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The body is in the sun.

Transmissions clear.

Circle detection clear.

Dynast is clear.

I told you to warn me before you sneeze.

Roger that.

Okay,

now, stay close to me.

Up on two miles to Cuban waters.

Park.

Let's see what you're made of.

Autopilot engaged.

This should be a night rescue.

You're worrying again.

The stealth.

will work. It will work this time. I guarantee it. Their radar will not see

coming. The only thing I'm worried about is whether you're going to see anything

coming with that eye of yours. I can see better with one eye than you can see

with two.

Oh, that's why you saw Kowalski's fist coming at you when he sucker punched

I'll take care of Kowalski when we get back.

Don't worry.

An eye for an eye.

Still engaged.

Yes, we are undetectable, my friend. And three, two...

Entering Cuban waters.

Mark.

Nobody sees us. No radio transmissions about us. Nothing. Nada. Niente.

Ningun. Zip. Working as guaranteed.

What are you doing?

Guaranteeing your guarantee.

malfunction status radar vulnerable what

this sort of thing happens

with prototypes you know i told you i told you stealth is not an easy thing to

maintain my friend damn okay i screwed up all right i'm sorry we'll abort the

mission no we won't spend There are a lot of angry, die -hard communists out

there with large automatic weapons, and now they know we're coming.

I promised Palma we'd get his wife and son out. The entire Cuban army is about

to go on full alert.

It doesn't matter. If they're caught, Castro can use them to force Palma back

from the States and execute him.

We pick up Mario and Alfredo as planned. Spence.

No better than Argy with you. All right, let me get you some satellite help.

Satellite lock completed.

Computer hacker, they're nothing like gnats on an elephant's butt.

Satellite hacking, that is the true test of skill, my friend. Not just getting

in, but getting in control.

Yeah.

How do you eat that stuff at a time like this?

Complex carbs.

Kick in like rocket fuel.

There it is.

Puerto Manatee, our destination resort.

You see those soldiers?

Thunder will lock in to anyone who fires a weapon at you.

Thunder will lock in to anyone who even points a weapon at you. Like in those

toothpaste commercials, you know, where the fluoride zeroes in on the plaque and

the tartar.

It's an analogy.

Just let me know if the plaque and tartar are hiding on my blind side.

You got it, bro.

Spence. Spence, buddy.

Mutual activity out there. Are you sure you want to go through with this?

Just cover my groove.

Don't blow your nose.

Ready for launch?

Ready. On my mark.

And... 3... 2... 1... Go!

Take over on remote.

I'm going in. You got it, brother.

Radar locked.

Spence,

make it snappy, man. We got a whole block of Soviet -made werewolf gunships

headed our way. ETA, eight minutes.

What the hell do you think I'm doing?

Proximity warning.

Spence, they're on the street to your left, approximately 20 yards.

There's an overpass, 10 o 'clock.

It's my husband's tape. Your husband's okay and you'll be together soon. Let's

go. Come on.

Targeting. Do you flip me?

We're still on this.

Lots of plaque and tartar on your blind side.

Got it.

Brew, send Trigger. Come on.

You got it, Roy.

Trigger heading back to you.

Stay low.

Hold on.

Get him out of there. I'll cover you. I'll pick you up outside of the bay.

¿Están seguros?

Sí. Bueno.

Martin and Alfredo strapped in tight. Done deal. Auto -pilot off.

Verified. How do we look?

To those gunships, like a sitting duck. The way the late Tua comes out of this

mallard's tail feathers.

They won't pursue us past Cuban waters.

Let's free fire.

That's good to me.

Full thrust commitment. On my mark.

Three, two... One. Mark!

Hydro thruster malfunction.

Malfunction. Oh, come on.

Oh, come on, baby. Forget I called you a prototype. You are the real deal.

Their missiles are armed. They're going duck hunting, man.

Love ya.

Love ya.

Just like our old Navy SEAL days, huh, partner?

You bruise them, I lose them.

Continental Airlines flight 597 from Tampa to Houston, now boarding at gate

All passengers holding tickets on Continental Airlines flight 597.

Welcome to the Paradise Beach Hotel.

Let your body move.

Everybody groove.

Let your body move.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

I could use a cold beer.

And some hot gossip.

Need a back page for tomorrow's edition.

I'll get you the cold beer, Max. Hey, Kelly, Kelly, come on. Around here, you

know who's doing what to who.

Give me a taste.

Point me in a direction.

Okay, Max.

For a fellow New Yorker.

You see that guy over there? The one with the two gidgets?

Edward Whitaker.

His stepbrother's family built the hotel.

When he died last year, he left it to his daughter, Megan.

So Megan's his niece.

There you go.

But Edward was executor of the will.

Now he's going around saying there's some kind of claw that's going to allow

to take over the hotel.

What I hear about Megan's true. He's in for one hell of a fight.

Why do you think I'm telling you about it, Max? When you write about this,

you've got to take Megan's side.

Or I'll poison your beer.

Kelly, I'm impartial.

So what do you prefer?

Us take a strip now?

We used to ride horses, you know, along these beaches. I don't think they allow

none. Cheers, you both.

Thank you, Heather. Thank you, Elise.

I've known I couldn't trust you since I was six and caught you with your hand in

my Halloween bag.

I was merely making sure there were no razor blades in it.

Gwiz. Hag.

Nag. Wig.

Rat.

Lovely ladies, excuse me for a moment. I have some family business that needs

attending to, but we'll continue this later.

You're disgusting.

You're upset.

What's this about you taking over my hotel?

I was merely honoring the terms of your father's will.

You swore to me you'd never enforce that clause.

Yes, I know, but the more I pondered it, the more I realized that your dear

father put it there for your own good. And I promised him I'd look after you.

I am not going to let you sell off this hotel to some corporate chain who'll

squash its history into a brochure.

It's going to stay in the family.

And that's what I promised my father.

Then you should have honored the terms of his will.

They were very explicit.

I still have two days.

Megan, it's too late. The clause is very carefully worded.

There's no possible way that you could get married in the next 48 hours.

Let's not argue.

After all, we're family.

That's a birth defect I'll have to live with.

Once you're dead, hop on up.

Senora Palma, watch your step.

Way to go, partner. All right, man.

Hey,

Hurricane. Not a scratch on you.

The mission went perfect.

Hey, Brew.

Hiya, sweetheart.

This one must have been a piece of cake.

Walk in the park.

A day at the office.

A stroll on the beach.

Buzz!

You lose!

So, how's your eye?

That's a lot better.

Can I see it?

Nah, you don't want to.

Yes, I do.

Does it hurt?

Can you see?

No, it's okay.

Give me five.

Keep the change.

You know, after they turned down my idea for Thunder, I decided to leave the

Navy and build her myself.

Yeah. Our Navy SEAL team threw us a going away party, got me totally drunk

shoved me in a tank with a shark that hadn't been fed for three weeks.

What happened? Well, the shark opened its mouth real wide and went for my

but I slipped behind it. Then I grabbed its dorsal. It whacked me with its tail

and we flip -flopped all over the tank.

Wow.

I got my hand inside its gill, the other on its dorsal, and I yanked as hard as

I could.

What happened then?

Well, you know that sound that Velcro makes when you rip it apart?

Blood and shark guts everywhere.

And something else.

What else? Why?

A human hand!

Ever since then...

I've been flaying my own sharks. You never know what you'll find inside the

belly of a beast.

Let's see what's inside our little friend.

Whoa!

Must have been a small car, huh?

The more junk they eat, the better they taste.

What's that?

Oh.

Wow.

Looks like a necklace or something.

Here, a present from me and the shark.

I gotta get cleaned up. I'll let my buddies play this thing. Come on, let's

to the scuttlebutt. Fly!

My uncle's serious, Kelly.

He plotted this entire thing, waited to the last minute.

I should have known he'd try and steal my hotel away from me.

He's not going to get it.

Hey, what's the matter?

Max, I need your camera.

Uh -oh.

I thought Mom'd be inside working.

Don't worry, Jess.

You're with me.

She knows you're in good hands.

RJ Spencer, you are the most reckless, irresponsible, juvenile delinquent of a

man I have ever met in my entire life. You lead a sheltered life. What can I

say?

Jessica, please go and wait for me inside.

Where did you get that necklace?

From his friend.

It's black.

It was in front of his jar.

Don't worry. It was dead.

You gave my daughter something you found inside a dead fish?

Mom, you watch it out first.

I'm sorry if you think parasailing is too dangerous for Jess.

Next time, I'll ask your permission.

See you later, squirt.

I was hoping you'd be here.

How's it going, Nicole?

Never had a better day, Hurricane.

Why don't we go lay this down behind the dunes, and I'll show you how exciting a

parachute ride can be.

Meet the way.

Oh, my lovely Mercruisers, you performed exceptionally today.

But as for the rest of you, I'm disappointed.

You have been a very bad boat.

You think you can show me a little glimpse of your abilities and then cover

up? Well, let me tell you something, my friend. There is a reason that I

graduated first in my class at MIT.

There is a reason that I was the sole designer for the R -15 systems for the

Navy. So if you think you can humiliate me in front of my best friend like you

did today, you are sorely mistaken. Do you understand?

Huh? Huh? Hello?

I can't hear you!

I hope we don't have to have this discussion again.

And now...

Hey, Spence. Get some good work out, brother.

Wow.

Beautiful day.

Ain't it, brother?

They made their decision.

What?

They made their decision.

Who made what decision?

The Navy.

They gave the contract to a company with a similar prototype.

What?

No, no, no, wait, no, no. There's nothing similar to Thunder. Let me see

You know what this is?

This is the government.

This is the government keeping those big dinosaur bilge builders in business.

It's all political economics.

It has nothing to do with the best design.

This really pisses me off.

I tried fighting the system. I lost.

You what?

I lost.

You what?

How can you just say I lost so calmly? You sunk everything you own into that

boat. You're in a hock over your eyes, which is very high.

You got bank loans lined up like dominoes, one to pay off the other to

the other without the chance of a contract, brother.

They're going to foreclose on you.

They already have.

The bank's repossessing Thunder next Friday.

There's got to be something we can do.

You know, I can't remember a time when I wasn't fighting for something, against

something.

I think I'm finally punched out, Brew.

Punched out?

Punched out, bro.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that.

I think we're just holding ourselves back.

Don't do it, Prue. Oh, you bet I'm going to do it.

Don't get me fired up. I'm all tired. Get you all fired up? You're all tired,

man?

You listen to me, brother.

We put too much blood, sweat, and tears into that boat to just lie down.

If that was your son, would you let somebody take him from you without a

huh? You're doing it. You're damn right I am. Oh, hey, I didn't even have time

to tell you.

Guess who's over at the scuttlebutt?

Named Kowalski?

Ring a bell?

Now, do you want me to go there all by myself and tell that cheap shot artist

that you're all punched out?

Kowalski? Yeah.

Are you sure? Yeah, you bet I'm sure. You sure? He's dragging how he turned

Hurricane Spencer into a little puppet.

He was my very favorite.

Lola, a ring on my finger is not going to fool Uncle Edward.

By itself, no, Megan.

Dear, how much are you willing to do to keep this hotel?

What?

Well, maybe there's someone out there who's just right for you.

Marry someone by Saturday?

He's not just pushing the off button.

He's turning you on.

Besides, Jesse's going to have to like this guy, too.

Yeah, Kelly's right.

Jesse's crazy about Spence.

There you go.

Are you both insane?

Besides, the one thing that R .J. Hurricane Spence would like more than

monstrous thunderbolt of his is his precious freedom.

Wrong.

I happen to know that R .J. would give up his freedom long before he'd ever

up that boat.

Oh, I love that wicked smile.

You know something.

Brubake will tell me anything I need to know to get me to go out with him.

Let's just say Vince is on the hook.

All we gotta do is reel him in.

No.

No!

private if you don't mind.

Yeah, I'm dressed.

I'm ready. I will be there in five minutes.

Thank you.

Look, what's this all about? Because I'm running a little late.

Seems you're running late on a lot of things.

How far behind on your bank loan are you?

If I'm going to put up the money, I need to know how much it's going to cost

me.

Why would you put up the money for my loan?

How much?

93 ,000.

All right.

I might be willing to put up that amount.

If?

If.

You. If I.

Marry me.

Say that again.

You have to marry me.

Wait a minute.

Let me get this straight.

You're willing to pay me to marry you?

If you don't get the money, you lose your boat.

If I don't get married, I lose my hotel.

I thought you were the hopeless romantic who would never marry for anything but

true love.

And that is exactly what I'm doing.

Don't look so smug. I love my hotel.

And I'm even willing to marry you in order to save it.

Beggars can't be choosers, huh?

Desperate people do desperate things, huh?

How does marrying me save your hotel?

It fulfills the condition of my father's will.

I have to be married within 36 hours.

It would be a mutually beneficial business arrangement, that is all.

So, do we have a deal or not?

I'll let you know.

Genetonically. I mean, first the stealth malfunction, then I couldn't maintain

full thrust commitment.

Well, it's a tough one. You know, I feel like this whole thing is my fault.

How so?

Did I ever tell you that Spence saved my life?

Took a bullet in the chest that was coming at me.

That bullet would have killed me.

Now, I feel like I'm killing his dream.

Well, everyone has a dream that'll never come true.

Do you?

Tell me your dream.

No way!

Come on, tell me your dream.

No, it's stupid.

Besides, it'll never come true anyway, so... Tell me your dream, and I'll tell

you my dream.

Come on.

Talk to me.

Okay.

Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to go to Italy, to Florence, and apprentice

myself out to an artist, and sculpt nudes out of Carrara marble, like

Michelangelo's David.

There is nothing in the world as sensual as running your hands over the contours

of the marble, closing your eyes and feeling the smooth, cool texture.

That's rough -heeled strength.

I told you it was stupid.

No, no, no, no, not at all.

Listen, if you ever need a model, I can... Well, what's yours?

My what?

Your dream.

My dream?

Oh, my dream.

Oh, it's similar to your... I mean, it's not about marble or anything. It's...

It's about a real woman.

Actually, it's about you, Kelly.

I dream about the two of us connecting in

a

conjugal kind of way.

Well, there you go.

Like I said,

some dreams will never come true.

got a deal.

Let's go somewhere where we can work out the details.

Not just yet.

Here.

Take the ring.

Propose to me. What?

Ask me to marry you.

Now? In front of everybody?

You can get on your knees if you like.

Don't push it.

My uncle has eyes everywhere. The more people that witness this, the better.

So do it properly.

Marry me.

Louder.

Marry me.

Louder, with feeling.

You want feeling?

You want louder with feeling?

Marry me!

I can't keep my feelings a secret any longer.

I want everyone to know how much I love you, how much I need you, how I can't

live without you. Put me down.

I was stupid not to say yes when you begged me to marry you a month ago. I

it's not too late.

No!

And I'd like to keep one of these suckers for whaling.

Spot a humpback off the starboard.

Watch his finger into his back.

I think this looks pretty good if I do say so myself.

Why don't you take a look and tell me what you think?

We're on the last crate.

Should be ready to weigh anchor before dark.

Well, Mr.

Kilmer, I would have never recognized you.

Yes, you did it again.

Look, these clients are going to have to wait a couple of days for their

weapons. We got a little business here we have to take care of. Things are

still... Pretty hot in town. I mean, after that little thing we pulled off

today.

Well, the last place they're going to look for us is at the Paradise Beach

Hotel. It won't take long. Just make sure you keep all the men on the ship.

Yes, sir.

So tell me, baby, why is this little girl so fascinating?

It's not her. It's this.

Her necklace?

Many years ago, when I didn't have any money, I worked on a trawler for an ex

-convict. We headed to one of these islands out here, which only he and the

captain knew.

They got drunk one night, and they showed us a necklace, four strands of

brass beads.

He graphically described cutting somebody's throat for it, said it was

to a fortune worth millions.

Before we got to the islands, we went down in a storm.

The convict drowned, so did the captain and everyone else except me.

And here it is, right here, found in the belly of a shark.

But how is it worth millions?

Well, baby, first we have to get it. And then we will find out.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you, darling.

Darling, I love you.

And I love you.

I can't do this. Oh, come on, Spence. We didn't even get to the kids.

Brother, brother, brother, relax.

You can't convince me. How are you going to convince 200 people down there?

Should I be wearing sunglasses, a patch?

I think my eye's getting better. What do you think? Let me see.

Yeah, yeah, it looks pretty good. Now listen, did you take care of business?

As soon as we top him out, Megan pays off the loan. My main man.

How about community property?

Community what?

Property. Spence.

Community property, after the two of you are married, everything you own becomes

half hers, including Thunder?

How'd you handle it? God, I didn't even think about it. Well, you better think

about it, because here comes the hot kiss at the end of the wet fist.

What the heck does that mean?

Ah, saved by the bell.

Community property?

Hold that thought.

Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, guess who?

heard the unattainable is about to become attained i had to come and see

own eyes because i just could not believe it you're not alone how's it

nicole well i'm depressed what can megan whitaker give you that i can't it's

complicated the least i can do is kiss the groom

You know, it's very bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the

It's even worse luck for the bride, Megan.

Megan! To see the groom before the wedding.

Yeah.

Oh, now, honey, don't go getting jealous. I was just giving him a little

something to remember me by.

If you're not out of here in five seconds, I'll give you something to

me by.

If your honeymoon starts getting boring,

you know where to find me.

Charming girl.

I know what part of your body has done the thinking until today.

Community property.

But starting here and now, you better use your brain. We need a prenuptial

agreement eliminating community property. Because my uncle is here.

And if he proves this is a marriage of anything other than true love and

devotion, quote, unquote...

We both lose everything.

I keep what's mine. You keep what's yours. Well, you better make this

convincing.

He's working on it. We have a lot riding on this, the both of us.

Don't blow it.

She didn't hear a word I said. You know, you're one hell of a negotiator.

Match your eye.

Welcome to the paradise beach hotel

Wait

for me on the north side of the hotel

Please join hands.

Marriage is a blessed event. A bonding of two souls in celebration of their...

No community property.

I don't want any.

I'm not getting it.

...of beauty and strength.

It's only 50%. I want controlling interest or thunder.

Drop dead.

If you want this, Andrew, I'll walk and you'll have nothing. And neither will

you.

Without leverage, I'd have nothing anyway.

Do you, Megan Irene Winokur... I'll say no.

Try me.

I do.

Uh, do you, Randolph?

On one condition.

I want $5 ,100.

Of the hotel?

When hell breathes. Of the skull? Love until cherished, till death do you part?

Never. Then I'll say no.

You wouldn't dare.

Leverage works both ways.

I do.

Oh, good.

If anyone knows of any reason why these two people should not be married, let

him speak now or forever hold his deed. This marriage is a deception and a

fraud.

It's based on commercial enterprise, not love, and I shall reveal it as such.

Finish the ceremony.

The ring. Do you have the ring?

Now, repeat after me.

With this ring, I thee wed.

With this ring.

I thee wed. I now pronounce you husband and wife.

is the girl.

You look lovely and what a beautiful necklace.

May I look at it?

Yes. It came from inside of a shark.

Oh, really?

You know, I bet you would like to know where it was before it was in that

Do you know?

No, no, no. I don't, but my husband does. He's a jewelry expert, so why

go show it to him and find out?

Well, who's your little friend, honey?

What can you tell this little girl about her necklace?

Well, we're going to have to get a closer look.

Let me see.

Well, let me see. Brass beads, about 10 years old.

I'm afraid it's not worth very much, but I'll give you $20 for it. That means

it's worth a lot more.

She's pretty smart. You're very smart.

Okay, $100 for it.

No, thanks.

My dad gave it to me, so I never sell it. Bye -bye. Oh, wait, wait, wait,

Now, that's special to you, isn't it?

Yes. And you don't want to lose it?

No. It's a little bit loose. How about if I tighten it for you? Will you turn

around for me? Yeah.

Jess, what's wrong?

They stole my necklace!

Stay here.

to take care of this

I think so. Take it easy, brother.

Any breaks?

I don't know, man, but I just fell off a beanstalk.

Who was that?

What was that?

They took my necklace.

It's scattered everywhere.

Drew, get a metal detector.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Got one.

Way to go.

All right, so the necklace is a puzzle of some sort. but that still doesn't

explain why those awful people wanted it so badly.

When we solve the puzzle, maybe we'll find out.

Got another one.

Way to go.

Darling,

it's late. We really should go.

Jessica? What? Oh, sorry. I thought you were talking to Sven.

It's your guy's wedding night.

Got one.

So did I.

Wow.

Maybe it's a habit thing. The eyes and the mouth.

No, I've seen this before.

It's a mouth.

Northern Ireland, off there at Ota. My father used to take me fishing there.

You're right.

I know.

It's Bruin Kelly.

Let's see what they found out.

The necklace was probably made by a convict named Andrew the Gimp Gilmore

he was a prisoner at San Quentin. That's what the SQ stands for.

Prisons stamp every bullet so they can trace which guard fired them.

She's a pistol, isn't she?

Check it out.

T3, Tower 3.

Y4, Yard 4.

There you go. Who was Gilmore?

He was convicted for masterminding a $3 million robbery 20 years ago. But the

important thing is he was also the prime suspect in over a dozen unsolved

robberies. Biggies.

Museums. Diamond brokers.

Did they ever find the loot?

The loot?

The haul.

The booty.

The plunder. The goods.

Boil. The swag.

The stash. Did they ever recover any of it? No. And here's the topper.

The gimster was murdered in the prison's craft shop after making a necklace out

of bullet casings for his wife. That necklace was never found.

So maybe gimpy's dad just looted one of these islands.

Bingo. But there's no X marks of sport.

Yes, there is.

There's a map on this side, too.

God's sake, Spence, will you give me a little room here? Hey,

check it out. There is an X.

Get Thunder ready. We leave first thing in the morning.

No. Yes.

Forget it. I'm coming. You're staying.

I am coming.

I said no.

I said yes. I said no. Absolutely I am coming. I am coming because bottom line

is I now own 51 % of this boat.

All right already. You can come. But no bickering, no bellyaching, and no

backtalk. I give the orders and you follow them. Understood?

And when you're through stowing this away, I got some more stuff for you.

Why does he have to be so churlish?

Churlish?

Oh, Spencer, why do you have to be so churlish?

Get in. Let's go.

Hon, life ain't about what's fair.

It's about who wields the power.

Nine -year -olds don't. Well, that's not fair either.

Well, if they were going on their honeymoon, you wouldn't have gone.

Kelly, Drew wouldn't be there.

Don't bet on that.

We'll maybe do something exciting together.

We'll make them really fall in love.

What do you mean, Jess? They're already married.

Why does everybody think I'm...

Grandpa's Will and Uncle Edward.

Well, so, how do you feel about that?

I feel like Hayley Mills in The Parent Trap.

Except there's only one of me.

But that should be enough.

More than enough.

Come here, you.

Come on!

Oh!

Put me down!

Put me down!

Thank you so much.

This is a beautiful drawing, Jessica. Thanks for solving the puzzle for me.

course.

Latitude, 52 degrees south.

Longitude, 78 degrees north.

Where is it? Right there. Right there. There's the island and the boat.

All right. Get the men.

Get the weapons.

We're going to shore. Let's do it.

I'll show you some thunder.

I kind of feel like we're on a family outing.

It's around here.

It is over there.

No, I'm telling you. It's around here.

The X was clearly marked on the map in the middle of a pond or a lake, and we

passed a lake way back on the other side of the island.

Enough of the love spats, please.

I tell you what, Megan, join me on the rock over there for high tea. Thank you

very much. You're welcome.

She's your wife.

Oh, God.

Now what's he doing looks to me like he's climbing a tree

Get up no get up get your own rock X marks the spot

the lake.

You're coming back, Max. Okay.

Whoa, cool.

Stay down.

And the missus?

Okay, I got you, hon.

I got you. I got you right here.

I got you. Come on down.

Come on.

I got you.

I got you.

I got you.

Whoa!

Oh,

yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Oh, God! Oh, yuck! Oh, God! Ouch!

Yuck!

You're not afraid of snakes, are you? I just don't like disgusting things

crawling up my leg, that's all.

I'll keep that in mind.

Oh, Spencer.

A moment of your time, please.

Take care, my friend.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Marta the old pinster. He's stealing two rats together to make a giant

waterproof bag.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

What is it?

Oh, Spitz. Before we begin, I just want to say I'm very excited.

Oh, my God.

Money.

He said crime doesn't pay.

Drop your weapons.

He said drop your weapons now.

Can't anybody listen to me? I said drop your weapons or your bride's going to be

your ex.

That's right.

Drop your weapons.

be this great commando do something think you could take her with you when

leave i don't want to separate the newlyweds i'm violent but i'm not cruel

cruel no besides i've got her daughter and her maid of honor at our ship what

how the hell do you think we found you if you hurt either of them i swear i'll

find you and i'll rip your heart out through your throat

Till death do us part.

Hold your breath!

Come on, come on!

Great.

Great, great, great. Just great. Well, guess what, folks?

We ain't getting out the way we got in.

We'll get just back. Trust me.

Well,

I don't think our friends are going to be needing their boat anymore.

You want me to take it for a test drive?

Why don't we all take it for a test drive?

Salt water.

Oh, man, what a great boat.

Yes, the water's clean.

Your weight and activity do not match those of authorized personnel. Enter

identification code now.

Man, this is a hell of a boat.

Identity not verified. You have 20 seconds to leave this craft or enter

identification code now.

20 seconds or what's it going to do, kick us off?

10 seconds.

Five seconds.

Four.

We're going to put a line on it, and we're going to tow it out of here. Let's

go. All right.

What

are you

doing? He's oxygenating his blood.

The pool.

leads to the ocean. When Spence finds his way out, all we have to do is follow

this.

How long can you stay under there?

Don't worry about it. It's part whale.

There's a way out.

Megan, you just have to relax.

Remember everything I told you.

When we get in the water, start your deep breathing.

When I give the signal, take a deep breath and we'll all go under.

Well, it'll hold enough air to get us through the cave if there's no leaks.

Let's do it.

Calm down, Megan. Do it for Jess.

Hey, Megan. Megan.

Piece of cake.

Three deep breaths. We go under together.

Ready?

One.

Two.

Thank you.

Oh.

Ben.

No, I can't give you any support unless they turn on the engines.

We'll have to make do.

Well, can't you just radio the post guys? No, no, no. They seem coming miles

away. It'd be too dangerous for Jess and Kelly.

I'll bring her back to you.

Be careful.

Do me a favor, will you?

Bring Kelly back, too, because I'd like a shot at my own honeymoon or a

reasonable facsimile.

Get Thunder ready to breathe fire. Already on it, brother.

What are you doing?

A little psychological warfare.

go, we'll call it even.

Doesn't work for me.

Tie him up.

It's time to feed the sharks.

No! No!

Dad! Oh, yeah, Navy's field. How about Navy anchor?

No!

Please, Tom.

Shut up.

He's ready, Mr. Kilmer.

Go ahead and kill me, but let them go.

I got it, brother.

What are you doing?

I'm giving you mouth -to -mouth.

I don't need mouth -to -mouth.

Oh.

Thanks, bro.

Spencer, I...

I don't know what to say.

You'll think of something later.

Bruce, drop him in.

Remind me to save your life more often.

Let's get that line secure.

Way anchored. Aye, sir.

We're to set course to Panama.

Hooray! Yes, sir.

Hold on tight.

Are you going to get Thunderbolt to us, commitment?

Let's hope so. No problema, brother.

Visual on screen.

Get ready. We're busting loose.

Got a stinger missile and blow them off the planet. Yeah!

15 seconds. Commencing full thrust commitment. 14. Do it.

13.

Hydra thruster malfunction.

9. 8.

5.

3.

2 .9. 2 .8.

2 .6.

2 .5.

That stinger's catered on us, Vince.

I want it to.

2 .1. What goes around comes around. 1 .9.

1 .7.

What? What's it doing?

1 second.

Radio the Coast Guard.

Tell them they can fish some barracuda out of the water now.

Spence, what about the treasure, man?

There's always another day in paradise.

You were incredible today darling How would you

like some champagne maybe later

They've discovered your device.

They know.

My devices have never been discovered.

I said fake it, not make it. Move your hand.

Kind of a shame that your security suite turned up old Uncle Edward's handiwork.

You never know what real passions might have flared.

Lola, would you leave Ms. LaRue and I alone for a moment so I can show her

of my handiwork? You never know what passions might flare.

Lola, stay where you are.

Spoilsport.

Well, even though they outsmarted Uncle Edward this time, he's not going to back

off.

Neither am I.

How about a little gratitude for saving your life?

If you hadn't given Jessica that necklace in the first place, it wouldn't

been in danger.

Darling, I love you and I'm so glad we're finally married.

That's no act.

Look at this couple. They're in love.

Thunder!

Thunder and Paris.

Lightning striking bright.

That's the thunder.