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Futurama is brought to you by...
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... Arachno Spores, the fatal spore with the funny name.
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Lesser of Two Evils
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Cop Department is real.
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The people are not actors.
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Most aren 't even people.
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Come on, man. I didn 't fire off no laser.
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Then why is there a smoking holein your ceiling?
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Crazy upstairs lady'sbeen shooting down.
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You're on the top floorof this domicile.
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Get that f* * *ing cameraout of my house!
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Just relax, ma 'am. Sir? Put down the lamp.
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[CRASHING]
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SUSPECT:
Okay, I'm cooperating.
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That's it. Put up your hands.
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Nice and slow. Oh, yeah.
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-While you're at it, unblur your face. -Oh, man!
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LEELA: Bender, you said you were
in this episode.
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No. I'm on Caught on Tape Three
for what I did in the coffee pot.
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I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm just going through some things.
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I'm going in.
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Cop Department
will be right back.
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Is today's lifestylemaking you tense and impatient?
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Shut up and get to the point!
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Then relive the carefreedays of yore at Past-O-Rama...
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...where old New York comes alive. -It's like living in the year 2000.
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Time for the mammoth hunt, dudes.
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-Let's disco dance, Hammurabi. -"Dy-no-mite!"
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Located on the former siteof Brooklyn.
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Sounds like your kind of place.
Wanna go?
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Nah. If I wanna go back,
I'll freeze myself again.
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Come on, Fry! I want to see it.
You know I yearn for a simpler time...
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...of barn dances and buggy rides...
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...before life was cheapened
by heartless machines.
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But Bender, you are a...
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Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
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It's like the good old days.
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Give me your wallet
or I'll cut you!
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Get a picture of me being "mugged. "
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Give me the camera too!
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Learning is fun.
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Ooh! Ancient Wall Street.
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[BUZZER SOUNDS]
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- No!
- I'm ruined!
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[BELL RINGS]
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- Yay!
- Who-hoo!
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I direct your attention
to this ancient tablet.
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Which has yet to be deciphered.
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- Do you know?
- Yes. A cop told me.
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It means, "up yours. "
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I'm really enjoying the day out
with you people.
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Hey, a suicide booth!
So long, suckers!
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Sorry, Bender,
that's just a phone booth.
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- What were they used for?
- In New York? Bathrooms.
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I'll be out in a second.
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"Tokens only. "
How does this work?
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I'll show you.
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Oh, it's a turnstile.
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What's this?
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- [SNIFFS] Another bathroom?
- It's a mobile apartment with no rent.
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Come on, Fry, get up!
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LEELA: The tomb of the 20th century's
greatest spiritual leader...
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...AI Sharpton.
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Ooh! This guy had taste.
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He was mummified
in ceremonial vestments.
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We called it a "jogging suit. "
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Old New York's traffic jams...
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... were a public forumfor the exchange of opinions.
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Move it, crap for brains!
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Get on, bastard man!
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It all startedwith Gerald Ford's invention...
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... the Automo-Car, powered by a tank of burning fossils.
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Here is a 20th centuryassembly line...
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... where cars were constructedby primitive robots.
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ROBOTS:
Oo-gah! Oo-gah! Oo-gah!
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We've come a long way, baby.
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The fruit of the robot's labor wasthe stately 1 992 Latoura.
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My girlfriend had one!
Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend...
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...she just never closed
her curtains.
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Didn't I tell you to end
your stories a sentence earlier?
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Let's sneak in for a closer look.
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We don't touch the antiques, sir.
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I'm sorry. You work here.
I should have known from that getup.
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This is from Miller's Outpo...
I mean, yeah, I work here all right.
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Move this rust bucket
out behind Saint Koch's cathedral.
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Did you drive much, Fry?
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No one in New York drove.
There was too much traffic.
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[ENGINE REVS]
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Nice.
Listen to that baby purr.
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There's a baby in there, huh?
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It's just like riding a bicy...
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- I think I got whiplash.
- How? You don't have a neck.
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I meant ass whiplash.
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I'm glad we hit something.
I thought we'd never stop.
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I think I got whiplash.
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FRY:
How's the robot I hit?
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We did all we could.
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- You mean he's...
- Good as new? Yes!
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Leela, Zoidberg, the rest of you,
this is Flexo.
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Except for that stylish beard,
he looks just like Bender!
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No duh! We're both bending units.
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What's your serial number?
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337031 8.
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No way! Mine's 27 1 6057.
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- I don't get it.
- We're both the sum of two cubes.
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Sorry about crushing your body, Flexo.
You okay now?
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Well, I don't feel as bad as you look.
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I'm just messing with you.
You're okay.
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That's some face you've got.
There's a cream for that.
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- No. You're great.
- Is there anything I can do for you?
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Your stunt did a number on my back.
You mind rubbing it for me?
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Sure.
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That's it.
A little lower.
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- How's that?
- Lower.
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- That's it. A little lower, though.
- I can't get any lower.
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I'll say.
You're rubbing my ass!
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Check it out.
Six beautiful devices.
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They know what you like, and they
do it to within one micron.
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- Spin those fans, baby.
- Yeah, baby!
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All right, mama!
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- Spin it, baby.
- Gyrate it, honey!
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I don't like this place.
It's 1 20% with little oxygen.
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Shut up and hoot.
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- Yeah!
- All right!
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Hubba-hubba! She is built!
In Mexico, I believe.
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And that ain't silicon.
It's tungsten, and plenty of it.
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Yeah.
Look at that exhaust fan.
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- Pervert.
- Yoo-hoo... .
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Thanks, moderate spender.
Select erotic transaction.
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How about a lap dance
for my pal here?
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No.
That's all right. Really.
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There's something about Flexo
I don't like.
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Hey, Fry? Think fast!
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Get it? It's chlorine!
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- It's funny because it's poisonous.
- Keep laughing, shrimp.
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He's bad news.
I regret hitting him.
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Take a rage dump.
He's no worse than Bender.
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He is. He drinks, smokes
and posts naked photos of me.
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- That's Bender.
- I'm talking about Flexo.
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I get it. This is cute.
You're jealous of Bender's new friend.
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No, I'm not! Mark my words:
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Flexo's evil.
He's the evil Bender.
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Rage dump.
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Good news, everyone. Report to
my bedroom for a private exhibition.
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Everyone, get in bed with me.
I have something to show you.
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FARNSWORTH:
Feast your eyes on this!
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[GASPING]
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LEELA:
It's beautiful!
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AMY:
And huge!
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FRY:
Can I touch it?
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What is it, already?
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It's a single atom of Jumbonium.
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An element so rare the nucleus alone
is worth more than $50,000.
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- How much more?
- 1 00,000.
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That's why I hid it
under my mattress.
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Can we discuss this somewhere else?
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Why certainly.
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The atom sits atop
this dime-store tiara...
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...to be awarded to the winner
of the Miss Universe Pageant.
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Your job is to deliver it,
safe and sound.
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When I was a little girl,
I dreamed of being Miss Universe.
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That's pathetic.
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Deep down,
all girls wanna be Miss Universe.
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- Not me.
- Really?
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Maybe it's just cute girls.
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The atom's value would bankrupt
Planet Express, if it were stolen.
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We'll need to hire additional security
for the mission.
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Mister Professor, right here!
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We should stick with people we know.
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- Flexo's great, but...
- Flexo's great?
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That's good enough for me.
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Welcome aboard, lad.
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Space bandidos are operating nearby.
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You'll take eight-hour guard shifts.
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Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
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Wait. Hold on.
Let's go alphabetically.
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Okay. Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
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Go by rank.
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Okay. Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
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Flexo outranks me?
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That's "Flexo outranks me, sir! "
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- Who goes there?
- Don't point that at me.
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I know Flexo's your friend,
but I don't trust him.
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Just because he has a beard
you label him as evil?
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I've got a label for you,
an ugly word called "prejudice. "
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- I'm not prejudiced.
- Save it for the cross burning, Adolf!
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- Keeping an eye on the safe?
- You know it!
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Looks like it's my shift.
Lie down and go off-line for a while.
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All right.
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[BENDER WHISTLES]
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Caught you!
You were looking at the atom.
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So? I look at lots of atoms.
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- Shouldn't you rest up for your shift?
- You'd like me to fall asleep.
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Whatever it takes to shut your yapper.
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I'm just kidding you.
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Here's a joke:
I'm gonna sit here until my shift.
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- Suit yourself, skinbag.
- I will.
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- Good!
- Good!
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Good!
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That's eight hours.
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Eight hours of solid boredom.
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I'm kidding.
You're a wonderful man.
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Finally, the atom is safe.
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What is it?
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My God!
Did you hear maracas?
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00:14:01,813 --> 00:14:03,724
- No.
- It wasn't space bandidos.
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Lock the ship.
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- Don't let Flexo escape.
- Aye, aye.
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It appears Flexo has outwitted us all.
Especially me...
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...Bender.
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How did he steal the atom?
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By using a sleep ray.
Sleep rays exist, right?
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00:14:24,293 --> 00:14:26,329
- No.
- Then I fell asleep.
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You were sure right about Flexo.
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The ship's locked.
He may have escaped.
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Thanks, Bender.
Let's look for him.
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I've got a map of the ship right here.
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Keep an eye on Fry.
It's possible that he did it.
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A-ha!
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A-ha!
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Searching... .
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Why are you looking for Flexo
in my underpants?
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He wasn't here 1 0 minutes ago,
so I thought I'd check again.
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Ow!
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Well, he wasn't in the kitchen room.
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Bender, can I hold that map
for a second?
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And leave me high and dry in case
of a scavenger hunt? No way.
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Give it up!
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All right, take it!
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Looks like Flexo got away clean.
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It's a darn shame.
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He must have jumped ship
just as we landed.
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Or maybe he never left at all!
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Wait. You're Bender.
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Who said I wasn't?
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Why were you wearing a scarf,
a turtleneck and this?
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It's a little thing called style.
Look it up sometime.
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Our ninth finalist,
Miss Methane Planet...
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...Halatina Smogmeyer.
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And our tenth and final finalist,
Miss Earth's Moon...
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...the Crush-A-Nator.
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Thank you, Bob Barker.
I'm as happy as a girl can be.
243
00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:28,127
End statement.
244
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:33,453
Which one of these lovely womanoids
will take home the atomic tiara?
245
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,365
Downplay the tiara.
246
00:16:35,573 --> 00:16:40,124
We'll find out
after these subliminal messages.
247
00:16:42,613 --> 00:16:46,652
You lost the atom, huh?
You're garbage! Human garbage!
248
00:16:46,853 --> 00:16:50,846
Do you space jockeys have any idea
how much it's worth?
249
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,645
- $ 1 00,000?
- $200,000?
250
00:16:52,893 --> 00:16:56,249
- $200,001?
- You're closest without going over.
251
00:16:56,453 --> 00:17:00,048
We'll leave. Just sign,
saying you received the atom.
252
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:04,332
I'm not signing squat.
Find me that damn tiara.
253
00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:06,444
- But, Mr. Barker...
- Enough!
254
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:11,010
I may be against the fur industry,
but I'll skin you alive!
255
00:17:11,213 --> 00:17:13,727
As long as no one wears the skin.
256
00:17:15,053 --> 00:17:18,284
Well, gentlemen,
it appears we're boned.
257
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:21,612
- Flexo!
- Get him!
258
00:17:22,173 --> 00:17:25,483
[CONTESTANT PLAYS
WILLIAM TELL O VERTURE]
259
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:37,212
Next, in what is generously called
the talent competition...
260
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:40,450
...performing
a traditional gangster rap, Miss...
261
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,604
What the...?
262
00:17:42,773 --> 00:17:44,172
[CONTESTANTS SCREAM]
263
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,846
Got you!
264
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,163
Fight! Fight! Fight!
265
00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:55,482
- Shoot him, he's choking me!
- No. Shoot him, he's choking me!
266
00:17:57,453 --> 00:18:01,002
- I don't know which one to shoot!
- Shoot Flexo!
267
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,845
Women only room!
268
00:18:10,093 --> 00:18:14,086
[CONTESTANT BEAT BOXES]
269
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,369
All right, enough of this!
270
00:18:32,373 --> 00:18:34,443
There's the atom!
271
00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:38,169
Bender? You stole the atom?
272
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:41,325
Yeah, but I can explain:
It's very valuable.
273
00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:46,482
I saw him snatch it while Fry slept.
That's why I ran to tell Bob Barker.
274
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,969
Wait a second.
Bender is the evil Bender?
275
00:18:50,173 --> 00:18:53,449
I am shocked! Shocked!
Well, not that shocked.
276
00:18:53,653 --> 00:18:57,487
I'm sorry we suspected you, Flexo.
But with the beard...
277
00:18:57,733 --> 00:19:00,406
Don't even bother!
You people sicken me!
278
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:04,162
I put my life on the line.
This is how you repay me?
279
00:19:04,373 --> 00:19:08,048
You can go rot for all I care!
280
00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:12,051
I'm just kidding.
You guys are all right.
281
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,047
I'm so confused.
282
00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:19,292
The Bender I like is evil,
and the Bender I hate is good.
283
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:23,048
How can I live my life
and not tell good from evil?
284
00:19:23,253 --> 00:19:27,041
They're both fine choices.
Whatever floats your boat.
285
00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:30,884
- Is this the guy?
- Huh? Yeah.
286
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,407
It looks like him.
287
00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:34,444
- Wait, but l...
- Take him away.
288
00:19:36,733 --> 00:19:39,645
Let's put an end
to this pathetic hoedown.
289
00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:41,121
Brannigan?
290
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,369
And the winner is... .
291
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,882
Who else but Zapp Brannigan...
292
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:49,682
...would be judging
the most chauvinistic, degrading...
293
00:19:49,933 --> 00:19:51,651
Leela?
294
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,643
Wait, you're making a...
295
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:58,249
Look at that!
296
00:19:59,253 --> 00:20:01,847
I feel like a princess!
297
00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:08,651
Are you people idiots?
298
00:20:08,893 --> 00:20:12,442
I'm still going mano a mano
with this envelope.
299
00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:17,162
And the winner is...
300
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,371
...Miss Vega 4!
301
00:20:28,653 --> 00:20:30,086
There it is...
302
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:34,645
... Miss Universe
303
00:20:34,893 --> 00:20:38,010
There it is...
304
00:20:38,213 --> 00:20:41,649
... looking weird
305
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,164
I almost had that tiara.
306
00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:45,802
Me too.
307
00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:47,492
You guys are losers...
308
00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:51,368
...but I made out with the woman
from the Radiator Planet.
309
00:20:51,573 --> 00:20:54,451
Fry, that's a radiator.
310
00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:58,083
Is there a burn ward nearby?
0
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