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Bender Gets Made
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I'm gonna see my favorite chef. . .
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. . .TV's Elzar! This is the greatest
second of my life!
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No, this one is!
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Wait, that one was worse.
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Ah, so far so good on this one!
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Now, here he is:
Chef, restaurateur...
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...author of Cooking Slugs For Dinner
and Cooking Dinner for Slugs. . .
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...Elzar!
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Yeah!
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All right! Yeah! Yeah, baby! Whoo!
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Elzar!
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All right!
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Elzar, you're my god!
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Please sign this sketch I drew of you!
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Elzar! Bless you!
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Now, this is why I prefer
your non-stick robots.
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All right! Yeah!
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I hope you folks like Cajun food.
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Because we're making down-home
Neptune-style gumbo.
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Step one: Boil some oysters in a pot
of Neptune-style gumbo.
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Boiled? lnteresting!
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-Bender, try to be a little quieter.
-No, you shut up!
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Now and then, knock it up a notch
with your spice weasel.
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Bam!
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Yeah! Bam it again!
Knock it up a notch!
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Who let him into the studio?
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Come on! Work that weasel!
Quit holding out!
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If you stop interrupting,
all right.
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Against my will,
I'll knock it up a notch.
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I gotta film this notch-up knocking.
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Think fast!
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My eye! I'm blind!
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Tell me, doctor, how's my cyst?
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Grande.
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I don't like this doctor. I've lost
more patients than he's treated.
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What does this look like?
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A grayish blob?
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Right. And this one?
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A grayish blob?
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Not as right that time.
You have some corneal irritation.
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Nice try, little boy.
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You may have textbook knowledge
and a real diploma. . .
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. . .but I have more skill in my claw
than you have in your whole body!
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You seem tense. Try these.
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Sure. Butter me up with candy.
Well, it won't work, sonny!
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Why always the fighting?
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Your eye needs rest.
Wear this patch for a week.
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A week? What do you think,
Dr. Zoidberg?
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Clack.
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Thanks for the help, Leela.
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Leela! We're right here!
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I'm not deaf!
I just have to wear a patch.
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Does it look stupid?
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No! It looks so nice,
I think I might get one too.
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It's Elzar!
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I'm so excited I wish
I could wet my pants!
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Let me make this up to you.
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You're all invited to my restaurant.
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I'll bam up a dinner you won't forget!
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-All right!
-Yeah!
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Hooray for blind-ey!
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Oh, God. I'm coming down!
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Watch your mouth because your
taste buds are going on vacation.
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I made you each your own special meal,
so dig in!
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It's the biggest platter
I've ever seen!
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Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork!
ls there any meat he can't jerk?
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The king crab is to die for!
Look, a tiny, edible crown!
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-What's it made of?
-Wood.
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Oh, Fry! You gotta try this
sterno-nicoise.
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It's robot food.
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It's so good! Just try a little.
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No, really, I don't--
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Are you all right?
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Oh, yeah, the salad's fantastic!
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So fresh.
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Oh, my! That steamed carrot
was a bit spicy.
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Enjoy the dinner?
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-Are you kidding?
-God, yes, Elzar!
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I enjoyed cooking for you.
And to make everything square. . .
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. . .I want you to have
these chocolates.
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What's this?
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Take care of that whenever you want.
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-Hey!
-A bill?
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You're charging us,
after you blinded me?
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I made a nice meal.
This ain't a charity.
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-Twelve hundred dollars?
-Holy zombie Jesus!
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We don't have that!
Especially not him.
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They took away my credit cards.
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I know how to take care of this.
No problem.
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You're all under arrest.
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It's a stone cold shame.
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He's making a break for it!
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-I was picking my nose.
-Picking his nose! Get him!
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My daddy owned a restaurant
and punks like you made him fail.
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That's why I'm a cop.
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Now it's payback time. Oh, yeah.
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Don't hit me! I'm brittle!
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Wait! I've got the perfect solution!
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Listen to the robot!
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I love cooking,
and he needs help, right?
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-No question.
-How about I work to pay off our debt?
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I don't know. I try to hire people
who are less unbearable.
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-Bender's a model employee!
-He's so polite!
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-And hardworking.
-He's made of candy.
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Okay, I'll give it a shot.
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-All right! Yeah!
-Hot diggety!
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You better keep your nose clean.
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That'll be easy. I never wear it.
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Time for my precious 1 0 a.m. meeting!
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Where is Leela?
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I'm here.
And I'm getting along fine, thanks.
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My walk took a little
longer than usual.
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Nibbler took me through the zoo.
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Don't be embarrassed about
needing help.
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I could do your makeup.
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I don't need help.
I did this all by myself.
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You look beautiful!
My favorite artist is Picasso!
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I'm off to the restaurant.
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Someone can fill in for me.
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I'll build someone to fill in for you!
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A gamma-powered mechanical monster. . .
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. . .with freeway on-ramps for arms,
and a coal-black heart!
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If that guy can't handle it,
let me know.
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I'm done siphoning out
the grease trap. I need a mint.
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What job do I move up to?
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Pastry chef? Saucier? Soup guy?
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Bam!
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Bam yourself.
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Who are they?
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They're very good customers,
and that's all I can say.
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-Are they the Robot Mafia?
-Yes.
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You call this a table?
You call this a table?
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I wouldn't hit a guy with this!
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The Don-Bot don't like it!
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I ought to clamp you!
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Calm down, Clamps. The boss likes
to put his back against a wall. . .
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. . .Iike this there.
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But that table's--
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Let me bus that for you!
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What I meant to do was. . . .
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-Oh!
-I can't believe this!
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Get out!
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I like this guy's lack of style.
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I give the guy cement shoes. . .
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. . .which he likes better
than his lead ones.
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You think this computes?
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I gave you a hundred.
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You gave me a fifty.
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-No, I didn't.
-You did.
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You stealing from him?
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I'm trying, but it's not easy.
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Check out his ball bearings.
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Here's something for you.
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-It's money.
-Wow, thanks.
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You earned that fifty.
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-It's a twenty.
-It is?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I meant to--
Wait a minute!
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Say, you wanna work for me
as a hired goon?
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I've always wanted to be a goon!
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Hey, Elzar! I quit!
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Okay!
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We're gonna start with a delivery.
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It's for a private lottery we run.
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Wow! You guys run numbers?
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Ones and zeroes mostly.
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Take this disk to Sammy
"The Mechanical Bull" Gravano.
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Watch out for cops.
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That's what my mom said.
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That's good oil-aide, son.
We could use you in the Robot Mafia.
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Which I'm sort of in.
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You flatter me, kind goon.
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I'm programmed to only sell oil-aide
and write cute backwards letters.
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Oh, crap. The cops!
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-See anything suspicious?
-Nope.
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But check out today's "Marmaduke. "
Solid.
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Hey, it's that skell from Elzar's!
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Undercover pursuit in progress. . .baby.
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-Gotcha!
-What's the problem?
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-Was I speeding?
-We'll decide that after a search.
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He's clean.
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Smells nice too.
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-Better than me?
-Oh, yeah.
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Courtesy of Mr. Bender.
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Nice job. You passed the test.
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You want to join us at our social club
tomorrow night?
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I'd rather plan some felonies.
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Then we should meet
at our headquarters.
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Don-Bot, please.
I can't make the loan payment.
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Look into your hard drive
and open your mercy file.
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File not found.
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That's a warning.
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Thank you, Don-Bot.
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Joey. Clamps. Donny-B.
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We got a big score planned,
but we need some muscle.
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A little of this, huh?
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This guy's got the strength of an ox.
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He needs a nickname! How about Clamps?
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That's my name, you numbskull!
Don't make me clamp you one!
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How's Blotto?
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It's gritty, and I can keep
my monogrammed slippers.
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Good thinking! Hey!
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This score ain't gonna be easy.
There may be some death killing.
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It'll be clamp this, clamp that,
ba-da-clamp!
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Well, Blotto? You in?
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It's funny.
I always wanted to be a gangster.
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The answer is yes!
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-Yeah!
-Way to go! Way to be! Way to shoot!
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Since we'll be committing crimes. . .
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. . .you'll want an alibi.
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An alibi, huh?
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I don't feel good. I'm genuinely sick.
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We gotta eat our blast-off sundaes!
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I can't move.
Oh, I think I'm gonna output.
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You stay in bed. I'll eat yours.
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Bender's sick.
Need any help taking off?
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I'm fine. A real pilot
can navigate by feel alone.
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That's coming out of your pay!
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The secret of robot cooking:
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Start with a high-quality oil.
Then eat it.
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So, what's this big score?
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Heisting Zuban cigars.
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Those are the best cigars
in the universe!
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I can stink up a hospital
with one of those!
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There he is.
Let's shoot bullets at him.
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Here's the battle plan.
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We shoot, they surrender. . .
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. . .we get the cigars and go home.
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All without any killing.
You've got some fresh new ideas!
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I admire that.
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-We'll kill them.
-We got them out-clamped.
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They won't know what clamped them!
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Too bad you can't see. . .
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. . .because there's a ship
shooting at somebody.
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I'm taking evasive action!
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-Uh, Leela?
-Stop bothering me!
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I need full concentration!
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-Missile evaded.
-Eyes are for chumps.
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Their desire to live
shows me no respect.
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Roll down a window and start shooting.
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Oh, he got me!
What a shot that guy is!
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Wait, the letters that normally say. . .
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. . . "Master Steering Wheel Co. " say
"Nibbler. " Oh, no!
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I'm back at the wheel, Fry.
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Great. The one time I forgot
to buy flight insurance!
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They're coming this way!
You should clamp them!
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Gee, you think?
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Think I should use these clamps that
I use every day, at every opportunity?
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00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,969
You're a genius, you idiot!
250
00:16:37,293 --> 00:16:41,206
The engine's stalled!
I'm trying the manual fuel pump!
251
00:16:43,453 --> 00:16:45,603
Hello. We're the Robot Mafia.
252
00:16:45,813 --> 00:16:47,724
The entire Robot Mafia.
253
00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:49,332
We're taking the cigars.
254
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,928
-You can't!
-Unless you let us live!
255
00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,452
Then you'll get off.
256
00:16:53,653 --> 00:16:57,487
Blindfold them
before they see us some more.
257
00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:02,006
Boss, somebody beat us to it.
258
00:17:02,213 --> 00:17:04,602
That's a joke at my expense.
259
00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:08,209
Well, who's laughing now?
260
00:17:10,173 --> 00:17:11,083
Where's Blotto?
261
00:17:11,293 --> 00:17:13,648
He should be here,
learning the trade.
262
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:21,688
Sorry I'm tardy, old bean.
I was enjoying a watercress sandwich.
263
00:17:21,893 --> 00:17:25,329
He's classier than I thought.
Tie them up!
264
00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,125
Capital idea!
265
00:17:37,693 --> 00:17:40,002
I say, get the hell off me!
266
00:17:40,213 --> 00:17:41,805
He sounds familiar.
267
00:17:47,093 --> 00:17:49,812
My word, what have we--?
268
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,651
Nothing to see here!
269
00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:58,084
Hey, boss.
This crew list lists a robot.
270
00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:03,083
Okay. I want you to find him
and plug him. Then unplug him.
271
00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:06,803
-No!
-I got a surprise for that guy:
272
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,009
The clamps!
273
00:18:11,213 --> 00:18:13,204
Wait, Old Spice.
274
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:18,166
Let me get this chap!
I can be quite rough.
275
00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:21,441
Poor Bender.
276
00:18:21,693 --> 00:18:25,811
Oh, I don't feel good.
277
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:30,561
Chew on this! What ho!
Stop it!
278
00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:32,206
Take that, you twit!
279
00:18:32,453 --> 00:18:34,603
No, stop it!
280
00:18:44,093 --> 00:18:45,082
That's the last of them.
281
00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:47,409
Now let's mafia things up.
282
00:18:47,613 --> 00:18:51,242
Joey, burn the ship.
Clamps, burn the crew.
283
00:18:51,493 --> 00:18:54,132
Donny, give me a chance here, huh?
284
00:18:54,373 --> 00:18:57,410
Let me take care of the dirty work.
285
00:18:57,653 --> 00:19:00,850
Hey, I like your attitude.
And your accent.
286
00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:05,564
Keep it up and I might get you
your own pair of clamps.
287
00:19:05,773 --> 00:19:07,729
He's gonna get clamps?
288
00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:11,648
Clamps! Clamps, clamps, clamps.
289
00:19:15,493 --> 00:19:17,609
We may not have much time. . .
290
00:19:17,813 --> 00:19:21,123
. . .so let's spend all of it
talking about Bender.
291
00:19:21,373 --> 00:19:24,524
He was like a computer
that ran on magic.
292
00:19:26,173 --> 00:19:27,811
Help! Help!
293
00:19:28,053 --> 00:19:29,327
-Bender!
-You're okay!
294
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:33,128
Yes, I am!
Having just regained consciousness!
295
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:34,925
I've got an idea.
296
00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:39,565
It's about to break! Yes!
297
00:19:39,773 --> 00:19:42,924
-All right!
-It broke all right!
298
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:48,852
Leela was in command,
and when she kicked, it hurt.
299
00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:50,202
It really hurt.
300
00:19:50,453 --> 00:19:54,082
This is the big moment.
I can take my patch off.
301
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:55,806
I'll do the snipping.
302
00:19:56,013 --> 00:19:59,972
After all,
I do have the proper equipment.
303
00:20:04,293 --> 00:20:05,521
It's Blotto!
304
00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:07,963
That gangster I saw!
305
00:20:13,053 --> 00:20:16,045
Professor? Where were you last night?
306
00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:18,602
Where am I now?
307
00:20:21,613 --> 00:20:24,002
They sent a child to kill me!
308
00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:26,443
I'm not going without a fight!
309
00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:32,767
Fine kick, sir. But I'm here
to deliver your cut from the heist.
310
00:20:32,973 --> 00:20:35,692
Oh, sweet legal tender!
311
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,405
Tell the Don-Bot
I quit organized crime.
312
00:20:43,613 --> 00:20:46,002
I'll stick to the regular kind.
313
00:20:46,973 --> 00:20:50,010
It's funny.
With you sick and Leela blind. . .
314
00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:52,084
. . .only I know what went on.
315
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,249
Maybe someday I'll tell.
316
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:59,243
And maybe someday I won't listen.
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