All language subtitles for EPORNER.COM - [dTr1X7MfC5B] Angle - Mes Meilleures Copines (2003) (240)

Oh!

Thank you.

I'm going to explain everything, my
dear.

And then you take me for a cunt! There's
nothing to explain!

It's not your fault, it's a little bit
of ours.

You see it's not my fault.

Calm down, please calm down. Oh, I
provoked him, I swear.

Yes, but finally, he's not completely
innocent either.

I didn't want to, at first I promised
you. I don't want to know anything.

Anyway, you're a bunch of bastards.

And you, a post -it with a dick instead
of a brain.

Poor asshole. After everything I did for
him to notice me...

You want to?

I was just coming to tell you, you make
a little too much noise with your heels.

Apparently, you only keep that.

You see, I'm a freemiac.

I need to recover.

Well, it's not too early. Well, how
come?

Yes, I do it on purpose.

What on purpose?

Yes, since I've been living here, I've
noticed you, but I didn't know how to

approach you. It's in the past for a
situation like that. Indeed, you know

to take it to inspire respect.

And you could show yourself in another
outfit than that.

I find you a little too pretentious.

And who says you like me?

Really?

C 'est pourtant l 'impression que je ne
vous détenais pas.

Et voilà, c 'est comme ça que tout a
commencé.

J 'avais pourtant essayé plusieurs fois
de rentrer en contact avec lui, tout

simplement. Mais cela m 'avait provoqué
chez lui qu 'un intérêt très mitigé.

No, excuse me, I need to go to the
bathroom.

No, no, no problem.

No, nothing.

Do you want to come in for a drink? No,
no, I really don't have time today.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

From the first day, I knew he was the
man of my life.

Why?

I don't know.

But it was like that.

I was just finishing my nurse studies
and he was just finishing his second

of my architecture studies and was
preparing to set up his office.

Which he did shortly after our wedding.

Yes, we got married.

Because that night...

J 'ai vraiment mis le paquet pour qu 'il
me fasse plus de taque dans le noir.

Two, three, four.

Okay.

But I was...

I've never told you the story of the
girl we brought home to my friend's

parents.

No, but I bet it's still one of your
most famous stories.

Yeah, but this one is not really
ordinary and I'm not really proud of it.

Otherwise, they could have given me
another medal for saving my friend's

Mais maman!

I'm going to call your father right now
and you'll see.

You'll see.

That's not it, mom.

Oh, shit.

I feel bad.

Why? Do you think your father is going
to do something to you?

Of course he is.

He's going to kick me out of here. And
he's drunk. He's going to cut my hair.

He's going to piss me off. That's not
the point.

No, stop kidding.

What are we going to do with the girls
if I get kicked out of here? It's not

your parents' house that has 400 banks.
We're going to go. Well, what am I going

to do now?

Am I going home or what?

No, don't worry, both of you.

You're going to stay together.

I'm going to try to sort things out with
your mother. Okay.

What are you going to do?

Go to hell.

What are

you

doing? You can't do that.

But I'm going to go to bed, Tia.

But wait, a woman as nice as you, you
can't afford to put your son alone on

street. Yet it's all that he deserves,
you lazy.

Avec tout ce qu 'il nous avait subi
pendant des années.

Allez, un peu d 'indulgence, il vous le
rendra plus tard.

Et je voudrais bien savoir comment.

Une si jolie femme.

C 'est pas possible que vous soyez
insensible.

Justement, ça fait trop longtemps qu 'il
me prend pour une poire.

Mais non, c 'est sa façon à lui de vous
aimer.

Eh bien, c 'est une drôle de façon.

Déjà qu 'avec son père, c 'est pas
marrant tous les jours.

C 'est ça votre problème, vous rejetez
la cause sur votre fille, alors que c

'est votre couple qui va mal.

Oui, mais c 'est quand même lui qui fait
le con dans notre chambre pendant notre

absence. Mais c 'est pas grave, il
entretient le matériel. Comment ça?

J 'ai l 'impression que Vaseline n 'a
pas vu ça depuis longtemps.

Et alors?

Alors vous êtes en train de gâcher vos
plus belles années de femme avec un mari

qui est incapable de vous satisfaire. C
'est ça qui vous rend aigri.

Oui, enfin, je ne suis pas sûre qu 'il y
ait que ça.

Peut -être pas, mais ça doit y être pour
beaucoup.

Je ne vais quand même pas divorcer après
30 ans de mariage.

Mais qui vous parle de divorce? Moi, je
vous propose de saisir des opportunités

pour passer du bon temps.

Mais vous êtes fou. Mais fou de vous.

Ah, if only we had known each other
before, my dear!

Aww.

Why are you...

Oh.

Despite all these stories, I couldn't
even want to tell him.

I have to admit that my friends and I
have not always been examples of

Well done, huh?

You're a nice guy.

You seem to be a good jockey.

I'm not bad, it's okay.

But you know, it's not the main
advantage of the job. What is it then?

Well, the women.

Because you think that you're a DJ and
that you gave us a drink, you're going

throw us all away?

All of us, maybe not, but...

Two or three. You look confident.

I say he might be right.

Oh yeah, I agree with you.

I'm not surprised by you.

I'm not against it either, but you
deserve it.

And what would you like to do?

We have to do a poker trick, and the
first one to come and fuck you up, will

kiss you first.

Ah, so that's something I like.

Now, me and the girls, I'm ready.

You're slow!

You're a good man, aren't you? Yeah.

Because we're not here to play.

Well, play what you want, I don't care.

Me neither.

You always have to know the atmosphere.

It's true, you're not funny.

It's good, we don't stop you from
playing.

On the other hand, we can isolate
ourselves in another room while playing

stupid games.

It's true, we do what we want.

That's it, do what you want.

But you're boring, that's all. Wait,
it's not that serious.

We're four, we can already have a lot of
fun, right?

Ah yeah, you're right. Go play cards.

It was always like that with Ovidie.

She never agreed with us.

Hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, girls.

It's me who won.

Yes, don't worry.

We'll see how it goes. We'll see you
later.

Interesting. I hope so.

Oh yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah.

Mr Lambert, how are you?

Mmm, écoute -moi ça.

Qu 'est -ce que je fais?

Je me branle en grand pas à toi, là.

I'm like crazy.

Does it excite you?

Indeed, the situation seems delicate.

More than delicate, my love.

Well,

listen, I can offer you to come and
study the dossier with you, but not

one o 'clock.

I can't wait until one o 'clock. It's
impossible.

Mr. Lambert, it's impossible for me to
do it faster.

Oh,

shit, I can't take it anymore.

Well, I'm doing my best, Mr. Lambert.
Hurry up.

I'll take a shower in the meantime.

You're interested in Algeria. I'm going
to excite you so much. All right, see

you soon, Mr. Lambert.

You're going to leave me alone again all
afternoon?

Well, you know, I don't enjoy it either.

I'm fed up with your job, your job, your
Mr. Lambert.

I know, but I can't do it otherwise.

Without me, he wouldn't get out.

Yes, but for now...

We'll have to leave you waiting for me.

I really want you to kiss me.

What, right now?

Yes, right now.

But you're completely crazy.

Kiss me or I'll come with you to the
office to scold your Mr Lambert.

But stop your bullshit.

Decide yourself or I swear I'll do it.
And you want to do that or not? It's not

possible.

The way you think.

Hello. Hello.

I'm waiting for my shadow.

Well, let's go again.

um oh

Oh, wow.

Bye.

Oh.

Thank you.

No,

I didn't say that.

Come on, shut up, come here!

Oh, shut the fuck up!

What's wrong with you today?

Come on, shut up and get out of here!

Thank you.

oh

Delphine. In fact, she didn't do
anything more than the others.

The problem is that I should never have
given them the habit of coming to spend

the weekends at home.

It's true that I had everything to be
happy.

On Saturday, when Sébastien was caught
by his work, it was not so unpleasant to

find ourselves between friends by the
pool.

They ended up being nice to each other.

Is that why you are exclusively
lesbians, you know?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but anyway, I was so disgusted by
the guys that today I don't even look at

them anymore. And you think you'll never
change your mind?

No, I don't know, but maybe if I had the
chance to meet a guy like Sébastien, I

would change my mind.

You said a guy like Sébastien. Not
Sébastien, because otherwise... Right

she gets angry.

Aren't you a little jealous?

I'm not jealous.

I'm suspicious.

It's not the same thing.

Ah, because according to you, he never
cheated on you?

Of course not.

He would have told me.

No, but you, since you're in love,
you've really become naive.

And you never cheated?

Are you crazy or what?

Oh, love is beautiful.

And you see, if you cheat, you're going
to stay lesbian, you know?

And then, where's the problem?

It's true, you've never lived with a
guy.

I'm not even sure you know, but it's a
good life.

You wouldn't want to lend him your
gardener so that she remembers what's

Thank you, it's nice for me.

Don't you need a little gardener?

Why not? He's so cute. Don't you mind?

It's what you want, Stanley.

That day...

But still, it's very strong.

Philippe, Philippe, help me, quickly!

Come on, quickly, hurry up! We're going
to drown.

Hurry up!

You saved my life.

I don't know how to thank you.

I didn't do anything extraordinary, but
how did you do it?

I think I did my best as an agent.

We were all asleep when I realized that
after she was buried in the water, you

would be nice to bring her home so that
she could rest her mind a little. Yes,

of course.

What do you think?

Well, she has everything she needs to
regain her taste for heterosexual

pleasure. Yeah, well, it's not sure she
wants it.

Oh, in my opinion, she's going to thank
them as much as she should.

It's true, he still saved her life. It's
the least of things.

But anyway, that's not saying thank you.
Well, I'll do it for her.

You have to be correct in life, don't
you?

Yeah, well, it's okay. We got it.

I still had great moments with these
assholes.

Oh, my God.

I could have guessed this morning.

The worst thing is that I don't even
know what happened so that she can do

to me. Are you asleep?

Yes. Come on, let's go make love.

Let's go.

Oh, don't worry.

If I work on a Sunday, it's really not
for a quarter of the time. Well, I hope

so. Goodbye, Miss.

Goodbye, Miss.

You know, for my patients, there's no
Sunday.

Well, you'll make a visit to your
patients from our side, where we'll go

a good time.

Oh, you're right.

Tell the girls, couldn't you give me a
service?

Of course, whatever you want.

Well, if you could watch the new
secretary of Seb.

Why? I don't know.

I don't like her too serious look.

I'm afraid of this kind of girl.

So, you don't trust her little husband
anymore? Of course I do, but I'm afraid

anyway. You know, he's just a man.

Tu peux partir tranquille, il compte
pour nous. Si on la voit lui tourner

autour, on la jette dans la piscine avec
les pieds dans un bloc de ciment.

Merci.

Allez, à ce soir.

Ciao. Ciao.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh my...

oh oh

um um

It's strange for everyone.

Come and

see.

Seb is slapping his secretary.

I don't believe it.

I swear, come and see. No, stupid, and
the guys are all mad at me.

No.

Oh, God.

Is there really a question?

Wait, girls, I'm going to explain to
you. Explain what? That you're a bastard

like all the guys?

But no, that's not what you think.

We don't do anything in contact.

Well, I think I'm going to leave you.

Yes, I think you've actually fulfilled
your mission.

But I swear, it's the first time it's
happened to me since I've been with

Tiffany. That's it, we believe you. Of
course you have to believe me.

Come on, girls, be nice. Don't say
anything to Tiffany.

It's impossible not to tell her. She's
our girlfriend.

Shit, what? Make an effort.

I would be super nice with you.

Oh yeah? Super nice?

And how?

I don't know. You can come and enjoy the
little girl whenever you want. That's

nice, but that's enough.

And I think we should introduce you.

We want more, don't we?

Yeah, and I think I have an idea.

What kind of idea?

And you can fuck us all one by one to
buy his client.

You're crazy.

I thought you didn't like guys, you
know.

Yeah, but today with Seb, it wasn't the
same thing.

And then you pretend to be Tiffany's
best friends? Oh, hey, don't be shy. I

think this idea is excellent. Me too,
and it can be fun.

I'm not against it, but Tiffany runs
earlier.

Well, we'll have to see who forced us.

But are you really all assholes?

Yeah, maybe, but hurry up, or we'll tell
you about Tiffany.

And who says she's going to believe you?

Oh, it'll just be the words of her four
best friends against her husband's. Do

you want to try to see?

Oui, ça va. Je crois que je n 'ai pas le
choix.

Ah, tu n 'as pas le choix.

Je pense que la tension va peut -être
être plus pénible quand même.

Mais oui, tu vas voir. On est gentils
aussi, nous. On n 'est pas les meilleurs

copines de ta femme par hasard.

Vraiment pas bien, c 'est pour ça qu 'on
regarde sa famille. Non, non, non. Et

tout à l 'heure avec la secrétaire,
hein?

Oui, bon, d 'accord.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

oh oh

As soon as I can, I'll come back to see
you, okay?

No,

they have no doubt.

Anyway,

my girlfriends are here to make them
spend time if they ever get bored.

See you soon, my love.

Kisses, kisses, kisses.