Original subtitles

HI. HEY.

WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, NOT A LOT. RUBY AND GRACIE HAVE SOCCER PRACTICE.

KYLE HAS A FIELD TRIP.

WAS THAT A GOAT?

YEAH, THE LAWN MOWER BROKE,

SO JIM'S EXPLORING SOME LOW-COST ALTERNATIVES.

HEY, DID YOU SEE GORDON?

THIS DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS A BAD IDEA.

IT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS TO ADJUST TO HIS SURROUNDINGS.

(Jim) GORDON!

GORDON OWES ME A $300 PAIR OF LOAFERS.

MOM, CAN ALLY SPEND THE NIGHT TONIGHT?

ONLY IF DADDY CATCHES THE GOAT.

CHERYL, I'M TELLING YOU,

20 YEARS FROM NOW, EVERYONE'S GONNA HAVE ONE.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT MINE TILL I SAW HOW THIS WORKED OUT.

♪♪♪

WHERE DOES THIS PIECE GO?

I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT A DINOSAUR EXPERT.

HEY, RYAN, YOU'RE A DOCTOR. WHERE DOES THIS BONE GO?

JIM, I DELIVER BABIES.

I COULD HELP YOU OUT IF THIS WAS A LADY DINOSAUR.

WHOA, BUT IT'S NOT.

DANA, COME ON. WE DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR THE MOVIE.

OKAY, HANG ON. I JUST HAVE TO GIVE RYAN

TANNER'S EMERGENCY CONTACT INFORMATION.

OH, GREAT. OH, WOW, 9-1-1.

(Jim) DANA, RELAX.

I'M HERE WITH RYAN. WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THE BABY.

I'VE RAISED THREE KIDS... RUBY, GRACIE AND...

KYLE. KYLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T GO.

DANA, THEY'LL BE FINE. OH, COME ON, HONEY. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD

LOOKING AFTER TANNER, YOU DESERVE A NIGHT OFF.

YES, ABSOLUTELY. GO, AND YOU, TOO, CHERYL.

YOU'VE BEEN WORKING YOUR TAIL OFF ON THAT

STUPID MUSEUM FUND-RAISER THAT I'M NOT GOING TO.

FREE BOOZE AND UNLIMITED SHRIMP COCKTAIL.

THEN IT'S A GOOD CAUSE.

YOU'RE RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

LET'S GO WATCH MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY.

OH, I HOPE HE TAKES HIS SHIRT OFF.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

(door closes) RUBY, THE WINDOW.

(car engine turns over)

IN THE CAR... RIGHT.

BACKING UP... RIGHT.

CHECKING LIPSTICK... (car horn blows)

(tires screech) ALMOST HIT A CAR...

AND GONE.

WE HAVE LIFTOFF. OKAY, EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO.

LET'S GO. LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE.

WE GOT ONE NIGHT TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

ALL RIGHT. GRACIE, YOU GOT THE KEYS? RIGHT HERE.

OKAY, DOC, DIAPER BAG. LET'S GO. COME ON, LET'S GO.

HEY, HOW, WHY?

BECAUSE, MY FRIEND, THIS KEY UNLOCKS THE FRONT DOOR

TO THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY.

YES, YES. YOU SEE, THEY GAVE THIS TO CHERYL

TO OPEN THE MUSEUM TO HELP SET HER FUND-RAISER UP

THAT I'M GETTING THE SHRIMP AT.

WHY WERE YOU IN THE CLOSET?

WELL, EVER SINCE THAT GOAT THING, UH,

WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY TOGETHER.

YEAH.

CHERYL GROUNDED US.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO THE MUSEUM DURING THE DAY?

COME ON, WHERE'S THE ADVENTURE IN THAT? THAT'S NOT FUN.

EVERYTHING'S BETTER WHEN YOU SNEAK IN. YEAH.

LIKE, UH, LIKE A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL.

YEAH, OR A STRANGER'S WEDDING.

OR YOUR NEW, HOT CO-WORKER'S APARTMENT.

AND I'M TRYING TO CREATE SOME MEMORIES FOR MY CHILDREN.

GRACIE, GIVE ME MY FALSE I.D.

HERE WE GO, MR. DIMAS. ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, JIM, I'M NOT GOING TO ANY MUSEUM.

I TOLD DANA I'D STAY HERE AND WATCH AFTER THE BABY.

YOU'RE AFRAID OF YOUR WIFE, AREN'T YOU?

DON'T BE AFRAID OF YOUR WIFE.

YOU CAN WATCH THE KID AT THE MUSEUM.

YEAH, BUT DANA SAID... (dopey cartoon voice) "YEAH, BUT DANA SAID..."

DON'T MOCK ME.

(dopey cartoon voice) "DON'T MOCK ME."

CUT IT OUT. I MEAN IT.

THANK YOU.

(both) "THANK YOU."

(normal voice) RYAN, YOU COULD COME WITH US,

BRING THE BABY TO THE MUSEUM AND WATCH HIM THERE

AND BE A GOOD DAD,

OR YOU CAN STAY HERE, WATCH THE BABY HERE

AND BE DANA'S BABYSITTER.

OKAY.

IT'S GO TIME.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. (children cheer)

WHO IS SHE TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU KNOW?

I'M A DOCTOR. I'M THE KID'S FATHER.

I'M VERY RESPONSIBLE.

TANNER, YOU CANNOT WANDER OFF LIKE THAT.

(whispers) DANA.

DANA. SHH, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE.

OKAY, LISTEN TO ME. YOU'RE A MOM NOW.

YOU HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE

OF THE RARE OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE TO CUT LOOSE.

TAKE THE LID OFF YOUR SODA. WHAT? WHY?

BECAUSE I'M GONNA POUR LIQUOR IN IT.

OH, CHERYL, YOU CAN'T DRINK IN A MOVIE THEATER.

OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THOSE BOTTLES.

I KNOW. IT'S LIKE DOLL BOOZE.

DID YOU BRING ONE FOR YOURSELF?

(bottles clink)

OOH.

HOW COOL IS THIS, HUH?

DOES YOUR DAD SNEAK YOU INTO SOME GOOD PLACES, OR WHAT?

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE WASTE MANAGEMENT PLANT.

YOU BROKE INTO A WASTE MANAGEMENT PLANT?

AH, IT WAS RUBY'S BIRTHDAY.

DADDY, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

ANDY, SEE IF THERE'S A SWITCH... I THINK RIGHT THERE. OKAY.

CAN YOU SEE IT? YEAH.

(Kyle) OH, WOW!

(Jim) WOW.

(Ruby) LOOK AT HIS TEETH. (Jim) YEAH.

ACTUALLY, THIS IS A LADY.

HOW CAN YOU TELL IT'S A LADY?

WELL, JUST LOOK AT HER FACE. SHE'S CRAZY.

YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH, I BET SHE ATE A LOT OF CAVEMEN, THOUGH, HUH?

THERE WEREN'T ANY CAVEMEN WHEN DINOSAURS WERE ALIVE.

WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE THE T. REX ATE THEM ALL, HONEY.

HEY, ANDY, YOU GOT YOUR CAMERA? YEAH.

COME ON, LET'S TAKE A PICTURE IN FRONT OF THE BIG GUY HERE.

OKAY, OKAY... COME ON, HURRY UP.

BUT THEN I WANNA GO SEE THE MUMMIES,

AND I'M NOT GOING ALONE. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. COME ON... (growls) (all growl)

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. (camera beeps)

YEAH, COOL. NICE.

HEY, YOU WANT SOME ADVENTURE?

LET'S PUT TANNER IN THE MOUTH OF THE T. REX.

LET'S NOT.

COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU KIDDING? THIS IS FUN.

IT'LL BE A GREAT MEMORY FOR TANNER.

WHEN HE'S OLDER, HE'LL SEE THE PICTURE. I DON'T KNOW, JIM.

DOESN'T THAT SIGN SAY, "DO NOT TOUCH"?

CAN YOU READ YET?

NOT REALLY.

IT SAYS, "WET PAINT."

(both growl)

(laughs) SEE, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

MM, YUCK. THAT PICTURE'S NO GOOD.

AH, TANNER'S GOT THAT "I GOT GAS" FACE.

ALL RIGHT, HERE. COME ON, LET'S TRY IT ONE MORE TIME.

(all) HOLY CRAP!

AT LEAST WE DIDN'T GET ANY WET PAINT ON US.

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

YOU BROKE THIS THING!

WHAT? ME?! ALL I DID WAS TAKE A PICTURE.

YOU USED THE FLASH.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY... "NEVER USE A FLASH IN A MUSEUM."

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO!

HEY, IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO PUT RYAN'S FAT BABY

IN THE DINOSAUR'S MOUTH. WHOA. MY BABY'S NOT FAT.

HE COULD SKIP A MEAL OR TWO.

OH, WHO CARES IF THE BABY'S CHUBBY OR NOT?

WE GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO HERE.

SHOULDN'T WE FIND AN ADULT AND TELL THE TRUTH?

A SERIOUS PLAN.

I SAY WE LIE AND BLAME IT ON RUBY.

(scoffs) YOU KNOW, RUBY...

DADDY! NO, YOU'RE CUTE. THE JUDGE MAY TAKE A LIKING TO YOU.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE NOT GONNA BLAME RUBY.

OKAY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I'M OUTTA HERE.

DON'T WORRY, HE'LL BE BACK. HOW DO YOU KNOW?

MUMMIES!

(panting) THERE'S NO WAY OUT!

YOU KNOW, JIM, I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR INVOLVING MY CHILD

IN HIS FIRST FELONY. I'M OUTTA HERE.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE.

NOT ONLY HAVE WE BROKEN THE LAW,

BUT WE'VE GOTTA FIX THIS THING SO WE DON'T GO TO JAIL...

AND WHAT'S WORSE IS, CHERYL'S GONNA KILL US IF SHE FINDS OUT.

SHE'S GONNA KNOW RIGHT AWAY WE STOLE THE KEY,

AND WE'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING TOGETHER.

I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T AFRAID OF OUR WIVES.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN DAMAGE GOES OVER $5 MILLION,

WE'RE AFRAID OF OUR WIVES. WE HAVE GOT TO PUT THIS THING TOGETHER

AND GET HOME BEFORE CHERYL AND DANA DO. ABSOLUTELY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT? WE ARE THE PERFECT TEAM FOR THIS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

COME ON, YOU'RE A DOCTOR. YOU KNOW ABOUT BONES.

YOU'RE AN ARCHITECT. WE GOT THREE CHEAP LABORERS THERE.

AND I'M THE LOVABLE BUT GRUFF SUPERVISOR.

DO YOU THINK WE CAN REALLY PULL IT OFF, JIM?

ABSOLUTELY. LOOK, I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE HOME DEPOT.

IT'S AROUND THE CORNER. GET SOME SUPPLIES.

GREAT IDEA. THEY KNOW HOW TO FIX ANYTHING.

I WONDER IF THEY HAVE A 1-2-3 BOOK ON CRETACEOUS CARNIVORES?

OKAY, DOC, WHERE DO WE START?

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

(both sing) ♪ THE KNEE BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE THIGH BONE ♪

♪ THE THIGH BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE... ♪

♪ THE KNEE BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE THIGH BONE ♪

♪ AND THE THIGH BONE'S CONNECTED TO THE... ♪

GOOD ONE.

IT'S GOTTA BE A WIG. SHE HASN'T MOVED ONCE.

HEY, MAYBE SHE'S DEAD.

(both laugh)

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

OH, MY GOD, LET'S TRY PENNIES.

SHH.

HERE, THROW SOME POPCORN AT THE DEAD LADY'S HEAD.

I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS.

HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PENNIES?

OOH! (laughing)

SOMEONE'S GETTING BUSTED.

SHH, USHER, USHER.

THIS LADY IN FRONT OF US... SHE'S DEAD. KICK HER OUT.

(both scream)

THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. THAT'S GOOD.

THAT LOOKS PERFECT. PERFECT.

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. NOW WE JUST NEED TO FIX THIS LEG,

AND WE CAN GET OUTTA HERE. OH, YEAH. OKAY.

DADDY? YEAH, YES.

CAN I TAKE A RIB BONE TO SHOW AND TELL?

YES, AND THEN WE CAN ALL GO TO PRISON TOGETHER...

AND "SHOW AND TELL" HAS A WHOLE DIFFERENT MEANING THERE.

SO WHERE DO WE PUT THE CEILING FAN?

WE BUILT IT JUST LIKE YOU SAID, UNCLE ANDY.

YEAH, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO IN MY TRUNK.

ANDY, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE HOME DEPOT

FOR DINOSAUR SUPPLIES.

I GOT CARRIED AWAY. THIS WOMAN, MARCIE...

BOY, COULD SHE FILL OUT AN ORANGE APRON. (laughs)

SHE TOOK ME AROUND THE ENTIRE STORE.

LOOK, I EVEN GOT THIS STUD FINDER.

(beeps)

(beep) UH-OH, FOUND A STUD.

OH, MARCIE LOVED THAT BIT.

ANDY, YOU'RE CUTE. THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU IN PRISON.

JIM, I'M HAVING

A HELL OF A TIME WITH THIS RIGHT FEMUR.

THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

YEAH, AND, UH, WHAT WAS THE NAME

OF YOUR ANATOMY PROFESSOR AT HARVARD?

DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. (laughs)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

ALL RIGHT, KIDS, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE GIFT SHOP

AND MAYBE TRY TO FIND A LITTLE BOOK ON DINOSAURS

OR A MODEL OF THIS T. REX?

OKAY. OH, AND WHILE YOU'RE THERE,

TRY TO PICK UP SOMETHING NICE FOR MOTHER'S DAY.

OH, DAMN IT. WHAT?

I KNOW WHAT I SHOULDA ASKED MARCIE. WHAT?

I SHOULDA ASKED HER TO SHOW ME HER MALE-TO-FEMALE CONNECTOR.

COME ON. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

NO, NO, NO, ANDY, STAY HERE.

YOU KNOW, JIM, I THINK I KNOW HOW THIS GOES IN.

ALL RIGHT, NOW IF YOU JUST PULL THAT BOARD OUT

WE'LL JUST PUT THIS RIGHT INTO THERE. ALL RIGHT.

OH, OH, OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

OH, NO, NO, WHOA, WHOA. OKAY. YEAH, IT'S NOT FITTING.

ANDY. OH, GUYS, THAT'S PERFECT. LET ME GET A PICTURE.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HOLDING THE WHOLE THING UP.

I AM HOLDING THE WHOLE THING UP!

OKAY, LET ME GET THIS BOARD.

OW! OW!

OW! YOU HURT MY NOSE!

OH, YOUR POOR LITTLE NOSE. YOU HIT ME IN THE PACKAGE!

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

GUYS, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE, PLEASE?

OH, HOLD ON, DOC. DOES YOUR NOSE FEEL A LITTLE BETTER?

A LITTLE. OW! OW!

OW! YOU SON OF...

HEY! OH!

OH, NO, NO, NO!

OW, OW, OW!

OH, NOW I REALLY GOTTA GET A PICTURE.

AND...

(camera beeps)

AWW.

(grunts)

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY... "CHARLIE'S ANGELS." OOH.

UH, IT'S NOT AS MUCH FUN WITHOUT ANDY HERE TO PLAY JILL.

SEE, I TOLD YOU IF WE WALKED HOME IT WOULD SOBER US UP.

YEAH, I JUST NEED TO WALK HOME, LIKE, THREE MORE TIMES.

HEY, DO YOU WANNA SEE WHERE I'M DOING

THAT CHARITY THING FOR THE MUSEUM

FOR THAT CHARITY THING I'M DOING?

I TOTALLY WANNA SEE THAT.

I WANNA DO THAT, AND I WANNA PEE.

I HAVE TO PICK A BUSH.

NO, NO, NO. THERE ARE BUSHES INSIDE.

JUST LET ME FIND MY KEY.

OH.

OKAY, YOU KEEP LOOKING.

I'M JUST GONNA GO INSIDE AND PEE.

I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I FIND THE KEY.

OW. GIVE ME A HAND HERE. WAIT A MINUTE... SHH.

WAIT A SECOND. DID YOU GUYS HEAR SOMETHING? WHAT?

I THINK SOMEBODY'S COMING. WHAT?

(Cheryl) DANA, WHERE ARE YOU?

(Dana) I FOUND THE PERFECT BUSH RIGHT NEXT TO THE LADIES' ROOM.

IT'S DANA AND CHERYL.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? OH, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

WHY DON'T WE WAIT FOR THEM TO COME HERE SO WE CAN DISCUSS IT?

HELP ME HERE! I DON'T KNOW, JIM. I THINK WE SHOULD HIDE.

COME HERE FOR A SECOND. YEAH?

OW!

COME ON, ANDY, IN HERE. LET'S GO.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HIDE?

UH, JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK PREHISTORIC.

OH, WOW, WHAT A GREAT ROOM. UH-HUH.

OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THE DINOSAUR.

WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

IT CAME WITH THE ROOM. UH-HUH.

LUCKY.

THAT IS A BOY DINOSAUR.

HOW CAN YOU TELL? BECAUSE IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT,

AND IT'S NOT SITTING AT HOME WATCHING "GREY'S ANATOMY."

(laughs)

OH, AND THEN... AND THEN THE DINNER IS GONNA BE

DOWN THAT HALLWAY PAST THE MUMMY EXHIBIT.

OH. (gasps) WHAT?

CAN WE GET A MUMMY AND PUT IT IN ANDY'S BED?

IT'D BE SO NICE FOR HIM

TO HAVE SOMEBODY IN BED WITH HIM.

YEAH.

WELL, IF HE'S THAT LONELY, HE CAN BORROW RYAN.

I COULD USE A NIGHT WITHOUT ALL THE FARTING.

OH, YEAH.

YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT IT BAD,

THINK ABOUT WHOEVER'S MARRIED TO THAT.

OKAY, "CHARLIE'S ANGELS."

OKAY, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? I... I'M DONE WITH THAT.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? OVER HERE, THEY HAVE PREHISTORIC CLOTHING.

OH, JUST LIKE IN YOUR CLOSET.

HEY!

GUYS, COME ON OUT HERE. GIVE ME A HAND.

DO YOU BELIEVE THOSE TWO?

THEY'RE OUT DRINKING ALL NIGHT, AND I'M HOME BABYSITTING.

HERE, I'LL RELIEVE YOU.

(Andy) GOTCHA. DADDY, MOMMY AND AUNT DANA ARE HERE.

AUNT DANA PEED IN A BUSH.

AND WE FOUND THIS MODEL OF A T. REX.

AH, THANK YOU, BABY. DOC, LOOK AT THIS.

WE HAD THE BONE AT THE WRONG ANGLE.

DID YOU REALLY GO TO HARVARD?

(cell phone rings) OH, THAT'S... THAT'S MY PHONE.

UH, IF THAT'S MARCIE, GUYS, I'M GONNA NEED TO TAKE THAT.

I'LL GET IT.

OH, THANK YOU, HONEY.

HELLO? THIS IS ANDY'S WIFE. WHO'S THIS?

NO! NO! OH!

I GUESS THE HOME DEPOT CAN'T FIX A BROKEN HEART.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. I THINK WE GOT IT.

YEP, HEAD, TAIL, BODY.

THIS ADVENTURE IS OVER.

NOW, LET'S WALK AWAY VERY SLOWLY.

BEST THING ABOUT AN ADVENTURE IS THE ESCAPE.

LET'S GO! (laughs)

COME ON, KIDS, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

JIM, JIM, JIM, I MEAN, COME ON. WHAT?

WHY DON'T WE GET THE PICTURE RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT? WHAT PICTURE?

COME ON, TANNER IN THE DINOSAUR'S MOUTH,

NO GAS FACE. JIM, I REALLY WANT THIS.

YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ADVENTURE ALL NIGHT. LET'S DO THIS. COME ON!

THE LAST TIME WE DID THAT, THE DINOSAUR FELL OVER.

I WON'T USE THE FLASH. OKAY, COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, ANDY, GET A GOOD PICTURE THIS TIME.

YEAH, YEAH. REAL GRR, REAL MEAN.

(Jim) THERE YOU ARE, TANNER, THERE YOU ARE.

PERFECT. GOT IT. OH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT PICTURE. LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE.

HEY, THAT'S GOOD. LOOK IT, TANNER DOESN'T LOOK THAT FAT.

I GOT A DIFFERENT ANGLE THAT TIME.

YEAH, BETTER ANGLE ON IT, ON THE CHIN.

(Cheryl) NO, THE T. REX IS OVER HERE.

ESCAPE!

(whispers) MUMMIES!

(whispers) BABY! BABY! BABY!

AND THEN, SINCE WE'RE HAVING DINNER NEAR THE MUMMY EXHIBIT,

WE'RE GONNA WRAP THE NAPKINS

REALLY TIGHT AROUND THE SILVERWARE. (laughs)

OH, LOOK, CHERYL, IT'S ANOTHER DINOSAUR.

HONEY, IT'S THE SAME DINOSAUR.

NO, NO... LOOK, CHERYL,

THIS DINOSAUR HAS A BABY JUST LIKE MY BABY.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S GOT MY BABY.

FREEZE! DON'T TOUCH THE DINOSAUR!

WELL, JIM... RYAN? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

UH, UH... TANNER RAN AWAY.

IN HIS CAR SEAT?

WELL, OF COURSE HE'S IN HIS CAR SEAT.

THAT'S THE LAW.

RYAN, YOU KNOW BETTER.

YEAH, YEAH, AND YOU KNOW,

YOU TWO AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING TOGETHER.

WELL, HE WAS HERE WHEN WE GOT HERE.

NO, DANA, THIS IS MY FAULT. I'M SORRY.

I SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME. WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU APOLOGIZING FOR?

DON'T APOLOGIZE. YOU HAD AN ADVENTURE, DIDN'T YOU?

YEAH. IT WAS FUN, RIGHT?

YEAH. AND YOU GIRLS WENT TO THE MOVIES AND HAD A FEW DOZEN DRINKS.

WE DID.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT, SO WHERE'S THE HARM?

I MEAN, TANNER'S FINE, THE KIDS LEARNED ABOUT DINOSAURS.

ANDY DIDN'T FALL INTO ANYTHING

LIKE HE DID AT THE WASTE MANAGEMENT PLANT.

SO COME ON... YEAH.

IT'S A GOOD NIGHT, A GOOD ADVENTURE.

REALLY GOOD. I SAY WE TAKE THE BABY

CAREFULLY OUT OF THE DINOSAUR'S MOUTH,

WE GO HOME, CALL IT A GREAT NIGHT.

ALL RIGHT? 'CAUSE IT WAS.

COME ON, GIRLS. IT WAS A GREAT IDEA, JIM, IT REALLY WAS.

DON'T YOU THINK? HEY, RYAN. YEP.

DO YOU HAVE A KEY TO THE HOSPITAL? OF COURSE.

BECAUSE I THINK THE KIDS WOULD LOVE TO GO ON THAT M.R.I.

THAT MACHINE COSTS OVER $1 MILLION.

HEY, THAT DINOSAUR COST MORE THAN THAT.

HEY, KIDS, YOU WANNA GET A PICTURE OF YOUR SPLEEN?

WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME GET THE LIGHT.

(sighs)

SEE YA, REX.

(Cheryl) HONEY, WHAT WAS THAT?

I DROPPED MY KEYS.