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All right.

I'm so glad you came over.

Yeah, me too. Now we finally have time to shoot content.

Yes, yes. Make it viral. We have to be viral.

We have to have a viral idea today.

We've had a few. We've had a few good ideas, but I think we can, like, I think

we can get our follow counts, like, a lot bigger.

Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like we just need the right TikTok.

Yeah, I mean, we could try a few different things.

Um, the first one, the, you know, kind of dance. You want to watch?

Oh, that sounds fun.

We could do it a couple times if we don't get it the first time. Okay.

Let's try and make it cute.

Bye.

That was pretty good.

It's okay.

Do you want to do it one more time just to make sure we got it? Yeah. All right.

That was good. That was good. I think we got it that time.

Which other one do you think was the best?

There was like that, do you know that one dance where it's like... Oh, and

the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

I'm good.

Let's try it one more time. Let's try it one more time.

A little more energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

That one was way better. That was way, way better.

Um, any other ideas?

Um... You ever heard about this party safety zone?

Safety zone party?

Yeah, man. You ever heard about it? It'd be crazy.

Tell me it's, like, next month.

What are you talking about? It's tomorrow.

Oh, fuck.

What? Keep calm, man.

Why not?

I don't even have a car. I'm grounded.

What? For what, man?

Not being very nice. I don't like it very much.

Do you have a reason to get grounded, though? I mean, it wasn't even that bad.

You know, a few little things.

Like what?

Like, really little things. Like, putting milk and cereal in her underwear

drawer. And one night when she was sleeping, I put some glue on her hair

that funny pirate hat on her. So, like, they'd walk... school. The whole school

day was firing on. How about you're a dick?

Well, dude, it's not like you have them coming. You just always give me those,

like, looks.

Come on. Well, I mean, better figure something out, dog. Did you miss this

party?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what I can do to make this work out.

Well, we can always ask him.

Right, well, speaking of which, probably go and see if there's some nice thing I

can do for my sister.

See?

Are the friends or the dating? Yeah.

So, uh, friends? Or dating?

We don't know.

Fun?

Dinner?

Now you can spend?

Yeah.

Whoa,

what did I just walk in on?

Nothing. Making content.

We didn't actually make it.

That's just weird.

No,

no, no. You can't tell them.

We need this to go viral.

You're relying on followers by like... Kicking each other on camera?

Well, we didn't actually kiss. We were just peeping.

Oh, yeah.

I got the mom, yeah.

No, no, no, no. Well, I mean, unless you want to stay grounded, I mean... Do

you want to stay grounded?

Oh, we got that part of your mom.

I'm trying.

I'm doing everything in my power to not be mean to you, but you're

making me... Really difficult.

I'll make you a deal, bro.

If you do one video with us, then I will tell mom that you've been great and

that she should unground you and then you can go to your whatever party.

Video? Just one.

I don't want to be on your stupid ding -dong social media bullshit. No.

I guess you can just stay grounded.

Let's do it real quick. Let me get more of the fun.

Put a stupid filter on and some kawaii fucking cat ear nonsense.

It's going to be fun. It's going to be fun.

Let's just do it, man.

What do we got to do?

All right. So because it's all of us, let's do it in the living room so we

more space.

All right.

There we go.

Okay. Don't worry. I'm going to edit this out.

the trend that we wanted to do was, um, we basically try to make you guys react

and you can't react at all. Like, don't say anything. Just, like, keep a

straight face, stare at the wall or whatever.

Um, but, you know, we'd have our boyfriends do it if we had boyfriends,

know. Right.

Do what I get. What do I need to do?

Um, so just stand right here.

Yeah, just relax.

Okay.

And...

Try not to react.

You're not supposed to react. You have to start over.

Start over, whatever.

You're just going to edit it, right?

Yeah, yeah.

You're such a neat boy.

You can't react. Doesn't he have to start over?

Okay,

okay.

Really?

Yeah, really.

Listen, if we're going to do this, maybe we should just, like,

switch or something.

Are you okay with that? I mean, as long as we don't stop reacting?

Yeah, because then we have to start over. It's fine.

Yeah, let's switch. You come over here.

Hi.

Oh, that's weird. Yeah.

I can't react. Remember.

I can't react.

It must be hard for you not to react.

You're doing so good at not reacting.

Three, two, one.

How am I not supposed to react to that?

Bro, did she pull your dick out?

Did she pull yours out?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know his name from social media.

Yeah,

for real.

Well, we already got what we needed, so this is just for fun.

Okay, well, I think you guys have had your fun.

So, you know, we're going to go ahead and, like... I mean, we did swap, didn't

we?

I mean... I'll fuck your sister.

You can fuck mine. You're a good brother.

Don't you want to go to that party?

I'm just going to the party to fuck anyways.

Fine, I guess.

Can't argue with that logic.

Can't argue with that logic.

This is for the party, buddy.

Don't forget that.

Hey Lacey, high five.

Hey Lacey, your brother's pie tastes really good. I don't want to hear that.

Your brother's is pretty good too.

Who would have known my brother's going to have such a nice day?

I guess I would have known. That would be me.

No.

It's kind of hot in here, don't you think? Yeah.

It's even better with this hat. oh wow yeah

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, brother, have you ever checked your sister's mouth before?

No, I haven't. No, she looked.

She has a great body.

Her lips are awesome.

Everything.

Hey, I'm loving your sister's mouth right now.

Let's be quiet.

Your sister's got it going on.

See, I told you I wasn't gay.

Why don't I get more comfortable and I get to see?

Yeah.

Okay, sure.

I think we're sure about two. Okay.

I

think

this is going to be way better than your party.

Jesus, you're such a fucking slut.

You are way too good at that.

Just don't tell my mom.

As long as I get the car, I won't say shit, alright?

Deal.

Lacey, did you know your stepbrother had such a big dick? I didn't.

Mm hmm.

I should do this

Hey, not to be a hypocrite, but, uh, why don't you girls kiss like you were

before?

We didn't actually kiss. No, we never.

I've never kissed a girl.

Yeah.

I guess we could try it.

I think I can taste my birth.

It's hard not to when it tastes so good.

um um

Oh, God.

He's got a deep throat, bro.

I'll just put it back in for me.

Fine.

I'm so good.

I'm

slipping

out.

Your pillows are actually...

We had to be a team player.

Oh my bad. Sorry.

Thank you.

I like watching you bug my brother.

It was so good.

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Your brother's great.

Thank you.

You're my stepbrother, so... Better get me ungrounded. I will, I promise.

It's like we're in a party. Get over here.