned more about each other

tonight.

[LAUGHTER]

It's true that it's true.

I think there's something to be said to our show

being frozen in time.

And so, it kind of has an insular quality to it.

But in the end, we don't socialize outside of the show.

We just have this extraordinary chemistry within what we do.

Yeah, we are all family, but it's a very

specific, weird kind of family.

(whistling)

(upbeat