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Thank you.

What's going on?

There's too many of you crying Brother, brother, brother

There's far too many of you dying You

know we've got to find a way To bring some love in here

today

Don't punish me with brutality.

What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?

What's going on?

so you can see what's going on what's going on what's going on

what's going on what's going on

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, they're here.

Wait, wait, wait. You can't let them go.

My wife's got to hurry up.

It's been nice to see you two again, Fran, Ron.

Nick is a little delayed. He had something that came up at the last

wants to sit down and fix some drinks.

Okay. You know, it's often nice to have this little get -together before you and

Nick leave off for Europe.

Boy, you've really done wonders for this place.

Thank you.

Do you hear anything about selling?

Yeah, I'd really hate to leave that out.

All right.

All right, then.

How's it going?

Why don't you show them the house, and if they come, I'll go make some drinks.

Good. Okay.

Let me start with the bedroom, huh? Yeah.

I think you'll like it.

We've been working on it. It really looks nice, huh?

Well, this is it.

We've got new paper.

New pictures, new rugs.

The only thing is we're having trouble getting the money back out of it.

It's really fixed up nice.

What do you think you'll do?

I'm not sure yet.

Nick, darling, I really hate to ask you this, but could you be a doll and go to

the store for some mixed drinks and some vodka?

Okay. You know, that's the only thing about the location. The nearest store

that's open on Sunday...

It's 15 minutes away.

See you later. Bye -bye.

Oh,

don't let it bother you.

Over here. I'll do that.

It's paradigm time.

I have to slip it off into my head. Okay.

Okay?

Do you want to help me with this?

I'll do it.

Pretty dress, isn't it?

Looks nice.

Of course.

He's mad at himself.

I'll take it.

Don't look at me.

3, 2,

1.

My friends all say

It feels good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

Thank you.

Okay.

By the way, what is that strange noise I hear?

Oh, that's the neighbors. Today, of all days, when I'm going to have company,

they're going to trim their trees.

Oh, I see.

It's absurd. The neighbors sometimes are noisier than I am.

Very, very noisy at times.

You've got a beautiful body.

Thank you.

We better get back on the gas.

Better get back to the woods.

But I quit those days and I let the next wave.

And ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Oh, change is gonna do the job.

Hey, you on the bottom? I've been laying down all day.

Get back on the gas.

Better get back in the road.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Oh!

Hey, let's do something else, okay?

I think I screwed my wife first, okay?

I can show you something a lot better than that.

What's that?

Will you show me?

Well, it doesn't really look like you're getting it in that hole, so why don't

we try the lower one?

Okay.

You like that one better?

Mm -hmm.

Either way, we're going to get out of here.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

I love

you.

God, more company?

You two get dressed and meet me in the living room.

Oh, okay.

This is the living

room, and Ron and Fran are here. They're finishing the tour of the house, so

they'll be out in a minute.

Have a seat, sit down, make yourself at home.

Well, Fran, you know Monica, don't you? Hi, Monica. Hi, Fran.

Well,

you're not pregnant yet, are you?

Not yet.

I'm finding a family, so... Maybe he isn't getting into your pants enough.

She told me what you two were doing this morning. I understand you really hung.

Oh, yeah?

By the way, where's the John?

I'm trying to yell at him.

First door down the hallway to your right.

Hey, I'm home.

Where's everybody at?

Nick, we'll be there in a minute, okay?

Okay. Rowan, why don't you pick out some records and get something started on

the stereo?

And Fran, would you like to help me with the salad?

Okay, sure.

Oh, I must have pissed a gallon.

What are you doing?

I was going to find some crackers for later.

Oh, really?

Can't you find anything to do now?

No, not really. I doubt if I can get it up.

Why?

I don't know.

But if you'd like to try.

Oh, come on. You're a real disappointment.

I can do something with it.

Sit down.

You know, they call me Madge now back to my college days.

And I had every fraternity on campus going.

including CKE.

Woo! Okay.

Boy, where have I seen someone like that before?

Well, Ian.

Well, guess what? You two don't know me

anymore, so I'll just leave.

I'm going to go set the table. Okay. Have fun.

And you have fun, too.

That's perfect.

What are you doing though? I got something over my head. Over your head?

yeah.

How did you do that? Oh, there's something over my head. See?

Yeah.

How are you?

Hey, do that some more.

It's called Ride a Cock Cucumber.

It's a brand new park.

Yeah, I don't know what.

Thank

goodness

you're a big girl, aren't you?

I'm not having any trouble tonight.

Sure.

Well...

Why

don't you just sit down and relax?

Just take it easy, nice and slow.

Do you have longer than a cucumber?

How about a tomato?

You don't want to sit on that.

Put that right there.

Right there.

Right over there.

Okay. Here, I'll tell you what. You can put one foot right there.

Okay.

One foot right there. Oh, yeah.

Good. Very good.

Thank you.

Oh, hi.

Hi,

how are you?

Fine, how are you doing?

Why don't you come on in and sit down? Oh, okay.

Monica?

Hi!

Monica,

how have you been? Hi!

Why don't you come on in and sit down?

Thank you.

Hey, how's it feel to go off to Europe and leave all your friends behind?

It's going to be fantastic.

Suffer. We only have one problem.

We can't sell the house. No prospective buyers, you know?

How about your boss, Bob?

Yeah, that's right.

Can we look around?

Yeah, come on. I'll take you in, show you the bedroom.

Yes. You know I'm in charge of grand tours.

Yeah, she's pretty good at giving tours. She is, huh?

Wait, wait, wait. No, I don't think I'd be interested, thank you. Well, come

over here. Come on, I'll keep you company. Come on, Bob.

Okay.

We've been working on the floor, we've been working on the ceiling.

Oh, it looks nice.

Working on the bed.

And this is the bedroom.

Come on in.

It's just been done.

Painted.

What smells in here? I smelt it in the kitchen, now in this room.

Um, that's just an odor. It comes and goes. Just a little stronger a day than

usual.

Smells like something's been fucking in here.

I'm missing out on it.

Is there anything for you?

Turns me on.

Getting a heart on. How about a little head?

I don't have time, Bob.

I'm really tired.

Oh, come on, Nora. Just a little for me.

Um, well...

Yeah,

Nora, that's nice.

I like that.

Oh, that was really too much.

Okay, okay, I'll tell you what, enough dirty jokes, okay? How about a game? I

know, a beautiful game, okay?

Okay, this is the way it goes.

We put all the girls, take all their clothes off, put them on their knees on

floor, okay?

And then we blindfold you.

And then we get in front of you, and we touch you, do things okay, and we're

okay. And then you have to guess which one of us is.

Okay.

Okay, I'll tell you what, we'll do it right here, so we'll have to talk to

Okay? Okay.

We'll just stick it over there. Here we go.

Okay, you ready?

I'm going to step over there. Everybody get ready. See if you can tell who this

is.

Guess who this is.

No fair

peeking.

No cheating.

Guess. You've got to guess. Who is it? You're not guessing.

Let's see.

Yes? No.

Don't sit, ma 'am. No, no, no.

That's Ron's face.

An ass.

You're not guessing.

This is it.

No.

This is Nick.

No, no, no. I'm not.

Well, who is it?

Now you should know that. Tell me, who is that?

Nick? Who is it?

It's Rob.

I'm Nora. Let me go tell on you now.

I've got a good time.

You are guessing.

Who is it?

Oh, it tastes good.

Thank you.

You don't know who it is?

No.

Who is this Nick?

Nobody I know could come back.

hanging on a string.

She told me it was my ding -a -ling -a -ling -o.

Ding -a -ling.

Ding -a -ling.

No, no, no. Stay up. Stay there.

Ding -a -ling.

Ding -a -ling.

Ding -a -ling.

Ding -a -ling. Ding -a -ling.

Beautiful.

Beautiful. Now, you've got to tell me who's giving you that. And then Mama

me to... It was Ron and Nick.

But I stopped all in the best of you.

Every time that bell would ring.

Catch me playing with my ding -a -ling -a -ling -a.

Ding -a -ling.

Ding -a -ling. Ding -a -ling. Ding -a -ling. Ding -a -ling.

Ding -a -ling.

You know what I heard? I heard two girls over here singing in harmony.

That's all right, honey.

This is a free country. Live like you want to live, baby.

Yeah. Ain't nobody going to knock you down.

Mm -mm.

Yeah, freedom.

Yes, sir. There's one guy right over here singing mine, too. That's all

brother. Yes, sir. You got it right, baby.

Ain't nobody going to bother you.

Yeah.

Once I was climbing the garden.

I slipped and had a terrible fall.

I fell so hard I heard bells ring.

But hell!

Right. No, it's not.

It's next?

No. Right.

No? I think it's next. No, you can't second guess. That's no fair.

What was that?

Ron. No, it's not Ron.

It's Ron.

It's not Ron, it's Carol.

It's not Nick.

If it's Ben to the right, it's Ron.

I just read the letters.

What happened?

Thank you.

Thank you.

And come on.

Thank you.

Get dressed. Dinner's ready.

Oh, hey, come on.

After that, I can do with a bologna sandwich. Really?

What did you think of Nick's barbecued spare ribs?

Fantastic. Oh, they're delicious.

And wasn't it nice of Bob and Carol to provide the after -dinner entertainment?

What are we going to sing about?

Come on.

Come on, you two.

Look, together.

Come on, look.

Oh,

that's great.

We've done everything.

It's your turn now. You're my friend.

Oh, yeah. You can do anything you want. Don't be fashionable about it.

Feels good.

Feels good.

Hey!

That's on.

Let me put it in.

Getting the hang of it finally.

Warm out.

When it feels so good, I'm going to kill it.

Nick, will you please get the phone?

Hello? Yes?

Uh, yeah, this is he.

Oh, oh yeah, from the real estate agency.

Well, we do have a few good friends over today.

Want to show the house now?

Well, I should clean the yard, you know. It should be cleaned up a little bit

first.

Uh -huh.

Well and well over. Yeah, it's okay. No, no, you won't be interrupting a thing.

Okay?

Okay, goodbye.

This is good.

Come on.

Mmm,

feels good.

Mmm, feels good.

Uh -huh.

Hon, who was on the phone?

It was a man from the real estate agency. He's going to bring over a

newlyweds to see the house.

Okay, so I'm going out cleaning up the yard a bit first, okay?

That would be very interesting.

You know, being such good friends we are, I'm sure there's always room for a

couple in the house.

It's the

best pussy I like to eat.

Oh, it feels good.

Yeah, but as long as you're having a good time, back to yourself doesn't

Nobody's got my husband to pay the bill.

Hope we're teaching you something.

Are you ready?

Oh, I'm just feeling weak.

I don't know.

Thank you.

All right.