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HI.
HEY.
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WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, NOT A LOT.
RUBY AND GRACIE HAVE SOCCER PRACTICE.
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KYLE HAS A FIELD TRIP.
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WAS THAT A GOAT?
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YEAH, THE LAWN MOWER BROKE,
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SO JIM'S EXPLORING
SOME LOW-COST ALTERNATIVES.
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HEY, DID YOU SEE GORDON?
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THIS DOESN'T MEAN
IT WAS A BAD IDEA.
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IT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO
ADJUST TO HIS SURROUNDINGS.
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(Jim) GORDON!
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GORDON OWES ME
A $300 PAIR OF LOAFERS.
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MOM, CAN ALLY
SPEND THE NIGHT TONIGHT?
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ONLY IF DADDY
CATCHES THE GOAT.
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CHERYL, I'M TELLING YOU,
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20 YEARS FROM NOW,
EVERYONE'S GONNA HAVE ONE.
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I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT MINE
TILL I SAW HOW THIS WORKED OUT.
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♪♪♪
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WHERE DOES THIS PIECE GO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT A DINOSAUR EXPERT.
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HEY, RYAN, YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
WHERE DOES THIS BONE GO?
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JIM, I DELIVER BABIES.
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I COULD HELP YOU OUT
IF THIS WAS A LADY DINOSAUR.
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WHOA, BUT IT'S NOT.
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DANA, COME ON. WE DON'T WANT
TO BE LATE FOR THE MOVIE.
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OKAY, HANG ON.
I JUST HAVE TO GIVE RYAN
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TANNER'S EMERGENCY CONTACT
INFORMATION.
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OH, GREAT. OH, WOW, 9-1-1.
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(Jim) DANA, RELAX.
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I'M HERE WITH RYAN.
WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THE BABY.
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I'VE RAISED THREE KIDS...
RUBY, GRACIE AND...
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KYLE.
KYLE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T GO.
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DANA, THEY'LL BE FINE. OH, COME ON,
HONEY. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD
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LOOKING AFTER TANNER,
YOU DESERVE A NIGHT OFF.
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YES, ABSOLUTELY.
GO, AND YOU, TOO, CHERYL.
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YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
YOUR TAIL OFF ON THAT
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STUPID MUSEUM FUND-RAISER
THAT I'M NOT GOING TO.
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FREE BOOZE
AND UNLIMITED SHRIMP COCKTAIL.
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THEN IT'S A GOOD CAUSE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
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LET'S GO WATCH
MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY.
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OH, I HOPE
HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF.
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
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(door closes)
RUBY, THE WINDOW.
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(car engine turns over)
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IN THE CAR...
RIGHT.
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BACKING UP...
RIGHT.
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CHECKING LIPSTICK...
(car horn blows)
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(tires screech)
ALMOST HIT A CAR...
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AND GONE.
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WE HAVE LIFTOFF. OKAY,
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.
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LET'S GO.
LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE.
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WE GOT ONE NIGHT
TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
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ALL RIGHT. GRACIE, YOU
GOT THE KEYS? RIGHT HERE.
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OKAY, DOC, DIAPER BAG.
LET'S GO. COME ON, LET'S GO.
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HEY, HOW, WHY?
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BECAUSE, MY FRIEND, THIS KEY
UNLOCKS THE FRONT DOOR
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TO THE MUSEUM
OF NATURAL HISTORY.
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YES, YES. YOU SEE,
THEY GAVE THIS TO CHERYL
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TO OPEN THE MUSEUM
TO HELP SET HER FUND-RAISER UP
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THAT I'M GETTING
THE SHRIMP AT.
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WHY WERE YOU IN THE CLOSET?
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WELL, EVER SINCE
THAT GOAT THING, UH,
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WE'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO PLAY TOGETHER.
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YEAH.
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CHERYL GROUNDED US.
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO TO THE MUSEUM DURING THE DAY?
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COME ON, WHERE'S THE ADVENTURE
IN THAT? THAT'S NOT FUN.
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EVERYTHING'S BETTER
WHEN YOU SNEAK IN. YEAH.
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LIKE, UH,
LIKE A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL.
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YEAH,
OR A STRANGER'S WEDDING.
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OR YOUR NEW,
HOT CO-WORKER'S APARTMENT.
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AND I'M TRYING TO CREATE
SOME MEMORIES FOR MY CHILDREN.
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GRACIE, GIVE ME
MY FALSE I.D.
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HERE WE GO, MR. DIMAS.
ALL RIGHT.
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YEAH, JIM, I'M NOT
GOING TO ANY MUSEUM.
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I TOLD DANA I'D STAY HERE
AND WATCH AFTER THE BABY.
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YOU'RE AFRAID OF YOUR WIFE,
AREN'T YOU?
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DON'T BE AFRAID OF YOUR WIFE.
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YOU CAN WATCH THE KID
AT THE MUSEUM.
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YEAH, BUT DANA SAID... (dopey
cartoon voice) "YEAH, BUT DANA SAID..."
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DON'T MOCK ME.
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(dopey cartoon voice)
"DON'T MOCK ME."
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CUT IT OUT. I MEAN IT.
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THANK YOU.
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(both) "THANK YOU."
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(normal voice) RYAN,
YOU COULD COME WITH US,
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BRING THE BABY TO THE MUSEUM
AND WATCH HIM THERE
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AND BE A GOOD DAD,
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OR YOU CAN STAY HERE,
WATCH THE BABY HERE
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AND BE DANA'S BABYSITTER.
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OKAY.
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IT'S GO TIME.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
(children cheer)
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WHO IS SHE TO TELL ME
WHAT TO DO, YOU KNOW?
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I'M A DOCTOR.
I'M THE KID'S FATHER.
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I'M VERY RESPONSIBLE.
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TANNER, YOU CANNOT
WANDER OFF LIKE THAT.
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(whispers) DANA.
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DANA. SHH, I'M TRYING
TO WATCH THE MOVIE.
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OKAY, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU'RE A MOM NOW.
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YOU HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
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OF THE RARE OPPORTUNITY
YOU HAVE TO CUT LOOSE.
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TAKE THE LID OFF
YOUR SODA. WHAT? WHY?
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BECAUSE I'M GONNA
POUR LIQUOR IN IT.
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OH, CHERYL, YOU CAN'T DRINK
IN A MOVIE THEATER.
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OH, MY GOD,
I LOVE THOSE BOTTLES.
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I KNOW.
IT'S LIKE DOLL BOOZE.
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DID YOU BRING ONE
FOR YOURSELF?
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(bottles clink)
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OOH.
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HOW COOL IS THIS, HUH?
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DOES YOUR DAD SNEAK YOU INTO
SOME GOOD PLACES, OR WHAT?
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THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN
THE WASTE MANAGEMENT PLANT.
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YOU BROKE INTO
A WASTE MANAGEMENT PLANT?
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AH, IT WAS RUBY'S BIRTHDAY.
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DADDY, I CAN'T
SEE ANYTHING.
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ANDY, SEE IF THERE'S A SWITCH...
I THINK RIGHT THERE. OKAY.
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CAN YOU SEE IT?
YEAH.
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(Kyle) OH, WOW!
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(Jim) WOW.
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(Ruby) LOOK AT HIS TEETH.
(Jim) YEAH.
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ACTUALLY,
THIS IS A LADY.
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HOW CAN YOU TELL
IT'S A LADY?
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WELL, JUST LOOK AT HER FACE.
SHE'S CRAZY.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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YEAH, I BET SHE ATE
A LOT OF CAVEMEN, THOUGH, HUH?
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THERE WEREN'T ANY CAVEMEN
WHEN DINOSAURS WERE ALIVE.
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WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
THE T. REX ATE THEM ALL, HONEY.
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HEY, ANDY, YOU GOT
YOUR CAMERA? YEAH.
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COME ON, LET'S TAKE A PICTURE
IN FRONT OF THE BIG GUY HERE.
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OKAY, OKAY...
COME ON, HURRY UP.
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BUT THEN I WANNA GO
SEE THE MUMMIES,
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AND I'M NOT GOING ALONE.
ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
COME ON... (growls) (all growl)
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH. (camera beeps)
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YEAH, COOL.
NICE.
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HEY, YOU WANT
SOME ADVENTURE?
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LET'S PUT TANNER
IN THE MOUTH OF THE T. REX.
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LET'S NOT.
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COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU KIDDING? THIS IS FUN.
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IT'LL BE A GREAT MEMORY
FOR TANNER.
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WHEN HE'S OLDER, HE'LL SEE
THE PICTURE. I DON'T KNOW, JIM.
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DOESN'T THAT SIGN SAY,
"DO NOT TOUCH"?
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CAN YOU READ YET?
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NOT REALLY.
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IT SAYS, "WET PAINT."
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(both growl)
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(laughs) SEE, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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MM, YUCK.
THAT PICTURE'S NO GOOD.
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AH, TANNER'S GOT
THAT "I GOT GAS" FACE.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE. COME ON,
LET'S TRY IT ONE MORE TIME.
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(all) HOLY CRAP!
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AT LEAST WE DIDN'T GET
ANY WET PAINT ON US.
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OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
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OH, MY GOD!
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YOU BROKE THIS THING!
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WHAT? ME?! ALL I DID
WAS TAKE A PICTURE.
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YOU USED THE FLASH.
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THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY...
"NEVER USE A FLASH IN A MUSEUM."
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO!
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HEY, IT WAS YOUR IDEA
TO PUT RYAN'S FAT BABY
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IN THE DINOSAUR'S MOUTH.
WHOA. MY BABY'S NOT FAT.
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HE COULD SKIP
A MEAL OR TWO.
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OH, WHO CARES
IF THE BABY'S CHUBBY OR NOT?
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WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT
WHAT TO DO HERE.
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SHOULDN'T WE FIND AN ADULT
AND TELL THE TRUTH?
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A SERIOUS PLAN.
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I SAY WE LIE
AND BLAME IT ON RUBY.
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(scoffs)
YOU KNOW, RUBY...
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DADDY! NO, YOU'RE CUTE. THE
JUDGE MAY TAKE A LIKING TO YOU.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE NOT GONNA BLAME RUBY.
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OKAY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
GUYS, BUT I'M OUTTA HERE.
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DON'T WORRY, HE'LL BE BACK.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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MUMMIES!
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(panting)
THERE'S NO WAY OUT!
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YOU KNOW, JIM, I'D LIKE TO THANK
YOU FOR INVOLVING MY CHILD
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IN HIS FIRST FELONY.
I'M OUTTA HERE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE.
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NOT ONLY HAVE WE
BROKEN THE LAW,
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BUT WE'VE GOTTA FIX THIS THING
SO WE DON'T GO TO JAIL...
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AND WHAT'S WORSE IS, CHERYL'S
GONNA KILL US IF SHE FINDS OUT.
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SHE'S GONNA KNOW RIGHT AWAY
WE STOLE THE KEY,
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AND WE'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED
TO BE PLAYING TOGETHER.
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I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T
AFRAID OF OUR WIVES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN DAMAGE
GOES OVER $5 MILLION,
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WE'RE AFRAID OF OUR WIVES. WE
HAVE GOT TO PUT THIS THING TOGETHER
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AND GET HOME BEFORE CHERYL AND
DANA DO. ABSOLUTELY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? WE ARE THE PERFECT
TEAM FOR THIS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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COME ON, YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
YOU KNOW ABOUT BONES.
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YOU'RE AN ARCHITECT. WE GOT
THREE CHEAP LABORERS THERE.
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AND I'M THE LOVABLE
BUT GRUFF SUPERVISOR.
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DO YOU THINK WE CAN
REALLY PULL IT OFF, JIM?
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ABSOLUTELY. LOOK, I NEED YOU
TO GO TO THE HOME DEPOT.
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IT'S AROUND THE CORNER.
GET SOME SUPPLIES.
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GREAT IDEA. THEY KNOW
HOW TO FIX ANYTHING.
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I WONDER IF THEY HAVE A 1-2-3
BOOK ON CRETACEOUS CARNIVORES?
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OKAY, DOC,
WHERE DO WE START?
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THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
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(both sing) ♪ THE KNEE BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE THIGH BONE ♪
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♪ THE THIGH BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE... ♪
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♪ THE KNEE BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE THIGH BONE ♪
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♪ AND THE THIGH BONE'S
CONNECTED TO THE... ♪
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GOOD ONE.
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IT'S GOTTA BE A WIG.
SHE HASN'T MOVED ONCE.
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HEY, MAYBE SHE'S DEAD.
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(both laugh)
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THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
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OH, MY GOD,
LET'S TRY PENNIES.
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SHH.
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HERE, THROW SOME POPCORN
AT THE DEAD LADY'S HEAD.
215
00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:28,898
I'M TRYING
TO WATCH THIS.
216
00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:32,001
HEY, DO YOU HAVE
ANY PENNIES?
217
00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:34,263
OOH!
(laughing)
218
00:10:34,264 --> 00:10:36,736
SOMEONE'S
GETTING BUSTED.
219
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:37,937
SHH, USHER, USHER.
220
00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:41,010
THIS LADY IN FRONT OF US...
SHE'S DEAD. KICK HER OUT.
221
00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:43,874
(both scream)
222
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:59,028
THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S GOOD.
223
00:10:59,029 --> 00:11:01,931
THAT LOOKS PERFECT.
PERFECT.
224
00:11:01,932 --> 00:11:03,933
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. NOW WE JUST
NEED TO FIX THIS LEG,
225
00:11:03,934 --> 00:11:06,195
AND WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE.
OH, YEAH. OKAY.
226
00:11:06,196 --> 00:11:08,097
DADDY?
YEAH, YES.
227
00:11:08,098 --> 00:11:11,801
CAN I TAKE A RIB BONE
TO SHOW AND TELL?
228
00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:14,944
YES, AND THEN WE CAN
ALL GO TO PRISON TOGETHER...
229
00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:18,047
AND "SHOW AND TELL" HAS A WHOLE
DIFFERENT MEANING THERE.
230
00:11:18,048 --> 00:11:20,950
SO WHERE DO WE
PUT THE CEILING FAN?
231
00:11:20,951 --> 00:11:23,753
WE BUILT IT JUST LIKE
YOU SAID, UNCLE ANDY.
232
00:11:23,754 --> 00:11:27,857
YEAH, THAT WAS SUPPOSED
TO GO IN MY TRUNK.
233
00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:29,919
ANDY, YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GO TO THE HOME DEPOT
234
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,420
FOR DINOSAUR SUPPLIES.
235
00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:34,964
I GOT CARRIED AWAY.
THIS WOMAN, MARCIE...
236
00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:37,967
BOY, COULD SHE FILL OUT
AN ORANGE APRON. (laughs)
237
00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:39,969
SHE TOOK ME
AROUND THE ENTIRE STORE.
238
00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,802
LOOK, I EVEN GOT
THIS STUD FINDER.
239
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,974
(beeps)
240
00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:48,707
(beep)
UH-OH, FOUND A STUD.
241
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,940
OH, MARCIE LOVED THAT BIT.
242
00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:54,083
ANDY, YOU'RE CUTE. THEY'RE GONNA
LOVE YOU IN PRISON.
243
00:11:54,084 --> 00:11:56,115
JIM, I'M HAVING
244
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,217
A HELL OF A TIME
WITH THIS RIGHT FEMUR.
245
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,389
THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
246
00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,391
YEAH, AND, UH, WHAT
WAS THE NAME
247
00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:06,295
OF YOUR ANATOMY PROFESSOR
AT HARVARD?
248
00:12:06,296 --> 00:12:09,728
DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING. (laughs)
249
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,801
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING.
250
00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:14,263
ALL RIGHT, KIDS, WHY DON'T YOU
GO TO THE GIFT SHOP
251
00:12:14,264 --> 00:12:16,265
AND MAYBE TRY TO FIND
A LITTLE BOOK ON DINOSAURS
252
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,207
OR A MODEL OF THIS T. REX?
253
00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,369
OKAY.
OH, AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE,
254
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:22,972
TRY TO PICK UP SOMETHING NICE
FOR MOTHER'S DAY.
255
00:12:22,973 --> 00:12:24,974
OH, DAMN IT.
WHAT?
256
00:12:24,975 --> 00:12:28,477
I KNOW WHAT I SHOULDA
ASKED MARCIE. WHAT?
257
00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:31,220
I SHOULDA ASKED HER TO SHOW ME
HER MALE-TO-FEMALE CONNECTOR.
258
00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:32,952
COME ON.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
259
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,124
NO, NO, NO,
ANDY, STAY HERE.
260
00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,956
YOU KNOW, JIM, I THINK
I KNOW HOW THIS GOES IN.
261
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,028
ALL RIGHT, NOW IF YOU
JUST PULL THAT BOARD OUT
262
00:12:39,029 --> 00:12:41,060
WE'LL JUST PUT THIS RIGHT
INTO THERE. ALL RIGHT.
263
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,762
OH, OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
264
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,136
OH, NO, NO, WHOA, WHOA.
OKAY. YEAH, IT'S NOT FITTING.
265
00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:49,999
ANDY. OH, GUYS, THAT'S
PERFECT. LET ME GET A PICTURE.
266
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,041
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING
THE WHOLE THING UP.
267
00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:55,074
I AM HOLDING
THE WHOLE THING UP!
268
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,977
OKAY, LET ME
GET THIS BOARD.
269
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,279
OW!
OW!
270
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,112
OW! YOU HURT MY NOSE!
271
00:13:03,113 --> 00:13:05,284
OH, YOUR POOR LITTLE NOSE.
YOU HIT ME IN THE PACKAGE!
272
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,816
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
273
00:13:06,817 --> 00:13:08,787
GUYS, CAN YOU
HELP ME OUT HERE, PLEASE?
274
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,820
OH, HOLD ON, DOC. DOES YOUR NOSE
FEEL A LITTLE BETTER?
275
00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:12,021
A LITTLE. OW! OW!
276
00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:14,023
OW!
YOU SON OF...
277
00:13:14,024 --> 00:13:17,897
HEY!
OH!
278
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,798
OH, NO, NO, NO!
279
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,400
OW, OW, OW!
280
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,302
OH, NOW I REALLY
GOTTA GET A PICTURE.
281
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,134
AND...
282
00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:26,475
(camera beeps)
283
00:13:26,476 --> 00:13:29,078
AWW.
284
00:13:29,079 --> 00:13:31,981
(grunts)
285
00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:35,015
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY...
"CHARLIE'S ANGELS." OOH.
286
00:13:40,290 --> 00:13:43,192
UH, IT'S NOT AS MUCH FUN
WITHOUT ANDY HERE TO PLAY JILL.
287
00:13:43,193 --> 00:13:47,456
SEE, I TOLD YOU IF WE WALKED
HOME IT WOULD SOBER US UP.
288
00:13:47,457 --> 00:13:50,429
YEAH, I JUST NEED TO WALK HOME,
LIKE, THREE MORE TIMES.
289
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,601
HEY, DO YOU WANNA SEE
WHERE I'M DOING
290
00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:54,603
THAT CHARITY THING
FOR THE MUSEUM
291
00:13:54,604 --> 00:13:57,136
FOR THAT CHARITY THING
I'M DOING?
292
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,008
I TOTALLY WANNA SEE THAT.
293
00:13:59,009 --> 00:14:00,839
I WANNA DO THAT,
AND I WANNA PEE.
294
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,972
I HAVE TO PICK A BUSH.
295
00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:04,974
NO, NO, NO.
THERE ARE BUSHES INSIDE.
296
00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:06,976
JUST LET ME FIND MY KEY.
297
00:14:06,977 --> 00:14:09,318
OH.
298
00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:11,020
OKAY, YOU KEEP LOOKING.
299
00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:13,282
I'M JUST GONNA GO INSIDE
AND PEE.
300
00:14:13,283 --> 00:14:18,458
I'LL BE THERE
AS SOON AS I FIND THE KEY.
301
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,038
OW. GIVE ME A HAND HERE.
WAIT A MINUTE... SHH.
302
00:14:29,039 --> 00:14:32,001
WAIT A SECOND. DID YOU
GUYS HEAR SOMETHING? WHAT?
303
00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:34,073
I THINK SOMEBODY'S COMING.
WHAT?
304
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,646
(Cheryl) DANA, WHERE ARE YOU?
305
00:14:37,647 --> 00:14:42,011
(Dana) I FOUND THE PERFECT BUSH
RIGHT NEXT TO THE LADIES' ROOM.
306
00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:43,312
IT'S DANA AND CHERYL.
307
00:14:43,313 --> 00:14:45,614
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?
OH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
308
00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:49,088
WHY DON'T WE WAIT FOR THEM TO
COME HERE SO WE CAN DISCUSS IT?
309
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,990
HELP ME HERE! I DON'T KNOW,
JIM. I THINK WE SHOULD HIDE.
310
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,062
COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
YEAH?
311
00:14:53,063 --> 00:14:54,123
OW!
312
00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:57,096
COME ON, ANDY, IN HERE.
LET'S GO.
313
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,267
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE?
314
00:14:58,268 --> 00:15:02,071
UH, JUST STAND THERE
AND LOOK PREHISTORIC.
315
00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:06,936
OH, WOW, WHAT A GREAT ROOM.
UH-HUH.
316
00:15:06,937 --> 00:15:09,338
OH, MY GOD,
I LOVE THE DINOSAUR.
317
00:15:09,339 --> 00:15:10,639
WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
318
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,542
IT CAME WITH THE ROOM.
UH-HUH.
319
00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:15,044
LUCKY.
320
00:15:15,045 --> 00:15:17,086
THAT IS A BOY DINOSAUR.
321
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:19,088
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
BECAUSE IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT,
322
00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:21,590
AND IT'S NOT SITTING AT HOME
WATCHING "GREY'S ANATOMY."
323
00:15:21,591 --> 00:15:23,622
(laughs)
324
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,095
OH, AND THEN... AND THEN
THE DINNER IS GONNA BE
325
00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:28,297
DOWN THAT HALLWAY
PAST THE MUMMY EXHIBIT.
326
00:15:28,298 --> 00:15:29,999
OH. (gasps)
WHAT?
327
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,632
CAN WE GET A MUMMY
AND PUT IT IN ANDY'S BED?
328
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,634
IT'D BE SO NICE FOR HIM
329
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,636
TO HAVE SOMEBODY
IN BED WITH HIM.
330
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,209
YEAH.
331
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:43,172
WELL, IF HE'S THAT LONELY,
HE CAN BORROW RYAN.
332
00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:45,114
I COULD USE A NIGHT
WITHOUT ALL THE FARTING.
333
00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,516
OH, YEAH.
334
00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:49,518
YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT IT BAD,
335
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:52,651
THINK ABOUT
WHOEVER'S MARRIED TO THAT.
336
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,953
OKAY, "CHARLIE'S ANGELS."
337
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,156
OKAY, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I... I'M DONE WITH THAT.
338
00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:00,159
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? OVER HERE,
THEY HAVE PREHISTORIC CLOTHING.
339
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,061
OH, JUST LIKE
IN YOUR CLOSET.
340
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,063
HEY!
341
00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:08,197
GUYS, COME ON OUT HERE.
GIVE ME A HAND.
342
00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:10,169
DO YOU BELIEVE THOSE TWO?
343
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,172
THEY'RE OUT DRINKING ALL NIGHT,
AND I'M HOME BABYSITTING.
344
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,504
HERE, I'LL RELIEVE YOU.
345
00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:18,407
(Andy) GOTCHA. DADDY, MOMMY
AND AUNT DANA ARE HERE.
346
00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:20,379
AUNT DANA PEED IN A BUSH.
347
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,512
AND WE FOUND
THIS MODEL OF A T. REX.
348
00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:26,355
AH, THANK YOU, BABY.
DOC, LOOK AT THIS.
349
00:16:26,356 --> 00:16:28,457
WE HAD THE BONE
AT THE WRONG ANGLE.
350
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,659
DID YOU REALLY
GO TO HARVARD?
351
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:34,023
(cell phone rings)
OH, THAT'S... THAT'S MY PHONE.
352
00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:36,765
UH, IF THAT'S MARCIE, GUYS,
I'M GONNA NEED TO TAKE THAT.
353
00:16:36,766 --> 00:16:38,097
I'LL GET IT.
354
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,628
OH, THANK YOU, HONEY.
355
00:16:39,629 --> 00:16:42,601
HELLO? THIS IS ANDY'S WIFE.
WHO'S THIS?
356
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,674
NO! NO! OH!
357
00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:50,109
I GUESS THE HOME DEPOT
CAN'T FIX A BROKEN HEART.
358
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,011
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
I THINK WE GOT IT.
359
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,384
YEP, HEAD, TAIL, BODY.
360
00:16:55,385 --> 00:16:58,016
THIS ADVENTURE IS OVER.
361
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:03,252
NOW, LET'S WALK AWAY
VERY SLOWLY.
362
00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:06,055
BEST THING ABOUT AN ADVENTURE
IS THE ESCAPE.
363
00:17:06,056 --> 00:17:08,757
LET'S GO! (laughs)
364
00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:11,100
COME ON, KIDS,
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
365
00:17:11,101 --> 00:17:13,102
JIM, JIM, JIM, I MEAN,
COME ON. WHAT?
366
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:15,434
WHY DON'T WE GET THE PICTURE
RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT? WHAT PICTURE?
367
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,436
COME ON, TANNER IN
THE DINOSAUR'S MOUTH,
368
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,738
NO GAS FACE.
JIM, I REALLY WANT THIS.
369
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,211
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ADVENTURE
ALL NIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. COME ON!
370
00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:25,043
THE LAST TIME WE DID THAT,
THE DINOSAUR FELL OVER.
371
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,677
I WON'T USE THE FLASH.
OKAY, COME ON.
372
00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:31,550
ALL RIGHT, ANDY,
GET A GOOD PICTURE THIS TIME.
373
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,182
YEAH, YEAH. REAL GRR,
REAL MEAN.
374
00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:36,185
(Jim) THERE YOU ARE, TANNER,
THERE YOU ARE.
375
00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:39,588
PERFECT. GOT IT. OH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A GREAT PICTURE. LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE.
376
00:17:39,589 --> 00:17:43,132
HEY, THAT'S GOOD. LOOK IT,
TANNER DOESN'T LOOK THAT FAT.
377
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,094
I GOT A DIFFERENT ANGLE
THAT TIME.
378
00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:47,096
YEAH, BETTER ANGLE ON IT,
ON THE CHIN.
379
00:17:47,097 --> 00:17:48,767
(Cheryl) NO,
THE T. REX IS OVER HERE.
380
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,641
ESCAPE!
381
00:17:53,803 --> 00:17:56,846
(whispers) MUMMIES!
382
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,081
(whispers)
BABY! BABY! BABY!
383
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:06,755
AND THEN, SINCE WE'RE HAVING
DINNER NEAR THE MUMMY EXHIBIT,
384
00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:08,257
WE'RE GONNA WRAP THE NAPKINS
385
00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:11,760
REALLY TIGHT AROUND
THE SILVERWARE. (laughs)
386
00:18:11,761 --> 00:18:15,124
OH, LOOK, CHERYL,
IT'S ANOTHER DINOSAUR.
387
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,865
HONEY, IT'S THE SAME DINOSAUR.
388
00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:21,630
NO, NO... LOOK, CHERYL,
389
00:18:21,631 --> 00:18:26,836
THIS DINOSAUR HAS A BABY
JUST LIKE MY BABY.
390
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,481
OH, MY GOD,
IT'S GOT MY BABY.
391
00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,413
FREEZE! DON'T TOUCH
THE DINOSAUR!
392
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,486
WELL, JIM... RYAN? WHAT
ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
393
00:18:37,487 --> 00:18:42,251
UH, UH...
TANNER RAN AWAY.
394
00:18:42,252 --> 00:18:46,155
IN HIS CAR SEAT?
395
00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:48,427
WELL, OF COURSE
HE'S IN HIS CAR SEAT.
396
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,259
THAT'S THE LAW.
397
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:53,502
RYAN, YOU KNOW BETTER.
398
00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:55,764
YEAH, YEAH, AND YOU KNOW,
399
00:18:55,765 --> 00:18:58,837
YOU TWO AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED
TO BE PLAYING TOGETHER.
400
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:03,212
WELL, HE WAS HERE
WHEN WE GOT HERE.
401
00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:05,214
NO, DANA, THIS IS
MY FAULT. I'M SORRY.
402
00:19:05,215 --> 00:19:08,217
I SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME.
WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU APOLOGIZING FOR?
403
00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:11,180
DON'T APOLOGIZE. YOU HAD
AN ADVENTURE, DIDN'T YOU?
404
00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,821
YEAH.
IT WAS FUN, RIGHT?
405
00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:17,856
YEAH. AND YOU GIRLS WENT TO THE
MOVIES AND HAD A FEW DOZEN DRINKS.
406
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,629
WE DID.
407
00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:22,891
YEAH, ALL RIGHT,
SO WHERE'S THE HARM?
408
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:26,465
I MEAN, TANNER'S FINE, THE KIDS
LEARNED ABOUT DINOSAURS.
409
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,197
ANDY DIDN'T FALL
INTO ANYTHING
410
00:19:28,198 --> 00:19:30,399
LIKE HE DID
AT THE WASTE MANAGEMENT PLANT.
411
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,172
SO COME ON...
YEAH.
412
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,804
IT'S A GOOD NIGHT,
A GOOD ADVENTURE.
413
00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:39,408
REALLY GOOD.
I SAY WE TAKE THE BABY
414
00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:42,711
CAREFULLY OUT
OF THE DINOSAUR'S MOUTH,
415
00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:45,514
WE GO HOME,
CALL IT A GREAT NIGHT.
416
00:19:45,515 --> 00:19:46,915
ALL RIGHT? 'CAUSE IT WAS.
417
00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:49,718
COME ON, GIRLS. IT WAS A
GREAT IDEA, JIM, IT REALLY WAS.
418
00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:51,920
DON'T YOU THINK? HEY, RYAN. YEP.
419
00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:54,423
DO YOU HAVE A KEY TO
THE HOSPITAL? OF COURSE.
420
00:19:54,424 --> 00:19:58,227
BECAUSE I THINK THE KIDS
WOULD LOVE TO GO ON THAT M.R.I.
421
00:19:58,228 --> 00:19:59,868
THAT MACHINE COSTS
OVER $1 MILLION.
422
00:19:59,869 --> 00:20:02,771
HEY, THAT DINOSAUR
COST MORE THAN THAT.
423
00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:06,875
HEY, KIDS, YOU WANNA GET
A PICTURE OF YOUR SPLEEN?
424
00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:09,379
WAIT A MINUTE.
LET ME GET THE LIGHT.
425
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:23,221
(sighs)
426
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,955
SEE YA, REX.
427
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:37,336
(Cheryl) HONEY, WHAT WAS THAT?
428
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,370
I DROPPED MY KEYS.
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