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You'd always be the pleasure to serve you master.

You always serve me as no other.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ugh.

Mmm.

Mm.

I see you don't find this as interesting as reading my memoir.

I'm sorry, I apologize again for that.

I didn't mean, I had no right to intrude on your private thoughts.

You don't need to be apologized.

It flatters me that you find my life so interesting.

What would please me immensely is you can read this one.

Could you read out loud, please?

I will remember this event in a very long time.

What delicious punishment would she have for her today? What fascinating

pleasure. The anticipation was killing her, but she realized it would only

enhance the experiences to come.

Can you just imagine yourself there? No.

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I love you.

Ah.

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How many?

you wished me to read from that particular passage.

I thought it would have a special appeal for you.

I'm sorry you were wrong.

Please, enjoy the rest of the book as you please.

I swear he can read my mind.

How else could he have known that?

That year when the circus came to town, it was particularly memorable.

I was treated to my own private performance.

This is something very nice.

Look at this. The baby lily.

The human pretzel.

With the great salami.

Well, enjoy the show.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Ah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh, yes, good, like this.

Do you like this?

I had just moved into the house and was having a very restless night, thinking

of all the repairs that would need to be made, all the thousands of minute

details needed to make it perfect.

I was sure I heard voices, as impossible as I knew that to be, but there they

were again.

I made a mental note to have all the coffins removed in the morning, not that

have anything against vampires, mind you, but I wouldn't be able to get a

night's sleep with them under the same roof.

There was an overgrown chateau just a few miles outside of town where they

be perfectly happy.

I have to hand it to that guy. He should just have a wild imagination.

So true, believe me.

Please, let me orchestrate a special experience just for the two of you.

We'd love to.

We couldn't.

I insist, considering an engagement gift.

Thank you very much.

How could you? It'll be fun.

You don't know this guy's idea of fun.

I always did regard her as somewhat of a tigress.

She's tough.

Um.

Oh!

Oh.